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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

er-no you read my Halloween one yet?

cooldogs starts to talk about Catherine Zeta Jones when sniper has a look at his posts.

sniper has never seen/heard about this thing called a 'women' and faints at cooldogs posts.

the thing is, sniper was on a labtop walking up some stairs at the time so he kind of fell down them and broke his neck.

CJC wrote:
> er-no invites Sniper to come along to one of his dad's photography
> trips to an African desert. After a 10 hour flight they finally get
> there, they ride to the center of the desert in a hired Jeep, where
> er-no blows of Sniper's kneecaps,er-no and his dad drive back to the
> airport leaving Sniper to rot in the burning desert.

Yes, he has the right idea.. using information about me which he has read in the past and incorperating it into the entries!

Sniper dislocated his jaw, and cannot eat, so dies of starvation

Sniper was in a phone box after a trip fishing, it was a glass phone box and he was talking to his mum..

'Hi mum'

'Did you catch anything son?'

'Yeah.... It was this big!'

**Sniper throws his hands to the side and tries to show his mum who obviously cannot see how big the fish was**

Sadly Sniper being so stupid threw his hands through the windows of the phonebox and his arteries where completely mangled, he bleed to death with his mum hearing every scream.

And the huge fish that was in Snipers back floped back to the lake.

er-no invites Sniper to come along to one of his dad's photography trips to an African desert. After a 10 hour flight they finally get there, they ride to the center of the desert in a hired Jeep, where er-no blows of Sniper's kneecaps,er-no and his dad drive back to the airport leaving Sniper to rot in the burning desert.

Ok then - at least you didn't say Helen from Big Brother.

-No but she has a very strong Welsh accent, and her father (I think) is from Wales

She's not exactly Welsh born and bred though is she?

SnoopDoggyDan wrote:

How come Sniper's never seen
> any nice-looking girls? Does he live in Wales or something???


Excuse me, but I dont think that you happen to know that the worlds most beutiful woman, Catherine Zeta Jones, comes from Wales, so don't you dare say that all women in Wales are ugly!