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Welcome to the all purpose boat of quotes (yes I know there is a quote boat on digitiser, but it is a decent enough title), I set this up as a multi purpose topic to house quotes from "stuff" rather than have lots of different quoty topics.
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).
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"We want the finest wines available to all humanity.And we want them here and we want the now!"
Withnail And I
Withnail And I
"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby"
"Why not?"
"He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. I gaurantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. Only Wonder Woman would have the fallopian tubes to handle the sperm of steel. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is if he wore a Kryptonite condom. And that would kill him"
Mallrats
"Why not?"
"He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. I gaurantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. Only Wonder Woman would have the fallopian tubes to handle the sperm of steel. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is if he wore a Kryptonite condom. And that would kill him"
Mallrats
Elvis: "Reach for the sky boys! Thankyouverymuch."
Red Dwarf
"You ever kill anyone?"
"I hurt somebody's feelings once."
Ronin
"I used to box for Oxford."
"Oh, really? I used to kill for the CIA."
A Fish Called Wanda
"There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean 'bad'?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"That's bad. Okay. Alright: important safety tip. Thanks Egon."
Ghostbusters
"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people - you have to say something cool first."
The Last Boy Scout
Red Dwarf
"You ever kill anyone?"
"I hurt somebody's feelings once."
Ronin
"I used to box for Oxford."
"Oh, really? I used to kill for the CIA."
A Fish Called Wanda
"There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean 'bad'?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"That's bad. Okay. Alright: important safety tip. Thanks Egon."
Ghostbusters
"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people - you have to say something cool first."
The Last Boy Scout
Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back:
Kid 1 "How was the wedding?"
Dante: "Wedding?"
Kid Two "Jay said you two had a gay Star Wars themed wedding and you were the b***h, he was the butch"
Dante: "I was the b***h?"
Randall "That's how I would see it"
Kid 1 "How was the wedding?"
Dante: "Wedding?"
Kid Two "Jay said you two had a gay Star Wars themed wedding and you were the b***h, he was the butch"
Dante: "I was the b***h?"
Randall "That's how I would see it"
Simpsons quotes:
Homer:
"PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!, I have a wife and kids, eat them!!"
Marge: Homer, it's Mr. Burns on the phone. He says if you don't come in tommorrow then don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO!! 4 day weekend!
Homer:
"PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!, I have a wife and kids, eat them!!"
Marge: Homer, it's Mr. Burns on the phone. He says if you don't come in tommorrow then don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO!! 4 day weekend!
Futurama:
Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
'Oh.. the internet's on computers now'
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
"Will everybody shot getting shot?" - Lock Stock
"Uh....I know Kung Fu" - Neo, The Matrix
"I guess I could use a work out" - Romeo Must Die
"There's gonna be all these people there, with their own lives and families, what am I gonna say, 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, how have you been'" - Grosse Point Blank
"Uh....I know Kung Fu" - Neo, The Matrix
"I guess I could use a work out" - Romeo Must Die
"There's gonna be all these people there, with their own lives and families, what am I gonna say, 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, how have you been'" - Grosse Point Blank
"You see it just so happens, Ultra Magnus really is my brother....We were created at precisely the same time on Cybertron, by an Autobot elder named Alpha Trion. We were raised together."
-- Optimus Prime
-- Optimus Prime
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