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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.

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“My Sacrifice…” The sold-out audience here at SR Towers is on their feet as Elements member JETSTER makes his first appearance since the rebirth of SRW! He struts confidently to the ring, and grabs a microphone.

“There’s a few things I’d like to get off my chest – firstly, I’m back and badder than ever…whether you want to cheer for me or not that’s up to you, but we Elements…me and Reaver (Ant) are planning to return to our glorious roots, where I was in the King Of The Ring Final, he was CAW World Champion and we were the DOUBLE SRW Tag Team Champions.”

The fans aren’t sure what to think about this, the Elements were hated by the fans until just a few couple of months before SRW took it’s break…

“Yeah, that’s right…we’re gonna be gunning for those Tag Team Titles, the World Title and of course…the Euro-Continental Title. My quest begins tonight, and Christian (Jae)? Rhyno (Chris)? You’re just a couple of obstacles in my way…tonight I’m gonna shove you aside.”

(Christian’s music hits) Christian (Jae) steps out from behind the curtain and is met by a resounding chorus of boos and jeers! He grins cockily and saunters to the squared circle, acknowledging the fans on the top rope, who return the favour with a thrown bottle!

(Rhyno’s music hits) The boos quickly turn to cheers as Rhyno (Chris) runs to the ring, ready to get this match going!

DING DING!

Rhyno instantly spears Christian into the corner and begins to force his shoulder into his stomach! Christian is already doubled over, and Rhyno knocks him down with a huge shot to the face! Rhyno stomps away on Christian in the corner until Christian finally escapes to the outside. Rhyno follows, and lifts Christian way above his head…but Rhyno slides out of it, and shoves Rhyno painfully into the security barrier! Rhyno staggers backwards, and Christian throws him shoulder-first into the steel steps – SMASH!

Jetster is lying on the top rope in the ring, enjoying the action! Christian (Jae) throws Rhyno (Chris) back into the ring and makes an early cover, 1…2…

FROG SPLASH FROM JETSTER OFF THE TOP ROPE! Amazing stuff, and in one move Jetster has destroyed both of his opponents! Unfortunately he knows it too and he celebrates to the fans, before pinning Christian – 1…2…kick-out! Jetster quickly pins Rhyno instead, 1…2…kick-out! Jetster hits the mat in annoyance but then goes straight to work, dropping a leg to the neck of Christian, and an elbow to the heart of Rhyno.

Jetster picks up Rhyno (Chris) and whips him harshly into the corner – CRACK! Rhyno crashes into the turnbuckle and is back on the floor again, as Jetster heads to the ring apron…he catapults himself over the ropes into a Flying Leg Drop – woah! Athletic stuff from Jetster, but he’s forgotten about Christian (Jae) who knocks him down with a forearm to the back.

Christian (Jae) goes to work in the corner, before whipping him into the ropes and taking him down with a Dropkick right to the jaw! He picks Jetster up and turns him round…WHAM! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Christian thinks about going for a cover but then notices Rhyno (Chris) getting to his feet so he looks for a clothesline but Rhyno ducks, kick to the gut, DDT!

All three men are down as Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) begins to count to ten, but he only reaches 3 as Jetster and Rhyno (Chris) both make their way up. They exchange right hands until Jetster goes low with a kick…a little two low perhaps? Maybe not, the referee seems fine with it and Jetster has just planted Rhyno with a textbook overhead suplex!

Christian (Jae) is up too and is slowly climbing to the top rope for some reason…meanwhile Jetster is going for another overhead suplex…but he holds Rhyno (Chris) in midair, delaying the move…AND LOOK, CHRSTIAN (JAE) LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS A FLYING CROSSBODY IN MIDAIR TO RHYNO (CHRIS) WHO IS SENT CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!

Great teamwork by the looks of things from Christian (Jae) and Jetster, but this is soon over as Jetster breaks up the pinning combination. Christian looks a little angry and he shoves Jetster down! Jetster is livid and he gets up, and slaps the taste right out of Christian (Jae)’s mouth! They begin to exchange blows, both bounce off the ropes and meet in the middle with a double clothesline knocking them both down!

The fans are making some noise now as Rhyno (Chris) slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle…ELBOW DROP TO JETSTER – WHAM! HOOK OF THE LEG – 1…2…

KICK-OUT! Jetster kicks out at the last second, showing his resilience. Rhyno (Chris) is back up on his feet, but Jetster suddenly rolls him up! 1…2…

Kick-out! Both men spring to their feet in a sudden burst of action – Rhyno (Chris) looks for clothesline but Jetster ducks, Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then leapfrogs over Jetster before bouncing off the other ropes and catching a huge boot to the face from Jetster! Jetster sneers and then lifts Rhyno (Jae) onto his shoulders, oh man…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! MASSIVE IMPACT, RHYNO (CHRIS) COULD BE OUT!

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AND CHRISTIAN (JAE) BREAKS UP THE COUNT!

Jetster staggers up and tries to lift Christian (Jae) onto his shoulder but Christian escapes out of it, grabs both his arms and twists him around into the IMPALER – WHAM! OH MAN, THE IMPALER HAS GOTTA BE ALL!

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REAVER (ANT) PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING, AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A RIGHT-HAND!

The crowd are going wild, booing and cheering, as Reaver takes his chance and gets into the ring, picks up Christian (Jae) and delivers a DDT-DRIVER! CHRISTIAN MUST BE OUT COLD!

Reaver (Ant) looks around and then escapes through the fans, as quickly as he arrived!

Everyone is down for the moment apart from…oh no, both Jetster and Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) are both slowly recovering…Jetster doesn’t have any balance though and doesn’t even seem to know where he is after that Impaler! The referee is slowly crawling back into the ring and finally Jetster seems to get his bearings, and his eyes light up as he sees Christian (Jae) down and totally out! He’s going for a co-


GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!! RHYNO (CHRIS) FROM ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE WITH A MASSIVE GORE THAT NEARLY KILLED JETSTER! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY! RHYNO (CHRIS) PINS JETSTER!

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THREE! RHYNO (CHRIS) HAS DONE IT!

The crowd cheer and chant for the man beast as he quickly escapes the ring holding his head – he got hurt in this match, but somehow he managed to come out on top, finishing it off with a devastating Gore to Jetster! He celebrates his victory, and he goes on to take part in the SRW Euro-Continental Championship match next week on Eclipse!

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The winner of this match – Rhyno (Chris)

Thanks for reading, Ant.

JR: We are now awaiting the arrival of the Undertaker. Finally, the dead man is back.

*Kurt Angles music plays*
*The crowd are chanting ‘you suck’*

King: Why do these people always disrespect this guy?

Kurt Angle goes for a Microphone.

Kurt: Well, it looks like Undertaker is not here so I suppose I win by default.

*The lights go dim*
GONG!

King: JR look!
JR: It’s the Undertaker! He’s back and ready to fight!
King: It looks like Kurt has just wet himself!
JR: Smoke has filled this arena. This is an eerie feeling as the dead man makes his way down the ramp. Wait! What’s Kurt doing?
King: He must have a death wish JR!

