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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Two of my favourie Family Guy quotes

Major classic from the first episode of FG, from Stewie to Lois (his mum):

"Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!"

"How did that rat get in there?"

Mcbain: "On closer inspection..dese are loafers..."

Kent Brockman: "I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy does not work"

Reverend Lovejoy: "This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate!"

Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance...
(Homer walking by)
Homer: My ears are burning.
Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.


Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Chief Wiggum: You'll wear 'em till you learn, son.

Homer: I am the piano genius from the movie "Shine."
Guard: And your name is...?
Homer: Uhh... Shiney McShine

Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... THE KILLBOT FACTORY

Homer: Lisa, I've had it with you and your stories. "Bart's a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

Homer: "It's funny because it's happening to someone else!"

Another classic from tonight's Sky One episode...

Lisa is trying to explain to Homer why she's feeling blue after her substitute teacher, Mr Bergstrom, has left for another school.

Lisa: "I should have expected you to understand."

Homer: "Hey! Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand!"

Comic book store guy: Come back! Those are prescription pants!

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Comic book store guy: Now make like my pants, and split.


There's LOADS more but they've either been said or I can't rememebr them!

Futurama quotes:

Fry: Harpoon my ass...

Leela: OK!

*Leela chucks the harpoon into Fry's rear*

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Evil Santa: Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W Missile!

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Fry: Oooooooooo!!! A reception table with muffins!

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Fry: So tell me about planet Amizonia

Big Stoneage Women: Big rat's there, me crush with club

Fry: That's so interesting. Maybe we could get to know eachother more over coffee.

Homer is in the kitchen, looking up, asking a question to God. Marge walks in and tells Homer: That's not God, its a waffle you got stuck on the ceiling last week. Homer pulls down waffle and eats it:

hmmmm...sacrelicious

Leela: Remember, the gravity is 40 times than that on Earth.

Fry: It's OK. This lead apron will protect me.

:-D