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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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(bWo music hits) Welcome back to Eclipse, as SR Towers erupts with boos and jeers from this sold out crowd! SRW World Champion Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe) emerges from behind the curtain, and incenses the fans even more by lifting the belt high above his head proudly, before signalling for the rest of the bWo to follow him to the ring. SRW Rumble In The Jungle is coming up very soon, and we’re not sure yet who will be the next to challenge RVD (AfroJoe) for his Title, but we might get a clue tonight…
(Benoit’s music hits) A massive pop goes up as the first ever SRW Champion Chris Benoit (Grandprix) walks to the ring with a purpose! Last week he was involved in a battle against not just his opponent Chris Jericho (Figo), but basically the rest of the bWo as well! Benoit (Grandprix) has been wanting to get his hands on the World Champion for a while now, and tonight’s his chance in this non-title bout…but what would happen if he won? Surely that makes him no.1 contender?
Benoit (Grandprix) sees Jericho (Figo) on the outside and the two stare nose-to-nose…but Jericho dashes away as RVD (AfroJoe) leapfrogs out of the ring and straight onto the unsuspecting Benoit (Grandprix)! RVD celebrates loudly before he and Y2J pick up Benoit, and send him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps – SMASH! The match hasn’t even started yet!
Now Steve Corino (LL Cool TT), Stevie Richards and LL Cool TT have joined the party, stomping mercilessly on Benoit (Grandprix) who is desperately trying to get his feet! He shoves LL Cool TT away and scampers up, delivering a hard clothesline to the oncoming Steve Corino! Stevie Richards gets the same treatment! RVD (AfroJoe) comes at him with a Karate Kick but Benoit (Grandprix) ducks it, grabs him round the stomach and NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE – WHAM!
Benoit (Grandprix) makes his trademark cut-throat signal, the bWo are getting beaten by one man here!
CLANG!!! OH MAN, MASSIVE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM CHRIS JERICHO (FIGO)! Benoit (Grandprix) has been bloodied, what’s happened to the match dammit! Y2J rolls Benoit into the ring, RVD is still struggling from the German Suplex though…he manages to get into the ring, and the bell finally rings, and the Champ falls straight into a cover! ONE…
TWO…
SHOULDER UP FROM BENOIT (GRANDPRIX)! He doesn’t lose them like that, and RVD (AfroJoe) looks a little frustrated. He wants to finish this here and now and he heads to the top rope, wasting no time in going for the FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH – WHAM!! NOBODY HOME, RVD (AFROJOE) CRASHES INTO THE UNFORGIVING CANVAS!
Benoit (Grandprix) seizes the opportunity and goes straight to work, whipping him into the ropes and delivering a harsh knee to the stomach! RVD tries to escape the ring but Benoit grabs his leg and pulls him back. RVD (AfroJoe) fights out of it with a sharp kick to the temple, but Benoit (Grandprix) is back with another devastating clothesline! RVD (AfroJoe) holds his neck and staggers back to the corner, where Benoit (Grandprix) hits some of those trademark Knife-Edge Chops! WHOOOOO!
Benoit (Grandprix) is in control of the match-up as the bWo watch helplessly from ringside – Benoit plants the Champ with a textbook Overhead Suplex! RVD (AfroJoe) can do nothing against this onslaught from the angered Benoit (Grandprix), who makes the cut-throat signal again! He climbs to the top rope, signals to the adoring fans, AND LEAPS – WHAM! BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) FLIES THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A TORPEDO, HIS HEAD SMASHING INTO THE TORSO OF ROB VAN DAM (AFROJOE)! IT COULD BE ALL OVER!
ONE…
TWO…
KICK-OUT FROM THE CHAMP! Great resilience from both men here in this match-up, but unfortunately for RVD (AfroJoe) and the bWo, Benoit (Grandprix) isn’t finished yet! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
RVD (AfroJoe) fights out of it though and looks for a Roundhouse Kick, but Benoit (Grandprix) grabs his leg in mid-air and laughs…WHAM! ENZIGURI KICK FROM RVD (AFROJOE)! THAT COULDA KNOCKED BENOIT OUT!
And just like that the unfathomable SRW World Champion turns the match on its head, as he bounces off the ropes and hits an amazing ROLLING THUNDER!
Benoit (Grandprix) rolls away and tries to recover, somehow getting to his feet, but RVD (AfroJoe) is on the top rope in a matter of seconds and looking for a FLYING KARATE KICK – BUT BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) DUCKS AND HE NAILS REFEREE EARL HEBNER (MR SNUGGLY) INSTEAD!
RVD (AfroJoe) stands over the fallen referee and looks a little confused, he obviously didn’t mean that…BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) FROM BEHIND, INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! THE CROSSFACE HAS BEEN APPLIED FROM NO WHERE, AND THE CHAMP IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME RVD (AFROJOE) TAPPED IN AN OFFICIAL MATCH!
HE TAPS! THE CHAMPION HAS LOST! But wait…there’s no referee dammit! JERICHO (FIGO) WITH A BRUTAL KICK TO THE BACK OF BENOIT’S HEAD! And he follows this up with an amazing LIONSAULT!
Like scavengers the bWo are picking apart Benoit (Grandprix) as the referee struggles to recover, LL Cool TT talking trash to the rabid wolverine throughout!
“CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA!?” Wait, what the hell is this!? IT’S BOOKER T (RM18)! To the crowd’s delight Booker T (RM18) is sprinting to the ring, it looks like he’s seen enough! The bWo meet him as he enters the ring but he knocks Steve Corino and Stevie Richards down, and then sends them both out of the ring!
He ducks an attempted clothesline from Y2J (Figo) and then takes him out too with a Spinning Heel Kick! RVD (AfroJoe) doesn’t know what to do, and he panics and tries to get out of the ring, but Booker (RM18) pulls him back and delivers a harsh kick to the stomach! We know what’s coming now! SCISSORS KICK – WHAM! RVD (AFROJOE) IS DOWN AND OUT!
Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is just about to get to his feet and Booker T (RM18) quickly escapes the ring and into the relative safety of the crowd, as Chris Benoit (Grandprix) somehow hooks the leg of RVD (AfroJoe)! ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!! THE CHAMPION HAS LOST! BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) WINS THE MATCH!
Benoit (Grandprix) celebrates to raucous applause from the fans, when was the last time RVD (AfroJoe) lost in singles action!? But then he sees Booker T (RM18) in the crowd, and the two men stare at each-other…maybe Benoit (Grandprix) feels he didn’t need the help. And what was Booker (RM18)’s motive? And does this mean that Benoit (Grandprix) is the new no.1 contender?
All these questions will hopefully be answered next week, and I’m sure the bWo will want to get their hands on Booker T (RM18) as well!
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The winner of this match – Chris Benoit (Grandprix).
(Benoit’s music hits) A massive pop goes up as the first ever SRW Champion Chris Benoit (Grandprix) walks to the ring with a purpose! Last week he was involved in a battle against not just his opponent Chris Jericho (Figo), but basically the rest of the bWo as well! Benoit (Grandprix) has been wanting to get his hands on the World Champion for a while now, and tonight’s his chance in this non-title bout…but what would happen if he won? Surely that makes him no.1 contender?
Benoit (Grandprix) sees Jericho (Figo) on the outside and the two stare nose-to-nose…but Jericho dashes away as RVD (AfroJoe) leapfrogs out of the ring and straight onto the unsuspecting Benoit (Grandprix)! RVD celebrates loudly before he and Y2J pick up Benoit, and send him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps – SMASH! The match hasn’t even started yet!
Now Steve Corino (LL Cool TT), Stevie Richards and LL Cool TT have joined the party, stomping mercilessly on Benoit (Grandprix) who is desperately trying to get his feet! He shoves LL Cool TT away and scampers up, delivering a hard clothesline to the oncoming Steve Corino! Stevie Richards gets the same treatment! RVD (AfroJoe) comes at him with a Karate Kick but Benoit (Grandprix) ducks it, grabs him round the stomach and NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE – WHAM!
Benoit (Grandprix) makes his trademark cut-throat signal, the bWo are getting beaten by one man here!
CLANG!!! OH MAN, MASSIVE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM CHRIS JERICHO (FIGO)! Benoit (Grandprix) has been bloodied, what’s happened to the match dammit! Y2J rolls Benoit into the ring, RVD is still struggling from the German Suplex though…he manages to get into the ring, and the bell finally rings, and the Champ falls straight into a cover! ONE…
TWO…
SHOULDER UP FROM BENOIT (GRANDPRIX)! He doesn’t lose them like that, and RVD (AfroJoe) looks a little frustrated. He wants to finish this here and now and he heads to the top rope, wasting no time in going for the FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH – WHAM!! NOBODY HOME, RVD (AFROJOE) CRASHES INTO THE UNFORGIVING CANVAS!
Benoit (Grandprix) seizes the opportunity and goes straight to work, whipping him into the ropes and delivering a harsh knee to the stomach! RVD tries to escape the ring but Benoit grabs his leg and pulls him back. RVD (AfroJoe) fights out of it with a sharp kick to the temple, but Benoit (Grandprix) is back with another devastating clothesline! RVD (AfroJoe) holds his neck and staggers back to the corner, where Benoit (Grandprix) hits some of those trademark Knife-Edge Chops! WHOOOOO!
Benoit (Grandprix) is in control of the match-up as the bWo watch helplessly from ringside – Benoit plants the Champ with a textbook Overhead Suplex! RVD (AfroJoe) can do nothing against this onslaught from the angered Benoit (Grandprix), who makes the cut-throat signal again! He climbs to the top rope, signals to the adoring fans, AND LEAPS – WHAM! BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) FLIES THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A TORPEDO, HIS HEAD SMASHING INTO THE TORSO OF ROB VAN DAM (AFROJOE)! IT COULD BE ALL OVER!
ONE…
TWO…
KICK-OUT FROM THE CHAMP! Great resilience from both men here in this match-up, but unfortunately for RVD (AfroJoe) and the bWo, Benoit (Grandprix) isn’t finished yet! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
RVD (AfroJoe) fights out of it though and looks for a Roundhouse Kick, but Benoit (Grandprix) grabs his leg in mid-air and laughs…WHAM! ENZIGURI KICK FROM RVD (AFROJOE)! THAT COULDA KNOCKED BENOIT OUT!
And just like that the unfathomable SRW World Champion turns the match on its head, as he bounces off the ropes and hits an amazing ROLLING THUNDER!
Benoit (Grandprix) rolls away and tries to recover, somehow getting to his feet, but RVD (AfroJoe) is on the top rope in a matter of seconds and looking for a FLYING KARATE KICK – BUT BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) DUCKS AND HE NAILS REFEREE EARL HEBNER (MR SNUGGLY) INSTEAD!
RVD (AfroJoe) stands over the fallen referee and looks a little confused, he obviously didn’t mean that…BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) FROM BEHIND, INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! THE CROSSFACE HAS BEEN APPLIED FROM NO WHERE, AND THE CHAMP IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME RVD (AFROJOE) TAPPED IN AN OFFICIAL MATCH!
HE TAPS! THE CHAMPION HAS LOST! But wait…there’s no referee dammit! JERICHO (FIGO) WITH A BRUTAL KICK TO THE BACK OF BENOIT’S HEAD! And he follows this up with an amazing LIONSAULT!
Like scavengers the bWo are picking apart Benoit (Grandprix) as the referee struggles to recover, LL Cool TT talking trash to the rabid wolverine throughout!
“CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA!?” Wait, what the hell is this!? IT’S BOOKER T (RM18)! To the crowd’s delight Booker T (RM18) is sprinting to the ring, it looks like he’s seen enough! The bWo meet him as he enters the ring but he knocks Steve Corino and Stevie Richards down, and then sends them both out of the ring!
He ducks an attempted clothesline from Y2J (Figo) and then takes him out too with a Spinning Heel Kick! RVD (AfroJoe) doesn’t know what to do, and he panics and tries to get out of the ring, but Booker (RM18) pulls him back and delivers a harsh kick to the stomach! We know what’s coming now! SCISSORS KICK – WHAM! RVD (AFROJOE) IS DOWN AND OUT!
Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is just about to get to his feet and Booker T (RM18) quickly escapes the ring and into the relative safety of the crowd, as Chris Benoit (Grandprix) somehow hooks the leg of RVD (AfroJoe)! ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!! THE CHAMPION HAS LOST! BENOIT (GRANDPRIX) WINS THE MATCH!
Benoit (Grandprix) celebrates to raucous applause from the fans, when was the last time RVD (AfroJoe) lost in singles action!? But then he sees Booker T (RM18) in the crowd, and the two men stare at each-other…maybe Benoit (Grandprix) feels he didn’t need the help. And what was Booker (RM18)’s motive? And does this mean that Benoit (Grandprix) is the new no.1 contender?
