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This is an intentionally tricky competition. You have to create the best virtual newbie
1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.
2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.
3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.
4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.
The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.
You can enter as many times as you like.
You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.
You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.
The competition will be judged at the end of September.
(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)
1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.
2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.
3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.
4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.
The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.
You can enter as many times as you like.
You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.
You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.
The competition will be judged at the end of September.
(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)
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Ok that was, erm constructive Britney
Hi guys (and possibly girls). My name is Britney’s Pairs and as you all guessed, I AM Britney’s pairs.(Not her eyes, mind you) In my spare time, I like to play Football, Nintendo, Playstation, PC and all the other things you can play. (That includes you too, Justin!)
My owner just decided to take a surgeon to make me bigger. Wanna know something else about my owner? Well she’s rich, have a boyfriend (I mentioned him for a while ago) and has one of the best houses you can possibly desire.
On the afternoon, I often go to the town trying to hook up some ladies, err, I mean boys. (Never worked for ME yet though). I’m also very in for Michael Jackson but our duet didn’t worked well.
I been almost around the hole world but didn’t get the chance to see it… So is it more to say about me now? I guess not. Have a nice day.
To the boys:
My adress is:
Britneys Pairs
The big, big house
Come visit me , please.
See ya´
My owner just decided to take a surgeon to make me bigger. Wanna know something else about my owner? Well she’s rich, have a boyfriend (I mentioned him for a while ago) and has one of the best houses you can possibly desire.
On the afternoon, I often go to the town trying to hook up some ladies, err, I mean boys. (Never worked for ME yet though). I’m also very in for Michael Jackson but our duet didn’t worked well.
I been almost around the hole world but didn’t get the chance to see it… So is it more to say about me now? I guess not. Have a nice day.
To the boys:
My adress is:
Britneys Pairs
The big, big house
Come visit me , please.
See ya´
Made a mess of that
Don't need your real e-mail... silly Tony :P
We are going to send a confiramtion e-mail etc.
Whats the bet I messed up?
Don't need your real e-mail... silly Tony :P
We are going to send a confiramtion e-mail etc.
Whats the bet I messed up?
Hello, my name is Addictive Teddies. Why? Because I love teddy bears.
To be honest, I'm rather ashamed with my hobbie. It embarasses me all the time, but I love them so much! In Infant School I took a teddy bear in and said how much I loved it, and the boys took the mickey because they all bough spaceships and some of their teeth that had fallen out!
Accidently in year 7, on the third day when nobody really knew me, I bought in my favourite bear: Teddy Toodles in. Teddy Toodles has a message engraved in his fur which says, "Dear (whatever my real name is) I love you and will do for evermore, and I know you love me too."
All the people in my class ridiculed me, and now the whole school hates me! My nickname there is dork-wad, and the really bad bullies always try to steal me teddy bears!
Why do I like them? It's their cute little noses, their little beady eyes, their soft, huggable fur and the way you can cuddle up to them at night! It's just me, I love them, and even though it's caused me lots of trouble, I hope to keep on loving them for the rest of my life.
I hope you can all respect this. Thankyou, Addictive Teddies.
To be honest, I'm rather ashamed with my hobbie. It embarasses me all the time, but I love them so much! In Infant School I took a teddy bear in and said how much I loved it, and the boys took the mickey because they all bough spaceships and some of their teeth that had fallen out!
Accidently in year 7, on the third day when nobody really knew me, I bought in my favourite bear: Teddy Toodles in. Teddy Toodles has a message engraved in his fur which says, "Dear (whatever my real name is) I love you and will do for evermore, and I know you love me too."
All the people in my class ridiculed me, and now the whole school hates me! My nickname there is dork-wad, and the really bad bullies always try to steal me teddy bears!
Why do I like them? It's their cute little noses, their little beady eyes, their soft, huggable fur and the way you can cuddle up to them at night! It's just me, I love them, and even though it's caused me lots of trouble, I hope to keep on loving them for the rest of my life.
I hope you can all respect this. Thankyou, Addictive Teddies.
Now, ordinarily I'd never recommend you handle something like this little critter, but I'm mental and wear a safaaari suit.
So what do we have here?
A goat, an ant, a sheep and some other little fellas.
Now, one bite from aaaany of these things would be bloody fatal mate!
So what I'm gonna do, is grab it, shake it about and then let it go and grin like a loon!
And here's meh wife, she's as mental as I em.
Look, we're trained professionals mate, not just anyone can deliberately provoke and annoy all these little fellas, so just pay attention to the following rules:
If it's a croc, make sure it's pitch-black and you stand in the river, always ensure you have a stupid grin on yer face.
If it's a snake, make sure you always, always lean right up close to the little fella before saying something realy dumb and jabbing at it with yer finga
So, those are the rules.
Stay safe
So what do we have here?
A goat, an ant, a sheep and some other little fellas.
Now, one bite from aaaany of these things would be bloody fatal mate!
So what I'm gonna do, is grab it, shake it about and then let it go and grin like a loon!
And here's meh wife, she's as mental as I em.
Look, we're trained professionals mate, not just anyone can deliberately provoke and annoy all these little fellas, so just pay attention to the following rules:
If it's a croc, make sure it's pitch-black and you stand in the river, always ensure you have a stupid grin on yer face.
If it's a snake, make sure you always, always lean right up close to the little fella before saying something realy dumb and jabbing at it with yer finga
So, those are the rules.
Stay safe
But I have to open a new e-mail to be fully registered!
Can't I just not go throught all that and keep my new user name and enter that? My computer is so slow that cavemen would be get impatient with it and going through all that trouble would probally take a few hours. I'm getting a new one though from SR so Tony appreciate it.
Sebastien wrote:
> my mummy says that nick is bad but my daddy likes him becuse he
> gives my daddy 15 pounds for little bits of choclate mummy says he
> is to young but i have choclate but it doesnt taste like nicks
Now that makes me sick.
> my mummy says that nick is bad but my daddy likes him becuse he
> gives my daddy 15 pounds for little bits of choclate mummy says he
> is to young but i have choclate but it doesnt taste like nicks
Now that makes me sick.
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