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Right all, EVERY match that we write for the forum wrestling thingy must be posted here.

At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.

NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.

We’re set now for one of our five Elimination Chamber qualification matches, but this one has a little twist to the tale, and it all started a couple of weeks ago when Anarchy (DW), Hawk (AJ) and Havoc (Hercules) ambushed CAW Commissioner Reaver (Ant) in the ring,

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Anarchy (DW) attacks Reaver (Ant), but Reaver fights back! They’re going at it, back and forth, and for probably the first time ever this audience is cheering on our CAW Commissioner! He knocks down Anarchy with a big right-hand before he’s jumped by Hawk (AfroJoe) and Havoc (Hercules) who mercilessly beat him to the ground…Havoc lifts Reaver above his head, and nails a massive POWERBOMB – WHAM!

The fans are cheering again, and this time it’s for Jetster as he sprints to the ring to save his tag team partner! Hawk, Havoc and Anarchy see this and quickly escape the ring, an extremely dazed and bloody Scotty Dogg (Figo) not far behind – the crowd can’t believe what’s happening here tonight!

Jetster helps Reaver (Ant) up, who then asks for a microphone.

He speaks breathlessly, “OH YEAH! YOU WANNA ATTACK ME LIKE THAT DO YOU!? NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME!”

“Anarchy, you think of yourself as a bit of a Rock, do you? Well let me tell you something…I’ve been talking with our new Cruiser Champion Hurricane (RM18) recently, and he’s persuaded me to do something…you see, you and Josh Matthews may have beaten me and Jetster as Free-Fall, but you used steel chairs, and the match wasn’t even nearing an ending. Thanks to this recent act, and also thanks to your attitude over the last few weeks…YOU’RE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY UNTIL THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW!”

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At first this seemed to be the right decision, but this suspension seems to have inspired Anarchy (DW), and we’ve seen a massive change in character from the former E!W Wrestling Champion lately. He’s notallowed inside SR Towers, but that hasn’t stopped him from standing outside and making his feelings known…

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http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_ SPACE messages.php?threadid=83454&forumid=52 – very long promo so it can’t all be copied, but it’s definitely worth a read in it’s entirety if not already done so.

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Some chilling words from Anarchy (DW) there, but the question was, if he’s so confident about becoming the new CAW World Champion in the Elimination Chamber match, how is he gonna qualify for the match when he’s been suspended? Well this was all sorted last week when Reaver (Ant) and Jetster announced the qualification matches…

"Now, you will all have noticed that's only 4 matches...you all know how vocal Anarchy (DW) has been about his chances in the EC match. However, he is suspended, and therefore cannot enter SR Towers."

"But, that doesn't mean he can't fight outside it. So, next week, Anarchy (DW) will be in an EC qualification match. But not any normal singles match...it will be a no holds barred, falls count anywhere street fight, that will take place just outside SR Towers!"
"His opponent?" Jetster smiles wickedly, "me."
*Massive pop*
Oh man!! Anarchy will have to earn his place, next week against Jetster in a falls count anywhere match! It's gonna be carnage!

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We’re backstage now as our cameramen appear to be making their way outside…they exit the arena, and we’re greeted by the dim evening sky. Anarchy (DW) stands in the middle of a large plaza – to his left is a massive electronic advertisement board which says “SRW ECLIPSE – TONIGHT” and a large water fountain structure. On his right are a large group of fans who have managed to find themselves a great spot, although security are there to protect him. Obviously there are the usual items scattered around the place, but to be honest it’s a rather empty but very large open plaza, and it looks like Anarchy (DW) is determined to fight this match here.

A big cheer goes up from the fans as Jetster appears through one of the entrance doors. He surveys the open surroundings, before smiling cockily and making fists of his hands – he’s ready to fight! Teddy Long (Tony) is there too and he signals for the bell to be rung back inside the arena.

DING DING!

Obviously the wrestlers haven’t heard it but they must assume, and Jetster begins to slowly make his way toward his opponent, there’s certainly a huge amount at stake in this match. Jetster builds up pace and is soon sprinting across the plaza, and he goes for Anarchy with a clothesline – but Anarchy (DW) gets something out of his pocket and sprays it in Jetster’s eyes! It’s pepper spray ffs! What dirty tactics from Anarchy, this match is gonna be over before it’s even started!

Jetster is on his knees and screaming in pain, and Anarchy delivers a devilish kick to the temple! He hooks the leg, one…two…

And Jetster desperately kicks out, he still has some of his senses, even if he can’t see! Anarchy (DW) looks a little miffed but continues the assault anyway, stomping mercilessly on the helpless Element. “CMON!” Anarchy screams, “GET UP YOU DIRTY SON-OF-A-B!TCH!” Jetster staggers to his feet but has no idea where he’s going – WHAM! SUPER KICK TO THE FACE!

This is just sickening as Anarchy (DW) chokes Jetster, and the ref can’t do anything, this is no holds barred! The fans at the side are booing and jeering but that means nothing to Anarchy (DW), who picks up Jetster by the head, and…AND HE RAMS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE ELECTRONIC ADVERTISEMENT BOARD! THANK GOD HE WASN’T ELECTROCUTED!

Jetster’s eyes are beginning to clear but there’s nothing he can do, as Anarchy now throws him into the water feature! Jetster is completely disorientated as he crawls out of it and tries to find his bearings – and Anarchy (DW) just sneers. He picks up Jetster, hooks his right arm over his shoulder, AND PLANTS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD SUPLEX ON THE CONCRETE! THAT COULD’VE BROKEN HIS BACK!

Anarchy (DW) stands over Jetster and laughs brazenly – this isn’t even a no holds barred match, this is just an assault!

LOW BLOW FROM JETSTER! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET AS JETSTER LOW BLOWS ANARCHY (DW)! Anarchy doubles over, and Jetster uses the time to somehow climb to his feet, and begins to throw some right-hands - his first real offence of the match!

BUT ANARCHY (DW) JUST SPRAYS THE PEPPER SPRAY IN HIS EYES AGAIN, THIS IS DISGUSTING! WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO ANARCHY (DW) OVER THESE LAST FEW WEEKS!?

Anarchy (DW) isn’t finished yet though, and he puts Jetster between his legs, sneers and shouts “PILEDRIVER TIME!” No way, there’s no way even Anarchy (DW) can do this…he’s setting up Jetster for a piledriver on the pure, unprotected concrete…I don’t even wanna watch. But why the hell are the fans cheering, this is…no, wait, they’re cheering because REAVER (ANT) IS HERE!

He nails a shocked Anarchy (DW) with a devastating clothesline – WHAM! The fans are loving it as Reaver (Ant) stomps away on Anarchy, before turning away and trying to help his destroyed tag team partner. Reaver (Ant) turns back and tries to kick Anarchy (DW) in the stomach, but Anarchy grabs his leg and holds onto it…ENZIGURI KICK FROM REAVER (ANT)!

But now here comes Hawk (AJ), another one of Reaver (Ant)’s rivals, all hell has broken loose outside SR Towers! The 300lb Hawk literally rams into Reaver and sends him down to the ground, surely knocking all the wind out of him! Anarchy (DW) staggers over, steel chair in hand, and hands it to Hawk…CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! Three brutal shots to the back, that’s gonna keep the CAW Commish down and out!

Hawk (AJ) leaves as the fans taunt him, he seems pleased with his work tonight! Anarchy (DW) is once again in control of this ‘match’, and he looks up at the dark glittery blanket that is the night sky…what is up with this guy? I think he wants to finish this match off now, Jetster is trying to somehow get to his feet but to be honest he hasn’t hard a chance since the beginning of this match.

He picks up Jetster and puts him into a Reverse Headlock, before shouting at the fans, “this is a move I learnt from a certain friend of mine!” What’s he gonna…DEAD DDT – CRACK!!! OH MAN, THE DEAD DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE, THAT COULD’VE KILLED JETSTER! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE DAMMIT! AND ANARCHY’S MADE A COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

This sickening farce of a match has come to an end with Anarchy (DW) as the winner, but what are the consequences!? He quickly leaves the plaza as Reaver (Ant) crawls towards his tag team partner and tends to him, but Jetster is lifeless…paramedics have arrived and start to work on him as Reaver (Ant) stands and screams Anarchy’s name…”YOU’LL PAY ANARCHY (DW), YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!” He still has to qualify tonight in his match against Stone Edge (Jae17), but how will this affect his chances?

Anarchy (DW) is through to the Elimination Chamber match, but was all this really worth it? I guess the only person who thinks it was, is the sick, twisted and psychotic Anarchy (DW).

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The winner of this match – Anarchy (DW).

Thanks for reading, Ant.

SRW Eclipse: Double ref match - SRW Title on the line:
RVD (Afrojoe) Ref: Jericho (Figo) V Booker T (RM18) Ref: Benoit (Grandprix)
Written by LL Cool T

Well, ladies and gentlemen, what can I say after that contract signing? And the House of Mania match – wow! But enough about that, because tonight, the SRW Title is being put on the line! The SRW Champion, Rob Van Dam(Afrojoe), has given a title shot to Booker T(RM18), with only a matter of weeks to go before he’ll no doubt have to put it on the line against Chris Benoit(Grandprix) at the next Pay Per View! But Reaver(Ant) wasn’t going to allow just any match to take place, especially with this feud’s habit of mass cheating, interference and weapon use, so he officially made it a double referee match – with Chris Jericho(Figo) and Chris Benoit as the referees! We have a great match in store for you tonight, so get comfortable, take a seat, lock away your daughters, this could be brutal!

*CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?*

Here comes Booker T(RM18)! The fans are totally mad for this Houston resident, he has gained an amazing following thanks to getting involved in this feud with Chris Benoit(Grandprix) against the bWo! It’s unbelievable how over he is with the fans! He rolls into the ring, clearly more focused with the task at hand than entertaining the fans, in what is probably the biggest match of his wrestling career – can he overcome the odds, and go one step further than Benoit, to pin RVD(AJ)’s shoulders to the mat in a title match, get the 1-2-3, and win the title? With Chris Benoit as his referee for the match, I just cannot count him out!

*Electric guitar screeches*

And now, here is Booker’s official referee for this match, the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit(Grandprix)! Donned in a sleeveless referee’s shirt, he clearly means business – but how would he feel if he had to count to three, and hand over the title he feels is rightly his to Booker T(RM18)? It can only be interesting, and yet another reason to tune in to SRW every week! Benoit’s in the ring now, and is talking with Booker, as the fans continue to go crazy for this pair of wrestlers, joined only by a sheer hatred of the bWo! Benoit and Booker shake hands, it seems as though Benoit is wishing Booker the best of luck, and he’s going to need it for this match! The two are now awaiting the bWo pairing of Rob Van Dam and Chris- WAIT A MINUTE! RVD’s snuck into the ring with Jericho(Figo) through the fans – RVD rolls up Booker!


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BENOIT BREAKS UP THE COUNT! And now Benoit(Grandprix) has put Chris Jericho(Figo) in the Crippler Crossface! But RVD(AJ) breaks that up, only for Benoit to stare him down – and now he locks RVD in a choke! He’s choking Van Dam! He’s going to kill Van Dam!

“… What the Hell is this?!”

It’s Reaver(Ant)! For the second week running, the commish has had to intervene in this feud!

Reaver: Why does every match between you guys have to descend into anarchy?! I’m not having this, I don’t deserve this, the fans don’t deserve this! Get your into separate corners! NOW!

Wow! Reaver(Ant)’s taking charge like only he can! RVD(AJ), Jericho(Figo), Benoit(Grandprix) and Booker(RM18) are now each in a corner, and we may have some sort of match for you tonight!

Reaver: Now ring the bell! Oh, and to make sure this doesn’t just end up as chaos again, I’m giving you a special enforcer for this match as well! Scott Steiner, you’re the special enforcer, now come out here and get this match started!

Steiner(Mikeall)’s run straight past Reaver(Ant), motions for the bell to be rung, and slides into the ring!

*DING! DING! DING!*

Here we go! The match is on! Scott Steiner(Mikeall) is in the ring, telling RVD(AJ) and Booker(RM18) to get it on, and for Benoit(Grandprix) and Jericho(Figo) to keep out of it! RVD and Booker come to the middle of the ring, Benoit and Jericho remain in their corners, and Steiner rolls out of the ring, to keep watch on this match! RVD looks around, and tentatively goes towards Booker – Booker is completely focused, not willing to waste a second, and he goes for a tie-up with Van Dam – but Van Dam kicks his opponent in the midsection, pushes him into the ropes, whips Booker to the opposite side; Booker bounces off and returns, Van Dam lifts him high, flapjacking him – but Booker rolled to his side as he landed! Booker rolled out of the flapjack, and didn’t feel a thing! Booker’s up now, as he lays into Van Dam with rights and lefts, forcing the champion into a corner – Chris Jericho seems as though he’s fighting with himself not to go and attack Booker T to help Van Dam! Chris Benoit, on the other hand, is just coolly watching Booker go to work on RVD – Booker is just kicking RVD with stiff boots, forcing him down, and allowing Booker to choke his opponent with his foot. Great wrestling from Booker, really quite fundamental stuff – Van Dam, down in the corner, has to fight for every breath, while Booker, standing up, can basically get a quick rest!

