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CAW Heavyweight title ¨C Cage Match
Hawk (AfroJoe) Vs Grandprix
Written by Cong Man
As we return from a break here at SRW Free-Fall, footage is airing, hyping the feud that has been raging in recent weeks between CAW Champion Hawk and challenger Grandprix
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Last week on Eclipse, Hawk pinned Grandprix:
"Hawk (AfroJoe) throws the chair out of the ring, picks up the lifeless Grandprix, AND NAILS THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! THAT¨ˆS GOTTA BE ALL!
He covers Grandprix, but they¨ˆre not even the legal men! The referee is too dazed to care though, and instead just makes the count©¼1©¼2©¼
3! It¨ˆs all over!"
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And now, he emerges at ringside to rub more salt into the wounds.
*Hawk's music hits* and out comes the CAW World Champion! Hawk makes his way down to ringside to strong booing, but he turns away from it; he's used to this.
Hawk picks up a microphone from ringside and climbs up the steel stairs, through the ropes and into the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, but before he can even begin, he stops, as the crowd have begun to chant at him. "Ha-awk sucks! Ha-awk sucks!" Hawk ignores them, and starts talking. "Grandprix!" he starts, "I'm excited about what's going to happen between us this week at Freefall. I can sense we're going to put on a great match. I can also sense that, at the end of the match, your body will be lying in a crumpled heap on the mat. I will have destroyed you; you will have fallen from a high height, you skin will have been mashed in metal, and I will be the one having escaped; that's right Grandprix, at Freefall, we'll be battling in a CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd begin to cheer, but possibly not because of this announcement, but because Grandprix is making his way out from under the TitanTron, microphone in hand. "So, Hawk, you've chosen the stipulation. Well done. I thought you'd find it quite hard to do, what with your IQ being as it is..." Hawk seems furious at this statement, but isn't given the chance to retaliate. "...and also, well done on something else. You've chosen the perfect match that'll allow me to not only completely kick the crap out of you, but it matches the name Freefall perfectly; and you'll certainly be in freefall... but only for a couple of seconds. Then you'll go.... splat." Grandprix laughs, as his music hits, and he walks to the backstage, leaving Hawk fuming in the ring.
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Howard Finkel stands in the centre of the ring. ¡°Ladies and Gentlemen. The following contest is a cage match!¡± Howard pauses as the arena goes dark. Suddenly the menacing tones of Canadian band ¡®Godspeed You Black Emporor!¡¯s¡± masterpiece ¡°The Seventh Day¡± fills the arena. Spotlight¡¯s focus on the fifteen foot steel cage, which is being lowered into position. Finkel continues regardless. ¡°At the request of CAW commissioner Reaver, this match will be competed under classic cage match rules. That means that pin-falls and submissions DO NOT COUNT. Upon the two competitors entering the steel cage, the door will be locked shut. The only way to win this contest is to scale the cage and be the first man to touch the arena floor.¡±
The sound of an over-revved, high-powered engine fills the arena as Grandprix, the challenger, emerges from beneath the Freeola-Tron. Grandprix drives his Formula one car down to ringside, before hopping out and into the ring. Here he stands and removes first his helmet, then his gloves and finally his overalls, revealing some chequered flag design tights underneath. Chris Jericho would be proud! Grandprix opens the cage door and steps into the ring. If ever a man held his own destiny in his hands, it is GP at this moment.
As Grandprix¡¯s music fades away, the sound of a raven squawking fills the arena, followed by music first made famous by Raven. The CAW heavyweight champion, Hawk (AfroJoe) makes his way down the ramp. The title belt is slung over his shoulder. Hawk has his game face on tonight and looks about as intense as anyone in the storied history of SRW. As Hawk enters the cage, officials move quickly to padlock the cage door in several places.
So, here it is, the moment that this jam packed crowd have been waiting all night for, you can cut the anticipation with a knife as Grandprix and Hawk move out of their respective corners toward the centre of the ring, where senior referee Earl Hebner presents them with the title belt and some instructions...something about wanting a good clean fight. Yeah, right.
Earl Hebner calls for the bell and this one is underway, the heat surrounding this match, the hype, the build-up, it all now comes down to just two men, one on one in the centre of the ring. Hawk raises both arms aloft; he wants to start this one with a test of strength! Grandprix looks dubious, but eventually locks up. Grandprix shouldn¡¯t have the advantage here, but he manages to power down the massive Hawk. Hawk stays on his feet though, with perhaps the most impressive bridge I¡¯ve ever seen...he powers back up...kick to the stomach! Hawk kicks GP in the stomach to gain an unfair advantage! GP doubles over, Hawk releases his grip on Grandprix¡¯s hands...DDT...no! Grandprix uses his leg to hook Hawk¡¯s leg, thus blocking the move, northern lights suplex! Great reversal from Grandprix, he bridges for the pin...1...but Hawk reaches across and whacks Grandprix in the stomach, breaking up the pin.
As Grandprix recovers from the blow, Hawk gets to his feet, but stands with his hands on his hips, looks like he¡¯s been winded early on in this match. Grandprix spots this and takes advantage...he runs towards Hawk...sunset flip!1...2...But Hawk pushes off his back and grabs Grandprix¡¯s legs...1...2...Grandprix flips Hawk back into a pinning position, with his own feet now on the ground...1...2...Hawk powers out sending Grandprix straight into the steel cage, Grandprix staggers back towards Hawk...Samoan Drop! Hawk lies on top...1...2...Grandprix hooks both arms, and rolls Hawk on to his shoulders...1...2...Kick out!!! What a series of near falls!!!
Both men back to their feet now, Hawk recovers fastest and Irish whips Grandprix...no...reversed...Hawk crashes face first into the steel cage!!! Grandprix immediately goes to the other side of the ring. He motions with his arms towards Hawk...he wants him to get up! Hawk slowly uses the ropes to help himself back to his feet. Grandprix sprints across the ring...FINISH LI...NO!!! Hawk ducks...NECKBREAKER!!! Hawk grabbed Grandprix¡¯s neck as he went past and dropped him right down!!!
Hawk quickly makes his way to the corner, where he goes up to the second turnbuckle...fist drop from the second turnbuckle, as Hawk steals a page from Jerry ¡®The King¡¯ Lawler¡¯s playbook. Hawk now goes for the cover...1...2...Kick out! The challenger is not going to give up quite that easily! Hawk drags a tiring Grandprix back to his feet and shoves his head between his legs! (Not like that) Hawk drags his thumb across his throat signalling that this one is over...In one swift motion, Grandprix is up on his shoulders...POWERB...NO!...COUNTERED!!! HURRICANRANA!!! Grandprix hooks Hawk¡¯s legs on the way down...1...2...KICK OUT!!!
Grandprix beginning to look a little frustrated now, Hawk kicked out with such force that it sent GP halfway across the ring! Grandprix hurries back over to where Hawk is...and gets caught with a LOW BLOW!!! Remember that¡¯s legal in this environment, where the only way to win is to escape the cage! Grandprix doubles over and crashes to the canvas. Hawk is going to the top rope...Hawk stands on the top ropes, but then looks at the top of the cage. As the fans cheer his bravery, Hawk climbs from the top rope to the top of the cage. Hawk doesn¡¯t look comfortable up there at all. Here he comes anyway though, Hawk leaps off the cage...ELBOW DROP!!! But it misses the mark! Grandprix rolled out of the way!!!
Gingerly holding his crotch area, Grandprix battles to his feet and he too makes the slow climb from the mat, to the top rope, to the top of the cage. Grandprix faces the fans and makes a quick symbol of the cross on his chest, no doubt saying a prayer for what he is about to do. PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT...perfect in everyway, apart from the fact that it missed as Hawk slowly shuffled out of the way!!! Both men are now down, but there is no ten count, again in accordance with the rules of this match.
Suddenly and without warning a huge boo goes up around the arena as Scotty the Doggy (Figo) sprints down to ringside. The fans have obviously not forgiven him for his actions earlier in the evening. Scotty is still covered in blood from his match earlier and is wearing a very large head-bandage. He avoids most of the officials but Mike Chioda tries to stop him and catches a DDT for his trouble. Scotty begins to climb the cage.
Suddenly and without warning a huge cheer goes up around the arena. Here comes The Cong Man!!! Looks like he and Scotty aren¡¯t finished just yet! He too is still bloody and battered from the evening earlier war. Cong Man begins to scale the cage after Scotty. Just as Scotty is about to reach the top of the cage, the Cong Man catches him and grabs both his legs. Still holding onto Scotty, the Cong Man manages to pull himself up and turn so that he is facing the audience. Cong Man gives a quick tug and suddenly he and Scotty are falling...15 feet...14...13...12..11..10..9.8.7,6,5,4321CRASH!!! POWERBOMB FROM THE CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! Jim Ross and The King barely dived out of the way in time. This is insane, these former best friends may have just destroyed each other. Medical staff come running as the fans attention turns back to the ring.
Hawk(AfroJoe) and Grandprix are on their feet, but unfortunately their legs now seem to be made of rubber. A series of wild punches between the two ensues, which Hawk seems to be getting the better of. With Grandprix stunned, Hawk grabs him in a front face-lock...BRAINBUSTER!!! Hawk makes the cover; surely that¡¯s it for Grandprix?
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2
LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!
What resilience from Grandprix!!!
More booing fills the arena, as barely seconds after Cong Man and Scotty The Doggy where wheeled out of the arena on stretchers, here comes Stone Edge (Jericho 15)! What on earth does he want?!? Stone Edge goes to the front row and grabs a chair. He throws it over the cage and into the ring!!! Either by fantastic aim or by sheer luck, the chair land on the fallen Grandprix!!! Hawk stands over Grandprix pointing a laughing at him. CLANG!!! The next chair hits Hawk on the back of the head. Stone Edge apparently has a scarily good aim when throwing chairs!
As suddenly as he arrived, Stone Edge leaves...what was that all about? After a couple of seconds of nothing happening, Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix finally begin to stir. As they make their way slowly back to their feet, both are now armed with a steel chair, courtesy of Stone Edge. Both men back up now, overhead chair swings meet each other in the centre to the sound of a large clang. Roundhouse chair swings now...Hawk¡¯s chair flies out of his hands...CLANG! Grandprix lays out Hawk with a devastating chair shot! Hawk might be out cold! Grandprix begins to climb the cage...he wants out and he wants the title belt.
BUT WAIT!!! What now??? Is this match going to set a world record for the number of people interfering??? Here come the Elements!!! Mouldy Cheese and Jetster proceed to lay out all the ringside officials as Reaver (Ant) makes his way to the door with a huge bunch of keys. The fans are booing their loudest as Reaver removes all the padlocks from the door. He stops to pose for a moment and soak up the hatred of the crowd before the elements make their exit.
Hawk (AfroJoe) is now crawling towards the open door, as Grandprix has reached the top of the cage directly above the door. Hawk reaches the door...he¡¯s going to crawl his way to victory!!! His head is out the door...now his arm...he just needs to drop down...
...
and¡
...
CLANG!!!
Grandprix reaches down a shuts the door right in Hawk¡¯s face!!!
That stopped Hawk dead in his tracks as he was on the verge of retaining the title!!!
An exhausted Grandprix lowers himself down the outside of the cage before slumpin to the floor.
The crowd falls silent for a moment, before it hits them...
new champ.
New Champ.
NEW F¡¯N CHAMP!!!
¡°Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner...and NEW CAW Heavyweight champion...GRANDPRIX!!!¡±
Grandprix has done it, he¡¯s fulfilled his dream!!!
The locker room empties of Face¡¯s as the all run down to the ring to congratulate Grandprix.
As the camera¡¯s fade out, Grandprix is up on their shoulders with the belt in one hand and a cold beverage in the other.
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Congratulations Grandprix
Commiserations AfroJoe
Hope you all liked reading this as much as I liked writing it.
Thank You and Goodnight.
Hawk (AfroJoe) Vs Grandprix
Written by Cong Man
As we return from a break here at SRW Free-Fall, footage is airing, hyping the feud that has been raging in recent weeks between CAW Champion Hawk and challenger Grandprix
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Last week on Eclipse, Hawk pinned Grandprix:
"Hawk (AfroJoe) throws the chair out of the ring, picks up the lifeless Grandprix, AND NAILS THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! THAT¨ˆS GOTTA BE ALL!
He covers Grandprix, but they¨ˆre not even the legal men! The referee is too dazed to care though, and instead just makes the count©¼1©¼2©¼
3! It¨ˆs all over!"
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And now, he emerges at ringside to rub more salt into the wounds.
*Hawk's music hits* and out comes the CAW World Champion! Hawk makes his way down to ringside to strong booing, but he turns away from it; he's used to this.
Hawk picks up a microphone from ringside and climbs up the steel stairs, through the ropes and into the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, but before he can even begin, he stops, as the crowd have begun to chant at him. "Ha-awk sucks! Ha-awk sucks!" Hawk ignores them, and starts talking. "Grandprix!" he starts, "I'm excited about what's going to happen between us this week at Freefall. I can sense we're going to put on a great match. I can also sense that, at the end of the match, your body will be lying in a crumpled heap on the mat. I will have destroyed you; you will have fallen from a high height, you skin will have been mashed in metal, and I will be the one having escaped; that's right Grandprix, at Freefall, we'll be battling in a CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd begin to cheer, but possibly not because of this announcement, but because Grandprix is making his way out from under the TitanTron, microphone in hand. "So, Hawk, you've chosen the stipulation. Well done. I thought you'd find it quite hard to do, what with your IQ being as it is..." Hawk seems furious at this statement, but isn't given the chance to retaliate. "...and also, well done on something else. You've chosen the perfect match that'll allow me to not only completely kick the crap out of you, but it matches the name Freefall perfectly; and you'll certainly be in freefall... but only for a couple of seconds. Then you'll go.... splat." Grandprix laughs, as his music hits, and he walks to the backstage, leaving Hawk fuming in the ring.
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Howard Finkel stands in the centre of the ring. ¡°Ladies and Gentlemen. The following contest is a cage match!¡± Howard pauses as the arena goes dark. Suddenly the menacing tones of Canadian band ¡®Godspeed You Black Emporor!¡¯s¡± masterpiece ¡°The Seventh Day¡± fills the arena. Spotlight¡¯s focus on the fifteen foot steel cage, which is being lowered into position. Finkel continues regardless. ¡°At the request of CAW commissioner Reaver, this match will be competed under classic cage match rules. That means that pin-falls and submissions DO NOT COUNT. Upon the two competitors entering the steel cage, the door will be locked shut. The only way to win this contest is to scale the cage and be the first man to touch the arena floor.¡±
The sound of an over-revved, high-powered engine fills the arena as Grandprix, the challenger, emerges from beneath the Freeola-Tron. Grandprix drives his Formula one car down to ringside, before hopping out and into the ring. Here he stands and removes first his helmet, then his gloves and finally his overalls, revealing some chequered flag design tights underneath. Chris Jericho would be proud! Grandprix opens the cage door and steps into the ring. If ever a man held his own destiny in his hands, it is GP at this moment.
As Grandprix¡¯s music fades away, the sound of a raven squawking fills the arena, followed by music first made famous by Raven. The CAW heavyweight champion, Hawk (AfroJoe) makes his way down the ramp. The title belt is slung over his shoulder. Hawk has his game face on tonight and looks about as intense as anyone in the storied history of SRW. As Hawk enters the cage, officials move quickly to padlock the cage door in several places.
So, here it is, the moment that this jam packed crowd have been waiting all night for, you can cut the anticipation with a knife as Grandprix and Hawk move out of their respective corners toward the centre of the ring, where senior referee Earl Hebner presents them with the title belt and some instructions...something about wanting a good clean fight. Yeah, right.
Earl Hebner calls for the bell and this one is underway, the heat surrounding this match, the hype, the build-up, it all now comes down to just two men, one on one in the centre of the ring. Hawk raises both arms aloft; he wants to start this one with a test of strength! Grandprix looks dubious, but eventually locks up. Grandprix shouldn¡¯t have the advantage here, but he manages to power down the massive Hawk. Hawk stays on his feet though, with perhaps the most impressive bridge I¡¯ve ever seen...he powers back up...kick to the stomach! Hawk kicks GP in the stomach to gain an unfair advantage! GP doubles over, Hawk releases his grip on Grandprix¡¯s hands...DDT...no! Grandprix uses his leg to hook Hawk¡¯s leg, thus blocking the move, northern lights suplex! Great reversal from Grandprix, he bridges for the pin...1...but Hawk reaches across and whacks Grandprix in the stomach, breaking up the pin.
As Grandprix recovers from the blow, Hawk gets to his feet, but stands with his hands on his hips, looks like he¡¯s been winded early on in this match. Grandprix spots this and takes advantage...he runs towards Hawk...sunset flip!1...2...But Hawk pushes off his back and grabs Grandprix¡¯s legs...1...2...Grandprix flips Hawk back into a pinning position, with his own feet now on the ground...1...2...Hawk powers out sending Grandprix straight into the steel cage, Grandprix staggers back towards Hawk...Samoan Drop! Hawk lies on top...1...2...Grandprix hooks both arms, and rolls Hawk on to his shoulders...1...2...Kick out!!! What a series of near falls!!!
Both men back to their feet now, Hawk recovers fastest and Irish whips Grandprix...no...reversed...Hawk crashes face first into the steel cage!!! Grandprix immediately goes to the other side of the ring. He motions with his arms towards Hawk...he wants him to get up! Hawk slowly uses the ropes to help himself back to his feet. Grandprix sprints across the ring...FINISH LI...NO!!! Hawk ducks...NECKBREAKER!!! Hawk grabbed Grandprix¡¯s neck as he went past and dropped him right down!!!
Hawk quickly makes his way to the corner, where he goes up to the second turnbuckle...fist drop from the second turnbuckle, as Hawk steals a page from Jerry ¡®The King¡¯ Lawler¡¯s playbook. Hawk now goes for the cover...1...2...Kick out! The challenger is not going to give up quite that easily! Hawk drags a tiring Grandprix back to his feet and shoves his head between his legs! (Not like that) Hawk drags his thumb across his throat signalling that this one is over...In one swift motion, Grandprix is up on his shoulders...POWERB...NO!...COUNTERED!!! HURRICANRANA!!! Grandprix hooks Hawk¡¯s legs on the way down...1...2...KICK OUT!!!
Grandprix beginning to look a little frustrated now, Hawk kicked out with such force that it sent GP halfway across the ring! Grandprix hurries back over to where Hawk is...and gets caught with a LOW BLOW!!! Remember that¡¯s legal in this environment, where the only way to win is to escape the cage! Grandprix doubles over and crashes to the canvas. Hawk is going to the top rope...Hawk stands on the top ropes, but then looks at the top of the cage. As the fans cheer his bravery, Hawk climbs from the top rope to the top of the cage. Hawk doesn¡¯t look comfortable up there at all. Here he comes anyway though, Hawk leaps off the cage...ELBOW DROP!!! But it misses the mark! Grandprix rolled out of the way!!!
Gingerly holding his crotch area, Grandprix battles to his feet and he too makes the slow climb from the mat, to the top rope, to the top of the cage. Grandprix faces the fans and makes a quick symbol of the cross on his chest, no doubt saying a prayer for what he is about to do. PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT...perfect in everyway, apart from the fact that it missed as Hawk slowly shuffled out of the way!!! Both men are now down, but there is no ten count, again in accordance with the rules of this match.
Suddenly and without warning a huge boo goes up around the arena as Scotty the Doggy (Figo) sprints down to ringside. The fans have obviously not forgiven him for his actions earlier in the evening. Scotty is still covered in blood from his match earlier and is wearing a very large head-bandage. He avoids most of the officials but Mike Chioda tries to stop him and catches a DDT for his trouble. Scotty begins to climb the cage.
Suddenly and without warning a huge cheer goes up around the arena. Here comes The Cong Man!!! Looks like he and Scotty aren¡¯t finished just yet! He too is still bloody and battered from the evening earlier war. Cong Man begins to scale the cage after Scotty. Just as Scotty is about to reach the top of the cage, the Cong Man catches him and grabs both his legs. Still holding onto Scotty, the Cong Man manages to pull himself up and turn so that he is facing the audience. Cong Man gives a quick tug and suddenly he and Scotty are falling...15 feet...14...13...12..11..10..9.8.7,6,5,4321CRASH!!! POWERBOMB FROM THE CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! Jim Ross and The King barely dived out of the way in time. This is insane, these former best friends may have just destroyed each other. Medical staff come running as the fans attention turns back to the ring.
Hawk(AfroJoe) and Grandprix are on their feet, but unfortunately their legs now seem to be made of rubber. A series of wild punches between the two ensues, which Hawk seems to be getting the better of. With Grandprix stunned, Hawk grabs him in a front face-lock...BRAINBUSTER!!! Hawk makes the cover; surely that¡¯s it for Grandprix?
1
2
LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!
What resilience from Grandprix!!!
More booing fills the arena, as barely seconds after Cong Man and Scotty The Doggy where wheeled out of the arena on stretchers, here comes Stone Edge (Jericho 15)! What on earth does he want?!? Stone Edge goes to the front row and grabs a chair. He throws it over the cage and into the ring!!! Either by fantastic aim or by sheer luck, the chair land on the fallen Grandprix!!! Hawk stands over Grandprix pointing a laughing at him. CLANG!!! The next chair hits Hawk on the back of the head. Stone Edge apparently has a scarily good aim when throwing chairs!
As suddenly as he arrived, Stone Edge leaves...what was that all about? After a couple of seconds of nothing happening, Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix finally begin to stir. As they make their way slowly back to their feet, both are now armed with a steel chair, courtesy of Stone Edge. Both men back up now, overhead chair swings meet each other in the centre to the sound of a large clang. Roundhouse chair swings now...Hawk¡¯s chair flies out of his hands...CLANG! Grandprix lays out Hawk with a devastating chair shot! Hawk might be out cold! Grandprix begins to climb the cage...he wants out and he wants the title belt.
BUT WAIT!!! What now??? Is this match going to set a world record for the number of people interfering??? Here come the Elements!!! Mouldy Cheese and Jetster proceed to lay out all the ringside officials as Reaver (Ant) makes his way to the door with a huge bunch of keys. The fans are booing their loudest as Reaver removes all the padlocks from the door. He stops to pose for a moment and soak up the hatred of the crowd before the elements make their exit.
Hawk (AfroJoe) is now crawling towards the open door, as Grandprix has reached the top of the cage directly above the door. Hawk reaches the door...he¡¯s going to crawl his way to victory!!! His head is out the door...now his arm...he just needs to drop down...
...
and¡
...
CLANG!!!
Grandprix reaches down a shuts the door right in Hawk¡¯s face!!!
That stopped Hawk dead in his tracks as he was on the verge of retaining the title!!!
An exhausted Grandprix lowers himself down the outside of the cage before slumpin to the floor.
The crowd falls silent for a moment, before it hits them...
new champ.
New Champ.
NEW F¡¯N CHAMP!!!
¡°Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner...and NEW CAW Heavyweight champion...GRANDPRIX!!!¡±
Grandprix has done it, he¡¯s fulfilled his dream!!!
The locker room empties of Face¡¯s as the all run down to the ring to congratulate Grandprix.
As the camera¡¯s fade out, Grandprix is up on their shoulders with the belt in one hand and a cold beverage in the other.
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Congratulations Grandprix
Commiserations AfroJoe
Hope you all liked reading this as much as I liked writing it.
Thank You and Goodnight.
Welcome back to SRW Freefall. We’re almost ready to kick off one of our main events of the night. It will be Rob Van Dam (AJ) defending his SRW World Heavyweight Championship against the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit (Grandprix). It should be one hell of a battle. We expect to see bWo involvement and possibly Booker T after his interference in the fued a few weeks back.
The champion was allowed to choose a stipulation for this match last week on Eclipse. It turned into a bit of a battle when RVD called out the challenger… Here’s what happened…
* * * * *
“I want to fight YOU. RIGHT NOW. ONE. ON. ONE. So you just get your ass out here, and we'll see what happens!"
The crowd cheer wildly at this statement; the prospect of Benoit and RVD fighting before they officially should excites them. They begin to cheer even more wildly when Chris Benoit's music hits, and the Rabid Wolverine emerges from underneath the TitanTron. Benoit makes his way quickly down to ringside, but as he's about to climb up the stairs, A FIGURE LEAPS UP FROM THE CROWD, ONTO THE CROWD BARRIER, AND HITS BENOIT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! It's Chris Jericho! AND WAIT A MINUTE!
Out from under the ring comes LL Cool T, who also begins to the onslaught on Benoit. And oh no, as here come the rest of the bWo, making their way out from backstage and down to ringside. Steve Corino and Stevie Richards are here as well! They throw Benoit in the ring, and all furiously start beating on him. THIS IS SICK! THIS IS TAKING OUT THE OPPOSITION BEFORE A VITAL MATCH, AND RVD KNOWS IT!
RVD is heading up top now. He throws his belt aside, as each of the bWo pin down a limb of Chris Benoit's to the ground, leaving his chest, ribs and stomach open to take the full impact of.. THE FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH! BOOM! RVD LANDED IT! CHRIS BENOIT HAS BEEN FLATTENED, ONCE AGAIN!
The bWo make their way out of the ring and up the ramp, where RVD has his championship in one hand, and a microphone in the other. "You see, Chris, I can devastate you using one solitary move. Hahaha. And at Freefall, Mr.Benoit, that's exactly what's going to happen, when I battle it out with you... one on one... in A LADDER MATCH!"
They walk out of the arena to a tidal wave of boos, while Benoit sits fuming in the ring, clutching his ribs. RVD has once again gotten the better of him, but it took 5 men to do it.
* * * * *
Benoit did get the better of RVD two weeks ago but can he do it again tonight? We’re about to find out in a ladder match! – Our second one of the night! In the ladder match earlier, we crowned a new Cruiserweight Champion… Could we be about to crown a new Heavyweight Champion?
A few ladders are stood up on the ramp-way; One particularly large one near to the ring as this thing is about to get started. Here comes the challenger…
Benoit’s music hits and the Rabid Wolverine himself walk’s out from behind the curtain and down the ramp to a great ovation from the fans. He looks calm and concentrated as he steps into the ring for possibly one of the biggest matches of his career. Benoit walks to the side of the ring where he awaits the arrival of the champion… And also the bWo…
RVD’s music hits and the man himself emerges from behind the curtain. He has a smile on his face and his championship belt wrapped around his waist. No bWo follows down the ramp as he climbs a ladder on the ramp and taunts the crowd before getting into the ring. He gives his championship belt to the referee before beginning an argument with Chris Benoit. The fans bring out a chant of “RVD Sucks”.
Referee Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) hangs the belt on a rope hanging from the ceiling before it is suspended high above the ring. Both men look up at it until RVD breaks our suspense in waiting for this match to start with a right hand. Benoit exchanges with some punches of his own getting the best of Van Dam. Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Van Dam Reverses into one of his own! Benoit crashes down to the mat but is quickly back to his feet.
RVD sees this and smiles… Both men move into a grapple. Benoit is obviously the stronger man as he moves RVD towards the turnbuckle but Van Dam shows his quickness as he slides under the legs of Benoit. He gets straight back to his feet and when the Rabid Wolverine turns around, he finds a boot in his face! Spinning Heel Kick! Benoits soon up and RVD steps through into a kick! Down he goes but not for long. This time, Van Dam looks to hit a hurricanrana but is upset as Benoit looks to hit a powerbomb! No! RVD manages to roll it up into a cover! 1, 2, and the referee remembers this is a ladder match and pinfalls don’t count! Duh!
Van Dam (AJ) stomps on the lying Benoit until he fights to a vertical position. The two then exchange some heavy punches. Benoit fights through it and manages to spin Van Dam around and hit a major Back To Belly Suplex! He holds on and pulls Van Dam back to his feet… ANOTHER BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX… He pulls him back to his feet once more… AND ANOTHER!
RVD looks like he’s out as Benoit heads to ringside! He looks around a bit before grabbing a steel chair! “Payback Time!” Benoit shouts as he re-enters the ring! He bangs the chair on the mat as Van Dam pulls himself to his feet… turns around… BENOIT SWINGS BUT RVD DUCKS! DROPKICK! Benoit goes down landing hard on the steel chair he had at hand! *CRASH*
RVD lines him up on the chair before running back into the ropes. On the rebound, HE HITS ROLLING THUNDER ONTO THE CHAIR! OUCH! Benoit rolls out of the ring as RVD shouts, “It’s Over!” and heads up the ramp! He grabs a ladder! Takes it to the ring! And lines it up… BESIDES THE ROPES! What does this mean for Benoit?! We can only imagine as Van Dam climbs up to the top of it. Benoit arises on the outside!
DROPKICK FROM THE LADDER SET UP IN THE RING… NO! BENOIT MOVES! Van Dam looks out of it as Benoit begins to search under the ring! He’s found something… A TABLE! Maybe he’s going to take a page out of the Dudleyz book! The Rabid Wolverine sets it up beside RVD at ringside before placing the champion onto it! He heads up on top of the turnbuckle in the ring… AND JUMPS LOOKING FOR A FLYING ELBOW… VAN DAM MOVES! VAN DAM MOVES! OH MY GOD! BENOIT GOES THROUGH THE TABLE! WOW!!!
Benoit is motionless as is RVD! Van Dam uses this time to recover from his fall while the bloodied Benoit lies in a broken table! This match has been brutal so far. I wonder what else it could have in store… Both these men are giving their all!
Van Dam is first to move. He slowly gets up and is soon entering the ring. Benoit still lies motionless as Van Dam moves the standing ladder in the ring into the centre…As RVD begins to climb…slowly… Benoit slowly arises from the remains of the table he just smashed through… He limps into the ring and jumps up the other side of the ladder. Both men meet at the top and exchange some right hands, and some left hands, and some more right hands, and some more left hands, until RVD moves back a bit. Benoit pushes him off the ladder and begins to reach for the championship belt! The fans cheer as he has almost got it!
Benoit is the new cha… NO! Steve Corino pushes the ladder from under his feet! But Benoit is still hanging on! *SMASH* But not for long as Stevie Richards hits him with a steel chair! Benoit falls down to the canvas and both Steve Corino and Stevie Richards stomp away at him! Chris Jericho (Figo) runs down the ramp and joins in the fun! Benoit is being triple teamed!!!
Here comes Booker T! He is armed with a steel chair of his own! *SMASH* *BANG* *SMASH* All 3 are taken out with hard chair shots to the heads! Booker checks on Benoit; But too early as the last man of bWo hits him from behind with a right hand! No Effect! Booker turns around to find LL Cool TT repeatedly hitting him with right hands! KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! We all know whats coming! Booker looks for a scissors kick but LL moves! DOUBLE D DEATH DROP! Down goes Booker T!
LL Cool TT moves over to RVD (AJ) and helps him to his feet. Benoit (Grandprix) is still down, as are Steve Corino, Stevie Richards, Chris Jericho and Booker T!
About 1 minute later, LL Cool TT has finally pulled the champion to his feet and Benoit is arising! Clothesline to RVD from Benoit! LL Cool TT looks in anger and moves Benoit up on top of the top right turnbuckle! He sets him up for The Cool Box only to be pushed down to the mat along with Benoit INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
It doesn’t take long for LL to be tapping like a drummer with 3 arms! After about 1 minute of pain, Chris Jericho breaks up the hold and attempts to lock in The Walls Of Jericho on Benoit but it doesn’t quite work out as Benoit quickly fights out of it and hits a BACK TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO A STEEL CHAIR! Jericho goes down but then the numbers game comes into play with Steve Corino and Stevie Richards as they stomp away on Benoit. It looks like the end of the offensive until Booker T double clotheslines both men down! Benoit goes up high as Booker sets up his finishing manoeuvre! FALLING HEADBUTT TO STEVIE RICHARDS! SCISSORS KICK TO STEVE CORINO!
