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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Worst Forum Thread Ever"
Can be said in the same voice
> as:


Not to mention:

"Ohhh, I've wasted my life..."

Ahh I see.

Well, Ok that was dumbness on my part.

>hangs head in shame<

Comic store guy is amazing though.

Comic store guy >looks at girl<-How do you feel about 42 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

Girl-Comb the sweet-cakes out of your beard and you're on!

Comic Store Guy-Hey, Don't try and change me baby.

Hi, I'm Troy Maclure, you may remember me from such threads as "Parker Playing Thursday"

(When Bart writes a love letter to miss hoover)

Marge: mmmmmm, How can we let her down gently?

Homer: 3 words... I AM GAY

Marge: HOMER!!!

Bart: How about, Aligators bit off my face?

Marge: BART!!!

oooooh, I'm green :)

brad@specialreserve wrote:
> oooooh, I'm green :)


Hmm... nope... don't recall that one! ;-)

another good one from futurama is:

Leela:"Bender are you ok?"
Bender:"aaaah nothing a law suit wont fix"

and:

Leela:"How would you feel if i flushed Fry down the toilet?"
Bender:"There's only one way to find out!"

thanx for all your input too

Just seen the very funny grifting episode again on Sky.

After magic trick involving Marge:

Homer - 'So she was made from chimps....'

Kulgan wrote:
> another good one from futurama

Futurama is another hilarious show. "Bite my shiny metal ass" is a classic line.

Do you watch Family Guy? Stewie is absolutely hilarious - it's my favourite cartoon at the moment.