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This is an intentionally tricky competition. You have to create the best virtual newbie
1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.
2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.
3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.
4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.
The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.
You can enter as many times as you like.
You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.
You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.
The competition will be judged at the end of September.
(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)
1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.
2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.
3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.
4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.
The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.
You can enter as many times as you like.
You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.
You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.
The competition will be judged at the end of September.
(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)
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HEHEHEH you speak like Ali G!! And u cant spell tkike he can'td. you need ott hgo tosl scool a bit mroe m8tey cos you are rubiish at speaking!
I saw Ali G once on tv he was fgunny. he said he needed to go to the bog ocne! heheheh!
Santa reserve have you picked a winner yet? Haave you? have you?! cos i need Gran turismo 3 I'm gettijng bore with my other playstation 2 games. I've only got 50 for goodsnes sake!
And old man croquet is easyy. My grandad plays it and it requres no skill at all. I tried once and just whacked it and i hit an odld man in the head it was sooooooooooo funny he heheheheh! he hurt his head and i had to say sorry but i was so laughing!! te heeh!
I saw Ali G once on tv he was fgunny. he said he needed to go to the bog ocne! heheheh!
Santa reserve have you picked a winner yet? Haave you? have you?! cos i need Gran turismo 3 I'm gettijng bore with my other playstation 2 games. I've only got 50 for goodsnes sake!
And old man croquet is easyy. My grandad plays it and it requres no skill at all. I tried once and just whacked it and i hit an odld man in the head it was sooooooooooo funny he heheheheh! he hurt his head and i had to say sorry but i was so laughing!! te heeh!
Yes yes yall and it don't stop, it is I the one and only bad man the one and only Tyrone Jeeta or you can me Mr Jeeta. Aight nuff respect, biggin up the whole Special Reserve massive for making dis site happen nuff repect aight.
First of all I wanna shout out da whole massive up in this piece aight ya know what im sayin. I written a little rap a sort of Biggup to special reserve aight, check dis out.
Microphone Checker,
Special Reserve Rapper,
Swinging through da sector
Supreme DVD protector
Betta wanna Gameaday mr master
Trying to get a Gameaday dieing under pressure
To hot for Dvd its easy
to many thinks its hard it aint its easy
Aight thats just a few lyrics to wet ya appetite, trust me the Lyrics is a piece wack at the moment but theres a dirty B line, one of dem ones that makes ya sub woofers go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Make all da sexy body ladies up in the house go ahhhhhhhhhh. Aight thats preety much all from me for da moment.
Remember if your after anything ya know bit of smelly, charlie,snort you know where to come.
Aight PEACE out brederins nuff respec BO.
First of all I wanna shout out da whole massive up in this piece aight ya know what im sayin. I written a little rap a sort of Biggup to special reserve aight, check dis out.
Microphone Checker,
Special Reserve Rapper,
Swinging through da sector
Supreme DVD protector
Betta wanna Gameaday mr master
Trying to get a Gameaday dieing under pressure
To hot for Dvd its easy
to many thinks its hard it aint its easy
Aight thats just a few lyrics to wet ya appetite, trust me the Lyrics is a piece wack at the moment but theres a dirty B line, one of dem ones that makes ya sub woofers go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Make all da sexy body ladies up in the house go ahhhhhhhhhh. Aight thats preety much all from me for da moment.
Remember if your after anything ya know bit of smelly, charlie,snort you know where to come.
Aight PEACE out brederins nuff respec BO.
Excuse my young sir, croquet is a game of skill and precission. I may be old but in my day we respected our elders.
The excitment builds up in the room as everyone looks around wondering who will win, \
*A long drumroll starts up as only 22 days are left to enter*
Anyone need any help with anything, I'm always here.
*A long drumroll starts up as only 22 days are left to enter*
Anyone need any help with anything, I'm always here.
Its wonderful to see so many people on here. Does anyone know if there is a croquet game planned for any of the new consoles?
