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"Quote boat"

Welcome to the all purpose boat of quotes (yes I know there is a quote boat on digitiser, but it is a decent enough title), I set this up as a multi purpose topic to house quotes from "stuff" rather than have lots of different quoty topics.
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).

Fawlty towers:

German: Will you stop talking about the war
Basil : Me? You started it
German: We did not start it.
Basil : Yes you did, you invaded Poland



Basil: He gets paid for sticking his nose
Sybil: Oh, Basil
Basil: No, I'm going to have my say
into people's private..... um........ details. Well, just speaking for myself, I don't want a total stranger nosing about in my private parts.... Details!

Bah, I'm correcting the piece of gay footwears :-D

Homer:No let's go back to that... building... thingy... where are beds and TV!.... is...

:-D

Homer: America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Homer: Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done.

Homer "Oh Lisa I've had it with your stories. Bart's a vampire, tv is bad and beer kills brain cells. Now let's go to...that place...where the...bed...is"

*Homer Simpson staying in a hotel with Mindy Simmons*

Bell-boy: ..And here is your king-size bed for *wolf-whistles, winks at Homer .*

Homer: Stop that! all I'm gonna use this bed for is eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort, that's all

Kryten - "They've taken Mr Rimmer!"

Cat - "Let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

Some third rock from the sun quotes:

Dick : Guns don't kill people, physics kills people.

Dick : Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?

Dick : Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse, I cannot touch you here or there, I cannot touch you anywhere!

Dick : What about Good Cop, somewhat effeminate cop?

Dick : Tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on thermodynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!

Harry : Women. You can't live with them, yet they're everywhere.

Dick : I feel so exposed and vulnerable. And not in the fun, spanky way either.

Holly: It's the 5 dimension!

Rimmer: What's the 5th dimension?

Holly: Well, you've got your 4 basic dimensions, length,
bredth, depth and time. Then there's the 5th, co-existing realities. Two bobdies that share the same space but are unaware of eachothers presence

Rimmer: Sounds like my parents in bed.

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

red dwarf

Brain: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids

wouldn't buy them.