All these questions will hopefully be answered next week, and I’m sure the bWo will want to get their hands on Booker T (RM18) as well!
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The winner of this match – Chris Benoit (Grandprix).
It’s time to find out who will be the No.1 contender to the Hardcore Championship! The Hardcore title is on the line 24/7 but with the title being round Batista’s (Figo) waist, it has become a very difficult title to win. Batista’s recent wins have included Josh Matthews and a horrific battle against The Jackal (RM18), who came so close. He has also thwarted the attempts of Crash (Grandprix) who seems intent on taking advantage of the 24/7 rule.
This number 1 contender’s match is between Shaun O’Haire (Lipe), The Jackal, Anarchy (DW) and Rhyno (Random Hero). Shaun O’Haire is debuting tonight and he will need to be on top of his game because there are some serious Hardcore wrestlers in this match. Anarchy may have one eye on the CAW title tournament and will be looking to avoid injury. Rhyno has been a Hardcore champion before and wants it back. The Jackal is itching for another shot at the champ and he will be at his brutal best.
Rhyno is seen walking in the back and he is heading towards the ring. A door opens just ahead… It’s Shaun O’Haire! This could kick off early! Some refs appear quickly to separate these two. These two are just staring at each other. OOOH! Shaun O’Haire just spat in Rhyno’s face! Rhyno lunges at Shaun but the refs are restraining him. Shaun O’Haire walks off with a sick smile on his face!
We cut to a camera shot of a dark room. It’s a dark room so I guess the Jackal (RM18) is in here somewhere. A small light appears and we catch a very small glimpse of the Jackal.
“The Hardcore title. That is what it is all about. After giving my all in the Hell In a Cell match and coming so close to winning the CAW title, the Hardcore blood in my veins began to flow again. To see my opponent writhe around in pain from a vicious weapon attack brings me pleasure. I feed off the pain of others.
I had a shot at the Hardcore title. I came so close again and I enjoyed every single minute of it. Batista (Figo) was running from me and I could feel his pain. I want to crush Batista. He will not survive another beating from the Jackal!”
The door is kicked open! It’s Batista! They stare at each other!
“Good luck in your match, Jackal. I’ve been waiting for the time when we meet in the ring again. I want to prove once and for all that my win over you was no fluke. I am the most Hardcore and that is why I’m the Hardcore champion! I hope you win.”
Batista (Figo) walks out and we follow him down the corridor. He turns the corner and we look back to see The Jackal (RM18) standing in the middle of the corridor. Wait a minute! I think I saw something in that footage! There was someone or something in the background of that Jackal shot. We’ve got the boys working on it.
Anarchy (DW) is getting psyched up. He is speaking with the rest of Parental Advisory.
“Hardcore is my thing but I want that CAW title so bad. You are nothing in this business if you haven’t won that title. That title proves you’re the best and I want to be the best. I’m going to win this match, win the triple threat match next week and win the Hardcore title. They will see why we are called Parental Advisory!”
We have that footage we were looking at earlier. The tech boys have blown up the image and there is someone there! I wonder who is following Batista around…
Shaun O’Haire’s music hits and out strolls O’Haire (Lipe) still with that smirk on his face. He climbs in the ring and quickly slides out the other side and under the ring!
Rhyno’s (Random Hero) music hits and the crowd go nuts for the former Hardcore champion! He climbs in the ring and waits for his opponents.
“King of My World” hits and out comes Anarchy (DW) to a great reception! He steps in the ring and shows his respect to Rhyno. He waits along with Rhyno for their last competitor. I wonder if they know that O’Haire is already here at ringside…
Some contorted piano music plays and the arena goes black as The Jackal (RM18) appears on the ramp! WAIT! A crack is heard and the lights come up! Shaun O’Haire (Lipe) has laid out Rhyno (Random Hero) and Anarchy (DW) from behind with a kendo stick and is covering them both! 1… 2…
THE JACKAL SPLITS THE COUNT… JUST! The Jackal literally sprinted into the ring and just managed to break it up. Rhyno and Anarchy move about with pretty sore heads after the vicious shots from O’Haire. The Jackal slams O’Haire in the corner and starts pummelling him. Payback for trying to get the early win I guess. Rhyno and Anarchy tap The Jackal on the start and have a quick word with him. The Jackal moves aside… WHAM! Rhyno and Anarchy with a double shot and O’Haire flies over the ropes to the mat outside.
Rhyno (Random Hero) and Anarchy (DW) turn round… Double clothesline by The Jackal (RM18) and they are both down. The Jackal picks up Anarchy and slams him on Rhyno! The Jackal climbs out of the ring in search of a weapon… WHAM! O’Haire (Lipe) rams a chair into the back of the knee of The Jackal! O’Haire back in the ring and is waiting for Anarchy and Rhyno to get on their feet. Anarchy is standing just in front of Rhyno, O’Haire swings, Anarchy dives clear… Rhyno ducks! The chair bounces off the ropes and hits O’Haire in the face! Rhyno hits a huge spear! Cover! 1… 2…
ANARCHY SPLITS THE COUNT! Anarchy throws Rhyno over the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle with a kendo stick in hand. Anarchy leaps off the top… CRACK! The kendo stick shatters over the head of Rhyno! Anarchy goes for the cover! 1… 2…
O’HAIRE SPLITS UP THE COUNT! How did he do that? We have a replay. The Jackal (RM18) hobbled into the ring and threw O’Haire (Lipe) over the ropes to split up the count! Great display of innovation by The Jackal. The Jackal resumes his search for a weapon and pulls out from under the ring… A 2X4 COVERED IN BARBED WIRE!! The look on The Jackal face is filled with pleasure. Baseball slide by Anarchy (DW) on The Jackal. Anarchy wastes no time and slams The Jackal into the steps!
O’Haire and Rhyno (Random Hero) on their feet, Rhyno is at the ramp and O’Haire has pulled out a table from under the ring! He leans it up against the ring post and turns round. He spots Rhyno. Rhyno sees O’Haire, puts his head down and charges at him! O’Haire is struggling to avoid this attack… SMASH! RHYNO WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH A TABLE! O’Haire didn’t have a lot of time, grabbed the table, held it at arms length and Rhyno went straight through it.
Anarchy (DW) picks up a nearby chair and smashes it on the knee of The Jackal. Anarchy lifts the chair up again… SUPERKICK BY O’HAIRE!!!! O’HAIRE KICKS THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF ANARCHY!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT!!! It was so very close. O’Haire (Lipe) is currently the only one standing and decides to work on Anarchy. O’Haire throws Anarchy into the ring and looks ready for another superkick! Anarchy gets on his feet, he turns round… ANARCHY GRABS O’HAIRE’S FOOT! WHAM! Anarchy swipes the standing leg away and then flips over into a cover!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! The Jackal (RM18) on the outside crawls over to a fallen Rhyno (Random Hero) and covers him! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Rhyno had been down for a while. Anarchy picks up O’Haire and whips off the ropes, THE ANARCHIST!!! MAJOR IMPACT!!! Anarchy (DW) with a bit of show boating before the cover. 1… 2…
KRUSHER (Lipe) OUT OF NOWHERE! He is furious about what has happened earlier in the night! He takes Anarchy out of the ring and through the crowd! O’Haire (Lipe) is starting to struggle to his feet and staggers to the centre of the ring, GORE, GORE, GORE!!! RHYNO EXPLODED OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HUGE MOVE!! THAT IS DEFINITELY THE END OF O’HAIRE!!! WHAT IS THAT? IT’S BATISTA! Batista is making his way to the ring! He stands at the bottom of the ramp and stares at Rhyno (Random Hero) in the ring! Rhyno is a little distracted by the interruption and then turns round to pin a lifeless O’Haire! 1… 2…
THE JACKAL PICKS UP RHYNO AND GIVES HIM THE JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1… 2…
3!!! IT’S ALL OVER!! The camera looks at Batista (Figo) and he gives a little grimace, knowing what type of encounter awaits him next week. The Jackal (RM18) gets up and looks over at Batista and they just stare at each other. Wait a second! The crowd are going wild for no reason! CRASH! Crash (Grandprix) is running down the ramp with a referee! Batista isn’t taking his eyes off The Jackal! Crash runs at Batista…
Batista grabs Crash and throws him into the crowd!! It seems like Batista knew he was following him, as it seems wherever the Hardcore title goes, Crash goes! Batista steps into the ring and the staring battle continues!
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER: THE JACKAL (RM18)
This number 1 contender’s match is between Shaun O’Haire (Lipe), The Jackal, Anarchy (DW) and Rhyno (Random Hero). Shaun O’Haire is debuting tonight and he will need to be on top of his game because there are some serious Hardcore wrestlers in this match. Anarchy may have one eye on the CAW title tournament and will be looking to avoid injury. Rhyno has been a Hardcore champion before and wants it back. The Jackal is itching for another shot at the champ and he will be at his brutal best.
Rhyno is seen walking in the back and he is heading towards the ring. A door opens just ahead… It’s Shaun O’Haire! This could kick off early! Some refs appear quickly to separate these two. These two are just staring at each other. OOOH! Shaun O’Haire just spat in Rhyno’s face! Rhyno lunges at Shaun but the refs are restraining him. Shaun O’Haire walks off with a sick smile on his face!
We cut to a camera shot of a dark room. It’s a dark room so I guess the Jackal (RM18) is in here somewhere. A small light appears and we catch a very small glimpse of the Jackal.
“The Hardcore title. That is what it is all about. After giving my all in the Hell In a Cell match and coming so close to winning the CAW title, the Hardcore blood in my veins began to flow again. To see my opponent writhe around in pain from a vicious weapon attack brings me pleasure. I feed off the pain of others.
I had a shot at the Hardcore title. I came so close again and I enjoyed every single minute of it. Batista (Figo) was running from me and I could feel his pain. I want to crush Batista. He will not survive another beating from the Jackal!”
The door is kicked open! It’s Batista! They stare at each other!
“Good luck in your match, Jackal. I’ve been waiting for the time when we meet in the ring again. I want to prove once and for all that my win over you was no fluke. I am the most Hardcore and that is why I’m the Hardcore champion! I hope you win.”
Batista (Figo) walks out and we follow him down the corridor. He turns the corner and we look back to see The Jackal (RM18) standing in the middle of the corridor. Wait a minute! I think I saw something in that footage! There was someone or something in the background of that Jackal shot. We’ve got the boys working on it.
Anarchy (DW) is getting psyched up. He is speaking with the rest of Parental Advisory.
“Hardcore is my thing but I want that CAW title so bad. You are nothing in this business if you haven’t won that title. That title proves you’re the best and I want to be the best. I’m going to win this match, win the triple threat match next week and win the Hardcore title. They will see why we are called Parental Advisory!”
We have that footage we were looking at earlier. The tech boys have blown up the image and there is someone there! I wonder who is following Batista around…
Shaun O’Haire’s music hits and out strolls O’Haire (Lipe) still with that smirk on his face. He climbs in the ring and quickly slides out the other side and under the ring!
Rhyno’s (Random Hero) music hits and the crowd go nuts for the former Hardcore champion! He climbs in the ring and waits for his opponents.
“King of My World” hits and out comes Anarchy (DW) to a great reception! He steps in the ring and shows his respect to Rhyno. He waits along with Rhyno for their last competitor. I wonder if they know that O’Haire is already here at ringside…
Some contorted piano music plays and the arena goes black as The Jackal (RM18) appears on the ramp! WAIT! A crack is heard and the lights come up! Shaun O’Haire (Lipe) has laid out Rhyno (Random Hero) and Anarchy (DW) from behind with a kendo stick and is covering them both! 1… 2…
THE JACKAL SPLITS THE COUNT… JUST! The Jackal literally sprinted into the ring and just managed to break it up. Rhyno and Anarchy move about with pretty sore heads after the vicious shots from O’Haire. The Jackal slams O’Haire in the corner and starts pummelling him. Payback for trying to get the early win I guess. Rhyno and Anarchy tap The Jackal on the start and have a quick word with him. The Jackal moves aside… WHAM! Rhyno and Anarchy with a double shot and O’Haire flies over the ropes to the mat outside.
Rhyno (Random Hero) and Anarchy (DW) turn round… Double clothesline by The Jackal (RM18) and they are both down. The Jackal picks up Anarchy and slams him on Rhyno! The Jackal climbs out of the ring in search of a weapon… WHAM! O’Haire (Lipe) rams a chair into the back of the knee of The Jackal! O’Haire back in the ring and is waiting for Anarchy and Rhyno to get on their feet. Anarchy is standing just in front of Rhyno, O’Haire swings, Anarchy dives clear… Rhyno ducks! The chair bounces off the ropes and hits O’Haire in the face! Rhyno hits a huge spear! Cover! 1… 2…
ANARCHY SPLITS THE COUNT! Anarchy throws Rhyno over the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle with a kendo stick in hand. Anarchy leaps off the top… CRACK! The kendo stick shatters over the head of Rhyno! Anarchy goes for the cover! 1… 2…
O’HAIRE SPLITS UP THE COUNT! How did he do that? We have a replay. The Jackal (RM18) hobbled into the ring and threw O’Haire (Lipe) over the ropes to split up the count! Great display of innovation by The Jackal. The Jackal resumes his search for a weapon and pulls out from under the ring… A 2X4 COVERED IN BARBED WIRE!! The look on The Jackal face is filled with pleasure. Baseball slide by Anarchy (DW) on The Jackal. Anarchy wastes no time and slams The Jackal into the steps!
