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Here's a joke for you:
What do you call a septic cat?
Pus.
What do you call a septic cat?
Pus.
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i've heard that one already.
a man needs a job so he looks in a newspaper and the advertisment reads:
good easy job,
£200 per hr,
call 01334 669 742.
he phones the number and a man answers,the first man is told to go to the zoo at 12:00 pm.the man goes to the meeting point and the other man says
"our gorrilla is dead but we don't want to tell anyone,we have skinned him and all you have to do is wear it and act like a gorrilla." the man agrees and starts the next day.
whilst showing off to the children,he falls off the branch and ends up in the lion's den.when he sees the lions he screams "aaaahhh help!" and the lion hisses at him "qiuet,you'll make us lose our jobs!"
good easy job,
£200 per hr,
call 01334 669 742.
he phones the number and a man answers,the first man is told to go to the zoo at 12:00 pm.the man goes to the meeting point and the other man says
"our gorrilla is dead but we don't want to tell anyone,we have skinned him and all you have to do is wear it and act like a gorrilla." the man agrees and starts the next day.
whilst showing off to the children,he falls off the branch and ends up in the lion's den.when he sees the lions he screams "aaaahhh help!" and the lion hisses at him "qiuet,you'll make us lose our jobs!"
a man needs a job so he looks in a newspaper and the advertisment reads:
good easy job,
£200 per hr,
call 01334 669 742.
he phones the number and a man answers,the first man is told to go to the zoo at 12:00 pm.the man goes to the meeting point and the other man says
"our gorrilla is dead but we don't want to tell anyone,we have skinned him and all you have to do is wear it and act like a gorrilla." the man agrees and starts the next day.
whilst showing off to the children,he falls off the branch and ends up in the lion's den.when he sees the lions he screams "aaaahhh help!" and they lion hisses at him "qiuet,you'll make us lose our jobs!"
good easy job,
£200 per hr,
call 01334 669 742.
he phones the number and a man answers,the first man is told to go to the zoo at 12:00 pm.the man goes to the meeting point and the other man says
"our gorrilla is dead but we don't want to tell anyone,we have skinned him and all you have to do is wear it and act like a gorrilla." the man agrees and starts the next day.
whilst showing off to the children,he falls off the branch and ends up in the lion's den.when he sees the lions he screams "aaaahhh help!" and they lion hisses at him "qiuet,you'll make us lose our jobs!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'cos 789.
'cos 789.
The worlds worst air disaster was when a 2 seater plane crashed into a graveyard, 2063 bodies were found.
Say sheep before each of these words.
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Say sheep after these words.
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Now say sheep twice before these words
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Now just read these words from the bottom up.
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Say sheep after these words.
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Now say sheep twice before these words
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
Now just read these words from the bottom up.
Sheep
about
talking
idiot
stupid
this
kept
I
long
how
look
What the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath?
Ones got hope in her soul the other ones got soap in her hole.
Ones got hope in her soul the other ones got soap in her hole.
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a cat?
Sour puss.
Sour puss.
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