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"I think I sank to a new low"

I had a barbecue last night and remained sober for a bit.

But I drank a litre of dreadful German Apple Shnapps that we found at the back of our cupboard which my gran brought back from holidays, ages ago. It wasn't 'that' bad. I then had some beers and got drunk.

But I walking my girlfriend home when her and my friend decided I couldn't walk home so made me go home at the end of my street. So I'm walking up the road... and I need the toilet. So what do I do? Whip it out and start peeing whilst still strolling up the road. Then turned around and looked at my trail of urine and went home... detouring past some bushes.

I'm such scum, I can't believe I did that and I hope nobody saw me. I also put my hand down many tops trying to find the Cd player remote... I think they liked it.

Oh and I had the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for 2 hours after I woke up.

I'm so big and clever

SHEEPY wrote:
> I had a barbecue last night and remained sober for a bit.
>
> But I drank a litre of dreadful German Apple Shnapps that we found at
> the back of our cupboard which my gran brought back from holidays,
> ages ago. It wasn't 'that' bad. I then had some beers and got
> drunk.
>
> But I walking my girlfriend home when her and my friend decided I
> couldn't walk home so made me go home at the end of my street. So I'm
> walking up the road... and I need the toilet. So what do I do? Whip
> it out and start peeing whilst still strolling up the road. Then
> turned around and looked at my trail of urine and went home...
> detouring past some bushes.
>
> I'm such scum, I can't believe I did that and I hope nobody saw me. I
> also put my hand down many tops trying to find the Cd player remote...
> I think they liked it.
>
> Oh and I had the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for 2 hours
> after I woke up.
>
> I'm so big and clever

sheepy man you cheer me up. I wouldn't worry about it, the downside of drinking is remembering what it did to you. heh :D

Audacious suggestion!! Im wearing my angel wings and Halo today, as it happens i spent an agonising couple of hours earlier watching my mates getting p!ssed and all I could do was down half pints of coke...

tigamilla wrote:
> Mine does after a rough night out... scratch scratch errr well come to
> think of it Ive never found that its still there but its still worth a
> look just in case a truck carrying white powder drove over it and
> spilled some powder on my road graffiti

You just tried there didn't you? I get the feeling your drunk as it is.

Mine does after a rough night out... scratch scratch errr well come to think of it Ive never found that its still there but its still worth a look just in case a truck carrying white powder drove over it and spilled some powder on my road graffiti

tigamilla wrote:
> Notorious Biggles wrote:
> No when I was a kid I never p!ssed my way along the road.
>
> You're missing out mate, I love spelling my name out in the street
> then walking past it the next morning to see if its still there..

Urine will show up after drying in on the street?!

Ms NY wrote:
> Notorious Biggles wrote:
> You dont even know your own mothers age?! You must be only a bit
> older
> than Crazy Cols mental age!
>
> Bad memory! She's 36..
>
> And what's Crazy Cols mental age?!

Going by most of his posts about 10. AT the most.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> No when I was a kid I never p!ssed my way along the road.

You're missing out mate, I love spelling my name out in the street then walking past it the next morning to see if its still there..

talking about doing stuff when drunk, I found my spring break pictures.
*shudders*

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> You dont even know your own mothers age?! You must be only a bit older
> than Crazy Cols mental age!

Bad memory! She's 36..

And what's Crazy Cols mental age?!

Ms NY wrote:
> LOL!! 70? Eww! That's not right..
> Luckily she's only 34 or something like that..

You dont even know your own mothers age?! You must be only a bit older than Crazy Cols mental age!