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"Grix said to do this, so it's his fault"

For fun, so lighten up and get a girlfriend before anyone starts with serious ìAh, but the polygon count is better and Öî because, quite frankly my dear, nobody gives a damn.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because

1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:

1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games

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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.

That won't work at all.

The best excuse I have found it "I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand"

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
1.You canít make any puns
> from the name (Unlike the
> Gaycube)


Yes you can. "Sex-Box".

Although I'm not entirly sure
> that's a bad thing, also, it would see a rise in the amount of Xbox's sold to
> horny teenagers (And Goatboy) :-D

I was just thinking of the same joke, and thought I'd better check if anyone had done it here yet.

"seX-box" with its large hard drive and internet access you too can download materials of a suspect nature then if anyone walks into the room you can pretend you are playing games.

Purely Fiction wrote:
> It's fun. Nintendo is cack and so is X-Box.

well duh!

Goatboy wrote:
> THIS TOPIC WAS A JOKE

i got it

Goatboy wrote:
> *innocent look*

Yeeesssss?

If you insist, I am not one to stand in the way
> of nature.
It has always been a belief of mine that if there is anything more
> beautiful than a woman?

It's two of them.


lol

An Ode to micro$oft

Micro$oft, Micro$soft really blows
So does the X-Box,
Everybody knows.

Short but to the point i feel.

It's fun. Nintendo is great and PS2 is cack and so is X-Box.

Actually, you know what?

I apologise.
Sorry Beetlejuice for being such a mook, no offence intended.

Yup.
Thought so, hi there Mr Corleone.
Whatcha been up to?

I try to join in the jovial nature of this post and get this crap.

I didn't think you were the sort to even own a high horse from this post, but I guess I was wrong....