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For fun, so lighten up and get a girlfriend before anyone starts with serious ìAh, but the polygon count is better and Öî because, quite frankly my dear, nobody gives a damn.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because
1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:
1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games
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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because
1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:
1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games
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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.
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Grix Thraves wrote:
With it's handle, you could
> swing that Gamecube right at the cat, knocking it down easily.
True, but then the cat would run off with it.
Because it is a toy for cats and special people.
With it's handle, you could
> swing that Gamecube right at the cat, knocking it down easily.
True, but then the cat would run off with it.
Because it is a toy for cats and special people.
Wot you on about gaycube m8?
Alright then, what about using the console as a throwing device, for say getting a cat from a tree?
The X-Box, bulky and unfashionable, would only get the cat from the tree if you dropped it on the floor.
The PS2 doesn't weigh too much, but wouldn't work because it's an awkward shape.
With it's handle, you could swing that Gamecube right at the cat, knocking it down easily.
The X-Box, bulky and unfashionable, would only get the cat from the tree if you dropped it on the floor.
The PS2 doesn't weigh too much, but wouldn't work because it's an awkward shape.
With it's handle, you could swing that Gamecube right at the cat, knocking it down easily.
Grix Thraves wrote:
What would be better in a fight? .
PS2 is expensive and scared to get damaged or punched in the face, like a David Beckham.
Gaycube is small and colourful, doesn't weigh much and will be admired by 'tards and children, like a Victoria Beckham
X-Box is massive and black, weights a ton and will be admired by those that know, like a Nigel Benn.
So X-Box smash Nintardo and Gaystation Poo
X-Box win.
What would be better in a fight? .
PS2 is expensive and scared to get damaged or punched in the face, like a David Beckham.
Gaycube is small and colourful, doesn't weigh much and will be admired by 'tards and children, like a Victoria Beckham
X-Box is massive and black, weights a ton and will be admired by those that know, like a Nigel Benn.
So X-Box smash Nintardo and Gaystation Poo
X-Box win.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Oh wow look at you now,
Flowers in the window,
^^^^^^^
That seems to be Nintenod's marketing technique :-D
> Oh wow look at you now,
Flowers in the window,
^^^^^^^
That seems to be Nintenod's marketing technique :-D
Oh wow look at you now,
Flowers in the window,
Flowers in the window,
A handle and bright colours make the GayCube an excellent christmas decoration, too.
I'd rather use it as a weapon. It looks pretty hollow though, it might crack.
What would be better in a fight? X-Box would be hard to even move, never mind hit someone with. PS2 has some good corners, right sort of weight... Gamecube I think is a good striker, but wouldn't do much damage.
All in all, if you're going to hit someone, hit them with a PS2.
What would be better in a fight? X-Box would be hard to even move, never mind hit someone with. PS2 has some good corners, right sort of weight... Gamecube I think is a good striker, but wouldn't do much damage.
All in all, if you're going to hit someone, hit them with a PS2.
Hmmm... I wonder if Bill Gates is trying to compensate for something seeing as the Xbox is so large...
Handle.
Why a handle? Is this because Nintardo owners need to take them on the Sunshine bus with them to school where they can paint the pretty colours with potatos dipped in paint?
(this IS fun, Grix is right. Fun is fun.)
Why a handle? Is this because Nintardo owners need to take them on the Sunshine bus with them to school where they can paint the pretty colours with potatos dipped in paint?
(this IS fun, Grix is right. Fun is fun.)
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