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So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because
1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:
1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games
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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because
1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:
1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games
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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.
The Gaycube looks like a colourful, portable duplo brick, looks so out of place!
I'm expecting the Nintedo and Playstation version of these now...
;-)
1.You canít make any puns
> from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
Yes you can. "Sex-Box".
Although I'm not entirly sure that's a bad thing, also, it would see a rise in the amount of Xbox's sold to horny teenagers (And Goatboy) :-D
http://special.reserve.co.uk/news/story.php?id=1193
1) You don't need a roof rack to get it home from the shops
2) If you carry it around at night, motorists will be able to see you. Hang on, I'm not sure that's such a great idea...
3) Everyone hates Bill Gates. Admit it.
4) It'll crash at random while you're playing it. You know it will.
5) The GC controller won't give you arthritis.
6) Did I mention that nobody likes Bill Gates?
7) GC can fit anywhere. X-Box can't fit anywhere.
8) You get Lylat Wars
9) Rare
10) Bill Gates.
Gaystation
Gaycube
Nintardo
This way, no person can seriously discuss and argue the merits of why the Gaycube is better than the Gaystation, or why Nintardo is not for kids and 'tards.
X-Box Smash All Wiv It's Big Green bits
Like The Hulk.
Nintardo
LOL! What a serendipitic genious you are, Andy :-D
Nintardo
It works, it really does. And explains the pic Grix was posting.
> I made myself chuckle with that one.
Nintardo
It works, it really does.
> And explains the pic Grix was posting.
Heh, I've got that picture as my background :-D