Booker does one cool Spinerooni as Benoit recovers from his own move! Everyone is down apart from the challenger and his buddy, Booker T!
RVD (AJ) begins to get to his feet and looks on in shock at all his team mates down and out! Van Dam seems to realise beyond all the blood in his face that he’s gonna need a strategy… Or even better; a weapon!
He looks under the ring and pulls out a wooden table! No! The last one took Benoit out for minutes! – Plenty of time to climb a ladder if you don’t injure yourself too much! Van Dam sets up the table at ringside as Benoit finally gets back on his feet in the ring. It’s getting hard now that these guys have lost so much blood.
Wait! Here’s LL Cool TT! He’s almost up! SCISSORS KICK! Booker sees and takes him back down!
And here’s Jericho (Figo)! Booker doesn’t see him fast enough and is forced to fight it out. As the two exchange punches, Van Dam (AJ) uses the chance to slide into the ring and fight Benoit (Grandprix). The two slowly exchange punches until Benoit whips RVD into the ropes! On the rebound, Van Dam slides underneath Benoit! The Rabid Wolverine turns around only to receive a low blow! RVD WHIPS BENOIT INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES WHERE HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A GIANT DROPKICK! BENIOT FLYS OVER THE TOP ROPE ABOVE THE TABLE!!! But No! He manages to cling on to the ropes! RVD hits a lower dropkick pushing Benoit onto the table but not breaking it! He climbs up onto the turnbuckle… 5 STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH BENOIT AND THE TABLE!
Both men are out of it lying in those smashed bits of wood! Meanwhile, in the ring, Booker has fought of Jericho hitting him with a steel chair and currently has his hands full with Steve Corino and Stevie Richards! Both men are stomping him down! Corino chucks him out of the ring right in front of us! He shouts, “Lets put him through the table!”. Richards agrees! No! Please don’t put him through our “already replaced” announcers table! No!
Neither bWo member listens! The referee has basically given up keeping control of this match-up! He’s just keeping an eye on the contenders! No-Ones here to help! They lift him up in the air for a… DOUBLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Woah! Booker T is outta here!
Meanwhile, both Benoit and Van Dam are still out. Corino and Richards see this and take the time to re-set up the fallen ladder in the ring. They then go out of the ring and as Corino attempts to revive Van Dam; Richards takes Benoit into the ring for some more punishment.
Richards pushes Benoit to his feet and looks to hit his trademark Censor Kick [What the hell is that called nowadays?!] only Benoit ducks! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE LOCKED IN! Corino doesn’t see! He’s too busy helping RVD and Jericho is still out from Bookers chair shot! Who can help?! Here comes LL Cool TT! He’s a bit out of it now but enters the ring and looks to drop a leg on Benoit but he moves! LL takes out his own partner! He looks concerned and so Benoit uses the chance to hit one major BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE! *THUD*
Steve Corino finally realises what’s happening and RVD is back to his feet! Corino enters the ring to almost have his head taken off with a massive clothesline! RVD then enters the ring… The two exchange punches and end up both being knocked down…
About a minute later, RVD (AJ) starts to slowly climb one side of the set-up ladder in the centre of the ring. Benoit (Grandprix) climbs the other side as Jericho begins to crawl…
RVD reaches to regain his gold but Benoit hits him with a right hand! The ladder wobbles and Benoit hits him with another! And Another! Until Jericho grabs his legs and pulls him off the ladder! Van Dam regains control and reaches up high as Benoit is forced to fight off Jericho!
HE’S GOT IT! RVD IS STILL THE SRW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Benoit can’t believe it! That should be him! Carnage has been unravelled around the ring! EMT’S are rushing down here… Van Dam falls from the ladder with his championship belt and lies on the mat.
Benoit and Jericho continue to battle it out until Benoit slams him over the top rope to the ground below!
Chris Benoit then turns his head to Rob Van Dam. The Champ looks totally out of it. Benoit goes psycho and stomps away on him multiple times before limping to the back to a show of respect from the fans. The chant his name until he goes out of view.
EMP’s continue to help each of the guys around the ring as SRW goes into a break…
Stay Tuned in on SRW Freefall. There’s a lot more to come…
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Thanks for reading,
Jae
The champion was allowed to choose a stipulation for this match last week on Eclipse. It turned into a bit of a battle when RVD called out the challenger… Here’s what happened…
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“I want to fight YOU. RIGHT NOW. ONE. ON. ONE. So you just get your ass out here, and we'll see what happens!"
The crowd cheer wildly at this statement; the prospect of Benoit and RVD fighting before they officially should excites them. They begin to cheer even more wildly when Chris Benoit's music hits, and the Rabid Wolverine emerges from underneath the TitanTron. Benoit makes his way quickly down to ringside, but as he's about to climb up the stairs, A FIGURE LEAPS UP FROM THE CROWD, ONTO THE CROWD BARRIER, AND HITS BENOIT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! It's Chris Jericho! AND WAIT A MINUTE!
Out from under the ring comes LL Cool T, who also begins to the onslaught on Benoit. And oh no, as here come the rest of the bWo, making their way out from backstage and down to ringside. Steve Corino and Stevie Richards are here as well! They throw Benoit in the ring, and all furiously start beating on him. THIS IS SICK! THIS IS TAKING OUT THE OPPOSITION BEFORE A VITAL MATCH, AND RVD KNOWS IT!
RVD is heading up top now. He throws his belt aside, as each of the bWo pin down a limb of Chris Benoit's to the ground, leaving his chest, ribs and stomach open to take the full impact of.. THE FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH! BOOM! RVD LANDED IT! CHRIS BENOIT HAS BEEN FLATTENED, ONCE AGAIN!
The bWo make their way out of the ring and up the ramp, where RVD has his championship in one hand, and a microphone in the other. "You see, Chris, I can devastate you using one solitary move. Hahaha. And at Freefall, Mr.Benoit, that's exactly what's going to happen, when I battle it out with you... one on one... in A LADDER MATCH!"
They walk out of the arena to a tidal wave of boos, while Benoit sits fuming in the ring, clutching his ribs. RVD has once again gotten the better of him, but it took 5 men to do it.
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Benoit did get the better of RVD two weeks ago but can he do it again tonight? We’re about to find out in a ladder match! – Our second one of the night! In the ladder match earlier, we crowned a new Cruiserweight Champion… Could we be about to crown a new Heavyweight Champion?
A few ladders are stood up on the ramp-way; One particularly large one near to the ring as this thing is about to get started. Here comes the challenger…
Benoit’s music hits and the Rabid Wolverine himself walk’s out from behind the curtain and down the ramp to a great ovation from the fans. He looks calm and concentrated as he steps into the ring for possibly one of the biggest matches of his career. Benoit walks to the side of the ring where he awaits the arrival of the champion… And also the bWo…
RVD’s music hits and the man himself emerges from behind the curtain. He has a smile on his face and his championship belt wrapped around his waist. No bWo follows down the ramp as he climbs a ladder on the ramp and taunts the crowd before getting into the ring. He gives his championship belt to the referee before beginning an argument with Chris Benoit. The fans bring out a chant of “RVD Sucks”.
Referee Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) hangs the belt on a rope hanging from the ceiling before it is suspended high above the ring. Both men look up at it until RVD breaks our suspense in waiting for this match to start with a right hand. Benoit exchanges with some punches of his own getting the best of Van Dam. Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Van Dam Reverses into one of his own! Benoit crashes down to the mat but is quickly back to his feet.
RVD sees this and smiles… Both men move into a grapple. Benoit is obviously the stronger man as he moves RVD towards the turnbuckle but Van Dam shows his quickness as he slides under the legs of Benoit. He gets straight back to his feet and when the Rabid Wolverine turns around, he finds a boot in his face! Spinning Heel Kick! Benoits soon up and RVD steps through into a kick! Down he goes but not for long. This time, Van Dam looks to hit a hurricanrana but is upset as Benoit looks to hit a powerbomb! No! RVD manages to roll it up into a cover! 1, 2, and the referee remembers this is a ladder match and pinfalls don’t count! Duh!
Van Dam (AJ) stomps on the lying Benoit until he fights to a vertical position. The two then exchange some heavy punches. Benoit fights through it and manages to spin Van Dam around and hit a major Back To Belly Suplex! He holds on and pulls Van Dam back to his feet… ANOTHER BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX… He pulls him back to his feet once more… AND ANOTHER!
RVD looks like he’s out as Benoit heads to ringside! He looks around a bit before grabbing a steel chair! “Payback Time!” Benoit shouts as he re-enters the ring! He bangs the chair on the mat as Van Dam pulls himself to his feet… turns around… BENOIT SWINGS BUT RVD DUCKS! DROPKICK! Benoit goes down landing hard on the steel chair he had at hand! *CRASH*
RVD lines him up on the chair before running back into the ropes. On the rebound, HE HITS ROLLING THUNDER ONTO THE CHAIR! OUCH! Benoit rolls out of the ring as RVD shouts, “It’s Over!” and heads up the ramp! He grabs a ladder! Takes it to the ring! And lines it up… BESIDES THE ROPES! What does this mean for Benoit?! We can only imagine as Van Dam climbs up to the top of it. Benoit arises on the outside!
DROPKICK FROM THE LADDER SET UP IN THE RING… NO! BENOIT MOVES! Van Dam looks out of it as Benoit begins to search under the ring! He’s found something… A TABLE! Maybe he’s going to take a page out of the Dudleyz book! The Rabid Wolverine sets it up beside RVD at ringside before placing the champion onto it! He heads up on top of the turnbuckle in the ring… AND JUMPS LOOKING FOR A FLYING ELBOW… VAN DAM MOVES! VAN DAM MOVES! OH MY GOD! BENOIT GOES THROUGH THE TABLE! WOW!!!
Benoit is motionless as is RVD! Van Dam uses this time to recover from his fall while the bloodied Benoit lies in a broken table! This match has been brutal so far. I wonder what else it could have in store… Both these men are giving their all!
Van Dam is first to move. He slowly gets up and is soon entering the ring. Benoit still lies motionless as Van Dam moves the standing ladder in the ring into the centre…As RVD begins to climb…slowly… Benoit slowly arises from the remains of the table he just smashed through… He limps into the ring and jumps up the other side of the ladder. Both men meet at the top and exchange some right hands, and some left hands, and some more right hands, and some more left hands, until RVD moves back a bit. Benoit pushes him off the ladder and begins to reach for the championship belt! The fans cheer as he has almost got it!
Benoit is the new cha… NO! Steve Corino pushes the ladder from under his feet! But Benoit is still hanging on! *SMASH* But not for long as Stevie Richards hits him with a steel chair! Benoit falls down to the canvas and both Steve Corino and Stevie Richards stomp away at him! Chris Jericho (Figo) runs down the ramp and joins in the fun! Benoit is being triple teamed!!!
Here comes Booker T! He is armed with a steel chair of his own! *SMASH* *BANG* *SMASH* All 3 are taken out with hard chair shots to the heads! Booker checks on Benoit; But too early as the last man of bWo hits him from behind with a right hand! No Effect! Booker turns around to find LL Cool TT repeatedly hitting him with right hands! KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! We all know whats coming! Booker looks for a scissors kick but LL moves! DOUBLE D DEATH DROP! Down goes Booker T!
LL Cool TT moves over to RVD (AJ) and helps him to his feet. Benoit (Grandprix) is still down, as are Steve Corino, Stevie Richards, Chris Jericho and Booker T!
About 1 minute later, LL Cool TT has finally pulled the champion to his feet and Benoit is arising! Clothesline to RVD from Benoit! LL Cool TT looks in anger and moves Benoit up on top of the top right turnbuckle! He sets him up for The Cool Box only to be pushed down to the mat along with Benoit INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
It doesn’t take long for LL to be tapping like a drummer with 3 arms! After about 1 minute of pain, Chris Jericho breaks up the hold and attempts to lock in The Walls Of Jericho on Benoit but it doesn’t quite work out as Benoit quickly fights out of it and hits a BACK TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO A STEEL CHAIR! Jericho goes down but then the numbers game comes into play with Steve Corino and Stevie Richards as they stomp away on Benoit. It looks like the end of the offensive until Booker T double clotheslines both men down! Benoit goes up high as Booker sets up his finishing manoeuvre! FALLING HEADBUTT TO STEVIE RICHARDS! SCISSORS KICK TO STEVE CORINO!
Booker does one cool Spinerooni as Benoit recovers from his own move! Everyone is down apart from the challenger and his buddy, Booker T!
RVD (AJ) begins to get to his feet and looks on in shock at all his team mates down and out! Van Dam seems to realise beyond all the blood in his face that he’s gonna need a strategy… Or even better; a weapon!
He looks under the ring and pulls out a wooden table! No! The last one took Benoit out for minutes! – Plenty of time to climb a ladder if you don’t injure yourself too much! Van Dam sets up the table at ringside as Benoit finally gets back on his feet in the ring. It’s getting hard now that these guys have lost so much blood.
Wait! Here’s LL Cool TT! He’s almost up! SCISSORS KICK! Booker sees and takes him back down!
And here’s Jericho (Figo)! Booker doesn’t see him fast enough and is forced to fight it out. As the two exchange punches, Van Dam (AJ) uses the chance to slide into the ring and fight Benoit (Grandprix). The two slowly exchange punches until Benoit whips RVD into the ropes! On the rebound, Van Dam slides underneath Benoit! The Rabid Wolverine turns around only to receive a low blow! RVD WHIPS BENOIT INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES WHERE HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A GIANT DROPKICK! BENIOT FLYS OVER THE TOP ROPE ABOVE THE TABLE!!! But No! He manages to cling on to the ropes! RVD hits a lower dropkick pushing Benoit onto the table but not breaking it! He climbs up onto the turnbuckle… 5 STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH BENOIT AND THE TABLE!
Both men are out of it lying in those smashed bits of wood! Meanwhile, in the ring, Booker has fought of Jericho hitting him with a steel chair and currently has his hands full with Steve Corino and Stevie Richards! Both men are stomping him down! Corino chucks him out of the ring right in front of us! He shouts, “Lets put him through the table!”. Richards agrees! No! Please don’t put him through our “already replaced” announcers table! No!
Neither bWo member listens! The referee has basically given up keeping control of this match-up! He’s just keeping an eye on the contenders! No-Ones here to help! They lift him up in the air for a… DOUBLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Woah! Booker T is outta here!
Meanwhile, both Benoit and Van Dam are still out. Corino and Richards see this and take the time to re-set up the fallen ladder in the ring. They then go out of the ring and as Corino attempts to revive Van Dam; Richards takes Benoit into the ring for some more punishment.
Richards pushes Benoit to his feet and looks to hit his trademark Censor Kick [What the hell is that called nowadays?!] only Benoit ducks! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE LOCKED IN! Corino doesn’t see! He’s too busy helping RVD and Jericho is still out from Bookers chair shot! Who can help?! Here comes LL Cool TT! He’s a bit out of it now but enters the ring and looks to drop a leg on Benoit but he moves! LL takes out his own partner! He looks concerned and so Benoit uses the chance to hit one major BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE! *THUD*
Steve Corino finally realises what’s happening and RVD is back to his feet! Corino enters the ring to almost have his head taken off with a massive clothesline! RVD then enters the ring… The two exchange punches and end up both being knocked down…
About a minute later, RVD (AJ) starts to slowly climb one side of the set-up ladder in the centre of the ring. Benoit (Grandprix) climbs the other side as Jericho begins to crawl…
RVD reaches to regain his gold but Benoit hits him with a right hand! The ladder wobbles and Benoit hits him with another! And Another! Until Jericho grabs his legs and pulls him off the ladder! Van Dam regains control and reaches up high as Benoit is forced to fight off Jericho!
HE’S GOT IT! RVD IS STILL THE SRW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Benoit can’t believe it! That should be him! Carnage has been unravelled around the ring! EMT’S are rushing down here… Van Dam falls from the ladder with his championship belt and lies on the mat.
Benoit and Jericho continue to battle it out until Benoit slams him over the top rope to the ground below!
Chris Benoit then turns his head to Rob Van Dam. The Champ looks totally out of it. Benoit goes psycho and stomps away on him multiple times before limping to the back to a show of respect from the fans. The chant his name until he goes out of view.
EMP’s continue to help each of the guys around the ring as SRW goes into a break…
Stay Tuned in on SRW Freefall. There’s a lot more to come…
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Thanks for reading,
Jae
Hello and welcome back to what so far has been a fantastic PPV, and that’s with only three matches we've seen already! The crowd is a little quiet, they've just witnessed one of the greatest matches SRW has ever seen, and are still recovering from it…
We turn back to our colour commentators…
Right, well up next we have an exciting prospect for you all, The Cruiserweight Ladder, yes, Ladder match between Stone Edge (Jae17), the champion, whom has been for many months, and The Hurricane (RM18), a former Cruiserweight champion himself and SRW's very own superhero! Lets take a look at how this match has come about…
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The Hurricane was well on his way to FreeFall, after winning the No.1 Contendership matchup between he, Rey Mysterio, Christian and Scotty 2 Hotty…
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'BUT HE CAN’T PUT HIM AWAY! Hurricane gets up and starts exchanging punches with Rey but Mysterio still gets the better of it! He eventually takes him down with a bodyslam! Rey climbs up onto the turnbuckle and looks to put The Hurricane away with a 450’ Splash but Hurricane manages to roll out of the way! He gets up and signals for it! CHOKESLAM! REY MYSTERIO IS OUT! HURRICANE GETS THE COVER…
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3! The Hurricane (RM18) wins this thing, which to some, may be an upset but who’s that coming through the crowd! It’s the Cruiserweight Champ! He enters the ring but Hurricane doesn’t see him! Anarchy claps walking down the ramp but soon sees… He runs down to the ring but he’s too late… THE HURRICANE VICTOMISES THE POWER STONE!'
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As you can see tensions were already rising between the champ and his challenger and this went a level up when The Hurricane, along with Josh Matthews met Stone Edge and Crusher in a Tag team Grudge match…
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'FLYING CROSSBODY BY THE HURRICANE!! STONE EDGE ROLLS THROUGH!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT!! It was pretty close! Matthews takes out Crusher (Tazz)! Stone Edge recovers slower than the Hurricane, The Hurricane off the ropes, SPINEBUSTER BY STONE EDGE! Stone Edge is lining up for… THE POWER STONE!!!
CLANG!!! JOSH MATTHEWS HIT CRUSHER WITH THE CHAIR!!!
THE HURRICANE REVERSED THE POWER STONE!! HE HAS ROLLED UP STONE EDGE!!! 1… 2…
3!!! THE HURRICANE NICKS IT!! The Hurricane (RM18) slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp with Josh Matthews (DW) after picking up a sneaky win! Stone Edge (Jericho17) cannot believe what has happened and Crusher (Tazz) is out cold on the outside! The challenger for his title has just pinned him! Parental Advisory are victorious tonight but I feel Stone Edge will have something to say about that!'
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The penultimate event to have gone off in this saga came just a week before FreeFall, on last weeks Eclipse when Lillian Garcia got caught up in everyone's feud, including Stone Edge's and Hurricane's!
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'Lillian (Hercules) is finding it rather hard to keep up as she suddenly notices SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17), and she tries to get a word. “Stone Edge, you’ve been Cruiser Champ for many months now, are you confident of victory over The Hurricane (RM18) at Free-Fall?”
Stone Edge (Jae17) looks livid she even asked the question, “I’m not in a good mood, someone’s nicked my bag with all my clothes and money in it…wait a second…”
“Citizen Stone Edge! Is this what you are looking for?” It’s The Hurricane (RM18), and he’s got the Cruiser Champ’s bag!
Stone Edge (Jae17) begins to give chase and Hurricane (RM18), the camera desperately trying to keep up. They sprint through corridors and past wrestlers building up to quite a pace, even knocking down Crash and Jazz on the way!
And Hurricane (RM18) suddenly turns and throws the bag back in Stone Edge’s face, who falls embarrassingly on his ass! Hurricane (RM18) laughs and runs away, as Stone Edge (Jae17) sits up, livid!'
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And now the final chapter is set to be completed, here, tonight at FreeFall with the Cruiserweight title on the line……
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*Camera pans back to ringside*
"STAND BACK!! THERES A HURRIIICANE COMIN' THROUGH!!!!" The crowd suddenly erupts, they may be a little tired from tonight's events but there's no way their not gonna cheer for their favourite little superhero - The Hurricane!! The Hurricane poses in true Hurri style at the top of the rampway before making his way down to the ring confidently. He slides into the ring and poses for the crowd in all Four Corners before eyeing the ladder near the ring and looking up to the sky…
"KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!!" And here comes the Cruiserweight champion. Stone Edge! He appears from beneath the curtains and holds his title aloft, only to hear jeer's and boo's in response. He cockily struts down to the ring and sneers at the crowd. As he approaches the ring, he points at his belt, then Hurricane, who looks on in a Hurri-pose, and shakes his head…
AND THE HURRICANE DOESN'T LIKE THAT AS HE FLYS OVER THE TOP ROPE, KNOCKING THE CHAMPION DOWN WITH A SUPER CROSSBODY!! The crowd cheers in response and The Hurricane slams the champ's head against the side of the ring before shoving him into the ring.
Stone Edge is up quick though and scrambles to the ropes, The Hurricane ducks a clothesline attempt, and a Drop toe hold from the challenger that trips Stone Edge up and crashes his head against the canvas. The Hurricane is quick to act on his previous manoeuvre and locks on a side sleeper hold, keeping the champion down.
The Hurricane finally lets go and leaps up to the second rope…Double Axe Handle, No! Stone Edge avoids the outstretched arms of The Hurricane and delivers a vicious…SUPERKICK! NO! The Hurricane pushes the leg of Stone Edge down, spins him round, and delivers a falling clothesline taking the champion down! Nice reversal there.
The Hurricane sees the Ladder. He makes his way to the outside, grabs the ladder and chucks it over the top rope. He makes his way into the ring and immediately takes punishment from Stone Edge who begins hammering away with right and left hands. The champ whips him into the ropes and delivers a Drop Toe hold of his own - onto the Ladder… CRASH! Face first!
And now Stone Edge makes his way up top. He steady's himself, before leaping high into the air, looking to land a Flying leg drop onto The Hurricane's neck…
But The Hurricane rolls off the ladder at the last second and… SMASH! Stone Edge just landed on top of the ladder! That’s gotta hurt and it seems it did as Stone Edge clutches the lower half of his back in agony. Stone Edge makes his way up, still in pain, back turned to Hurricane who is in Hurri-pose and getting the crowd going… Jumping neckbreaker delivered to Stone Edge!
The Hurricane looks at Stone Edge, whom is still reeling the effects of crash landing into the ladder as well as the Neckbreaker! The Hurricane rubs his chin before picking up the ladder and begins setting it up in the middle of the ring! The crowd start to get a little bit more excited, as The Hurricane takes his time in placing the ladder directly underneath the Cruiserweight title - Suspended high up in the air. All this time has given Stone Edge to recover who shakes his head and makes a dash for The Hurricane, who turns and ducks the right hand of The champion, before taking him down with an arm drag… and an arm drag of the Champ's own. Some fast paced action here in this matchup as The Hurricane goes for the clothesline, only to be counted by a Swinging Neckbreaker of the champs own!
And now Stone Edge begins the climb for the title! As he gets about halfway up the ladder, the crowd start to get a little worried - The Hurricane is only just dragging himself up via the ropes and doesn't realise that this match could soon be over! The Champ is almost at the top, with one step to go… The Hurricane realises and propels himself into the ropes flying into the ladder…. It topples, Stone Edge panics… and the Ladder goes flying into the ropes and Stone Edge all the way to the outside!!
The Hurricane stands on his knee's as he gets his breath back whilst keeping on eye on the dazed Stone Edge on the outside. He takes his eye off him for one second and that’s all it takes for Stone Edge to disappear. The Hurricane looks bewildered before running into the ropes and launching himself in the direction of Stone Edge's guessed location… WHAM!!! Crikey mate! STONE EDGE JUST THWACKED THE HURRICANE WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN… MID-AIR!!!!
A mixture of 'Ooh's and jeers' fills the arena. They don't like the actions of Stone Edge but it would certainly look good on camera if you know what I mean! As they recuperate, we take a look at a replay and see the moment when Stone Edge temporarily disappeared - underneath the ring, to the get the Steel Chair! The cocky champion picks up the busted open Hurricane, before sending him into the Steel Ring Steps… THUD! The Hurricane clutches his arm - it seems he may have injured it in that last move from Stone Edge. He grabs The Hurricane once again by the hair and slams it against the mat a good few times, before shoving him onto the Spanish Announcers table… "un víba lá táblá smáshédo!!" We don't know what the hell their on about but we get the jist of it! Stone Edge follows and signals to cause some major punishment. He shoves The Hurricane between his legs. Everyone knows what's coming next - his signature move??!! Stone Edge lifts him up high into the air… POWER STO…NO! The Hurricane manages to wriggle his way out of it and starts trading blows with the champion! The Hurricane seems to get the better of Stone Edge, who begins to wobble and come off balance… THWACK!!! THE HURRICANE CLENCHES HIS HAND AROUND THE NECK OF STONE EDGE… HE STICKS HIS THUMB UP TO THE CROWD…. "ÓH NÓ SMÁSHÉDÓ DÉ MÓMMÁ MÍÁ!!"… HURRIIIII-SLAM… SMASH!!!! THE CROWD IS ESTATIC!
Scenes of absolute carnage can only describe what has happened here. "That’s two tables in one night!" Screams JR, who manages to fit his fat butt back in his seat after eating too many recipes out of his cookbook. 'Who ate all the pies…'
Back to the action and The referee has already begun his count and has reached 6 already, with no signs of moving from either man… 7… The Hurricane begins to stir…8…He's dragged himself up, dazed mind you… 9… crowd soils themselves, before The Hurricane reaches the ring! He slowly crawls over to the ladder, whilst Stone Edge has only just managed to get to his knee's let alone standing! The Hurricane pulls on the ropes to drag himself before waiting a few seconds to steady himself. This match has taken a lot out of these guys and its showing right now. Stone Edge is up, if a little un-steady and slowly makes it to ringside whilst The Hurricane is focused and grabs the ladder. He walks to the centre of the ring and unfolds the ladder… He eyes the belt before putting his foot onto the first step and beginning his climb. Stone Edge rolls into the ring and the crowd get a little more interested…The Hurricane is halfway and is so busy on the job in hand, he doesn’t notice Stone Edge climbing up on the other side of the ladder! The Hurricane is nearly there when he finally notices Stone Edge. He pulls him up by his hair and begins exchanging blows with the champion! Back and fourth they tirelessly go until Stone Edge blocks one of The Hurricane's punches and hits one of his own in the stomach of the Hurricane. Both are on the final step of either side of the ladder now and its beginning to wobble a little. The crowd are on their feet as Stone Edge drapes The Hurricane's arm over his head…Oh no…not from there surely…but he looks like Stone Edge has already made up his mind! …SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER…. BOOM!!! THAT ONE SHOOK THE RING!
Both men are down and gasping for breath. That certainly takes a lot out of you when you crash land onto the canvas from there. Stone Edge is the first up and looks over to The Hurricane, trying to focus himself. The Champ sees him in the middle of the ring, only just managing to heave himself up… Stone Edge makes his move… THE STONE WALLS!! HE'S GOT THE STONE WALLS LOCKED IN!! This match ain't gonna end with a submission, you have to collect the belt from way up there, but Stone Edge doesn't care, he wants to inflict pain to the challenger, who is indeed screaming in pain!! The referee begs for him to let go, but he's powerless, this move can last as long as Stone Edge wants it too!
'HURRICANE HURRICANE HURRICANE!!'
The crowd start getting behind their man… much to Stone Edge's disliking "Shut your damn freaking mouths!!". Stone Edge starts to apply even more pressure on the lower back of The Hurricane, but it seems its having no effect on the challenger whom seems to be getting some Hurri-powers from somewhere! He spins round and aims a kick right in the champ's mouth, and connects! The Hurricane leaps up with a burst of energy, where's he finding it all?! Stone Edge looks shocked and is on the back-hand of some right handers! He forces the champ towards the ropes before whipping him into them, Stone Edge bounces back and slides underneath The Hurricane, who spins round, ducks a clothesline attempt, hooks the arms of Stone Edge around his own head and slams him down to the mat with force!!
The Hurricane sees his chance, and so do the crowd as they sense the end for one of these two great athletes. He begins his climb slowly - The Hurricane knows how unsteady this ladder is! He's nearly there, the crowd blow the roof off, ARE WE GOING TO SEE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!?? HE REACHES THE TOP AND MAKES A GRAB FOR THE TITLE, HES TOUCHING IT!!…THE CROWD CAN'T BEAR IT, JUST GET THE DAMN TITLE OFF THAT HOOK!… BUT LOOK! STONE EDGE HAS SEEN HIS BELT BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM…BUT HE'S STILL NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!… HEY WHAT THE??!! THE LADDER IS FALLING!…. SMASH!! THE CAMERA PANS BACK TO THE RING… ITS STONE COLD!! HE PUSHED THE LADDER DOWN!!
But why didn't the referee see what has just happened?? We replay the action… Stone Edge was distracting him, faking an injury! By the time we look for Stone Cold, he's disappeared, hmm I wonder why…
Boo's and Jeer's surround the arena. If they didn't hate Stone Edge before they certainly hate him now! Stone Edge grabs the staggered Hurricane, he shoves him between his legs… The referee begs for him not too, The Hurricane is out cold! But Stone Edge doesn't listen, he shoves the Referee down, does a cut throat sign and… THE POWER STO… NO!! THE CROWD IS CHEERING LIKE MAD… ITS ANARCHY!!! STONE EDGE SHOVES THE HURRICANE DOWN… AND STARTS BATTLING IT OUT WITH ANARCHY… IT’S THE SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THE LEADERS OF THE TWO FACTIONS!!! THEY HAMMER AWAY AT EACH OTHER UNTIL ANARCHY GETS THE BETTER OF STONE EDGE… HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES… AND ON THE RETURN DELIVERS… "THE ANARCHIST… "THE ANARCHIST TO STONE EDGE KING!!!" Shouts JR, with chocolate doughnut dripping out of his mouth!
Anarchy leaves the scene, pleased with the damage he has caused tonight after Stone Cold denied The Hurricane an opportunity to become the new Cruiserweight champion. The crowd's cheers die down a little, before they turn in boo's and jeer's! Stone Edge has rolled out of the ring, still exhausted mind you, and grabbed the chair he used early on in the match!!! "This match has gone too far, get a referee out here quick!" Mutters JR, grabbing another chocolate doughnut and licking his lips.
Stone Edge rolls back into the ring and slams the chair down repeatedly against the mat and order's the Hurricane to "Get up you as$hole!!" The crowd has worried expressions on their faces… The Hurricane swaggers up and… somehow finds the strength to strike a Hurri-pose! The crowd cheers… BUT STONE EDGE SWINGS THE CHAIR WILDLY AND…MISSES!!! HE SPINS ROUND…WHAM!! THE HURRICANE JUST SUPERKICKED THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF STONE EDGE!!! HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! A referee sprints down to the ring to control this matchup!
Now, is this the time The Hurricane wins the title?! It could be as he takes his take setting up the ladder, making sure the belt is directly underneath it. The crowd gets behind him… He looks up to the sky, before climbing up… He reaches the top with no trouble at all, and with Stone Edge down… THE HURRICANE LOOKS SET TO BECOME THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! … HE MAKES A GRAB FOR THE TITLE… BUT IT MOVES UPWARDS??!! WHAT THE HELL??!! HE MAKES ANOTHER GRAB FOR IT… AND IT MOVES AWAY FROM HIM AGAIN… A SCREW JOB??!!… YES, LOOK IT THERE… IT'S STONE COLD… WAY UP HIGH IN THE BUILDING AND PULLING ON THE ROPE, TAKING THE BELT AWAY FROM THE HELPLESS HURRICANE!!
