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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

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Can be said in the same voice as:

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jd99 wrote:
> I take it you don't like The Simpsons then Goatboy?

You call yourself a fan and yet don't recognise an 'impression' of the comis store guy?! :-)


I can't remember the exact quote, but one which had me in hysterics was where Christopher Walken was reading to the little kids, and they're terrified of him.

Something like:

"Skooch closer. Don't make me tell you again... abuot the skooching..."

I take it you don't like The Simpsons then Goatboy?

Either that or you fear this forum becoming FOG chat's equal in terms of quality?

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Principal Skinner: 'So you think its funny do you - Let me tell you its not, you should see him now - He is at home crying like a little girl'

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Mr Burns: 'I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?'

Smithers: 'I doubt it sir, they spell and pronounce their surnames differently'

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homer:If something is hard to do, it is probably not worth doing.

This is actually from Futurama but if there's one quote that puts it right up there with The Simpsons then this is it!

(talking about a car) "I had a girlfriend who used to drive one of those. Actually is wasn't hers it was her dads. And she wasn't actually my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains."

Homer 'Hair, hair just like everybody else'

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Homer 'To beer, the solution and cause to all of lifes problems!!'

Homer : "Where's the any key?"

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Marge : "Here is a program for Frank Grimes' funeral"

Homer : "Frank Grimes? I wonder whatever happened to him..."

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Bart : "You're Crazy!!!"

Hugo : "Maybe we all are a little crazy...I know I am"

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Hugo : "Look! I made a pigeon-rat."

Maude: We don't judge Homer and Marge. Thats for vengeful God to do.

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And of course, the old favoruite *Homer strangles Bart* Why you little...!