O’Haire and Rhyno (Random Hero) on their feet, Rhyno is at the ramp and O’Haire has pulled out a table from under the ring! He leans it up against the ring post and turns round. He spots Rhyno. Rhyno sees O’Haire, puts his head down and charges at him! O’Haire is struggling to avoid this attack… SMASH! RHYNO WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH A TABLE! O’Haire didn’t have a lot of time, grabbed the table, held it at arms length and Rhyno went straight through it.
Anarchy (DW) picks up a nearby chair and smashes it on the knee of The Jackal. Anarchy lifts the chair up again… SUPERKICK BY O’HAIRE!!!! O’HAIRE KICKS THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF ANARCHY!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT!!! It was so very close. O’Haire (Lipe) is currently the only one standing and decides to work on Anarchy. O’Haire throws Anarchy into the ring and looks ready for another superkick! Anarchy gets on his feet, he turns round… ANARCHY GRABS O’HAIRE’S FOOT! WHAM! Anarchy swipes the standing leg away and then flips over into a cover!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! The Jackal (RM18) on the outside crawls over to a fallen Rhyno (Random Hero) and covers him! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Rhyno had been down for a while. Anarchy picks up O’Haire and whips off the ropes, THE ANARCHIST!!! MAJOR IMPACT!!! Anarchy (DW) with a bit of show boating before the cover. 1… 2…
KRUSHER (Lipe) OUT OF NOWHERE! He is furious about what has happened earlier in the night! He takes Anarchy out of the ring and through the crowd! O’Haire (Lipe) is starting to struggle to his feet and staggers to the centre of the ring, GORE, GORE, GORE!!! RHYNO EXPLODED OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HUGE MOVE!! THAT IS DEFINITELY THE END OF O’HAIRE!!! WHAT IS THAT? IT’S BATISTA! Batista is making his way to the ring! He stands at the bottom of the ramp and stares at Rhyno (Random Hero) in the ring! Rhyno is a little distracted by the interruption and then turns round to pin a lifeless O’Haire! 1… 2…
THE JACKAL PICKS UP RHYNO AND GIVES HIM THE JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1… 2…
3!!! IT’S ALL OVER!! The camera looks at Batista (Figo) and he gives a little grimace, knowing what type of encounter awaits him next week. The Jackal (RM18) gets up and looks over at Batista and they just stare at each other. Wait a second! The crowd are going wild for no reason! CRASH! Crash (Grandprix) is running down the ramp with a referee! Batista isn’t taking his eyes off The Jackal! Crash runs at Batista…
Batista grabs Crash and throws him into the crowd!! It seems like Batista knew he was following him, as it seems wherever the Hardcore title goes, Crash goes! Batista steps into the ring and the staring battle continues!
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER: THE JACKAL (RM18)
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Welcome back to SRW No Holds Barred and we are all set up for Cong Man versus RawisAndy (Starlight). The Cong Man has been very unhappy in SRW of late but has won a lot of matches. He blames his lack of push firmly on Reaver’s shoulders and was thrown kicking and screaming out of the ring when he confronted Reaver. RawisAndy has struggled since being eliminated in the epic Hell In A Cell match and has ditched his tag partner, Ice Blaster, and decided that being a thorn in the side of Cong Man is the best way to achieve his ultimate goal, to become the CAW Heavyweight Champion.
Cong Man is seen in his locker room throwing stuff about. He is looking very frustrated. Scotty (Figo) enters the room and tries to calm him down.
“Reaver is going to see the whole force of my power. There is no way he is going to suppress me! I’m going to destroy that pathetic RawisAndy and then tear Reaver apart limb by limb!”
Cong Man tears a cushion apart.
“You have to channel this rage, Cong Man. That’s what you always told me. Focus on winning against RIA and it will only be a matter of time until you get Reaver and the title back.”
“You’re right Scotty. Hawk (Afrojoe) has shown himself a worthy champion but I know you are the better Animal!”
The door shuts suddenly and Cong Man and Scotty wonder who has been spying on them.
RawisAndy (Starlight) has recently got rid of the cocky persona and become more focused. We sent Josh Matthews (DW) to interview him.
“RawisAndy! Excuse me for a second. How about an interview?”
“Sure, I’ve got nothing better to do.”
“This will surely be the biggest match of your career to date. The Cong Man is one of the top wrestlers in the world today and you will have to beat him at some point to get that CAW Championship, which is so sought after. Can you beat The Cong Man?”
“Of course I can beat him! What kind of wrestler do you take me for? I will prove to everyone how serious I am. I will win the CAW Championship!”
RawisAndy tries to leave but Josh pulls him back.
“Just one more question please.”
RawisAndy leaves in a hurry. The camera spots a medical team rushing someone away. The camera is trying to find out who it is. It’s Ice Blaster! Ice Blaster has been attacked! Who could have done this? RawisAndy seems concerned by this attack on his former friend.
“Believe me Ice Blaster, I’ll get the person who did this!”
RawisAndy departs to his match as Ice Blaster is loaded into the ambulance.
We are now ready for this one on one encounter.
‘CKY’ plays and out walks RawisAndy (Starlight) purposefully. He seems really focused and disturbed by the attack on Ice Blaster, his former friend.
‘It Began in Afrika’ plays and out walks Cong Man to a huge ovation. If it were up to the crowd, he’d be the champ right here, right now.
RawisAndy wastes no time in beating down Cong Man and this match is underway. RIA is stomping away on Cong Man in the corner… until Cong Man grabs his leg and knocks RIA down by sweeping the other leg away. Cong Man keeps hold of the leg, grabs the other and flips over into a bridging pin! 1…
KICK OUT! Pretty early for that but it forced RIA (Starlight) to think carefully about what game he has brought with him. RIA quickly gets to his feet and knocks Cong Man down onto the mat. RIA stands over Cong Man and starts punching him repeatedly in the face. The ref comes in and forces RIA back. Cong Man rolls out of the ring, baseball slide! RIA is not giving Cong Man a second to think! RIA stands up, flips over the ropes and hits Cong Man with a flying crossbody!
RIA is quickly on his feet, WHAM! He literally rammed Cong Man’s head into the steel steps! OOOH! And again! AND AGAIN! RIA jumps onto the security barrier, FLIPPING LEG DROP! That was a huge move! The crowd had to applaud that one! That was spectacular! RIA grabs Cong Man’s legs and catapults him into the ring post! Cong Man has no recovery time! RIA is running riot!
RIA (Starlight) is seeing red! He must be! He is stripping the announcer’s table! The ref is remonstrating but RIA just shrugs him aside! RIA rolls Cong Man onto the table, RIA climbs the turnbuckle! He is crazy! RIA looks at Cong Man and leaps…
SWANTON BOMB THROUGH A TABLE! HE GOT ALL OF THAT! Cong Man looks a crumpled mess already and this match has seen no Cong Man attacks! RIA is looking pretty pleased with himself and throws Cong Man back into the ring. He grabs Cong Man and gives him the JIMJAMJAHA!!! THIS COULD BE OVER!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN JUST STOOD UP! It’s like he is hulking up or something! RIA (Starlight) cannot believe it! He had this match won! Cong Man is totally unloading on a shocked RIA! Huge DDT by Cong Man! The Banana Split! RIA grabs the lower regions in pain! Cong Man throws RIA into the corner and hits a load of rib shots. Cong Man whips RIA into the opposite turnbuckle with amazing velocity! Cong Man grabs RIA, shoulder into the ring post! Cong rolls RIA up! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Solid kick out by RIA! RIA has seen all his attacks seem ineffective and he is looking dazed and confused. Cong Man from behind… HUGE BRAINBUSTER! HE STALLED IT IN MID AIR AND IT HAD LOADS OF IMPACT! Cong Man locks in THE BANANA PEEL! RIA is in trouble! The crowd are sensing the end! RIA is creeping near the ropes…
HE GRABS THEM! Cong Man releases the hold instantly and throws RIA (Starlight) to the outside. WHAT THE HELL? IT’S REAVER! Reaver (Ant) is walking down to ringside. The ref is pushing Cong Man away as Reaver steps onto the apron. The ref focuses on Reaver and is telling him to get to the back!
WHAM! RIA WITH A SNEAK CHAIR ATTACK! He throws the chair out of the ring and pins Cong Man confidently! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! RIA and Reaver just cannot believe it! RIA is standing up! He is willing Cong Man to his feet! Cong Man has been busted open by that chair shot! Cong Man is staggering to his feet! THE JIMJAMJAHA!!
REVERSAL! Cong Man pushes RIA (Starlight) off the ropes, Cong Man ducks, RIA lands on his feet, spins Cong Man round, JIMJAMJAHA! He hit it again! Reaver (Ant) is jumping around! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER! 1… 2…
KICK OUT AGAIN BY CONG MAN! RIA JUST CANNOT PUT CONG MAN AWAY! REAVER IS LIVID! He orders RIA to cover him again! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! RIA and Reaver are showing the frustration! RIA goes for the cover again, Cong Man uses the small package! Reaver grabs the referee’s leg! Here comes Scotty! Scotty takes out Reaver! He’s unloading on Reaver! They are fighting all the way up the ramp!
While we were watching Reaver (Ant) and Scotty (Figo), RIA (Starlight) took the advantage and climbed the turnbuckle but got distracted by Reaver and Scotty. THE CONG MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITS THE BRAZZAVILLE BOMB OUT OF NOTHING!!! HE ADDED EXTRA ELEVATION AND RIA FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! THE CONG MAN GOES FOR THE COVER!!! 1… 2…
3!!! CONG MAN WINS! Cong Man has proven his worth and celebrates in the ring. He is about to leave when RIA gets up and stops him exiting the ring. He orders a microphone and wants to talk to Cong Man.
“Congy, I gave it everything but you beat me fair and square. I want to learn. Teach me, Cong Man. I want to be as great as you.”
The Cong Man just stares at RIA (Starlight).
“Okay, you don’t believe me. You don’t believe I’ve changed. Well, watch this footage.”
RIA concern for his former tag team partner, Ice Blaster, is shown.
“What do you say now? I’ve changed. I want to shake your hand Cong.”
RIA extends his hand and the crowd are pleading with Cong Man not to trust him. Cong Man shakes RIA’s hand! The crowd are applauding this change from RIA!
“Thank you for trusting me. I knew I had to do something to gain your trust so I attacked Ice Blaster myself!!! FFFZZZZTTTT!!”
JIMJAMJAHA!!! He’s left Cong Man lying! The crowd boo in disapproval as RIA (Starlight) celebrates!!! IT’S HAWK!! HAWK IS COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!! Hawk (Afrojoe) goes past RIA and checks on a fallen Cong Man. Hawk helps Cong Man to his feet… HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! HAWK HAS JUST DESTROYED HIS FRIEND AND TAG PARTNER!
“Cong Man, if you didn’t know it by now, I’m out! That’s right! It’s the death of Da Animalz! No more! I’m sick of you, of Scotty, of this whole thing! I hope you’re happy with the ‘better’ Animal!”
Hawk and RIA stomp on a destroyed Cong Man and then walk up the ramp as the crowd boo them.
WINNER: THE CONG MAN
Cong Man is seen in his locker room throwing stuff about. He is looking very frustrated. Scotty (Figo) enters the room and tries to calm him down.
“Reaver is going to see the whole force of my power. There is no way he is going to suppress me! I’m going to destroy that pathetic RawisAndy and then tear Reaver apart limb by limb!”
Cong Man tears a cushion apart.
“You have to channel this rage, Cong Man. That’s what you always told me. Focus on winning against RIA and it will only be a matter of time until you get Reaver and the title back.”
“You’re right Scotty. Hawk (Afrojoe) has shown himself a worthy champion but I know you are the better Animal!”
The door shuts suddenly and Cong Man and Scotty wonder who has been spying on them.
RawisAndy (Starlight) has recently got rid of the cocky persona and become more focused. We sent Josh Matthews (DW) to interview him.
“RawisAndy! Excuse me for a second. How about an interview?”
“Sure, I’ve got nothing better to do.”
“This will surely be the biggest match of your career to date. The Cong Man is one of the top wrestlers in the world today and you will have to beat him at some point to get that CAW Championship, which is so sought after. Can you beat The Cong Man?”
