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"I think I sank to a new low"

I had a barbecue last night and remained sober for a bit.

But I drank a litre of dreadful German Apple Shnapps that we found at the back of our cupboard which my gran brought back from holidays, ages ago. It wasn't 'that' bad. I then had some beers and got drunk.

But I walking my girlfriend home when her and my friend decided I couldn't walk home so made me go home at the end of my street. So I'm walking up the road... and I need the toilet. So what do I do? Whip it out and start peeing whilst still strolling up the road. Then turned around and looked at my trail of urine and went home... detouring past some bushes.

I'm such scum, I can't believe I did that and I hope nobody saw me. I also put my hand down many tops trying to find the Cd player remote... I think they liked it.

Oh and I had the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for 2 hours after I woke up.

I'm so big and clever

Hedfix wrote:
> My latest escapade was me nad a mate p*ssing on the side of a
> church.
>
> Can anyone beat that?
>
> Lets have a p*ssing contest! :D

That's well disrespectful!

Maybe you'll be stuck down...

The craziest Col! wrote:
> We don't want to know what you and Parr get upto.

That's the one funny thing you've ever said.

My latest escapade was me nad a mate p*ssing on the side of a church.

Can anyone beat that?

Lets have a p*ssing contest! :D

tigamilla wrote:
> I got up to reheat my chips from the kebab shop in the microwave
> (chewing on them) ahh if only my Mum could see me eating such quality
> food, (Im sure she'd be proud to have such a resourceful son)

Reheating chinese sometimes improves it!

*claps slowly*

Feeble.

Kyz22 wrote:

I've done worse things when I have been drunk. I won't mention them here because they are, quite frankly, unsuitable for the forums.


We don't want to know what you and Parr get upto.

Sheepy - do not dwell on stuff you do when you are drunk. Yeh, it happens and you feel bad about it but you know it isn't what you would do normally, it is just the effects of the alcohol. So what if you took a slash on your street, chances are nobody will have been awake to see you and it isn't exactly the crime of the century. At least none of your mates were there to see it, at a party my ex girlfriend threw up down some stairs then fell down the stairs and, covered in puke, passed out. I think thats a bit more exbarrasing :-D

You say you had your hands down some peoples tops, again - so what? You were drunk, they were mostly likely drunk and so it doesn't matter. I've done worse things when I have been drunk. I won't mention them here because they are, quite frankly, unsuitable for the forums.

Of course you will feel bad about what you have done when you were drunk but you can't change it so all you can do is put it behind you, blame it on the booze and move on!

THAT'S her name! I couldn't think of her name..
So I take it most of you that have played it think it's good. I heard really bad reviews for it, but I think it's brilliant.. Boring when you finish it though :p

In the game FMV, the real stuff, Persephone gets off with Niobe. Which was nice.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> I haven't got that far yet, I just got to sticking pieces of wood in
> peoples chests. great. I hope that persephone bird is as alluring in
> the game as she was in the film ....

Oh yeah.

Hubba hubba.