Kurt rushes up to the Undertaker

JR: Angle now, with those right hands pummelling the Undertaker (Cong Man).
Viscous shots to the back. Oh, wait! The Undertaker has that huge hand gripped around Angle’s throat. The Choke Slam on the steel ramp. Oh my God that could be it right there.
King: The match hasn’t even started yet JR!
JR: Well that may be, but The Undertaker now, is dragging the remains of what is left of the Olympic Gold medallist, Kurt Angle to the ring.

Kurt Angle is rolled into the middle of the ring. The Undertaker goes for the pin

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Aww, and Kurt Angle, just able to kick out. How did he kick out of that?
The Undertaker, Irish whipping Kurt Angle into the turnbuckle. Undertaker running up at him, with a hard clothesline. Angle seems a little dazed now. Undertaker now running into the ropes on the other side of the ring and hitting Angle hard with a flying shoulder block.
King: How is Angle still standing JR?

JR: Since Angle run up to the Undertaker, he has not been able to create any offence for himself. The Deadman now, pulling Angle’s body to the ring apron. The Undertaker exits the ring and a huge elbow to the neck of the Gold Medallist.
And you have got to know what’s next King. This is vintage Undertaker offence. Undertakers on the apron... and a large, unforgiving leg drop. Taker shows no mercy against his opposition. The Deadman grabs Angle and puts him on his shoulders, runs toward the ring post and Angle counters, pushing Takers body and skull straight in to the metal post. Perhaps Angle is now building some momentum.

King: Ugghhh!

JR: The Undertaker is now bleeding from the head. How fast did the Undertaker go into that ring post, to bust him open?

Angle: WOOOO!

JR: Angle, now toying with the Undertaker with blow after blow to the wound that is now bleeding profusely. Angle sliding in and out of the ring to restart the ten count.
Kurt, now locking his hands tightly round the back of the Undertaker and a Belly to belly suplex on the outside of the ring! We haven’t seen anything like that in ages.
Wait! The sit up! The Undertaker just sat up. How could that be humanly possible?

King: He ain’t human!

JR: The fear of Satan has filled Kurt Angle' face. He must be saying to himself, if that doesn't get the job done, what will? The Undertaker now, with a vicious kick to the mid section.

King: They are right in front of our table JR!

JR: King, I think we better get out of here. Taker has Angle between his legs. It could be a last ride! Oh my god, Kurt Angle counters and back tosses Taker through our table and all the way to hell.

The crowd chant Holy S***

JR: A small smirk has grown on Angles face.
King: Why hasn’t the referee stopped this match?
JR: Taker is pouring with blood. His body is being racked with pain, and Kurt Angle throws the tortured Undertaker back into the ring. He goes for the pin.

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And a kick out. Just barley, Taker is able to kick out with the last few breaths left in him. I thought that it was it there King, and Angle cannot believe it.
The straps come down on Kurt Angle and locks in the Ankle lock. Undertaker is screaming in pain.

King: He’s gonna tap JR! I know it!

JR: You should here the screams of pain coming from the Undertaker. Kurt is going to break the Ankle of the dead man.

King: Wait! Who’s that JR?

JR: Its Kane! Kane is at the top of the ramp, staring at Angle. Angle releases the Ankle lock. He’s shouting at Kane. What has the big red machine got to do with Angle?

King: Are you thinking what I’m thinking JR?

JR: What are you suggesting? That the...

King: I ain’t suggesting anything. Look at that!

JR: Kane is going back to the locker room and Undertaker is stalking Kurt Angle.

King: Look behind you Kurt

JR: Kurt turns around. The Undertaker lifts Angle onto his shoulder. King, will it be, yes it will, the tombstone piledriver delivered to our Olympic gold medallist.
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DING! DING! DING!

JR: That’s it. Its over. The Undertaker has made a triumphant return to SRW only to come back and beat Angle in this slobber knocker of a match. Aw King, look at those eyes. Nevertheless, you have to wonder what Kane had to do with all of this. He came out and stared down Kurt Angle. We have got to see what will happen next time on SRW

We’re back on Eclipse and we are just about to find out one of the participants in the triple threat for Benoit’s (Grandprix) newly won SRW World Championship. The most logical challenger would be RVD (Afrojoe) but the stipulation was that the loser of the title match was not allowed a rematch in a bid to end the feud that had been raging for months.

Now 4 challengers have emerged. Jericho (Figo) came out to the ring earlier on tonight and said that he was quitting the bWo, who he felt was holding him back. After trashing the fans and calling himself a legend, this brought out HBK (Lipe). It looked like it would be HBK V Jericho for the shot but it wasn’t over yet. HBK floored Jericho and Brock Lesnar (Chrissy P) arrived. He said he wasn’t interested in a fight with The Rock (Starlight) because the title is more important to him. He then beat on HBK and said that his inclusion in proceedings was only a matter of time. He was right as Brock takes on HBK and The Rock takes on Jericho. The winners meet Benoit in a triple threat match.

The stakes are high as we head towards the match. Hold on, we’ve got a camera following Brock Lesnar backstage. He’s looking psyched and is heading towards the ring. There are a few open doors and objects in his way so he kicks them out of his way. The cameraman also gets in his way and is sent tumbling to the floor.

Here Comes The Pain as Brock Lesnar’s music hits and he heads to the ring. He jumps on the apron and the pyros go off. Brock (Chrissy P) has been solely focused on getting the title and although he was attacked by The Rock (Starlight) and won the Buried Alive match on a technicality, he continues his focus on that title with the possibility of revenge on The Rock at Spun Out with the title on the line.

He thinks he’s cute, so it must be HBK (Lipe)! The crowd go nuts for the legend! HBK had a legends match with Stone Cold (Jae) and he won that. HBK is on double duty tonight but it’s not so bad with 4 other guys in his corner in the 5 on 5-tag match. He’ll just have to hope that Brock Lesnar doesn’t give him a complete mauling in this crucial match.

HBK chants start ringing out in the arena as Brock and HBK circle each other in the ring. The bell rings and the match is officially underway! Brock and HBK lock up and Brock throws HBK to the mat with authority! Brock wastes no time and kicks HBK in the midsection, forcing him to the corner. Brock starts choking HBK out with the boot, leading to the ref breaking it up. Brock goes straight back to choking him but with his hands instead! The ref intervenes and gives Brock a telling off.

This is HBK’s advantage and as soon as the ref moves, HBK (Lipe) with a couple of swift kicks to the midsection! It’s not enough as HBK gets a huge knee attack to the gut from Lesnar (Chrissy P)! Lesnar whips HBK to the opposite turnbuckle; HBK bounces off, Brock with a belly-to-belly throw! Brock is in complete control and is standing over HBK. HBK kicks at Brock’s leg and gets him to one knee and it’s just enough time for HBK to duck to the outside. Smart thinking from HBK.

HBK doesn’t have long to recover as Brock immediately chases out of the ring and back on the offensive. HBK is holding his own in the slugfest but Brock is too strong. HBK goes low! HBK backs off and takes a run up… Brock lifts HBK up above his head! What is he going to do? OOOH!! He drops HBK on the security barrier! Brock doesn’t wait and rams HBK’s back into the steel ring post! Brock rolls HBK into the ring and goes for the cover!

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KICK OUT! It’s still a bit early but it’s been an awesome power display so far by Lesnar. Brock picks HBK (Lipe) up, goes for the snake eyes on the turnbuckle, HBK wriggles free, and Brock (Chrissy P) turns round, kick DDT combo by HBK! HBK goes up to the top turnbuckle… MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! INSTANT COVER!