And now Stone Edge makes his way up the other side…but the Hurricane sees him coming and pulls him up via his hair and delivering the hardest off blows to the face of the champ!!
While all this is going on we didn't notice Vince McMahon! He's making his way down the ramp with a Mic in hand… "STONE COLD, IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN FROM UP THERE… YOUR FIRED, YOU HEAR ME, FIRED!!!" Everyone looks up at Stone Cold and… he makes his way down from the set! Vince keeps an eye on Stone Cold to make sure he comes down… BUT OUR ATTENTION IS TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE RING… THE HURRICANE HAS GOT THE BETTER OF STONE EDGE AND… THWACK!!! … THE ALL TOO FAMILIAR SOUND OF THAT HAND CLENCHING ROUND STONE EDGE'S NECK IS HEARD… THE HURRICANE EYES THE STEEL CHAIR DOWN BELLOW… THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS… "CITIZEN STONE EDGE, YOUR GOING DOWN!!"…CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER…. SMASH!! ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! "THE HURRICANE JUST CHOKESLAMMED STONE EDGE OFF A LADDER FROM AT LEAST 12 FEET KING!!"
The Hurricane looks up at the title…. No one to stop him now… HE GRABS THE TITLE AND BEGINS TO UNDO IT FROM THE ROPE…. THE CROWD CAN’T BEAR IT ONCE AGAIN… BUT THE WAITING IS OVER, THE HURRICANE BECOMES THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! THE CROWD BLOW THE ROOF OFF!!
The Hurricane falls to the mat with his title, he can't believe it! He's the new Cruiserweight champion! And he has overcome one of the best in the Cruiserweight division to get to it! He gets up and starts celebrating with his title. Stone Edge is out cold, I don't think he even knows he's lost the title!? The Hurricane makes his way to all Four Corners with his newly won title and strikes a Hurri-pose with it.
SMASH!! WHAT THE?!! ITS THAT MASKED MAN, WHO LEFT A MESSAGE ON THE TITAN-TRON EARLIER TONIGHT AND HE'S JUST CRACKED THE HURRICANE OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! THE CROWD ARE GOING BALLISTIC, SOME ONE GET OUT HERE AND HELP THE HURRICANE!!
AND INDEED SOMEONE IS… ITS ANARCHY TO THE RESCUE ONE AGAIN!!! HE SPRINTS INTO THE RING AND… GETS A CHAIR SHOT FOR HIS TROUBLES!!! STONE EDGE IS ALSO UP AND REALISES HE'S LOST THE TITLE… WITH FURY, HE BEGINS DEALING THE PUNISHMENT ALONG WITH HIS UNKNOWN PARTNER!!
The two kicks and punches away until they've had enough, they make their way out of the ring area with evil smirks across their faces. Who is this masked man?! And more importantly, why has he sided with the DoA?! We don't know, but make sure you don't go anywhere, FreeFall still has lots more to offer. Don't miss it!!
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Thanks for Reading
Scott.
We turn back to our colour commentators…
Right, well up next we have an exciting prospect for you all, The Cruiserweight Ladder, yes, Ladder match between Stone Edge (Jae17), the champion, whom has been for many months, and The Hurricane (RM18), a former Cruiserweight champion himself and SRW's very own superhero! Lets take a look at how this match has come about…
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The Hurricane was well on his way to FreeFall, after winning the No.1 Contendership matchup between he, Rey Mysterio, Christian and Scotty 2 Hotty…
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'BUT HE CAN’T PUT HIM AWAY! Hurricane gets up and starts exchanging punches with Rey but Mysterio still gets the better of it! He eventually takes him down with a bodyslam! Rey climbs up onto the turnbuckle and looks to put The Hurricane away with a 450’ Splash but Hurricane manages to roll out of the way! He gets up and signals for it! CHOKESLAM! REY MYSTERIO IS OUT! HURRICANE GETS THE COVER…
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NNOOOOOO! Kick Out! The Hurricane signals for another one… Rey, some time later, gets up… A SECOND CHOKESLAM AND ANOTHER COVER…
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3! The Hurricane (RM18) wins this thing, which to some, may be an upset but who’s that coming through the crowd! It’s the Cruiserweight Champ! He enters the ring but Hurricane doesn’t see him! Anarchy claps walking down the ramp but soon sees… He runs down to the ring but he’s too late… THE HURRICANE VICTOMISES THE POWER STONE!'
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As you can see tensions were already rising between the champ and his challenger and this went a level up when The Hurricane, along with Josh Matthews met Stone Edge and Crusher in a Tag team Grudge match…
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'FLYING CROSSBODY BY THE HURRICANE!! STONE EDGE ROLLS THROUGH!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT!! It was pretty close! Matthews takes out Crusher (Tazz)! Stone Edge recovers slower than the Hurricane, The Hurricane off the ropes, SPINEBUSTER BY STONE EDGE! Stone Edge is lining up for… THE POWER STONE!!!
CLANG!!! JOSH MATTHEWS HIT CRUSHER WITH THE CHAIR!!!
THE HURRICANE REVERSED THE POWER STONE!! HE HAS ROLLED UP STONE EDGE!!! 1… 2…
3!!! THE HURRICANE NICKS IT!! The Hurricane (RM18) slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp with Josh Matthews (DW) after picking up a sneaky win! Stone Edge (Jericho17) cannot believe what has happened and Crusher (Tazz) is out cold on the outside! The challenger for his title has just pinned him! Parental Advisory are victorious tonight but I feel Stone Edge will have something to say about that!'
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The penultimate event to have gone off in this saga came just a week before FreeFall, on last weeks Eclipse when Lillian Garcia got caught up in everyone's feud, including Stone Edge's and Hurricane's!
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'Lillian (Hercules) is finding it rather hard to keep up as she suddenly notices SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17), and she tries to get a word. “Stone Edge, you’ve been Cruiser Champ for many months now, are you confident of victory over The Hurricane (RM18) at Free-Fall?”
Stone Edge (Jae17) looks livid she even asked the question, “I’m not in a good mood, someone’s nicked my bag with all my clothes and money in it…wait a second…”
“Citizen Stone Edge! Is this what you are looking for?” It’s The Hurricane (RM18), and he’s got the Cruiser Champ’s bag!
Stone Edge (Jae17) begins to give chase and Hurricane (RM18), the camera desperately trying to keep up. They sprint through corridors and past wrestlers building up to quite a pace, even knocking down Crash and Jazz on the way!
And Hurricane (RM18) suddenly turns and throws the bag back in Stone Edge’s face, who falls embarrassingly on his ass! Hurricane (RM18) laughs and runs away, as Stone Edge (Jae17) sits up, livid!'
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And now the final chapter is set to be completed, here, tonight at FreeFall with the Cruiserweight title on the line……
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*Camera pans back to ringside*
"STAND BACK!! THERES A HURRIIICANE COMIN' THROUGH!!!!" The crowd suddenly erupts, they may be a little tired from tonight's events but there's no way their not gonna cheer for their favourite little superhero - The Hurricane!! The Hurricane poses in true Hurri style at the top of the rampway before making his way down to the ring confidently. He slides into the ring and poses for the crowd in all Four Corners before eyeing the ladder near the ring and looking up to the sky…
"KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!!" And here comes the Cruiserweight champion. Stone Edge! He appears from beneath the curtains and holds his title aloft, only to hear jeer's and boo's in response. He cockily struts down to the ring and sneers at the crowd. As he approaches the ring, he points at his belt, then Hurricane, who looks on in a Hurri-pose, and shakes his head…
AND THE HURRICANE DOESN'T LIKE THAT AS HE FLYS OVER THE TOP ROPE, KNOCKING THE CHAMPION DOWN WITH A SUPER CROSSBODY!! The crowd cheers in response and The Hurricane slams the champ's head against the side of the ring before shoving him into the ring.
Stone Edge is up quick though and scrambles to the ropes, The Hurricane ducks a clothesline attempt, and a Drop toe hold from the challenger that trips Stone Edge up and crashes his head against the canvas. The Hurricane is quick to act on his previous manoeuvre and locks on a side sleeper hold, keeping the champion down.
The Hurricane finally lets go and leaps up to the second rope…Double Axe Handle, No! Stone Edge avoids the outstretched arms of The Hurricane and delivers a vicious…SUPERKICK! NO! The Hurricane pushes the leg of Stone Edge down, spins him round, and delivers a falling clothesline taking the champion down! Nice reversal there.
The Hurricane sees the Ladder. He makes his way to the outside, grabs the ladder and chucks it over the top rope. He makes his way into the ring and immediately takes punishment from Stone Edge who begins hammering away with right and left hands. The champ whips him into the ropes and delivers a Drop Toe hold of his own - onto the Ladder… CRASH! Face first!
And now Stone Edge makes his way up top. He steady's himself, before leaping high into the air, looking to land a Flying leg drop onto The Hurricane's neck…
But The Hurricane rolls off the ladder at the last second and… SMASH! Stone Edge just landed on top of the ladder! That’s gotta hurt and it seems it did as Stone Edge clutches the lower half of his back in agony. Stone Edge makes his way up, still in pain, back turned to Hurricane who is in Hurri-pose and getting the crowd going… Jumping neckbreaker delivered to Stone Edge!
The Hurricane looks at Stone Edge, whom is still reeling the effects of crash landing into the ladder as well as the Neckbreaker! The Hurricane rubs his chin before picking up the ladder and begins setting it up in the middle of the ring! The crowd start to get a little bit more excited, as The Hurricane takes his time in placing the ladder directly underneath the Cruiserweight title - Suspended high up in the air. All this time has given Stone Edge to recover who shakes his head and makes a dash for The Hurricane, who turns and ducks the right hand of The champion, before taking him down with an arm drag… and an arm drag of the Champ's own. Some fast paced action here in this matchup as The Hurricane goes for the clothesline, only to be counted by a Swinging Neckbreaker of the champs own!
And now Stone Edge begins the climb for the title! As he gets about halfway up the ladder, the crowd start to get a little worried - The Hurricane is only just dragging himself up via the ropes and doesn't realise that this match could soon be over! The Champ is almost at the top, with one step to go… The Hurricane realises and propels himself into the ropes flying into the ladder…. It topples, Stone Edge panics… and the Ladder goes flying into the ropes and Stone Edge all the way to the outside!!
The Hurricane stands on his knee's as he gets his breath back whilst keeping on eye on the dazed Stone Edge on the outside. He takes his eye off him for one second and that’s all it takes for Stone Edge to disappear. The Hurricane looks bewildered before running into the ropes and launching himself in the direction of Stone Edge's guessed location… WHAM!!! Crikey mate! STONE EDGE JUST THWACKED THE HURRICANE WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN… MID-AIR!!!!
A mixture of 'Ooh's and jeers' fills the arena. They don't like the actions of Stone Edge but it would certainly look good on camera if you know what I mean! As they recuperate, we take a look at a replay and see the moment when Stone Edge temporarily disappeared - underneath the ring, to the get the Steel Chair! The cocky champion picks up the busted open Hurricane, before sending him into the Steel Ring Steps… THUD! The Hurricane clutches his arm - it seems he may have injured it in that last move from Stone Edge. He grabs The Hurricane once again by the hair and slams it against the mat a good few times, before shoving him onto the Spanish Announcers table… "un víba lá táblá smáshédo!!" We don't know what the hell their on about but we get the jist of it! Stone Edge follows and signals to cause some major punishment. He shoves The Hurricane between his legs. Everyone knows what's coming next - his signature move??!! Stone Edge lifts him up high into the air… POWER STO…NO! The Hurricane manages to wriggle his way out of it and starts trading blows with the champion! The Hurricane seems to get the better of Stone Edge, who begins to wobble and come off balance… THWACK!!! THE HURRICANE CLENCHES HIS HAND AROUND THE NECK OF STONE EDGE… HE STICKS HIS THUMB UP TO THE CROWD…. "ÓH NÓ SMÁSHÉDÓ DÉ MÓMMÁ MÍÁ!!"… HURRIIIII-SLAM… SMASH!!!! THE CROWD IS ESTATIC!
Scenes of absolute carnage can only describe what has happened here. "That’s two tables in one night!" Screams JR, who manages to fit his fat butt back in his seat after eating too many recipes out of his cookbook. 'Who ate all the pies…'
Back to the action and The referee has already begun his count and has reached 6 already, with no signs of moving from either man… 7… The Hurricane begins to stir…8…He's dragged himself up, dazed mind you… 9… crowd soils themselves, before The Hurricane reaches the ring! He slowly crawls over to the ladder, whilst Stone Edge has only just managed to get to his knee's let alone standing! The Hurricane pulls on the ropes to drag himself before waiting a few seconds to steady himself. This match has taken a lot out of these guys and its showing right now. Stone Edge is up, if a little un-steady and slowly makes it to ringside whilst The Hurricane is focused and grabs the ladder. He walks to the centre of the ring and unfolds the ladder… He eyes the belt before putting his foot onto the first step and beginning his climb. Stone Edge rolls into the ring and the crowd get a little more interested…The Hurricane is halfway and is so busy on the job in hand, he doesn’t notice Stone Edge climbing up on the other side of the ladder! The Hurricane is nearly there when he finally notices Stone Edge. He pulls him up by his hair and begins exchanging blows with the champion! Back and fourth they tirelessly go until Stone Edge blocks one of The Hurricane's punches and hits one of his own in the stomach of the Hurricane. Both are on the final step of either side of the ladder now and its beginning to wobble a little. The crowd are on their feet as Stone Edge drapes The Hurricane's arm over his head…Oh no…not from there surely…but he looks like Stone Edge has already made up his mind! …SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER…. BOOM!!! THAT ONE SHOOK THE RING!
Both men are down and gasping for breath. That certainly takes a lot out of you when you crash land onto the canvas from there. Stone Edge is the first up and looks over to The Hurricane, trying to focus himself. The Champ sees him in the middle of the ring, only just managing to heave himself up… Stone Edge makes his move… THE STONE WALLS!! HE'S GOT THE STONE WALLS LOCKED IN!! This match ain't gonna end with a submission, you have to collect the belt from way up there, but Stone Edge doesn't care, he wants to inflict pain to the challenger, who is indeed screaming in pain!! The referee begs for him to let go, but he's powerless, this move can last as long as Stone Edge wants it too!
'HURRICANE HURRICANE HURRICANE!!'
The crowd start getting behind their man… much to Stone Edge's disliking "Shut your damn freaking mouths!!". Stone Edge starts to apply even more pressure on the lower back of The Hurricane, but it seems its having no effect on the challenger whom seems to be getting some Hurri-powers from somewhere! He spins round and aims a kick right in the champ's mouth, and connects! The Hurricane leaps up with a burst of energy, where's he finding it all?! Stone Edge looks shocked and is on the back-hand of some right handers! He forces the champ towards the ropes before whipping him into them, Stone Edge bounces back and slides underneath The Hurricane, who spins round, ducks a clothesline attempt, hooks the arms of Stone Edge around his own head and slams him down to the mat with force!!
The Hurricane sees his chance, and so do the crowd as they sense the end for one of these two great athletes. He begins his climb slowly - The Hurricane knows how unsteady this ladder is! He's nearly there, the crowd blow the roof off, ARE WE GOING TO SEE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!?? HE REACHES THE TOP AND MAKES A GRAB FOR THE TITLE, HES TOUCHING IT!!…THE CROWD CAN'T BEAR IT, JUST GET THE DAMN TITLE OFF THAT HOOK!… BUT LOOK! STONE EDGE HAS SEEN HIS BELT BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM…BUT HE'S STILL NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!… HEY WHAT THE??!! THE LADDER IS FALLING!…. SMASH!! THE CAMERA PANS BACK TO THE RING… ITS STONE COLD!! HE PUSHED THE LADDER DOWN!!
But why didn't the referee see what has just happened?? We replay the action… Stone Edge was distracting him, faking an injury! By the time we look for Stone Cold, he's disappeared, hmm I wonder why…
Boo's and Jeer's surround the arena. If they didn't hate Stone Edge before they certainly hate him now! Stone Edge grabs the staggered Hurricane, he shoves him between his legs… The referee begs for him not too, The Hurricane is out cold! But Stone Edge doesn't listen, he shoves the Referee down, does a cut throat sign and… THE POWER STO… NO!! THE CROWD IS CHEERING LIKE MAD… ITS ANARCHY!!! STONE EDGE SHOVES THE HURRICANE DOWN… AND STARTS BATTLING IT OUT WITH ANARCHY… IT’S THE SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THE LEADERS OF THE TWO FACTIONS!!! THEY HAMMER AWAY AT EACH OTHER UNTIL ANARCHY GETS THE BETTER OF STONE EDGE… HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES… AND ON THE RETURN DELIVERS… "THE ANARCHIST… "THE ANARCHIST TO STONE EDGE KING!!!" Shouts JR, with chocolate doughnut dripping out of his mouth!
Anarchy leaves the scene, pleased with the damage he has caused tonight after Stone Cold denied The Hurricane an opportunity to become the new Cruiserweight champion. The crowd's cheers die down a little, before they turn in boo's and jeer's! Stone Edge has rolled out of the ring, still exhausted mind you, and grabbed the chair he used early on in the match!!! "This match has gone too far, get a referee out here quick!" Mutters JR, grabbing another chocolate doughnut and licking his lips.
Stone Edge rolls back into the ring and slams the chair down repeatedly against the mat and order's the Hurricane to "Get up you as$hole!!" The crowd has worried expressions on their faces… The Hurricane swaggers up and… somehow finds the strength to strike a Hurri-pose! The crowd cheers… BUT STONE EDGE SWINGS THE CHAIR WILDLY AND…MISSES!!! HE SPINS ROUND…WHAM!! THE HURRICANE JUST SUPERKICKED THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF STONE EDGE!!! HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! A referee sprints down to the ring to control this matchup!
Now, is this the time The Hurricane wins the title?! It could be as he takes his take setting up the ladder, making sure the belt is directly underneath it. The crowd gets behind him… He looks up to the sky, before climbing up… He reaches the top with no trouble at all, and with Stone Edge down… THE HURRICANE LOOKS SET TO BECOME THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! … HE MAKES A GRAB FOR THE TITLE… BUT IT MOVES UPWARDS??!! WHAT THE HELL??!! HE MAKES ANOTHER GRAB FOR IT… AND IT MOVES AWAY FROM HIM AGAIN… A SCREW JOB??!!… YES, LOOK IT THERE… IT'S STONE COLD… WAY UP HIGH IN THE BUILDING AND PULLING ON THE ROPE, TAKING THE BELT AWAY FROM THE HELPLESS HURRICANE!!
And now Stone Edge makes his way up the other side…but the Hurricane sees him coming and pulls him up via his hair and delivering the hardest off blows to the face of the champ!!
While all this is going on we didn't notice Vince McMahon! He's making his way down the ramp with a Mic in hand… "STONE COLD, IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN FROM UP THERE… YOUR FIRED, YOU HEAR ME, FIRED!!!" Everyone looks up at Stone Cold and… he makes his way down from the set! Vince keeps an eye on Stone Cold to make sure he comes down… BUT OUR ATTENTION IS TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE RING… THE HURRICANE HAS GOT THE BETTER OF STONE EDGE AND… THWACK!!! … THE ALL TOO FAMILIAR SOUND OF THAT HAND CLENCHING ROUND STONE EDGE'S NECK IS HEARD… THE HURRICANE EYES THE STEEL CHAIR DOWN BELLOW… THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS… "CITIZEN STONE EDGE, YOUR GOING DOWN!!"…CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER…. SMASH!! ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! "THE HURRICANE JUST CHOKESLAMMED STONE EDGE OFF A LADDER FROM AT LEAST 12 FEET KING!!"
The Hurricane looks up at the title…. No one to stop him now… HE GRABS THE TITLE AND BEGINS TO UNDO IT FROM THE ROPE…. THE CROWD CAN’T BEAR IT ONCE AGAIN… BUT THE WAITING IS OVER, THE HURRICANE BECOMES THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! THE CROWD BLOW THE ROOF OFF!!
The Hurricane falls to the mat with his title, he can't believe it! He's the new Cruiserweight champion! And he has overcome one of the best in the Cruiserweight division to get to it! He gets up and starts celebrating with his title. Stone Edge is out cold, I don't think he even knows he's lost the title!? The Hurricane makes his way to all Four Corners with his newly won title and strikes a Hurri-pose with it.
SMASH!! WHAT THE?!! ITS THAT MASKED MAN, WHO LEFT A MESSAGE ON THE TITAN-TRON EARLIER TONIGHT AND HE'S JUST CRACKED THE HURRICANE OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! THE CROWD ARE GOING BALLISTIC, SOME ONE GET OUT HERE AND HELP THE HURRICANE!!
AND INDEED SOMEONE IS… ITS ANARCHY TO THE RESCUE ONE AGAIN!!! HE SPRINTS INTO THE RING AND… GETS A CHAIR SHOT FOR HIS TROUBLES!!! STONE EDGE IS ALSO UP AND REALISES HE'S LOST THE TITLE… WITH FURY, HE BEGINS DEALING THE PUNISHMENT ALONG WITH HIS UNKNOWN PARTNER!!
The two kicks and punches away until they've had enough, they make their way out of the ring area with evil smirks across their faces. Who is this masked man?! And more importantly, why has he sided with the DoA?! We don't know, but make sure you don't go anywhere, FreeFall still has lots more to offer. Don't miss it!!
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Thanks for Reading
Scott.
Euro-continental Time limit title - anything goes:
Triple H (Ant) Vs Chris Jericho (Figo) Vs Sean O'Haire (Lipe) Vs Rhyno (Random Hero) Vs Edge (RM18) Vs Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) Vs Crash (Grandprix) Vs Kane (Starlight) Vs Goldust (AfroJoe)
Written by LL Cool T
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. SRW Free Fall is coming to you live, courtesy of SpecialReserve.TV, and up next we have what promises to be one of the most insane, desperate, madcap struggles we’re ever likely to see in this federation. 9 competitors, one title… but what’s the time limit? Reaver(Ant) has told us that he specifically waited until tonight to tell us the time limit, and we only presume that he’s going to come out now and tell us…
*Arena flooded with gold light*
Apparently not, ladies and gentlemen! Because, for all our viewing pleasure, here comes the first contender for this highly-valued prize, the Euro-Continental Title – Goldust(AfroJoe)! Admittedly not the favourite for the belt, what with some main-event wrestlers in this match, but I’ve been getting opinion in the back, and this guy is considered to be quite the dark horse. The Shattered Dreams, Director’s Cut and Curtain Call could easily see the belt go his way. He’s entering the ring, removing the wig and parading himself to the crowd: it’s an impressive following he’s got there in the crowd tonight! The arena’s been returned to usual colour, as Goldust awaits the next wrestler.
*You think you know me!*
Edge(RM18) is here, ladies and gentlemen! The arena’s descended into a melee of darkness and spotlights, the crowd’s loving it, but Edge… he’s nowhere to be seen! Wait! He’s been found by one of the spotlights, battling his way through his legions of followers, returning to this old entrance gimmick of 1999 fame. He’s somehow managed to get through the screeching masses, and has leapt heroically over the guard barrier, making his way into the ring. Sensibly avoiding any sort of altercation with Goldust(AJ), Edge stands atop the turnbuckle for his adoring fans! I can barely hear myself! SRW said let there be light, and there was as the lights come back on, and we wait for the next combatant.
*Crash’s music hits*
Crash(Grandprix) is sprinting for his life towards the ring, a face full of fear! He’s slid into the ring, where he’s been caught by Edge(RM18) and Goldust(AJ), but I’d imagine that that’s the least of his problems – who the Hell was he running from? Wait a second, it’s Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man)! Swiftly followed by O'Haire(Lipe)! They’re both bleeding from the forehead, and not moving well at all, it seems! This is havoc – double flapjack on Crash in the ring! Who’s responsible for all this carnage?
*Explosion!*
I should have known – it’s Kane(Starlight)! The Big Red Machine has been busting these people up worse than Iraqi civilians in a US air-raid! Kane is running to the ring, clearly a man on a mission, taking out both O'Haire(Lipe) and Guerrero(Cong Man) on the way! He’s in the ring now, Goldust(AJ) goes up, gets knocked down! Edge(RM18) – ditto! Crash(Grandprix), still recovering from that crushing double flapjack, is down, facing the lights! Kane, however, is showing no mercy tonight – he’s got Crash by the throat on the canvas! Wow! He’s lifting Crash up in a single movement, right above his head! Kane’s got Crash Holly, and he’s edging towards the ropes with him… CHOKESLAM TO THE CONCRETE! Good night New Orleans! We won’t be seeing too much from Crash in this match from now on, I’ll wager!
Kane(Starlight) would do well to take note of what’s going on outside – Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) and Sean O'Haire(Lipe) are talking amongst themselves, while Kane picks up Goldust(AJ) in a press slam – and drops him on his face! Guerrero and O'Haire are conspiring with each other, and now charge the ring! Kane(Starlight) turns around, but it’s surely too late- hey! O'Haire and Guerrero are attacking each other! Their double-crossing natures have got the best of them, but Kane’s already had enough of this, and clotheslines the both of them!
*Small explosion*
Screw the countdown, says Y2J! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, the Living Legend, the Highlight of the Night, Chris Jericho(Figo) himself has entered into this madness!
*Screeching electric guitar*
That’s Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno has arrived on the scene, and immediately GORES Y2J IN THE BACK! Jericho is down! Unbelievable entrance by the last ever ECW Heavyweight and TV Champion! If you ask me, this guy is owed a title, and he’s where my money went (don’t tell the wife)! That means, if my arithmetic is correct, and it probably isn’t, we’re waiting just one last person, The Game, Triple H(Ant)!But so far, we’ve seen no sign of him – chicken, you say? Hang on there, here’s the commish! Reaver(Ant) is just standing at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, no doubt waiting to tell us all what the time limit for the orchestrated mayhem is!
Reaver: Well, well… looks like our Euro-Continental match is off to a good start, doesn’t it? Good to see, good to see… OK, I’m betting that you’re all salivating over this piece of news I’m about to give you. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all yadda yadda yadda… I have, in this envelope, the time limit that has been set for this match!
*Crowd cheers*
Reaver: OK… The official time limit for this Euro-Continental Title match-up is… 37 minutes, 28 seconds!
*Crowd cheers in confusion*
Well, you can’t accuse our Commish of being unoriginal! 37:25 has been put up on the timer…
DING! DING! DING!
And the match has begun… without Triple H(Ant)?! Obviously! Kane(Starlight) punches Jericho(Figo) square in the mouth! Y2J has been felled early on by a knockout punch from Kane! O'Haire(Lipe) comes up from behind and clubs Kane on the back on the head, as everyone else in the match has retired to outside the ring, plundering the underside of the ring for it’s fatal booty! Kane has picked Jericho up, and whipped him into the ropes – Big Boot! And how! Kane covers Jericho:
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Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) spins O'Haire(Lipe) around, and clocks him with, yes, a clock! The cuckoo clock smashes and O'Haire has hit the floor, but leaps up suddenly and throws Eddie over the guard barrier into the fans! As O'Haire leaps over the barrier to continue his beat-down of the El Paso native, Goldust(AJ) is being beaten up by a positively mental Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno has thrown Goldust back in the ring, but gets stopped by Edge(RM18), who lows blow him! Edge lays into Rhyno with boots, and Y2J now pounces on Goldust! He’s got a stop sign, and smacks Goldust over the head with it! Once more! And again, for the good times! Goldust cannot know where he is, surely! But he’s getting up… slowly! Jericho(Figo) notices this, bounces off the ropes, AND BULLDOGS HIM ONTO THE SIGN! Goldust could be out… that could be all! Jericho covers Goldust:
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Broken up by both Edge(RM18) and Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno hauls up Y2J, while Edge takes Goldust(AJ) by the ears, and both are thrown out of the ring! Edge and Rhyno have commandeered the ring! Edge tries to get the upper hand, and school boys Rhyno:
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Kick out by Rhyno(Random Hero) at 2, and both men run at each other, looking for the shoulder block! Rhyno knocks down Edge(RM18) this time, though, and runs towards the ropes; Edge ducks down; Rhyno comes back at goes for the clothesline; Edge ducks; Rhyno goes for another clothesline; Edge ducks again; Rhyno just lands a toe kick to the gut of Edge, and then whips the Toronto native into the ropes, and lifts him up into a press slam… delayed press slam… very impressive show of strength by Rhyno… he drops Edge down behind hi- NO! School boy by Edge! Here’s the count:
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Kick out! Rhyno(Random Hero) grabs Edge(RM18) by the hair, but Edge escapes with elbows to the gut. He runs at Rhyno, who ducks his attacks; Edge bounces off the ropes, but Rhyno catches him and BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE ROPES! Right onto Crash(Grandprix)! Edge and Crash have been annihilated by this angry monster – the Big F’N Deal is here, and he means business, folks!
Chris Jericho(Figo) has abandoned this ringside confusion to pursue O'Haire(Lipe) and Guerrero(Cong Man)’s venture into the crowd – he’s caught up with Guerrero now, but Guerrero just turns around and smashes Jericho in the face! Jericho is still vulnerable in the face from that unadulterated pummelling he took at the hands of Steve Austin mere months ago! As the Living Legend goes down clutching his nose, Sean O'Haire capitalises by putting Latino Heat in a sleeper, and is now dragging him to the flight of stairs… this does not look good! That flight of stairs leads to a technical area, where our TV broadcast is maintained! Enough damage in there, and we could be off the air!
O'Haire(Lipe) has managed to shove Guerrero(Cong Man) up the stairs and nearer to that room… this is not where Guerrero wants to be at all, not least because the two of them are nowhere near the main part of the action! They can only pin in the ring, and they sure ain’t in the ring, ladies and gentlemen! Hold on, here’s Jericho(Figo) – WHAM! O'Haire dodged out of the way, and Jericho slammed himself directly into the door of the technical area! Eddie Guerrero takes advantage of O'Haire’s lack of concentration, and low blows O'Haire!
Meanwhile, with Edge(RM18) and Crash(Grandprix) out of action outside the ring, Rhyno(Random Hero) has been taking on both Kane(Starlight) and Goldust(AJ) at once, and he’s not doing bad, I’ll tell you! Kane tries for a clothesline, Rhyno ducks it, and Kane catches Goldust! That’s not what he wants to happen, as Rhyno is proving enough of a challenge for the both of them! Rhyno charges at Kane and chop-blocks the knee! Kane collapses to the canvas, and Rhyno puts Kane(Starlight)’s left leg into a simple leg lock, which is subtly twisting Kane’s knee, so much so that Kane may not be that concerned by it at the moment – soon enough, though, the immense leg strength of Rhyno(Random Hero) will be making a difference, I assure you! Edge(RM18) has started to stir on the outside, and is now climbing atop the nearest turnbuckle – DIVING HEADBUTT TO RHYNO! Edge steals a page from the Encyclopaedia Benoitica with that move, and breaks Rhyno’s grasp of Kane’s leg – Kane’s up, but he’s after Edge!
