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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY PRIZE (Sept 2001 Virtual Newbie)"

This is an intentionally tricky competition. You have to create the best virtual newbie



1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.

2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.

3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.

4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.

The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.

You can enter as many times as you like.

You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.

You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.

The competition will be judged at the end of September.

(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)

Hi guys I'm The Newbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard you can win games here? Can you? Can you!? I get a bit excited at such prospects! I really do!! I was just thinking! THinking I was that I could get a game! I could win a game for this post I could! I really really really could! Blooming heck thats exciting I jsut can;'t stop typing my fingers are soo sosoo so excited. The excitement"!! I coudld be up on the gamaday winners list! I w oudl say "THe nEwbie" Please Claim! And then beside the claim "VIrtual Newbiew" VIRTUAL NEWBIE! Can you imagiine that? Can you?! CAN YOU!?!

I'm not very good at excitement when ever i get to excited my heart races like crazyt. Icould win for this I really could! I could you know! I so could!!

What game woudl I pick whatg game?!!! I could pick Gran Turismo 3 and then i'd be qwell happy cos I would habve a package in the post with a game inside and I'd open it run upstairs into my bedroom stick it in my PS2 he he (it could so happen) and then I'd be playing Gran Turismo 3 all night! ALL NIGHT!!!

I can't wait - it so could happen!!

Names "Ivan Newbie" by the wya. I'm like 8. Santa Clauis gave me Gran Turismo 2 last christmas but I czan't wait till this christmas for GT3!! Does Santa work at SR btw? And is he Tony?!!

I COULD WIN! I COULD WIN!!!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY COULD WIN! I'm SOOOO Excited!! I'll be back on October 1st to see if I have won and if I have I'm off the forums and into my bedroom to play my PS2. Cheers Santa Reserve!! You rule!

Gaming Boy wrote:
> I don't think I'll enter this one, seeing as you can't get your old
> registration back, I think.

There's only one reason Tony did this
> compo:
You have to pay £6.99 to register, so it's just to get
> more money.

You just need to use another e-mail address....

Gaming Boy wrote:
> I don't think I'll enter this one, seeing as you can't get your old
> registration back, I think.

There's only one reason Tony did this
> compo:
You have to pay £6.99 to register, so it's just to get
> more money.

??????????????????????? what are you talking about? you get a FREE account if you sign in under a different email. The £6.99 is to join the SR club and recieve discount mags and a free gift.

I don't think I'll enter this one, seeing as you can't get your old registration back, I think.

There's only one reason Tony did this compo:
You have to pay £6.99 to register, so it's just to get more money.

Helllllllooooooo, ever nearly died by eating bacon?

This is another crap cometition that once again makes a mockery of both the class system and the top posters board.

Let me make up a competition and I'll do a proper one, like they used to be in the old days.

I wouldn't call it interesting at all, a complete waste of time, I see no military purpose in it whatsoever. Bring back conscription, and force everyone to do at least one 3 year tour of Counter Strike (my favorite game).

All you Brits are the same, you can't make up your minds about which console to get, you can't make up your minds which are the best games, and the closest you ever get to war is a console war, and even then you like to back off too early in case your fingers get injured typing.

You can't play online because you haven't got a decent network over there, and when you do get online the Americans frag you, like they do everyone else.

We're petitioning Bush to rename our delightful collective of states the U.S.O. (United States of 0wnage).

This is certainly turning out to be an interesting competition.

HA HA HA

I am mothra! You will feel the lash of my antenna!

I like to eat caviar! (I mean necter, got caried away there)

HA HA HA


Bow down before me puny humans! Give me GADs and FADs and Caviar (necter).

I see you also believe yourselves to be strong! Well i am stronger! Ants don't scare me! Neither do sheep! Tony smoney!

HA HA HA

If you can't rule them, eat them! Thats my motto.

HA HA argggggg

*mothra chokes on his own tounge and falls unconsious*

blurrgegsgddfs

*some men come and grab mothra, putting him into a strait jacket*

wharet yuoi doinngd?

*they drag him to a white van and throw him int. the wite van drives away*

Britneys pairs wrote:
> Hi guys (and possibly girls). My name is Britney’s Pairs and as you
> all guessed, I AM Britney’s pairs


Strewth!
Well, those aren't the sort of things ya wanna just run up to and start slapping about mate, you'll get bit haaaaard.

Thing to do is approach those carefully, always grinning and being enthusiastic about facing death from naasty liddle fellas!

I tell ya, it's ok for meh to do this, I'm a professional lunatic, best to let me take care of 'em, I'm used to handling monsters

Stay Safe