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BROCK POWERS OUT!! It was a good strong quick set of moves that caught Brock out. Can he capitalise on it? HBK spots Brock Lesnar getting to his feet, HBK runs off the ropes, flying elbow by HBK! HBK kips up! HBK is tuning it up! Brock is getting to his feet…

POWERFUL FALLING SPINEBUSTER BLOCKS HBK’S SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HBK holds his back in pain! Brock (Chrissy P) puts HBK (Lipe) in a reverse chin lock and starts applying the pressure! HBK is beginning to fade as the crowd start getting involved. HBK is starting to fight back; he’s back on his feet! HBK is fighting with a few elbows to the gut and this makes Brock release the hold, HBK bounces off the ropes…

OOOH!! HBK runs into a Brock Lesnar clothesline! HBK gets up fairly quickly but Brock comes up and gives HBK a German Suplex to send HBK to the mat once again! I think Brock has had enough of this match! He signals for the F5! Brock can’t be bothered to wait for HBK to get to his feet so he picks him up! HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE F5!!

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! HBK OUT OF NOTHING!! HBK somehow managed to float behind Lesnar (Chrissy P) and as he turned, he caught the Sweet Chin Music in the face! HBK GOES FOR THE COVER!!

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WHAT THE HELL? JERICHO HAS ARRIVED!! Jericho (Figo) has pulled the ref out of the ring and laid him out! HBK (Lipe) hasn’t seen it! HBK is a bit confused and turns round… THWACK!! CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!! Jericho has turned the tables and HBK is down! Both wrestlers are down and the crowd are screaming for HBK to get to his feet! Brock is the first on his feet and HBK is still down. Brock lifts up HBK… F5!! F5!!! THE REF HAS BEEN ROLLED INTO THE RING BY JERICHO!! THE REF MAKES A WEARY COUNT!!

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KICK OUT!! HBK KICKED OUT!! CLASSIC HBK RESILIENCE!! The ref collapses and Brock is getting angrier by the second. Jericho slides the chair into the ring! The crowd are going bananas!! THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS RUNNING TO THE RING AND RUNS STRAIGHT THROUGH JERICHO!! Brock is waiting for HBK to get to his feet with a chair in his hand!

ROCK BOTTOM ON JERICHO ON THE OUTSIDE!! The Rock slides into the ring and spins Brock (Chrissy P) around! ROCK BOTTOM!! The Rock (Starlight) has cleared everything up and takes Jericho (Figo) back up the ramp and into the back. Both wrestlers are starting to get to their feet; Brock still has that chair in his hand. They are both on their feet shakily; the ref is still down, Brock with the chair…

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HE KICKS THE CHAIR ON BROCK’S FACE!! HBK (Lipe) slides the chair out of the ring and almost collapses into the cover!! Will the ref be able to make the count? He’s moving slightly…

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HBK HAS WON IT!! He will be in the triple threat title match with Benoit (Grandprix) and either The Rock or Chris Jericho! The Rock has returned to the top of the ramp!

“Brock Lesnar! You want to know why The Rock came down and whupped your ass? Roll the footage!”

Brock is walking in the back before the match, slamming doors. Oh no! He slammed a door in the face of The Rock!

“That’s right, Lesnar! You slammed a door in The Rock’s face! Nobody does that to The Rock! Don’t think this is over Lesnar. You will go one on one with the Great One! IF YOU SMELLLLLLALALALAAALOOOW WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKING!”

WINNER: HBK (LIPE)

We’re back on Eclipse and we have a grudge match between Jetster and Stone Edge (Jae). Jetster has been on the receiving end of a load of beatings over recent weeks, one at the hands of Anarchy and a broken nose at the hands of Stone Edge. Jetster got a measure of revenge by attacking Stone Edge inside the Elimination Chamber and both have agreed to settle this one on one tonight!

It seems that Stone Edge has something on his mind as Limp Bizkit blares out in the arena! Stone Edge has been busy trying to set up this 5 on 5 tag team match and concentrate on this match. The crowd boo his arrival in the ring.

“I’ve had enough of people pushing me and DoA around! I should be the Champion right now but I’m here wrestling Jetster tonight because he cost me the chance to be Champion. Well, no more Mr. Nice Guy! Jetster, get down to this ring and you had better bring some weapons with you because this is now a Hardcore match! Oh, and no one is going to interfere!”

“CKY” plays in the arena and Jetster runs to the ring to settle this once and for all! Stone Edge (Jae) jumps out of the ring and meets Jetster halfway up the ramp and they trade punches! I can tell that this isn’t going to be pretty. Stone Edge starts to get the upper hand and forces Jetster back towards the entranceway. Stone Edge whips Jetster into the set! Jetster falls to the floor and Stone Edge signals for the Power Stone! He wants to finish this early! He points to the floor! He’s going to drop Jetster off the stage! He sets him up…

STONE EDGE FLIES OFF THE STAGE!! Stone Edge went for the Power Stone but Jetster reversed it and pushed Stone Edge off the stage! I guess Jetster just has to pin him now. Amazingly, Jetster looks down and sees Stone Edge on his feet, although he is stumbling about. Jetster is going for something high impact, waits for Stone Edge to turn round…

JETSTER FLIES INTO A LOAD OF ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!! Jetster went for a flying crossbody but Stone Edge (Jae) caught him, kind of, and threw him into the electrical equipment. Stone Edge wants to go in there and continue the fight but medical teams force Stone Edge back. There is some concern because there are a lot of exposed wires.

JETSTER APPEARS AND SMACKS STONE EDGE WITH A CHAIR!! Well, I’m totally baffled. Jetster looked like he had been possibly electrocuted and in serious trouble but he appears unscathed with a chair! Jetster lines Stone Edge up… CRACK!! Over the head of Stone Edge goes the chair! Jetster goes for the cover!

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STONE EDGE KICKS OUT!! Jetster isn’t too disappointed, as he wants to beat on Stone Edge some more. Jetster kicks Stone Edge (Jae) in the gut and then grabs him by the head. It looks like Jetster is leading Stone Edge to the back! Jetster spots what he wants and drags and unwilling Stone Edge to it. Stone Edge has wriggled free and they begin trading blows. Stone Edge goes low! Stone Edge sees a trunk and plants Jetster’s head on it!

Jetster is slumped on the trunk while Stone Edge searches for another weapon. Stone Edge grabs a trolley and runs at full speed towards Jetster! Stone Edge rams the trolley into Jetster! I think it caught Jetster in the leg! Stone Edge sets Jetster up again for the Power Stone!

NO!! Jetster again reverses and hits a reverse DDT! It was a good thing too because I think Stone Edge was going to Power Stone Jetster on the trolley! Jetster takes control and plants Stone Edge (Jae) on the trolley! Jetster wheels Stone Edge around until he finds…

A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!! JETSTER PUSHES THE TROLLEY DOWN THE STAIRS!! Stone Edge is left in a crumpled mess at the bottom of the stairs! Jetster goes to the bottom of the stairs and goes for the cover!!!