Chris Benoit(Grandprix) has now gone over to Booker T(RM18) – will he help him?! Scott Steiner(Mikeall)’s up on the apron, ready to straighten anything out – but Benoit is telling Booker T to stop the choke! Benoit is administering the 5-count! The Book has now relented from the choke, but has lifted Van Dam(AJ) up – onto the top turnbuckle, what is Booker T planning? It can only be bad news for Van Dam, whatever it is, perched up on the top… Booker T runs over to the opposite corner, runs up to Van Dam – leaps onto the second rope next to RVD, leaps again – dropkick to Van Dam! And the champion sprawls off the top down to the concrete floor! Scott Steiner goes over to Rob Van Dam, who is laid out on the outside, and picks him up! The enforcer for this match now rolls Van Dam back into the ring, not allowing the action to let up for a second!

Chris Jericho’s gone over to Scott Steiner(Mikeall) to argue about the enforcer’s actions – but Steiner just clocks Jericho(Figo) in the face! Booker(RM18), though, now forces Van Dam(AJ) into the ropes, attempts the Irish Whip, but RVD reverses, sending Booker T into the ropes; Booker bounces back, but Van Dam leapfrogs, lands in the splits, leans back; Booker off the ropes again – but RVD catches him on the return with his legs! Booker T falls on his face, as Van Dam puts the challenger in an Ankle Pick! Great wrestling from the champion! He’s got Booker T’s left leg in a leg lock, while viciously twisting Booker’s ankle! The challenger looks to be in plenty of pain! Jericho, still reeling from that right hand from Scott Steiner, now drops down to ask if Booker’s going to give up – he’s screaming insults at Booker! That’s just low! And Benoit(Grandprix) obviously agrees, as he drags Jericho away by the leg, and is asking Booker T – Benoit looks as if he’s actually encouraging Booker T! Wait- elbow drop by Jericho on Benoit! And now Jericho rolls Benoit away, and resumes shouting insults at the challenger for the title! But Booker T is wildly kicking and thrashing at RVD, and has forced his way out of that Ankle Pick!

Booker T(RM18) is back up, and stomping away on RVD(AJ) – but Chris Jericho(Figo) turns him around, and starts to admonish the challenger! Booker T and Jericho are arguing in the ring, but Benoit, from behind, grabs Jericho and throws him out of the ring! Chris Benoit(Grandprix) has taken control! And now he follows the fallen Jericho to the outside – but gets caught by a huge Steinerline! The enforcer isn’t having any of this, as he rolls both Benoit and Jericho back into the ring! He’s certainly got his work cut out for him tonight!

Back in the ring, Van Dam(AJ) has recovered to force Booker T(RM18) into the corner, bombarding him with forearms and kicks to the stomach! Now the champion steps back, and drives his shoulder into Booker! Another charge! Now – the backflip, followed by an even bigger shoulder charge! But Van Dam doesn’t let up, and certainly doesn’t allow Booker to try and catch his breath after that multiple midriff attack, as Booker gets whipped over to the opposite corner – but as RVD runs over to him, Booker kips up, RVD goes under, and Booker takes the champ over into a cover! Benoit(Grandprix) makes the count:


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Kick out by Van Dam(AJ) just after two! Benoit(Grandprix) made a totally fair count there, Jericho(Figo) and Van Dam have nothing to complain about. Booker(RM18) gets back up, as does RVD, but Van Dam doesn’t waste a second, as he lands a hard thrust kick into the jaw of Booker T! The Book’s back down, as RVD turns to the fans, and gives them the finger! And our fans at ringside don’t like that! A huge round of raucous boos echoes around the arena, as Steiner(Mikeall) bangs the mat, telling the champion to get back to the match – Van Dam does just that, and quickly covers the fallen Booker T, as Jericho makes the count:


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Kick out by Booker T(RM18), Van Dam(AJ) didn’t even get a two-count! That’s the price you pay for not paying attention to your match! The Houston native has returned to his feet, but the champion wants none of it! He’s put up his hands, and is telling Jericho(Figo) to leave the ring! The bWo is leaving! And of course, the title doesn’t change on a count-out! This is obscene; how can Van Dam possibly call himself a fighting champion? They’re both on their way up the ramp, with their tails between their legs, but here comes the enforcer, here comes Scott Steiner(Mikeall)! He’s running up behind the bWo pair, and goes for the Steinerline – but Jericho saw it coming, forced Van Dam down, and RVD responds with another thrust kick, right into the jaw!

The enforcer is out on the ramp, and the bWo are looking to evacuate the arena! Benoit(Grandprix) and Booker(RM18), still in the ring, look at each other, nod, and are going after their opponents! Booker T has gone straight for Chris Jericho(Figo), and Chris Benoit, of course, goes for the SRW Champion, Rob Van Dam(AJ)! All four men are throwing punches, brawling, in what was meant to be a title match, but has been reduced to a fight due to the absolute hatred felt between these men! Scott Steiner(Mikeall) is back to his feet now, and smacks Booker T with a Steinerline, but Benoit takes issue with this, and low blows Steiner! The enforcer is down once more! But in that mere second that Benoit had turned his attention away from Van Dam, RVD pounced on his main title rival, knocking him to the floor, and now both he and Jericho are beating Benoit into a pulp! Booker T isn’t moving after that unholy Steinerline, while Benoit is being assaulted by RVD and Jericho, now they pick him up and return him to the ring! And after that sadistic beating up on the ramp, RVD has gone for the cover?! Benoit’s not in the match! Jericho counts regardless:


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NO! BENOIT KICKS OUT! The bWo’s plot has failed, at least for now! I think RVD(AJ)’s trying to prove some kind of point by pinning Benoit(Grandprix), even though the Rabid Wolverine isn’t in this match! That’s what happens when you leave the rules in the hands of the bWo! Jericho(Figo) has left Van Dam to his work, so the champion has picked up Benoit, scoops him up, and hits a slam, right near the corner! Van Dam clearly didn’t do that accidentally, as he springs up to the top rope – SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT HITS! Benoit was crushed by that sterling manoeuvre, as RVD pulls Chris Benoit to his feet, and whips him over to the corner; RVD follows up, runs towards Chris Benoit, leaps onto him for what could be a monkey flip, but Benoit pushes him off! Benoit now clocks Jericho right in the face! And now he clamps the Crippler Crossface on Van Dam! RVD is screaming in pain, Benoit could break the guy’s neck with this move! Van Dam is squealing like a pig in a war! Jericho is still down after taking that shot to the face, there’s no help for Van Dam now! And Booker T(RM18) is back up – dazed, yes, but he’s returning to the ring nonetheless! All Booker has to do to win this match is to get the cover on a potentially injured Van Dam! But Benoit won’t release the hold! Booker is pulling Benoit off Van Dam, but still Benoit refuses to let go!

And Jericho(Figo) low blows Booker T(RM18) from behind! It seems the opportunity to steal the title from the bWo has gone, thanks to Benoit(Grandprix)’s sheer hatred for RVD(AJ) – doesn’t he realise that he’s effectively saved Van Dam from losing the title? Jericho is now stamping right on Benoit’s head! The Crippler has finally relinquished the hold, as Jericho hooks the Wolverine in a double-underhook; lifts him up, and hits a backbreaker! Nice innovation, we haven’t seen that for quite a while! But Booker T kicks Jericho in the gut, and goes for a scissor kick – but misses, as Jericho locks Booker in a sleeper, to completely slow him down! Cheap but effective wrestling from Jericho – this match really is beyond repair, as the enforcer for this match, Scott Steiner(Mikeall), is out, and both the participants and referees are brawling! Jericho is still putting Booker to sleep with that hold, and now the Book is seriously struggling to stand – he’s gone down! The bWo is winning this war, and now only Scott Steiner can save Booker T – but no, Benoit is back up after that backbreaker, but Jericho noticed this and landed a boot to the Crippler’s groin, while still maintaining the sleeper hold on Booker T! But- wait! Jericho’s changed the hold, he’s choking Booker out! Despicable! Booker is trying to resist, but now, he’s out! And Jericho lets go of the choke, but now he’s clapped Booker T in the Walls of Jericho! Booker is out; he probably doesn’t even know that he’s in it! Booker T’s challenge to the title could well be over, but Benoit, from behind, grabs Jericho and drags him backwards into the Crippler Crossface! He’s locked it in, right around the nose and eyes!

This is chaos! Scott Steiner(Mikeall) is still down – good God, he’s bleeding from the back of the head! That’s why he’s not moving! Booker T(RM18) has been choked out by Jericho(Figo), RVD(AJ) is still down, and Benoit(Grandprix) has blinded the Highlight of the Night with a Crossface locked right around the eyes! Booker T is still out, flat on his back, choked out, probably unconscious, but wait! RVD is moving, he’s actually back onto his feet, although clutching at his neck! He doesn’t seem sure as to where he actually is, he’s stumbling about – he’s fallen backwards over Benoit and Jericho, and right onto Booker T! But Jericho’s locked in that Crossface, and he can’t see!


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Jericho: Hey, look everybody! The Highlight of the Night has a surprise for you, and here he is! That’s right! Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner, is your newest member of the blue World order! Now can you dig that, huh?! Y’see, Reaver, you don’t get around the bWo that easily! Scott Steiner’s been complaining about having no TV time for a reason – to reveal his allegiance to us!

And now both of them set on Benoit(Grandprix)! Jericho(Figo) uses microphone shots to the face, and now Steiner(Mikeall) locks on the Steiner Recliner! But – no! Jericho has put Benoit’s legs in the Walls! Devastating double submission by the Highlight of the night, and the newest member of the bWo! Well, that’s where we leave you, folks, hope you enjoyed this match, tune in to Eclipse next time for all the latest SRW action!

Euro-Continental Championship No. 1 Contender Match:

Triple H (Ant) Vs Kurt Angle (Grandprix) Vs Kane (Starlight)

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Welcome back to SRW Eclipse as we’re just about set to kick off the Euro-Continental Championship number 1 contender match. This will involve Triple H (Ant), Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and Kane (Starlight).

Earlier on tonight, a feud began to arise between the competitors and the champion. Lets take a look…

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Rhyno is fuming at Triple H’s comments, but The Game just laughs cockily! Rhyno invites Triple H up to the ring to stand up for what he just said. The Game walks toward the ring before changing his mind and heading back up the ramp… He laughs as he walks behind the cur… Wait a minute! Kane has HHH by the throat! He’s pushing him up the ramp! Rhyno has exited the ring. Kane pushes Triple H around… GORE! GORE! GORE! Wow! Triple H is down on the stage!

Rhyno laughs and heads to the back as The Big Red Machine enters the ring and grabs a fallen microphone.

“Triple H. You’re not winning our match tonight… I AM!”

Kane throws the microphone to the mat…

Angles music hits and the Olympic Gold Medallist steps out onto the stage. Triple H crawls by him before he speaks down another microphone!

“Sheesh! What’s up with him?!”

*The fans cheer*

“Kane. There’s no chance in Freak ‘N’ Hell that you’re gonna steal my chance to get a shot at Rhyno’s title at SRW’s next PPV! Kurt Angle is winning that shot right here tonight!”

Angle drops his microphone on the stage before heading to the back. Kane is left in fury, in the ring!

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And here we are now! Here comes the first competitor…

“TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!” It’s Triple H (Ant)! He’s been after this title for quite a while now. A lot predicted that he would gain the title at Free-Fall but it wasn’t to be. The Game claims that Rhyno (Jetster) stole the title from him and tonight he has the chance to earn a shot at the champ! Triple H enters the ring and awaits the two who stand in his way…

Angle’s music hits and the Olympic Gold Medallist appears from behind the curtain. Kurt Angle (Grandprix) has a good chance of winning tonight. He has a level-headed attitude and could be a possible future Euro-Continental Champion. The fans chant “You Suck!” to his music as he enters the ring and awaits the last contender of this match.

*BANG* Fireworks hit and so does Kane’s music! The Big Red Machine emerges from behind the curtain to the fans chanting his name! I guess they liked his actions earlier on tonight, helping Rhyno hit a major Gore on Triple H! Kane (Starlight) circles the ring before entering and awaiting the ring bell.

This match will be one pinfall to a finish… Each man stares there opponents down…

*Ding* *Ding* *Ding* And they’re off! Triple H goes straight for Kane but is cut off by Angle with a huge clothesline! Kane exchanges a few punches with the 1996 Olympic Champ before having his legs taken out by The Game. Angle and Triple H grapple up until The Big Red Machine is back to his feet! Double Clothesline! HHH rolls out of the ring while Kane stomps on Angle a few times.

Angle fights back to his feet only to be suplexed high in the air by Kane. Triple H uses extra time to get himself together whilst Kane hits a body slam on Angle! The Big Red Machine is in charge as he stomps on Angle!

