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"The Joke Topic."

Here's a joke for you:

What do you call a septic cat?




Pus.

Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together.

Doctor, doctor iv'e only got 59 seconds to live!
I'll be with you in a minute

:-S

What do you call a Spanish Dog with no back legs?

Grassy-***e.


What did the policeman say to his stomach>

You're under a vest.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed a film.

Doctor: I'll ring you in a month and tell you if there's any development.

Hahahaha this thread is class. Any more decent (note) jokes?

aw, I quite liked that one...

Never try to be funny again.

A man at a pub asks for the loos, gets directed by the barman and sets off down the corridor.

The lightswitch doesnt work, so he fumbles about and finds the bowl, sits down and lets it all go.

5 mins later, the barman hears a scream, and then another. He goes to investigate. He shouts down the corridor for the bloke, who replies "every time I flush, something grabs my tackle and squeezes really hard!"

The barman opens the broom cupboard and says "That's not the toilet, it's the mop bucket"

carry on....i feel quesy already.

I would tell you all a joke about butter, but.....you might spread it!!!!

lol!!

i've heard that at least a million times and it's making me sick now.....actually carry on,i don't wanna go 2 school tomorrow.

This joke is old, funny at times gay at others.

A man walked into a bar... ouch.

HA....