As all this is happening down at ringside (and worryingly close to my good self) Sean O'Haire(Lipe) is handing Chris Jericho(Figo)’s aS$ to him, while Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) hides behind a nearby stack of boxes. O'Haire scoops up Jericho and slams him down hard! Y2J quickly manages to get up, but O'Haire is having none of it, as he scoop slams him down again! But Jericho is getting up once again! O'Haire looks astounded, but doesn’t let that stop him as he tilta-whirl back-breakers Jericho! Eddie Guerrero looks on, and now decides to launch a sneak attack on O'Haire – but O'Haire(Lipe) just grabs Guerrero(Cong Man)’s arms, forces him backwards, AND PUSHES HIM DOWN THE STAIRS! NO! UNBELIEVABLE! Good God Almighty, why the Hell did he do that? Eddie Guerrero was actually pushed so hard that he flew above about half the steps, before his legs caught the others and he effectively tripped up, backwards, and in mid-air! Jesus Christ alive! Did you see Guerrero’s head just smack one of those steps? That’s SICK! Eddie’s out at the bottom of the stairs, O'Haire’s just looking on, I’ve got the producers screaming in my ear, I don’t know what to do – this is madness! And now- wait just a minute, Y2J’s grabbed Sean in a head-arm lock (very Taz-like!) and is running with O'Haire(Lipe) in his arms towards- OH GOD NO! Jericho’s just leapt through the pane glass window of the technical room, drilling O'Haire’s head through the glass, along with Y2J’s own! The Ayatollah sacrificed himself to destroy Sean O'Haire! There’s glass scattered all over the technical room, some of the technical staff are bleeding, both our wrestlers are down and soaked in there own crimson – someone’s got to stop this insanity, surely!
We’re going to take you to an action replay now, to show you a HUGE move hit by Kane(Starlight) on Rhyno(Random Hero) that you missed while we were watching the events between those three now-broken men!
*Action replay*
Now, you can see Kane(Starlight) and Rhyno(Random Hero) there, watch Kane… He smacks Rhyno very hard in the face with a right hand, then he runs to the corner, leaps onto second, then third rope, and hits a MOONSAULT CROSS-BODY ON RHYNO! Rhyno was destroyed in that attack, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen such athleticism from the 300 lb übermonster!
*Back to live action*
Kane(Starlight) neglected the opportunity to go for a pin, instead favouring to watch what was going on up in the technical area, but has now pulled Rhyno(Random Hero) up by the hair, and is scooping him up… Tombstone?! Rhyno’s in trouble here, but here’s Edge(RM18) now – he’s up top the top turnbuckle now, but he seems to be trying to communicate with Kane… Edge leaps off – SPIKE TOMBSTONE! Rhyno’s been decimated with that move! But now Kane gets back up, Edge turns around – CHOKESLAM ON EDGE! Kane covers Edge:
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3! With 25:57 left, we have our first pin! Kane(Starlight) is the one to beat, and if he’s able to avoid being pinned for the next 25 or so minutes, he’s the Euro-Continental champion! And judging by the carnage surrounding him, there shouldn’t be too many challenges from any of these combatants! But there’s Goldust(AJ)! He goes up to Kane – but Kane’s got him, and now hits a huge powerbomb on Goldust! Goldust rolls out of the ring – and under it?! Crazy!
Let’s go back to the technical area and see what’s being done to help these tortured souls covered in blood and glass – nothing, obviously! The technical crew have all but abandoned the place, barring our main man Phil, and neither Jericho(Figo) nor O'Haire(Lipe) are actually moving at all. How’s Eddie, I hear you cry – well, he’s not moving either, I’m sad to say. This is ridiculous – where’re the EMTs?! We need help here, and we need it now!
Wait, Crash Holly(Grandprix) is moving down near the ring! He’s on his hands and knees, trying to get in the ring – that’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever known! He’s managed to crawl into the ring now, where he sees the devastation that Kane(Starlight) has caused, and now he scrambles out! He’s sped underneath the ring, but now he’s got Kane following him! Kane slides out of the ring, lifts up the ring cover, but gets a mouth full of fire extinguisher! Crash sprayed it right in his face – great strategy by Crash! Crash is now throwing all manner of objects into the ring – everything except the kitchen sink! And there’s the kitchen sink! But Kane stops it with a knee to the mid-section! He’s got Crash by the throat – he lifts him up – and crotches him on the guard barrier! Kane(Starlight)’s now looking under the ring, and he’s brought out a baking tray; he’s telling a fan to hold it in front of Crash(Grandprix)’s face! The fan can only oblige, as Kane gets up onto the ring apron, takes a run up – and leaps for a huge haymaker to the face of Crash! That’s not going to be pleasant! Crash has tumbled off the barrier, right into Kane’s grasp – Kane now throws Crash into the ring –
BIG NEWS! Chris Jericho(Figo) is moving up in the technical area! Sadly, the same cannot be said for Sean O'Haire(Lipe), or Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man). The Highlight of the Night, who may have just given us the Spot of the Night so far, grimaces as he throws his arms onto a technical dock to try and hoist himself up.
Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is being tended to by some fans, but thy don’t seem to be getting much of a response from him at the moment… down in the ring, Kane(Starlight) is just destroying Crash(Grandprix) with a series of slams and shots. He whips Crash into the ropes, and hits a magnificent powerslam! Kane now grabs a broom, and is sizing up his prey… Crash is just about getting up to his feet, but Kane brings the broom down across his back! Good Lord, it snapped in two! Crash is back, face-down on the mat, as Kane goes back to Edge(RM18) and Rhyno(Random Hero). Rhyno has barely recovered from that stunning Spike Tombstone, but now he has to contend with the Big Red Machine again – but he’s not afraid, launching rights and lefts, rights and lefts, and now a huge boot to the groin! Kane gets whipped to the ropes, Rhyno runs to the opposite ropes, ducks a clothesline attempt by Kane – GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno just gored Kane, right in the middle of the ring! Rhyno goes for the cover:
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3! With 19:42 left on the clock, Rhyno(Random Hero) has taken the mantle from Kane(Starlight)! But wait – SCHOOL BOY BY EDGE(RM18)!
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3! Just like that, with 19:38 left, Edge(RM18) has effectively stolen the title from Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno is livid to the point of his blood vessels bursting, and Edge takes the hint, speeding out of the ring and up the ramp.
*Huge crash! The set is destroyed*
WHAT THE HELL – IT’S A LORRY! A LORRY! A LORRY, FOR GOD’S SAKE! Who’s in it?! Who the Hell is driving that lorry?! It’s driving down the ramp, right after Edge(RM18)! Edge dives out of the way, as the lorry slams against the ring! Who’s in it?! The door opens… great, the guy’s got a balaclava and is in an orange boiler suit! He climbs up onto the cab of the lorry; he’s pulling the mask off – IT’S TRIPLE H(Ant)! Triple H! He dives off the lorry, and right onto Kane(Starlight)! He’s pounding away at Kane’s face, such strong right hands! Rhyno(Random Hero) wants in, and he double-axe handles HHH – but The Game’s having none of that! HHH grabs Rhyno, and whips him into the ropes – SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE KITCHEN SINK! Rhyno can’t be loving that! As Rhyno cries out in pain from that assault on his back, Triple H(Ant) turns his attention to the current champion, Edge(RM18) – and now the chase is on!
Edge(RM18) leaps over the barrier, right into the fans at ringside, and Triple H(Ant) follows him! They’re heading in the direction of the mess in the technical area! Chris Jericho(Figo) is now actually on his feet, ladies and gents! I can’t see, but I think O'Haire(Lipe) is also moving to some degree, as well. Edge and Triple H are now within reach of the stairs, where Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is still being tended to by some fans. Edge is trying to run as fast as he can up the stairs, but is he aware that Chris Jericho is now able to attack him? Triple H is closing in on the Canadian, and there’s Y2J – he goes for a clothesline on Edge, but gets The Game! Edge and Jericho turn to face each other – Edge(RM18) goes for a right hand, Jericho(Figo) ducks, goes for one of his own, Edge blocks that, goes for another right hand, Jericho blocks that, they’ve melded into a modified tie-up here, each trying to get the better of the other – BUT SEAN O’HAIRE LEAPS FROM BEHIND THE TECHNICAL DOCK AND HITS A HUGE FLYING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! What a harrowing sight! The bloodied, beaten and bruised O'Haire(Lipe) leapt into view, wailing like a demon, face like thunder, and took out both Edge and Jericho! Triple H(Ant) is back up, and has gone down the stairs to go after Eddie!
Guerrero(Cong Man) is in a lot of trouble, and The Game knows it – he’s lifted Latino Heat up, but Eddie’s firing at him with rights and lefts! DDT BY GUERRERO! Triple H(Ant) is down and out, but Eddie’s now got his second wind! He’s heading towards the ring – good Lord, look at the back of his head! There’s blood everywhere! He must have had it cracked open! Nevertheless, Eddie is heading back to the ring, even though the champion is actually back in the technical area – I’ll let it pass, seeing as Eddie Guerrero should really be in comatose by now! He’s crawled over the barrier, but Goldust(AJ) has sprung from beneath the ring with a trash can! He swings it at Guerrero(Cong Man), but Eddie grabs it, takes it from him, and puts it over Goldust’s head! DROPKICK BY EDDIE TO THE CAN! Goldust is down, as Eddie now invades the ring! Kane(Starlight) steps up, but gets knocked down! Rhyno(Random Hero) tries his luck, but gets a right hand for a prize! Kane’s back up, but Eddie runs to the outside, where he is met by a bloody Crash(Grandprix)! The littlest Holly has a chair, and swings it at Eddie – misses, but manages to ram the side of it right into Eddie’s stomach! Eddie falls to the floor, AND CRASH SMACKS HIM WITH THE CHAIR! It looked as though Eddie managed to cover his head with his hands and arms, but that’s scant consolation at the minute!
Goldust(AJ) is showing signs of a recovery on the outside, but the place to be is by the technical area, as Triple H(Ant) is clearly not himself, after that shocking DDT on the concrete by Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man)! Sean O'Haire(Lipe), back from the dead, is dominating both Edge(RM18) and Y2J, Chris Jericho(Figo), with strong shots to the stomach! Simple, but it works! Edge is up, but gets caught by a toe kick to the stomach, and now Sean O'Haire seems to be trying for a powerbomb – he’s pointing over the edge of the ledge! Edge has to escape, or tonight, his career could be over! O’Haire’s got him on his shoulders, but Edge is punching away at Sean! Edge(RM18) rolls back down, and is trying to back drop O'Haire(Lipe) over the edge! That’s a good 20 feet of sheer drop! O'Haire’s gone over – WAIT! HE’S STILL HOLDING ON TO THE EDGE! O'Haire has a chance! He’s flipped himself over! He’s safe! But Chris Jericho(Figo) and Edge both hit him with a clothesline each! That had velocity, heat, and various other WWE shows to it!
Triple H(Ant) is up, and coming up the stairs! He’s after something to hurt! But as he’s climbing up the stairs, Sean O'Haire(Lipe) is pushing Edge(RM18) back down them! I don’t know how O'Haire got back up, took out The Ayatollah AND managed to subdue Edge, but that’s not important right now, as Y2J starts to follow, pushing Edge down towards the ring with O'Haire! And now Triple H is helping the other two push Edge to the ring, where he can be pinned, and his championship lost! They’ve muscled the Toronto native over the guard barrier, but Edge(RM18) is now running for his life – but there’s Kane(Starlight)! BIG BOOT! Good night, Edge! Kane picks Edge up, throws him in the ring, but Triple H, Jericho(Figo) and O'Haire(Lipe) have pounced on the Big Red Machine! They’ve obviously realised his power and ferocity, so now they’re isolating him and eliminating a threat!
Back in the ring, Rhyno(Random Hero) has been mauling Crash(Grandprix)-
*10 MINUTE WARNING*
10 minutes of this craziness left, folks! Hold on tight! Anyway, as I was saying, Rhyno(Random Hero) has all but killed Crash(Grandprix) by now, and now he focuses all his attention on the fallen Edge(RM18)! Edge is picked up by the Manbeast, and whipped hard into the corner! Rhyno charges – AND GORES EDGE! Rhyno doesn’t let Edge rest, though, as he holds Edge up – PILEDRIVER! Rhyno goes for the cover:
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Goldust(AJ) breaks up the count with a elbow and trash can lid combination from the top! Rhyno(Random Hero) rolls to the side, clutching at the back of his head, as Goldust makes a cover:
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3! Goldust(AJ) is the champion! 8:52 left, and Goldust is the man to get! But here’s Sean O'Haire(lipe)! He tries a running forearm, but Goldust ducks; kicks backwards – LOW BLOW! Nice shot! But as he turns to look at O'Haire – GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno(Random Hero) gored Goldust out of nowhere! He covers him:
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Chris Jericho(Figo) breaks it up with a kendo stick! He pulls Rhyno(Random Hero) away from Goldust(AJ), and covers the Bizarre One himself:
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3! Jericho(Figo) takes the title with 8:33 left on the clock! But Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is back up, absolutely soaked in blood! HOLD ON! PEDIGREE ON THE OUTSIDE TO KANE! Triple H(Ant) has made his mark, and Kane(Starlight) won’t be seeing too much action in this match anymore! Back in the ring, and Eddie Guerrero is now testing Chris Jericho’s ability to wrestle – arm drag by Guerrero; one by Jericho to Latino Heat; Eddie responds with a headlock; Y2J backs them both into the ropes; Eddie shot into the ropes; Jericho leapfrogs him, grabs a frying pan, as Guerrero goes back into the ropes; Eddie returns, Jericho swings the pan, misses, Eddie tries to dropkick Jericho; misses the kick, as Jericho boots Guerrero in the gut; Eddie’s up, Jericho swings the pan again, but Eddie grabs the pan from Y2J’s grasp – WHAT A SHOT BY GUERRERO! Jericho’s out! That could be it! Cover:
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KICK OUT! HOW?! Stunning resilience by a beaten and bloodied Canadian champion! Eddie looks shocked as he starts protesting to the ref, but Triple H(Ant) has now made a slow, calculated entrance into the ring, trying to avoid as many other wrestlers as possible – he’s gone straight for Jericho(Figo), picks him up, double-underhooks the arms – PEDIGREE! Triple H makes the- NO! He sneaks behind Eddie – LOW BLOW! Hooks the arms – PEDIGREE AGAIN! Helmsley goes back over to Jericho, makes the cover:
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3! Triple H(Ant) gets the mantle, but can he hold on? There’s 6:56 left for him to survive – it’ll be difficult! And Rhyno(Random Hero) is back up! Trips notices this, and he scrams up to the lorry! Rhyno is giving chase, and they’re both on the top of the lorry – GORE! GORE ! GORE! Rhyno manages to gore Triple H in the back as he was running away! Rhyno can’t let up – he’s not going to! Lifts him up – PILEDRIVER ON THE LORRY! Rhyno’s picked Triple H back up, and he’s thrown him all the way back into the ring from the lorry! And now – SPLASH BY RHY- NO! Crash(Grandprix) pulled HHH out of the way, kicks Rhyno hard in the head, and covers The Game:
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3! Crash(Grandprix) is now the champ! Exactly 5 minutes left! But O'Haire(Lipe)’s right behind him – he picks him up in a Torture Rack, BUT DROPS HIM IN A REVERSE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, RIGHT ON A TRASH CAN! He goes for the cover:
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Goldust(AJ) pulls O'Haire(Lipe) off Crash(Grandprix)! Goldust drags O'Haire up by the neck, dragon sleeper position, lifts him up – CURTAIN CALL ON SEAN O'HAIRE! And now Goldust has picked Crash up – he’s pushed him into the corner, and has separated the legs – this looks bad for Crash! Goldust runs over to the other corner; he takes a run-up to Crash – GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno, yet again, gores someone! And now, Rhyno notices that Crash is hung up in the corner – NO! GOOD GOD! GORE TO THE GROIN OF CRASH! Rhyno pulls Crash down, and goes for another cover:
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Jericho(Figo) breaks up the count! Rhyno(Random Hero) is incensed, as he starts to pound away on Chris Jericho! This is insane – we’ve got Rhyno mugging Jericho, Kane(Starlight)’s had his face crushed on the outside, Crash(Grandprix) has been castrated, but here’s Edge(RM18)! Edge(RM18) makes the cover on the fallen Crash Holly:
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CRASH KICKS OUT! CRASH KICKS OUT! Edge(RM18) can’t believe it! And neither can I! As Edge looks on, bemused, Crash(Grandprix) manages to sneak away, without anyone noticing – except for Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man)! Eddie and Crash are now battling on the outside, punching and kicking for all they’re worth! But Crash manages to land a few knees to the stomach of the El Paso resident, and now is searching underneath the ring for something – the trusty 2x4! He swings it, but Eddie ducks; swings again, but misses once more; Eddie’s clearly tired of this, and hits a low blow to Crash! He grabs the 2x4 off Crash, and smacks it over his head! Eddie has the championship in his sights! He throws Crash in the ring, and makes the cover:
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Rhyno(Random Hero) breaks it up this time! Rhyno hits a low dropkick, right into Eddie’s head, which leaves the door wide open for Rhyno to get the pin! Cover:
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Crash(Grandprix) kicks out again! Unbelievable! With just over 3 minutes left, Crash is doing his darnedest to keep hold of that title! Rhyno(Random Hero) has done his best to get the title, but he just can’t! Triple H(Ant) still hasn’t recovered from that devastating piledriver on the lorry, and Kane(Starlight) isn’t moving from that Pedigree on the outside. Edge(RM18) has now taken issue with Rhyno, as he whips him into the ropes, AND GOES FOR THE SPEAR- BUT RHYNO WENT FOR THE GORE! THEIR HEADS CRACKED TOGETHER! They’re both out of it! And now both Sean O'Haire(Lipe) and Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) are back up, and are after Crash! O’Haire charges at Crash, but the champ throws him over the rope! But Eddie’s still here – Crash kicks him in the stomach, and now – hauls him up into a piledriver position – steps over the arms – CRASH LANDING! STYLES CLASH! Call it what you like, it’s damned effective, and has given Crash the upper hand! But Goldust(AJ) is back up now, still clutching at his mid-section after that devastating gore by Rhyno, but he’s now behind Crash – CURTAIN CALL! Goldust makes the cover:
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3! Goldust(AJ) has the title! 1:58 left! Can he hold on? His first move as champion is to run up to the lorry, and pounce on it! He’s now far away from the action, safe as can be! But Chris Jericho(Figo) is now on call! He’s noticed who’s champion, and he wants to change it! But – he not going onto the lorry, but he’s slid out of the ring, beside the giant vehicle – and now he’s got himself a table! And he’s taking that table alongside the lorry – he’s setting it up behind the lorry! What’s he doing this for? But wait! From the other side of the lorry, here’s a partially recovered Sean O'Haire(Lipe)! He’s assaults Y2J with shockingly hard, forceful shots to the face, and has now laid out Jericho on the table! Edge(RM18) has now managed to wander aimlessly towards the table, where O'Haire is waiting patiently to get hold of some fresh meat! More obscenely hard shots to Edge, and now he is also on the table! Sean O'Haire has a plan, surely! But Triple H(Ant) is up, and he’s snuck up onto the lorry, behind Goldust! Still sneaking… LOW BLOW TO THE CHAMP! HHH turns him around, and – NO! A PEDIGREE! A PEDIGREE ON THE DAMN LORRY! Goldust could be concussed if he’s lucky! Triple H, looking extremely pleased with himself, is now concentrating on Sean O'Haire, who seems to be executing some sort of fiendish plan – he’s started to climb for the top of the lorry!
Triple H(Ant) doesn’t know whether to help or hinder this attempt by Sean O'Haire(Lipe) – at the moment, he’s just watching, waiting to see if O'Haire will attack him… O'Haire is on the top of the lorry now! They’re looking at each other – eyeballing each other… and HHH swings at O'Haire! They’re having a common fistfight right now! But here’s Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) to spice up the mix! Both O'Haire and Helmsley are targeting Latino Heat, but now O'Haire has left that mini-brawl, wanders to the back edge of the lorry – he jumps! – SEANTON BOMB OFF THE LORRY THROUGH THE TABLE! O'Haire has decimated Edge(RM18) and Jericho(Figo)!
*1 MINUTE WARNING*
Just 1 minute left, folks, with Goldust(AJ) as the champion! But he’s been laid out on the lorry! Triple H(Ant) and Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) are having a fistfight on the lorry as well, with Kane(Starlight) on the outside, dead, and Rhyno(Random Hero) in the ring with Crash(Grandprix), who are both down and out! But Rhyno is moving! He’s moving! And he’s up! He’s going straight after Goldust, by the looks of it, but first – GORE! GORE! GORE! Gore to Triple H, and a low blow for Guerrero! And now Rhyno has got Goldust, and is dragging him off the lorry, and has dropped him into the ring! Rhyno joins him in the ring, hauls him up – PILEDRIVER ON THE KITCHEN SINK! Goldust must be completely out! Rhyno gets the cover:
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3! At last, Rhyno(Random Hero) gets the pin, and Rhyno has the belt! 30 seconds left! And Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is up after that low blow! He leaps off the lorry – AND FROG SPLASHES THE FALLEN CRASH HOLLY! But now he’s back up, and going for Rhyno – both have weapons! Rhyno has a stop sign, Guerrero, a baking tray! Both swing – CRASH! They hit each other’s weapon! Again – CRASH! Same result! But now Eddie, desperate for a pin, kicks Rhyno in the gut – THREE SHOTS WITH THE BAKING TRAY! Rhyno’s head got smashed! Eddie covers:
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KICK OUT! 10 seconds left! Eddie’s got virtually no time left now! He stamps on Rhyno’s throat, and goes for the turnbuckle! Eddie’s climbing slowly, due to that crack in his head, but he’s up there – he loses his balance slightly, but has regained it – FROG SPLASH ON RHYNO! He’s got the cover:
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*Time over buzzer!*
3! Did he? NO! It was too late! By mere milliseconds, Rhyno(Random Hero) has officially won the SRW Euro-Continental Championship! Incredible! Just about everyone in this match now has some form of injury, the set is almost destroyed, the technical area is barely working at all, and the ring is covered in blood! We’ve got a huge team of EMTs now rushing down to the ring, some substitute technical staff to keep the show going, a couple of cleaners to clean the ring of the blood, some more backstage crew men to get rid of all the weapons, and a team of men to get the lorry out of the arena!
The lorry is being reversed out of the arena, and directed by the men there, while the EMTs deal with the wounded wrestlers, all nine of them! The ring is coming along nicely, and we seem to be working again in terms of the technical team. The first of the combatants has been wheeled away on a stretcher, that’s Goldust(AJ), and Kane(Starlight) is also in need of one. The lorry has gone now, and it seems that the set will not need very much to be repaired – in fact, all the crew are doing is pushing back together the parts that were separated by the lorry’s charge! Nice and simple, guys!
Well, we’ve got some truly fantastic matches still on the card tonight, so I would advise you to get ready for them now, as we clear the arena of the remnants of this chaos. Congratulations go to Rhyno(Random Hero) for winning the match, but also to all the wrestlers in this match for putting on a fantastic show!
That’s SRW, and that’s all!
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Well, no devastatingly lasting injuries to speak of, Rhyno as the new Euro-Continental champion, it all seems fair.
Well done to Random Hero for this victory.
Triple H (Ant) Vs Chris Jericho (Figo) Vs Sean O'Haire (Lipe) Vs Rhyno (Random Hero) Vs Edge (RM18) Vs Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) Vs Crash (Grandprix) Vs Kane (Starlight) Vs Goldust (AfroJoe)
Written by LL Cool T
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. SRW Free Fall is coming to you live, courtesy of SpecialReserve.TV, and up next we have what promises to be one of the most insane, desperate, madcap struggles we’re ever likely to see in this federation. 9 competitors, one title… but what’s the time limit? Reaver(Ant) has told us that he specifically waited until tonight to tell us the time limit, and we only presume that he’s going to come out now and tell us…
*Arena flooded with gold light*
Apparently not, ladies and gentlemen! Because, for all our viewing pleasure, here comes the first contender for this highly-valued prize, the Euro-Continental Title – Goldust(AfroJoe)! Admittedly not the favourite for the belt, what with some main-event wrestlers in this match, but I’ve been getting opinion in the back, and this guy is considered to be quite the dark horse. The Shattered Dreams, Director’s Cut and Curtain Call could easily see the belt go his way. He’s entering the ring, removing the wig and parading himself to the crowd: it’s an impressive following he’s got there in the crowd tonight! The arena’s been returned to usual colour, as Goldust awaits the next wrestler.
*You think you know me!*
Edge(RM18) is here, ladies and gentlemen! The arena’s descended into a melee of darkness and spotlights, the crowd’s loving it, but Edge… he’s nowhere to be seen! Wait! He’s been found by one of the spotlights, battling his way through his legions of followers, returning to this old entrance gimmick of 1999 fame. He’s somehow managed to get through the screeching masses, and has leapt heroically over the guard barrier, making his way into the ring. Sensibly avoiding any sort of altercation with Goldust(AJ), Edge stands atop the turnbuckle for his adoring fans! I can barely hear myself! SRW said let there be light, and there was as the lights come back on, and we wait for the next combatant.
*Crash’s music hits*
Crash(Grandprix) is sprinting for his life towards the ring, a face full of fear! He’s slid into the ring, where he’s been caught by Edge(RM18) and Goldust(AJ), but I’d imagine that that’s the least of his problems – who the Hell was he running from? Wait a second, it’s Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man)! Swiftly followed by O'Haire(Lipe)! They’re both bleeding from the forehead, and not moving well at all, it seems! This is havoc – double flapjack on Crash in the ring! Who’s responsible for all this carnage?
*Explosion!*
I should have known – it’s Kane(Starlight)! The Big Red Machine has been busting these people up worse than Iraqi civilians in a US air-raid! Kane is running to the ring, clearly a man on a mission, taking out both O'Haire(Lipe) and Guerrero(Cong Man) on the way! He’s in the ring now, Goldust(AJ) goes up, gets knocked down! Edge(RM18) – ditto! Crash(Grandprix), still recovering from that crushing double flapjack, is down, facing the lights! Kane, however, is showing no mercy tonight – he’s got Crash by the throat on the canvas! Wow! He’s lifting Crash up in a single movement, right above his head! Kane’s got Crash Holly, and he’s edging towards the ropes with him… CHOKESLAM TO THE CONCRETE! Good night New Orleans! We won’t be seeing too much from Crash in this match from now on, I’ll wager!
Kane(Starlight) would do well to take note of what’s going on outside – Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) and Sean O'Haire(Lipe) are talking amongst themselves, while Kane picks up Goldust(AJ) in a press slam – and drops him on his face! Guerrero and O'Haire are conspiring with each other, and now charge the ring! Kane(Starlight) turns around, but it’s surely too late- hey! O'Haire and Guerrero are attacking each other! Their double-crossing natures have got the best of them, but Kane’s already had enough of this, and clotheslines the both of them!
*Small explosion*
Screw the countdown, says Y2J! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, the Living Legend, the Highlight of the Night, Chris Jericho(Figo) himself has entered into this madness!
*Screeching electric guitar*
That’s Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno has arrived on the scene, and immediately GORES Y2J IN THE BACK! Jericho is down! Unbelievable entrance by the last ever ECW Heavyweight and TV Champion! If you ask me, this guy is owed a title, and he’s where my money went (don’t tell the wife)! That means, if my arithmetic is correct, and it probably isn’t, we’re waiting just one last person, The Game, Triple H(Ant)!But so far, we’ve seen no sign of him – chicken, you say? Hang on there, here’s the commish! Reaver(Ant) is just standing at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, no doubt waiting to tell us all what the time limit for the orchestrated mayhem is!
Reaver: Well, well… looks like our Euro-Continental match is off to a good start, doesn’t it? Good to see, good to see… OK, I’m betting that you’re all salivating over this piece of news I’m about to give you. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all yadda yadda yadda… I have, in this envelope, the time limit that has been set for this match!
*Crowd cheers*
Reaver: OK… The official time limit for this Euro-Continental Title match-up is… 37 minutes, 28 seconds!
*Crowd cheers in confusion*
Well, you can’t accuse our Commish of being unoriginal! 37:25 has been put up on the timer…
DING! DING! DING!
And the match has begun… without Triple H(Ant)?! Obviously! Kane(Starlight) punches Jericho(Figo) square in the mouth! Y2J has been felled early on by a knockout punch from Kane! O'Haire(Lipe) comes up from behind and clubs Kane on the back on the head, as everyone else in the match has retired to outside the ring, plundering the underside of the ring for it’s fatal booty! Kane has picked Jericho up, and whipped him into the ropes – Big Boot! And how! Kane covers Jericho:
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2 – Broken up by a crutch to the head from Goldust(AJ)! Kane(Starlight) grasps his head in pain, but is quickly on his feet and chasing after the Bizarre One! Goldust legs it out of the ring, with Kane in hot pursuit – stopped by a frying pan forehand by Sean O'Haire(Lipe)! Kane is down, and being roundly assaulted by every other combatant in the match (except for poor old Crash, of course)! Even the crowd at ringside are throwing beer cups and other such paraphenalia onto Kane! With fans like those, who needs Triple H? Speaking of which, where is this guy? I thought he was meant to be in this match too!
Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) spins O'Haire(Lipe) around, and clocks him with, yes, a clock! The cuckoo clock smashes and O'Haire has hit the floor, but leaps up suddenly and throws Eddie over the guard barrier into the fans! As O'Haire leaps over the barrier to continue his beat-down of the El Paso native, Goldust(AJ) is being beaten up by a positively mental Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno has thrown Goldust back in the ring, but gets stopped by Edge(RM18), who lows blow him! Edge lays into Rhyno with boots, and Y2J now pounces on Goldust! He’s got a stop sign, and smacks Goldust over the head with it! Once more! And again, for the good times! Goldust cannot know where he is, surely! But he’s getting up… slowly! Jericho(Figo) notices this, bounces off the ropes, AND BULLDOGS HIM ONTO THE SIGN! Goldust could be out… that could be all! Jericho covers Goldust:
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Broken up by both Edge(RM18) and Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno hauls up Y2J, while Edge takes Goldust(AJ) by the ears, and both are thrown out of the ring! Edge and Rhyno have commandeered the ring! Edge tries to get the upper hand, and school boys Rhyno:
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Kick out by Rhyno(Random Hero) at 2, and both men run at each other, looking for the shoulder block! Rhyno knocks down Edge(RM18) this time, though, and runs towards the ropes; Edge ducks down; Rhyno comes back at goes for the clothesline; Edge ducks; Rhyno goes for another clothesline; Edge ducks again; Rhyno just lands a toe kick to the gut of Edge, and then whips the Toronto native into the ropes, and lifts him up into a press slam… delayed press slam… very impressive show of strength by Rhyno… he drops Edge down behind hi- NO! School boy by Edge! Here’s the count:
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Kick out! Rhyno(Random Hero) grabs Edge(RM18) by the hair, but Edge escapes with elbows to the gut. He runs at Rhyno, who ducks his attacks; Edge bounces off the ropes, but Rhyno catches him and BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE ROPES! Right onto Crash(Grandprix)! Edge and Crash have been annihilated by this angry monster – the Big F’N Deal is here, and he means business, folks!
Chris Jericho(Figo) has abandoned this ringside confusion to pursue O'Haire(Lipe) and Guerrero(Cong Man)’s venture into the crowd – he’s caught up with Guerrero now, but Guerrero just turns around and smashes Jericho in the face! Jericho is still vulnerable in the face from that unadulterated pummelling he took at the hands of Steve Austin mere months ago! As the Living Legend goes down clutching his nose, Sean O'Haire capitalises by putting Latino Heat in a sleeper, and is now dragging him to the flight of stairs… this does not look good! That flight of stairs leads to a technical area, where our TV broadcast is maintained! Enough damage in there, and we could be off the air!
O'Haire(Lipe) has managed to shove Guerrero(Cong Man) up the stairs and nearer to that room… this is not where Guerrero wants to be at all, not least because the two of them are nowhere near the main part of the action! They can only pin in the ring, and they sure ain’t in the ring, ladies and gentlemen! Hold on, here’s Jericho(Figo) – WHAM! O'Haire dodged out of the way, and Jericho slammed himself directly into the door of the technical area! Eddie Guerrero takes advantage of O'Haire’s lack of concentration, and low blows O'Haire!
