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"Deadly Experiences (Not food related)"

I have had my fair shair of close to death experiences, I once fell in the River Tees, lucky for me it was a low tide. I once did a forward flip off the handle bars on my bike (very deadly). I once went off a ramp on my bike, I fell and the handle bar pierced my leg! I once went to do a slam dunk at my friends house, I realised I could not junp high enough and hit the bar!

What deadly experiences have you guys had, I know some people have had much worse than me. I know Goatboy almost died in a car crash and that some people have almost choked to death on that minging fat you get on bacon.

Post you deadly experiences in this thread! At the end of the month I will announce the most deadly post on this thread.

I am like immune to diseases or something. I havent had a day off school for 5 years.

First, a couple of months ago, I was on a bike ( my friends ) and the brakes were shot. A motorbike was up ahead and I hit the motorbike and flew of the cycle and flew over the motorbike.

My uncle though it would be funny to wrestle me when I was 9 or 10. He gave me a Piledriver on conrete and I landed on my neck.

My friend who weighs over 3 times my weight gave me a Chokeslam on concrete. I was winded and he was banned from my house.

I seem to be unlucky. I weigh 5 and a half stone and people seem to find it funny to exploit that and take advantage of my size ( or lack of ).

CJC wrote:
> ISS Pro wrote:
> I predict death will soon catch up with you,
> aka: Final
> Destination.

:)

That movie scared the pants
> off me! expecially the part where the train goes past and that guys
> head is sliced off!

That film rules!!!

Go into the start menu and into programs, you should also be able to access it from there

That's a point - where the hell's my msn thing gone?

Those little people in the bottom right hand corner? NO!!

I think I remember that Shocky! You didn't come into school that day but I remember seeing you in town one of those days, and you ear was so inflamed you could have sworn that your ear was permanently bleeding! MSN???

Right. When I was about 10 I was feeling very energetic, and chose to ride my bike around the streets at the fastest I could go. On one corner I lost control - no, I didn't fall off or anything - someone opened a car door and almost took my ear off.

My ear was very wobbily and very red - went straight to hospital - got it stitched up and i'm fine now. Don't worry ;-)

I'm an Everton fan, people want me dead, I have had to avoid such things like fights and bullets

I always have near death experineces...

On holiday jumped out way of car but still arsed up muscles in leg..

Had too much alcohol for age..

1 week born I had little food as I had an infection and could have died if it was not expected..

Nearly set house on fire...

and others :D

Whenever I get stung by a wasp I go into anaphalatic shock, which means I need an injection within 7 minutes to stay alive.

I had a doggy hair cut once.