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Our Cat, clever little sod.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
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you mean www.freenudemencoveredincatsauce.com, don't you?
I know how you feel, my cat signed me up to freenudewomencoverdinsauce.com with my dads credit card details, clever little blighter!
um...Asher D's cat is cleverest! Sorry garfield and top cat but this cat knows how to get a guy in trouble!
LOL
Clever little cat
Clever little cat
> Well, our TV remembers which
> channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been
> watching something on Tv the previous night.
*Asher D neglects to mention that the Channel in question that he'd been watching was Television X, making him a 'not-quite-so-innocent' victim here*
> channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been
> watching something on Tv the previous night.
*Asher D neglects to mention that the Channel in question that he'd been watching was Television X, making him a 'not-quite-so-innocent' victim here*
dispicable ....Its something about porn that really gets on a girls nerves! I mean really why watch porn when you have a girlfriend that actually would give you pleasure anyway??? tut tut...and then you guys are first to moan when us lady's look at other blokes!
Ok moaning session over *thinks of happy place*
Ok moaning session over *thinks of happy place*
But what about...Danielle...deloris...desmonda... I can't remember her name but you like her.
Tell Vicki that you was testing yourself to see if you was attracted to other women.
And you was.
And you are leaving her.
For me.
And you was.
And you are leaving her.
For me.
That's the worse excuse I've ever heard ;-)
You think you got problems? I caught my gerbil presenting the weakest link!
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