Triple H sees how much control Kane has over Angle and so grabs his feet and pulls him out of the ring. Angle is down as Kane and HHH exchange a few uppercuts on the outside but again, Kane gets the best of it! Triple H looks to take control, whipping Kane into the steel stairs, BUT IT’S REVERSED! Down goes The Game! Not for long though as Kane waists no time in bringing him back to his feet and sliding him back in the ring where Kurt Angle awaits…

The Big Red Machine slides in the ring after Triple H but is cut off with a whopping belly to back suplex by Angle! Angle and Triple H square off with some right hands until they both see Kane sit up in the corner of their eye! How does he do it?! Both men start stomping away at the monster but to no avail! Kane fights to his feet and grabs both by the throat! Angle tries to fight his way out of it accidentally knocking the referee around! Triple H sees and hits a low blow on Kane!

The Game falls to his knees, but Angle uses the advantage and locks in THE ANKLE LOCK ON KANE! The monster screams as Triple H uses a bit of time to recover! The referee realises where he is after his minor knock and gets back to doing his job. Will Kane tap?!

NO! Because Triple H decides to make the save! This sparks a fight between Angle and The Game! The two exchange some heavy punches until Triple H kicks Angle in the mid-section and hits a DDT putting him in control of this match-up! He decides to go for the cover…

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Nope! The DDT wasn’t enough! Triple H (Ant) gets back to his feet and thinks of another way to get the victory forgetting who’s waiting… Finally back to his feet is KANE! Triple H turns around to be taken high up into the air… GORILLA PRESS SLAM! That’s from over 7 feet in the air! Wow! Angle gets to his feet only to be taken back down with a Big Boot from Kane!

The Big Red Machine looks to fly as he climbs the turnbuckle. HHH is back to his feet… turns around… FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Kane signals for the end as Kurt Angle gets to his feet. CHOKESLAM!!! He drops into the cover. Surely Angle cannot kick out from that!

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NO! He didn’t! But he WAS saved by Triple H who is paying for his actions this very moment with some big uppercuts! Kane clotheslines HHH over the top rope and out the ring then turns around to get back to beating Angle…

…only he’s waiting! ANGLE SLAM! He just hit it! Angle drops into the cover and hooks the leg! He can feel that championship shot coming on!

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KICK OUT! I don’t believe what I’m seeing and neither does Angle! He stands up and pulls down the top straps of his wrestling attire! Now he means business! Angle locks in THE ANKLE LOCK! Kane’s (Starlight) had this move on him earlier so you’ve got to wonder what damage has already been done! Does Kane have anything left? He tries to reach for the bottom rope but Angle pulls him to the centre of the ring. It could be over right here!

Kane reaches in the air. He looks as if he’s about to tap out… BUT NO! Triple H (Ant) is back in this thing. He breaks up the submission and Kane rolls under the bottom rope where he stays! Angle however, pulls himself back up on his feet! This could be a mistake… He turns around… Kick to the mid-section! PEDIGREE!! Angle is out! Triple H gets the quick cover! This has got to be all!

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BUT IT ISN’T OVER!!! Kane (Starlight) manages to reach over and break up the count! Triple H doesn’t look happy! He stomps away on Kane before heading to ringside and grabbing a steel chair! He re-enters the ring but the referee is trying to stop him from using it! Wait a minute… Someone’s walking down the ramp… Triple H points. The referee looks. IT’S RHYNO (JETSTER)! Referee Teddy Long exits the ring and tries to stop him at the bottom of the ramp.

*BANG* Triple H hits Kane over the back with that steel chair! *CRASH* Angle (Grandprix) got up but was taken back down with a chair shot to the head!

HHH proudly throws the dented chair over the top rope and laughs at Rhyno on the ramp. Wait a minute! Rhyno just punched Teddy Long! Down goes the referee! Triple H’s smile fades as Rhyno slides into the ring. He runs at The Game only for him to move out of the way! Kick to the mid-section! NO! Rhyno whips Triple H into the corner of the ring… GORE. GORE. GORE!

Rhyno exits the ring and revives the angry referee before heading to the back. Triple H meanwhile collapses to the mat in the ring. Everyone’s down! Teddy Long re-enters the ring being the super referee he is and begins to count everyone out! The audience join in like this is some sort of kiddies show!

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Wait a minute! Could this be?! Kane lifts Angle into the air… TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Woah! Major Impact! Kane lifts Angles arms over his chest for an extraordinary cover…

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And Triple H makes the save, ripping The Big Red Monster off of Kurt Angle! Kane jumps to his feet in a possibly over-confident manner only to be kicked in the mid-section… PEDIGREE!!! Triple H gets the cover…

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3! Triple H (Ant) is going to our next PPV to take on Rhyno (Jetster) for the Euro-Continental Championship! He’s done it! This has been one hellacious match but it has come to an end. The Game has proved that he is truly that damn good, but can he beat Rhyno?

Wait just one second… Kane (Starlight) just sat up! He’s now stood up! Triple H is celebrating and doesn’t even realise! The fans cheer his name… “Kane, Kane, Kane” as he taps The Game on the shoulder… Triple H turns around and he can’t believe what he’s seeing! CHOKESLAM!

*BANG* Kane’s music hits and The Big Red Machine leaves carnage in the ring! As he heads back up the ramp, paramedics rush to the ring to aid Kurt Angle after the Tombstone Piledriver that Kane delivered to him. They also take a look at Triple H…

So Triple H goes on to face the champion yet many might say that Kane deserves that shot. Either way; Look out Rhyno! There’s competition coming your way!

Tune in to SRW Eclipse in the coming weeks as you won’t want to miss how this feud progresses…


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Thanks for reading,

Jae

We’re backstage here at SRW, and we’re following one of our newest recruits, Hedfix. He walks with a purpose towards the locker room of…CAW World Champion Grandprix and his tag partner The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! Why is he going there, his match is in a couple of minutes?

He knocks on the door and one half of the SRW Tag Team Champions, The Psychiatrist, answers. “Hey…” he says, looking a little confused.

WHAM! BRUTAL CLOTHESLINE, THAT NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!

What the Hell is Hedfix doing!? He enters the locker room and looks around, but there’s no sign of Grandprix.

“Hey Trist!” Grandprix walks into the locker room, “I was chatting to…what the hell are you doing in here!?”

Grandprix sees Hedfix and his tag partner lying motionlessly on the floor, and he puts two and two together! But it’s too late – CLANG! HEDFIX DELIVERS A MASSIVE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!

Hedfix sneers, drops the chair and leaves a scene of carnage behind him – the Tag Team Champions have been destroyed, but why?

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(Morning Glory by Oasis hits) A really big cheer goes up from the sold-out audience here at SR Towers, they’re happy to see KR back in an SRW ring, it’s certainly been a while! He grins as he struts to the ring, obviously happy to be back himself! He celebrates on all four turnbuckles before awaiting his debuting opponent.

(Trip Like I Do hits) The boos quickly turn to boos and jeers as Hedfix makes his way to the ring for his first ever SRW match – he’s certainly made an impact here already, attacking the Tag Team Champions and CAW World Champion for no reason whatsoever! He shows no emotion as he steps into the squared circle and eyes up his opponent.

DING DING!

The two men exchange right-hands straight away, Hedfix gaining the upper hand with a Headlock. KR shoves him against the ropes and replies with a Back Body Drop – but Hedfix lands on his feet, and delivers another one of those devastating clotheslines! KR tries to get up but Hedfix knocks him down again, and then blatantly chokes him while he’s down, the referee has to break it up.

Our researches have learnt that Hedfix is a very technical wrestler – he has prowess in the ring and is a master of many submission moves, and he’s showing this now as he locks in the Surfboard! KR screams in pain as his body is stretched into an extremely unnatural position, before Hedfix releases him, and puts him in a Sleeper.

I think Hedfix is just playing with KR now like a cat plays with it’s prey, he’s not locking in the submissions long enough for KR to tap. Hedfix is going for his patented Torture Rack now, but KR manages to slide off his shoulder, shove him against the ropes and pull him back into a roll-up, 1…2…and a powerful kick-out!

KR is more of a powerful wrestler and now he looks to show off his own prowess in the ring, as he delivers a kick to the stomach, and then plants Hedfix with a DDT! KR shows no remorse as the fans cheer him on, he stomps away mercilessly on the SRW debutante, before picking him up and hitting a textbook Overhead Suplex!

KR looks to take control as he slowly but surely heads to the top rope – we won’t see him up here often…MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans applaud generously at that show of athleticism, and now he stalks Hedfix as he struggles to his feet…SPEAR – but Hedfix dodges and KR is sent crunching into the ring pole!

KR staggers back, and Hedfix plants him with a Backdrop Suplex! KR holds the back of his head and his neck in pain, as Hedfix thinks about his next method of attack…oh man, we know what this is…FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK! IT’S LOCKED IN! KR IS IN AGONY, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THE ROPES!

KR tries desperately to counter the move but Hedfix is too strong, KR just can’t turn it around…but with one final effort, he manages to grab the bottom rope, and Hedfix is forced to break the deadly hold. Hedfix looks a little frustrated and looks for an Armbar, perhaps going to work on the shoulder that KR injured earlier in the match, but KR desperately fights out of it and escapes to the outside.

Hedfix is about to follow him…but he’s seen something, and he stops. Look at the entrance ramp – IT’S THE SYSTEM FIGHTERS!

THE FANS ARE GOING WILD AS GRANDPRIX AND THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL) SPRINT TO THE RING!

Hedfix has no where to run and he tries to fight them both off as they slide into the squared circle but it is to no avail as The System Fighters begin to beat down on him to the delight of the fans! Psychiatrist delivers some painful head-butts and then a DDT!

Grandprix stalks Hedfix as he slowly regains himself…Hedfix is up, he turns, and WHAM!!! THE FINISH LINE!!!

But wait, KR’s back in the ring with a chair – CLANG!!! HE HITS GRANDPRIX!! CLANG!! HE HITS THE PSYCHIATRIST!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING, THE SYSTEM FIGHTERS WERE GONNA HELP HIM!

The fans are in shock, just a few moments ago they were cheering KR on! He looks up with a sadistic smile on his face and lifts the chair above his head in celebration – what is up with this guy!?

Hedfix is up and he stares confusedly at KR…but now he smiles, and hugs him!!! What!? Now they hold each-other’s arms aloft, it looks like these two are a team! But why, and how? KR and Hedfix were supposed to be facing each-other tonight in 1-on-1 action, but both men have turned on The System Fighters and our audience…what else is gonna happen here on Eclipse?

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Match was a no contest.

We have a new tag team, great minds think alike right guys? :D Give me more details on the team when you have them.

Thanks for reading, Ant.

Last week at Free-Fall, we saw an utterly amazing Time-Limit Title No Holds Barred match for the vacant SRW Euro-Continental Title. It was carnage in and out of the ring, and we witnessed many new champions, but with 10 seconds left on the clock Rhyno (Jetster) was the Champ…

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KICK OUT! 10 seconds left! Eddie’s got virtually no time left now! He stamps on Rhyno’s throat, and goes for the turnbuckle! Eddie’s climbing slowly, due to that crack in his head, but he’s up there – he loses his balance slightly, but has regained it – FROG SPLASH ON RHYNO! He’s got the cover:
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3! Did he? NO! It was too late! By mere milliseconds, Rhyno(Random Hero) has officially won the SRW Euro-Continental Championship! Incredible!

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Once he had recovered, Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) had this to say:

“So hommmeeyyy, Rhyno (Jetster) has become the new Euro-Continental Champion essa! Congratulations to him, but you see, Latino Heat was screwed! I got the pin before the buzzer went essa, and next week on Eclipse, I want a 1 on 1 match for the EC Title!”

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(Rhyno’s music hits) This man is no one to turn down a challenge, especially as the new EC Champion! He’s greeted by a great reception from the fans who certainly appreciate the effort he made to win the Title last week at Free-Fall in that awesome match. He celebrates with the title in the ring before awaiting his opponent.

“VIVE LA RAASSAA!” A mixed but loud greeting from the crowd for the one and only Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man)! He cockily struts to the squared circle, knowing that he was only a fraction of a second away from winning the EC Title last week. He was extremely unlucky and no doubt feels he can make up for it this week.

DING DING!

The two men circle each-other in the ring before Rhyno (Jetster) dives in, but Latino Heat rolls out of the way. Rhyno lunges again only to meet the turnbuckle as Eddie (Cong Man) does the same, and his third and final attempt is met by a standing dropkick! Eddie (Cong Man) laughs and slaps Rhyno (Jetster) insultingly around the face! Ooooooh – the fans don’t like that!

Rhyno (Jetster) doesn’t either, and he begins to throw some hard right-hands! Eddie staggers back into the ropes and Rhyno knocks him out of the ring with a powerful clothesline! He follows him to the outside, where he uses his amazing upper body strength to lift Eddie high above his head, before dropping him stomach-first on the security barrier!

Rhyno (jetster) celebrates momentarily, but this costs him as Eddie (Cong Man) slashes at the EC Champ’s eyes! And now Eddie throws him shoulder-first into the steel steps – SMASH! BRUTAL IMPACT! The referee is desperately trying to get them back into the ring and Eddie finally obliges, rolling the champ back into the ring and making a cover, but Rhyno (Jetster) gets his leg on the bottom rope.

