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"I caught my Cat watching Porno."

Our Cat, clever little sod.

He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.

What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.

So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.

So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.

I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.

VenomByte wrote:
> "Well, our TV remembers which
> channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been
> watching something on Tv the previous night."
>
>
> *Asher D neglects to mention that the Channel in question that he'd
> been watching was Television X, making him a 'not-quite-so-innocent'
> victim here*

Made me laugh.

*nervous laughter echoes around*

Drunk Cow wrote:
> You're cat wanted to get back at you for feeding it that cheap store
> brand food.
>
> The shame.:-o

Our Cat doesn'tneed feeding. He eats birds and pushed crates off the milk lorry, and then licks it all up when the bottles smash open.

Read back further: Damn you clammy!!

thought somebody might've. was gonna put some of it on last night but my connection was very poor. I have to admit to only reading so far back in these thing (about a page and a half average) otherwise i'd reply to really early stuff which i don't think people would like. whats better?

Someone already made that jokes though.
Quite a long time ago.

sorry if that last bit oversteps the taste barrier a bit.

even thats got a rude double meaning.

must be the baking soda.....

Lil Ginge Wrote:
> and then you
> guys
> are first to moan when us lady's look at other blokes!
>

thats because we want you looking at the girls!




Hmm a thread about cats and girls...

Hehe. Cool cat. Mine just sleeps and eats.

Like me actually.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> dispicable ....Its something about porn that really gets on a girls
> nerves! I mean really why watch porn when you have a girlfriend that
> actually would give you pleasure anyway??? tut tut...and then you guys
> are first to moan when us lady's look at other blokes!

It only gets on my neverves in the bloke in question looks at porn without telling me and then when I catch him LIES about it!....

hmm anyway..

what is it about porn that upsets you so much? If you watch it with your bloke it can be fun. Unless your underage I bet you have read erotic fiction, or something similar anyway.

Azul wrote:
> Miaow *fap fap* Purrrrr

Funny