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KICK OUT!! STONE EDGE KICKS OUT!! Well, Jetster seems a little shocked but continues on. It seems that we are in the parking lot. Jetster leans Stone Edge (Jae) up against a car, Jetster climbs up and bulldogs Stone Edge, face first into the concrete! Jetster lines Stone Edge up; Stone Edge turns towards Jetster, KICK TO THE FACE, TAJIRI STYLE! JETSTER GOES TO THE COVER!

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KICK OUT!! The frustration is starting to mount and Jetster continues his relentless attack and rams Stone Edge into a car door! What impact! That was sick! Jetster drags Stone Edge towards a van; Jetster climbs up on the van…

FLYING ELBOW!!! MISSED!! STONE EDGE ROLLS UNDER THE VAN!! JETSTER HOLDS HIS ELBOW IN AGONY AS IT HITS THE CONCRETE!! Stone Edge (Jae) rolls out from the other side and stumbles towards a car, opens the door and gets in. Jetster is hurting but he knows he could be in danger if Stone Edge starts that car. Jetster drags Stone Edge out of the car!

Jetster throws Stone Edge onto the bonnet and Jetster climbs on. Jetster stands on the roof and grabs Stone Edge, very gingerly though as Jetster continues to avoid using his elbow. Unfortunately, he’ll need to put that pain behind him if he wants to lift Stone Edge for the Money Maker. It’s exactly what Jetster is looking for! JETSTER HAS STONE EDGE IN POSITION FOR THE MONEY MAKER!!!!

STONE EDGE LIFTS JETSTER UP AND BACK BODY DROPS JETSTER ON THE CAR BONNET!! STONE EDGE GRABS JETSTER AND GOES FOR THE POWER STONE!!!

CONNECTS!! INSTANT PIN!

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STONE EDGE SURVIVES AND WINS!! A replay of the finish reveals that Stone Edge made sure that Jetster landed on his elbow when he did the Power Stone.

Stone Edge wins the grudge match and has now got to focus on helping DoA against Shawn Michaels and his team.

WINNER: STONE EDGE (JAE)

SRW Euro-Continental Championship Match:

Stipulation - No Finishers

Rhyno (c)(Jetster) Vs Triple H (Ant) Vs Kane (Starlight)

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Welcome back to SRW Eclipse. We’re just about geared up for the next match of the night. It’s going to be Rhyno (Jetster) defending his Euro-Continental title against The Game, Triple H (Ant) and also The Big Red Machine, Kane (Starlight)! Not only are you gonna see this match though… It’s going to have a stipulation in that no contender can use his finishing manoeuvre!

At Break-Down, Rhyno managed to overcome Triple H and successfully defend his Euro-Continental title but there were incidents of Kane getting involved. Can Rhyno beat Triple H AND Kane? We’ll find out soon enough…

Motorhead begins to blare out of the speakers here at SR Towers. We all know whose about to walk down the ramp… Triple H (Ant) steps out onto the ramp-way with a bottle of water at hand. He stops on the stage and pours it down his face. The Game carries on walking down the ramp until he gets to the ring. He climbs onto the apron and has a swig of water before chucking his bottle to the side. HHH looks out to the fans and sprays water out of his mouth straight at ‘em! He then steps under the rope and into the ring awaiting his opponents. Triple H certainly looks confident considering what’s ahead of him.

*BANG* Fireworks go off and The Big Red Machine, Kane (Starlight) begins to walk down the ramp to some heavy music. It’s not long before he’s in the ring. The fans cheer as Triple H jumps out of the ring. Kane raises his arms up into the air slowly… And back down they come! *BANG* Fireworks shoot out of all four turnbuckles. Triple H stares up at Kane… I think that he now realises what sort of a monster he is up against. Kane stands high in the ring and looks up the ramp awaiting the champ.

And here he comes! Rhyno’s music hits and the Euro-Continental champion emerge’s from behind the curtain. He’s got his game face on and looks ready to dish out some serious beatings! The fans cheer as Rhyno quickly jumps into the ring. He hands his belt to referee, Mike Chioda (Loki) and then stares down both his opponents. Kane looks down at him through his mask as Triple H re-enters the ring and warms up for this match.

Official Mike Chioda asks for the bell to be rang… *Ding Ding* …And this match is underway! All three competitors circle the ring watching the competition. The Game is the first to make a move as he whispers something into Kanes ear. It looks as if Rhyno is about to be singled out. Triple H leads the assault with a couple of right hands to the champ. Rhyno fights back with some lefts until Kane comes in with a giant clothesline! Triple H smiles and the fans boo…

…But Kane turns around! He’s got Triple H by the throat! What’s he gonna do? It can’t be a chokeslam! He pushes The Game into the corner of the ring and starts hitting him with some heavy rights; and now some left hands; and some more rights until Triple H kicks him in the mid-section! Kane leans over and is taken down with a DDT! Triple H gives a look of relief but doesn’t see Rhyno running at him! Clothesline! Rhyno stomps on Triple H a few times before choking him on the mat for a couple of seconds! He then turns his sights to the risen Kane.

The Big Red Machine begins to exchange punches with the Man Beast. It looks quite even. Both men are giving their all. Ouch! Rhyno dives straight into Kanes right knee! The monster falls to the mat and Rhyno continues to work on him. He repeatedly stomps on Kanes right knee. The monster screams as Rhyno gets ready to lock in a submission… But No! Triple H gets him from behind with a few right hands and a Belly To Back Suplex!

The Game now sees an opening with Kanes knee hurting. He drops a few elbows onto the right leg of Kane before locking in THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! He’s taking a page out of Ric Flairs book! Kane screams in pain and tries to get to the ropes but they’re too far away! Is he gonna tap and pass on Rhyno’s title to The Game?

NO! Kane turns over the move and reverses the pain! Triple H screams but quickly manages to get to the ropes. The Big Red Machine is forced to break the hold.

He does so and lies along the centre of the ring. Triple H rolls out of the ring as Rhyno begins to get up. Kane crawls to the top left turnbuckle of the ring and tries to pull himself to his feet. His knee causes him a bit of trouble but he finally does it! He moves around and faces the centre of the ring… Here comes Rhyno! The Man Beast runs at Kane! What’s he going to do? It looks like another dive at the knees but NO! Kane Moves!

He then shoves Rhyno into the referee, Mike Chioda knocking him down lightly. Kane measures up Rhyno seeing an opportunity. CHOKESLAM! Kanes knee collapses from under him and he falls down to the mat! He would’ve been out of this match if it wasn’t for that shove of Rhyno knocking the referee down!

Rhyno is out and Kane is down… Here comes The Game! Triple H steps into the ring and smiles. He locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock on Kane for the second time in this match-up! The monster screams in pain! Is he about to tap? Yeah! He’s tapping! But the referee is still down! Triple H lets go of the hold and tries to check up on Mike Chioda but wait a minute…

THAT’S JONNY HAMMER (CHRISSY P)! What brings him to this EC Title match? Triple H looks down the ramp and assumes it’s him he wants… but why? Hammer jumps into the ring and looks Triple H in the eye. He then… SHAKES THE HAND OF THE GAME! What’s this all about?!