Eddie goes for a Reverse Chin Lock but Rhyno easily escapes with some sharp elbows to the temple, before whipping him harshly into the turnbuckle. Eddie stops, turns and GORE GORE GO – CRACK! EDDIE (CONG MAN) SKIPPED OUT OF THE WAY AND RHYNO’S SHOULDER SMASHED INTO THE RING POLE!

Rhyno (Jetster) is writhing on the floor in pain, that’s the same shoulder that hit the steel steps too! Eddie (Cong Man)’s eyes seem to light up as he senses a weakness – like a shark he smells blood and now moves in for the kill, as he begins to work on that shoulder with a Chickenwing Crossface. Rhyno desperately tries to fight out of it and get to his feet, but Eddie (Cong Man) counters with an Armbar Takedown!

Eddie (Cong Man) pulls Rhyno (Jetster) to one corner of the ring, before stepping to the outside. He grabs Rhyno’s arm, and WHAM! He rams into the ring pole! Again! And a third time! Now he lies the right arm across the apron, before climbing up there himself, and dropping his leg right on the shoulder! It could easily be separated, the champ’s right shoulder has taken a real battering so far in this match!

Eddie (Cong Man) leapfrogs over the top rope and crashes into Rhyno (Jetster)’s midsection, knocking all the wind out of him! Eddie senses a quick victory here, he’s dominated most of this match, and he looks to finish it off by heading to the top rope!

FROG SPLASH – BUT NOBODY HOME! RHYNO (JETSTER) ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!

Eddie (Cong Man) is stunned and he staggers to his feet, completely oblivious to the fact that Rhyno (Jetster) is lining him up from the other side of the ring – this sold-out audience are on their feet in anticipation! He goes for the Gore – BUT EDDIE (CONG MAN) PULLS THE REFEREE IN THE WAY – WHAM! GORE GORE GORE TO THE REF!

Even though it wasn’t such a powerful Gore thanks to his shoulder problems, it’s still enough to keep our match official down and out for probably quite a while…Eddie (Cong Man) isn’t wasting anytime, planting him with a textbook Overhead Suplex! And another! And a third suplex Latino Heat style!

Eddie (Cong Man) is pumped and he scampers to the top once again – FROG SPLASH – WHAM! AWESOME HANG TIME!

It’s pointless making a cover though, so instead Eddie (Cong Man) heads to the outside…oh man, he’s gotta steel chair! Rhyno (Jetster) is looking pretty damn lifeless, and now Eddie (Cong Man) has something in mind…he takes Rhyno’s arm, lies it across the ring and points to that right shoulder…no way is he gonna do this…CLANG!!! BRUTAL STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE INJURED SHOULDER OF RHYNO (JETSTER)!

CLANG! AND ANOTHER ONE, THIS TIME TO THE HEAD! The fans boo and jeer loudly as Rhyno (Jetster) rolls to the outside, I’m not sure he’s gonna be able to recover from that!

Referee Teddy Long (Tony) is stirring and Eddie (Cong Man) points out that Rhyno (Jetster) is outside the ring, and the ref has to begin a count-out.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE! There’s no sign of life from Rhyno (Jetster) yet.

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX! Is the EC Title headed Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man)’s way!?

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EIGHT! RHYNO (JETSTER) IS STIRRING, BUT IS IT TOO LATE!

NINE!

And Eddie (Cong Man) is already celebrating, he’s on his knees crying, he’s the new EC Champion!

“TEN!” He screams delightedly, “TEN!”


He turns back – GORE GORE GORE!!! HOLY S**T! WHAT A GORE FROM RHYNO (JETSTER)! AND HE’S FALLEN INTO A COVER, THE REF IS COUNTING!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!! RHYNO (JETSTER) HAS RETAINED HIS EC TITLE!

Rhyno (Jetster) quickly escapes the ring holding his right shoulder, grinning from ear-to-ear as the crowd cheer wildly, how did he not get counted out? Lets watch the replay.

As we can see, Teddy Long (Tony) was literally in the middle of counting ten when Rhyno (Jetster) suddenly got to his feet and slid into the ring, looks like he was playing possum! Eddie (Cong Man) turned away at nine and celebrated too early!

For the second time in as many weeks, Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) has been half a second away from winning the Euro-Continental Championship, but both times he has ended up with nothing!

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The winner of this match, and still SRW Euro-Continental Champion, Rhyno (Jetster.)

Thanks for reading, Ant.

We’re all ready for the Hardcore encounter between John Cena (Afrojoe) and the recently crowned Hardcore champion, The Jackal (RM18)! The title is not going to be on the line and Billy Gunn (Asher D) and Mick Foley (RM18) will be allowed at ringside for this Hardcore bout. Batista (Figo) hasn’t made the trip after being injured in the TLC match at Freefall, which finally saw him lose the Hardcore title to The Jackal. The remaining members of the Hardcore Revolution have demanded payback and they have a chance tonight!

We head into The Jackal’s locker room to see what he is up to. We see The Jackal focused intently, just staring at the Hardcore title in front of him.

“I want to thank you Foley (RM18). You given me the edge I’ve needed to win what I’ve sought for so long, the Hardcore title! I’ve dreamt of being termed along with you, Foley, as Hardcore champion and I want to build my legacy around the fact that I will be the best Hardcore champ I can be!”

“I’m pleased that I had some influence in your growing ability as a Hardcore wrestler but there is something you need to work on. You can’t keep phasing in and out of those mind states. One day, it will catch up to you! Keep your mind focused on the task!”

We back away out of the room and we are ready for tonight’s Hardcore match. The Hardcore Revolution’s music hits and out struts John Cena (Afrojoe) and Billy Gunn (Asher D). Cena enters the ring and grabs a mic. I guess we are going to get a rap!

The Jackal’s contorted piano music plays immediately and Cena is furious! He had some things he wanted to say and The Jackal (RM18) isn’t having any of it! Cena slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides back in and encourages The Jackal to step into the ring! The Jackal and Mick Foley (RM18) stand on the outside and The Jackal hands the Hardcore belt to Foley. The Jackal shows no fear and steps into the ring. The bell immediately goes and Cena wastes no time in smacking The Jackal with the chair!

It doesn’t faze The Jackal at all! Cena seems perplexed. Cena bounces off the ropes, chair in hand… WHAM!! This time, Cena clocks The Jackal square in the head and he flies over the top rope! The Jackal’s lack of movement shows real disdain for his opponent’s abilities. He doesn’t want to become too confident. He certainly had some sense knocked into him with that last shot!

Cena (Afrojoe) throws the chair to Gunn (Asher D) and he holds it up in front of The Jackal (RM18). Cena climbs the turnbuckle and dropkicks the chair! Foley (RM18) quickly comes round and evens the score by throwing Gunn into the crowd! Cena grabs his chain and starts pummelling the ribs of The Jackal! Cena throws The Jackal into the ring and Cena climbs in and lines up The Jackal… BIG CHAIN PUNCH!! Cena goes for the cover… 1…

THE JACKAL POWERS OUT! Cena forces The Jackal into the corner and starts punching The Jackal in the head with that chain! The Jackal is bleeding a little! Cena signals to Gunn to throw him the chair again… The Jackal grabs Cena in a choke and drags him to the corner. The sight of blood has sent The Jackal into a frenzy! The Jackal unloads on Cena in the corner, Gunn is sneaking up from behind… WHAM!! Gunn gets a chair punched into his face! How did The Jackal know he was coming?

Cena (Afrojoe) has sneaked out of the ring and The Jackal (RM18) follows him out but he starts searching under the ring and pulls out the 2X4 in barbed wire again! Cena was heading back towards The Jackal but a look of fear swept across the face of Cena on seeing that barbed wire! Cena implores The Jackal to drop the barbed wire stick but The Jackal has that look in his eye! GUNN FROM BEHIND!!

FOLEY TAKES OUT GUNN!! Foley (RM18) has had enough of Gunn (Asher D) and starts kicking him up the ramp and to the back! It’s one on one now! Cena takes the 2X4 and is waiting for The Jackal to get up… OOH! Straight into the head of The Jackal! That’s busted The Jackal open a little wider now! The camera looks at The Jackal’s face and he’s smiling! He’s enjoying the pain! Cena grabs The Jackal’s head and snaps it forward and covers The Jackal on the outside! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! Well, it looked like 2 but I think it was about 1.9. Cena (Afrojoe) can’t keep The Jackal (RM18) down for very long so he tries to increase the impact slightly… WHAM! Cena rams The Jackal into the ring post! Cena mouths something about Batista (Figo) and starts pulling stuff off the announcer’s table! SMACK!! Cena uses the monitor on The Jackal’s head! Cena has bought himself some time and throws The Jackal onto the announcer’s table. Cena climbs on and puts The Jackal on his shoulders… F U!!

F U THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!! Cena looks pleased and goes for the cover! 1… 2…

KICK OUT!! CENA CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! The Jackal powered out with authority and sat straight up! What an inhuman performance! The Jackal stands up! Cena cannot believe it. The Jackal floors Cena and throws him into the steel steps! The Jackal picks up Cena and sets him up in a DDT position… OH MY! THE JACKAL DID A DDT PILEDRIVER LIKE MOVE ON THE STEEL STEPS!!! Cena looks out of it! The Jackal covers! 1… 2…

KICK OUT BY CENA!! Good resilience by Cena (Afrojoe)! The Jackal (RM18) doesn’t care and grabs the top of the steps… WHAM!! STRAIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CENA! OOOH! THE JACKAL JUST DROPPED THE STEPS ON THE HEAD OF CENA! The Jackal picks Cena up and throws him into the ring and The Jackal pulls a table from underneath the ring and slides it in the ring! He sets the table up in the ring and picks up Cena…. JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

There is something going on backstage and The Jackal is distracted by the SpecialTron. It’s Foley! He’s been being helped into an ambulance! Gunn must have done a number on him! Foley (RM18) is getting there under his own power but it seems they wanted him to go on a stretcher. Foley was having none of that though. The Jackal looks angry and looks to have gone into a trance again!

The crowd boo as Gunn (Asher D) appears from the crowd! He comes up behind The Jackal… BIG CLOTHESLINE ON GUNN! The Jackal (RM18) is furious! He puts a chair on the almost unconscious Cena (Afrojoe) and picks up Gunn… JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB ON THE CHAIR ON CENA!! The Jackal isn’t done yet! He throws Gunn to the outside and picks up Cena again… JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! CENA LOOKS HELPLESS!! The ref is pleading with The Jackal to end this but there is nothing he can do! The Jackal makes the cover! 1… 2…

3!! THE JACKAL WINS! The medical staff come to check on Cena and Gunn as The Jackal slowly heads up the ramp. Hold on, something is coming on the SpecialTron! It’s Batista (Figo)!

“Jackal, you may have won the battle at Freefall but you won’t win the war! I’d watch my back if I were you!”

The Jackal seems intently focused on the screen. This war is not over yet!

WINNER: THE JACKAL (RM18)

Tag Team Grudge Match:
Booker T (RM18) and Chris Benoit (Grandprix) vs bWo (RVD (AfroJoe) and Chris Jericho (Figo)
Written by LL Cool TT

Good evening, everybody, and welcome back to Eclipse! You’ve tuned in just at the right time, because we have quite the spectacle coming up for you next! In a continuation of one of the most heated feuds SRW has had the honour to promote, Chris Benoit(Grandprix) teams up with Booker T(RM18), to take on two of the most arrogant, pompous and stuck-up athletes ever to grace an SRW ring, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, the Living Legend, the Highlight of the Night, Y2J, Chris Jericho (somehow all the same guy)(Figo) and the Whole F’n Show, Mr. Monday Night, and the SRW World Heavyweight Champion, Rob Van Dam(Afrojoe). I’ve got to say that Benoit and Booker T are my pick to get the win – RVD and Y2J are just too up themselves, they’ll probably make a mistake or two somewhere along the line, and that’ll be all Benoit needs to get his team the win.

*Electric guitar screeches*

Here we have Chris Benoit(Grandprix), all hyped and psyched for the match tonight, followed by his tag team partner for the evening, and a man who we’ve seen work with Benoit for quite a while now, Booker T(RM18). Both men seem focused and unwilling to play for the crowd tonight, who are screaming wildly for this now popular pair of wrestlers. This match is all about sending a message to the bWo, and in Benoit’s particular case, to Rob Van Dam(AJ). I don’t know how one man can be so pompous and proud of a victory earned at a PPV through such cheating as RVD had in his favour at Free Fall. Anyway, Benoit and Booker T are in the ring, ready for this contest, awaiting the two representatives of the bWo, Jericho(Figo) and Van Dam. Where are these guys? They’re usually in a rush to get to the ring, if only to mouth off to the fans – don’t they realise they have a match tonight? Where are- oh, for the love of God! They’re in the crowd, and what’s worse is that they have a microphone!

