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"Grix said to do this, so it's his fault"

For fun, so lighten up and get a girlfriend before anyone starts with serious ìAh, but the polygon count is better and Öî because, quite frankly my dear, nobody gives a damn.
So, with Grixís order for fun, here is the reason why I will be best next March and you will all look like big silly men in tutus:
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X-Box is better than Gaycube because

1.You canít make any puns from the name (Unlike the Gaycube)
2. Itís massive so you feel £300 is well spent
3. You all use Microsoft anyway, so stop moaning you chimps
4. It looks better than the stupid Nintardo one which is for babies and ëtards
5. No Mario. Ever.
6. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship cockpit you have at home in your bedroom with posters of ferraris on the wall and Buffy posters because sheís ìlike..hotî
7. Itís not Nintardo
8. It looks like a game console, not like that Nintardo one which looks like a toy-box for children. And ëTards.
9. No Lylat Wars ever.
10. Better Games
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X-Box is better than PS2 because:

1. You canít make any puns from the name (unlike Gaystation)
2. It doesnít have a rubbish cup-holder tray that spills when the Gaystation is in the vertical position
3. No crap ads by David Lynch with ducks and gimps in bandages
4. You all like Bill Gates, youíre just jealous because he has more money and even though heís a total goober, he gets all the fine women. And you donít.
5. No rubbish Resident Evil games that are rubbish.
6. Because you all hate it, there will be no big girly fights for them like the PS2 last year where people fought. Like girls. But not in the good ìFoxy Boxyî way but the rubbish hair-pulling one. Big girls.
7. No Fred Durst monkey-man in a wrestling game, which is all about big gay men in pants laying on each other and grunting.
8. It has a big green X on it, so you sci-fi geek fanboys can pretend itís part of your spaceship in the little fort you built in your bedroom with your PS2 as ìControl Centreî when you play space-games.
9. It doesnít look like a fan-heater with pretty lights on.
10. Better Games

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There, so conclusive proof that X-Box will smash Gaystation and Gaycube because itís a better machine and thatís all there is to it.
Flame away kids, Iím outta here.

Purely Fiction wrote:

Correction:

> It's
> fun. Nintendo is cack and so is X-Box.

Ha
> ha ha. Long live the PS2!!!


you said that last time

Slaveunit wrote:
> JESUS, LEXUS!!!!

DON'T EAT THE FLUMPS!


What are flumps?

Mystique wrote:
> Purely Fiction wrote:
> It's fun. Nintendo is cack and so is X-Box.



Correction:
Purely Fiction wrote:
> It's fun. Nintendo is great and PS2 is cack and so is X-Box.

Ha ha ha. Long live the um... X-BOX!!! No thats not right the PS2!!! No it's not that either. Damn my cursed memory!

JESUS, LEXUS!!!!

DON'T EAT THE FLUMPS!

lexus wrote:
> ok so i'm sad and depresed as well

heh

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
ok, so i'm bored.

so am i so.............


ps2
s if you say it for long sounds like a snake so its
p-ssssssssssssssnake-2

ok so i'm sad and depresed as well

Slaveunit wrote:
> There is Ex-Box as well.....


Plus there this:

X can also be said cross
Cross sounds like crash!

therefore Crash-Box (quite relevant i thought!)

ok, so i'm bored.

Slaveunit wrote:
> There is Ex-Box as well.....

is that the cheap european version?

There is Ex-Box as well.....

Goatboy wrote:
> That won't work at all.

The best excuse I have found it "I was cleaning
> it and it went off in my hand"

um.... are you talking about the console there?