Meanwhile, with Edge(RM18) and Crash(Grandprix) out of action outside the ring, Rhyno(Random Hero) has been taking on both Kane(Starlight) and Goldust(AJ) at once, and he’s not doing bad, I’ll tell you! Kane tries for a clothesline, Rhyno ducks it, and Kane catches Goldust! That’s not what he wants to happen, as Rhyno is proving enough of a challenge for the both of them! Rhyno charges at Kane and chop-blocks the knee! Kane collapses to the canvas, and Rhyno puts Kane(Starlight)’s left leg into a simple leg lock, which is subtly twisting Kane’s knee, so much so that Kane may not be that concerned by it at the moment – soon enough, though, the immense leg strength of Rhyno(Random Hero) will be making a difference, I assure you! Edge(RM18) has started to stir on the outside, and is now climbing atop the nearest turnbuckle – DIVING HEADBUTT TO RHYNO! Edge steals a page from the Encyclopaedia Benoitica with that move, and breaks Rhyno’s grasp of Kane’s leg – Kane’s up, but he’s after Edge!
As all this is happening down at ringside (and worryingly close to my good self) Sean O'Haire(Lipe) is handing Chris Jericho(Figo)’s aS$ to him, while Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) hides behind a nearby stack of boxes. O'Haire scoops up Jericho and slams him down hard! Y2J quickly manages to get up, but O'Haire is having none of it, as he scoop slams him down again! But Jericho is getting up once again! O'Haire looks astounded, but doesn’t let that stop him as he tilta-whirl back-breakers Jericho! Eddie Guerrero looks on, and now decides to launch a sneak attack on O'Haire – but O'Haire(Lipe) just grabs Guerrero(Cong Man)’s arms, forces him backwards, AND PUSHES HIM DOWN THE STAIRS! NO! UNBELIEVABLE! Good God Almighty, why the Hell did he do that? Eddie Guerrero was actually pushed so hard that he flew above about half the steps, before his legs caught the others and he effectively tripped up, backwards, and in mid-air! Jesus Christ alive! Did you see Guerrero’s head just smack one of those steps? That’s SICK! Eddie’s out at the bottom of the stairs, O'Haire’s just looking on, I’ve got the producers screaming in my ear, I don’t know what to do – this is madness! And now- wait just a minute, Y2J’s grabbed Sean in a head-arm lock (very Taz-like!) and is running with O'Haire(Lipe) in his arms towards- OH GOD NO! Jericho’s just leapt through the pane glass window of the technical room, drilling O'Haire’s head through the glass, along with Y2J’s own! The Ayatollah sacrificed himself to destroy Sean O'Haire! There’s glass scattered all over the technical room, some of the technical staff are bleeding, both our wrestlers are down and soaked in there own crimson – someone’s got to stop this insanity, surely!
We’re going to take you to an action replay now, to show you a HUGE move hit by Kane(Starlight) on Rhyno(Random Hero) that you missed while we were watching the events between those three now-broken men!
*Action replay*
Now, you can see Kane(Starlight) and Rhyno(Random Hero) there, watch Kane… He smacks Rhyno very hard in the face with a right hand, then he runs to the corner, leaps onto second, then third rope, and hits a MOONSAULT CROSS-BODY ON RHYNO! Rhyno was destroyed in that attack, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen such athleticism from the 300 lb übermonster!
*Back to live action*
Kane(Starlight) neglected the opportunity to go for a pin, instead favouring to watch what was going on up in the technical area, but has now pulled Rhyno(Random Hero) up by the hair, and is scooping him up… Tombstone?! Rhyno’s in trouble here, but here’s Edge(RM18) now – he’s up top the top turnbuckle now, but he seems to be trying to communicate with Kane… Edge leaps off – SPIKE TOMBSTONE! Rhyno’s been decimated with that move! But now Kane gets back up, Edge turns around – CHOKESLAM ON EDGE! Kane covers Edge:
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3! With 25:57 left, we have our first pin! Kane(Starlight) is the one to beat, and if he’s able to avoid being pinned for the next 25 or so minutes, he’s the Euro-Continental champion! And judging by the carnage surrounding him, there shouldn’t be too many challenges from any of these combatants! But there’s Goldust(AJ)! He goes up to Kane – but Kane’s got him, and now hits a huge powerbomb on Goldust! Goldust rolls out of the ring – and under it?! Crazy!
Let’s go back to the technical area and see what’s being done to help these tortured souls covered in blood and glass – nothing, obviously! The technical crew have all but abandoned the place, barring our main man Phil, and neither Jericho(Figo) nor O'Haire(Lipe) are actually moving at all. How’s Eddie, I hear you cry – well, he’s not moving either, I’m sad to say. This is ridiculous – where’re the EMTs?! We need help here, and we need it now!
Wait, Crash Holly(Grandprix) is moving down near the ring! He’s on his hands and knees, trying to get in the ring – that’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever known! He’s managed to crawl into the ring now, where he sees the devastation that Kane(Starlight) has caused, and now he scrambles out! He’s sped underneath the ring, but now he’s got Kane following him! Kane slides out of the ring, lifts up the ring cover, but gets a mouth full of fire extinguisher! Crash sprayed it right in his face – great strategy by Crash! Crash is now throwing all manner of objects into the ring – everything except the kitchen sink! And there’s the kitchen sink! But Kane stops it with a knee to the mid-section! He’s got Crash by the throat – he lifts him up – and crotches him on the guard barrier! Kane(Starlight)’s now looking under the ring, and he’s brought out a baking tray; he’s telling a fan to hold it in front of Crash(Grandprix)’s face! The fan can only oblige, as Kane gets up onto the ring apron, takes a run up – and leaps for a huge haymaker to the face of Crash! That’s not going to be pleasant! Crash has tumbled off the barrier, right into Kane’s grasp – Kane now throws Crash into the ring –
BIG NEWS! Chris Jericho(Figo) is moving up in the technical area! Sadly, the same cannot be said for Sean O'Haire(Lipe), or Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man). The Highlight of the Night, who may have just given us the Spot of the Night so far, grimaces as he throws his arms onto a technical dock to try and hoist himself up.
Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is being tended to by some fans, but thy don’t seem to be getting much of a response from him at the moment… down in the ring, Kane(Starlight) is just destroying Crash(Grandprix) with a series of slams and shots. He whips Crash into the ropes, and hits a magnificent powerslam! Kane now grabs a broom, and is sizing up his prey… Crash is just about getting up to his feet, but Kane brings the broom down across his back! Good Lord, it snapped in two! Crash is back, face-down on the mat, as Kane goes back to Edge(RM18) and Rhyno(Random Hero). Rhyno has barely recovered from that stunning Spike Tombstone, but now he has to contend with the Big Red Machine again – but he’s not afraid, launching rights and lefts, rights and lefts, and now a huge boot to the groin! Kane gets whipped to the ropes, Rhyno runs to the opposite ropes, ducks a clothesline attempt by Kane – GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno just gored Kane, right in the middle of the ring! Rhyno goes for the cover:
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3! With 19:42 left on the clock, Rhyno(Random Hero) has taken the mantle from Kane(Starlight)! But wait – SCHOOL BOY BY EDGE(RM18)!
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3! Just like that, with 19:38 left, Edge(RM18) has effectively stolen the title from Rhyno(Random Hero)! Rhyno is livid to the point of his blood vessels bursting, and Edge takes the hint, speeding out of the ring and up the ramp.
*Huge crash! The set is destroyed*
WHAT THE HELL – IT’S A LORRY! A LORRY! A LORRY, FOR GOD’S SAKE! Who’s in it?! Who the Hell is driving that lorry?! It’s driving down the ramp, right after Edge(RM18)! Edge dives out of the way, as the lorry slams against the ring! Who’s in it?! The door opens… great, the guy’s got a balaclava and is in an orange boiler suit! He climbs up onto the cab of the lorry; he’s pulling the mask off – IT’S TRIPLE H(Ant)! Triple H! He dives off the lorry, and right onto Kane(Starlight)! He’s pounding away at Kane’s face, such strong right hands! Rhyno(Random Hero) wants in, and he double-axe handles HHH – but The Game’s having none of that! HHH grabs Rhyno, and whips him into the ropes – SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE KITCHEN SINK! Rhyno can’t be loving that! As Rhyno cries out in pain from that assault on his back, Triple H(Ant) turns his attention to the current champion, Edge(RM18) – and now the chase is on!
Edge(RM18) leaps over the barrier, right into the fans at ringside, and Triple H(Ant) follows him! They’re heading in the direction of the mess in the technical area! Chris Jericho(Figo) is now actually on his feet, ladies and gents! I can’t see, but I think O'Haire(Lipe) is also moving to some degree, as well. Edge and Triple H are now within reach of the stairs, where Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is still being tended to by some fans. Edge is trying to run as fast as he can up the stairs, but is he aware that Chris Jericho is now able to attack him? Triple H is closing in on the Canadian, and there’s Y2J – he goes for a clothesline on Edge, but gets The Game! Edge and Jericho turn to face each other – Edge(RM18) goes for a right hand, Jericho(Figo) ducks, goes for one of his own, Edge blocks that, goes for another right hand, Jericho blocks that, they’ve melded into a modified tie-up here, each trying to get the better of the other – BUT SEAN O’HAIRE LEAPS FROM BEHIND THE TECHNICAL DOCK AND HITS A HUGE FLYING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! What a harrowing sight! The bloodied, beaten and bruised O'Haire(Lipe) leapt into view, wailing like a demon, face like thunder, and took out both Edge and Jericho! Triple H(Ant) is back up, and has gone down the stairs to go after Eddie!
Guerrero(Cong Man) is in a lot of trouble, and The Game knows it – he’s lifted Latino Heat up, but Eddie’s firing at him with rights and lefts! DDT BY GUERRERO! Triple H(Ant) is down and out, but Eddie’s now got his second wind! He’s heading towards the ring – good Lord, look at the back of his head! There’s blood everywhere! He must have had it cracked open! Nevertheless, Eddie is heading back to the ring, even though the champion is actually back in the technical area – I’ll let it pass, seeing as Eddie Guerrero should really be in comatose by now! He’s crawled over the barrier, but Goldust(AJ) has sprung from beneath the ring with a trash can! He swings it at Guerrero(Cong Man), but Eddie grabs it, takes it from him, and puts it over Goldust’s head! DROPKICK BY EDDIE TO THE CAN! Goldust is down, as Eddie now invades the ring! Kane(Starlight) steps up, but gets knocked down! Rhyno(Random Hero) tries his luck, but gets a right hand for a prize! Kane’s back up, but Eddie runs to the outside, where he is met by a bloody Crash(Grandprix)! The littlest Holly has a chair, and swings it at Eddie – misses, but manages to ram the side of it right into Eddie’s stomach! Eddie falls to the floor, AND CRASH SMACKS HIM WITH THE CHAIR! It looked as though Eddie managed to cover his head with his hands and arms, but that’s scant consolation at the minute!
Goldust(AJ) is showing signs of a recovery on the outside, but the place to be is by the technical area, as Triple H(Ant) is clearly not himself, after that shocking DDT on the concrete by Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man)! Sean O'Haire(Lipe), back from the dead, is dominating both Edge(RM18) and Y2J, Chris Jericho(Figo), with strong shots to the stomach! Simple, but it works! Edge is up, but gets caught by a toe kick to the stomach, and now Sean O'Haire seems to be trying for a powerbomb – he’s pointing over the edge of the ledge! Edge has to escape, or tonight, his career could be over! O’Haire’s got him on his shoulders, but Edge is punching away at Sean! Edge(RM18) rolls back down, and is trying to back drop O'Haire(Lipe) over the edge! That’s a good 20 feet of sheer drop! O'Haire’s gone over – WAIT! HE’S STILL HOLDING ON TO THE EDGE! O'Haire has a chance! He’s flipped himself over! He’s safe! But Chris Jericho(Figo) and Edge both hit him with a clothesline each! That had velocity, heat, and various other WWE shows to it!
Triple H(Ant) is up, and coming up the stairs! He’s after something to hurt! But as he’s climbing up the stairs, Sean O'Haire(Lipe) is pushing Edge(RM18) back down them! I don’t know how O'Haire got back up, took out The Ayatollah AND managed to subdue Edge, but that’s not important right now, as Y2J starts to follow, pushing Edge down towards the ring with O'Haire! And now Triple H is helping the other two push Edge to the ring, where he can be pinned, and his championship lost! They’ve muscled the Toronto native over the guard barrier, but Edge(RM18) is now running for his life – but there’s Kane(Starlight)! BIG BOOT! Good night, Edge! Kane picks Edge up, throws him in the ring, but Triple H, Jericho(Figo) and O'Haire(Lipe) have pounced on the Big Red Machine! They’ve obviously realised his power and ferocity, so now they’re isolating him and eliminating a threat!
Back in the ring, Rhyno(Random Hero) has been mauling Crash(Grandprix)-
*10 MINUTE WARNING*
10 minutes of this craziness left, folks! Hold on tight! Anyway, as I was saying, Rhyno(Random Hero) has all but killed Crash(Grandprix) by now, and now he focuses all his attention on the fallen Edge(RM18)! Edge is picked up by the Manbeast, and whipped hard into the corner! Rhyno charges – AND GORES EDGE! Rhyno doesn’t let Edge rest, though, as he holds Edge up – PILEDRIVER! Rhyno goes for the cover:
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Goldust(AJ) breaks up the count with a elbow and trash can lid combination from the top! Rhyno(Random Hero) rolls to the side, clutching at the back of his head, as Goldust makes a cover:
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3! Goldust(AJ) is the champion! 8:52 left, and Goldust is the man to get! But here’s Sean O'Haire(lipe)! He tries a running forearm, but Goldust ducks; kicks backwards – LOW BLOW! Nice shot! But as he turns to look at O'Haire – GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno(Random Hero) gored Goldust out of nowhere! He covers him:
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Chris Jericho(Figo) breaks it up with a kendo stick! He pulls Rhyno(Random Hero) away from Goldust(AJ), and covers the Bizarre One himself:
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3! Jericho(Figo) takes the title with 8:33 left on the clock! But Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is back up, absolutely soaked in blood! HOLD ON! PEDIGREE ON THE OUTSIDE TO KANE! Triple H(Ant) has made his mark, and Kane(Starlight) won’t be seeing too much action in this match anymore! Back in the ring, and Eddie Guerrero is now testing Chris Jericho’s ability to wrestle – arm drag by Guerrero; one by Jericho to Latino Heat; Eddie responds with a headlock; Y2J backs them both into the ropes; Eddie shot into the ropes; Jericho leapfrogs him, grabs a frying pan, as Guerrero goes back into the ropes; Eddie returns, Jericho swings the pan, misses, Eddie tries to dropkick Jericho; misses the kick, as Jericho boots Guerrero in the gut; Eddie’s up, Jericho swings the pan again, but Eddie grabs the pan from Y2J’s grasp – WHAT A SHOT BY GUERRERO! Jericho’s out! That could be it! Cover:
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KICK OUT! HOW?! Stunning resilience by a beaten and bloodied Canadian champion! Eddie looks shocked as he starts protesting to the ref, but Triple H(Ant) has now made a slow, calculated entrance into the ring, trying to avoid as many other wrestlers as possible – he’s gone straight for Jericho(Figo), picks him up, double-underhooks the arms – PEDIGREE! Triple H makes the- NO! He sneaks behind Eddie – LOW BLOW! Hooks the arms – PEDIGREE AGAIN! Helmsley goes back over to Jericho, makes the cover:
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3! Triple H(Ant) gets the mantle, but can he hold on? There’s 6:56 left for him to survive – it’ll be difficult! And Rhyno(Random Hero) is back up! Trips notices this, and he scrams up to the lorry! Rhyno is giving chase, and they’re both on the top of the lorry – GORE! GORE ! GORE! Rhyno manages to gore Triple H in the back as he was running away! Rhyno can’t let up – he’s not going to! Lifts him up – PILEDRIVER ON THE LORRY! Rhyno’s picked Triple H back up, and he’s thrown him all the way back into the ring from the lorry! And now – SPLASH BY RHY- NO! Crash(Grandprix) pulled HHH out of the way, kicks Rhyno hard in the head, and covers The Game:
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3! Crash(Grandprix) is now the champ! Exactly 5 minutes left! But O'Haire(Lipe)’s right behind him – he picks him up in a Torture Rack, BUT DROPS HIM IN A REVERSE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, RIGHT ON A TRASH CAN! He goes for the cover:
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Goldust(AJ) pulls O'Haire(Lipe) off Crash(Grandprix)! Goldust drags O'Haire up by the neck, dragon sleeper position, lifts him up – CURTAIN CALL ON SEAN O'HAIRE! And now Goldust has picked Crash up – he’s pushed him into the corner, and has separated the legs – this looks bad for Crash! Goldust runs over to the other corner; he takes a run-up to Crash – GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno, yet again, gores someone! And now, Rhyno notices that Crash is hung up in the corner – NO! GOOD GOD! GORE TO THE GROIN OF CRASH! Rhyno pulls Crash down, and goes for another cover:
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Jericho(Figo) breaks up the count! Rhyno(Random Hero) is incensed, as he starts to pound away on Chris Jericho! This is insane – we’ve got Rhyno mugging Jericho, Kane(Starlight)’s had his face crushed on the outside, Crash(Grandprix) has been castrated, but here’s Edge(RM18)! Edge(RM18) makes the cover on the fallen Crash Holly:
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CRASH KICKS OUT! CRASH KICKS OUT! Edge(RM18) can’t believe it! And neither can I! As Edge looks on, bemused, Crash(Grandprix) manages to sneak away, without anyone noticing – except for Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man)! Eddie and Crash are now battling on the outside, punching and kicking for all they’re worth! But Crash manages to land a few knees to the stomach of the El Paso resident, and now is searching underneath the ring for something – the trusty 2x4! He swings it, but Eddie ducks; swings again, but misses once more; Eddie’s clearly tired of this, and hits a low blow to Crash! He grabs the 2x4 off Crash, and smacks it over his head! Eddie has the championship in his sights! He throws Crash in the ring, and makes the cover:
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Rhyno(Random Hero) breaks it up this time! Rhyno hits a low dropkick, right into Eddie’s head, which leaves the door wide open for Rhyno to get the pin! Cover:
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Crash(Grandprix) kicks out again! Unbelievable! With just over 3 minutes left, Crash is doing his darnedest to keep hold of that title! Rhyno(Random Hero) has done his best to get the title, but he just can’t! Triple H(Ant) still hasn’t recovered from that devastating piledriver on the lorry, and Kane(Starlight) isn’t moving from that Pedigree on the outside. Edge(RM18) has now taken issue with Rhyno, as he whips him into the ropes, AND GOES FOR THE SPEAR- BUT RHYNO WENT FOR THE GORE! THEIR HEADS CRACKED TOGETHER! They’re both out of it! And now both Sean O'Haire(Lipe) and Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) are back up, and are after Crash! O’Haire charges at Crash, but the champ throws him over the rope! But Eddie’s still here – Crash kicks him in the stomach, and now – hauls him up into a piledriver position – steps over the arms – CRASH LANDING! STYLES CLASH! Call it what you like, it’s damned effective, and has given Crash the upper hand! But Goldust(AJ) is back up now, still clutching at his mid-section after that devastating gore by Rhyno, but he’s now behind Crash – CURTAIN CALL! Goldust makes the cover:
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3! Goldust(AJ) has the title! 1:58 left! Can he hold on? His first move as champion is to run up to the lorry, and pounce on it! He’s now far away from the action, safe as can be! But Chris Jericho(Figo) is now on call! He’s noticed who’s champion, and he wants to change it! But – he not going onto the lorry, but he’s slid out of the ring, beside the giant vehicle – and now he’s got himself a table! And he’s taking that table alongside the lorry – he’s setting it up behind the lorry! What’s he doing this for? But wait! From the other side of the lorry, here’s a partially recovered Sean O'Haire(Lipe)! He’s assaults Y2J with shockingly hard, forceful shots to the face, and has now laid out Jericho on the table! Edge(RM18) has now managed to wander aimlessly towards the table, where O'Haire is waiting patiently to get hold of some fresh meat! More obscenely hard shots to Edge, and now he is also on the table! Sean O'Haire has a plan, surely! But Triple H(Ant) is up, and he’s snuck up onto the lorry, behind Goldust! Still sneaking… LOW BLOW TO THE CHAMP! HHH turns him around, and – NO! A PEDIGREE! A PEDIGREE ON THE DAMN LORRY! Goldust could be concussed if he’s lucky! Triple H, looking extremely pleased with himself, is now concentrating on Sean O'Haire, who seems to be executing some sort of fiendish plan – he’s started to climb for the top of the lorry!
Triple H(Ant) doesn’t know whether to help or hinder this attempt by Sean O'Haire(Lipe) – at the moment, he’s just watching, waiting to see if O'Haire will attack him… O'Haire is on the top of the lorry now! They’re looking at each other – eyeballing each other… and HHH swings at O'Haire! They’re having a common fistfight right now! But here’s Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) to spice up the mix! Both O'Haire and Helmsley are targeting Latino Heat, but now O'Haire has left that mini-brawl, wanders to the back edge of the lorry – he jumps! – SEANTON BOMB OFF THE LORRY THROUGH THE TABLE! O'Haire has decimated Edge(RM18) and Jericho(Figo)!
*1 MINUTE WARNING*
Just 1 minute left, folks, with Goldust(AJ) as the champion! But he’s been laid out on the lorry! Triple H(Ant) and Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) are having a fistfight on the lorry as well, with Kane(Starlight) on the outside, dead, and Rhyno(Random Hero) in the ring with Crash(Grandprix), who are both down and out! But Rhyno is moving! He’s moving! And he’s up! He’s going straight after Goldust, by the looks of it, but first – GORE! GORE! GORE! Gore to Triple H, and a low blow for Guerrero! And now Rhyno has got Goldust, and is dragging him off the lorry, and has dropped him into the ring! Rhyno joins him in the ring, hauls him up – PILEDRIVER ON THE KITCHEN SINK! Goldust must be completely out! Rhyno gets the cover:
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3! At last, Rhyno(Random Hero) gets the pin, and Rhyno has the belt! 30 seconds left! And Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) is up after that low blow! He leaps off the lorry – AND FROG SPLASHES THE FALLEN CRASH HOLLY! But now he’s back up, and going for Rhyno – both have weapons! Rhyno has a stop sign, Guerrero, a baking tray! Both swing – CRASH! They hit each other’s weapon! Again – CRASH! Same result! But now Eddie, desperate for a pin, kicks Rhyno in the gut – THREE SHOTS WITH THE BAKING TRAY! Rhyno’s head got smashed! Eddie covers:
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KICK OUT! 10 seconds left! Eddie’s got virtually no time left now! He stamps on Rhyno’s throat, and goes for the turnbuckle! Eddie’s climbing slowly, due to that crack in his head, but he’s up there – he loses his balance slightly, but has regained it – FROG SPLASH ON RHYNO! He’s got the cover:
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*Time over buzzer!*
3! Did he? NO! It was too late! By mere milliseconds, Rhyno(Random Hero) has officially won the SRW Euro-Continental Championship! Incredible! Just about everyone in this match now has some form of injury, the set is almost destroyed, the technical area is barely working at all, and the ring is covered in blood! We’ve got a huge team of EMTs now rushing down to the ring, some substitute technical staff to keep the show going, a couple of cleaners to clean the ring of the blood, some more backstage crew men to get rid of all the weapons, and a team of men to get the lorry out of the arena!
The lorry is being reversed out of the arena, and directed by the men there, while the EMTs deal with the wounded wrestlers, all nine of them! The ring is coming along nicely, and we seem to be working again in terms of the technical team. The first of the combatants has been wheeled away on a stretcher, that’s Goldust(AJ), and Kane(Starlight) is also in need of one. The lorry has gone now, and it seems that the set will not need very much to be repaired – in fact, all the crew are doing is pushing back together the parts that were separated by the lorry’s charge! Nice and simple, guys!
Well, we’ve got some truly fantastic matches still on the card tonight, so I would advise you to get ready for them now, as we clear the arena of the remnants of this chaos. Congratulations go to Rhyno(Random Hero) for winning the match, but also to all the wrestlers in this match for putting on a fantastic show!
That’s SRW, and that’s all!
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Well, no devastatingly lasting injuries to speak of, Rhyno as the new Euro-Continental champion, it all seems fair.
Well done to Random Hero for this victory.
The sold-out audience here at SR Towers are all set for what should be a classic bout. We’ve seen Rock vs Hogan and we’ve seen HBK vs Jericho, and SRW plans to beat both of those with a legendary match of it’s own as two of the most popular stars in SRW history battle it out, all in the name of pride.
Last week on Eclipse a frustrated Scotty Dogg (Figo) came to the ring and announced a match that would shock the pro wrestling world…
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"Betcha been wondering why I - one of the best in the CAW division, isn't involved with Free-Fall, huh?!"
He looks at the crowd as if for them to say 'Yes' before speaking again.
"Well Firstly, I DO hope to be involved at Free-Fall, but that depends on one thing…Cong Man!"
The crowd erupts as Scotty shouts the name of his Tag Team partner in Da Animalz…
"Now you know Cong Man, I respect you and you know that… and I've been thinking."
"I've been involved in a lot of title matches in my time here in SRW and I've thoroughly enjoyed them, especially the 6 Man HIAC which I will never, ever forget…"
Suddenly a huge roar goes up, they loved that match.
"I had the CAW Tag Team titles with Rage, The LightCAW title, and the HardCAW title. But there's only ever been one title that I have ever been interested in - the one that I have come sooo close to winning on numerous occasions, the belt that is being held currently by Hawk - The CAW Heavyweight championship!!!"
Boo's and jeers go up for Hawk, even if he is possibly the greatest CAW Champion of all time.
"I'll be the first ever CAW Grand slammer if I do win that title. But as I say, I've been thinking a lot and this is what I have come up with - Me, you Cong Man in a one on one!!
The arena is deafened again, I think they like the sound of that. But they quieten down quickly, as Scotty wants to explain himself…
"No, I'm not quitting Da Animalz or looking to destroy you Cong Man, unlike Hawk. I just wanna see if I can beat the best that the CAW division has to offer, so then I know I can one day become the GREATEST SRW CHAMPION THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!"
Once again, we hear another roar of the crowd as The Cong Man and Scotty look at each other…
"So whadya say Cong Man, me, you in a match purely for mutual respect…"
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“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” Well this man is never one to turn down a challenge, especially one as huge as this! The roof has literally been blown off here, what a huge ovation for THE CONG MAN! He confidently struts to the ring showing his respect for his adoring fans, celebrating on all 4 turnbuckles before preparing himself mentally.
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!” The crowd scream his name, they’re certainly hyped up for this one!
“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!?” Oh man if the roof had been blown off when Cong Man arrived then the whole arena should be in ruins now, another amazing reception, this time for SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! He enthusiastically jogs his way to the ring, high-fiving the fans and grinning widely – he loves the SRW audience and they obviously love him too!
He steps into the squared circle and celebrates wildly, he certainly looks confident considering this is a match that could make or break his career. As you know Scotty Dogg (Figo) needs only the CAW World Title to become the first ever CAW Grand Slammer, he just hasn’t been able to take his chances. However, if he beats Cong Man tonight, a former CAW World Champion himself and possibly the biggest and most popular star ever to grace our screens, then that will prove that Scotty is good enough for the World Title. Scotty (Figo) needs to win tonight to prove something to himself as well as the fans.
Cong Man is smiling wryly – this is a big match for him too. Since his return from injury he hasn’t been able to take advantage of his limitless ability – he’s been screwed over and over by his rivals like Reaver (Ant), Jetster and Hawk (AfroJoe).If it wasn’t for these people it could easily be he that is facing Hawk for the World Title later on at Free-Fall.
It certainly wouldn’t help his career if he lost to his tag partner Scotty Dogg (Figo), after already being turned on by former best friend and partner Hawk (AfroJoe). After all, he was the leader of Da Animalz, a faction of which both Scotty and Hawk were part. This is a huge match for him too if he wants to get back on track.
“CONGY! SCOTTY! CONGY! SCOTTY! CONGTTY!”
There’s massive fan support behind both men who shake hands, and begin to circle each other as the bell rings. Cong Man launches himself at Scotty who uses his pace to roll across the ring and out of reach. Cong Man smiles and the two men face each other again, this time Scotty diving in quickly looking to take Cong Man’s legs from underneath him. Cong Man skips out of the way, bounces off the ropes where he leapfrogs over Scotty and bounces off the opposite ropes. Both men anticipate a flying clothesline and duck simultaneously before both sliding out of the ring on opposite sides.
The two competitors realise what’s happened and smile at each other through the ropes – they know each other so well it’s gonna be tough for one man to get an advantage in the match. The fans applaud as they enter the squared circle and finally lock-up, Cong Man shoving Scotty back to the corner before referee Teddy Long (Tony) separates them.
WHAM! Huge clothesline from Scotty (Figo) out of no where, the fans erupt with cheers from Scotty’s corner and boos from The Cong Man’s – it’s literally half-and-half in terms of fan support! Scotty (Figo) knows he can’t waste time and delivers a Leg Drop to the neck of Cong Man, before heading straight to the second rope.
Cong Man gets to his feet, turns, and meets a patented Scotty Dogg Missile Dropkick! The crowd erupt once again, the noise is deafening!
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!”
The Cong Man’s fans are starting to really get behind their man and Scotty looks a bit miffed to be honest, he’s not used to not being the fan favourite!
“SCOTTY! SCOTTY! SCOTTY!”
Now that’s more like it – Scotty (Figo) grins and hits the fallen Cong Man with a vicious right-hand! That was a brutal shot to his best friend and tag team partner, the fans seem a little surprised – but just remember how important this match is, neither of these guys are gonna hold back. Scotty viciously stomps away on Cong Man, before slowly picking him up, hooking the arm over his shoulder, and delivering a textbook Overhead Suplex!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) stalks the Cong Man as gets to his feet, and this time plants him with a Snap Suplex! Cong Man holds his back and grimaces in pain, before an Elbow Drop to the sternum drops him back down to the canvas again. Scotty Dogg (Figo) seems to be growing in confidence and he celebrates to the fans who to be honest don’t take much of a liking to this as the Cong Man chants start once again.
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!”
Cong Man seems spurred on by this and he suddenly leaps to feet and begins throwing the right-hands to the crowd’s delight! He whips a surprised Scotty Dogg into the ropes and takes him down with a Drop Toehold, before locking in The Point Noiré! The Cong Man’s very own version a single leg-lion tamer crab has got Scotty screaming in pain and desperately reaching for the ropes but Cong Man pulls him back to the centre of the ring!
Scotty begins kicking his other leg wildly and SMACK! A fluky sharp shot to the Cong Man’s temple sends him flying back across the ring and Scotty slides to the outside to recover.
The sold-out audience here are still on fire, a few Scotty chants can still be heard but at the moment the support is overwhelming for the Cong Man. Scotty looks a bit angry at this as he walks slowly around the outside of the ring, as the fans in the front row chant “CONGY!” right in his face. He turns to face them, disgusted that they have turned on him already and screams “shut your damn mouths!” Cong Man is still in the ring, his eyes locked on Scotty Dogg (Figo), he knows he has him reeling.
Scotty suddenly slides back into the ring but The Cong Man is equal to it, not allowing his opponent to get up with harsh shots to the back. Cong Man decides it’s time to deliver some punishment to Scotty’s back instead, as he lifts Scotty up and delivers an amazing Stalling…BRAINBUSTER! Scotty holds the back of his head but tries to get up anyway, and WHAM! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE FROM NO WHERE!
Cong Man is in control as he makes the first cover of the match – but the ref only gets to one before Scotty gets the shoulder up. Cong Man wastes no time though and whips Scotty into the turnbuckle, and follows this up with a clothesline! Scotty staggers out of the corner where Cong Man begins to hook him up…aw man what’s he going for here…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT – WHAM! BRUTAL MANEUVER!