Van Dam: Well, well, look who we have here – the sick dog and his apprentice! I’m not going to lie to you people, but Rob Van Dam isn’t feeling all that peachy tonight. I know, you paid your money to see everybody’s favourite wrestler, but I’m feeling a little tired after that Free Fall victory! But I’m not going to deny you of a match – I’m giving you a substitute! I was thinking about this for a long time – who could replace Rob Van Dam? It couldn’t be any old guy, so sorry Kevin, it’s not your night, so who? Would it be the beaming, scheming, double-teaming King of Old School, Steve Corino? Or would it be the hottest prospect in the CAW division, LL Cool T? But then I had a thought, and got the perfect replacement for Mr. Monday Night. So, ladies and gentlemen, your replacement in this tag team match, and NEWEST member of the blue World order-

“…Woah, woah, woah!”

Who the heck is that? It’s… it’s Reaver! It’s the commish!

Reaver: Mr. Van Dam, or Monday night, or whatever the Hell your name is, I know you’re SRW Heavyweight Champion and all, and I applaud you for it, but who here gave you the power to make matches? I make the matches, you do the wrestling! We’re not the WWE, having the gold doesn’t mean having the power, pal! Unless you can categorically prove that you are injured, then you are wrestling this match tonight, buddy, or I strip you of that goddamn belt! Now get your ass down to the ring!

Well that told him! Van Dam(AJ), with an, expression on his face as though he’s sucked on a lemon, is making his way through the masses and to the ring, followed by Chris Jericho(Figo), for this scheduled match. But who is this new member of the bWo? Who’s succumbed to the Blue Peril? As Reaver goes back to the locker room, and Van Dam and Jericho climb over the guard barrier, we’re left wondering – who’s the new guy? Well, it looks as though we’re not going to find out, as all four men are in the ring for this match, as Howard Finkel does the honours and introduces us to these combatants…

Finkel: In the corner to my right, from Winnipeg-

WHAM!

Finkel just got a huge double clothesline from behind, courtesy of Rob Van Dam and Jericho, and now the match seems to be on!

DING! DING! DING!

And here we go! Rob Van Dam(AJ) has immediately gone to his corner, so it looks as though Jericho’s starting for the bWo, and it appears that Chris Benoit(Grandprix) wants in from the start – Chris Jericho(Figo) and Chris Benoit to start out this match. They start by circling the ring, but quickly lock up… collar and elbow tie-up, but Benoit spins around into a hammerlock on Jericho… Jericho manages to push back into a hammerlock of his own… Benoit’s using his free arm to feel back, and now he’s got Chris Jericho’s head… snapmare on Jericho, and both men are back to a vertical base! Jericho goes back to his corner to talk with Van Dam about a strategy, while Benoit looks on… Benoit charges at Jericho! But Jericho dodges, and RVD clocks Benoit! School boy by Jericho on Benoit:

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Kick out at two by Benoit, as he stares at Jericho – Jericho returns the favour, before both men start to circle the ring again. Benoit goes for a tie-up, but Jericho ducks around the back and gets Benoit in a waistlock… Benoit elbows Jericho’s locked arms, forcing Jericho to release, as the Rabid Wolverine goes around and puts a waistlock on Jericho – German Supl- NO! Jericho hooked a leg with one of his, and fell on Benoit! He’s got him covered:

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Kick out again at two by Benoit(Grandprix), who was shocked by that intelligent reversal by Y2J(Figo). Jericho managed to hook one of Benoit’s legs with one of his own, thus not allowing Benoit to get Jericho fully over, causing Jericho to land on Benoit! Great wrestling! The two Canadians are just focused on the other now, and lock up once more with a tie-up… Benoit pushes Jericho all the way back into a neutral corner, but the referee gets in between them and forces Benoit to break cleanly… he does so, but Jericho kicks him in the stomach! Y2J now pushes his fellow Canadian to the ropes and Irish whips him; Jericho goes to the centre of the ring and bends down for a back body drop, but Benoit has clutched onto the ropes, preventing him from running into Jericho – Jericho’s now realised this, charges at Benoit, but Benoit counters with a HUGE BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE! Yee-ouch!

The referee cleverly watches on RVD(AJ) and Booker T(RM18), ensuring they don’t interfere, as Chris Benoit(Grandprix) follows Chris Jericho(Figo) to the outside, no doubt with something in mind. He puts the boots to Jericho, while the crowd at ringside goes nuts for Benoit! The Edmonton native now picks up the man from Winnipeg, and whips him into the steel steps! But wait – Jericho leapt onto the steps, and hits a turning cross body block on Benoit! What athleticism! You may not like the guy, but he’s sure got some talent! Jericho and Benoit are both feeling the effects of that move, as they get to their feet, swatting at each other as they go – Benoit kicks Jericho hard in the gut, and rolls him back into the ring, where he can do the most damage to his opponent. Jericho tries to scamper towards his corner, where Rob Van Dam is awaiting a tag, but Benoit catches Jericho’s flailing left boot, and pulls him back over to Benoit’s corner.

Tag to Booker T!

Benoit(Grandprix) has dragged Jericho(Figo) into the middle of the ring, and puts him in a single-leg Boston Crab, while Booker T(RM18) turns around, leaps onto, and off the ropes – springboard elbow drop to Jericho’s head! Benoit releases Jericho from the submission hold, and Booker T quickly drags Jericho to his feet, and whips him into the ropes – Jericho rebounds back into a Booker T Harlem sidekick! Nicely done! But Booker T isn’t done there, as he gets Jericho to his feet again, and this time whips him into a neutral corner. Booker T goes into the opposite corner, runs up and- BAM! He sprinted straight into Chris Jericho’s right boot! Booker T stumbles backwards after that collision, as Jericho sits up on the second rope, and hits a picture perfect missile dropkick! Right on the money! But instead of going for a cover, Jericho scrambles towards his corner:

Tag to Van Dam!

Rob Van Dam(AJ) has become the legal man in this match for the bWo team, but Chris Jericho(Figo) remains in the ring, and both bWo members whip Booker T(RM18) into the other neutral corner. Jericho is on his hands and knees just in front of Booker T, and this looks like a little Poetry in Motion… RVD runs up, leaps off his partner, and frontflips right into Booker T! What an attack! But they don’t seem to be finished! Chris Jericho now whips Booker T into the opposite neutral corner, as RVD forward rolls and jumps onto Booker T – monkey flip INTO A JERICHO POWERBOMB! Nice move! Now RVD takes advantage by going for the pin:


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Kick out by Booker T at about 2 and a half! Great double-teaming by the bWo, to their credit. Van Dam(AJ) now picks up Booker T(RM18), and gets him to the ropes with a series of kicks to the midsection – Van Dam whips Booker, but the Book reverses, but Van Dam reverses the reversal; Booker T rebounds off the ropes, but ducks a spinning heel kick from Van Dam; Van Dam runs to the ropes; both men off the ropes; Van Dam ducks a clothesline from Booker T; both men again off the ropes; Booker T now goes for a crucifix pin on RVD – but RVD has kept him on his shoulders, and his spinning around like nobody’s business! Booker T has been raised to RVD’s shoulders, as RVD carries him close to Benoit’s corner, but now runs, and hits a rolling Samoan drop! RVD immediately is back on his feet, though, and jumps onto the second rope of his corner, and hits a great moonsault on Booker T! What offence by the SRW champ!

RVD has once again pulled Booker up and into a neutral corner, and whips him into the opposite corner… but Booker baseball slides, stopping himself, and rus back to his corner!

Tag to Benoit!

Benoit’s in! He’s going to get his hands on Van Dam(AJ)! But wait, just as soon as Benoit(Grandprix) is in, Van Dam…

Tag to Jericho!

… tags out! I haven’t seen such cowardice on this scale since I last saw Shane Douglas wrestle! Jericho(Figo) comes in, ready to face off against Chris Benoit(Grandprix) once again – the two men go nose-to-nose and are shooting their mouths off. Jericho shoves Benoit, so Benoit shoves Jericho; Jericho goes to shove Benoit- OOHHH! That’s low! He led in with his knee to Benoit’s groin! He puts his hands up as if he’s done nothing wrong at all, for God’s sakes! But now, with Benoit down in obvious distress, Jericho looks away from the referee, walks over and punches Booker T! Booker T(RM18) is enraged, and tries to get his own back, but the referee stops him, allowing Chris Jericho to do whatever the Hell he likes! Y2J now picks up Benoit, and crutches him on the ropes near to Van Dam’s corner! He’s now signalling for Van Dam to go up, or something… Van Dam leaps onto the top turnbuckle, and kicks Chris Benoit right in the head! Benoit falls down to the apron, as Jericho now grabs onto him and positions him… Jericho leaps over the rope, grabs onto Benoit – SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! OOHHH! RIGHT ONTO THE GUARD BARRIER! Benoit’s back could have just snapped in front of our eyes!

Jericho(Figo) has somehow hoisted the surely-paralysed Chris Benoit(Grandprix) up, and now into a suplex hold, lifts him up, and plants him on the guard barrier! Jericho now rolls quickly back into the ring as Van Dam(AJ) goes to the apron – CORKSCREW LEG DROP ON BENOIT’S BACK! Sickening offence! RVD now slowly pushes Benoit back into the ring, as Booker T finally returns to his corner, and Jericho goes for the pin on Benoit – this has got to be over:


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KICK OUT! How on Earth did he do that? That’s amazing! But perhaps he should have swallowed his pride and taken the three-count for the sake of his back? We’ll have to see how he gets on throughout the remainder of this match, but it sure as Hell doesn’t look good for him. Jericho(Figo) pulls him up, and whips him, but the Rabid Wolverine is able to reverse the whip, and sends Jericho into the ropes – Jericho bounces off, AS BENOIT GRABS HIS LEFT ARM, LOOKING FOR THE CROSSFACE! But the Highlight of the Night refuses to succumb; he doesn’t want to be put in that demonic submission move! Benoit’s on his knees, and Jericho’s on one foot – Jericho slowly… rolls Benoit(Grandprix) over, but Benoit holds on, and now locks Jericho in the Crossface! Jericho isn’t completely in the submission manoeuvre yet, though, and now he’s able to crawl to the ropes! But Benoit doesn’t care, he’s hanging on to that Crossface! Chris Jericho is almost screaming in pain, but he can’t actually scream, because Benoit is covering his mouth! The referee is well past the 5-count, and is trying to pull Benoit off Jericho! But Van Dam(AJ) has entered the ring now, and hits a double-legged leg drop, right on Chris Benoit’s head!

Benoit was stopped by that leg drop by Van Dam, but has now got back up, and hits Van Dam with a LOW BLOW! And Van Dam gets thrown to the outside! Benoit clearly is beyond patience, as he ejects Van Dam from the ring! He turns his focus back to Jericho, and stomps him hard! And again! One more time, for the road! He now drags him to his feet, and hits a stiff boot to the midsection! Benoit now puts Jericho down, hoists him up – PILEDRIVER! A huge piledriver to Chris Jericho, and that may have swung the momentum firmly in Benoit and Booker’s favour!

RVD(AJ) has come back into the ring, and shoved the referee out of the way to get to Benoit! This is a melee, a free for all, out of control! RVD has gone after Benoit, and now Booker T(RM18) has gone straight for Van Dam! Jericho(Figo) is still down, as RVD starts to kick away at Benoit(Grandprix), who is on his knees, and Booker comes along to smack RVD in the head! Booker T uses his punches and kicks to force the champion into the corner, where he starts to pummel away at Van Dam’s chest. Benoit now joins his partner to best at Van Dam, having left the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah to clutch at his neck after that vicious piledriver from Benoit.

Van Dam(AJ) now gets whipped into Booker and Benoit’s corner, and is hoisted up to the second rope – Benoit(Grandprix) and Booker T(RM18) follow him up there, and are looking for a superplex, it seems – they pick up RVD, high into the air – DELAYED superplex… the three men drop – BUT RVD FLIPS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! Incredible agility by the champion! He now pulls Benoit closer to Booker T, stands to the side – STANDING MOONSAULT ON BOTH OPPONENTS! Now RVD grabs a hold of Booker T whips him into the ropes, and hits a stiff spinning heel kick! Now RVD backs into the ropes behind him, forward rolls… ROLLING THUNDER!

Rob Van Dam(AJ) drags Booker T(RM18) back to his feet again, whips him from the centre of the ring to Van Dam and Jericho(Figo)’s corner, charges up into a shoulder tackle, another one, backflip – WHACK! Booker got his knee up! Booker got his knee up! Van Dam threw his face right into it! Good Lord, what impact! That is true pain! The crowd have burst into life suddenly, as everyone’s favourite piece of literature, the Book, Booker T, finally goes back on the offensive! Booker T hits a firm boot to RVD’s stomach, causing the champ to double over in pain, as Booker bounces off the ropes – SCISSOR KICK- MISSED! RVD escaped from the path of the leg just in time – THRUST KICK TO BOOKER T! RVD planted the sole of his boot right in the Houston native’s face! But Booker refuses to go down, so the champion kicks him hard in the stomach, leads him near to a neutral corner, and gets him in a double underhook hold – lifts Booker up vertically – AND DROPS HIM, FACE-FIRST! A Pedigree-like manoeuvre from Van Dam, there, who quickly leaps over to the corner – SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT! Beautiful stuff!

