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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

*finds a rusty screwdriver*....and*guts sniper*
then Myst1que eats his liver with a glass of Chianti
*hanibal lector sound* fli fliflfifllifllif

*grabs snipers head and sucks out his soul*
leaving his withered corpse to the vultures flying above

I farted amazingly loud, the noise was deafening and the stench caused sniper to turn green and die.

Sniper got mistaked to be a guys-forkon and was set alite to burn all night.

Dude, you're scaring everyone...

Sniper read The Haunting Surprise by me and died of shock when He realised it wasnt a horror story.

Last one from me til after dinner!

The Devil cired at the thought of Sniper being alive so took him to hell and tortured him till he died!

cooldogs used a garote to suffocate sniper!

Cooldogs ran out of ways for sniper to die, so he wacked Sniper with a mirror. Sniper oculdnt stand the thought of another 7 years bad luck, so slashed his wrists with the peices of mirror, and had everlasting bad luck!

Er-no could not cope with all the entries from coooldogs, so killed sniper himself, and took the GAD!