Rhyno is getting to his feet… Hammer exits the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside. He re-enters the ring just as Rhyno is to a vertical basis… *BANG* Straight across the skull of Rhyno! The fans boo as the champ falls to the mat. Triple H smiles and goes to cover Rhyno. He’s out cold! This one’s over…

Jonny Hammer sees that referee Mike Chioda is still down and helps him see the light! Chioda slowly counts…

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NO! OMG! ITS KURT ANGLE (GP) AND EDGE (RM18)! Angle hits the ANGLE SLAM ON JONNY HAMMER whilst Edge pulls Triple H (Ant) to his feet. Mike Chioda (Loki) is out again? Huh?! EDGE HITS THE SPEAR ON TRIPLE H!

Angle and Edge shout trash at Triple H and Jonny Hammer as they exit the ring and head to the back.

Lets watch a replay in slow motion of what just happened to try and see what happened to referee, Mike Chioda…

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Edge and Angle slide into the ring in slow motion. Angle gets straight onto hitting the Angle Slam as Edge heads behind Chioda looking to get to Triple H. He walks round but catches the referees head, quickly but hard, with his boot. Ouch!

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So there we have it. It was actually Edge who took out the referee.

Now we’re left with carnage all over the ring. Rhyno (Jetster) is still out cold from that chair shot earlier. Triple H is down after the Spear. Jonny Hammer is still out here, but down after that Angle Slam. He hit the mat hard! The only person moving at all is Kane (Starlight)! The big red monster is trying to use the ring ropes to get to his feet. He’s still having knee trouble…

Kane eventually gets to his feet and turns around. He looks around as Triple H begins to show signs of movement. Rhyno is also beginning to try and pull himself to his feet. He’s bust open from that chair shot!

Blood trickles down the Man Beasts head as he tries to get to his feet! Triple H is almost up now. Rhyno is getting there…

Kane (Starlight) is signalling for a Chokeslam! But whose’ going for the ride? Triple H (Ant) gets up and walks around in a daze… AND KANE HAS GOT HIM BY THE THROAT! Rhyno (Jetster) gets up barely too… WHAT? KANE HAS GOT RHYNOS THROAT WITH HIS OTHER HAND! IT CAN’T BE…

IT CAN! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM STRAIGHT TO HELL! Woah! Triple H rolls straight out of the ring because out how he lands as Rhyno lands right down on his back. Perfect! The Big Red Machine then sees Jonny Hammer running at him… BIG BOOT! Hammer flies over the top rope and lands hard! Kane almost collapses at the pain of his knee but he’s so close to winning the title and he knows it! Kane covers Rhyno…

…BUT THE REFEREE IS STILL DOWN! Anyway, what was Kane thinking? If he wasn’t down, The Big Red Machine would be outta here now by disqualification! Mike Chioda (Loki) has missed sooo much…

Kane pulls the referee round and re-covers Rhyno. He sslloowwllyy counts…


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3! OMG! NEW EURO-CONTINENTAL CHAMPION! The Big Red Machine makes short work of the celebration and as soon as he gets hold of the title, he limps straight back up the ramp. The fans cheer! I think they were impressed by the double chokeslam!

Kane disappears to the back as Jonny Hammer gets to his feet. He doesn’t look happy! Hammer walks back up the ramp alone holding on to his back.

Kane (Starlight) has won the EC Title. Will Rhyno (Jetster) get a re-match anytime soon? What’s up with Triple H (Ant), Jonny Hammer (Chrissy P), Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and Edge (RM18).

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Thanks for reading,

Jae

SRW Eclipse : Edge (RM18) / Kurt Angle (Grandprix) – Carry On Feud :
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We’re back here on SRW Eclipse and up next we are going to see something between Edge (RM18) and Kurt Angle (Grandprix). Let us see what happened at Break-Down between these two :

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Edge (RM18) had stolen Angle’s (Grandprix) medals before the match and then flushed his head down the toilet. Here is what happened at the end of the match :

Kurt Angle (Grandprix) won the match over Edge (RM18), by pin, by hitting the Angle Slam then the Moon Sault off of the top rope. Then this happened :

Kurt Angle (Grandprix) has won over Edge (RM18)! Angle does not celebrate, but straight away rolls out of the ring, has a look under the ring, then grabs something. Angle brings out the object from under the ring, and it is a crow bar. Angle rolls in to the ring with it, AND WACKS EDGE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CROW BAR! Edge’s head is now bust wide open! But Angle does not care, he just leaves Edge bleeding in the ring and walks up the ramp. The camera follows Angle backstage, and the first SRW worker Angle sees, he asks “Where’s Edge’s locker room!?” The SRW worker points left and says “That way.” Angle storms straight to Edge’s locker room, barges the door down, and enters. He sees the safe and walks straight over to it. He holds the crow bar tightly and says, “Like you said Edge, best out of three, and it is two – one to me, so I think I’ll just take my medals back!” Angle yanks the safe open with the crow bar, and grabs the medals out of the safe and kisses them. He takes one hand off of the medals and there is some brown on his thumb, so licks it and then says “Chocolate, DAMN!” Angle takes the tin foil off of the end bit, and bites in to the chocolate medal.

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Will Edge (RM18) give Angle (Grandprix) his medals back? Let’s see as we get back to in the ring action :

* YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME! * Edge (RM18) walks out on to the top of the ramp with a microphone in his hand. He then walks down the ramp and steps in to the ring, then waits for his ‘opponent’ to come out. The Olympic Gold Medallists music hits and Kurt Angle (Grandprix) walks out on to the top of the ramp. He is not in his wrestling gear but in his tracksuit, also he has a microphone in his hand. These two have come out here to talk things out.

Jim Ross : These two have come out here to talk, but I’m almost certain that all hell is going to brake loose.

Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler : I know JR, but I can assure that someone is going to interfere in this.

The crowd are waiting for either Edge (RM18) or Kurt Angle (Grandprix) to speak first. They both put their microphones to their mouths, but Angle is the first to speak and says “Well Edge I won our match fair and square, so hand my medals over!” Edge answers back straight away “You see Kurt I don’t have them with me tonight!” * The crowd cheers! *

Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is as mad as ever, but Edge (RM18) seems to be quite pleased with himself. Angle says “Edge you knew you had to give me my medals back tonight, because I won your crappy ‘best - out - of – three’ thingy two – one! So stop messing me about!” “Alright then,” says Edge “If you. . . . .”

* CRASH! * Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jae) comes out on to the top of the ramp and walks down the ramp, in the way that he walks, and steps in to the ring. Edge (RM18) and Kurt Angle (Grandprix) both hurry out of the ring, dropping their microphones. Austin picks up one of the microphones that Edge or Angle dropped, puts it to his mouth and says “No one cares anything to do with you two so SHUT UP!” * The crowd boo! * Austin goes on to say “People care if Shawn Michaels has an answer for me yet! So do you Shawn?!”

* ARGH! * * ARGH! * * ARGH! * * WHAM! * What the? Let’s see a reply of what just happened : - Shawn Michael’s (Lipe) music was playing, but meanwhile in the ring Steve Austin (Jae) was waiting for HBK to come out, but Edge (RM18) entered the ring AND GAVE A MASSIVE SPERE TO AUSTIN! Back to live action now : - Edge is stomping down Austin, but look who are running down the ramp.

It is Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini), Steve Austin’s DoA team mates,who slide in to the ring. They both smack Edge (RM18) in the back and start laying in to him.Austin , after a minute or so, recovers and gets up. He, as well, starts beating down Edge. Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is looking really pleased from what is happening, he is even sitting down on a steel chair.