But Chris Benoit’s back on his feet, and grabs Van Dam(AJ)! Van Dam’s been put into a Dragon Sleeper by his rival! Benoit(Grandprix) is in full control here, with Chris Jericho(Figo) down from the piledriver he got spiked with, and no bWo at ringside to help the champion escape! But wait! Van Dam is starting to stand up! He’s getting to his feet! Incredible strength and endurance from Van Dam – I guess that’s why he’s the champ! Van Dam, still locked in the Dragon Sleeper, is on his feet, and trying to kick backwards at Benoit’s head, much to the amusement of Benoit! The crowd is cheering for Benoit, and must be hoping that RVD can’t find a way out of this punishing submission hold! This is all part of the intelligent offence by Chris Benoit, weakening Van Dam’s neck, ready for the Crippler Crossface- WOAH! RVD just backflipped, while his head was being supported by Benoit, and both his feet ended up in Benoit’s mouth! RVD landed on his hands and knees, Benoit’s down and probably has had his lip split open by Van Dam! Yes, Benoit is indeed bleeding from the mouth, folks! Van Dam has picked up the Canadian Crippler, whipped him into the ropes; as Benoit comes back off the ropes, Van Dam falls to the floor for Benoit to run over- WAIT! BENOIT’S LOCKED ON THE CROSSFACE! BENOIT’S LOCKED ON THE CROSSFACE! RVD made one elementary mistake, and Benoit pounced on it! RVD’s locked into the Crossface, dead centre of the ring, no way out! The referee’s asking Van Dam if he wants to tap out – who cares about legal wrestlers, huh? The referee is asking Van Dam if he’s going to submit – Van Dam motioning for a microphone, I think! Why does he want a microphone, for God’s sakes? The referee has grabbed a microphone, and put it to Van Dam’s mouth, while Chris Benoit doesn’t seem to be noticing any strange events at the moment, just reclining on Rob Van Dam’s neck! The crowd have gone quiet, waiting for the words of the champion…

Van Dam: Benoit, BENOIT! ARRGHH! GODDAMMIT! DAMN YOU REAVER, I’M DEBUTING OUR NEW MEMBER! AAARRRGGGHH! THE PAIN! Fresh from his stint in TNA, our new member…!

Who the Hell is it? I can’t see anyone yet! Hold on a second – IT’S AJ STYLES! AJ STYLES IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE bWo! He’s pulls the ref to his feet, and clocks him, knocking him out cold! And now he stamps hard on Benoit’s head, which can’t have done that neck or the back any good at all! And now AJ Styles has Benoit(Grandprix) on his feet – Styles goads the Canadian, and Benoit swings, but misses – LOW BLOW ON BENOIT! Styles now spins the Rabid Wolverine around, boot to the gut, hangs him up, steps over the arms – STYLES CLASH! BENOIT’S BEEN AMBUSHED! And now Styles goes after Booker T, who’s only just got up – Booker T gets thrown out of the ring by AJ! The newcomer now follows Booker to the outside, where he picks up the Texan, hangs him up – oh no, not on the concrete! He steps over the arms – STYLES CLASH ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Goddammit, no! Booker’s match is over, as of right now! Styles smirks to the crowd, who are reacting with deafening boos for this latest recruit of the bWo! Benoit is out, Booker could well be dead, this is yet another bWo sting! For God’s sakes, this is getting out of hand! But looks who’s appeared on the ramp! It’s Reaver!

Reaver: I’ve had it with this bWo crap! You are not holding my shows to ransom! Styles, who the Hell hired you? I know it wasn’t me! Now if you’ve got any sense, you’ll get the Hell out of my arena now, and never come back! Brian! Brian Hebner! Get your stripes on, and referee the rest of this joke of a match!

AJ Styles has turned his attention to the commissioner, and is now walking up the ramp, talking trash! He’s going eye-to-eye, nose-to-nose, toe-to-toe with the man with the matches! They’re both mouthing off, BUT THERE’S A HARD RIGHT FIST TO STYLES! Styles is shocked that someone has had the gall to hit him! OOHHH! LOW BLOW TO REAVER! And now, AJ has Reaver up – he steps over the arms – good God, this man has guile – STYLES CLASH, TO REAVER, ON THE RAMP! I do not believe it! I do not believe this! Styles now is returning to the ring, having decimated his boss! That is just… amazing! Incredible, even!

Back in the ring, now, RVD(AJ) has skulked out of the ring, nursing his stretched neck, but Benoit(Grandprix) is also rolling to the outside! Benoit is moving after that Styles Clash, which is great news, and the fans are right behind him! Benoit is standing up, on the outside of the ring, where he’s grabbed a chair! Brian Hebner still isn’t out here, so any havoc that Benoit can wreak with that chair will be rendered perfectly legal! He’s rolled back into the ring, chair in his grasp, where AJ Styles has just entered, unaware that the Canadian, who he spiked with the Styles Clash just minutes earlier, is packing heat! Styles turns around, and sees his ate, right before his eyes – the crowd have gone crazy in anticipation- WHACK! SMACK! CRACK! Good God, what shots! Benoit didn’t even give Styles enough time to fall to the ground while he threw the chair in his face! Styles has gone down now, though, and his head is leaking crimson! Benoit has turned to Jericho, who is STILL down – I honestly think Chris Jericho has got a serious problem, here – Benoit has dragged Jericho to the middle of the ring, and has locked the Crossface onto Jericho’s right arm and neck! And here’s Brian Hebner! He slides in the ring, asking Jericho(Figo) if he wants to tap, but there’s Van Dam! Rob Van Dam is up on the turnbuckle, ready to attack – he leaps high – FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! RIGHT ON BENOIT! Benoit is out, but Jericho’s neck could be broken after being caught up in that attack! Benoit flops to the mat, and RVD clutches at every limb available limb of Benoit to get the pin! But wait – SABU ROLLS RVD OVER! RVD’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! Brian Hebner makes the count:


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3! BENOIT GETS THE PIN ON THE CHAMP! Sabu(LL Cool T) is here! Sabu rolled the package of Van Dam and Benoit(Grandprix) over to allow Benoit to get the pin, and Rob Van Dam(AJ) is incensed! Reaver is out cold on the ramp, Booker(RM18) is out cold on the outside, AJ Styles is down and bleeding, Jericho(Figo) could have a broken neck; this is carnage on Eclipse! Sabu is celebrating on the outside with the fans, while RVD is smacking the mat in sheer frustration at having lost this highly emotional, high-impact bout! He now is just staring at Sabu, with a look of thunder in his eyes – I don’t think we’ve ever seen Van Dam this angry before! He slowly gets to his feet, while Sabu is unaware, still celebrating with the fans at ringside, as Van Dam steps under the top rope, onto the apron – and now Sabu is aware of Van Dam’s impending attack! He’s telling him to bring it on, but Sabu is wearing a strange smirk on his face – why?

“… Rob Van Dam! Our champion! And our loser tonight!”

What the Hell? Who’s this? Wait; oh no… it’s Paul E. Dangerously!

Paul E: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, to this latest segment of SRW programming! Please sit down, you’re in for a treat! Now, Rob Van Dam – the Whole F'N Show, and the SRW World Heavyweight Champion! Tonight, you got your pretty little shoulders held down for the 1 – 2 – 3 by the Canadian Crippler, Chris Benoit! Admittedly, my newest client had something to do with it, but still…

Newest client?! Sabu(LL Cool T) is with Paul E. again?

Paul E: Sabu and I have been watching this feud between you and Chris, Rob, and we decided that we wanted in. After all, what’s a heavyweight title if the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal maniac hasn’t held it? But then you’re newest little buddy came along tonight, and everything quickly changed! So this is how it goes – Van Dam, get the Hell out of the ring, your time on the show’s over – medics, damage control, whoever you are, get out here are purge the ring of these boys! All except for that man! AJ Styles, the ‘Phenomenal’ AJ, I should say – leave him, he’s our latest target! Sabu – get him! Brian Hebner – get all the rest out of the ring, and ring that bell! You have a match to officiate!

Good God, with Reaver out, there’s no one to say otherwise – ladies and gentlemen, you have an impromptu match! Sabu(LL Cool T) is taking on the bloodied AJ Styles, who has just got to his feet, and is now actually goading the Human Highlight Reel! AJ sure has guts! RVD(AJ) is now tending to Jericho(Figo) on the outside, while Damage Control files past Paul E. to clear the ring, and now the ring has only Styles, Sabu and Hebner – this impromptu match can begin!

DING! DING! DING!

It’s on!

Impromptu Singles Match:
Sabu (LL Cool T) vs. AJ Styles
Written by LL Cool T

Sabu(LL Cool T) and AJ Styles, whose eyes are now being obscured with blood, start by circling the ring – but Styles leads in with a strong kick to Sabu’s gut, and now Styles whips Sabu into the ropes; Sabu rebounds, but gets caught with a JUMPING HURRICANRANA BY STYLES! Both men are quick to get back on their feet, as Styles smirks at Sabu – Sabu now knows what he’s up against. Styles charges at Sabu with a clothesline, but Sabu ducks, and hits one of his own! Sabu turns away briefly, but turns back to Styles – BUT STYLES KIPS UP AND HITS A HURRICANRANA FROM HIS BACK! FROM HIS BACK! Unbelievable! Sabu is again quick to get back on his feet, but he looks genuinely shocked by Styles’ inhuman agility, and so are most of us at SRW Towers! Genuinely great stuff!

The two men start to circle again, but not for too long, as Styles and Sabu both go for a toe kick at the same time, kicking each other’s feet, and now Styles just says ‘to Hell with style’, as he shoves Sabu(LL Cool T) to the mat! But Sabu responds with two boots to Styles face, while Sabu is still down on the mat, but now the Arabian Facebuster himself is up and whips AJ Styles into the corner – Sabu runs to follow up, but AJ Styles gets an elbow in the way; Sabu goes down on one knee, as AJ Styles turns around, leaps onto the second rope, backflips! BUT WAIT – he caught onto Sabu’s head while still flipping, and now hits an inverted DDT! What amazing athleticism by AJ! The crowd is cheering in appreciation, even though this man is Blue! Incredible action, as Styles now goes for the cover:


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Kick out by Sabu(LL Cool T) at two! Styles pulls Sabu up to his feet, whips him into the ropes; Sabu rebounds back, but baseball slides through Styles’ legs – gets to his feet, and hits Styles with a few hard fists to the mush! Sabu now whips AJ Styles into the ropes, but Styles actually baseball slides out of the ring, and still has the gall to goad Sabu! Sabu looks to the fans, points to the sky, bounces off the ropes, AND SOMERSAULTS OVER THE ROPES! BUT AJ MOVED! SABU LANDED ON NOTHING BUT CONCRETE! AJ knew what he was doing, and executed his fiendish plan perfectly! Sabu is now down on the concrete, clutching at his back and neck, while AJ Styles ‘interacts’ with our fans at ringside – now he turns his attention away from swearing and cursing our fans, back to his opponent for this unscheduled match. Paul E. Dangerously has pulled off quite the coup by getting Sabu into SRW, but going up to AJ Styles, as he’s doing now, may not be quite so clever! If AJ’s willing to attack his own boss, there’s no reason why he won’t attack you, Paul! But Sabu is up! And he’s smacked AJ from behind! Sabu is just punching Styles over and over while AJ is backed up against the guard barrier! Sabu is telling Paul E. to restrain Styles, which Paul E. does by choking Styles with his tie, and Sabu goes over to grab a chair! Sabu(LL Cool T) returns to Styles, and lifts him off the concrete – scoops him up, and puts him in a Tree of Woe on the guard barrier! Sabu plants the chair right in AJ’s face, and now rolls back into the ring… Sabu runs into the ropes, rebounds – AND BASEBALL SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, FALLING INTO AJ’S FACE! Two boots to AJ Styles, and a chair as well! Sabu isn’t going after Styles right now, though, he’s going underneath the ring – he’s got a table! I think Brian Hebner’s resigned to letting this match become hardcore!

