GetDotted Domains

Viewing Thread:
"Why poems suck"

The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.

Sun 29/06/03 at 15:47
Regular
Posts: 787
I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.

And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.

And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.

And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.

And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.

Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!

AT MY WINDOW!

ARGH!

They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!

And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.

And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.


bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Mon 30/06/03 at 09:53
Regular
"8==="
Posts: 33,481
Microchips wrote:
> I hade no intenktion of rhymin Ghosc with worst, I thoght that was
> fairle obvious.
>
> And eveyone makes typos, so shuh.

:D
Mon 30/06/03 at 09:51
Regular
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
This is why I only venture into Life to post stories, I'm blown out of the water by most things.
Mon 30/06/03 at 09:50
Regular
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
Too complex for me.

Way too complex.
Mon 30/06/03 at 09:45
"Darth Vader 3442321"
Posts: 4,031
I thought that my post were obvious too;

I agree with your mocking
and if your were a bird you'd
get a good coc

damn run out of letters.
Mon 30/06/03 at 09:40
Regular
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
I had no intention of rhyming Ghost with worst, I thought that was fairly obvious.

And everyone makes typos, so shush.
Mon 30/06/03 at 09:16
"Darth Vader 3442321"
Posts: 4,031
Microchips wrote:

> Emotional poems are the worst,
> Death, DEATH!
> Ghost!

Wen u lern who 2 spel and rime proper and grandma; then? u take you can *iss out off peoms!!!!!!
Mon 30/06/03 at 07:38
Regular
"8==="
Posts: 33,481
with a chip that is micro.
Mon 30/06/03 at 07:34
Regular
Posts: 3,937
Or a poke in the eye.
Mon 30/06/03 at 07:34
Regular
"8==="
Posts: 33,481
Better than taesdy or wadnesdy
Mon 30/06/03 at 07:30
Regular
Posts: 3,937
So Microchip's name is Mandy?

Freeola & GetDotted are rated 5 Stars

Check out some of our customer reviews below:

Continue this excellent work...
Brilliant! As usual the careful and intuitive production that Freeola puts into everything it sets out to do, I am delighted.
10/10
Over the years I've become very jaded after many bad experiences with customer services, you have bucked the trend. Polite and efficient from the Freeola team, well done to all involved.

View More Reviews

Need some help? Give us a call on 01376 55 60 60

Go to Support Centre

It appears you are using an old browser, as such, some parts of the Freeola and Getdotted site will not work as intended. Using the latest version of your browser, or another browser such as Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Opera will provide a better, safer browsing experience for you.