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Our Cat, clever little sod.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
He knows how to open most of our doors. He can find food in the cupboard and tear the bag open. He also, annoyingly, knows how to turn on the TV in mine & Vicki's room. Which has it's downside.
What should happen at 3:00 this morning? Well, our TV remembers which channel it was on last, and re-starts on that channel. I had been watching something on Tv the previous night.
So, anyway, I am woken by the sound of TV, and as I wake up I see my cat, perched on the side of the bed, watching several ladies bouncing around without any tops on.
So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little spot of trouble.
I'd shoot the darn cat if it didn't pee on our neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
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Everyone love porn.
Asher D wrote:
> So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't
> even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little
> spot of trouble.
Funniest thing I've read for weeks. :D
> So, guess who woke up and found me 'watching' porn? Vicki. I didn't
> even begin to explain how 'The Cat did it', so I'm now in a little
> spot of trouble.
Funniest thing I've read for weeks. :D
Hehe, "The Cat did it" Yes sure :oP
Have fun trying to explain it!
Have fun trying to explain it!
Oh and to bring you up to speed i found 'somthing' in my muller youghurt then flushed it.
You monster!
I think i flushed Vikki's other half down my toilet earlier!
None of them. She's a little elf I found in my Coco Pops who only I can see.
I'm taking it Vicky is your girlfriend and not your sister or mother.
Or grandmother :D
Or grandmother :D
Although, I can't see you peeing on your neighbours' hideous garden gnome on a regular basis.
Heh, I guess it's true what they say about pets being like their owners.
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