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"Grix said to do this, so it's his fault"

For fun, so lighten up and get a girlfriend before anyone starts with serious ìAh, but the polygon count is better and Öî because, quite frankly my dear, nobody gives a damn.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because

1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:

1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games

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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.

Hello Mikey, I was wondering when you'd pop up.

"boy", if I respected or knew you at all,I'd be offended.

But you make me laugh.
So that's ok

Goatboy wrote:
> THIS TOPIC WAS A JOKE

And you think my reply wasn't?

You been playin' Nintardo, boy?

i heard that loads of the X-Box demonstration machines (in shops) in america are crashing. Never heard of a console crash before but i'm sure Micro$oft will manage the first.

Following in the line of Micro$oft Windoze!!.

GreatCube GreatCube GreatCube

THIS TOPIC WAS A JOKE

Jesus christ, let's just laugh and worry about important things eh?

Nintardo.
That still makes me chuckle today.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

There, now you have to go back to the otherside.
Those are the rules.

But Xbox sucks, it's like a PC without all of the bits you can take out. It will bring about a new generation of geeks.

The Playstation 2 is cool, and makes gaming acceptable, but as a result all of the toe-faces buy one, thinking it will make them cool.

Kids buy Gamecube and grow up disillusioned, because being a plumber doesn't mean you'll get the girl.

So it seems in there own way they all suck.

Purely Fiction wrote:
> Here are ten reasons why you should be quiet and GameCube is better than both


Hello and welcome to La Restaurant Comedy..table for one?

Purely Fiction wrote:

1) It's more affordable and can therefore apeal to a wider audience.

The PS2 is now just as cheap.

2) You can't make cheap copies of the games.

By Nintendo making special discs it forces the prices of the games up

3) It isn't endorsed by the rock......Or Bill Gates.

The rock?

5) It's got Zelda, Mario and Pokemon for the kids.

Is this really a plus?

6) It has for controler ports (unlike the PS2)

A multitap is only £20, if the pads on the GC are more than £25, its cheaper with the PS2 (like it is with the DC)

7) It's portable.

No more portable than the PS2

8) It's getting PSOv.2

the PS2 is getting many more

9) It's not a black box.

It's a matchbox

10) It comes in gold and Silver and Purple and Red and Black.

Sony have released PS2s in different colours, but black is perfectly fine with me.

Goatboy wrote:
> Crap joke I know, it's late and I'm bored.

Sorry.


be ashaimed with yourself

Here are ten reasons why you should be quiet and GameCube is better than both and the Box:

1) It's more affordable and can therefore apeal to a wider audience.
2) You can't make cheap copies of the games.
3) It isn't endorsed by the rock...
4) ...Or Bill Gates.
5) It's got Zelda, Mario and Pokemon for the kids.
6) It has for controler ports (unlike the PS2)
7) It's portable.
8) It's getting PSOv.2
9) It's not a black box.
10) It comes in gold and Silver and Purple and Red and Black.

Crap joke I know, it's late and I'm bored.

Sorry.