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"I think I'm going to get in shape"

I used to be really fit... played football a few days a week and went swimming about once a week.

Now all I do for exercise is well walk and I'm starting to notice me being not as energetic as I should

So it's time to change

RAR eye of the tiger

I have a sit up machine thing... I did 250 yesterday but now I've really hurt my muscles and can't do any more.

I might get a bike machine and weights

Or maybe I'll go get some crisps... yum

£10 for a haircut???

Yeye haircut!

Stryke wrote:
> I could take MoJo ;) In a non-gay way.

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Come get some... in a non-gay way.

What about a bar?

My gym is 35 quid a month, but it's got a swimming pool, steam room, sauna, the whole nine yards. Plus I'm mates with one of the persoanl trainers, so I get a free personal training session most weeks.

I could take MoJo ;) In a non-gay way.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Errr I can't even go to the gym until I'm 18


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What the hell? Fair enough, some places have rules against under 16s, but under 18s??

By the way, I wouldn't worry about cost. Any gym that charges a lot is the kind of gym you want to avoid - fitness gyms. Full of old people and women. They wear leotards and sweat bands in places like that...

You want to go to a proper gym. My gym is only £1.50 to get in, and they have loads of machines and weights, and a boxing ring and punch bags upstairs. Full of big sweaty blokes, only too willing to give you advice. And I meant that in the most hetrosexual way possible.

ok here's the plan -

1 - take Tiger Woods back and get £40
2 - Cut hair for £10
3 - Sell hair trimmings for £5
4 - hire a vacuum from Granada for £15
5 - Buy scalpel for £2.50
6 - Leave remaining £17.50 in back pocket whilst you cut open your sides and suck out all the fat.
7 - Melt down fat to make special edition Sheepy soap.
8 - Auction the soap for Thousands of pounds.
9 - Rinse and repeat.
10 - become a millionaire!

Why not take up golf, the lazy mans form of an energetic sport.

Oh I'm so smart

I'm going to take Tiger Woods back to Game and get my £40 back

Get a haircut and then buy some fitness stuff

And maybe some new t-shirts and shoes

SHEEPY wrote:
> Mmmm fatty acids
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> Errr I can't even go to the gym until I'm 18
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> " Duh.. I'm 17... I'm too stoopid to work a bloody exercise
> machine... MUH MUH I've cut my hand off "

Silly boy, coming in here trying to beef up on my German machines. I am the pec-master, all feel my sweaty wrath. Feel it!

*shakes breasts*