Now Cong Man’s heading to the top rope, we don’t see him up there much! He signals to the fans, maybe he’s going for his trademark Porté Malebó Splash…but oooooh! It looks like Scotty had been playing possum as he shoves Teddy Long (Tony) into the ropes and Cong Man falls painfully on the top turnbuckle! Scotty is still struggling though from that Double Underhook DDT and is unable to take advantage.
Cong Man manages to stay up there and somehow manages to make it back to his feet, showing amazing balance, and Scotty Dogg (Figo) gets up, turns and MEETS A FLYING CROSSBODY FROM THE CONG MAN INTO A PIN! 1…2…
KICK-OUT! Scotty (Figo) powers out and then knocks down the oncoming Cong Man with a big clothesline!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) staggers back into the corner to recover from his recent barrage of offence from the Cong Man, before suddenly gaining some extra energy, flitting to the rope, and nailing a Leg Drop right to the back of the Cong Man’s neck! Scotty gets to his feet and holds his arms a loft in the air cockily, rather unlike Scotty in my opinion. A lot of cheers go up from his fans but many more boos can be heard, it looks like The Cong Man has the fans on his side.
Scotty (Figo) seems to be planning his next move and suddenly his eyes light up, and he goes to work quickly, rolling Cong Man over so he’s on his stomach and applying the CRAZYSTRETCH! This time it’s Cong Man’s turn to scream in pain as Scotty tightens the hold, Cong Man’s body is being stretched into an unholy position! Another plus point of this submission is that it’s extremely hard for Cong Man to get to the ropes, but it also takes a lot of energy to apply…Scotty doesn’t want to let go yet, and he’s screaming at Teddy Long (Tony) to ring the bell even though Cong Man is refusing to tap!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) finally loses patience and releases the hold, before stomping angrily on his fallen friend and tag team partner.
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!”
“SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS!” Scotty (Figo) screams, and the audience respond with loud jeers!
Scotty (Figo) stands over Cong Man, beckoning for him to get up, I think he wants to finish this one now! Cong Man gets to his feet and turns – Scotty sneers in anticipation and delivers an amazing Spinning Roundhouse Kick – but Cong Man ducks it and WHAM! SCOTTY DOGG CRACKS TEDDY LONG (TONY) WITH THE KICK! THAT’S PROBABLY KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD – IT WAS A BRUTAL SHOT!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) loses his concentration for just a second and this is enough for Cong Man to take advantage, who takes him down with a Backdrop Suplex! Cong Man is all fired up now, “C’MON!” he screams to the fans who cheer in response, before pulling Scotty’s legs apart and delivering the BANANA SPLIT – OOOOOOH! RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHINING!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) slides to the outside and Cong Man quickly follows, smashing his head against the security barrier before throwing him headfirst into the steel steps – CRASH!
Cong Man looks enraged – maybe he’s not happy about the way his supposed friend and tag team partner has gone about this match? Both men are standing in front of our Announcer’s Table now exchanging tired right-hands, the man from the Congo getting the better of them! Scotty Dogg (Figo) looks really dazed after his run-in with the steps and he’s literally staggering around here in front of us, and Cong Man has climbed up onto the ring apron!
Cong Man leaps and looks for a Double Axe Handle – BUT SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) CATCHES HIM AND DELIVERS A HUGE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM NO WHERE AND CONG MAN IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE – SMASH!!!!
WHAT CARNAGE! BOTH THE CONG MAN AND THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE HAVE BEEN DESTROYED, WHERE THE HELL DID SCOTTY DOGG GET THAT FROM!?
Scotty (Figo) is crouched on the outside here, perhaps even he can’t believe what he’s just done to his best friend and tag team partner! He tries to shake the cobwebs and get to his feet as the fans all around the arena chant “HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T!”
Scotty Dogg (Figo) looks at the shattered remains of the table of the Cong Man who is lying motionlessly and once again here tonight, his eyes light up! The crowd are once again on their feet as Scotty slowly but surely climbs to the top rope closest to where Cong Man is lying.
He signals to the fans who both boo and cheer in response, and then steadies himself…no way is he even thinking about this…HE JUMPS – CCCRRRAAAZZZYYYSSSAAAUUULLLTTT – WHAM!!!!!!! SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) NAILS A PERFECT CRAZYSAULT – WHAT HANG TIME!!! THIS IS AMAZING STUFF!
The sold-out audience here begin the two-worded chant once again as Scotty Dogg (Figo) and The Cong Man lie lifelessly in the remnants of the Announcer’s Table, watching the replay we can also see that Scotty got a lot of the table as well as The Cong Man, was the awesome move worth the risk?
Teddy Long (Tony) is still down and…and wait, what’s this? IT’S HAWK (AFROJOE)! The CAW World Champion is making his way down to the ring, this man certainly has history with both these guys. Hawk used to be best friends with both Scotty and Cong Man before he won the Title, and since then he has been feuding intensely with both of them…he also used to be part of Da Animalz, so this match could be seen as of special importance to him.
He makes his way over to both The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo) where he slowly drags them both back into the ring, and then stands over both men, looking a little confused to be honest. And now what’s he doing…HE PUTS THE CONG MAN ON TOP OF SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! WHY IS HE DOING THAT!? WHEN THE REFEREE WAKES HE WILL HAVE TO MAKE THE COUNT, IS HAWK GONNA WIN THE MATCH FOR THE CONG MAN!?
He makes to leave the ring…and then stops. He shakes his head, comes back and…PUTS SCOTTY DOGG ON TOP OF CONG MAN INSTEAD! WHAT THE HELL IS HAWK (AFROJOE) DOING!?
He goes to exit once again, and he’s halfway up the entrance ramp when he stops and thinks…he shakes his head and then makes his way back, stopping to pick up a steel chair from ringside though. He enters the ring where both men are beginning to stir and stands between both of them, his chair raised…both men are slowly getting to their feet, which of them is he gonna hit!?
Both men are somehow up, blood pouring from both of them, and Hawk (AfroJoe) seems to hesitate before…CLANG! DEVESTATING SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE CONG MAN! HE HIT THE CONG MAN!
I don’t even know if Scotty Dogg (Figo) is capable of thought at the moment, but he stares at Hawk in utter disbelief…CLANG!!! OH MAN HAWK JUST HIT SCOTTY DOGG TOO – THIS IS INSANE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) drops the chair and laughs, he hasn’t helped either of them, he’s just delivered even more punishment! The fans boo, jeer and even throw things at our CAW World Champion but he doesn’t care…wait, who’s that sprinting to the ring? GRANDPRIX! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS AS THE MAN HAWK FACES LATER FOR THE TITLE RUNS TOWARDS HIM!
Hawk (AfroJoe) sees this and makes his escape out of the ring and through the crowd, Grandprix chasing, before both men finally disappear backstage! Amazing!
Our cameras pan around the buzzing arena, no one can believe what we’re seeing here! After a little while all 3 men – including Teddy Long (Tony) – are stirring once again. Long begins a 10-count as both men desperately try to pull themselves up in the corners!
They’re up by the count of 9 and Scotty sprints at Cong Man only to be thwarted by a sharp kick to the gut, and Cong Man then puts Scotty onto his shoulders! POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! AND A THIRD POWERBOMB – CRASH! BRUTAL IMPACT AS THE CONG MAN DELIVERS THE CONGO BONGO, THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL! CONG MAN FALLS INTO A COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE- BUT NO!! SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) SOMEHOW GRABBED THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Cong Man looks utterly distraught and he hits the canvas in frustration. He berates Teddy Long for the apparently slow count, and then picks up Scotty Dogg again, I think he’s going for a second Congo Bongo…but Scotty Dogg slides off his shoulders!
Cong Man turns quickly but Scotty Dogg (Figo) is too quick, SCOTT BOTTOM – WHAM!!! SCOTTY’S FINISHER FROM NO WHERE! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, WHAT RESILIENCY FROM BOTH WARRIORS!
Both men are up again, are they superhuman!? The whole arena is on it’s feet here, they can sense the end nearing for one of these men…Scotty Dogg (Figo) tiredly whips The Cong Man into the turnbuckle – Cong Man hits hard and staggers back, and Scotty Dogg (Figo) rolls him up!
ONE!
SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) HAS A HAND ON THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!
TWO!
THE REF HAS NO IDEA!
THREEEEE!!!
IT’S OVER! SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) LETS GO OF THE ROPE AND QUICKLY ESCAPES THE RING, THE VICTOR OF THIS UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME AND BRUTAL MATCH-UP!
The crowd’s response is fiery – some are cheering wildly and some are distraught but all appreciate what a bout they’ve just seen, everyone is applauding! Soctty Dogg (Figo) lies on the outside, probably too tired to enjoy the moment, and Cong Man is leaning on the ropes in the ring – maybe he didn’t even know that Scotty was using the ropes for leverage?
Scotty Dogg (Figo) staggers up and begins to trek backstage, but not before signaling to the fans in celebration and giving his friend and partner in the ring a long look. Cong Man stares back, blood pouring from a wound to his forehead, who knows what lies ahead for these two men after this match?
Scotty Dogg (Figo) finally exits as Cong Man is helped backstage, receiving a massive ovation from his adoring fans, but many things have been proved tonight by both men. Scotty has beaten the best there is tonight despite using the ropes, he still proved to the whole world that he can cut it. Maybe the match would’ve gone Cong Man’s way, but after being suplexed through that table, receiving a massive Crazysault, a brutal steel chair shot to the head and a Scott Bottom, the fact that Scotty had to use questionable tactics to win certainly says something.
We have witnessed a legendary match between two legendary SRW superstars here tonight, and make sure you don’t miss anymore of Free-Fall because we’re sure to see more of this over the next few days.
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The winner of this match, Scotty Dogg (Figo).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Last week on Eclipse a frustrated Scotty Dogg (Figo) came to the ring and announced a match that would shock the pro wrestling world…
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"Betcha been wondering why I - one of the best in the CAW division, isn't involved with Free-Fall, huh?!"
He looks at the crowd as if for them to say 'Yes' before speaking again.
"Well Firstly, I DO hope to be involved at Free-Fall, but that depends on one thing…Cong Man!"
The crowd erupts as Scotty shouts the name of his Tag Team partner in Da Animalz…
"Now you know Cong Man, I respect you and you know that… and I've been thinking."
"I've been involved in a lot of title matches in my time here in SRW and I've thoroughly enjoyed them, especially the 6 Man HIAC which I will never, ever forget…"
Suddenly a huge roar goes up, they loved that match.
"I had the CAW Tag Team titles with Rage, The LightCAW title, and the HardCAW title. But there's only ever been one title that I have ever been interested in - the one that I have come sooo close to winning on numerous occasions, the belt that is being held currently by Hawk - The CAW Heavyweight championship!!!"
Boo's and jeers go up for Hawk, even if he is possibly the greatest CAW Champion of all time.
"I'll be the first ever CAW Grand slammer if I do win that title. But as I say, I've been thinking a lot and this is what I have come up with - Me, you Cong Man in a one on one!!
The arena is deafened again, I think they like the sound of that. But they quieten down quickly, as Scotty wants to explain himself…
"No, I'm not quitting Da Animalz or looking to destroy you Cong Man, unlike Hawk. I just wanna see if I can beat the best that the CAW division has to offer, so then I know I can one day become the GREATEST SRW CHAMPION THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!"
Once again, we hear another roar of the crowd as The Cong Man and Scotty look at each other…
"So whadya say Cong Man, me, you in a match purely for mutual respect…"
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“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” Well this man is never one to turn down a challenge, especially one as huge as this! The roof has literally been blown off here, what a huge ovation for THE CONG MAN! He confidently struts to the ring showing his respect for his adoring fans, celebrating on all 4 turnbuckles before preparing himself mentally.
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!” The crowd scream his name, they’re certainly hyped up for this one!
“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!?” Oh man if the roof had been blown off when Cong Man arrived then the whole arena should be in ruins now, another amazing reception, this time for SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! He enthusiastically jogs his way to the ring, high-fiving the fans and grinning widely – he loves the SRW audience and they obviously love him too!
He steps into the squared circle and celebrates wildly, he certainly looks confident considering this is a match that could make or break his career. As you know Scotty Dogg (Figo) needs only the CAW World Title to become the first ever CAW Grand Slammer, he just hasn’t been able to take his chances. However, if he beats Cong Man tonight, a former CAW World Champion himself and possibly the biggest and most popular star ever to grace our screens, then that will prove that Scotty is good enough for the World Title. Scotty (Figo) needs to win tonight to prove something to himself as well as the fans.
Cong Man is smiling wryly – this is a big match for him too. Since his return from injury he hasn’t been able to take advantage of his limitless ability – he’s been screwed over and over by his rivals like Reaver (Ant), Jetster and Hawk (AfroJoe).If it wasn’t for these people it could easily be he that is facing Hawk for the World Title later on at Free-Fall.
It certainly wouldn’t help his career if he lost to his tag partner Scotty Dogg (Figo), after already being turned on by former best friend and partner Hawk (AfroJoe). After all, he was the leader of Da Animalz, a faction of which both Scotty and Hawk were part. This is a huge match for him too if he wants to get back on track.
“CONGY! SCOTTY! CONGY! SCOTTY! CONGTTY!”
There’s massive fan support behind both men who shake hands, and begin to circle each other as the bell rings. Cong Man launches himself at Scotty who uses his pace to roll across the ring and out of reach. Cong Man smiles and the two men face each other again, this time Scotty diving in quickly looking to take Cong Man’s legs from underneath him. Cong Man skips out of the way, bounces off the ropes where he leapfrogs over Scotty and bounces off the opposite ropes. Both men anticipate a flying clothesline and duck simultaneously before both sliding out of the ring on opposite sides.
The two competitors realise what’s happened and smile at each other through the ropes – they know each other so well it’s gonna be tough for one man to get an advantage in the match. The fans applaud as they enter the squared circle and finally lock-up, Cong Man shoving Scotty back to the corner before referee Teddy Long (Tony) separates them.
WHAM! Huge clothesline from Scotty (Figo) out of no where, the fans erupt with cheers from Scotty’s corner and boos from The Cong Man’s – it’s literally half-and-half in terms of fan support! Scotty (Figo) knows he can’t waste time and delivers a Leg Drop to the neck of Cong Man, before heading straight to the second rope.
Cong Man gets to his feet, turns, and meets a patented Scotty Dogg Missile Dropkick! The crowd erupt once again, the noise is deafening!
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!”
The Cong Man’s fans are starting to really get behind their man and Scotty looks a bit miffed to be honest, he’s not used to not being the fan favourite!
“SCOTTY! SCOTTY! SCOTTY!”
Now that’s more like it – Scotty (Figo) grins and hits the fallen Cong Man with a vicious right-hand! That was a brutal shot to his best friend and tag team partner, the fans seem a little surprised – but just remember how important this match is, neither of these guys are gonna hold back. Scotty viciously stomps away on Cong Man, before slowly picking him up, hooking the arm over his shoulder, and delivering a textbook Overhead Suplex!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) stalks the Cong Man as gets to his feet, and this time plants him with a Snap Suplex! Cong Man holds his back and grimaces in pain, before an Elbow Drop to the sternum drops him back down to the canvas again. Scotty Dogg (Figo) seems to be growing in confidence and he celebrates to the fans who to be honest don’t take much of a liking to this as the Cong Man chants start once again.
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!”
Cong Man seems spurred on by this and he suddenly leaps to feet and begins throwing the right-hands to the crowd’s delight! He whips a surprised Scotty Dogg into the ropes and takes him down with a Drop Toehold, before locking in The Point Noiré! The Cong Man’s very own version a single leg-lion tamer crab has got Scotty screaming in pain and desperately reaching for the ropes but Cong Man pulls him back to the centre of the ring!
Scotty begins kicking his other leg wildly and SMACK! A fluky sharp shot to the Cong Man’s temple sends him flying back across the ring and Scotty slides to the outside to recover.
The sold-out audience here are still on fire, a few Scotty chants can still be heard but at the moment the support is overwhelming for the Cong Man. Scotty looks a bit angry at this as he walks slowly around the outside of the ring, as the fans in the front row chant “CONGY!” right in his face. He turns to face them, disgusted that they have turned on him already and screams “shut your damn mouths!” Cong Man is still in the ring, his eyes locked on Scotty Dogg (Figo), he knows he has him reeling.
Scotty suddenly slides back into the ring but The Cong Man is equal to it, not allowing his opponent to get up with harsh shots to the back. Cong Man decides it’s time to deliver some punishment to Scotty’s back instead, as he lifts Scotty up and delivers an amazing Stalling…BRAINBUSTER! Scotty holds the back of his head but tries to get up anyway, and WHAM! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE FROM NO WHERE!
Cong Man is in control as he makes the first cover of the match – but the ref only gets to one before Scotty gets the shoulder up. Cong Man wastes no time though and whips Scotty into the turnbuckle, and follows this up with a clothesline! Scotty staggers out of the corner where Cong Man begins to hook him up…aw man what’s he going for here…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT – WHAM! BRUTAL MANEUVER!
Now Cong Man’s heading to the top rope, we don’t see him up there much! He signals to the fans, maybe he’s going for his trademark Porté Malebó Splash…but oooooh! It looks like Scotty had been playing possum as he shoves Teddy Long (Tony) into the ropes and Cong Man falls painfully on the top turnbuckle! Scotty is still struggling though from that Double Underhook DDT and is unable to take advantage.
Cong Man manages to stay up there and somehow manages to make it back to his feet, showing amazing balance, and Scotty Dogg (Figo) gets up, turns and MEETS A FLYING CROSSBODY FROM THE CONG MAN INTO A PIN! 1…2…
KICK-OUT! Scotty (Figo) powers out and then knocks down the oncoming Cong Man with a big clothesline!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) staggers back into the corner to recover from his recent barrage of offence from the Cong Man, before suddenly gaining some extra energy, flitting to the rope, and nailing a Leg Drop right to the back of the Cong Man’s neck! Scotty gets to his feet and holds his arms a loft in the air cockily, rather unlike Scotty in my opinion. A lot of cheers go up from his fans but many more boos can be heard, it looks like The Cong Man has the fans on his side.
Scotty (Figo) seems to be planning his next move and suddenly his eyes light up, and he goes to work quickly, rolling Cong Man over so he’s on his stomach and applying the CRAZYSTRETCH! This time it’s Cong Man’s turn to scream in pain as Scotty tightens the hold, Cong Man’s body is being stretched into an unholy position! Another plus point of this submission is that it’s extremely hard for Cong Man to get to the ropes, but it also takes a lot of energy to apply…Scotty doesn’t want to let go yet, and he’s screaming at Teddy Long (Tony) to ring the bell even though Cong Man is refusing to tap!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) finally loses patience and releases the hold, before stomping angrily on his fallen friend and tag team partner.
“CONGY! CONGY! CONGY!”
“SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS!” Scotty (Figo) screams, and the audience respond with loud jeers!
Scotty (Figo) stands over Cong Man, beckoning for him to get up, I think he wants to finish this one now! Cong Man gets to his feet and turns – Scotty sneers in anticipation and delivers an amazing Spinning Roundhouse Kick – but Cong Man ducks it and WHAM! SCOTTY DOGG CRACKS TEDDY LONG (TONY) WITH THE KICK! THAT’S PROBABLY KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD – IT WAS A BRUTAL SHOT!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) loses his concentration for just a second and this is enough for Cong Man to take advantage, who takes him down with a Backdrop Suplex! Cong Man is all fired up now, “C’MON!” he screams to the fans who cheer in response, before pulling Scotty’s legs apart and delivering the BANANA SPLIT – OOOOOOH! RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHINING!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) slides to the outside and Cong Man quickly follows, smashing his head against the security barrier before throwing him headfirst into the steel steps – CRASH!
Cong Man looks enraged – maybe he’s not happy about the way his supposed friend and tag team partner has gone about this match? Both men are standing in front of our Announcer’s Table now exchanging tired right-hands, the man from the Congo getting the better of them! Scotty Dogg (Figo) looks really dazed after his run-in with the steps and he’s literally staggering around here in front of us, and Cong Man has climbed up onto the ring apron!
Cong Man leaps and looks for a Double Axe Handle – BUT SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) CATCHES HIM AND DELIVERS A HUGE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM NO WHERE AND CONG MAN IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE – SMASH!!!!
WHAT CARNAGE! BOTH THE CONG MAN AND THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE HAVE BEEN DESTROYED, WHERE THE HELL DID SCOTTY DOGG GET THAT FROM!?
Scotty (Figo) is crouched on the outside here, perhaps even he can’t believe what he’s just done to his best friend and tag team partner! He tries to shake the cobwebs and get to his feet as the fans all around the arena chant “HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T!”
Scotty Dogg (Figo) looks at the shattered remains of the table of the Cong Man who is lying motionlessly and once again here tonight, his eyes light up! The crowd are once again on their feet as Scotty slowly but surely climbs to the top rope closest to where Cong Man is lying.
He signals to the fans who both boo and cheer in response, and then steadies himself…no way is he even thinking about this…HE JUMPS – CCCRRRAAAZZZYYYSSSAAAUUULLLTTT – WHAM!!!!!!! SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) NAILS A PERFECT CRAZYSAULT – WHAT HANG TIME!!! THIS IS AMAZING STUFF!
The sold-out audience here begin the two-worded chant once again as Scotty Dogg (Figo) and The Cong Man lie lifelessly in the remnants of the Announcer’s Table, watching the replay we can also see that Scotty got a lot of the table as well as The Cong Man, was the awesome move worth the risk?
Teddy Long (Tony) is still down and…and wait, what’s this? IT’S HAWK (AFROJOE)! The CAW World Champion is making his way down to the ring, this man certainly has history with both these guys. Hawk used to be best friends with both Scotty and Cong Man before he won the Title, and since then he has been feuding intensely with both of them…he also used to be part of Da Animalz, so this match could be seen as of special importance to him.
He makes his way over to both The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo) where he slowly drags them both back into the ring, and then stands over both men, looking a little confused to be honest. And now what’s he doing…HE PUTS THE CONG MAN ON TOP OF SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! WHY IS HE DOING THAT!? WHEN THE REFEREE WAKES HE WILL HAVE TO MAKE THE COUNT, IS HAWK GONNA WIN THE MATCH FOR THE CONG MAN!?
He makes to leave the ring…and then stops. He shakes his head, comes back and…PUTS SCOTTY DOGG ON TOP OF CONG MAN INSTEAD! WHAT THE HELL IS HAWK (AFROJOE) DOING!?
He goes to exit once again, and he’s halfway up the entrance ramp when he stops and thinks…he shakes his head and then makes his way back, stopping to pick up a steel chair from ringside though. He enters the ring where both men are beginning to stir and stands between both of them, his chair raised…both men are slowly getting to their feet, which of them is he gonna hit!?
Both men are somehow up, blood pouring from both of them, and Hawk (AfroJoe) seems to hesitate before…CLANG! DEVESTATING SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE CONG MAN! HE HIT THE CONG MAN!
I don’t even know if Scotty Dogg (Figo) is capable of thought at the moment, but he stares at Hawk in utter disbelief…CLANG!!! OH MAN HAWK JUST HIT SCOTTY DOGG TOO – THIS IS INSANE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) drops the chair and laughs, he hasn’t helped either of them, he’s just delivered even more punishment! The fans boo, jeer and even throw things at our CAW World Champion but he doesn’t care…wait, who’s that sprinting to the ring? GRANDPRIX! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS AS THE MAN HAWK FACES LATER FOR THE TITLE RUNS TOWARDS HIM!
Hawk (AfroJoe) sees this and makes his escape out of the ring and through the crowd, Grandprix chasing, before both men finally disappear backstage! Amazing!
Our cameras pan around the buzzing arena, no one can believe what we’re seeing here! After a little while all 3 men – including Teddy Long (Tony) – are stirring once again. Long begins a 10-count as both men desperately try to pull themselves up in the corners!
They’re up by the count of 9 and Scotty sprints at Cong Man only to be thwarted by a sharp kick to the gut, and Cong Man then puts Scotty onto his shoulders! POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! AND A THIRD POWERBOMB – CRASH! BRUTAL IMPACT AS THE CONG MAN DELIVERS THE CONGO BONGO, THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL! CONG MAN FALLS INTO A COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE- BUT NO!! SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) SOMEHOW GRABBED THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Cong Man looks utterly distraught and he hits the canvas in frustration. He berates Teddy Long for the apparently slow count, and then picks up Scotty Dogg again, I think he’s going for a second Congo Bongo…but Scotty Dogg slides off his shoulders!
Cong Man turns quickly but Scotty Dogg (Figo) is too quick, SCOTT BOTTOM – WHAM!!! SCOTTY’S FINISHER FROM NO WHERE! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, WHAT RESILIENCY FROM BOTH WARRIORS!
Both men are up again, are they superhuman!? The whole arena is on it’s feet here, they can sense the end nearing for one of these men…Scotty Dogg (Figo) tiredly whips The Cong Man into the turnbuckle – Cong Man hits hard and staggers back, and Scotty Dogg (Figo) rolls him up!
ONE!
SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) HAS A HAND ON THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!
TWO!
THE REF HAS NO IDEA!
THREEEEE!!!
IT’S OVER! SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) LETS GO OF THE ROPE AND QUICKLY ESCAPES THE RING, THE VICTOR OF THIS UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME AND BRUTAL MATCH-UP!
The crowd’s response is fiery – some are cheering wildly and some are distraught but all appreciate what a bout they’ve just seen, everyone is applauding! Soctty Dogg (Figo) lies on the outside, probably too tired to enjoy the moment, and Cong Man is leaning on the ropes in the ring – maybe he didn’t even know that Scotty was using the ropes for leverage?
Scotty Dogg (Figo) staggers up and begins to trek backstage, but not before signaling to the fans in celebration and giving his friend and partner in the ring a long look. Cong Man stares back, blood pouring from a wound to his forehead, who knows what lies ahead for these two men after this match?
Scotty Dogg (Figo) finally exits as Cong Man is helped backstage, receiving a massive ovation from his adoring fans, but many things have been proved tonight by both men. Scotty has beaten the best there is tonight despite using the ropes, he still proved to the whole world that he can cut it. Maybe the match would’ve gone Cong Man’s way, but after being suplexed through that table, receiving a massive Crazysault, a brutal steel chair shot to the head and a Scott Bottom, the fact that Scotty had to use questionable tactics to win certainly says something.
We have witnessed a legendary match between two legendary SRW superstars here tonight, and make sure you don’t miss anymore of Free-Fall because we’re sure to see more of this over the next few days.
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The winner of this match, Scotty Dogg (Figo).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Welcome to SRW Freefall as we’re back and just about ready to start our next match. It will determine the newest member of DoA pitting Matt Hardy (DW) against Krusher (Lipe) with the special guest referee of Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jae17). Wait a minute…
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*The DoA locker room pictures on the titan-tron*
Stone Edge: “You know what to do, Steve?”
Stone Cold: “Yeah. I’m on it.”
*Austin walks out of the room heading for the ring*
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What was that all about? I wonder what DoA have planned for this match? We’re about to find out…
The Glass Smashes and the Texas Rattlesnake walks out from behind the curtain to a round of boo’s from the fans! He smiles as he walks down to the ring with a microphone in his hand. He doesn’t look dressed to be a referee in his normal clothes of blue denim shorts and a bionic redneck leather jacket with no sleeves so what could this mean? He enters the ring and begins to speak…
“Well Well”
*boooooo*
“Ah, shut your dam mouths!”
*The booing slowly dies down*
“You’re about to see Matt Hardy go face to face with Krusher in the winner joins DoA match. We’ve decided to add a little stipulation… Yeah, as before I am the special guest referee… BUT THIS MATCH IS NOW ALSO A HARDCORE FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!”
Wow! I can’t believe it!
“And that’s the bottom line, coz Stone Cold said so!”
Here we go…
“Oh yyyeaahhhh” Matt Hardys (DW) music hits and he walks down the ramp knowing what carnage is ahead of him. A hardcore match will certainly work against him in this match but can he pull out a victory? After all, Krusher is new to SRW and could make some rookie mistakes for him to capitalize on. The master of Mattitude steps into the ring where Stone Cold is waiting and awaits his opponent…
Asphyx’s “The Krusher” hits as the man himself walks out beneath the titan-tron. He smiles as he walks down the ramp. He must know that this match will work in his favour. Krusher (Lipe) enters the ring, the bell rings and this match has officially begun…
Matt Hardy runs at Krusher… Dropkick to the head! Krusher is knocked back into the turnbuckle. Hardy starts punching away until Krusher pushes him down half way across the ring! No! This time Krusher charges at Hardy but is taken down with a drop toe hold! Matt stomps on him a few times before pulling him up to his feet but a kick to the mid-section stops him in his tracks! DDT by Krusher! Down goes Matt!
Krusher wastes no time in heading to the outside of the ring and looking for weapons. He chucks a dustbin in the ring full of allsorts of goodies! Or should we call them baddies?! Anyway, last of all, he grabs a steel chair from beside the announcers table. Turns around. Wow! Matt Hardy just hit Krusher right across the skull with a dustbin lid!
He’s still standing! *BANG* And again, Matt hits him across the skull. This time he goes down. Matt picks him up and slides him into the ring. Early cover… Austin counts… 1, 2, and a kick out! Hardy gets up wasting no time with some heavy stomping but Krusher soon rolls out of the ring. Hardy taunts the crowd before following him out of the ring. RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! Krusher is back in control of this match-up! He grabs the ring bell from ringside… *DING* Matt Hardy goes down! Krusher gets the cover… 1, 2, and a kick out!
This new guy doesn’t take nicely to kick outs… Woah. No! Krusher moves Matt Hardy nearer to our announcers table! I’m moving… He pulls Matt Hardy up above his head… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Well. Err. That’s what I would’ve been saying if Matt didn’t reverse the move into a roll up! COVER!
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NO! Kick Out! Krusher shoots back to his feet steaming at what just happened! He can’t believe it! Matt runs up the ramp and he follows… This could be a mistake. Krusher catches him up on the stage and hits a major clothesline! “Argh!” He shouts in frustration! KRUSHER! KRUSHER! KRUSHER! And no, not the person; the move! He’s kicking away at Matt Hardy… They’re getting higher and higher… Wait! Matt ducks the big one! Krusher follows through! DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF KRUSHER! HE GOES FLYING OFF THE STAGE! *BANG* Krusher hits the concrete below with a thud!
Both men are down. Matt Hardy is using time to recover on the stage as Krusher is down below the stage! He’s Out! Austin shouts at both of them to “Get Up!” but its not working…
…Finally, after about a minute, Matt Hardy gets to his feet! No! He looks down at Krusher from the stage! Signals! Is he going to deliver a large dose of Mattitude here?! He’s just about to jump… KRUSHER GETS UP! He’s back to his feet! Matt cancels the manoeuvre and instead climbs the caging around the titan-tron! By the time Krusher makes it to the top of the stage; Matt Hardy is ready! CROSS BODY OFFTHE BOTTOM RIM OF THE TITAN-TRON! WOW! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Krusher definitely got the worst of it being sandwiched between Matt Hardy and the floor! Matt hasn’t landed too well either though. It looks like he’s banged his leg on the way down… Let’s take a look at a replay…
*Replay appears on Titan-Tron*
Yeah. You see it right there. Just as he was landing, his right knee hit the ground first. That’s gotta hurt! Austin’s asking him if he wants to quit but he’s obviously saying “No!”.
Krusher looks out of it and it’s not looking good for Matt Hardy as he’s injured his knee badly. We’re gonna go on a quick break while these guys recover a bit!
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The Titan-Tron goes black…
White writing appears…
“He’s Coming…”
“He’ll help THEM become the most dominant faction SRW has EVER seen…”
“He cannot be beaten…”
“Who is he?”
