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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

homer to salesman:
so if I buy this computer that costs $3000 , your sayin' that it'l always be the best and will never need to be changed!

salesman:
mmmm Yes

"Doh"

Lisa's teacher: 'Good Ralph, but Jesus did not have wheels'

Homer: If foodstuff shall touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot. Since I don't see him around, start shovellin'!

Homer: Here we are kids, the Zoo!

Bart: That's great Dad, except you were supposed to drive us to the newspaper.

Homer: D'oh!!!!!!

Homer takes a baby monitor:

Baby to Marge, baby to Marge
WAA WAA.

Homer - Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit... you got those big chewy pretzels here... mughf fha shhhd hddd get beer fmmmfm FIVE DOLLARS? Get outfa here.

Homer working at home on a computer because he is too fat to go to work.

On screen, it says 'Press any key to start'

Homer reads from computer screen:

'To start press any key.'

'Where's the any key'

homer was at home and he goes to lisa & marge

whats the point of going out we are only gonna end up back here

homer goes to lisa

lisa honey theres nothing to be scared of because vampires dont exist they are a bit like goblins gremlins and eskimos

lol the second one make me crack up everytime