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Our Cat, clever little sod.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
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Miaow *fap fap* Purrrrr
You're cat wanted to get back at you for feeding it that cheap store brand food.
The shame.:-o
The shame.:-o
It wasn't your cat. It was me dressed up in your cat's skin.
Heh that's simply class :-D
*in a fedup womans voice* O felix...
Heh, guess the cat doesn't like you.
*Insert pusssy joke here*
I had to use up three s's to get it past customs, man that leaves me one short that I have to borrow from omewhere.
I had to use up three s's to get it past customs, man that leaves me one short that I have to borrow from omewhere.
Our Cat, clever little sod.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
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