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"I think I sank to a new low"

I had a barbecue last night and remained sober for a bit.

But I drank a litre of dreadful German Apple Shnapps that we found at the back of our cupboard which my gran brought back from holidays, ages ago. It wasn't 'that' bad. I then had some beers and got drunk.

But I walking my girlfriend home when her and my friend decided I couldn't walk home so made me go home at the end of my street. So I'm walking up the road... and I need the toilet. So what do I do? Whip it out and start peeing whilst still strolling up the road. Then turned around and looked at my trail of urine and went home... detouring past some bushes.

I'm such scum, I can't believe I did that and I hope nobody saw me. I also put my hand down many tops trying to find the Cd player remote... I think they liked it.

Oh and I had the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for 2 hours after I woke up.

I'm so big and clever

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Yeah killing vampires was good fun. Near that bit is the bedroom. I
> jumped about on Persephones bed.

I haven't got that far yet, I just got to sticking pieces of wood in peoples chests. great. I hope that persephone bird is as alluring in the game as she was in the film ....

Yeah killing vampires was good fun. Near that bit is the bedroom. I jumped about on Persephones bed.

cookie monster wrote:
> Werent they all soggy?

They're absolutely vile, but the chilli sauce that they were drenched in is makingthem edible.. (just about)

earlier I was playing enter the matrix, normally I switch it off after half an hour, wanting to punch a wall, but tonight I got to killing vampires and it was reasonably entertaining. maybe theres life in the old girl yet

Werent they all soggy?

I got up to reheat my chips from the kebab shop in the microwave (chewing on them) ahh if only my Mum could see me eating such quality food, (Im sure she'd be proud to have such a resourceful son)

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Loads of insomniacs tonight!
>
> Did you all sleep in with hangovers?
>
> i got rid of one hangover today, then I thought I'd start a new one.
> watched episode 2 with an old friend called fosters.

Ah, sweet Fosters. It was my friend until i got really drunk and had a hangover from hell.

Hedfix wrote:
> Loads of insomniacs tonight!
>
> Did you all sleep in with hangovers?

i got rid of one hangover today, then I thought I'd start a new one. watched episode 2 with an old friend called fosters.

Hedfix wrote:
> Loads of insomniacs tonight!
>
> Did you all sleep in with hangovers?

I got up at 2:30pm, but i was reading until about 5:08am.

Loads of insomniacs tonight!

Did you all sleep in with hangovers?