Kurt Angle (Grandprix) decides it is time for he, himself, to get involved, as he stand up and grabs the steel chair which he folds together. He is going to cause even more damage to Edge (RM18) with the steel chair. Angle slides in to the ring, as Edge is running back from the ropes after been Irish whipped in to them and Angle raises the chair.

Kurt Angle (Grandprix) swings the steel chair and WHAM! What the? Angle just smacked The Rat (allardini) over the head on purpose! Why!? Steve Austin (Jae) doesn’t realise and hits the Lou threz press on Edge (RM18) and is now punching him. Angle turns around, with the steel chair still in his hands and Electron (Tazz) is running at him. He tries to take Angle down, but Angle swings the chair and WHAM! Straight in to the face of Electron.

Let’s see a replay of what just happened : - Angle (Grandprix) swung the chair looking like he was going for Edge (RM18) but changed the direction and hit The Rat (allardini) full on in the face and then went on to hit Electron full on in the face as well. But why though?

Back to live action now : - Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jae) has now realised what has been happening and gets off of Edge (RM18). He goes over to Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and Angle swings the chair for him, but Austin ducks and charges Angle in to the corner, so he drops the chair, and starts stomping a mud hole in him.

Edge (RM18) gradually starts to make his way up, just as Steve Austin (Jae) is picking up Kurt Angle (Grandprix) for a stunner. Edge is on his knees now and grabs the steel chair that Angle dropped from Austin’s beating. Austin kicks Angle in the mid section and goes for the stunner, but he realises that Edge had the steel chair in his hands and swing for him, but Austin dodges out of the way, but Edge still catches his left elbow.

Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jae) now leaves the ring, walks backwards up the ramp, clutching his left elbow, and away from ringside. Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) have both rolled out the ring now, but both are still down from the chair shot on the out side of the ring.

Edge (RM18) and Kurt Angle (Grandprix) are now standing face to face in the middle of the ring. Edge decides to hold his hand out for friendship. * The crowd look puzzled! * Angle decides to accept the offer and both shake hands in the middle of the ring. * The crowd sort of cheers! * As they only think they only think Angle has joined Edge not the other way round. The two leave together but no one really knows why.

Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler : What the hell just happened there JR?

Jim Ross : I’m not quite sure King but there will be some explaining to do next week on Eclipse.

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Thanks for reading,

Chris.

Welcome back to Eclipse and we’ve got a match that was made earlier tonight when Grandprix came down to thank the fans for their support. Cong Man officially challenged Grandprix to a title shot while on his hospital bed and Grandprix rightly said he’d have to prove he’s ready. Reaver (Ant) and Grandprix were discussing the title situation when Anarchy (DW) interjected himself into proceedings.

Anarchy seemed calmer than when we saw him at the end of Breakdown but he is still seething after his elimination. He said he was ready for the title. Reaver was just about to book Cong Man V Anarchy on a future Eclipse when Scotty (Figo) came out. Scotty said he was fed of being a nearly man and has learned from his mistakes, one of them being his relationship with the fans. He’s turned his back on them and feels the title should be his.

This turn of events gave Reaver (Ant) a dilemma that required all his commissioner skills to work out. Reaver booked Anarchy (DW) V Scotty (Figo), the winner going on to face Cong Man for a shot at the CAW title at the next SRW PPV, Spun Out! Anarchy and Scotty began to advance on Reaver and Grandprix but Reaver wasn’t finished. He announced that he would be the special referee for this match! However, his lack of mobility also led to him to make Grandprix a referee on the outside! We’ve also learned that disqualifications will advance the opponent automatically meaning they will have to be on their best behaviour. It comes down to whether Reaver wants to disqualify anyone or not if an incident occurs.

We have a few taped messages from the participants tonight. First up, Anarchy.

“Reaver, if you think I’ve forgotten about the Elimination Chamber, I haven’t! If you think I’ve forgotten about all the pain and misery I caused you, I haven’t! I’ve not finished inflicting pain and suffering into your life and when I become champion, nothing will be able to stop me from destroying everyone in the locker room, destroying this pathetic fed from the inside and destroying you and everything you hold dear!”

Anarchy kicks the camera over and leaves. A stark warning to Reaver but I get the feeling he isn’t particularly focused on the opponent. We’ve got Scotty’s segment next.

“How dare you, Reaver! How dare you continue to test my ability! Also, how dare you put me in a match so soon after the Elimination Chamber! Well, never mind, I’m still going to beat Anarchy and then beat Cong Man, who seems to have been in hospital longer than in the ring! Cong Man is washed up. I’m the future, I’m the greatest and I will be the next Champion!”

Again, it seemed that Scotty was more interested in attacking Reaver and Cong Man then his match with Anarchy. Well, they’ll have to be focused, as the match is next!

“The Chain” plays out in the arena and Grandprix heads to the ring. “My Sacrifice” plays very quickly after Grandprix’s and Reaver (Ant) heads down the ramp. Grandprix and Reaver show their respect for the fans by slapping their hands on the way down the ramp. Reaver climbs into the ring, Grandprix sits on the outside and they await the arrival of the two participants.

“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!” and here comes Scotty! Scotty (Figo) has yet another chance to show himself as a title contender. Will he get past Anarchy (DW) and Cong Man and get his hands on the CAW title?

“Ruby Solo” plays out and here comes Anarchy! Anarchy has become more sinister and monster like in recent months. The fans hate the new Anarchy, who turned his back on Parental Advisory. The fans don’t like Scotty either. Anarchy has had an unhealthy obsession with Reaver and the CAW title. Will he be the one to challenge Grandprix at Spun Out?

Scotty (Figo) and Anarchy (DW) are on opposite sides of the ring now and they both stare at Reaver (Ant). They both turn their attention to each other and walk to the centre of the ring. They look into each other’s eyes, trying to instil some fear into the opponent. Reaver calls for the bell and this match is underway! Anarchy and Scotty begin to exchange words and Anarchy launches a vicious right hand to Scotty, knocking him down to the mat!

Anarchy wastes little time and grabs Scotty by the head, driving his knee into the gut of Scotty. Anarchy throws Scotty into the corner and hits an elbow into the face of Scotty! Anarchy starts choking Scotty in the corner! Reaver immediately gets involved and tries to break the hold! Anarchy releases and plants Scotty with a snake eyes on the turnbuckle!

Scotty (Figo) falls to the mat and Anarchy (DW) again begins choking the life out of Scotty! Reaver (Ant) drags Anarchy off of Scotty and verbally declares that he won’t stand for anymore of that. Anarchy just smiles evilly, bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop. Anarchy goes for the cover!

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Anarchy lifts Scotty’s head off the mat and slams it back to the mat again! Anarchy knew Scotty was going to kick out so he decided to inflict more damage. Anarchy picks up Scotty and whips him off the ropes… big boot knocks Scotty down and Anarchy drops an elbow to the midsection. Scotty quickly gets to his knees, Anarchy tries to pick Scotty up, Scotty hits some desperation elbows to the gut of Anarchy, Anarchy backs away, and Scotty runs off the ropes…

BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!! Scotty (Figo) flies over the ropes after Anarchy (DW) lifted him over and Scotty falls to the outside hard! Grandprix rushes round to check that the match can continue and is satisfied that Scotty can go on. Anarchy climbs out of the ring and Reaver (Ant) begins the count. Anarchy doesn’t even bother picking Scotty up and just throws him into the steel steps! What impact! Anarchy picks up Scotty and bashes his head into the steps! NO! Scotty blocks it and hits Anarchy with numerous shots to the chest. Anarchy’s head goes into the steel steps! It didn’t affect Anarchy much so Scotty bulldogs Anarchy into the steps! What a move!