“Wait and see in the coming weeks of SRW Eclipse…”
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We’re back here live at Freefall and who the hell could that be advertising? Hmm… I wonder what faction he could be joining? Anyway, back to the match!
Matt Hardy (DW) seems to be getting over his knee and Krusher is slowly arising.
[A few minutes of babbling on later]
Both men are to their feet on the stage. They slowly exchange punches! Krusher is in a bad daze and Matt Hardy is having big problems with his knee. Woah! Suplex on the stage by Hardy! He then falls back down to the ground himself for a few seconds before crawling back down to the ring… Krusher slowly gets back to his feet soon after and follows…
Both men are back up in the ring! Matt tries a few right hands on Krusher but it doesn’t look to have much effect… Krusher gets back to his feet and taunts Matt Hardy.
Hardy runs at Krusher looking for a clothesline only it doesn’t quite work out that way… SPINEBUSTER! Krusher uses his momentum to lock in the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
THIS ONE HAS GOTTA BE OVER WITH THAT KNEE INJURY!!! Hardy is trying to hold on but its not looking good. Krusher has got it locked in tight. Matt screams in pain as Krusher shouts for him to tap. Austin checks up on the matter but Hardy denies.
A few seconds on and Krusher decides to release the move. He has a better idea… Krusher picks up Matt Hardy and starts off on his finishing manoeuvre; KRUSHER! He starts off with some low kicks… They get higher… and higher… UNTIL MATT HARDY CATCHES ONE! HE SPINS KRUSHER AROUND! KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! TWIST OF FATE! Krusher is out of it!
Wait a minute! Matt Hardy turns around… STONE COLD STUNNER! He goes down! Austin signals for Krusher to get up… Minutes later when he does so… STONE COLD STUNNER!!!
What does this mean? Don’t DoA want a new member?! Austin grabs a microphone and a couple of beers from ringside and as he walks up the ramp; explains…
“Krusher. Matt Hardy. You’ve both impressed me in this match-up! That’s why I can’t decide which one of you is more worthy of joining DoA!”
*He cracks open a Steve-Weiser and knocks it back*
“I want you both to walk your sorry @sses down to this ring next week on Eclipse and tell me if you still wanna join DoA after that Stunner just then!”
*Austin Laughs*
“Whether you do or you don’t, I’ll take it on from there! And that’s the bottom line, coz Stone Cold Steve Austin said so!”
*He opens and knocks back his last Steve-Weiser before heading backstage*
Look at the carnage that has been left in the ring! Both competitors from this match are lying there looking totally out of it along with a dustbin full of weapons, which haven’t even been used!
Will these guys still wanna join DoA after this match? I guess we’ll find out next week on Eclipse! I wonder what Austin will do if they both say yes… Or on the other hand say no!
Tune in to SRW Eclipse Next Week and in the meantime, enjoy the rest of Freefall!
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Thanks for reading,
Jae
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*The DoA locker room pictures on the titan-tron*
Stone Edge: “You know what to do, Steve?”
Stone Cold: “Yeah. I’m on it.”
*Austin walks out of the room heading for the ring*
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What was that all about? I wonder what DoA have planned for this match? We’re about to find out…
The Glass Smashes and the Texas Rattlesnake walks out from behind the curtain to a round of boo’s from the fans! He smiles as he walks down to the ring with a microphone in his hand. He doesn’t look dressed to be a referee in his normal clothes of blue denim shorts and a bionic redneck leather jacket with no sleeves so what could this mean? He enters the ring and begins to speak…
“Well Well”
*boooooo*
“Ah, shut your dam mouths!”
*The booing slowly dies down*
“You’re about to see Matt Hardy go face to face with Krusher in the winner joins DoA match. We’ve decided to add a little stipulation… Yeah, as before I am the special guest referee… BUT THIS MATCH IS NOW ALSO A HARDCORE FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!”
Wow! I can’t believe it!
“And that’s the bottom line, coz Stone Cold said so!”
Here we go…
“Oh yyyeaahhhh” Matt Hardys (DW) music hits and he walks down the ramp knowing what carnage is ahead of him. A hardcore match will certainly work against him in this match but can he pull out a victory? After all, Krusher is new to SRW and could make some rookie mistakes for him to capitalize on. The master of Mattitude steps into the ring where Stone Cold is waiting and awaits his opponent…
Asphyx’s “The Krusher” hits as the man himself walks out beneath the titan-tron. He smiles as he walks down the ramp. He must know that this match will work in his favour. Krusher (Lipe) enters the ring, the bell rings and this match has officially begun…
Matt Hardy runs at Krusher… Dropkick to the head! Krusher is knocked back into the turnbuckle. Hardy starts punching away until Krusher pushes him down half way across the ring! No! This time Krusher charges at Hardy but is taken down with a drop toe hold! Matt stomps on him a few times before pulling him up to his feet but a kick to the mid-section stops him in his tracks! DDT by Krusher! Down goes Matt!
Krusher wastes no time in heading to the outside of the ring and looking for weapons. He chucks a dustbin in the ring full of allsorts of goodies! Or should we call them baddies?! Anyway, last of all, he grabs a steel chair from beside the announcers table. Turns around. Wow! Matt Hardy just hit Krusher right across the skull with a dustbin lid!
He’s still standing! *BANG* And again, Matt hits him across the skull. This time he goes down. Matt picks him up and slides him into the ring. Early cover… Austin counts… 1, 2, and a kick out! Hardy gets up wasting no time with some heavy stomping but Krusher soon rolls out of the ring. Hardy taunts the crowd before following him out of the ring. RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! Krusher is back in control of this match-up! He grabs the ring bell from ringside… *DING* Matt Hardy goes down! Krusher gets the cover… 1, 2, and a kick out!
This new guy doesn’t take nicely to kick outs… Woah. No! Krusher moves Matt Hardy nearer to our announcers table! I’m moving… He pulls Matt Hardy up above his head… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Well. Err. That’s what I would’ve been saying if Matt didn’t reverse the move into a roll up! COVER!
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NO! Kick Out! Krusher shoots back to his feet steaming at what just happened! He can’t believe it! Matt runs up the ramp and he follows… This could be a mistake. Krusher catches him up on the stage and hits a major clothesline! “Argh!” He shouts in frustration! KRUSHER! KRUSHER! KRUSHER! And no, not the person; the move! He’s kicking away at Matt Hardy… They’re getting higher and higher… Wait! Matt ducks the big one! Krusher follows through! DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF KRUSHER! HE GOES FLYING OFF THE STAGE! *BANG* Krusher hits the concrete below with a thud!
Both men are down. Matt Hardy is using time to recover on the stage as Krusher is down below the stage! He’s Out! Austin shouts at both of them to “Get Up!” but its not working…
…Finally, after about a minute, Matt Hardy gets to his feet! No! He looks down at Krusher from the stage! Signals! Is he going to deliver a large dose of Mattitude here?! He’s just about to jump… KRUSHER GETS UP! He’s back to his feet! Matt cancels the manoeuvre and instead climbs the caging around the titan-tron! By the time Krusher makes it to the top of the stage; Matt Hardy is ready! CROSS BODY OFFTHE BOTTOM RIM OF THE TITAN-TRON! WOW! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Krusher definitely got the worst of it being sandwiched between Matt Hardy and the floor! Matt hasn’t landed too well either though. It looks like he’s banged his leg on the way down… Let’s take a look at a replay…
*Replay appears on Titan-Tron*
Yeah. You see it right there. Just as he was landing, his right knee hit the ground first. That’s gotta hurt! Austin’s asking him if he wants to quit but he’s obviously saying “No!”.
Krusher looks out of it and it’s not looking good for Matt Hardy as he’s injured his knee badly. We’re gonna go on a quick break while these guys recover a bit!
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The Titan-Tron goes black…
White writing appears…
“He’s Coming…”
“He’ll help THEM become the most dominant faction SRW has EVER seen…”
“He cannot be beaten…”
“Who is he?”
“Wait and see in the coming weeks of SRW Eclipse…”
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We’re back here live at Freefall and who the hell could that be advertising? Hmm… I wonder what faction he could be joining? Anyway, back to the match!
Matt Hardy (DW) seems to be getting over his knee and Krusher is slowly arising.
[A few minutes of babbling on later]
Both men are to their feet on the stage. They slowly exchange punches! Krusher is in a bad daze and Matt Hardy is having big problems with his knee. Woah! Suplex on the stage by Hardy! He then falls back down to the ground himself for a few seconds before crawling back down to the ring… Krusher slowly gets back to his feet soon after and follows…
Both men are back up in the ring! Matt tries a few right hands on Krusher but it doesn’t look to have much effect… Krusher gets back to his feet and taunts Matt Hardy.
Hardy runs at Krusher looking for a clothesline only it doesn’t quite work out that way… SPINEBUSTER! Krusher uses his momentum to lock in the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
THIS ONE HAS GOTTA BE OVER WITH THAT KNEE INJURY!!! Hardy is trying to hold on but its not looking good. Krusher has got it locked in tight. Matt screams in pain as Krusher shouts for him to tap. Austin checks up on the matter but Hardy denies.
A few seconds on and Krusher decides to release the move. He has a better idea… Krusher picks up Matt Hardy and starts off on his finishing manoeuvre; KRUSHER! He starts off with some low kicks… They get higher… and higher… UNTIL MATT HARDY CATCHES ONE! HE SPINS KRUSHER AROUND! KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! TWIST OF FATE! Krusher is out of it!
Wait a minute! Matt Hardy turns around… STONE COLD STUNNER! He goes down! Austin signals for Krusher to get up… Minutes later when he does so… STONE COLD STUNNER!!!
What does this mean? Don’t DoA want a new member?! Austin grabs a microphone and a couple of beers from ringside and as he walks up the ramp; explains…
“Krusher. Matt Hardy. You’ve both impressed me in this match-up! That’s why I can’t decide which one of you is more worthy of joining DoA!”
*He cracks open a Steve-Weiser and knocks it back*
“I want you both to walk your sorry @sses down to this ring next week on Eclipse and tell me if you still wanna join DoA after that Stunner just then!”
*Austin Laughs*
“Whether you do or you don’t, I’ll take it on from there! And that’s the bottom line, coz Stone Cold Steve Austin said so!”
*He opens and knocks back his last Steve-Weiser before heading backstage*
Look at the carnage that has been left in the ring! Both competitors from this match are lying there looking totally out of it along with a dustbin full of weapons, which haven’t even been used!
Will these guys still wanna join DoA after this match? I guess we’ll find out next week on Eclipse! I wonder what Austin will do if they both say yes… Or on the other hand say no!
Tune in to SRW Eclipse Next Week and in the meantime, enjoy the rest of Freefall!
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Thanks for reading,
Jae
Welcome to SRW, probably the best wrestling federation in the world. This PPV opens with a huge hardcore grudge match between Electron (Tazz) and the Undertaker (Jetster). It started way back when the Undertaker cost Electron a match and showed him who’s boss and now Electron is pysched for revenge.
The Undertakers (Jetsters) music hits and the crowd comes to it’s feet. The Taker emerges from the back brandishing a black baseball bat, looks like the Phenom is taking this very seriously or he feels he needs protection, whatever happens this looks like it will get ugly in a hurry. He circles the ring on his bike waving the bat in the air much to the crowds delight, finally he slowly makes his way into the ring and with no further posing for the crowd like usual and anxiously waits for his opponent to arrive tapping the bat against his palm.
Real American hits and a chorus of booing ensures as Electron (Tazz) comes out, the Brooklyn New Yorker ignores the crowds taunting and doesn’t give them the pleasure as he makes his way confidently toward the ring. However as he approaches the ring he takes his time climbing the steps never once letting the Undertaker out of his sight. The two begin a stare down as the Undertaker backs off and lets him in.
The bell sounds and Electron imminently dives at the Undertaker and begins hammering away with right hands knocking the dead man into the turnbuckle! Looks like Electron didn’t like that a** kicking he received last time at the hands of the Undertaker. This doesn’t last long however as the Undertaker with his brute force pushes Electron backwards and down to the canvas. He cockily dusts himself off but Electron isn’t giving up that easy and makes another dive for his opponent but this time the otherwise slow Undertaker side-steps the attack and starts with the energy draining repeated right and left blows.
Electron gets into a slight daze as the Undertaker goes over for his baseball bat and swings for Electron who ducks and goes behind the Phenom and delivers a text book REVERSE DDT!! BAM!! Electron celebrates and taunts the fallen Undertaker proving to him that he can play his game better than anyone, he slides under the ropes and to the outside of the ring and begins throwing in some weapons. Steel chairs, fire extinguishers, iron bars, brown bags and even throws in a table. It’s hardcore heaven baby!! The Undertaker shakes himself off and quickly picks up the steel chair, Electron slides back into the ring and bumps into the feet of a waiting Phenom. Looking up and realising what he has just done he tries to grab a weapon to retaliate but the Undertaker strikes with the chair and nails him across his back, WHACK!! Electron screams in agony and tries to get up, he uses the ropes to aid him but as he turns around..... CRACK!! Another blow this time to the head courtesy of Deadman Inc. Electron is down and seemingly out so the Undertaker makes a pin, 1,2....... rope break! Electron gets his foot on the rope and saves himself from an early loss. The Undertaker picks Electron up by the throat and places him on his feet! The crowd cheer loudly hopeing for the signature manoeuvre but the Taker shakes his head and lets the grip go before kicking him in the stomach and pulling him between his legs!! No way!! Not now! The crowd comes to it’s feet they know what’s coming,.... but wait! The Undertaker lets him go!? What the hell? He shoves Electron to the mat and walks over to the table and begins to set it up before making his way back to Electron signalling that he’s about to taste wood.
The Undertaker picks up Electron and drags him to the table but Electron manages to deliver a knee into the Undertakers gut then grabbing him by the head charges him into the turnbuckle head first! This stuns the Deadman and Electron takes advantage by undoing the turnbuckle pad and slamming the Takers head into it one more time, then again..... and again..... and again then one more time before finally busting open a cut above the Undertakers eye! Bloodspilling the Undertaker leans on the ropes for support but a quick trip of the legs sends him into the canvas!! Electron climbs up the turnbuckle it looks as though he’s going for the Electric Elbow, the crowd comes alive and cameras at the ready but wait! The Undertaker somewhat dazed and wounded gets up! He catches Electron atop the ropes and holds him on his shoulders! What’s he doing!? Unable to keep proper balance Electron punches away at his wound busting it open some more, the Undertaker staggers over to the table! LOOK OUT!! Electron sees his opportunity and leans forward and SENDS THE UNDERTAKER FACE FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!!! CRASH!!! WHAT A MOVE!! In a surpassing event and a modified bulldog manoeuvre the Undertaker is taken straight out of the game!!
Amazingly Electron refuses to make the pin and instead goes for glory by emptying the contents of the brown bag which contains hundreds upon hundreds of pins!! He spreads them around an area of the ring before picking the Undertaker up and uses kicks and punches to weaken him down some more, Electron (Tazz) locks in a front face lock over the pins and attempts to hoist the Taker (Jetster) up but he fights back with some fore arm shots Electron again tries to lift him but this time the Undertaker reverses and picks up Electron into a standing suplex position but that again was reversed and Electron spins out of it and lands on his feet and quickly locks in a full nelson! It looks as though he’s going to full nelson slam him into the pins but as he picks him up the Undertaker turns out of it breaking the grip and in return grips in with a chokehold and then...........WHAM!! ARGGHHHHH!! CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM!! From out of nowhere the Undertaker hits home but both men are down and hurting!
The crowd get behind the Undertaker but both men get up at the same time and as the Undertaker kicks high Electron ducks goes for the BUBBA CUTTER but Undertaker pushes him away so Electron turns around and charges for the GORE but the Taker sidesteps, ahead of this Electron pulls out of the move and standing side kicks him in the head! Electron again goes top rope but I don’t think he realises that that last move didn’t knock the Undertaker down. Electron jumps with the ELECTRIC ELBOW!! On the floor or not this will hurt!! He gets amazing height but the UNDERTAKER LETS ELECTRON FLY OVER HIM AS HE GRABS HIS LEGS AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!! WHAT A MOVE!! UNBELIEVABLE!! It was a modification of the Last Ride!! Electron must be knocked out!! The Undertaker falls on top of his opponent as the referee counts. 1,2........3!! It’s over! Mercifully it over with the Undertaker reigning supreme and his respect in tact.
It’s a while before either man gets up but the Undertaker is first to leave ringside, he’ll need an operation to close that wound Electron sure did give him something to remember him by. As the cameras fade out you can see a sadistic smile creep up on Electrons face as he grins to himself, he obviously thinks that this is not over.
Thanks for reading
Starlight
The Undertakers (Jetsters) music hits and the crowd comes to it’s feet. The Taker emerges from the back brandishing a black baseball bat, looks like the Phenom is taking this very seriously or he feels he needs protection, whatever happens this looks like it will get ugly in a hurry. He circles the ring on his bike waving the bat in the air much to the crowds delight, finally he slowly makes his way into the ring and with no further posing for the crowd like usual and anxiously waits for his opponent to arrive tapping the bat against his palm.
Real American hits and a chorus of booing ensures as Electron (Tazz) comes out, the Brooklyn New Yorker ignores the crowds taunting and doesn’t give them the pleasure as he makes his way confidently toward the ring. However as he approaches the ring he takes his time climbing the steps never once letting the Undertaker out of his sight. The two begin a stare down as the Undertaker backs off and lets him in.
The bell sounds and Electron imminently dives at the Undertaker and begins hammering away with right hands knocking the dead man into the turnbuckle! Looks like Electron didn’t like that a** kicking he received last time at the hands of the Undertaker. This doesn’t last long however as the Undertaker with his brute force pushes Electron backwards and down to the canvas. He cockily dusts himself off but Electron isn’t giving up that easy and makes another dive for his opponent but this time the otherwise slow Undertaker side-steps the attack and starts with the energy draining repeated right and left blows.
Electron gets into a slight daze as the Undertaker goes over for his baseball bat and swings for Electron who ducks and goes behind the Phenom and delivers a text book REVERSE DDT!! BAM!! Electron celebrates and taunts the fallen Undertaker proving to him that he can play his game better than anyone, he slides under the ropes and to the outside of the ring and begins throwing in some weapons. Steel chairs, fire extinguishers, iron bars, brown bags and even throws in a table. It’s hardcore heaven baby!! The Undertaker shakes himself off and quickly picks up the steel chair, Electron slides back into the ring and bumps into the feet of a waiting Phenom. Looking up and realising what he has just done he tries to grab a weapon to retaliate but the Undertaker strikes with the chair and nails him across his back, WHACK!! Electron screams in agony and tries to get up, he uses the ropes to aid him but as he turns around..... CRACK!! Another blow this time to the head courtesy of Deadman Inc. Electron is down and seemingly out so the Undertaker makes a pin, 1,2....... rope break! Electron gets his foot on the rope and saves himself from an early loss. The Undertaker picks Electron up by the throat and places him on his feet! The crowd cheer loudly hopeing for the signature manoeuvre but the Taker shakes his head and lets the grip go before kicking him in the stomach and pulling him between his legs!! No way!! Not now! The crowd comes to it’s feet they know what’s coming,.... but wait! The Undertaker lets him go!? What the hell? He shoves Electron to the mat and walks over to the table and begins to set it up before making his way back to Electron signalling that he’s about to taste wood.
The Undertaker picks up Electron and drags him to the table but Electron manages to deliver a knee into the Undertakers gut then grabbing him by the head charges him into the turnbuckle head first! This stuns the Deadman and Electron takes advantage by undoing the turnbuckle pad and slamming the Takers head into it one more time, then again..... and again..... and again then one more time before finally busting open a cut above the Undertakers eye! Bloodspilling the Undertaker leans on the ropes for support but a quick trip of the legs sends him into the canvas!! Electron climbs up the turnbuckle it looks as though he’s going for the Electric Elbow, the crowd comes alive and cameras at the ready but wait! The Undertaker somewhat dazed and wounded gets up! He catches Electron atop the ropes and holds him on his shoulders! What’s he doing!? Unable to keep proper balance Electron punches away at his wound busting it open some more, the Undertaker staggers over to the table! LOOK OUT!! Electron sees his opportunity and leans forward and SENDS THE UNDERTAKER FACE FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!!! CRASH!!! WHAT A MOVE!! In a surpassing event and a modified bulldog manoeuvre the Undertaker is taken straight out of the game!!
Amazingly Electron refuses to make the pin and instead goes for glory by emptying the contents of the brown bag which contains hundreds upon hundreds of pins!! He spreads them around an area of the ring before picking the Undertaker up and uses kicks and punches to weaken him down some more, Electron (Tazz) locks in a front face lock over the pins and attempts to hoist the Taker (Jetster) up but he fights back with some fore arm shots Electron again tries to lift him but this time the Undertaker reverses and picks up Electron into a standing suplex position but that again was reversed and Electron spins out of it and lands on his feet and quickly locks in a full nelson! It looks as though he’s going to full nelson slam him into the pins but as he picks him up the Undertaker turns out of it breaking the grip and in return grips in with a chokehold and then...........WHAM!! ARGGHHHHH!! CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM!! From out of nowhere the Undertaker hits home but both men are down and hurting!
The crowd get behind the Undertaker but both men get up at the same time and as the Undertaker kicks high Electron ducks goes for the BUBBA CUTTER but Undertaker pushes him away so Electron turns around and charges for the GORE but the Taker sidesteps, ahead of this Electron pulls out of the move and standing side kicks him in the head! Electron again goes top rope but I don’t think he realises that that last move didn’t knock the Undertaker down. Electron jumps with the ELECTRIC ELBOW!! On the floor or not this will hurt!! He gets amazing height but the UNDERTAKER LETS ELECTRON FLY OVER HIM AS HE GRABS HIS LEGS AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!! WHAT A MOVE!! UNBELIEVABLE!! It was a modification of the Last Ride!! Electron must be knocked out!! The Undertaker falls on top of his opponent as the referee counts. 1,2........3!! It’s over! Mercifully it over with the Undertaker reigning supreme and his respect in tact.
It’s a while before either man gets up but the Undertaker is first to leave ringside, he’ll need an operation to close that wound Electron sure did give him something to remember him by. As the cameras fade out you can see a sadistic smile creep up on Electrons face as he grins to himself, he obviously thinks that this is not over.
Thanks for reading
Starlight
Hardcore non title – Batista (Figo) V The Jackal (RM18)
We’re back on Eclipse and we are ready for what will only be described as career threatening encounter between Batista (Figo) and The Jackal (RM18). This match will be hardcore rules but the title will not be on the line. Batista and The Jackal met in a bruising encounter at Burnout in a match that saw Batista come out the winner. The Jackal needed time off to recover and declared his intentions of getting that Hardcore title out of Batista’s hands. The Jackal has hired Hardcore legend Mick Foley (RM18) to help him get that title but Batista has built a mini faction called the Hardcore Revolution. This consists of Billy Gunn (Asher D), John Cena (Afrojoe) and Batista. With this match being Hardcore rules, anything can happen.
We head to the locker room where we see the Hardcore Revolution. Batista is looking particularly angry today…
“I’m so sick of The Jackal messing around in my business. I warned him at Burnout that if he messes with me or the Hardcore title again, it will be the last time he ever steps into the ring. Now we are heading into Freefall and The Jackal is back again! I’m going to make sure that The Jackal doesn’t make it to Freefall and I’ve got you guys to make sure that happens. Also, I know I can’t walk around the arena without being followed by that pest, Crash (Grandprix). If you even see him, take him out and I don’t mean to dinner!”
We head towards another locker room and we see The Jackal (RM18) and Mick Foley (RM18) having a discussion. Unfortunately, we were told not to enter. It’s obviously a back up plan of some sort if things turn sour.
Batista’s music hits and out strolls Batista (Figo) to boos as he raises the title in his hands and points to Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) as a sign of things to come it seems. Batista steps into the ring as Cena and Gunn pull out an array of weapons from underneath the ring and scattering them around the outside of the ring. Cena and Gunn finish what they are doing and take a seat near the announcer’s table with smug looks on their faces.
The Jackal’s contorted piano music plays and then flows into Foley’s trademark tune as the crowd cheer. Foley (RM18) has a stack of his new book in his hands and he hands them out to the fans. A small fan called DW managed to get hold of one of the books and looks overjoyed. Foley hands out all the books but one and he opens it up to the camera. Inside, The Jackal (RM18) and Mick Foley have signed it. How nice!
The Jackal surveys the current situation and steps into the ring as Batista just glares evilly at him. The bell rings and this match is underway. Jackal chants are beginning to ring out in the crowd and Batista looks around at them. He spots someone in the crowd and calls his cronies over. Cena and Gunn head into the crowd and attack a crowd member! They’ve attacked Crash (Grandprix) on his date with Jazz! Paramedics take Crash away after the vicious beating as Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) head back to their chairs on the outside.
While the attack was going on, The Jackal (RM18) caught out a distracted Batista (Figo) and unloads on him with vicious bin lid shots. Just so you know, these aren’t trashy tin foil bin lids. The Jackal puts the bin lid on the mat and DDT’s Batista on it! OUCH! The Jackal picks up his trademark 2X4 and throws Batista off the ropes… OOOH!!! The 2X4 hits Batista in the head with great ferocity!
The Jackal goes for the cover but Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) are in the ring immediately and start pounding on The Jackal. Foley (RM18) storms in and starts clearing up and throws Cena and Gunn out of the ring! The delay was enough for Batista to recover sufficiently to move out of harms way and to the outside. Batista is too close to the ring, baseball slide by The Jackal and Batista flies back into the security barrier!
Batista (Figo) is in a bit of trouble at the moment. The Jackal (RM18) heads out of the ring and slams Batista on the security barrier! Batista falls into the crowd and starts crawling away. The Jackal is in pursuit and starts kicking him through the crowd. The Jackal kicks Batista, Batista grabs the leg, trips The Jackal up, The Jackal lands head first on the metal fence sectioning the crowd off from the stage! The Jackal turns round, Batista charges at him, back body drop over the fence!
The Jackal climbs over but Batista is on his way towards the ramp and onto the stage. The Jackal seems to be following Batista everywhere. Batista swings wildly and misses, The Jackal back drops Batista on the stage! The Jackal wastes no time and picks Batista up. The crowd roar as The Jackal sets him up… JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! OFF THE STAGE!!! Batista folded up like an accordion! The Jackal is standing on top of the ramp, Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) from behind! THE JACKAL FLIES OFF THE STAGE AS WELL!!! BOTH ARE DOWN!! Cena and Gunn look pretty pleased with what they have done… FOLEY DOUBLE BULLDOGS CENA AND GUNN OFF THE STAGE!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!
There is total carnage at the bottom of the stage. The Jackal (RM18) and Batista (Figo) are just starting to move but Gunn and Cena look out of it. Foley (RM18) is lying there but seems okay. Batista grabs a nearby cable and starts choking out The Jackal! The Jackal is fading! Foley breaks it up! Foley must be pretty annoyed that The Jackal had this match won and got thrown off the stage by Cena and Gunn.
Batista is moving slowly away from The Jackal and heading for the ring again. Batista always seems to run away from The Jackal. I wonder why that is… Back to the match, Batista is back at ringside and grabs his Hardcore title belt and sits behind the ring so The Jackal can’t see him. The Jackal looks a little disorientated, perhaps the fall was a bit rough. He heads towards the ring and is searching for Batista. The crowd are yelling but it’s not enough… WHAM! Batista smacks The Jackal in the head with the title belt! He goes for, what is amazingly, the first cover of the match! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Good strong kick out by The Jackal. Batista (Figo) rams The Jackal (RM18) into the steel steps and then throws him into the ring. I think Batista wants to end this now! First, Batista wants payback! Batista smacks The Jackal numerous times with the same bin lid The Jackal had used earlier! Batista has had enough of that and sets The Jackal up… BATISTA BOMB!! BATISTA GOES FOR THE COVER!!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT!! THE JACKAL KICKED OUT!!! Is there any way of keeping The Jackal down for 3? Batista cannot believe what is happening and yells at Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) to get down here. What we hadn’t seen was Cena and Gunn working over Foley (RM18) on the ramp. Cena and Gunn start destroying The Jackal! Batista joins in! It’s 3 on 1! This isn’t fair!
Both Batista (Figo) and The Jackal (RM18) have been busted open from the previous exchanges and Batista grabs the Hardcore title and stands over The Jackal pointing to the title. The Jackal smiles! Cena and Gunn can’t hold The Jackal down! LOW BLOW ON BATISTA!! CENA AND GUNN TAKE DOWN THE JACKAL AGAIN!! Cena and Gunn hold The Jackal and Batista grabs the belt again and lines him up!
WHAT THE HELL? Foley (RM18) calls to the back and THE ENTIRE HARDCORE DIVISION RUNS DOWN THE RAMP!! Foley runs into the ring with his book… WHAM!! Straight into Batista’s head! The entire Hardcore division is fighting in the ring! The ref doesn’t have a clue what to do! He’s called the match off! Batista and The Jackal will meet again and there will have to be a winner in that one!
RESULT: NO CONTEST
We’re back on Eclipse and we are ready for what will only be described as career threatening encounter between Batista (Figo) and The Jackal (RM18). This match will be hardcore rules but the title will not be on the line. Batista and The Jackal met in a bruising encounter at Burnout in a match that saw Batista come out the winner. The Jackal needed time off to recover and declared his intentions of getting that Hardcore title out of Batista’s hands. The Jackal has hired Hardcore legend Mick Foley (RM18) to help him get that title but Batista has built a mini faction called the Hardcore Revolution. This consists of Billy Gunn (Asher D), John Cena (Afrojoe) and Batista. With this match being Hardcore rules, anything can happen.
We head to the locker room where we see the Hardcore Revolution. Batista is looking particularly angry today…
“I’m so sick of The Jackal messing around in my business. I warned him at Burnout that if he messes with me or the Hardcore title again, it will be the last time he ever steps into the ring. Now we are heading into Freefall and The Jackal is back again! I’m going to make sure that The Jackal doesn’t make it to Freefall and I’ve got you guys to make sure that happens. Also, I know I can’t walk around the arena without being followed by that pest, Crash (Grandprix). If you even see him, take him out and I don’t mean to dinner!”
We head towards another locker room and we see The Jackal (RM18) and Mick Foley (RM18) having a discussion. Unfortunately, we were told not to enter. It’s obviously a back up plan of some sort if things turn sour.
Batista’s music hits and out strolls Batista (Figo) to boos as he raises the title in his hands and points to Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) as a sign of things to come it seems. Batista steps into the ring as Cena and Gunn pull out an array of weapons from underneath the ring and scattering them around the outside of the ring. Cena and Gunn finish what they are doing and take a seat near the announcer’s table with smug looks on their faces.
The Jackal’s contorted piano music plays and then flows into Foley’s trademark tune as the crowd cheer. Foley (RM18) has a stack of his new book in his hands and he hands them out to the fans. A small fan called DW managed to get hold of one of the books and looks overjoyed. Foley hands out all the books but one and he opens it up to the camera. Inside, The Jackal (RM18) and Mick Foley have signed it. How nice!
The Jackal surveys the current situation and steps into the ring as Batista just glares evilly at him. The bell rings and this match is underway. Jackal chants are beginning to ring out in the crowd and Batista looks around at them. He spots someone in the crowd and calls his cronies over. Cena and Gunn head into the crowd and attack a crowd member! They’ve attacked Crash (Grandprix) on his date with Jazz! Paramedics take Crash away after the vicious beating as Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) head back to their chairs on the outside.
While the attack was going on, The Jackal (RM18) caught out a distracted Batista (Figo) and unloads on him with vicious bin lid shots. Just so you know, these aren’t trashy tin foil bin lids. The Jackal puts the bin lid on the mat and DDT’s Batista on it! OUCH! The Jackal picks up his trademark 2X4 and throws Batista off the ropes… OOOH!!! The 2X4 hits Batista in the head with great ferocity!
