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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

sniper gets shot by a sniper (the irony huh?)

sniper has a relationship with a mongoose but it dies of a drug overdose.

in sadness sniper kills himself.

Er-no is finally old enough to get a driving licence, after hours of driving lessons er-no is ready to kill Sniper the best way yet!
Er-no walks down towards his tank that he has had used in other killing attempts, he turns the ignition key.
"WHAT!" the Tank wont start he has been planning this day to kill Sniper for years, and his tank wont start! er-no plans to squish Sniper with his tank. er-no gets out the tank and looks around his garage, the next best thing is the 'Land Rover VAMPIRE', that er-no had once used to save Great Britain from foot and mouth by killing SHEEPY.
Er-no drives down to Sniper's street, er-no jumps out the Land Rover VAMPIRE and rings Snipers doorbell. Er-no runs back to the Land Rover VAMPIRE before Sniper answers the door. Sniper is confused and walks onto his drive to check what's going on. Er-no see's his chance to kill and turn on the light to the Land Rover VAMPIRE, er-no slams his foot down on the accelerator and heads towards Sniper doing 150mph, Sniper has no time to run out of the way so er-no drives into him. Sniper goes flying across the street and landing on a bust road. Sniper try's to get up but before he can a lorry comes bye and smashes his body to pieces.

sniper finds a dead monkey in his home so he decides to skin it.

he turns the skin into a coat.

while walking out one day, (with his coat on) he is attacked by some chimp libralationists and is beaten to death.

Lexus wrote:
> sniper gets shot by a sniper (the irenie huh?)

Re-write that but use the spelling of irony like that.

sniper gets shot by a sniper (the irenie huh?)

while walking threw cheddar one day sniper slips and falls head first into a barrel on liquid cheese.

he dies later that year from cronic-cheese-posioning

er-no dresses up as a doctor and invites sniper into his clinic.

"sit on the table." says er-no in a very offical voice.

sniper sits on the cold metal table.

"now," says er-no," im going to test you reflexs by hitting your knee with a hammer."

"ok." says sniper.

"quick!" shouts er-no," look at that!" he points at the window.

sniper turns his head to see.

er-no quickly pulls out a twin bladed, spiked battle axe and slams it down on snipers left knee.

"aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!" screems sniper.

then er-no takes out the second knee cap.

after slicing strait threw both of sniper's knees, er-no left him on the floor in pain to get some lunch.

the end

I still don't think any of these touch my 'Old man Sniper' post i did late last night. I hope you've all read it....

If i were awarding the prize i'd give it to me! (funnily enough)

Sniper sees a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones. Never before has he seen such beauty and faints. He was standing on a cliff, and fell off!