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Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.
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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"
Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.
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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"
Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.
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Ok I have a simpsons quote a-day calender so I could go on all day but the first one that comes to mind is:
HOMOR:so i held my breath till I past out and hit my head, doctor said I might have brain damage.
BART: is there a point to this story?.
HOMOR: I like storys!
HOMOR:so i held my breath till I past out and hit my head, doctor said I might have brain damage.
BART: is there a point to this story?.
HOMOR: I like storys!
The last one I posted was the one I was suprised they ever got away with.
the next two I found on a discussion page and are in no way my own work
but they are funny and so thats a good enough reason
(just stating that incase anyone decides that they want to do a search on any of my contributions)
2 quotes found on college humour.com
ralph wiggum: " I bent my wookie"
Homer: " Nacho, nacho man, I want to be a nacho man."
the next two I found on a discussion page and are in no way my own work
but they are funny and so thats a good enough reason
(just stating that incase anyone decides that they want to do a search on any of my contributions)
2 quotes found on college humour.com
ralph wiggum: " I bent my wookie"
Homer: " Nacho, nacho man, I want to be a nacho man."
smithers to burns: "..... women and ****** don't mix"
******=arsenal goal keeper with dodgy ponytail.
from the halloween episode king homer.
******=arsenal goal keeper with dodgy ponytail.
from the halloween episode king homer.
lol, thats one of the best RBS. : )
Bart: TV sucks
Homer: I know you're upset right now so I'll pretend you didn't say that.
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Homer: When I was younger I really really wanted a catchers mit, but my dad eouldn't get me one. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The Doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories. :-D
Homer: I know you're upset right now so I'll pretend you didn't say that.
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Homer: When I was younger I really really wanted a catchers mit, but my dad eouldn't get me one. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The Doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories. :-D
Seymour Skinner "OK Who wants a piece of me"
(The real) Sgt Seymour Skinner "What are you doing, trying to get yourself killed. What about your dreams?"
Seymour Skinner "My dreams all involve combing my hair!!"
(The real) Sgt Seymour Skinner "What are you doing, trying to get yourself killed. What about your dreams?"
Seymour Skinner "My dreams all involve combing my hair!!"
walks in..."hi everybody!!!"
Principal Skinner on Chalmers: "So you think its funny do you - Well let me tell you its not. You should see him now, he is at home crying like a little girl!!"
Rev. Lovejoy: Hang on. This music sounds like it contains rock and or roll...
:-D
:-D
Apu: Oh! 7 days to win back the heart of sweet Menjula!
Homer: *Drools* Sweet Mint Julip... I'll be at Moes!
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Menjula: Take me Apu, take me now!
Apu: Oh! Calcutta!
Homer: *Drools* Sweet Mint Julip... I'll be at Moes!
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Menjula: Take me Apu, take me now!
Apu: Oh! Calcutta!
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