“Of course I can beat him! What kind of wrestler do you take me for? I will prove to everyone how serious I am. I will win the CAW Championship!”
RawisAndy tries to leave but Josh pulls him back.
“Just one more question please.”
RawisAndy leaves in a hurry. The camera spots a medical team rushing someone away. The camera is trying to find out who it is. It’s Ice Blaster! Ice Blaster has been attacked! Who could have done this? RawisAndy seems concerned by this attack on his former friend.
“Believe me Ice Blaster, I’ll get the person who did this!”
RawisAndy departs to his match as Ice Blaster is loaded into the ambulance.
We are now ready for this one on one encounter.
‘CKY’ plays and out walks RawisAndy (Starlight) purposefully. He seems really focused and disturbed by the attack on Ice Blaster, his former friend.
‘It Began in Afrika’ plays and out walks Cong Man to a huge ovation. If it were up to the crowd, he’d be the champ right here, right now.
RawisAndy wastes no time in beating down Cong Man and this match is underway. RIA is stomping away on Cong Man in the corner… until Cong Man grabs his leg and knocks RIA down by sweeping the other leg away. Cong Man keeps hold of the leg, grabs the other and flips over into a bridging pin! 1…
KICK OUT! Pretty early for that but it forced RIA (Starlight) to think carefully about what game he has brought with him. RIA quickly gets to his feet and knocks Cong Man down onto the mat. RIA stands over Cong Man and starts punching him repeatedly in the face. The ref comes in and forces RIA back. Cong Man rolls out of the ring, baseball slide! RIA is not giving Cong Man a second to think! RIA stands up, flips over the ropes and hits Cong Man with a flying crossbody!
RIA is quickly on his feet, WHAM! He literally rammed Cong Man’s head into the steel steps! OOOH! And again! AND AGAIN! RIA jumps onto the security barrier, FLIPPING LEG DROP! That was a huge move! The crowd had to applaud that one! That was spectacular! RIA grabs Cong Man’s legs and catapults him into the ring post! Cong Man has no recovery time! RIA is running riot!
RIA (Starlight) is seeing red! He must be! He is stripping the announcer’s table! The ref is remonstrating but RIA just shrugs him aside! RIA rolls Cong Man onto the table, RIA climbs the turnbuckle! He is crazy! RIA looks at Cong Man and leaps…
SWANTON BOMB THROUGH A TABLE! HE GOT ALL OF THAT! Cong Man looks a crumpled mess already and this match has seen no Cong Man attacks! RIA is looking pretty pleased with himself and throws Cong Man back into the ring. He grabs Cong Man and gives him the JIMJAMJAHA!!! THIS COULD BE OVER!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN JUST STOOD UP! It’s like he is hulking up or something! RIA (Starlight) cannot believe it! He had this match won! Cong Man is totally unloading on a shocked RIA! Huge DDT by Cong Man! The Banana Split! RIA grabs the lower regions in pain! Cong Man throws RIA into the corner and hits a load of rib shots. Cong Man whips RIA into the opposite turnbuckle with amazing velocity! Cong Man grabs RIA, shoulder into the ring post! Cong rolls RIA up! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Solid kick out by RIA! RIA has seen all his attacks seem ineffective and he is looking dazed and confused. Cong Man from behind… HUGE BRAINBUSTER! HE STALLED IT IN MID AIR AND IT HAD LOADS OF IMPACT! Cong Man locks in THE BANANA PEEL! RIA is in trouble! The crowd are sensing the end! RIA is creeping near the ropes…
HE GRABS THEM! Cong Man releases the hold instantly and throws RIA (Starlight) to the outside. WHAT THE HELL? IT’S REAVER! Reaver (Ant) is walking down to ringside. The ref is pushing Cong Man away as Reaver steps onto the apron. The ref focuses on Reaver and is telling him to get to the back!
WHAM! RIA WITH A SNEAK CHAIR ATTACK! He throws the chair out of the ring and pins Cong Man confidently! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! RIA and Reaver just cannot believe it! RIA is standing up! He is willing Cong Man to his feet! Cong Man has been busted open by that chair shot! Cong Man is staggering to his feet! THE JIMJAMJAHA!!
REVERSAL! Cong Man pushes RIA (Starlight) off the ropes, Cong Man ducks, RIA lands on his feet, spins Cong Man round, JIMJAMJAHA! He hit it again! Reaver (Ant) is jumping around! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER! 1… 2…
KICK OUT AGAIN BY CONG MAN! RIA JUST CANNOT PUT CONG MAN AWAY! REAVER IS LIVID! He orders RIA to cover him again! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! RIA and Reaver are showing the frustration! RIA goes for the cover again, Cong Man uses the small package! Reaver grabs the referee’s leg! Here comes Scotty! Scotty takes out Reaver! He’s unloading on Reaver! They are fighting all the way up the ramp!
While we were watching Reaver (Ant) and Scotty (Figo), RIA (Starlight) took the advantage and climbed the turnbuckle but got distracted by Reaver and Scotty. THE CONG MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITS THE BRAZZAVILLE BOMB OUT OF NOTHING!!! HE ADDED EXTRA ELEVATION AND RIA FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! THE CONG MAN GOES FOR THE COVER!!! 1… 2…
3!!! CONG MAN WINS! Cong Man has proven his worth and celebrates in the ring. He is about to leave when RIA gets up and stops him exiting the ring. He orders a microphone and wants to talk to Cong Man.
“Congy, I gave it everything but you beat me fair and square. I want to learn. Teach me, Cong Man. I want to be as great as you.”
The Cong Man just stares at RIA (Starlight).
“Okay, you don’t believe me. You don’t believe I’ve changed. Well, watch this footage.”
RIA concern for his former tag team partner, Ice Blaster, is shown.
“What do you say now? I’ve changed. I want to shake your hand Cong.”
RIA extends his hand and the crowd are pleading with Cong Man not to trust him. Cong Man shakes RIA’s hand! The crowd are applauding this change from RIA!
“Thank you for trusting me. I knew I had to do something to gain your trust so I attacked Ice Blaster myself!!! FFFZZZZTTTT!!”
JIMJAMJAHA!!! He’s left Cong Man lying! The crowd boo in disapproval as RIA (Starlight) celebrates!!! IT’S HAWK!! HAWK IS COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!! Hawk (Afrojoe) goes past RIA and checks on a fallen Cong Man. Hawk helps Cong Man to his feet… HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! HAWK HAS JUST DESTROYED HIS FRIEND AND TAG PARTNER!
“Cong Man, if you didn’t know it by now, I’m out! That’s right! It’s the death of Da Animalz! No more! I’m sick of you, of Scotty, of this whole thing! I hope you’re happy with the ‘better’ Animal!”
Hawk and RIA stomp on a destroyed Cong Man and then walk up the ramp as the crowd boo them.
WINNER: THE CONG MAN
And now we’re back here on SRW No Holds Barred, ready for one of our main events of the evening. It will pit Hawk, defending his CAW heavyweight championship, against Havoc and his former tag-team partner, Scotty The Dogg in a hardcore triple threat.
Finkel: “The following match will be scheduled for one fall. It can end by pinfall, submission or knock out. Introducing first…”
“WHO LET THE DOGGS OUT?!” It’s Scotty The Dogg (Figo)! He’s walking down the ramp with a game face on. He knows that he’s going to have a challenge tonight! The last title shot he got against Hawk was about a month ago. Here’s how it turned out…
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He’s screaming at the struggling Cong Man, “yeah, how’d you like that! I just cost your little buddy the title, you punk!” The crowd are so incensed that they’re throwing things at the Cruiserweight Champion!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) is on the apron! ASAI MOONSAULT TO STONE EDGE! THIS IS CHAOS!
Scotty Dogg screams at Stone Edge as he gets back into the ring, before turning back to Hawk (AfroJoe), who is crouched down and trying to recover from that Crazysault. Scotty goes to pick him up, but Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a kick to the gut from no where, AND THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER – WHAM! HAWK NAILS HIS AWESOME FINISHER FROM NO WHERE!
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEEE! HAWK (AFROJOE) HAS DONE IT! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS STILL THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION!
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Yeah, it wasn’t a good night for Scotty. He hopes to change his luck tonight though in this triple threat hardcore match-up. STD enters the ring and awaits his opponents…
“THE END IS HERE!” Havoc (Hercules!) makes his way to the ring. Many are wondering whether this match is a set-up due to this man. Earlier on tonight, his actions convinced us that he may be here to help Hawk retain his title against STD. His performance should be interesting in this match. Havoc enters the ring along with Scotty and they await the last man in this match…
Hawks (Afrojoe) music hits and a chorus of boo’s fills the arena! The champion himself cockily walks down the ramp shouting trash at Scotty The Dogg! He looks confident as he enters this match-up. The hardcore stipulation in this match is right down Hawks alley. It really doesn’t look good for STD in this match. Hawk hands his championship belt to the referee as this match is about to go underway…
“Ding Ding Ding”. The bell is rang signalling for this match to start and STD (Figo) stares both of his opponents out.
Havoc runs at STD but is back body dropped over the top rope. Scotty takes this chance to exchange punches with Hawk. STD manages to hit a quick snap suplex on Hawk.
Havoc arises and is back in STD’s face hitting him with a few right hands but he’s overpowered into a belly to belly suplex! Scotty turns around to be greeted with a whopping clothesline from Hawk! Hawk stomps away on his former buddy while Havoc gets himself together and back up. The champion orders Havoc to go to ringside and grab a steel chair. He does so and Hawk holds STD in place for him…
*BANG* Scotty (Figo) ducks and Havoc (Hercules!) almost takes Hawks (AJ) head off! Havoc see’s what he’s done and immediately swings the chair at Scotty but STD ducks and hits a dropkick in the face of Havoc! He’s back up fast but STD hits a hurricanrana! Havoc goes flying to ringside and STD picks up the steel chair in the ring! He bangs it against the mat as Hawk gets up in a daze!
*BANG* He hits Hawk right across his skull but doesn’t realise Havoc is creeping behind him…Scotty turns around only to be knocked down with a Strong Lariat! Wow! That move showed major strength! Havoc stomps away on STD and Hawk uses this time to recover at ringside.
Havoc picks up STD and looks TO HIT THE PAIN BUT NO!!! STD reverses it and hits a German suplex! Scotty stomps on Havoc a few times before going up high! He’s signalling for it! CRAZYSAULT! NO! HAVOC MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! Scotty arises to be taken down with an overhead suplex! Havoc stomps away on Scotty as Hawk rejoins the fight.
Hawk picks up STD and suggests that he and Havoc double team his former team-mate! They hit a major DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! STD goes down screaming in pain and Hawk goes up high!
ELBOW DROP BY HAWK (AFROJOE)! Havoc (Hercules!) picks up Scotty and locks him in the…BEARHUG!!! STD screams in pain soon after it’s locked in!
Hawk looks confused and angry as he see’s Havoc shaking STD around shouting “TAP OUT!”! He seems to think Havoc was going to help him win this thing right through to the end! Hawk breaks the hold and argues with Havoc for a few seconds before punching him in the jaw! Havoc falls down and rolls out of the ring! In the meantime, Hawk picks up STD and hits a major…
HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk drops down and pins him…
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STD lies to the side of the ring as Hawk re-enters the ring with a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire!! Where’d he get that from?! *BANG* He just hit Havoc over the head! He’s bust open! Blood is trickling down his head! Hawk laughs as Havoc rolls out of the ring to re-cover but no! Hawk hasn’t finished! He follows Havoc to ringside and shouts, “Never betray me again!” before rolling him up onto the Spanish announcers table!
Hawk (AJ) stands up Havoc (Hercules!) on the table and shouts, “Your career is about to be ended!”! Havoc almost topples off the table but Hawk stops him, lifts him up high…AND HITS A DEVASTATING HAWK SCREWDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! HAVOC IS OUT COLD! HE’S NOT MOVING!
Hawk laughs and climbs back into the ring where he doesn’t realise, Scotty The Dogg (Figo) is waiting for him! SUPER DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE! Hawk goes down as paramedics rush to ringside to help the broken Havoc. Scotty climbs up to the top rope again…
AND HITS A CRAZYSAULT!!! STD gets the cover…
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…BUT THERES NO REFEREE! Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is busy helping the paramedics with Havoc at ringside! Scotty shouts him over…He counts…
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…NO! HAWK KICKED OUT! I can’t believe it! STD looks annoyed at that one and so climbs to the top rope again…
CRAZYSAULT! What’s Havoc doing?! He’s trying to stand! Meanwhile, Scotty has the cover again in the ring…
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STD gets up and punches Havoc in the jaw knocking him straight down! He goes up high…
CRAZYSAULT! Scotty The Dogg (Figo) is on fire! He jumps back up, turns around…THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk was waiting! He falls down into the cover…
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3!!! Hawk (AJ) defends his title, successfully! He can’t stand for the referee to raise his hand! Hawk is lying in the ring beside Scotty The Dogg (Figo) whilst paramedics are putting Havoc (Hercules!) on a stretcher.
