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"A half-arsed E3 and Mario Kart's too slow......"

What's up with that?

Anyone who's paid any attention to the Ninty side of E3 this year would have to be a fanboy to not agree that it's been a total non-event. An extreme lack of any really big announcements other than some complete cashin Pokemon games and some terrible GBA link-up things.

What's going on with Nintendo?

They say they've adopted a more aggressive approach an then they attend the biggest gaming show in the world and there wasn't a single thing on show that was really good that we hadn't seen before. Sony announce the Playstation portable, new Gran Turismo game, new MGS game, they announce a massive deal with EA for exclusive rights to the online sports line-up. Microsoft unveil Halo 2, Doom 3 amongst other things.

Where's all the amazing 1st party support from Nintendo?

Oh and to rub salt in the wounds, every single person at IGN says that Mario Kart is too slow.

Damarus wrote:
> Metallicchild wrote:
> Yeah, coz every other MK game was crap, and E3 only has completed
> games and if you dont like it dont buy it. You know that its gonna
> be
> classiccoz its Mario and its Nintendo and it features a camp
> dinosaur.
> End of arguement.
>
> What in F*cks name are you on about?
>
> E3 only show completed games, more like the opposite you f*ckin
> muppet!

Wow calm it....

Chicken smells gorgeous.

Dringo wrote:
> Damarus wrote:
> What are you on about?
>
> E3 only show completed games, more like the opposite you f*ckin
> muppet!
>
> Wow calm it....
>
> Chicken smells gorgeous.

Where did the chicken come from??

*calms down*

I had a bad day at work. Chucked it down all day!!!

A little device called sarcasm. The general insanity of the statement and my clear bias towards Mk indicates that your brain has been shat apon from a great height. Do NOT take me on coz i can pretend to be a hacker with the best of 'em. No hard feelings but if you insult me again I will block your passage with trojans.
Any questions?
Yes, marmite is distinctly average, my secretary will slap you if you ask anythinmg else. You, touching yourself, OUT!

Metallicchild wrote:
> A little device called sarcasm. The general insanity of the statement
> and my clear bias towards Mk indicates that your brain has been shat
> apon from a great height. Do NOT take me on coz i can pretend to be a
> hacker with the best of 'em. No hard feelings but if you insult me
> again I will block your passage with trojans.
> Any questions?
> Yes, marmite is distinctly average, my secretary will slap you if you
> ask anythinmg else. You, touching yourself, OUT!

What the hell is this about??

He's being sarcastic... like jack osbourne... few can pick it up but those that do find him hilarious.

I still think it's nothing but gibberish.

Probably...

God I must eat that chicken.

I'll ask one more time:

WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHICKEN?

DeadMetal wrote:
> I'll ask one more time:
>
> WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHICKEN?

It's what I'm having for dinner...

smells lovely.

:D