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Our Cat, clever little sod.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
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I just read the little story, nice by the way, then i scrolled down to see what people have said and the first was
"I can play the drums"
ok??
"I can play the drums"
ok??
I can play the drums
Maybe they should newter Asher.....
Whaaaaat?
Whaaaaat?
There's only one solution, have your cat newtered *thunder strikes*...
gerrid wrote:
> THE MADMAŃ wrote:
> my dog went down to the local asda and brought six lottery ticket
> and
> we won with 4 numbers
>
> Ridiculous. That was my dog and you know it.
o i thought you would of forgot
hey wait a minute that was my dog and you know it
hes lying, lying i tells you
> THE MADMAŃ wrote:
> my dog went down to the local asda and brought six lottery ticket
> and
> we won with 4 numbers
>
> Ridiculous. That was my dog and you know it.
o i thought you would of forgot
hey wait a minute that was my dog and you know it
hes lying, lying i tells you
The cat caught the porno watching Vicki?
Like an alternate universe, only here.
Like an alternate universe, only here.
My dog, the cheeky b***h decided to steal one of those chewy bones you can get for dogs from a pet shop. True story, they were in a tub outside the shop, low down, so she grabbed one, and no-one noticed! lol!
THE MADMAŃ wrote:
> my dog went down to the local asda and brought six lottery ticket and
> we won with 4 numbers
Ridiculous. That was my dog and you know it.
> my dog went down to the local asda and brought six lottery ticket and
> we won with 4 numbers
Ridiculous. That was my dog and you know it.
gerrid wrote:
> you mean www.freenudemencoveredincatsauce.com, don't you?
Yea that one too
> you mean www.freenudemencoveredincatsauce.com, don't you?
Yea that one too
pssh thats nothing
my dog went down to the local asda and brought six lottery ticket and we won with 4 numbers
my dog went down to the local asda and brought six lottery ticket and we won with 4 numbers
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