About 5 minutes later, Hawk arises, grabs his championship belt from ringside and limps to the back. Not much of a celebration, eh? Maybe he’s feeling guilty about what he did to Havoc or maybe he’s just tired?! Hopefully, we’ll find out next…Wait a minute! Funaki (Jericho15) is trying to get a word in with him!
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Funaki: “This is Funaki, No. 1 announcer! When Hawk comes round this corner, I’m gonna try and get a word…There he is!”
Funaki runs over to the CAW heavyweight champion…
Funaki: “Hawk, can I have a quick word?”
Hawk: “Yeah, sure, go on then…”
Funaki: “Okay…”
Hawk: “Ahem. There’s your word. Nice talking to ya! I’m outta here!”
Hawk walks over and into a limousine, leaving the arena.
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Woah! It didn’t look like Hawk wanted to talk here tonight. Maybe we’ll find out why next week on Eclipse.
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Thanks for reading,
Jericho15
Finkel: “The following match will be scheduled for one fall. It can end by pinfall, submission or knock out. Introducing first…”
“WHO LET THE DOGGS OUT?!” It’s Scotty The Dogg (Figo)! He’s walking down the ramp with a game face on. He knows that he’s going to have a challenge tonight! The last title shot he got against Hawk was about a month ago. Here’s how it turned out…
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He’s screaming at the struggling Cong Man, “yeah, how’d you like that! I just cost your little buddy the title, you punk!” The crowd are so incensed that they’re throwing things at the Cruiserweight Champion!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) is on the apron! ASAI MOONSAULT TO STONE EDGE! THIS IS CHAOS!
Scotty Dogg screams at Stone Edge as he gets back into the ring, before turning back to Hawk (AfroJoe), who is crouched down and trying to recover from that Crazysault. Scotty goes to pick him up, but Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a kick to the gut from no where, AND THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER – WHAM! HAWK NAILS HIS AWESOME FINISHER FROM NO WHERE!
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEEE! HAWK (AFROJOE) HAS DONE IT! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS STILL THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION!
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Yeah, it wasn’t a good night for Scotty. He hopes to change his luck tonight though in this triple threat hardcore match-up. STD enters the ring and awaits his opponents…
“THE END IS HERE!” Havoc (Hercules!) makes his way to the ring. Many are wondering whether this match is a set-up due to this man. Earlier on tonight, his actions convinced us that he may be here to help Hawk retain his title against STD. His performance should be interesting in this match. Havoc enters the ring along with Scotty and they await the last man in this match…
Hawks (Afrojoe) music hits and a chorus of boo’s fills the arena! The champion himself cockily walks down the ramp shouting trash at Scotty The Dogg! He looks confident as he enters this match-up. The hardcore stipulation in this match is right down Hawks alley. It really doesn’t look good for STD in this match. Hawk hands his championship belt to the referee as this match is about to go underway…
“Ding Ding Ding”. The bell is rang signalling for this match to start and STD (Figo) stares both of his opponents out.
Havoc runs at STD but is back body dropped over the top rope. Scotty takes this chance to exchange punches with Hawk. STD manages to hit a quick snap suplex on Hawk.
Havoc arises and is back in STD’s face hitting him with a few right hands but he’s overpowered into a belly to belly suplex! Scotty turns around to be greeted with a whopping clothesline from Hawk! Hawk stomps away on his former buddy while Havoc gets himself together and back up. The champion orders Havoc to go to ringside and grab a steel chair. He does so and Hawk holds STD in place for him…
*BANG* Scotty (Figo) ducks and Havoc (Hercules!) almost takes Hawks (AJ) head off! Havoc see’s what he’s done and immediately swings the chair at Scotty but STD ducks and hits a dropkick in the face of Havoc! He’s back up fast but STD hits a hurricanrana! Havoc goes flying to ringside and STD picks up the steel chair in the ring! He bangs it against the mat as Hawk gets up in a daze!
*BANG* He hits Hawk right across his skull but doesn’t realise Havoc is creeping behind him…Scotty turns around only to be knocked down with a Strong Lariat! Wow! That move showed major strength! Havoc stomps away on STD and Hawk uses this time to recover at ringside.
Havoc picks up STD and looks TO HIT THE PAIN BUT NO!!! STD reverses it and hits a German suplex! Scotty stomps on Havoc a few times before going up high! He’s signalling for it! CRAZYSAULT! NO! HAVOC MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! Scotty arises to be taken down with an overhead suplex! Havoc stomps away on Scotty as Hawk rejoins the fight.
Hawk picks up STD and suggests that he and Havoc double team his former team-mate! They hit a major DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! STD goes down screaming in pain and Hawk goes up high!
ELBOW DROP BY HAWK (AFROJOE)! Havoc (Hercules!) picks up Scotty and locks him in the…BEARHUG!!! STD screams in pain soon after it’s locked in!
Hawk looks confused and angry as he see’s Havoc shaking STD around shouting “TAP OUT!”! He seems to think Havoc was going to help him win this thing right through to the end! Hawk breaks the hold and argues with Havoc for a few seconds before punching him in the jaw! Havoc falls down and rolls out of the ring! In the meantime, Hawk picks up STD and hits a major…
HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk drops down and pins him…
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NO! SCOTTY THE DOGG KICKED OUT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
STD lies to the side of the ring as Hawk re-enters the ring with a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire!! Where’d he get that from?! *BANG* He just hit Havoc over the head! He’s bust open! Blood is trickling down his head! Hawk laughs as Havoc rolls out of the ring to re-cover but no! Hawk hasn’t finished! He follows Havoc to ringside and shouts, “Never betray me again!” before rolling him up onto the Spanish announcers table!
Hawk (AJ) stands up Havoc (Hercules!) on the table and shouts, “Your career is about to be ended!”! Havoc almost topples off the table but Hawk stops him, lifts him up high…AND HITS A DEVASTATING HAWK SCREWDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! HAVOC IS OUT COLD! HE’S NOT MOVING!
Hawk laughs and climbs back into the ring where he doesn’t realise, Scotty The Dogg (Figo) is waiting for him! SUPER DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE! Hawk goes down as paramedics rush to ringside to help the broken Havoc. Scotty climbs up to the top rope again…
AND HITS A CRAZYSAULT!!! STD gets the cover…
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…NO! HAWK KICKED OUT! I can’t believe it! STD looks annoyed at that one and so climbs to the top rope again…
CRAZYSAULT! What’s Havoc doing?! He’s trying to stand! Meanwhile, Scotty has the cover again in the ring…
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NO! HAVOC SOMEHOW MANAGED TO KICK SCOTTY OFF HAWK!
STD gets up and punches Havoc in the jaw knocking him straight down! He goes up high…
CRAZYSAULT! Scotty The Dogg (Figo) is on fire! He jumps back up, turns around…THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk was waiting! He falls down into the cover…
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About 5 minutes later, Hawk arises, grabs his championship belt from ringside and limps to the back. Not much of a celebration, eh? Maybe he’s feeling guilty about what he did to Havoc or maybe he’s just tired?! Hopefully, we’ll find out next…Wait a minute! Funaki (Jericho15) is trying to get a word in with him!
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Funaki: “This is Funaki, No. 1 announcer! When Hawk comes round this corner, I’m gonna try and get a word…There he is!”
Funaki runs over to the CAW heavyweight champion…
Funaki: “Hawk, can I have a quick word?”
Hawk: “Yeah, sure, go on then…”
Funaki: “Okay…”
Hawk: “Ahem. There’s your word. Nice talking to ya! I’m outta here!”
Hawk walks over and into a limousine, leaving the arena.
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Woah! It didn’t look like Hawk wanted to talk here tonight. Maybe we’ll find out why next week on Eclipse.
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Thanks for reading,
Jericho15
At SRW No Holds Barred we are getting set for a fatal 4-way main event, in what is set to be a huge SRW Title match. Obviously we already have the bWo member and SRW World Champion RVD (AfroJoe), and we also have the bWo’s biggest rival Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jericho15) in the match. Tonight, we find the final two participants.
“IF YA SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN’!” A huge roar goes up from the sold-out SR Towers as The Rock (Starlight) struts confidently to the ring, as popular as ever! He celebrates on the top rope, knowing that this is his chance to get his hands on his arch-nemesis RVD (AfroJoe) and the bWo. Rock and RVD have been feuding since December now, and in a brutal World Title match a couple of months ago RVD (AJ) nearly ended The Rock (Starlight)’s career…this is his shot at revenge.
(Chris Benoit’s music hits) Here comes the first ever SRW World Champion, Chris Benoit (Grandprix) to a great reception! This man has also had some run-ins with the bWo recently, and he’s desperate to win this because since losing the title to Kane (Starlight) around 2 years ago, he’s never really had another shot! This man is a legend and this is his chance to get back to the top.
“CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA!?” The fans love this guy too, it’s nWo member Booker T (RM18)! This man is so popular that when he joined the nWo, the fans decided to support them too! Booker is livid at the bWo, especially one LL Cool TT, after he attacked Booker (RM18) with a flame-thrower of all things! Fortunately he escaped with only minor injuries and also got a bit of revenge last week during Hogan (Asher D)’s match with the World Champ, but he knows that NHB is his chance to exact his vengeance on the bWo and take the World Title away from them.
DING DING!
The bell rings and all three men stalk each other in the ring – the rules are simple. Any man can pin any other man, and when one man gets a pinfall he leaves the ring, his title shot intact, and the other two will fight for the final place in the 4-way main event at No Holds Barred.
Straight away The Rock (Starlight) begins to lay the smackdown on Chris Benoit (Grandprix), who tries to fight back but is overpowered – Rocky sending his flying out of the ring with one final shot! Booker T (RM18) comes from behind with a harsh club to the back, before whipping Rock into the ropes and taking him down with a beautiful Spinning Crescent Kick! Explosive start here!
Booker (RM18) throws The Great One into the corner and delivers some painful Knife-edge chops, before whipping him into the opposite turnbuckle with such force that Rock (Starlight) smashes into the corner and crashes back down to the canvas – the ring is literally shaking! Booker stomps away before making the cover, but Benoit (Grandprix) appears and puts Rock’s foot on the ropes.
Benoit (Grandprix) is still on the outside as Booker (RM18) athletically catapults himself out of the ring – FLYING CROSSBODY – NOBODY HOME – WHAM! BOOKER SMASHES INTO THE SECURITY BARRIER!
Benoit (Grandprix) smiles sadistically and heads back into the ring, applying a Chickenwing Crossface on the struggling Rock (Starlight). The crowd is behind The Great One however and he begins to fight back, rising to his feet and whipping Benoit into the ropes before taking him down with a massive POWERSLAM!
Rock (Starlight) is in control for the first time as he plants Benoit (Grandprix) with a textbook Overhead Suplex, and then another. He picks Benoit up and throws some more powerful right-hands, before whipping him into the ropes and looking for a clothesline, but the rabid wolverine ducks it, bounces off the opposite ropes and nails a clothesline of his own!
Benoit (Grandprix) is quick to take advantage and applies an Armbar – Rock (Starlight) is screaming in pain! He manages to roll over and grab the bottom rope though, and Benoit (Grandprix) relinquishes the hold. However, he continues the assault by stomping away on The Rock, before resting his neck across the bottom rope and choking him illegally! Referee Teddy Long (Tony) breaks the hold, and quickly checks on Booker (RM18) who is sitting against the security barrier.
Unfortunately for him though Benoit (Grandprix) has seen this, and he flies through the top and middle ropes like a torpedo, HITTING AN AWESOME FLYING HEADBUTT!!!! OH MAN, HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!? I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!
Benoit (Grandprix) staggers up, perhaps surprised at his own move, but Rock (Starlight) appears behind him and sends him crashing shoulder-first into the steel steps – CRASH! Rock (Starlight) throws a nearly lifeless Booker (RM18) into the ring, and stalks him, eager to nail the Rock Bottom and confirm his place in the match at NHB!
But Benoit (Grandprix) is back – GERMAN SUPLEX! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX – WHAM! Awesome stuff from Benoit (Grandprix), who then delivers a stiff Elbow Drop to the heart of Booker (RM18) to keep him down, and then heads to the top rope! We know what’s coming!
He stands on the top, holds his arms out wide and leaps into the air like a missile – WHAM!! DIVING HEADBUTT – HUGE IMPACT! Benoit (Grandprix) is holding his face in pain, and I’m not surprised!
Wait, Booker T (RM18) has rolled an arm over The Rock (Starlight)! ONE! TWO! THREE! BOOKER T (RM18) HAS DONE IT! AGAINST ALL THE ODDS, BOOKER T (RM18) IS THROUGH TO THE MATCH AT NHB!