The Jackal goes for the cover but Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) are in the ring immediately and start pounding on The Jackal. Foley (RM18) storms in and starts clearing up and throws Cena and Gunn out of the ring! The delay was enough for Batista to recover sufficiently to move out of harms way and to the outside. Batista is too close to the ring, baseball slide by The Jackal and Batista flies back into the security barrier!
Batista (Figo) is in a bit of trouble at the moment. The Jackal (RM18) heads out of the ring and slams Batista on the security barrier! Batista falls into the crowd and starts crawling away. The Jackal is in pursuit and starts kicking him through the crowd. The Jackal kicks Batista, Batista grabs the leg, trips The Jackal up, The Jackal lands head first on the metal fence sectioning the crowd off from the stage! The Jackal turns round, Batista charges at him, back body drop over the fence!
The Jackal climbs over but Batista is on his way towards the ramp and onto the stage. The Jackal seems to be following Batista everywhere. Batista swings wildly and misses, The Jackal back drops Batista on the stage! The Jackal wastes no time and picks Batista up. The crowd roar as The Jackal sets him up… JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! OFF THE STAGE!!! Batista folded up like an accordion! The Jackal is standing on top of the ramp, Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) from behind! THE JACKAL FLIES OFF THE STAGE AS WELL!!! BOTH ARE DOWN!! Cena and Gunn look pretty pleased with what they have done… FOLEY DOUBLE BULLDOGS CENA AND GUNN OFF THE STAGE!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!
There is total carnage at the bottom of the stage. The Jackal (RM18) and Batista (Figo) are just starting to move but Gunn and Cena look out of it. Foley (RM18) is lying there but seems okay. Batista grabs a nearby cable and starts choking out The Jackal! The Jackal is fading! Foley breaks it up! Foley must be pretty annoyed that The Jackal had this match won and got thrown off the stage by Cena and Gunn.
Batista is moving slowly away from The Jackal and heading for the ring again. Batista always seems to run away from The Jackal. I wonder why that is… Back to the match, Batista is back at ringside and grabs his Hardcore title belt and sits behind the ring so The Jackal can’t see him. The Jackal looks a little disorientated, perhaps the fall was a bit rough. He heads towards the ring and is searching for Batista. The crowd are yelling but it’s not enough… WHAM! Batista smacks The Jackal in the head with the title belt! He goes for, what is amazingly, the first cover of the match! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Good strong kick out by The Jackal. Batista (Figo) rams The Jackal (RM18) into the steel steps and then throws him into the ring. I think Batista wants to end this now! First, Batista wants payback! Batista smacks The Jackal numerous times with the same bin lid The Jackal had used earlier! Batista has had enough of that and sets The Jackal up… BATISTA BOMB!! BATISTA GOES FOR THE COVER!!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT!! THE JACKAL KICKED OUT!!! Is there any way of keeping The Jackal down for 3? Batista cannot believe what is happening and yells at Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) to get down here. What we hadn’t seen was Cena and Gunn working over Foley (RM18) on the ramp. Cena and Gunn start destroying The Jackal! Batista joins in! It’s 3 on 1! This isn’t fair!
Both Batista (Figo) and The Jackal (RM18) have been busted open from the previous exchanges and Batista grabs the Hardcore title and stands over The Jackal pointing to the title. The Jackal smiles! Cena and Gunn can’t hold The Jackal down! LOW BLOW ON BATISTA!! CENA AND GUNN TAKE DOWN THE JACKAL AGAIN!! Cena and Gunn hold The Jackal and Batista grabs the belt again and lines him up!
WHAT THE HELL? Foley (RM18) calls to the back and THE ENTIRE HARDCORE DIVISION RUNS DOWN THE RAMP!! Foley runs into the ring with his book… WHAM!! Straight into Batista’s head! The entire Hardcore division is fighting in the ring! The ref doesn’t have a clue what to do! He’s called the match off! Batista and The Jackal will meet again and there will have to be a winner in that one!
RESULT: NO CONTEST
Tag Team Grudge Match:
DoA (Stone Edge (Jericho17) and Crusher (Tazz)) vs Parental Advisory (The Hurricane (RM18) and Josh Matthews (DW))
“Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler back at ringside for what should prove to be a real slobberknocker of a tag-team contest, exclusive to SRW Eclipse!”
“Keep Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’ Rollin’” Stone Edge’s music hits signalling the arrival of the DoA. The camera stays focused beneath the Titan-Tron and completely misses the DoA emerging from the hidden entrance on the set, which one upon a time Gangrel would have used to make his enterance. The cameraman finally realises that he’s missed DoA and re-focuses on the ring, where Stone Edge (Jericho17) and Crusher (Tazz) stand looking intimidating.
“Stand Back...There’s a Hurricane (RM18) coming through!” SRW’s resident Super-Hero emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, as the arena is bathed in green light. Behind him is his trusty side-kick, Josh Matthews(DW), who is more accustomed to announcing than in-ring combat these days. Hurricane and Matthews enter the ring and go to opposite corners to pose for the fans.
Parental Advisory’s posing is cut short, however, as they are blindsided by Stone Edge and Crusher. Matthews gets launched almost from one side of the ring to the other by a vicious overhead-release German suplex from the Crusher! Hurricane also gets drilled by a DDT from Stone Edge! Dropped him right on his head! Hurricane goes limp! Crusher drags Matthews, who has gone dead weight back up and lifts him in a fireman’s carry position. With all Matthews’ weight across his shoulders Crusher runs across the ring, flips forward and lands on Matthews, driving him into the canvas! Crusher lies where he is, making a lax cover on Matthews...1...2...
KICK OUT!!! Matthews just managed to get his shoulder up! Stone Edge is gone up to the top turnbuckle and as Hurricane staggers back to his feet; he jumps at him...THESZ PRESS! Referee Nick Patrick is down to make the count, but Stone Edge isn’t going for a cover...instead he reigns down a barrage of punches on the masked, prone head of the Hurricane! Eventually, Patrick gets Stone Edge off and he drags Hurricane back to his feet.
Both members of DoA are now in opposite corners, as all four men have been in the ring since the start of this match, Nick Patrick hasn’t had any control since the opening bell and we’ve got no idea who the legal men are! Stone Edge and Crusher simultaneously go to whip Hurricane and Matthews towards the centre of the ring...they’re going to hit each other! But...Matthews and Hurricane dosey-doe around each other and hit Crusher and Stone Edge with a pair of clotheslines as the Crowd roar their appreciation!
Matthews and the Hurricane go to the opposite corners they find themselves in and in absolute synchronisation leap up to the top turnbuckles. A pair of flying cross-body blocks...and a double pin-fall attempt! The referee is counting both Stone Edge and Crusher down...1...2...but they both kick out!!! Finally Nick Patrick gets Matthews and Crusher to go back to their respective corners.
Stone Edge(Jericho17) and The Hurricane(RM18) are left together in the ring, with the Hurricane in control of the match. Hurricane whips Stone Edge to the ropes, but Stone Edge reverse and Hurricane is sent to the ropes. Hurricane ducks a Stone Edge lariat coming back and bounces off the other side of the ring, Stone Edge drops down out of the way and runs in the opposite direction...both men off the ropes...Running cross body from Stone Edge, Hurricane had the same idea and a sickening clash of heads occurs. Both men are down now and Nick Patrick begins the ten count. But he’s interrupted by Matthews and Crusher storming into the ring!!!
Josh Matthews(DW) gains the advantage by nailing Crusher(Tazz) with a dropkick that sends Crusher through the ropes and tumbling to the floor as this match is out of control once again. Hurricane is back to his feet but on rubber legs as Stone Edge gets onto his knees. Hurricane runs at Stone Edge...SHINING WIZARD!!! Hurricane with the cover...1...2......KICK OUT!!! 2 and 9 tenths!!! Stone Edge showing great resilience to kick out of one of The Hurricane’s signature moves!!!
A groggy Crusher pulls himself back to his feet with the aid of the protective barrier at ringside. Matthews, still in the ring pulls back the top rope...PLANCHA!!! Matthews wipes out Crusher...but hits the guardrail, perhaps taking himself out of the equation. Back in the ring...Hurricane has Stone Edge by the throat...he gives us the thumbs-up...looks like he’s going for the Hurri-Choke Slam! But, Hurricane took too long! Stone Edge with a boot to the Stomach, Hurricane doubles over and Stone Edge quickly has powers him up...Stone Edge starts spinning, with Hurricane in position to be powerbombed...POWER STO…NO!!! Hurricane turns it into a flying head-scissors!!! Great Counter!
Crusher is back up on the ring apron as Hurricane follows up by whipping Stone Edge off the ropes. Blind tag made, Hurricane didn’t see it. Hurricane misses a clothesline on Stone Edge and as he turns to face him coming back from the other side of the ring, he gets nailed in the back of the head by a springboard dropkick from Crusher!!!
Crusher is going up to the top rope now...he waits for Hurricane to get back to his feet...Hurricane is on dream street. Crusher off the top...SUNSET FL...NO!!! Hurricane fights it...he’s standing with crusher clinging onto his back...Hurricane struggles to make the adjustment...and...VERTEBREAKER!!! Hurricane has this one in the bag...1...2...NO!!! Broken up by Stone Edge! Stone Edge just saved this match for his team!!! Josh Matthews is quickly in to nail Stone Edge with a flying forearm though, the force of which sends both men tumbling out of the ring, towards the commentary table!
This distraction has given crusher the time he needed to get up. As he does so Hurricane throws a wild right hand at him, which he ducks. Crusher hooks Hurricane...EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! He dropped the Hurricane right on his head!!! Outside the ring Stone Edge stuns Matthews with a solid right hand and he tears the cover off the Spanish announce table and tosses their monitors aside as the Spanish Jabroni commentators hurriedly get out of the way...
Back in the ring, Crusher locks Hurricane in a front face lock...SNAP SUPLEX...Crusher floats over into a pinning predicament...1...2...Hurricane just got the left shoulder up. Stone Edge has Matthews up on the announce table...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge locks his finisher on Matthews...purely to punish him...because he knows the referee can’t break it up out here!!! Back in thee ring, Crusher has Hurricane set up for a body slam...gets him up...Hurricane escapes...he grabs Crusher by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! Cover...1...2...3!!! Hurricane gets the win out of nowhere, when DoA were seemingly in control of the match!!!
Stone Edge hears the bell, but doesn’t care, he’s trying to injure Josh Matthews...Without even having paused to have his hand raised in victory Hurricane has sprinted over to where his partner is in trouble. Hurricane onto the announce table...he jumps at Stone Edge...LEAPING DDT!!! The announce table gives way and all three men land in a heap...
Referees and road agents coming running from the back to sort this mess out...
DoA (Stone Edge (Jericho17) and Crusher (Tazz)) vs Parental Advisory (The Hurricane (RM18) and Josh Matthews (DW))
“Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler back at ringside for what should prove to be a real slobberknocker of a tag-team contest, exclusive to SRW Eclipse!”
“Keep Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’ Rollin’” Stone Edge’s music hits signalling the arrival of the DoA. The camera stays focused beneath the Titan-Tron and completely misses the DoA emerging from the hidden entrance on the set, which one upon a time Gangrel would have used to make his enterance. The cameraman finally realises that he’s missed DoA and re-focuses on the ring, where Stone Edge (Jericho17) and Crusher (Tazz) stand looking intimidating.
“Stand Back...There’s a Hurricane (RM18) coming through!” SRW’s resident Super-Hero emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, as the arena is bathed in green light. Behind him is his trusty side-kick, Josh Matthews(DW), who is more accustomed to announcing than in-ring combat these days. Hurricane and Matthews enter the ring and go to opposite corners to pose for the fans.
Parental Advisory’s posing is cut short, however, as they are blindsided by Stone Edge and Crusher. Matthews gets launched almost from one side of the ring to the other by a vicious overhead-release German suplex from the Crusher! Hurricane also gets drilled by a DDT from Stone Edge! Dropped him right on his head! Hurricane goes limp! Crusher drags Matthews, who has gone dead weight back up and lifts him in a fireman’s carry position. With all Matthews’ weight across his shoulders Crusher runs across the ring, flips forward and lands on Matthews, driving him into the canvas! Crusher lies where he is, making a lax cover on Matthews...1...2...
KICK OUT!!! Matthews just managed to get his shoulder up! Stone Edge is gone up to the top turnbuckle and as Hurricane staggers back to his feet; he jumps at him...THESZ PRESS! Referee Nick Patrick is down to make the count, but Stone Edge isn’t going for a cover...instead he reigns down a barrage of punches on the masked, prone head of the Hurricane! Eventually, Patrick gets Stone Edge off and he drags Hurricane back to his feet.
Both members of DoA are now in opposite corners, as all four men have been in the ring since the start of this match, Nick Patrick hasn’t had any control since the opening bell and we’ve got no idea who the legal men are! Stone Edge and Crusher simultaneously go to whip Hurricane and Matthews towards the centre of the ring...they’re going to hit each other! But...Matthews and Hurricane dosey-doe around each other and hit Crusher and Stone Edge with a pair of clotheslines as the Crowd roar their appreciation!
Matthews and the Hurricane go to the opposite corners they find themselves in and in absolute synchronisation leap up to the top turnbuckles. A pair of flying cross-body blocks...and a double pin-fall attempt! The referee is counting both Stone Edge and Crusher down...1...2...but they both kick out!!! Finally Nick Patrick gets Matthews and Crusher to go back to their respective corners.
Stone Edge(Jericho17) and The Hurricane(RM18) are left together in the ring, with the Hurricane in control of the match. Hurricane whips Stone Edge to the ropes, but Stone Edge reverse and Hurricane is sent to the ropes. Hurricane ducks a Stone Edge lariat coming back and bounces off the other side of the ring, Stone Edge drops down out of the way and runs in the opposite direction...both men off the ropes...Running cross body from Stone Edge, Hurricane had the same idea and a sickening clash of heads occurs. Both men are down now and Nick Patrick begins the ten count. But he’s interrupted by Matthews and Crusher storming into the ring!!!
Josh Matthews(DW) gains the advantage by nailing Crusher(Tazz) with a dropkick that sends Crusher through the ropes and tumbling to the floor as this match is out of control once again. Hurricane is back to his feet but on rubber legs as Stone Edge gets onto his knees. Hurricane runs at Stone Edge...SHINING WIZARD!!! Hurricane with the cover...1...2......KICK OUT!!! 2 and 9 tenths!!! Stone Edge showing great resilience to kick out of one of The Hurricane’s signature moves!!!
A groggy Crusher pulls himself back to his feet with the aid of the protective barrier at ringside. Matthews, still in the ring pulls back the top rope...PLANCHA!!! Matthews wipes out Crusher...but hits the guardrail, perhaps taking himself out of the equation. Back in the ring...Hurricane has Stone Edge by the throat...he gives us the thumbs-up...looks like he’s going for the Hurri-Choke Slam! But, Hurricane took too long! Stone Edge with a boot to the Stomach, Hurricane doubles over and Stone Edge quickly has powers him up...Stone Edge starts spinning, with Hurricane in position to be powerbombed...POWER STO…NO!!! Hurricane turns it into a flying head-scissors!!! Great Counter!
Crusher is back up on the ring apron as Hurricane follows up by whipping Stone Edge off the ropes. Blind tag made, Hurricane didn’t see it. Hurricane misses a clothesline on Stone Edge and as he turns to face him coming back from the other side of the ring, he gets nailed in the back of the head by a springboard dropkick from Crusher!!!
Crusher is going up to the top rope now...he waits for Hurricane to get back to his feet...Hurricane is on dream street. Crusher off the top...SUNSET FL...NO!!! Hurricane fights it...he’s standing with crusher clinging onto his back...Hurricane struggles to make the adjustment...and...VERTEBREAKER!!! Hurricane has this one in the bag...1...2...NO!!! Broken up by Stone Edge! Stone Edge just saved this match for his team!!! Josh Matthews is quickly in to nail Stone Edge with a flying forearm though, the force of which sends both men tumbling out of the ring, towards the commentary table!
This distraction has given crusher the time he needed to get up. As he does so Hurricane throws a wild right hand at him, which he ducks. Crusher hooks Hurricane...EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! He dropped the Hurricane right on his head!!! Outside the ring Stone Edge stuns Matthews with a solid right hand and he tears the cover off the Spanish announce table and tosses their monitors aside as the Spanish Jabroni commentators hurriedly get out of the way...
Back in the ring, Crusher locks Hurricane in a front face lock...SNAP SUPLEX...Crusher floats over into a pinning predicament...1...2...Hurricane just got the left shoulder up. Stone Edge has Matthews up on the announce table...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge locks his finisher on Matthews...purely to punish him...because he knows the referee can’t break it up out here!!! Back in thee ring, Crusher has Hurricane set up for a body slam...gets him up...Hurricane escapes...he grabs Crusher by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! Cover...1...2...3!!! Hurricane gets the win out of nowhere, when DoA were seemingly in control of the match!!!
Stone Edge hears the bell, but doesn’t care, he’s trying to injure Josh Matthews...Without even having paused to have his hand raised in victory Hurricane has sprinted over to where his partner is in trouble. Hurricane onto the announce table...he jumps at Stone Edge...LEAPING DDT!!! The announce table gives way and all three men land in a heap...
Referees and road agents coming running from the back to sort this mess out...
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse as we are getting set for what was supposed to be a triple threat match… Chris Benoit (Grandprix) Vs RVD (Afrojoe) Vs Booker T (RM18). The reason I say “was supposed to be” is because of what happened earlier on tonight. Take a look…
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Suddenly, Jetster bursts into the locker room. "Reavs, you better come see this."
The camera follows The Elements as they rush through the backstage corridors and stop suddenly outside the refreshments room…the camera looks down to find Booker T (RM18) lying motionless, blood pouring from a wound at the top of his head. Sprayed on his back in huge blue letters is “BWO.”
“Well…even Cong Man could figure out who did this. Get some paramedics here, I’m off to study Gail Kim’s move structure again.”
The Elements leave and Lillian Garcia (Hercules) turns to the camera, “Booker T (RM18) has been beaten to a bloody pulp by the bWo- the man who saved Chris Benoit (Grandprix) from a vicious beating by the same faction just a fortnight ago! And tonight Benoit (Granprix) and Booker (RM18) are supposed to be taking on World Champ RVD (AfroJoe) of the bWo in a triple threat match, just a week before Chris Benoit (Grandprix) gets a well deserved title shot
at Free-Fall!”
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Booker was taken out of the equation and I can verify that he is in a nearby hospital facility receiving treatment as we speak.
The question now is; What happens to this match? Will it still go ahead? If it does, with the bWo around this match is sure to be a one-sided bout. Woah. Here we go…
“Hello my friend we meet again…” Creeds My Sacrifice hits and the SRW Commissioner Reaver (Ant) steps out onto the stage with a microphone at hand…
“Right. I realise we have a problem with this match. Hmm. I’m going to have to do something to make it less one-sided. Aha! I have an idea. This match will still be a triple threat match after all. A grin comes over Reavers face… I have a third competitor but before I announce who it is, introduce the other two guys in this match…”
*Reaver smiles as Chris Benoits music hits*
The Ravid Wolverine steps out from behind the curtain to cheering from the fans. He looks ready to kick some serious bWo @ss after what happened to Booker earlier on tonight. Benoit steps into the ring and awaits the champ.
“One Of A Kind” Van Dams music hits and the cocky one himself steps out from behind the curtain. As his name is announced he moves his hands in the air… R-V-D! The fans boo as he walks fastly down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face! Does he know who the third competitor is?! He steps in the ring and waits…
Reaver begins to speak…
“Right, introducing the last competitor in this match… *His grin extends further* …ANARCHY (DW)! Have a nice day!”
*Reaver smirks and walks to the back*
He must’ve had this planned all along! Dammit! All he wants is Anarchy to be worn down for their tag team match at Freefall! He’s already had a match tonight!
Van Dam looks on as the music hits…
“King Of My World” Anarchy walks out to a great reception from all of the Anarchists out there! He holds one arm up in the air on the stage before taking a deep breath and walking down the ramp...NO! IT’S STEVE CORINO AND STEVIE RICHARDS! Like scavengers they attack Anarchy on the ramp from behind!
He goes down and Van Dam looks on with approval from in the ring. Well, that’s until Benoit begins an exchanging of punches! The Referee rings the bell and it looks like we’re having a singles contest after all.
On the stage, Anarchy has managed to fight down Steve Corino AND Steven Richards! WoW! Anarchist onto the stage as Corino runs at Anarchy! Richards goes for a Censor kick but Anarchy ducks it and pushes him off the stage… *CRASH* A WOODEN TABLE BREAKS RICHARDS FALL!
Wait a minute! Here’s Chris Jericho (Figo)! He cockily walks up to Anarchy… The two exchange punches until LL Cool TT attacks Anarchy from behind! The double team goes on with some stomping! Jericho grabs a steel chair. *BANG* He hits Anarchy on the ground!
Here’s the cavalry! Josh Mathews and The Hurricane are here! Mathews exchanges some right hands with Jericho as does Hurricane with LL… BUT HERE’S STONE EDGE (Jae17)! HE TAKES OUT THE HURRICANE FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR! Helms goes down and Stone Edge smirks before saying, “See you at Freefall, Deadman!”.
LL Cool TT gets back to the job and helps Jericho get rid of Josh Mathews. They chuck him off the stage to the unforgiving concrete! Ouch!
Now that’s over with, LL heads down the ramp and round… He stacks 2 tables beneath the stage… It doesn’t look good for Anarchy! LL shouts for Jericho to do his stuff… Jericho signals…WHAT?! Here comes Reaver! He lifts Anarchy up onto his shoulders… POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE 2 TABLES! ANARCHY HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! IN FACT, ALL OF PARENTAL ADVISORY HAVE! ALSO HAVE OF THE bWo!
Reaver heads to the back as paramedics rush out to help Anarchy, Josh Mathews, Steve Corino and Stevie Richards! The Hurricane is beginning to stand. I guess Stone Edge didn’t want too much damage done to him before their big match at Freefall… If it was up to the bWo he would be down and out just like his team-mates.
Whilst all this is going on, Chris Benoit has control of RVD in the ring. Belly to Back Suplex! LL Cool TT and Jericho see this and walk down to the ring. The champion is in trouble! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN!!!
Van Dam tries to fight out of it but he can’t! Benoit has it locked in, in the centre of the ring… Jericho pulls the referee out of the ring and begins an argument as RVD taps for deer life! LL soon sorts that though with a kick to the back of Benoit’s head. DOUBLE D DEATH DROP! BENOIT GOES DOWN! LL gets himself to ringside along with Chris Jericho as RVD puts his arm over Benoit for the cover…
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…and it doesn’t! The Ravid Wolverine kicks out! LL Cool TT and Chris Jericho can’t believe it and neither can the champ! Van Dam soon manages to pull himself up to his feet! He climbs the turnbuckle! 5 STAR FROG SPLASH-NOT TO BE! Benoit rolls out of the way! He gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope himself… LL distracts the Ref… Could it be? *CLANG* No! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF BENOIT’S HEAD BY JERICHO!
He falls off the turnbuckle and out of the ring where Jericho stomps away a bit before sliding him back in the ring set up perfectly… Van Dam soon goes up high again… 5 STAR FROG SPLASH CONNECTS!
RVD rolls around the ring for a few seconds in pain before covering Benoit…
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KiCk OuT!!! CHRIS BENOIT KICKS OUT! Unbelievable… Both men lye in the ring. Could this be all?! Referee Nick Patrick begins the count…
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And still no-ones moving!
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The arena goes dark. Ready To Die by Andrew WK plays over the PA system and the words “He’s Coming” flash over the SpecialTron. *BANG* *CRASH*
The lights come back up. What the hell was that all about? Wait a dam minute! Both LL Cool TT and Chris Jericho have been bloodied and are out cold! The referee has no idea! He looks confused before shrugging his shoulders and continuing the count…
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And Chris Benoit (Grandprix) is back to his feet! So is Van Dam (AJ)! They exchange a few hard punches slowly before Benoit hitting a whopping Belly To Belly Suplex! RVD goes down! Benoit signals for it… He goes up high… FALLING HEADBUTT FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!
He turns Van Dam so he’s facing the mat and pulls him to the center of the ring… He tries to fight out of it but its no use! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!
RVD manages to last…
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…UNTIL THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH AND HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT! Chris Benoit has won this match! I can’t believe the events we have seen tonight! So much action! Goodnight All and don’t forget to tune in to SRW Freefall right here next week! Its gonna be a night to remember!
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Thanks for Reading,
Jae17
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Suddenly, Jetster bursts into the locker room. "Reavs, you better come see this."
The camera follows The Elements as they rush through the backstage corridors and stop suddenly outside the refreshments room…the camera looks down to find Booker T (RM18) lying motionless, blood pouring from a wound at the top of his head. Sprayed on his back in huge blue letters is “BWO.”
“Well…even Cong Man could figure out who did this. Get some paramedics here, I’m off to study Gail Kim’s move structure again.”
The Elements leave and Lillian Garcia (Hercules) turns to the camera, “Booker T (RM18) has been beaten to a bloody pulp by the bWo- the man who saved Chris Benoit (Grandprix) from a vicious beating by the same faction just a fortnight ago! And tonight Benoit (Granprix) and Booker (RM18) are supposed to be taking on World Champ RVD (AfroJoe) of the bWo in a triple threat match, just a week before Chris Benoit (Grandprix) gets a well deserved title shot
at Free-Fall!”
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Booker was taken out of the equation and I can verify that he is in a nearby hospital facility receiving treatment as we speak.
The question now is; What happens to this match? Will it still go ahead? If it does, with the bWo around this match is sure to be a one-sided bout. Woah. Here we go…
“Hello my friend we meet again…” Creeds My Sacrifice hits and the SRW Commissioner Reaver (Ant) steps out onto the stage with a microphone at hand…
“Right. I realise we have a problem with this match. Hmm. I’m going to have to do something to make it less one-sided. Aha! I have an idea. This match will still be a triple threat match after all. A grin comes over Reavers face… I have a third competitor but before I announce who it is, introduce the other two guys in this match…”
*Reaver smiles as Chris Benoits music hits*
The Ravid Wolverine steps out from behind the curtain to cheering from the fans. He looks ready to kick some serious bWo @ss after what happened to Booker earlier on tonight. Benoit steps into the ring and awaits the champ.
“One Of A Kind” Van Dams music hits and the cocky one himself steps out from behind the curtain. As his name is announced he moves his hands in the air… R-V-D! The fans boo as he walks fastly down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face! Does he know who the third competitor is?! He steps in the ring and waits…
Reaver begins to speak…
“Right, introducing the last competitor in this match… *His grin extends further* …ANARCHY (DW)! Have a nice day!”
*Reaver smirks and walks to the back*
He must’ve had this planned all along! Dammit! All he wants is Anarchy to be worn down for their tag team match at Freefall! He’s already had a match tonight!
Van Dam looks on as the music hits…
“King Of My World” Anarchy walks out to a great reception from all of the Anarchists out there! He holds one arm up in the air on the stage before taking a deep breath and walking down the ramp...NO! IT’S STEVE CORINO AND STEVIE RICHARDS! Like scavengers they attack Anarchy on the ramp from behind!
He goes down and Van Dam looks on with approval from in the ring. Well, that’s until Benoit begins an exchanging of punches! The Referee rings the bell and it looks like we’re having a singles contest after all.
On the stage, Anarchy has managed to fight down Steve Corino AND Steven Richards! WoW! Anarchist onto the stage as Corino runs at Anarchy! Richards goes for a Censor kick but Anarchy ducks it and pushes him off the stage… *CRASH* A WOODEN TABLE BREAKS RICHARDS FALL!
Wait a minute! Here’s Chris Jericho (Figo)! He cockily walks up to Anarchy… The two exchange punches until LL Cool TT attacks Anarchy from behind! The double team goes on with some stomping! Jericho grabs a steel chair. *BANG* He hits Anarchy on the ground!
Here’s the cavalry! Josh Mathews and The Hurricane are here! Mathews exchanges some right hands with Jericho as does Hurricane with LL… BUT HERE’S STONE EDGE (Jae17)! HE TAKES OUT THE HURRICANE FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR! Helms goes down and Stone Edge smirks before saying, “See you at Freefall, Deadman!”.
LL Cool TT gets back to the job and helps Jericho get rid of Josh Mathews. They chuck him off the stage to the unforgiving concrete! Ouch!
Now that’s over with, LL heads down the ramp and round… He stacks 2 tables beneath the stage… It doesn’t look good for Anarchy! LL shouts for Jericho to do his stuff… Jericho signals…WHAT?! Here comes Reaver! He lifts Anarchy up onto his shoulders… POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE 2 TABLES! ANARCHY HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! IN FACT, ALL OF PARENTAL ADVISORY HAVE! ALSO HAVE OF THE bWo!
Reaver heads to the back as paramedics rush out to help Anarchy, Josh Mathews, Steve Corino and Stevie Richards! The Hurricane is beginning to stand. I guess Stone Edge didn’t want too much damage done to him before their big match at Freefall… If it was up to the bWo he would be down and out just like his team-mates.
Whilst all this is going on, Chris Benoit has control of RVD in the ring. Belly to Back Suplex! LL Cool TT and Jericho see this and walk down to the ring. The champion is in trouble! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN!!!
Van Dam tries to fight out of it but he can’t! Benoit has it locked in, in the centre of the ring… Jericho pulls the referee out of the ring and begins an argument as RVD taps for deer life! LL soon sorts that though with a kick to the back of Benoit’s head. DOUBLE D DEATH DROP! BENOIT GOES DOWN! LL gets himself to ringside along with Chris Jericho as RVD puts his arm over Benoit for the cover…
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IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS…
…and it doesn’t! The Ravid Wolverine kicks out! LL Cool TT and Chris Jericho can’t believe it and neither can the champ! Van Dam soon manages to pull himself up to his feet! He climbs the turnbuckle! 5 STAR FROG SPLASH-NOT TO BE! Benoit rolls out of the way! He gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope himself… LL distracts the Ref… Could it be? *CLANG* No! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF BENOIT’S HEAD BY JERICHO!
He falls off the turnbuckle and out of the ring where Jericho stomps away a bit before sliding him back in the ring set up perfectly… Van Dam soon goes up high again… 5 STAR FROG SPLASH CONNECTS!
RVD rolls around the ring for a few seconds in pain before covering Benoit…
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KiCk OuT!!! CHRIS BENOIT KICKS OUT! Unbelievable… Both men lye in the ring. Could this be all?! Referee Nick Patrick begins the count…
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And still no-ones moving!
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The arena goes dark. Ready To Die by Andrew WK plays over the PA system and the words “He’s Coming” flash over the SpecialTron. *BANG* *CRASH*
The lights come back up. What the hell was that all about? Wait a dam minute! Both LL Cool TT and Chris Jericho have been bloodied and are out cold! The referee has no idea! He looks confused before shrugging his shoulders and continuing the count…
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And Chris Benoit (Grandprix) is back to his feet! So is Van Dam (AJ)! They exchange a few hard punches slowly before Benoit hitting a whopping Belly To Belly Suplex! RVD goes down! Benoit signals for it… He goes up high… FALLING HEADBUTT FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!
He turns Van Dam so he’s facing the mat and pulls him to the center of the ring… He tries to fight out of it but its no use! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!
RVD manages to last…
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…UNTIL THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH AND HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT! Chris Benoit has won this match! I can’t believe the events we have seen tonight! So much action! Goodnight All and don’t forget to tune in to SRW Freefall right here next week! Its gonna be a night to remember!
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Thanks for Reading,
Jae17
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