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"Deadly Experiences (Not food related)"

I have had my fair shair of close to death experiences, I once fell in the River Tees, lucky for me it was a low tide. I once did a forward flip off the handle bars on my bike (very deadly). I once went off a ramp on my bike, I fell and the handle bar pierced my leg! I once went to do a slam dunk at my friends house, I realised I could not junp high enough and hit the bar!

What deadly experiences have you guys had, I know some people have had much worse than me. I know Goatboy almost died in a car crash and that some people have almost choked to death on that minging fat you get on bacon.

Post you deadly experiences in this thread! At the end of the month I will announce the most deadly post on this thread.

I thought that but he was real lucky, due to the size of the tractor tires the pressure wasn't to large, well not large enough to squish him like a bug.

AliBoy wrote:
> I met a guy on holiday about 5 years ago and he had the worst story
> I have heard. He was messing about with his friends in a field and
> they managed to get it going (some tractors don't have a starter
> key) they were playing about on it and he fell off and the huge back
> wheel ran over his face. It was alot of pressure on his face and
> crushed his jaw and cheeckbones, luckily it didn't damage his brain
> or skull. He had to have his face rebuilt and has silicon to built
> it up. He couldn't go to close to hot flames as it could melt the
> silicon.

woudnt he just die if a tractor goes over his face?

I met a guy on holiday about 5 years ago and he had the worst story I have heard. He was messing about with his friends in a field and they managed to get it going (some tractors don't have a starter key) they were playing about on it and he fell off and the huge back wheel ran over his face. It was alot of pressure on his face and crushed his jaw and cheeckbones, luckily it didn't damage his brain or skull. He had to have his face rebuilt and has silicon to built it up. He couldn't go to close to hot flames as it could melt the silicon.

Lexus wrote:
> i once caught my school jumper on fire with a bunsen burner in
> science.

haha i did that too!

I've had loads of motorbike accidents (I like testing my abilities) but I recon the most potentially lethal one that I walked away from is this one:

When I was about 15 I had this old scrambler, a 50cc jobby. It was a complete pile of junk, but we rode it anyway. The throttle cable ws bust so we had to pull the cable out from the side of the bike to make it go... Anyway, I had this Petrol RC car that ran on 15% nitrous, and we stuck the fuel in the bike to make it go a bit quicker. Ant it did! That little thing (little, it was massive! 18 inch clearance on the suspension!) was doing about 20mph more than it used to!

So we were caning it about, had a few runs each, then I was caning it down the road and the engine blew. The single piston came straight through the petrol tank, which exploded. The bike blew completely in half, with me, upright with my legs in the air still holding onto the handlebars, went straight over the front and hit the deck hard, and the engine and back wheel went off the road and hit a tree.

I told my mum I broke my wrist falling out of a tree, and she still doesnt know.

i once caught my school jumper on fire with a bunsen burner in science.
luckly i got if off with out really hurting myself.
13 quid it cost me for a new one!

All sound very life threatening, glad to know your all fit and well. Falling through a greenhouse must be torture!

i nearly died when i was born cos i have a condition called congenital adreanal hypaplaysia.....(try saying that when you're pi**ed) which basicly means i have no adreanal glands..and that i have to take steriods for the rest of my life.....to cut a very long complicated story short....i survived to tell y'all about it...

or there was that one time when i was messing about with a blender...i nearly lost my finger...not really a near death experiance

or this one time i jumped off of a swing (from the top might i add) and landed on my back(like the cayote who chases road runner)

or this one time at band camp...no wait...thats not a near death experiance

I've had a few unlucky experiences that have left me with cuts or bruises but only one really bad one. I was born with extremely bad asthma when i was really little (around 2-2 1/2) i was walking with my mum and i ran round the corner on the way to my friends house,there were guys building a wall for a house and I tripped over a pile of bricks, this triggered a serious asthma attack and I couldn't breath for about 10 minutes, i was on ventilation machines for 2 days before I recovered from the shock and started to breath on my own. I can still remember riding in the back of the old style ambulance with the siren on.

One of my friends fell out a tree and went through the roof of his greenhouse, I has a huge scar all down his back where he was cut. He is lucky to still be here.

OK, this one if from when I was about 5 years old. I had just finished that "Mutant Turtal's" cartoon and felt in a karate mood, I jumped of my chair and tryed to chop a wooden drawing board into pieces. The drawing boeard was laying on the floor which didnt help, I broke 2 fingers. That's very painful at just 5 years old, the doctor said I was a champ!