Scotty quickly realises that Reaver is up to 7 on the count and slides in the ring. I think he will settle for a cheap count out victory. Reaver counts 8 and Anarchy is a little shaken and is slumped on the apron. Reaver counts 9 and Anarchy looks straight into the eyes of Scotty! He was sandbagging and Anarchy slides into the ring and breaks the count!

Scotty (Figo) tries to keep Anarchy (DW) on the mat as he slid into the ring but Anarchy seems fairly unfazed by the shots. Anarchy fights his way to his feet under a barrage of shots and blocks a right hand. Anarchy whips Scotty off the ropes, Anarchy goes for a belly-to-belly throw, Scotty holds on! Scotty hits a belly-to-belly throw! Scotty has to be quick, as Anarchy seems to shrug off pain quite easily. Scotty goes for the legs and LOCKS IN THE CRAZYSTRETCH!! ANARCHY IS IN TROUBLE!!

Anarchy is still stuck in the submission hold and is in pain but he isn’t showing it! Reaver (Ant) continues to ask if he wants to quit but Anarchy quickly replies no or shakes his head. Anarchy is slowly being worn down but you have to give Anarchy some credit. His endurance is quite astounding and he has been in this move for quite a while!

Scotty continues to wrench the move in, continues to drain, sap the energy out of Anarchy. Anarchy is refusing to tap out but his resistance is noticeably dropping! SCOTTY RELEASES THE HOLD! SCOTTY GOES FOR THE COVER!!

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SHOULDER UP BY ANARCHY!! SCOTTY TRIES THE COVER AGAIN!

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AGAIN! ANARCHY WITH THE SHOULDER UP! Anarchy (DW) must have been in that submission for a good few minutes and looks a little drained. Scotty (Figo) drags Anarchy towards the corner and Scotty climbs the turnbuckle! CRAZYSAULT!! CRAZYSAULT CONNECTS!! INSTANT COVER!!

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SHOULDER UP! ANARCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Hats off to Anarchy. He has been put through the mill but still kicks out! Scotty seems frustrated and goes over to Reaver (Ant), complaining that he should have had a three count. Scotty gets nowhere with Reaver and goes outside the ring! SCOTTY GRABS A CHAIR!! Grandprix is immediately over there and tries to grab the chair! CRACK!! Scotty smacks the chair over Grandprix’s head! Will that be a DQ? Reaver goes outside the ring to check on Grandprix and then declares…

THIS MATCH CONTINUES!! Grandprix wants this to continue so we continue on. Reaver tries to quickly get in the ring but it’s too late. Anarchy is on his feet… CRACK! SCOTTY WITH THE CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF ANARCHY! NO! ANARCHY AVOIDS THE CHAIR, GRABS IT OFF SCOTTY AND SMACKS HIM WITH IT! Reaver finally ends the madness and takes the chair off of Anarchy. It’s another dilemma for Reaver. What is he going to do?

WHAM! REAVER SMACKS THE CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF ANARCHY! I guess he is levelling the score! Reaver (Ant) hands the chair to Grandprix on the outside and begins the count.

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Scotty (Figo) is on his feet and climbs the turnbuckle! CRAZYSAULT!! CRAZYSAULT CONNECTS AGAIN! Anarchy (DW) was close enough to the turnbuckle and he hits his finisher! Scotty doesn’t seem interested in the cover and goes up again! CRAZYSAULT AGAIN!! Scotty still doesn’t go for the cover! CRAZYSAULT FOR A THIRD TIME!! SCOTTY FINALLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!

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SCOTTY BEATS ANARCHY AND GOES ON TO FACE CONG MAN!! I guess you could say Reaver (Ant) inadvertently cost Anarchy (DW) the match. Grandprix grabs his title and heads up the ramp and into the back. Reaver sees that Scotty (Figo) is more interested in celebrating his victory and he heads up the ramp.

“Cut… the… music! Cut it now!”

Anarchy has got a microphone!

“That’s it Reaver! I’ve had enough! You keep interfering, keep sticking your nose in my business and now it’s time for you to pay the penalty. All those things I did to you before the Elimination Chamber, they will look inferior to what I’m going to do you now! I’m challenging you Reaver, to a match at Spun Out! I don’t care what kind of match it is but it will be Anarchy versus Reaver one on one! That is if you make it there! I’d watch my back or this might happen to you!”

EXPLICIT LYRICS ON SCOTTY!! Scotty (Figo) was completely unaware and was still celebrating! Reaver (Ant) and Anarchy (DW) stare each other down. We are in for an intense few weeks heading up to Spun Out!

WINNER: SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)

We are back at SRW Breakdown, and joining you in the announcers chair is the self-proclaimed ˜Busiest Essay Writing Player in the Game RM18”! Still to come is the much-anticipated Elimination Chamber match, but before that we have ANOTHER first here on SRW Buried Alive Match between the Undertaker and a rejuvenated Brock Lesnar! There is definitely an aura of the unexpected over this PPV, and the first ever Buried Alive match is adding to that.

Last week on an SRW House Show Brock Lesnar gave us a resounding show with a confident victory over Goldberg, a match in which the Undertaker refereed surprisingly down the middle, if anything helping Lesnar - a possible smart psychological ploy, and reminiscent of the Phenom of old. We are just moments away from seeing if that will have any part to play in tonight’s potentially brutal encounter. But first, after a little confusion over what the exact rules of this match up will be, we have organised a little treat (Or maybe not as the case may be), a live video linkup to the one and only

PAUL BEARER, making his first appearance on SRW to tell us the rules!! Over to JR for this

*JR appears on SpecialTron*

JR: Thank you RM18, I am here with Paul Bearer, the former manager of the Undertaker, and his estranged brother Kane, to talk us through the rules of tonight’s Buried Alive match. Paul?

PB: Yes, thank you, and its great to be making my first appearance on SRW, especially on this fantastic setting. Right, lets get down to business - the rules for tonight’s first ever Buried Alive match! At the top of the ramp towards the side of the stage is a small dirt pit, surrounded by tombstones (a sign of things to come? Mwuahahahaha! Ahem), inside of which is an open coffin. The first competitor to

JR: *shouting* MAKE THEIR OPPONENT LOOK LIKE A SCALDED DOG!

PB: No, the fir

JR: A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!!1!!11

PB: No, th…

JR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS KING, THIS IS BY-GOD HEINOUS!!!111111!!!!!1

*Paul Bearer b!tch-slaps JR into silence*

PB: *picking up an all too familiar gold urn* No, the first opponent to force their opponent into the pit, slamming the coffin shut, and then tipping the dirt on the coffin is the winner. This Buried Alive match is No DQ so we can expect much pain and suffering for a certain Brock Lesnar!

Paul Bearer leaves the interview. Those are the rules, let’s do this!

