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"How long before we shoot all the dogs"

With all this debate about carbon emissions, how long will it be before some bright spark decides that millions of nice little doggies are only good for turning food into poo, and emitting carbon?

Will we be forced to turn on the animals and expunge them in their droves, or what better ways are there to reduce carbon emissions?

"Nize triyuh bute it doeshunt workh on de cold haaaarted"

"Keeeep kuuul birduh boyhhe"

I'm sure all our problems will be solved when we finally put Hedfix into cryogenic storage.

Ok, we'll just put them into cryogenic storage or to "sleep".

No one's gonna kill my three lil doggies :|

Don't anyone mention that by killing all the cute lil doggies you would be releasing carbon dioxide anyway?

spoonbeast wrote:
> The solution is even simpler. We just need to create a Garden of
> Eden Creation Kit (GECK), nuke the world killing billions and
> use it to save humanity.
>
>
> Yeah, thats the solution. no?


Sounds like a plan to me :)
But you can figure out what happened to the GECK, I'm off to New Reno.

If you can dance you're not allowed in the Genesis Project, sorry mama.

no. Fallout 2.

spoonbeast wrote:
> The solution is even simpler. We just need to create a Garden of
> Eden Creation Kit (GECK), nuke the world killing billions and
> use it to save humanity.
>
>

Genesis Project - Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan...

The solution is even simpler. We just need to create a Garden of Eden Creation Kit (GECK), nuke the world killing billions and use it to save humanity.


Yeah, thats the solution. no?


Ok, i've devised some (ingenius) plans. we just have to do several things:

1. Kill off those who pollute the most. Oh i don't know, USA, russia, china, NK, norway, greenpeace, friends of the earth...

2. Destroy all the endangered species. Look, losing them is no big deal, most don't even affect the food chain in the natural world because they're being treated like humans. Cut the cash used to save endangered species on saving mother nature. We can remember them by making lots of crappy documentaries on the animals.

3.Demand a letter from mother earth that she is losing the war against man and admit shes lost. Once thats done, we'll treat her like a proper person and help her out. Besides, who started the fight first with bad weather that wiped out the dinosaurs?

Don't you DARE blame Father meteorite.


edit: Incidently, we MUST kill the apes and chimpanzees. Just look at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6387611.stm


The planet of the apes is upon us! We must stop them. Who knows what happens: they'll hunt other primates and turn on humans. Soon they could be building Tanks and WMDS!!!!!!!

Quick! pass me the mouse trap and bananas!