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"A half-arsed E3 and Mario Kart's too slow......"

What's up with that?

Anyone who's paid any attention to the Ninty side of E3 this year would have to be a fanboy to not agree that it's been a total non-event. An extreme lack of any really big announcements other than some complete cashin Pokemon games and some terrible GBA link-up things.

What's going on with Nintendo?

They say they've adopted a more aggressive approach an then they attend the biggest gaming show in the world and there wasn't a single thing on show that was really good that we hadn't seen before. Sony announce the Playstation portable, new Gran Turismo game, new MGS game, they announce a massive deal with EA for exclusive rights to the online sports line-up. Microsoft unveil Halo 2, Doom 3 amongst other things.

Where's all the amazing 1st party support from Nintendo?

Oh and to rub salt in the wounds, every single person at IGN says that Mario Kart is too slow.

I think you have a seroiusly dangerous addiction to Marmite.

shut the hell up about marmite.

Hey I love monkeys too, preferably with marmite

For feck sake what kind of person are you to go about being nonce metallicfool

Metallicchild wrote:
> Prepare to be kicked in the head via the power of chat forums. The
> sarcasm which you couldnt detect despite it grabbing your groin and
> putting it in a blender all the while shouting this is sarcasm also
> while branding the word on your forehead and screwing a mirror to your
> neck that you can see it plain as day.
> Sorry if your blind or retarded, help the aged, stay the heck away
> from my Marmite

Now that's sarcasm.

Metallicchild wrote:
> Prepare to be kicked in the head via the power of chat forums. The
> sarcasm which you couldnt detect despite it grabbing your groin and
> putting it in a blender all the while shouting this is sarcasm also
> while branding the word on your forehead and screwing a mirror to your
> neck that you can see it plain as day.
> Sorry if your blind or retarded, help the aged, stay the heck away
> from my Marmite

How did you see me touch your marmite... you're in the other room?

Prepare to be kicked in the head via the power of chat forums. The sarcasm which you couldnt detect despite it grabbing your groin and putting it in a blender all the while shouting this is sarcasm also while branding the word on your forehead and screwing a mirror to your neck that you can see it plain as day.
Sorry if your blind or retarded, help the aged, stay the heck away from my Marmite

DeadMetal wrote:
> I'll ask one more time:
>
> WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHICKEN?

It's what I'm having for dinner...

smells lovely.

:D

I'll ask one more time:

WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHICKEN?

Probably...

God I must eat that chicken.