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I had a barbecue last night and remained sober for a bit.
But I drank a litre of dreadful German Apple Shnapps that we found at the back of our cupboard which my gran brought back from holidays, ages ago. It wasn't 'that' bad. I then had some beers and got drunk.
But I walking my girlfriend home when her and my friend decided I couldn't walk home so made me go home at the end of my street. So I'm walking up the road... and I need the toilet. So what do I do? Whip it out and start peeing whilst still strolling up the road. Then turned around and looked at my trail of urine and went home... detouring past some bushes.
I'm such scum, I can't believe I did that and I hope nobody saw me. I also put my hand down many tops trying to find the Cd player remote... I think they liked it.
Oh and I had the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for 2 hours after I woke up.
I'm so big and clever
But I drank a litre of dreadful German Apple Shnapps that we found at the back of our cupboard which my gran brought back from holidays, ages ago. It wasn't 'that' bad. I then had some beers and got drunk.
But I walking my girlfriend home when her and my friend decided I couldn't walk home so made me go home at the end of my street. So I'm walking up the road... and I need the toilet. So what do I do? Whip it out and start peeing whilst still strolling up the road. Then turned around and looked at my trail of urine and went home... detouring past some bushes.
I'm such scum, I can't believe I did that and I hope nobody saw me. I also put my hand down many tops trying to find the Cd player remote... I think they liked it.
Oh and I had the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for 2 hours after I woke up.
I'm so big and clever
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I tried to think the same thing, but I know I cant be a test tube baby, because Im so old they hadnt invented test tubes...
LOL!! 70? Eww! That's not right..
Luckily she's only 34 or something like that..
Luckily she's only 34 or something like that..
Thanks god I'm innocent enough to still believe my parents never have sex...
Well I dont know how old your mother is. Or you. If shes like 40 then its forgivable. If shes 70 and has to take her teeth out first...
*shudders*
Now I got that image in my mind..
*shudders*
Now I got that image in my mind..
*shudders*
*shudders*
Im sure that would have been nasty. Of course it would get worse for you the older she was.
Im sure that would have been nasty. Of course it would get worse for you the older she was.
Haha the things we do when we're drunk! So funny..
My mum was drunk last night and I'm sure I walked in on her having sex with her boyfriend.. Ewwwww! :o
My mum was drunk last night and I'm sure I walked in on her having sex with her boyfriend.. Ewwwww! :o
No when I was a kid I never p!ssed my way along the road.
Aye, when we were wee kids eh.
Ack.
Ack.
Ah EK. Holds some decent memories for me ;-)
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