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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

Or how about Gaydar? :-)

Wiggum: WHats The Bet I can Swipe This Cheese before the anvil hits me

Lou: I dno chief the odds are a million to 1

Wiggum: I like those odd

(grabs cheese and gets hit by the anvil)

Wigum: My m,istake was swiping the cheese

Wiggum: Do it for the puppie

Nelson: Ha ha!!

Homer: Do that thing with your feet again.

Michael Jackson: You mean the moonwalk?

Homer: No, that thing with your feet.

Bart(to Comic-Store Guy and Otto): Have you guys seen Millhouse?

CSG: No, now go away, we are racing for the title of MAster of the Universe.

Futurama classic moment:

Bart Simpson doll: "Eat my shorts"

Bender "OK, Mmmmmm Shorts!!"

Comic store guy: Take your phony credit card santos, and get out of my store.


(something like that anyway)

Flanders: I see you've picked all my flowers there Homer

Homer: Well I needed them for my float.

Flanders: But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would grow again?

Homer: Yeah (said in remembering good times from your childhood type way)

Two of my favourie Family Guy quotes (that turn up in the same episode)-:

The stupid son who's name I can't remember: Hey Stewie, do you want some Ice cream?

Stewie: Oh very well. BUT NO SPRINKLES GOD DAMMIT! For every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!

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In a flash back sequence detailing the awsome power of Jesus-:


*Jesus and various disciples sat around in a barn, Jesus holding a jug of water*

Jesus: ...and for my next trick, I will turn this base water into FUNK.

*A quick flash and the room has taken on a 70's disco look*

I think its the "...and for my next trick" that makes it!

Bart: it was at that point that i realised I had grown up

cue wonder years style flash back and Bart gazing into space

Homer:Bart what the hell are you looking at



You have to see the episode to realise how funny this is but trust me its too funny.