Sabu(LL Cool T) is setting up that table outside of the ring, although not bridging the ring and guard barrier with it, one of his trademarks, instead leaving it be. Styles is still not moving after those two boots to the chair in the face, until Sabu starts to drag his body along the ground and heaves him onto the table. Sabu gets another chair, and goes back into the ring, setting up the chair by the ropes – I think we know what’s coming up here, people… one, two – TRIPLE JUMP SOMERSAULT- BUT AJ MOVED AGAIN! SABU CRASHED THROUGH THAT TABLE! Paul E. is in shock, Sabu is in pain, and AJ is in fits of laughter! Styles seems to be winning this battle of psychology with Sabu, and he gets Sabu out from under the wreckage of that crushed table, rolls him into the ring, and goes for a quick cover, hooking the leg:

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SABU KICKS OUT! Sabu(LL Cool T) kicked out, just as the last few members of Damage Control take away the remaining people who were in and around the ring area. Styles is angered, but doesn’t let his anger get the better of him, as he picks Sabu up, and whips him into the corner hard! Sabu isn’t moving out from that corner, so Styles prepares himself, charges, AND HITS A MOONSAULTING BOOT TO SABU! He leapt onto Sabu’s chest, and moonsaulted off, landing on his feet! Now Styles is going for a spinning elbow, but Sabu ducks, and AJ slams his elbow into the turnbuckle! Sabu, still on his knees, hits a LOW BLOW! And now he hits a stiff DDT! You won’t see that from Sabu too often! He leans over, covers AJ:


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But AJ kicks out at 2! Sabu(LL Cool T) seems to be taking heart from this, and now moves AJ into a position more like that for a splash off the turnbuckle – or an Arabian Facebuster? Sabu has climbed to the top turnbuckle, and is calling for a chair! A fan obliges, and Sabu takes position – dives… BUT MISSES AGAIN! Sabu sat on that chair, basically, which can’t be helping the guy’s tailbone! AJ Styles was able to get out of harm’s way, and takes the chair – SMASH! He cracked Sabu right over the head! And Sabu is busted open! AJ swings again – CRACK! That one pushed Sabu to the mat! Styles now gets Sabu positioned, and goes to the top rope himself! Styles doesn’t waste much time on the top, and jumps: SPIRAL TAP- MISSED! Now Styles misses a high spot! Sabu rolled out of the way, and only just missed the incoming youngster!

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KICK OUT! Styles somehow kicks out! Sabu(LL Cool T) is back up, with the help of the ropes, and goes back to the outside, underneath the ring – another table! Sabu has another table! He slides it into the ring, and positions it in a corner, leaning on the second rope, and he grabs Styles by the hair to get him up – Styles is put onto the table, face-first, as Sabu sets up a chair in front of the table, goes to the opposite corner, runs up, jumps, AND LEG DROPS AJ THROUGH THE TABLE! AJ may have a broken back, thanks to Sabu! Sabu now rolls AJ over, and goes for the pin:


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KICK OUT! KICK OUT BY STYLES! HOW DID HE DO THAT? Sabu(LL Cool T) is shocked; Paul E. looks as though he’s having a heart attack, and AJ, blood streaming down his face, is out! Sabu tries to get AJ up, but it’s a struggle, as Styles is probably concussed and unconscious after that crushing move through the table! Sabu does finally manage to get AJ Styles onto his feet, and now he gets whipped into a free corner – Sabu picks up a chair, runs at AJ, BUT GETS THE CHAIR KICKED RIGHT BACK IN HIS FACE BY STYLES! Big mistake by Sabu! AJ grabs the chair from Sabu, slams it into Sabu’s midsection, drops it to the floor, and picks Sabu up – tries to step over the arms, but Sabu avoids it, instead managing to move himself up, and hurricanranas AJ onto the chair! Styles grabs his head in pain, but is quickly back up – only to be met with a clothesline by Sabu! AJ’s back up again, though, as Sabu leaps onto his shoulders for a hurricanrana – but AJ hangs on! Sabu just made a huge mistake! AJ steps over the arms, AND HITS THE STYLES CLAH ONTO THE CHAIR! He rolls over, and pins Sabu:


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3! AJ Styles has won this impromptu match-up with the Styles Clash, the move used to dispatch Reaver and Booker T(RM18) tonight! What a pair of debuts for these combatants! Oh, great, Paul E.’s in the ring with a microphone now, as AJ heads up the ramp!

Paul E: Oh yeah, AJ, oh yeah, you just skulk off to the back, like the coward that you are, AJ! But bear this in mind, OK? This little performance of yours, this alleged ‘victory’, has earned you something special. At the next Pay-Per-View, you’ve earned yourself a special match against this very man, Sabu! You want to know the stipulation? It’s no normal stipulation, this is a whole new match! It’s Paul E. Dangerously’s Psychedelic House of Mania! Details revealed next week, on Eclipse!

What the…?

We’re ready for the destructive encounter that comes from the Hardcore title matches in SRW. This match will be the 3rd meeting between the Hardcore champion, Batista (Figo), and the challenger, The Jackal. Batista has managed to defend the title against The Jackal (RM18) before but The Jackal was still recovering from the 6-man Hell In A Cell match. Now, both are in peak psychical condition but they certainly won’t be after tonight’s match. Batista is annoyed at The Jackal’s recent attacks and this is surely going to be a career-damaging match.

We head to The Jackal’s locker room and we see him and Mick Foley (RM18) talking.

“Mick, you have been an inspiration to my cause. I want to be next Hardcore champion because I am Hardcore to the bone. I feed off my pain and the pain of others. Batista will see what the true meaning of Hardcore is all about. The only way to achieve this is by making this one on one. I need you to take out Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D), so I can concentrate on destroying Batista. Can you do it?”

The Jackal pushes the cameras out of the door so we are unable to hear what the response is. Let’s head over to The Hardcore Revolution’s locker room…

“I’m bound to make this the shortest match in SRW history but if The Jackal starts playing his underhanded tricks again, I’ll give you the signal and you come out and take apart The Jackal once and for all. Nobody messes with The Hardcore Revolution!”

We head out to the arena and we see that the stage has been pulled down and big entrances leading to the outside of the arena have been made available. Apparently, both wrestlers requested this. Only time will tell why they have both asked for this to be done.

Batista’s (Figo) music plays and he strides out confidently with an evil look in his eye. Hold on, we are seeing Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) walking to the outside of the arena. What are they up to? Batista sees this on the big screen and smiles and the crowd boo loudly.

The Jackal’s (RM18) contorted piano music plays and the crowd cheer for The Jackal. Mick Foley (RM18) isn’t accompanying him so I guess he has asked him to stay in the back. Wait! Another set of pictures from the back are being shown and it’s Cena and Gunn again! They are walking back into their locker room with cheesy grins on their faces! What have they done?

The ladder sits over near the entrance walkway and tables line the outside of the ring area. 4 chairs are set up on each turnbuckle menacingly and the crowd are buzzing with anticipation. The belt hangs over the two guys as they patiently wait for the bell to kick this match off. Something else is going on now! A crackling noise can be heard, and Ready to Die by Andrew WK plays. “Next week…” blasts onto the SpecialTron. The arena and stage lights flicker, before everything goes back to normal. What’s coming next week?

The bell rings are Batista (Figo) is the slightly quicker to react and knocks The Jackal (RM18) down with numerous clotheslines. This TLC match is underway! Batista whips The Jackal off the ropes and lifts his big boot… WHAM! Right in The Jackal’s face. Leg Drop by Batista. Batista is wasting no time and goes outside for the ladder. He then curiously leans it up against the security barrier. Batista climbs in the ring and picks up The Jackal in a display of strength, The Jackal floats behind Batista, The Jackal spins Batista around, whips off the ropes, Back body drop near the ropes… CRACK! Batista lands on the ladder!

The Jackal leaps over the top rope… SMACK!! Batista moves and The Jackal slams into the ladder! Crazy move by The Jackal and it didn’t pay off. Batista throws The Jackal off the ladder and picks it up. He stands back and runs… WHAM! Batista drills the ladder into the midsection of The Jackal! Batista leans the ladder across the barriers at the entrance way and then grabs a couple of tables and put them next to the ladder on the barriers so he can stand on them. Batista grabs The Jackal and throws him onto the tables. Batista sets him up….

Suplex reversed and The Jackal (RM18) reverse suplexes Batista (Figo) onto the ladder! The Jackal looks up at the big screen to see Mick Foley (RM18)! He’s standing outside the Hardcore Revolution’s locker room and then drives a forklift so they can’t get out! The Jackal smiles and turns… WHAM!! Big kick by Batista! Batista looks crazy as he probably saw the backstage segment too! Batista throws The Jackal into the crowd and is just unloading on him.

Batista throws The Jackal over the barriers and The Jackal hit the steel steps headfirst! Batista stands on the barrier and elbow drops The Jackal on the back! Batista throws The Jackal into the ring and grabs the steel steps. He slides them into the ring and slides in himself. The Jackal gets on his feet shakily… OOOOH!!! LOW BLOW BY BATISTA! The Jackal falls to his knees! Batista picks up the steps… PLANTED RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF THE JACKAL!!

Batista (Figo) climbs out of the ring and avoids the mangled longer ladder and grabs the smaller one. He throws it into the ring and sets it up. Batista is climbing for the title!! THE JACKAL PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AND BATISTA SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE CHAIR IN THE CORNER!!! Batista slumps in the corner and The Jackal puts the ladder in a rather precarious position, dropkick by The Jackal (RM18) and Batista is in pain in a rather sensitive area!

The Jackal is looking a little groggy after the vicious shots to the head from earlier and slowly recovers his balance and sets the ladder up. The Jackal is climbing for the title!! The Jackal is reaching… reaching… Batista is climbing up as well! They slug it out on the top of the ladder! The ladder is starting to sway!

THE JACKAL AND BATISTA FALL TO THE OUTSIDE!!! The crowd get behind The Jackal (RM18) as he begins to stir. The Jackal starts some exterior decorating as he starts building a mountain of tables in front of the announcer’s tables. He then searches under the ring and pulls out… A 2X4 WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!!! The crowd roar, as Batista (Figo) turns round…

THWACK!! RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF BATISTA!! The Jackal takes the 2X4 and starts raking it across Batista’s head!! The Jackal is relentless!! The Jackal throws the 2X4 into the ring and throws a crimson Batista into the ring post! Batista is crawling towards the entrance way and The Jackal is in pursuit. The Jackal is full of rage and picks up the mangled ladder and throws it onto Batista!! Batista is getting a battering!!

The Jackal still has his crazy look in his eye and he strides out of the arena!! Batista is a mess in the big area at the entranceway! What is that noise? It’s The Jackal (RM18) and he’s driving a truck! I guess Cena (Afrojoe) and Gunn (Asher D) left some heavy vehicles outside for Batista (Figo) but The Jackal has one now! He’s trying to run Batista down!! The Jackal is taking this way too far! The Jackal is pretty close…

Batista dives out of the way just in time! The Jackal crashes into the electrical equipment and looks a little shaken. Batista is furious and he exits the arena! I guess he’s trying to go one better than The Jackal. The Jackal climbs out of the truck and leans up against it. He’s holding his neck a bit; perhaps he has a touch of whiplash. Batista is back and he’s driving a crane with a wrecking ball on the end!

The Jackal (RM18) hasn’t really noticed and Batista (Figo) is fiddling with the controls. Batista swings the wrecking ball… THE JACKAL JUST DUCKS IN TIME! It wasn’t moving particularly fast. I guess Batista isn’t used to using heavy machinery. The wrecking caused a weakening of the back of the truck. Batista is still fiddling with the controls as The Jackal climbs up and throws him down to the floor. The Jackal picks Batista up and runs with his head in his hands… INTO THE WEAK PART OF THE TRUCK! Batista flies through into the truck!

The Jackal climbs in after him and we haven’t got any pictures of what is going on in there. All we can hear is a lot of noise. I think we just heard a thud. THE JACKAL FLIES OUT OF THE BACK OF THE TRUCK!! Batista stands in the truck with a hefty lead pipe in his hand and The Jackal is looking a mess.

Batista climbs down from the truck and strolls confidently towards the ring! The crowd boo and jeer and he enters the ring and sets the ladder up! BATISTA IS CLIMBING!! BATISTA IS GOING TO RETAIN THE TITLE!! A small ripple of applause goes up as Batista nears the top…

BATISTA GRABS THE BELT!! NO!!! A WRECKING BALL OUT OF NOWHERE HAS SMACKED THE LADDER AND BATISTA FLIES THROUGH THE STACK OF TABLES!!! The crowd are stunned as we see a replay. Batista (Figo) was just about to take the belt when The Jackal (RM18) drove the crane and flung the wrecking ball into the ladder! It seems The Jackal is rather adept at using heavy machinery!

The Jackal has snapped and destroys the ring with the wrecking ball! The ring has been destroyed! The Jackal is sitting in the crane in a trance! The crowd are going nuts but this match isn’t over! Batista looks out of it and is surrounded by wreckage. All The Jackal needs to do is snap out of this trance and grab the title. Unfortunately, the ring is broken, the small ladder is in the wreckage and the big ladder was mangled earlier. WAIT!! The crowd erupt again! IT’S…

MICK FOLEY!! He rushes to the crane and attempts to restore some kind of sanity to The Jackal (RM18). The Jackal finally snaps out of it and has a look round. It seems there is no way off grabbing the title. The Jackal urges Mick Foley (RM18) to climb down and The Jackal slowly drives the crane over the wreckage! The Jackal climbs on the cab roof…

AND GRABS THE BELT!!! THE JACKAL IS THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!! EMT’S rush to Batista (Figo) who still isn’t moving. The crowd are giving both competitors a standing ovation as The Jackal celebrates with Mick Foley! What a way to end Freefall!

WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: THE JACKAL (RM18)

JR: Well, finally, this match has arrived. The big one. The one we've all been waiting for...

King: ...Although we've only been waiting because the writer of it couldn't be a##ed.

JR: Yes, that is true, BUT THIS MATCH WILL DEFINITELY BE EVIL AND VILE AND TOTALLY OUT OF HAND!

King: Yes, but it might involve puppies, so that would be good.

