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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Your Honour wrote:
> I wonder how long it will take er-no to read all of these....?
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My moneys on next year. Thats when he wil finish reading.
(;o|
> I wonder how long it will take er-no to read all of these....?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
My moneys on next year. Thats when he wil finish reading.
(;o|
I wonder how long it will take er-no to read all of these....?
sniper was licking his dog's(or cat what ever floats your boat)back and then choaked to death on a furball
Sniper is walking down the road when a little old lady comes up behind him.
Sniper being the kind person he is offers to help her cross the road, unfortunately Sniper doesn't realise that the old lady is Tony in disguise (didn't take too much :)). Just as a huge lorry is coming along Tony shoves sniper underneath the huge wheels.
Sniper is then served for dinner at the SR meeting that night.
"Mmmmm PIzza!" Shouts ALi..........
(;o|
Sniper being the kind person he is offers to help her cross the road, unfortunately Sniper doesn't realise that the old lady is Tony in disguise (didn't take too much :)). Just as a huge lorry is coming along Tony shoves sniper underneath the huge wheels.
Sniper is then served for dinner at the SR meeting that night.
"Mmmmm PIzza!" Shouts ALi..........
(;o|
Sniper was browsing a china shop.
Suddenly a bull comes in, jumping about and wrecking the place, and skewers sniper on one of his horns.
Right in the pelvis.
Sniper bleeds to death while waiting for an ambulance.
I must add that this is the mst pleasant thread yet.
Suddenly a bull comes in, jumping about and wrecking the place, and skewers sniper on one of his horns.
Right in the pelvis.
Sniper bleeds to death while waiting for an ambulance.
I must add that this is the mst pleasant thread yet.
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Science and Nature: Vol 14 August 2001.
In a bizarre experiment
> today, Professor er-no managed to transmute a guerilla freedom
> fighter and Sniper in a state of the art genetic combination
> study.
What came out was a little surprising though. Sniper
> emerged from one cabinet looking well enough, but out of the other
> cabinet emerged a well tooled-up monkey which then proceeded to
> kneecap Sniper with a .44 magnum, and then blow him to pieces as an
> encore with a chain gun.
The experiments continue...
thats shocking...
how do you get a monkey to aim that well?
i mean i've tried and its imposible.
> Science and Nature: Vol 14 August 2001.
In a bizarre experiment
> today, Professor er-no managed to transmute a guerilla freedom
> fighter and Sniper in a state of the art genetic combination
> study.
What came out was a little surprising though. Sniper
> emerged from one cabinet looking well enough, but out of the other
> cabinet emerged a well tooled-up monkey which then proceeded to
> kneecap Sniper with a .44 magnum, and then blow him to pieces as an
> encore with a chain gun.
The experiments continue...
thats shocking...
how do you get a monkey to aim that well?
i mean i've tried and its imposible.
Science and Nature: Vol 14 August 2001.
In a bizarre experiment today, Professor er-no managed to transmute a guerilla freedom fighter and Sniper in a state of the art genetic combination study.
What came out was a little surprising though. Sniper emerged from one cabinet looking well enough, but out of the other cabinet emerged a well tooled-up monkey which then proceeded to kneecap Sniper with a .44 magnum, and then blow him to pieces as an encore with a chain gun.
The experiments continue...
In a bizarre experiment today, Professor er-no managed to transmute a guerilla freedom fighter and Sniper in a state of the art genetic combination study.
What came out was a little surprising though. Sniper emerged from one cabinet looking well enough, but out of the other cabinet emerged a well tooled-up monkey which then proceeded to kneecap Sniper with a .44 magnum, and then blow him to pieces as an encore with a chain gun.
The experiments continue...
sorry
and...... air!
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
and................... AIR!
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
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