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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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SnoopDoggyDan wrote:
> Methinks i'm cruising for a bruising.....
oh yes you are *swings a rusy hook at SDD*
> Methinks i'm cruising for a bruising.....
oh yes you are *swings a rusy hook at SDD*
some how myst1que lost here hand(lets say in a street fight)
and got it replaced with a hook..
one day she was dancing swinging her hook around and accidently smashing it into snipers skull
and got it replaced with a hook..
one day she was dancing swinging her hook around and accidently smashing it into snipers skull
Mist1que goes round to Sniper's house and hits him with a leg of pork. Thus rendering him senseless. She then puts him in the freezer. And locks it. Sniper dies of cold and, when he is found, is ground up to make school diners.
Sniper gets drunk with Myst1que one night, ends up going back to her place and sleeping with her.
He wakes up with a shocking hangover - turns his head and then realises what a terrible mistake he's made!
He rolls over three or four times to get off Myst1que, quickly puts his clothes on and runs to the door - only to find it locked and no sign of the key!!
Then he sees Myst1que stirring and as she opens her eyes she sees Sniper and she smiles at him...
"Aaaaaaggghhhh!" screams Sniper and throws himself out of the window to escape.
Being the fifteenth floor doesn't help Sniper too much and he plummets head-first onto the pavement, already covered with puke from the night before. He dies a disgusting death (in more ways than one).
THE END.
(p.s. i'm REALLY sorry Myst1que - you're the only over-age person i could think of)
He wakes up with a shocking hangover - turns his head and then realises what a terrible mistake he's made!
He rolls over three or four times to get off Myst1que, quickly puts his clothes on and runs to the door - only to find it locked and no sign of the key!!
Then he sees Myst1que stirring and as she opens her eyes she sees Sniper and she smiles at him...
"Aaaaaaggghhhh!" screams Sniper and throws himself out of the window to escape.
Being the fifteenth floor doesn't help Sniper too much and he plummets head-first onto the pavement, already covered with puke from the night before. He dies a disgusting death (in more ways than one).
THE END.
(p.s. i'm REALLY sorry Myst1que - you're the only over-age person i could think of)
*throws a punch at cooldogs*
I'm going to Peter Pan's Adventure Island tomorrow. Can't wait!
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