Booker T (RM18) rolls out of the ring and leans against the security barrier, he hardly had any offence throughout but his awareness has sent him straight to the main event at NHB! Benoit (Grandprix) stares at him, eyes wide, he can’t believe what’s just happened!
He manages to regain his concentration though and hooks The Rock (Starlight)’s leg! ONE…TWO…
KICK-OUT! Benoit (Grandprix) hits the ring canvas in anger, and then a weird smile spreads across his features…he heads to the corner, and begins to remove the turnbuckle, revealing the steel underneath! What the hell’s he gonna do here!?
Wait, The Rock (Starlight) just leapt to his feet in the way only he can, and he’s stalking Benoit (Grandprix)! The fans are going wild, and Benoit (Grandprix) turns completely unaware…ROCK BOTTOM – WHAM! HE MAKES THE COVER! ONE!
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SHOULDER UP FROM BENOIT (GRANDPRIX)! Amazing resiliency!
Rock (Starlight)’s not done yet though - he stands over Benoit (Grandprix), and to the fans’ delight he takes his elbow pad off and throws it into the crowd! He swings his arms, bounces off one set of ropes, then the other, and delivers a perfect PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!! IT’S GOTTA BE ALL OVER! THE AUDIENCE CHANT WITH THE REFEREE’S COUNT!
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THREE! THE ROCK (STARLIGHT) BEATS BENOIT (GRANDPRIX)!
Benoit (Grandprix) is down and out but he’ll be back, and The Rock (Starlight) stands in the ring and stares up at Booker T (RM18) who has been watching from the top of the entrance ramp! These two are part of the fatal 4-way for the SRW Title at No Holds Barred, but are they gonna get it on here!
CLANG!!! OH NO, RVD (AFROJOE) COMES FROM BEHIND BOOKER T (RM18) AND SMASHES HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR! And now he’s joined by LL Cool TT and Chris Jericho (Figo), and they begin to beat mercilessly on Booker (RM18)!
Rock (Starlight) sprints towards them, but Jericho (Figo) sees him and takes him down with a Spinning Heel Kick from no where, before locking in THE WALLS OF JERICHO! THE BWO ARE TAKING OUT THE OPPOSITION JUST A WEEK BEFORE NO HOLDS BARRED!
“SMASH!” THAT’S GLASS CRACKING, IT’S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN (JERICHO15)! HE COMES THROUGH THE CROWD AND NAILS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE TO JERICHO (FIGO)! LL COOL TT TURNS AROUND – STUNNER!
Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe) turns around too – Stunner! – no, it’s reversed, KARATE KICK TO THE FACE OF AUSTIN (JERICHO15)! And now Y2J (Figo) locks in the Walls Of Jericho on him too!
RVD (AfroJoe) turns back to Booker T (RM18), but instead he’s met by a huge ROCK BOTTOM! AND Y2J GETS THE SAME TREATMENT – WHAM!
Everyone is down except The Rock (Starlight), who celebrates with RVD (AJ)’s World Title, but will this be the scene we see at NHB? Find out, only here at SRW!
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The winners of this match: Booker T (RM18) and The Rock (Starlight)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“IF YA SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN’!” A huge roar goes up from the sold-out SR Towers as The Rock (Starlight) struts confidently to the ring, as popular as ever! He celebrates on the top rope, knowing that this is his chance to get his hands on his arch-nemesis RVD (AfroJoe) and the bWo. Rock and RVD have been feuding since December now, and in a brutal World Title match a couple of months ago RVD (AJ) nearly ended The Rock (Starlight)’s career…this is his shot at revenge.
(Chris Benoit’s music hits) Here comes the first ever SRW World Champion, Chris Benoit (Grandprix) to a great reception! This man has also had some run-ins with the bWo recently, and he’s desperate to win this because since losing the title to Kane (Starlight) around 2 years ago, he’s never really had another shot! This man is a legend and this is his chance to get back to the top.
“CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA!?” The fans love this guy too, it’s nWo member Booker T (RM18)! This man is so popular that when he joined the nWo, the fans decided to support them too! Booker is livid at the bWo, especially one LL Cool TT, after he attacked Booker (RM18) with a flame-thrower of all things! Fortunately he escaped with only minor injuries and also got a bit of revenge last week during Hogan (Asher D)’s match with the World Champ, but he knows that NHB is his chance to exact his vengeance on the bWo and take the World Title away from them.
DING DING!
The bell rings and all three men stalk each other in the ring – the rules are simple. Any man can pin any other man, and when one man gets a pinfall he leaves the ring, his title shot intact, and the other two will fight for the final place in the 4-way main event at No Holds Barred.
Straight away The Rock (Starlight) begins to lay the smackdown on Chris Benoit (Grandprix), who tries to fight back but is overpowered – Rocky sending his flying out of the ring with one final shot! Booker T (RM18) comes from behind with a harsh club to the back, before whipping Rock into the ropes and taking him down with a beautiful Spinning Crescent Kick! Explosive start here!
Booker (RM18) throws The Great One into the corner and delivers some painful Knife-edge chops, before whipping him into the opposite turnbuckle with such force that Rock (Starlight) smashes into the corner and crashes back down to the canvas – the ring is literally shaking! Booker stomps away before making the cover, but Benoit (Grandprix) appears and puts Rock’s foot on the ropes.
Benoit (Grandprix) is still on the outside as Booker (RM18) athletically catapults himself out of the ring – FLYING CROSSBODY – NOBODY HOME – WHAM! BOOKER SMASHES INTO THE SECURITY BARRIER!
Benoit (Grandprix) smiles sadistically and heads back into the ring, applying a Chickenwing Crossface on the struggling Rock (Starlight). The crowd is behind The Great One however and he begins to fight back, rising to his feet and whipping Benoit into the ropes before taking him down with a massive POWERSLAM!
Rock (Starlight) is in control for the first time as he plants Benoit (Grandprix) with a textbook Overhead Suplex, and then another. He picks Benoit up and throws some more powerful right-hands, before whipping him into the ropes and looking for a clothesline, but the rabid wolverine ducks it, bounces off the opposite ropes and nails a clothesline of his own!
Benoit (Grandprix) is quick to take advantage and applies an Armbar – Rock (Starlight) is screaming in pain! He manages to roll over and grab the bottom rope though, and Benoit (Grandprix) relinquishes the hold. However, he continues the assault by stomping away on The Rock, before resting his neck across the bottom rope and choking him illegally! Referee Teddy Long (Tony) breaks the hold, and quickly checks on Booker (RM18) who is sitting against the security barrier.
Unfortunately for him though Benoit (Grandprix) has seen this, and he flies through the top and middle ropes like a torpedo, HITTING AN AWESOME FLYING HEADBUTT!!!! OH MAN, HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!? I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!
Benoit (Grandprix) staggers up, perhaps surprised at his own move, but Rock (Starlight) appears behind him and sends him crashing shoulder-first into the steel steps – CRASH! Rock (Starlight) throws a nearly lifeless Booker (RM18) into the ring, and stalks him, eager to nail the Rock Bottom and confirm his place in the match at NHB!
But Benoit (Grandprix) is back – GERMAN SUPLEX! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX – WHAM! Awesome stuff from Benoit (Grandprix), who then delivers a stiff Elbow Drop to the heart of Booker (RM18) to keep him down, and then heads to the top rope! We know what’s coming!
He stands on the top, holds his arms out wide and leaps into the air like a missile – WHAM!! DIVING HEADBUTT – HUGE IMPACT! Benoit (Grandprix) is holding his face in pain, and I’m not surprised!
Wait, Booker T (RM18) has rolled an arm over The Rock (Starlight)! ONE! TWO! THREE! BOOKER T (RM18) HAS DONE IT! AGAINST ALL THE ODDS, BOOKER T (RM18) IS THROUGH TO THE MATCH AT NHB!
Booker T (RM18) rolls out of the ring and leans against the security barrier, he hardly had any offence throughout but his awareness has sent him straight to the main event at NHB! Benoit (Grandprix) stares at him, eyes wide, he can’t believe what’s just happened!
He manages to regain his concentration though and hooks The Rock (Starlight)’s leg! ONE…TWO…
KICK-OUT! Benoit (Grandprix) hits the ring canvas in anger, and then a weird smile spreads across his features…he heads to the corner, and begins to remove the turnbuckle, revealing the steel underneath! What the hell’s he gonna do here!?
Wait, The Rock (Starlight) just leapt to his feet in the way only he can, and he’s stalking Benoit (Grandprix)! The fans are going wild, and Benoit (Grandprix) turns completely unaware…ROCK BOTTOM – WHAM! HE MAKES THE COVER! ONE!
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SHOULDER UP FROM BENOIT (GRANDPRIX)! Amazing resiliency!
Rock (Starlight)’s not done yet though - he stands over Benoit (Grandprix), and to the fans’ delight he takes his elbow pad off and throws it into the crowd! He swings his arms, bounces off one set of ropes, then the other, and delivers a perfect PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!! IT’S GOTTA BE ALL OVER! THE AUDIENCE CHANT WITH THE REFEREE’S COUNT!
ONE!
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THREE! THE ROCK (STARLIGHT) BEATS BENOIT (GRANDPRIX)!
Benoit (Grandprix) is down and out but he’ll be back, and The Rock (Starlight) stands in the ring and stares up at Booker T (RM18) who has been watching from the top of the entrance ramp! These two are part of the fatal 4-way for the SRW Title at No Holds Barred, but are they gonna get it on here!
CLANG!!! OH NO, RVD (AFROJOE) COMES FROM BEHIND BOOKER T (RM18) AND SMASHES HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR! And now he’s joined by LL Cool TT and Chris Jericho (Figo), and they begin to beat mercilessly on Booker (RM18)!
Rock (Starlight) sprints towards them, but Jericho (Figo) sees him and takes him down with a Spinning Heel Kick from no where, before locking in THE WALLS OF JERICHO! THE BWO ARE TAKING OUT THE OPPOSITION JUST A WEEK BEFORE NO HOLDS BARRED!
“SMASH!” THAT’S GLASS CRACKING, IT’S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN (JERICHO15)! HE COMES THROUGH THE CROWD AND NAILS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE TO JERICHO (FIGO)! LL COOL TT TURNS AROUND – STUNNER!
Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe) turns around too – Stunner! – no, it’s reversed, KARATE KICK TO THE FACE OF AUSTIN (JERICHO15)! And now Y2J (Figo) locks in the Walls Of Jericho on him too!
RVD (AfroJoe) turns back to Booker T (RM18), but instead he’s met by a huge ROCK BOTTOM! AND Y2J GETS THE SAME TREATMENT – WHAM!
Everyone is down except The Rock (Starlight), who celebrates with RVD (AJ)’s World Title, but will this be the scene we see at NHB? Find out, only here at SRW!
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The winners of this match: Booker T (RM18) and The Rock (Starlight)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
We’re back here on late night Eclipse and ready for the next big match-up. Going at it will be Anarchy (DW) and Billy Gunn (Asher D). These guys will both be accompanied by their buddies in this next bout. Here we go…
Finkel: “The next match will be scheduled for one fall. It can be ended by pinfall, submission, knock out or disqualification. Introducing first…”
Billy Gunn’s music hits…THE ONE BILLY GUNN!! Billy Gunn (Asher D) walks out onto the stage with his new found friend, the hardcore champion, Batista (Figo). He looks confident as he’s walking out to a match with the 7 foot plus, Anarchy. Currently, Billy Gunn doesn’t really have the support of the fans due to his alliance with Batista but he’s ready whether they’re on his side or not.
“KING OF MY WORLD” Anarchy (DW) walks out onto the ramp with Josh Mathews (DW) and all the Anarchists go wild! He’s totally ready for this match but I’m sure that he’d much prefer to be taking Batista’s title away from him than be fighting Billy Gunn, tonight.
The referee rings the bell for the start of this match-up – “Ding Ding Ding”.
Batista cheers on The One from the outside as Anarchy runs straight at him. Gunn ducks and repeatedly starts punching Anarhy to the Anarchists displeasure. Anarchy attempts another run at Billy Gunn but he’s taken down with a back body drop! This is not a good start…
…although he is straight back to his feet and head to head with the veteran, Billy Gunn. Anarchy begins to exchange punches with Gunn as Josh Mathews cheers him on from ringside. A thunderous kick to the side of The Ones head takes him down. Anarchy goes wild stomping away on Gunn. He’s frustrated early on in this match.
What’s Batista doing?! He just slid a steel chair in the ring and now he’s distracting the referee! *CRASH* Straight across the skull of Anarchy! Josh Mathews (DW) pulls Batista off the apron and hits him with some right hands further distracting the referee as Billy Gunn chucks the chair out of the ring and gets the cover…..But theres no referee!!!
Referee Nick Patrick eventually breaks up the fight between Josh Mathews and Batista and sends them both to the back. First, Josh Mathews goes and then the reluctant Batista follows!
