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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY PRIZE (Sept 2001 Virtual Newbie)"

This is an intentionally tricky competition. You have to create the best virtual newbie



1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.

2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.

3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.

4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.

The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.

You can enter as many times as you like.

You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.

You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.

The competition will be judged at the end of September.

(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)

because it might ave poison in it

well chocolate is bad for ya sebastien but if you eat it don't eat it before meals.

And don't take any from nasty nick

my mummy says that nick is bad but my daddy likes him becuse he gives my daddy 15 pounds for little bits of choclate mummy says he is to young but i have choclate but it doesnt taste like nicks

Sounds like this ere nick needs a good spankin.

i did that once i was playing with my friend nick and he kicked the ball in the bushes and made me getit and i got stung on the nettles it really hurt mummy says i should not play with nick becuse he is a bad influnce but nick says that if i play with himhe will give me his toy cars but he never does

waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hurt my tootsies boohoooo

Goatboy wrote:
> Let's try to come up with seperate characters eh?

We've got 3
> "Newbie" style characters and a bunch of old
> people.

It's not hard to do.


Well, admittedly it would appear that a bandwagon is being "jumped", don't worry about it.
There are those that operate in an almost Kaufman like level of humour, and those that follow blindly and bump into glass doors and cry.

You seem like a man of passion. Shame your name indicates a certain level of animality, I can get that down the local after 8 G&T's and a fish supper

i have a frend called nick and he is even smaller than me but he is very strong once we had a fight becuse i beat him at lylatwars and he punched me on the leg and it really hurt mymummy sent him home i think you should let noobe meet him and get beaten up like what i did by him

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Let's try to come up with seperate characters eh?

We've got 3 "Newbie" style characters and a bunch of old people.

It's not hard to do.