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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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cammel hair (don't ask me how)
flub
rulf harris
cheese
turnips
monkeys
above are what sniper was posioned by.......
sniper ate a magic muffin and started to float.
"cool, i'm floating!" he said.
but then he started to move forwards.
faster, faster, quicker!
"help!"
bang!
strait into a transit van.
"cool, i'm floating!" he said.
but then he started to move forwards.
faster, faster, quicker!
"help!"
bang!
strait into a transit van.
sniper stands on wookie monster's big toe.
WM starts to get angry.
his eyes starts to flash red.
he clenches his fist.
the fist starts to grow, and turn grey.
it then roungs of and turns into a giant hammer on the end of WM arm.
WM raises the hammer in the air, then drives it to the top of snipers head........
BANG!
WM starts to get angry.
his eyes starts to flash red.
he clenches his fist.
the fist starts to grow, and turn grey.
it then roungs of and turns into a giant hammer on the end of WM arm.
WM raises the hammer in the air, then drives it to the top of snipers head........
BANG!
Sniper gets a job at a local restaurant, not knowing er-no works there. Before Sniper gets the chance to put on his apron, er-no walks up to him with a kitchen knife and chops one of Sniper's hands off. Blood squirts around the room into all the foor. er-no then grabs Sniper by the head and slowly batters his head in those crispy better making machines.
"Ohhhhh Arrrrr!" the boiling oil made snipers skin bubble, er-no pulled his head out and Sniper's head had a big layer of batter around it. er-no then started to break the batter of Sniper's head by hitting him over the head with a rolling pin.
Sniper was knocked unconciouse, er-no thought of a money saving plan, er-no chopped parts of Snipers body off and put them in a food processor. All that was left of Sniper now was his head and his body, Sniper was barely alive. er-no storred snipers tasty flesh in a freezer. er-no was stuck in a tight situation, Sniper was still alive, he was just laying there on the groung like an unused sand bag. He had no arms or legs so er-no decieded to finish him off. He dragged Sniper's body to the alley outside the restaurant where the restaurants killer security dog is kept, er-no unleased the dog, and watched it kill Sniper!
"Ohhhhh Arrrrr!" the boiling oil made snipers skin bubble, er-no pulled his head out and Sniper's head had a big layer of batter around it. er-no then started to break the batter of Sniper's head by hitting him over the head with a rolling pin.
Sniper was knocked unconciouse, er-no thought of a money saving plan, er-no chopped parts of Snipers body off and put them in a food processor. All that was left of Sniper now was his head and his body, Sniper was barely alive. er-no storred snipers tasty flesh in a freezer. er-no was stuck in a tight situation, Sniper was still alive, he was just laying there on the groung like an unused sand bag. He had no arms or legs so er-no decieded to finish him off. He dragged Sniper's body to the alley outside the restaurant where the restaurants killer security dog is kept, er-no unleased the dog, and watched it kill Sniper!
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