Meanwhile in the ring, Billy Gunn realises that he’s gonna have to hit another big move on Anarchy to put him away after all that time has been wasted! He goes up to the top rope and looks to drop a giant elbow onto Anarchy but NO!!! Anarchy moves out the way and jumps up! He signals for it! Anarchy whips Gunn into the ropes and…
HITS THE ANARCHIST!!! He’s not looking for the cover yet though! He goes to the top rope and all the Anarchists go wild! They know whats coming!
Anarchy (DW) gets ready to fly but, wait a minute! That’s Batista (Figo) on the titantron!
Batista: “Hey Anarchy! Look what I’ve done to your little buddy!”
*The camera turns down to the ground where Josh Mathews lays in a pool of his own blood*
Batista laughs as the titantron turns back to the match.
Woah!! Billy Gunn just took Anarchy off the turnbuckle with a press slam! Anarchy slowly arises and Gunn kicks him in the mid-section! He signals for it…We all know whats coming…FAME ASSER!!! Billy Gunn covers Anarchy and Nick Patrick counts…
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Anarchy falls down into the cover!
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On the way, he bumps into his old tag team partner, Stone Edge (Jericho15)!
Stone Edge: “Hey Anarchy! You’re not going to Batista’s locker room are you?”
Anarchy doesn’t reply. He just walks in concentration.
Stone Edge: “Well…eeeerrrr…I understand if ya don’t wanna talk. Assuming you are off there…Good Luck!”
Anarchy just keeps on walking!
He then bumps into Reaver (Ant)!
Reaver: “Listen dude! I saw what just happened…If I were you, I’d probably wanna kick Batista’s @Ss too but not tonight! This is what he’d have planned…”
Anarchy ignores Reaver and keeps on walking.
He finally arrives at the door with “Batista” printed on it. He bursts open the door and all the lights are out. He walks in closing the door on the camera man behind him shouting, “Stay there or I’ll kick your @Ss!”.
*SMASH**BANG**SMASH*
About ten seconds later, Batista walks out of the locker room smiling and shouts, “Thanks for the help, See you at No Holds Barred!”.
When the paramedics arrive at the arena again to help Anarchy, no one is to be seen in the locker room…
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Thanks for reading,
Jericho15
Finkel: “The next match will be scheduled for one fall. It can be ended by pinfall, submission, knock out or disqualification. Introducing first…”
Billy Gunn’s music hits…THE ONE BILLY GUNN!! Billy Gunn (Asher D) walks out onto the stage with his new found friend, the hardcore champion, Batista (Figo). He looks confident as he’s walking out to a match with the 7 foot plus, Anarchy. Currently, Billy Gunn doesn’t really have the support of the fans due to his alliance with Batista but he’s ready whether they’re on his side or not.
“KING OF MY WORLD” Anarchy (DW) walks out onto the ramp with Josh Mathews (DW) and all the Anarchists go wild! He’s totally ready for this match but I’m sure that he’d much prefer to be taking Batista’s title away from him than be fighting Billy Gunn, tonight.
The referee rings the bell for the start of this match-up – “Ding Ding Ding”.
Batista cheers on The One from the outside as Anarchy runs straight at him. Gunn ducks and repeatedly starts punching Anarhy to the Anarchists displeasure. Anarchy attempts another run at Billy Gunn but he’s taken down with a back body drop! This is not a good start…
…although he is straight back to his feet and head to head with the veteran, Billy Gunn. Anarchy begins to exchange punches with Gunn as Josh Mathews cheers him on from ringside. A thunderous kick to the side of The Ones head takes him down. Anarchy goes wild stomping away on Gunn. He’s frustrated early on in this match.
What’s Batista doing?! He just slid a steel chair in the ring and now he’s distracting the referee! *CRASH* Straight across the skull of Anarchy! Josh Mathews (DW) pulls Batista off the apron and hits him with some right hands further distracting the referee as Billy Gunn chucks the chair out of the ring and gets the cover…..But theres no referee!!!
Referee Nick Patrick eventually breaks up the fight between Josh Mathews and Batista and sends them both to the back. First, Josh Mathews goes and then the reluctant Batista follows!
Meanwhile in the ring, Billy Gunn realises that he’s gonna have to hit another big move on Anarchy to put him away after all that time has been wasted! He goes up to the top rope and looks to drop a giant elbow onto Anarchy but NO!!! Anarchy moves out the way and jumps up! He signals for it! Anarchy whips Gunn into the ropes and…
HITS THE ANARCHIST!!! He’s not looking for the cover yet though! He goes to the top rope and all the Anarchists go wild! They know whats coming!
Anarchy (DW) gets ready to fly but, wait a minute! That’s Batista (Figo) on the titantron!
Batista: “Hey Anarchy! Look what I’ve done to your little buddy!”
*The camera turns down to the ground where Josh Mathews lays in a pool of his own blood*
Batista laughs as the titantron turns back to the match.
Woah!! Billy Gunn just took Anarchy off the turnbuckle with a press slam! Anarchy slowly arises and Gunn kicks him in the mid-section! He signals for it…We all know whats coming…FAME ASSER!!! Billy Gunn covers Anarchy and Nick Patrick counts…
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Anarchy falls down into the cover!
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On the way, he bumps into his old tag team partner, Stone Edge (Jericho15)!
Stone Edge: “Hey Anarchy! You’re not going to Batista’s locker room are you?”
Anarchy doesn’t reply. He just walks in concentration.
Stone Edge: “Well…eeeerrrr…I understand if ya don’t wanna talk. Assuming you are off there…Good Luck!”
Anarchy just keeps on walking!
He then bumps into Reaver (Ant)!
Reaver: “Listen dude! I saw what just happened…If I were you, I’d probably wanna kick Batista’s @Ss too but not tonight! This is what he’d have planned…”
Anarchy ignores Reaver and keeps on walking.
He finally arrives at the door with “Batista” printed on it. He bursts open the door and all the lights are out. He walks in closing the door on the camera man behind him shouting, “Stay there or I’ll kick your @Ss!”.
*SMASH**BANG**SMASH*
About ten seconds later, Batista walks out of the locker room smiling and shouts, “Thanks for the help, See you at No Holds Barred!”.
When the paramedics arrive at the arena again to help Anarchy, no one is to be seen in the locker room…
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Thanks for reading,
Jericho15
Steve Austin (Jericho15) (Face)
Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe) (Heel)
bWo - LL Cool TT, RVD (AfroJoe), Jericho (Figo), Steve Corino (LL Cool TT) and Big Stevie Cool.
Welcome back to Eclipse, you are just in time to catch what sets to be an explosive match between two of wrestlings most famed wrestlers - Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam. Van Dam will be looking to gain an upper hand in this to set him up perfectly for his big match at No Holds Barred. Steve will look to get his hands on RVD and do him some damage. The crowd here already chanting for Stone Cold, even though the match is a few moments away. However, bWo will be rooting for RVD, and could make an impact on this match.
And the shattering glass echoes throughout the arena, and the roar of the crowd picks up momentum rapidly, as Steve Austin appears at the top of the ramp. He sticks him right arm in the air, and the crowd cheers even louder - he’s got everyone excited here.
But.. what’s this.. Steve Corino at the top of the ramp behind him.. and he jumps on his back and hits him in the face rapidly, taking him down. Jericho is here now as well, as Stone Cold knocks Corino right off the ramp and down to the concrete! Corino is hurt, but Jericho sends Austin flying with a dropkick, it looks like bWo are coming out one by one to take potshots at Austin. Austin flies at Jericho and sends him down on top of Corino! Now both men are floored! And who next? Austin will go through the entire bWo if he has to.. Big Stevie Cool arrives at the top of the ramp, but as Austin gears up, Jericho finds some energy, and yanks his leg out, tripping Austin. Big Stevie Cool runs up.. elbow drop.. but he’s sliding off Austin.. and down onto Corino and Jericho! And Stevie’s head bounces off the concrete, I’m sure he’ll be down for ages. Austin still recovering, as LL Cool TT is next out.. one more bWo man to go and Van Dam will be out, face to face, with Austin. Austin is just about up, and falls straight back down, as LL Cool TT flies in with a dropkick, but not expecting Austin to collapse, he sends himself down on top of the other bWo members! And Van Dam himself approaches at the top of the ramp.. he looks a little angry, and embarassed at what bWo have been doing. He kicks Austin rapidly, and Austin climbs up, ignoring the kicks, and grabs Van Dam’s leg! He’s walking over to the side of the ramp with all the other bWo members recovering.. Stone Cold Stunner!!! He picks Van Dam up, and throws him down onto the pile of bWo corpses. He raises a hand again, and the crowd cheers, and he exits at the top of the ramp!
Well, no match tonight, Austin proving his point, as some of the bWo are still down. Well, they’ll be angry and out for revenge during No Holds Barred! But more to the point, the comical antics here tonight. Austin taking all 5 bWo members out single-handedly, on to the concrete. Was that bWo, or Mean Street Posse?? Anyway, you’ve been watching this very late edition of Eclipse, and as we say goodnight, one thing is on everybodies lips: No Holds Barred!
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Winner: N/A
Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe) (Heel)
bWo - LL Cool TT, RVD (AfroJoe), Jericho (Figo), Steve Corino (LL Cool TT) and Big Stevie Cool.
Welcome back to Eclipse, you are just in time to catch what sets to be an explosive match between two of wrestlings most famed wrestlers - Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam. Van Dam will be looking to gain an upper hand in this to set him up perfectly for his big match at No Holds Barred. Steve will look to get his hands on RVD and do him some damage. The crowd here already chanting for Stone Cold, even though the match is a few moments away. However, bWo will be rooting for RVD, and could make an impact on this match.
And the shattering glass echoes throughout the arena, and the roar of the crowd picks up momentum rapidly, as Steve Austin appears at the top of the ramp. He sticks him right arm in the air, and the crowd cheers even louder - he’s got everyone excited here.
But.. what’s this.. Steve Corino at the top of the ramp behind him.. and he jumps on his back and hits him in the face rapidly, taking him down. Jericho is here now as well, as Stone Cold knocks Corino right off the ramp and down to the concrete! Corino is hurt, but Jericho sends Austin flying with a dropkick, it looks like bWo are coming out one by one to take potshots at Austin. Austin flies at Jericho and sends him down on top of Corino! Now both men are floored! And who next? Austin will go through the entire bWo if he has to.. Big Stevie Cool arrives at the top of the ramp, but as Austin gears up, Jericho finds some energy, and yanks his leg out, tripping Austin. Big Stevie Cool runs up.. elbow drop.. but he’s sliding off Austin.. and down onto Corino and Jericho! And Stevie’s head bounces off the concrete, I’m sure he’ll be down for ages. Austin still recovering, as LL Cool TT is next out.. one more bWo man to go and Van Dam will be out, face to face, with Austin. Austin is just about up, and falls straight back down, as LL Cool TT flies in with a dropkick, but not expecting Austin to collapse, he sends himself down on top of the other bWo members! And Van Dam himself approaches at the top of the ramp.. he looks a little angry, and embarassed at what bWo have been doing. He kicks Austin rapidly, and Austin climbs up, ignoring the kicks, and grabs Van Dam’s leg! He’s walking over to the side of the ramp with all the other bWo members recovering.. Stone Cold Stunner!!! He picks Van Dam up, and throws him down onto the pile of bWo corpses. He raises a hand again, and the crowd cheers, and he exits at the top of the ramp!
Well, no match tonight, Austin proving his point, as some of the bWo are still down. Well, they’ll be angry and out for revenge during No Holds Barred! But more to the point, the comical antics here tonight. Austin taking all 5 bWo members out single-handedly, on to the concrete. Was that bWo, or Mean Street Posse?? Anyway, you’ve been watching this very late edition of Eclipse, and as we say goodnight, one thing is on everybodies lips: No Holds Barred!
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Winner: N/A
Josh Matthews (DW) is standing in the middle of the ring. He has a microphone in his hand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit will be at SRW No Holds Barred performing Rollin’, as Stone Edge (Jericho_15) makes his way to the ring.”
He hands the microphone over to Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and leaves the ring.
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match…”
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ YEAH!” Stone Edge’s entrance theme blasts out of the PA system, as the Cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. Tonight he’ll be teaming with his archenemy; Cong Man. They’ll be facing the number one contender for Stone Edge’s belt, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) and Cong Man’s No Holds Barred opponent, RawIsAndy (Starlight). Stone Edge jumps in the ring and flashes his belt to the crowd in each four corners of SR Tower.
“Making his way to the ring, first, the SRW Cruiserweight Champion…STONE EDGE!”
The crowd boo as his name is announced.
CONG MAN’S MUSIC PLAYS. The two time CAW Champion and one time Hardcore Champion makes his entrance. He struts down the aisle. Remember, we’ve already seen an ambulance come down here on Eclipse. What else will we experience here tonight, pre-No Holds Barred? Cong Man enters the ring and raises his arms in the air.
