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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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er-no wrote:
> All posts so far are entered...
...if however when I mark each
> one when I print them out I find blatent rudeness then I will
> disqualify that post..
...CJC your posts are all fine
:)
hows my posts?
> All posts so far are entered...
...if however when I mark each
> one when I print them out I find blatent rudeness then I will
> disqualify that post..
...CJC your posts are all fine
:)
hows my posts?
er-no wrote:
> All posts so far are entered...
...if however when I mark each
> one when I print them out I find blatent rudeness then I will
> disqualify that post..
...CJC your posts are all fine
:)
Thanks! :)
> All posts so far are entered...
...if however when I mark each
> one when I print them out I find blatent rudeness then I will
> disqualify that post..
...CJC your posts are all fine
:)
Thanks! :)
All posts so far are entered...
...if however when I mark each one when I print them out I find blatent rudeness then I will disqualify that post..
...CJC your posts are all fine
:)
...if however when I mark each one when I print them out I find blatent rudeness then I will disqualify that post..
...CJC your posts are all fine
:)
er-no wrote:
> CJC, that post was sick...
(er-no smiles)
...that post was
> sick.
Ok then people... these are going too far....
from now
> on, don't offend or name in any way. Funny deaths are one thing...
> explicit deaths are just sick.
Does this mean that my most recent post and all other posts I have made will not be accepted for a chance of winning?
> CJC, that post was sick...
(er-no smiles)
...that post was
> sick.
Ok then people... these are going too far....
from now
> on, don't offend or name in any way. Funny deaths are one thing...
> explicit deaths are just sick.
Does this mean that my most recent post and all other posts I have made will not be accepted for a chance of winning?
i did say to stop at the 19th.
if you did, none of this stuff would be happening now.
if you did, none of this stuff would be happening now.
How about
Sniper was on a space hopper, it burst and he fell on his bum. He diddnt die, it's just another comical moment from his past.
Howzat!
Sniper was on a space hopper, it burst and he fell on his bum. He diddnt die, it's just another comical moment from his past.
Howzat!
CJC, that post was sick...
(er-no smiles)
...that post was sick.
Ok then people... these are going too far....
from now on, don't offend or name in any way. Funny deaths are one thing... explicit deaths are just sick.
(er-no smiles)
...that post was sick.
Ok then people... these are going too far....
from now on, don't offend or name in any way. Funny deaths are one thing... explicit deaths are just sick.
I have spent the past 10 minutes on this post, I did not realise Sniper was concerned, so I agrea with er-no to bring the closing date a few days early.
Ok, getting a little scary now folks.
Sniper has had a stressful day at work, to top it all off when he gets home er-no had a surprise for Sniper. Sniper got home and noticed that his house had been graphitised on. ER-NO was graphitise in massive letters across the front of his house. In Sniper's neighbour hood people don't look out for one another and no one could really care about Sniper's house.
Sniper walked along his front garden go take a good look at the mess on his wall. Sniper walked and stood beside a big tree on his garden.
"NOW!" somebody shouted from behind some bushes. A net fell down onto on Sniper, Sniper was trapped and confused. About ten young looking people came from hidden places from around Sniper's street. er-no was the leader, er-no ran as fast as he could and booted Sniper in the head whilst he was trapped in the net. er-no continued to kick Sniper until Tony the other notables wanted a go. Sheepy came running with a baseball bat and hit Sniper full force in the back. Then behind Sheepy Ant came running with a crowbar, Ant tore a piece of flesh of Sniper's arm. pb, the newest to the clan walked up to Sniper and continually kicked and punched Sniper. The other notables were impressed, er-no pulled away the new and the other notables helped er-no to drag Sniper into their van.
er-no and the gang drove Sniper to a secret location, waiting at the gates was Tony, Tony let them in. Sniper was dragged into the building and placed onto an operating table. Tony got out his trusty operation kit, Tony spent hours playing around with Sniper's face, Sniper was given a new scars. By the time Tony was finished, there was a pile of torn of skin that Tony ad removed from Snipers face. er-no looked at Sniper and cringed, Sniper looked like a dogs dinner. That gave Tony an idea, the Special Reserve guard dogs were looking hungry. er-no chucked Sniper out side whilst Tony opened the kennels.
Ten angry dogs came from all directions heading straight for Sniper. Snipers fingers and toes were the first to go, five dogs struggles to tear of one of Snipers arms.
The dogs looked happy, one hour later Tony went to check on Sniper, he was still alive all that was left of him was a body and head, which were barely together. Sniper was taken back into the building where he was dipped into melted glass and turned into a statue. Tony and the notables laughed as they heard Sniper's screams call out.
Sniper walked along his front garden go take a good look at the mess on his wall. Sniper walked and stood beside a big tree on his garden.
"NOW!" somebody shouted from behind some bushes. A net fell down onto on Sniper, Sniper was trapped and confused. About ten young looking people came from hidden places from around Sniper's street. er-no was the leader, er-no ran as fast as he could and booted Sniper in the head whilst he was trapped in the net. er-no continued to kick Sniper until Tony the other notables wanted a go. Sheepy came running with a baseball bat and hit Sniper full force in the back. Then behind Sheepy Ant came running with a crowbar, Ant tore a piece of flesh of Sniper's arm. pb, the newest to the clan walked up to Sniper and continually kicked and punched Sniper. The other notables were impressed, er-no pulled away the new and the other notables helped er-no to drag Sniper into their van.
er-no and the gang drove Sniper to a secret location, waiting at the gates was Tony, Tony let them in. Sniper was dragged into the building and placed onto an operating table. Tony got out his trusty operation kit, Tony spent hours playing around with Sniper's face, Sniper was given a new scars. By the time Tony was finished, there was a pile of torn of skin that Tony ad removed from Snipers face. er-no looked at Sniper and cringed, Sniper looked like a dogs dinner. That gave Tony an idea, the Special Reserve guard dogs were looking hungry. er-no chucked Sniper out side whilst Tony opened the kennels.
Ten angry dogs came from all directions heading straight for Sniper. Snipers fingers and toes were the first to go, five dogs struggles to tear of one of Snipers arms.
The dogs looked happy, one hour later Tony went to check on Sniper, he was still alive all that was left of him was a body and head, which were barely together. Sniper was taken back into the building where he was dipped into melted glass and turned into a statue. Tony and the notables laughed as they heard Sniper's screams call out.
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