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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

Bart: it was at that point that i realised I had grown up

cue wonder years style flash back and Bart gazing into space

Homer:Bart what the hell are you looking at



You have to see the episode to realise how funny this is but trust me its too funny.

Two of my favourie Family Guy quotes (that turn up in the same episode)-:

The stupid son who's name I can't remember: Hey Stewie, do you want some Ice cream?

Stewie: Oh very well. BUT NO SPRINKLES GOD DAMMIT! For every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!

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In a flash back sequence detailing the awsome power of Jesus-:


*Jesus and various disciples sat around in a barn, Jesus holding a jug of water*

Jesus: ...and for my next trick, I will turn this base water into FUNK.

*A quick flash and the room has taken on a 70's disco look*

I think its the "...and for my next trick" that makes it!

Flanders: I see you've picked all my flowers there Homer

Homer: Well I needed them for my float.

Flanders: But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would grow again?

Homer: Yeah (said in remembering good times from your childhood type way)

Comic store guy: Take your phony credit card santos, and get out of my store.


(something like that anyway)

Futurama classic moment:

Bart Simpson doll: "Eat my shorts"

Bender "OK, Mmmmmm Shorts!!"

Bart(to Comic-Store Guy and Otto): Have you guys seen Millhouse?

CSG: No, now go away, we are racing for the title of MAster of the Universe.

Homer: Do that thing with your feet again.

Michael Jackson: You mean the moonwalk?

Homer: No, that thing with your feet.

Wiggum: Do it for the puppie

Nelson: Ha ha!!

Wiggum: WHats The Bet I can Swipe This Cheese before the anvil hits me

Lou: I dno chief the odds are a million to 1

Wiggum: I like those odd

(grabs cheese and gets hit by the anvil)

Wigum: My m,istake was swiping the cheese

Or how about Gaydar? :-)