“His tag team partner, from Brazzaville, The People's Republic of Congo…THE CONG MAN!”
RAWISANDY’S MUSIC HITS. RawIsAndy comes running out from the back. He flies to the ring, and circles it, pacing from side to side. He’s staring out Cong Man.
“And, their opponent, first…RAWISANDY!”
“WHO’S THAT JUMPIN’ OUT THE SKY…” Rey Mysterio jumps out of the stage to a massive ovation. Here comes the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. He, much like RawIsAndy, is not in Cong Man’s good books right now. This whole saga began when Rey Mysterio defeated Cong Man last week in the Battle Royal to become number one contender. RIA helped Mysterio to the victory, costing Cong Man the match. This angered Cong Man. He and Stone Edge, who had their own heated rivalry, both want to get their hands on their opponents tonight. Maybe they can get a head start before Sunday. Anyway, drifting away there. Mysterio makes his way down arena entrance. He gives his partner a pat on the back, before both guys slide into the ring.
DING DING. The match is officially underway. Stone Edge goes straight for Mysterio, whilst Cong Man goes for RIA. Stone Edge delivers some stiff rights, before knocking Mysterio down with a left. He goes over to RIA. Cong Man and Stone Edge whip him into the corner post. Cong Man grabs hold of SE’s arm, and tosses him into RIA. Rey has been ordered out of the ring, as has Cong Man. Stone Edge has RIA in the corner. He sticks his leg up straight and high, and begins choking RIA.
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Stone Edge innocently says “What?” to the referee, before choking RIA again. The ref finally gets in between the two, and orders Stone Edge back to his corner. Andy manages to groggily walk around the ring. The two wrestlers lock up again, this time with RIA getting the advantage. Headlock on Stone Edge. SE tries to break the hold, in which he succeeds. Kick to the mid-section by RIA. He locks the headlock in again. This time it’s tightly secured. He manages to pull SE down to the ground. SE will NOT tap; he wants to win this match. Losing it so early would surely ruin his chances for this Sunday. Cong Man is furiously shouting at Stone Edge. He wants him to get up and make the tag. That is impossible, as RIA has that hold locked into place. Cong Man enters the ring. He stomps on RawIsAndy. RIA WON’T LET GO! STONE EDGE HAS GONE A PALE RED. Cong Man can’t believe RIA’s power. Cong Man drops a knee on RIA, and this time, he lets go. Mysterio enters the ring to even the odds. Kick to the head by Mysterio on Cong Man. He climbs the top rope, taking Cong Man’s head with him. HURRICANRANA. WHAT A HURRICANRANA BY MYSTERIO. RawIsAndy lifts Stone Edge up. He shoves him into the ropes, ducks on the returns and hits the Roshambo Combo. The fans love that, as RawIsAndy hits his modified low blow. RIA runs against the ropes, jumping over Cong Man and Mysterio in the process, and hits the Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Stone Edge falls into the corner. RIA takes a step or two back, before running at the champ. SPEAR…NO! WHAM! RIA JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER POST! THE CHAMP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME.
All four men are down. Mysterio and Cong Man are both slowly getting to their feet. Whoever gets up first will have the upper hand, surely. Mysterio is just about up. He attempts to punch Cong Man in the head, but Cong blocks it, and hits a right of his own. Mysterio is down, and Cong Man is the only man standing tall in that ring right now. He goes over to RawIsAndy and drags him up. DDT by Cong Man. He walks over to the feet of RawIsAndy. BANANA SPLIT! HE JUST LAYED INTO THE GROIN OF RIA. RIA is rolling around in pain. Stone Edge is pulling himself up. Mysterio is still looking into stars. Stone Edge walks over to a fallen Mysterio. He stands over him, and shows his biceps to the young Rey. Cong Man looks at Stone Edge; a smirk appears across his face. He stands over RIA, and does the same as Stone Edge. SE stares at Cong Man, before posing, this time in a different position. The crowd are really getting involved now, booing these two guys. Cong Man’s grin turns into a stare of anger, as he also poses in a different position.
Cong Man walks up to Stone Edge. The two go nose to nose. Could this be the restart of an old rivalry? RawIsAndy gets up. He shoves Cong Man into SE. Stone Edge has gone flying over the top rope. Cong turns around. JIMJAMAHA BY RAWISANDY! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER ON CONG MAN. MYSTERIO IS TAKING A BREATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.
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Cong Man is leaning against the middle ropes, as Mysterio crawls back into the ring. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS…
6 1 9! REY HITS THE 619 ON CONG MAN! IT MUST BE OVER.
Rey covers Cong Man.
The crowd chant, as there’s no referee.
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This match should be over. A referee comes sprinting down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope.
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The crowd are letting their feelings be heard, with chants of “Congie, Congie!” echoing around the arena. Rey goes to the outside.
WEST COAST POP…WHAM! STONE EDGE JUST CRACKED A STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO. THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT, DAMNIT.
Stone Edge leaps into the ring, behind RawIsAndy, and pounces. POWERSTONE! WHAT A POWERSTONE BY STONE EDGE. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…BUT ONLY TO TAUNT THE CROWD! He climbs down, and covers RawIsAndy.
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Rey clambers into the ring, in an attempt to break up the pin.
3…! THIS MATCH IS OVER! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Cong Man and Stone Edge both stare each other down in the ring. After a lot of nose-to-nose, Cong Man steps back, and slowly holds out his hand.
Will he shake?
Stone Edge turns around and goes to leave. He stops, and turns back towards Cong Man, and shaking his hand. They wish each other good luck this Sunday.
We’re going to a commercial break. Don’t change the channel…as you may miss something.
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Well done JAE, well done Cong Man, unlucky Starlight, sorry you couldn’t win tonight, maybe this Sunday, eh? Limp Bizkit will be at No Holds Barred. They’re gunna play Stone Edge out to the ring. Fred may also do a promo, who knows? Thanks for reading.
DW
Note :: Edited this version of the match as I didn’t realise Cong Man was a face. Silly me for not checking.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit will be at SRW No Holds Barred performing Rollin’, as Stone Edge (Jericho_15) makes his way to the ring.”
He hands the microphone over to Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and leaves the ring.
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match…”
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ YEAH!” Stone Edge’s entrance theme blasts out of the PA system, as the Cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. Tonight he’ll be teaming with his archenemy; Cong Man. They’ll be facing the number one contender for Stone Edge’s belt, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) and Cong Man’s No Holds Barred opponent, RawIsAndy (Starlight). Stone Edge jumps in the ring and flashes his belt to the crowd in each four corners of SR Tower.
“Making his way to the ring, first, the SRW Cruiserweight Champion…STONE EDGE!”
The crowd boo as his name is announced.
CONG MAN’S MUSIC PLAYS. The two time CAW Champion and one time Hardcore Champion makes his entrance. He struts down the aisle. Remember, we’ve already seen an ambulance come down here on Eclipse. What else will we experience here tonight, pre-No Holds Barred? Cong Man enters the ring and raises his arms in the air.
“His tag team partner, from Brazzaville, The People's Republic of Congo…THE CONG MAN!”
RAWISANDY’S MUSIC HITS. RawIsAndy comes running out from the back. He flies to the ring, and circles it, pacing from side to side. He’s staring out Cong Man.
“And, their opponent, first…RAWISANDY!”
“WHO’S THAT JUMPIN’ OUT THE SKY…” Rey Mysterio jumps out of the stage to a massive ovation. Here comes the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. He, much like RawIsAndy, is not in Cong Man’s good books right now. This whole saga began when Rey Mysterio defeated Cong Man last week in the Battle Royal to become number one contender. RIA helped Mysterio to the victory, costing Cong Man the match. This angered Cong Man. He and Stone Edge, who had their own heated rivalry, both want to get their hands on their opponents tonight. Maybe they can get a head start before Sunday. Anyway, drifting away there. Mysterio makes his way down arena entrance. He gives his partner a pat on the back, before both guys slide into the ring.
DING DING. The match is officially underway. Stone Edge goes straight for Mysterio, whilst Cong Man goes for RIA. Stone Edge delivers some stiff rights, before knocking Mysterio down with a left. He goes over to RIA. Cong Man and Stone Edge whip him into the corner post. Cong Man grabs hold of SE’s arm, and tosses him into RIA. Rey has been ordered out of the ring, as has Cong Man. Stone Edge has RIA in the corner. He sticks his leg up straight and high, and begins choking RIA.
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Stone Edge innocently says “What?” to the referee, before choking RIA again. The ref finally gets in between the two, and orders Stone Edge back to his corner. Andy manages to groggily walk around the ring. The two wrestlers lock up again, this time with RIA getting the advantage. Headlock on Stone Edge. SE tries to break the hold, in which he succeeds. Kick to the mid-section by RIA. He locks the headlock in again. This time it’s tightly secured. He manages to pull SE down to the ground. SE will NOT tap; he wants to win this match. Losing it so early would surely ruin his chances for this Sunday. Cong Man is furiously shouting at Stone Edge. He wants him to get up and make the tag. That is impossible, as RIA has that hold locked into place. Cong Man enters the ring. He stomps on RawIsAndy. RIA WON’T LET GO! STONE EDGE HAS GONE A PALE RED. Cong Man can’t believe RIA’s power. Cong Man drops a knee on RIA, and this time, he lets go. Mysterio enters the ring to even the odds. Kick to the head by Mysterio on Cong Man. He climbs the top rope, taking Cong Man’s head with him. HURRICANRANA. WHAT A HURRICANRANA BY MYSTERIO. RawIsAndy lifts Stone Edge up. He shoves him into the ropes, ducks on the returns and hits the Roshambo Combo. The fans love that, as RawIsAndy hits his modified low blow. RIA runs against the ropes, jumping over Cong Man and Mysterio in the process, and hits the Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Stone Edge falls into the corner. RIA takes a step or two back, before running at the champ. SPEAR…NO! WHAM! RIA JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER POST! THE CHAMP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME.
All four men are down. Mysterio and Cong Man are both slowly getting to their feet. Whoever gets up first will have the upper hand, surely. Mysterio is just about up. He attempts to punch Cong Man in the head, but Cong blocks it, and hits a right of his own. Mysterio is down, and Cong Man is the only man standing tall in that ring right now. He goes over to RawIsAndy and drags him up. DDT by Cong Man. He walks over to the feet of RawIsAndy. BANANA SPLIT! HE JUST LAYED INTO THE GROIN OF RIA. RIA is rolling around in pain. Stone Edge is pulling himself up. Mysterio is still looking into stars. Stone Edge walks over to a fallen Mysterio. He stands over him, and shows his biceps to the young Rey. Cong Man looks at Stone Edge; a smirk appears across his face. He stands over RIA, and does the same as Stone Edge. SE stares at Cong Man, before posing, this time in a different position. The crowd are really getting involved now, booing these two guys. Cong Man’s grin turns into a stare of anger, as he also poses in a different position.
Cong Man walks up to Stone Edge. The two go nose to nose. Could this be the restart of an old rivalry? RawIsAndy gets up. He shoves Cong Man into SE. Stone Edge has gone flying over the top rope. Cong turns around. JIMJAMAHA BY RAWISANDY! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER ON CONG MAN. MYSTERIO IS TAKING A BREATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.
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Cong Man is leaning against the middle ropes, as Mysterio crawls back into the ring. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS…
6 1 9! REY HITS THE 619 ON CONG MAN! IT MUST BE OVER.
Rey covers Cong Man.
The crowd chant, as there’s no referee.
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This match should be over. A referee comes sprinting down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope.
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The crowd are letting their feelings be heard, with chants of “Congie, Congie!” echoing around the arena. Rey goes to the outside.
WEST COAST POP…WHAM! STONE EDGE JUST CRACKED A STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO. THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT, DAMNIT.
Stone Edge leaps into the ring, behind RawIsAndy, and pounces. POWERSTONE! WHAT A POWERSTONE BY STONE EDGE. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…BUT ONLY TO TAUNT THE CROWD! He climbs down, and covers RawIsAndy.
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Rey clambers into the ring, in an attempt to break up the pin.
3…! THIS MATCH IS OVER! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Cong Man and Stone Edge both stare each other down in the ring. After a lot of nose-to-nose, Cong Man steps back, and slowly holds out his hand.
Will he shake?
Stone Edge turns around and goes to leave. He stops, and turns back towards Cong Man, and shaking his hand. They wish each other good luck this Sunday.
We’re going to a commercial break. Don’t change the channel…as you may miss something.
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Well done JAE, well done Cong Man, unlucky Starlight, sorry you couldn’t win tonight, maybe this Sunday, eh? Limp Bizkit will be at No Holds Barred. They’re gunna play Stone Edge out to the ring. Fred may also do a promo, who knows? Thanks for reading.
DW
Note :: Edited this version of the match as I didn’t realise Cong Man was a face. Silly me for not checking.
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