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Here's a joke for you:

What do you call a septic cat?




Pus.

Ok for my 300th post I decided that I could not be bothered to write anything sensible so I looked for this topic to post one of my jokes (adapted from my original version )

Whats the difference between Jerry's carpet and speedy gonzales carpet?




Underlay underlay.


(see 1 lame joke by me)
should be converted to a regular soon enough.

Same here.Doesnt really appeal to me

Oh right yeah, i dont have a GBA so i cant compete. :(

Pro Evo wrote:
> This a private thing or would you enlighten me?

Its a thread in FOG chat to see who can get the fastest time on a certain track on Mario kart: super circuit.

Geting back on track.


What's brown and lays in the bottom of a babies nappy?


Michael Jacksons hand (before his skin change operation, obviously).

one of them was 24 seconds flat, the rest were in the early 24 second region. i say much better is possible, becasue i once got 23"75 as a lap time.

This a private thing or would you enlighten me?

I got a 1:13.68 last night, I jsut haven't had chance to play it.

I will beat it.

What were your indiviual lap times, can you remember?

resorted to telling jokes...cant beat 1:12? ;-)

Here's a joke for you:

What do you call a septic cat?




Pus.