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"Grix said to do this, so it's his fault"

For fun, so lighten up and get a girlfriend before anyone starts with serious ìAh, but the polygon count is better and Öî because, quite frankly my dear, nobody gives a damn.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because

1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:

1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games

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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Gamecube. Because 'Tards need games too"

"Sex-Box. Because randy geeks need sex too"

:-D

PS2: The Third Place
Gaycube: Pretty colours and no sharp Corners
X-Box: I am Gates. I have more money than your country. I don't care what anyone thinks. Hahahahahahahaha

GS2: The Nerds Place
GayCube: Warning: Keep Away from mature people, the colours may damage their mental health
Sex-Box: Don't perish in Heaven, c'mon down to Hell with me, Bill Gates, and we'll have all the fun a demented sado-masochist can

:-D

You can dance around your Gaycube.

Dance around the Nintardo Gaycube like big Morris Dancers.

Men with bells.

Lovely.

Hell no, Gaycube has a handle, so you can take it to... some really old disco. Or a wedding of someone who doesn't get out much.

Handle.

Why a handle? Is this because Nintardo owners need to take them on the Sunshine bus with them to school where they can paint the pretty colours with potatos dipped in paint?

(this IS fun, Grix is right. Fun is fun.)

Hmmm... I wonder if Bill Gates is trying to compensate for something seeing as the Xbox is so large...

I'd rather use it as a weapon. It looks pretty hollow though, it might crack.

What would be better in a fight? X-Box would be hard to even move, never mind hit someone with. PS2 has some good corners, right sort of weight... Gamecube I think is a good striker, but wouldn't do much damage.

All in all, if you're going to hit someone, hit them with a PS2.

A handle and bright colours make the GayCube an excellent christmas decoration, too.