Hi there Dogmother in the house
Sneaking about like a mouse
Trying to Get respec from SR
But this has gone to far
Sorry about that awful beginning really I don't have a clue what this competition is about to I'll just tell you about myself
Related to The Dogfather, actually quite scary as we both have the exact same genetic code, but I'd say overall I'm a likable character, friendly going chap with no worries and always ready to lend a hand. Anyone in distress Dogmother to the rescue, known as a 'Mum' figure by all my friends because of the kind support I give to them in time of need, I also seem to get a wee bit of abuse too. Ignoring them is the power to it all, as a great speech once said.
Anyway!
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centred
Love them anyway!
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives
Do good anyway!
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies
Succeed anyway!
Honestyy and frankness make you vulnerable
Be honest and frank anyway!
The good you do today will be forgotton tomorrow
Do good anyway!
The biggest people with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest people with the smallest minds
Think big anyway!
People favour underdogs but follow topdogs
Fight for some underdogs anyway!
What you spent years building may be destroyed overnight
Build anyway!
Give the world the best you have and you'll be kicked in the teeth
Give the world the best you've got anyway
And that is my way of life. Thanks for reading and God bless you all.
Dogmother
Sneaking about like a mouse
Trying to Get respec from SR
But this has gone to far
Sorry about that awful beginning really I don't have a clue what this competition is about to I'll just tell you about myself
Related to The Dogfather, actually quite scary as we both have the exact same genetic code, but I'd say overall I'm a likable character, friendly going chap with no worries and always ready to lend a hand. Anyone in distress Dogmother to the rescue, known as a 'Mum' figure by all my friends because of the kind support I give to them in time of need, I also seem to get a wee bit of abuse too. Ignoring them is the power to it all, as a great speech once said.
Anyway!
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centred
Love them anyway!
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives
Do good anyway!
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies
Succeed anyway!
Honestyy and frankness make you vulnerable
Be honest and frank anyway!
The good you do today will be forgotton tomorrow
Do good anyway!
The biggest people with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest people with the smallest minds
Think big anyway!
People favour underdogs but follow topdogs
Fight for some underdogs anyway!
What you spent years building may be destroyed overnight
Build anyway!
Give the world the best you have and you'll be kicked in the teeth
Give the world the best you've got anyway
And that is my way of life. Thanks for reading and God bless you all.
Dogmother
Gaming Boy wrote:
> I don't think I'll enter this one, seeing as you can't get your old
> registration back, I think.
There's only one reason Tony did this
> compo:
You have to pay £6.99 to register, so it's just to get
> more money.
heheheheh you are silyl gaming boy!! lolll. It's freee to sing up registering when u register to buy wtstuff you know not to join the chartforums you are on the wronf g sectionl. My mum andd dad pay for my mbership so Iwouldnt care if I had to register cos i'd get a game at tge end of it. my mum and dad toilkd me from now on i have to get ganes nmyself they wont give me them but i like sweets too mcuh so im noit exactly gonna buy games parents do that dont they. but they are abeing really irritaitng. i shoiuted "I WANT IT I WANT IT! for ages but htey stuill wouldnt get me GT3. They are horrible parents. Ok I'm off to play on my PS2 then on my PC then go swimming in my swimming pool than ask the maid to make me some food then eat the food after I have played on the PS2 some more. My parents are sooooooo tight :/............
> I don't think I'll enter this one, seeing as you can't get your old
> registration back, I think.
There's only one reason Tony did this
> compo:
You have to pay £6.99 to register, so it's just to get
> more money.
heheheheh you are silyl gaming boy!! lolll. It's freee to sing up registering when u register to buy wtstuff you know not to join the chartforums you are on the wronf g sectionl. My mum andd dad pay for my mbership so Iwouldnt care if I had to register cos i'd get a game at tge end of it. my mum and dad toilkd me from now on i have to get ganes nmyself they wont give me them but i like sweets too mcuh so im noit exactly gonna buy games parents do that dont they. but they are abeing really irritaitng. i shoiuted "I WANT IT I WANT IT! for ages but htey stuill wouldnt get me GT3. They are horrible parents. Ok I'm off to play on my PS2 then on my PC then go swimming in my swimming pool than ask the maid to make me some food then eat the food after I have played on the PS2 some more. My parents are sooooooo tight :/............
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