JR: ...THEY WILL BE BROKEN SMACK DAMNED IN HALF!...

King: ...There should be puppies...

JR: ...EVIL SON OF A B####...

KING: *Dribbles*

JR: *Has heart attack*

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Production manager: Now we'll take you over to commentators who can actually commentate.

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Tazz: Welcome to the second last match on the Freefall schedule. It's looking to be a cracker, with the unusual pairing of Anarchy (DW) and Josh Matthews taking on one of SRW's more experienced tag teams; The Elements, otherwise known as the Government Mules - it's Reaver (Ant) and Jetster!

Michael Cole: And remember folks, you'll only see it here, on SRW!

Tazz: Get to the match.

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*The Elements' music hits* and out from underneath the TitanTron to a great selection of boos and jeers come the team everyone loves to hate; Commissioner Reaver and his tag team partner Jetster. Reaver swaggers out with his usual arrogant attitude, flattering himself as always. Jetster follows, laughing at the how the crowd fail in their attempts at hitting the duo with paper cups and other assortments of litter. They climb into the ring, and await the arrival of what Reaver in particular has been expecting to be easy opposition.

*Anarchy's music now blares out* and out to a great reception comes Anarchy, accompanied by everyone's favourite... uhh, random bloke that was picked off the street, Josh Matthews. Anarchy looks pumped up and salutes the crowd for their warm reception, while Matthews looks like he has no idea what he's doing out here ready to face off against two of the most intimidating men in SRW history... Jim Ross and The King. Anarchy and Josh climb into the ring, getting ready to battle it out with one of SRW's most successful tag teams. It'll be Anarchy and Jetster to start.

DING DING DING! They lock up, Jetster quickly getting Anarchy into a headlock. Anarchy pushes his way out, however, and delivers a shoulder block, knocking Jetster to the mat for the first time. Jetster is right back on his feet, however, and they're now battling with fists, each man attempting to gain the upper hand. Jetster gets this, using some underhand tactics, in the form of a thumb to the eye. He then throws Anarchy off the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold. Jetster doesn't give Anarchy a moment to rest, and is on him again in a flash, delivering an elbow drop into the back of the neck. Jetster then picks Anarchy up, and goes straight into a Back Drop, Anarchy landing on the back of his head. Jetster gestures to Reaver, asking if he wants the tag, but Reaver is too busy making faces at the crowd, so Jetster continues the assualt by himself.

Anarchy is getting to his feet, but Jetster runs and knocks him back down to the mat again with a knee to the side of the cranium. Jetster makes a signal to the crowd, getting them into a booing state again. A melon is lobbed from the hostile audience, and quickly thereafter a young man called Hercules is removed from the arena. Back in the ring, Jetster is still all over Anarchy, delivering blow after blow to Anarchy's head, torso and limbs (the whole body, then). He picks up Anarchy by the hair, throws him off the ropes, and delivers a Powerslam! Jetster goes for the cover - 1, 2, and a kick out from Anarchy. Jetster heads over to Reaver, and tags him in.

Reaver bounces into the ring, making threatening signs in the direction of Josh Matthews, who so far has done nothing more than sit in the corner and whimper like an, errmmmm... something that whimpers. Reaver then moves towards Anarchy, picking him up and shouting something at him. Anarchy seems too dazed to care in the slightest, and begins weakly throwing his hands around in the hope he might hit Reaver somewhere. Reaver quickly takes him down with an Arm Bar, though. Reaver is now stomping all over Anarchy. Eventually, once told to halt his actions, Reaver picks up Anarchy yet again, and throws him into the corner. But as he reaches this corner, Anarchy bounces off, thundering out of the corner, arm raised for a Clothesline, BUT REAVER DUCKS, AND HE HITS THE REFEREE!

Reaver looks geniunely shocked, and amid the confusion, is taken down by an Anarchy German Suplex. Now Jetster enters the ring, and he is flattened by a Clothesline. Anarchy is cleaning house, as Jetster gets right back up and is immediately taken down again. Jetster gets up yet another time, and just to make sure this time he stays down, ANARCHY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE ANARCHIST! But Reaver is now back on his feet, and as Anarchy isn't paying attention, REAVER HITS HIM WITH A LOW BLOW! Reaver now mimmicks Anarchy's taunt, BEFORE PLANTING ANARCHY WITH HIS VERY OWN VERSION OF THE ANARCHIST! A crap attempt, but still effective. Reaver is forgetting a key figure in this match, however - a figure who is now creeping up behind him, steel chair in hands. Reaver turns around - CLANG! JOSH MATTHEWS JUST FLATTENED REAVER WITH THE CHAIR! Reaver falls to the mat, seemingly unaware of who hit him.

Matthews is now pulling Anarchy to his feet. Anarchy is aware of what to do, and clambers out of the ring, where he picks up his own steel chair, and slides back into the squared circle. Jetster is now climbing to his feet, and it seems like he's unaware of his surroundings. He's also unaware that a fan just threw a bag of popcorn on him. Jetster is now turning around, and as he turns around, Josh throws his chair at him. Jetster's reflexes show as he catches the chair a fraction of a second before it hits his face, but no matter how quick his reactions are, he could never prevent this - CLANG! Anarchy just smacked his chair into the other chair, which smashed off Jetster's face - brilliant!

Reaver is now climbing to his feet. He doesn't notice Anarchy sneaking up behind him, and immediately heads in the direction of Josh. Josh runs away, and Reaver follows. Josh makes a quick turn and spins his way past Reaver with the fluency of a ballet dancer, and as Reaver turns to follow him, he's met by Anarchy jumping towards him, stell chair swinging towards his face - there's only one possible outcome - CRAAACK! Reaver falls to the floor, knocked out, and Anarchy moves into a cover. Josh clears the ring of chairs, just as the referee is getting to his feet.

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Anarchy and Josh Matthews have stolen this match right from underneath the noses of The Elements, who are not going to be happy that they were on the end of a chair-based beating. Anarchy and Matthews escape up the ramp amid cheers from the happy crowd. They knew there was going to be some illegal action, but they thought Reaver and Jetster would be the hunters, not the hunted.



AJ.

300th match! :D

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“VIVA LA RAAASA!” Welcome back to SRW Free-Fall, where we’re set for Tag Team Title action! Eddie (Cong Man) and Chavo (MikeAll) cockily make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction from this raucous audience, they certainly seem confident in their chances as they proved earlier during an interview with Lillian Garcia (Hercules)…

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“Los Guerrero’s (Cong Man and MikeAll), how do you feel about your 4-way Tag Team Title match coming up later?”

Eddie (Cong Man) begins, “Me and my Chavito here have come to Free-Fall with just one thing in mind – the SRW Tag Team Titles hombres (sp?)…we’ve never been more prepared for a match essa (sp?). And it doesn’t matter who we have to go through, whether it be Team Angle, the Hardys or The System Fighters, we will win those titles…and we’ll lie, cheat and steal to do it.”

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(World’s Greatest Tag Team music hits) Loud booing can be heard as Charlie Haas (DW) and Shelton Benjamin (Hercules) appear from behind the curtain, this could possibly by their last shot at the titles for a while after losing a couple of matches against The System Fighters around a month ago.

(Hardys music hits) Here Matt (Grandprix) and Jeff (Lipe) to a great reaction from the fans, and remember, these guys are possibly the most successful tag team of all time, once holding the SRW Tag Team Titles for almost half a year! This is a great opportunity for them to regain their gold…

(System Fighter’s music hits) A huge cheer goes up as the new CAW World Champion Grandprix and his partner The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) make their way to the squared circle! Grandprix proudly holds both his belts across his shoulder and The Trist wears his tag title belt around his waist – as a team these two have been awesome recently, beating the seemingly unbeatable Elements (Reaver (Ant) and Jetster) for these titles a couple of months ago. This is their toughest challenge yet, as any team can pin any other team to win the match, and the gold!

Two men will start in the ring, and as the bell rings it’s CAW World Champ Grandprix and Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man). The two men circle each-other before Latino Heat pounces, delivering a powerful clothesline from no where! Eddie stomps away mercilessly as the crowd boo, forcing Grandprix back to the corner where he chokes him brutally before the referee intervenes.

Eddie (Cong Man) reluctantly releases and tags in Chavo (MikeAll), who wastes no time in picking up Grandprix and delivering a Snap Suplex. He then scampers to the top rope, where he nails a beautiful Missile Dropkick! It’s bad news for Grandprix, it looks like Chavo is going for the Brainbuster already…WHAM! AWESOME IMPACT, LOS GUERRERO’S HAVE DESTROYED THE NEW CAW WORLD CHAMPION! HOOK OF THE LEG!

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KICK-OUT! Fantastic resiliency from Grandprix, who is now up and exchanging right-hands with Chavo (MikeAll)! He whips him into the ropes – Back Body Drop! Grandprix tags The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), who goes straight to work on Chavo (MikeAll), planting him with a powerful DDT!

Chavo is blind tagged by Shelton Benjamin (Hercules) who runs straight into a massive head-butt from one half of the Tag Team Champions! Charlie Haas (DW) doesn’t like this and he enters the ring too, but Psychiatrist delivers another head-butt! Now he picks up Shelton…oh man, look at this…PILEDRIVER – WHAM!

He covers him but Haas (DW) is there to break it up, and now Grandprix has had enough! He clotheslines Haas to the outside where they begin to brawl!

In the ring Shelton (Hercules) is in trouble and so tags Jeff Hardy (Lipe) for the first time in this match. He ducks a clothesline attempt from The Trist and goes straight to the top rope – WHISPER IN THE WIND! Amazing stuff, and now Jeff follows this up with a 2nd rope Leg Drop! Jeff is on fire here and wants to finish it quickly, looking for the Twist Of Fate – but The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) shoves him away and Jeff inadvertently knocks Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) off the apron!

Meanwhile on the outside – CRASH! GRANDPRIX SENDS CHARLIE HAAS (DW) FLYING INTO THE STEEL STEPS TO THE FANS’ DELIGHT!

This match is already in chaos as Eddie Guerrero enters the ring looking for revenge, knocking down Jeff with a big right-hand! The Trist doesn’t like this though and comes up behind him – Backdrop Suplex! Perfect executed by The Trist, who then tags in Chavo Guerrero.

Chavo (MikeAll) helps his cousin Eddie to their corner before going straight to work on Jeff Hardy (Lipe), whipping him into the ropes and hitting a shark Dropkick right between the eyes! Chavo goes for a Rear Naked Choke but Jeff fights out of it with elbows to the temple. Chavo throws him into the ropes – DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Both men are down!

Finally the teams are all back in their corners, with Matt Hardy (Grandprix) and Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) desperate for tags…and they’re in! Matt knocks down Eddie with a clothesline, and then whips him into the corner. Eddie staggers out and Matt hooks him up for a textbook Overhead Suplex – but Eddie slides off, pushes him into the ropes and pulls him back into a roll-up, he’s got the tights!
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And Grandprix breaks up the count, he’s not gonna give up the Tag Titles that easy! Matt (Grandprix) is irate at Eddie’s tactics, AND NAILS THE TWIST OF FATE! ANOTHER PIN!

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This time it’s Charlie Haas (DW) who breaks up the count!

Matt (Grandprix) goes after Charlie but he escapes back to his corner in time. Matt curses, turns back, AND MEETS THE TITLE BELT TO THE HEAD FROM EDDIE (CONG MAN)! WHAT THE HELL!?

Look, Chavo (MikeAll) is distracting the referee! The other teams are livid, but the ref never saw it so he can’t call it! And Eddie has got rid of the belt and covered Matt!

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JEFF HARDY (LIPE) WITH A SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!! HE BREAKS THE COUNT UP, AND COULD HAVE FINISHED OFF ONE HALF OF THE GUERRERO’S WITH THAT! THE CROWD LOVES IT!

And Matt (Grandprix) somehow rolls into a pin!

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CHAVO GUERRERO (MIKEALL) BREAKS IT UP WITH AN ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE! THIS IS INSANE!

The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) blind tags Matt (Grandprix) and Charlie Haas (DW) does the same to Eddie (Cong Man), and the two men begin brawling centre of the ring! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) gets the best of it with another DDT, and then signals to the fans, we know what’s coming!

He heads to the top turnbuckle, lifts his arms out AND FLIES LIKE A TORPEDO – WHAM!!! THE PSYCHOANALYSER!

Meanwhile, Grandprix has entered the ring and knocks Shelton (Hercules) off the apron, and then does the same to Jeff Hardy (Lipe)!

Chavo Guerrero (MikeAll) rushes the ring – THE FINISH LINE – WHAM!!! THE FINISH LINE FROM GRANDPRIX, AND EVERYONE’S DOWN BUT THE SYSTEM FIGHTERS! PSYHCIATRIST COVERS CHARLIE HAAS (DW)!

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It’s all over!

Another convincing title defence by Grandprix and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), what a great night for the new CAW World Champion! They celebrate in the ring with carnage all around them, and the sold-out audience here loves it! These two are looking unstoppable, they had no problems in this match…so who’s next?

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The winners of this match, and still SRW Tag Team Champions – The System Fighters (Grandprix and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll).