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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"
Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.
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And of course, the old favoruite *Homer strangles Bart* Why you little...!
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Marge : "Here is a program for Frank Grimes' funeral"
Homer : "Frank Grimes? I wonder whatever happened to him..."
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Bart : "You're Crazy!!!"
Hugo : "Maybe we all are a little crazy...I know I am"
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Hugo : "Look! I made a pigeon-rat."
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Homer 'To beer, the solution and cause to all of lifes problems!!'
(talking about a car) "I had a girlfriend who used to drive one of those. Actually is wasn't hers it was her dads. And she wasn't actually my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains."
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Mr Burns: 'I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?'
Smithers: 'I doubt it sir, they spell and pronounce their surnames differently'
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Either that or you fear this forum becoming FOG chat's equal in terms of quality?
> I take it you don't like The Simpsons then Goatboy?
You call yourself a fan and yet don't recognise an 'impression' of the comis store guy?! :-)
I can't remember the exact quote, but one which had me in hysterics was where Christopher Walken was reading to the little kids, and they're terrified of him.
Something like:
"Skooch closer. Don't make me tell you again... abuot the skooching..."
Can be said in the same voice as:
No you may not touch the comic books
Rest assured, I shall be on the internet registering my unhappiness immediately
Worst post ever