*Brock Lesnar’s music hits*

Here comes the pain! Brock Lesnar confidently struts down to the ramp after doing his customary jig at the top of the ramp, and he’s actually getting a pretty good reception from this crowd. Brock smiles as he hops over the ropes and waits for his opponent.

*Arena goes black as lights go out*

What the hell?!!?

DONG!

What the hell? The crowd erupt!

DONG!

Can it be? It can’t be?

DONG!!

DONG!!

*Undertaker’s old orchestral music hits*

IT’S THE UNDERTAKER, AND HE’S DRESSED IN ROBES! THE EYES ARE ROLLED BACK!
HE’S GONE BACK TO THE DARK SIDE!!!

And wait, whose that beside him… PAUL BEARER! PAUL BEARER IS WITH HIM!! The Undertaker is coming down the ramp looking utterly demonic and dressed in his old robes in an unbelievable twist to tonight’s proceedings, the Undertaker has returned to the dark side, Paul Bearer has actively returned and the match isn’t even underway yet!

Back in the ring, Brock Lesnar’s early confidence looks utterly shattered! The crowd are going nuts as the Undertaker enters the ring and goes eyeball to eyeball with Brock, who is defiantly standing up to him, but has to flinch as the Undertaker rolls his eyes back, Paul Bearer cackling in the background! What a revelation here folks, the Undertaker has come out not on his motorcycle, but with the returning Paul Bearer to really put a truly evil spin on this already mouth-watering Buried Alive Match! BOOM! The pyros explode as the Undertaker removes his robes. Lets get this match underway!

DING DING DING!

Brock Lesnar leans against the ropes and attempts a clothesline! Nothing! The Undertaker doesn’t even move! He tries again. Nothing! Brock is astounded as he rears back his arm and clubs it against the chest of the Undertaker, who simply won’t go down! Left hook by the Undertaker, and Brock collapses to the mat! Again! Again! Lesnar struggles to the turnbuckle and looks in awe at the Undertaker, then slips out of the ring to try and reassess his strategy.

Brock Lesnar cannot believe that his attacks have had no effect on The Undertaker but Paul Bearer seems intent on showing Lesnar where Taker’s power lies. He keeps shouting out about the urn and it annoys Brock Lesnar enough to go after him! Paul Bearer retreats and Lesnar gets spun round and hit with a hard right hand!

The Undertaker is in complete control and whips Lesnar into the steel steps! The Undertaker puts Lesnar on his shoulder and launches him into the ring post! Lesnar doesn’t know whether he is coming and going! Lesnar is stumbling about and gets whipped…

THROUGH THE BARRIERS!! The Undertaker seems to be brimming with power and is unrelenting in showing it! Brock Lesnar, I think, doesn’t know what has hit him! Brock Lesnar recovers fairly quickly and turns to The Undertaker…

OOOH! The Undertaker just rammed the section of barrier into the gut of Lesnar! SMACK!! Straight over the head! Taker drops the barrier and throws Lesnar back towards the ring. Brock Lesnar looks stunned and rather dazed. The Undertaker signals for the Tombstone! He doesn’t pick Brock Lesnar up and starts working on the announcer’s table! Taker places a monitor right in the middle and puts Brock Lesnar on the table. Taker picks him up, puts him into the Tombstone position…

WHAM!! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND ON THE MONITOR AS WELL!! The crowd are going nuts! It has busted Brock open! Taker seems unstoppable! The Undertaker goes to Paul Bearer and is feeding off the ‘energy’ that is coming from that urn. The Undertaker goes down the ramp way and looks at the pit. He picks up a nearby shovel and heads back towards Lesnar. Lesnar is on his knees trying to get to his feet. Taker comes up to Lesnar and raises the shovel! Lesnar fights for his life with a low blow! Taker drops the shovel and Lesnar…

SMACKS TAKER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! OOOH! And again! He is repeatedly smacking Taker over the head with that shovel in some kind of attempt to keep him down. Lesnar drops to his knee, holding his head. Taker sits back up! Lesnar reacts to Taker and hits a suplex from behind. Lesnar needs to get a lot of offence in really quick to try to keep the Undertaker down for any amount of time.

Lesnar continues his newfound momentum and picks up Taker in a bear hug position. Lesnar starts squeezing the life out of the Undertaker. Taker is in a bit of trouble now. Taker starts a mini revival with a couple of shots to the head but Lesnar squeezes harder. Lesnar knows that he can’t win the match like this and must cause damage.

Lesnar still has Taker in the bear hug position and charges into the ring post. Taker’s back smacks off the ring post! Lesnar still had Taker in the bear hug and slams Taker onto the floor with a belly-to-belly slam. Lesnar grabs Taker by the head and rams him into the ring post. Lesnar continues his momentum with some sharp kicks to the midsection. He is kicking Taker up towards the pit!

Taker may have been getting kicked towards the pit but he is making it very difficult for Lesnar. Lesnar is reaching the end of his tether and puts Taker on his shoulders! F5!! F5!! ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! That was vicious! He put all his weight behind that! Lesnar goes and opens the coffin in the pit.

TAKER SITS UP! What is it going to take to keep this man down? Lesnar cannot believe what he is witnessing and quickly goes down and dispatches Taker head first into the big mound of dirt! Lesnar grabs Taker and puts him on his shoulders. He climbs the mound…

F5!! F5!! INTO THE COFFIN!! Lesnar slips slightly after having to do a lot of work and take a lot of punishment to get this far. Lesnar regains his footing and goes to close the coffin. TAKER GRABS LESNAR BY THE THROAT!! Lesnar is struggling to fight out! Taker sits up, still with his hand around Lesnar’s throat…

LESNAR HITS TAKER WITH A SHOVEL!! Taker falls back into the coffin and Lesnar closes the lid! Lesnar has a look of relief on his face but it’s not quite over yet. He needs to dump all the dirt in the scoop of that digger to win completely.

ROCK BOTTOM!! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS!! THE ROCK HAS RETURNED AND ROCK BOTTOMED LESNAR ON TOP OF THE COFFIN! The Rock has got a microphone with him!

“Lesnar, you challenged The Great One. Well, I accept your challenge! Just bring it, jabroni!”

The Rock heads into the digger and dumps the dirt into the pit!

Unbeknown to everyone around the arena, Lesnar has won! The Undertaker was still in the coffin! The Rock leaves and Brock somehow manages to get out from all that dirt that was poured on him. He heads to the back and we are left with Paul Bearer standing over the pit, holding the urn aloft. The crowd are in stunned silence! What has become of The Undertaker?

A hand emerges from the dirt as we end our extra coverage from Breakdown!

WINNER: BROCK LESNAR (CHRISSY P)

*** WRITTEN BY GRANDPRIX ***

WHAM! Big boot to the chair that Grandprix was holding and it hits him in the face! Grandprix falls between the ropes to the outside. Reaver (Ant) couldn’t capitalise on the Grandprix distraction and is scooped up and slammed to the mat with a gorilla press slam by Anarchy (DW)! Anarchy has been obsessed with Reaver for ages and he goes to the broken steel and picks up a bit! Reaver staggers to his feet… CRACK! Anarchy plants the steel on the head of Reaver! CRACK! Grandprix out of nowhere! While Anarchy was busy with Reaver, Grandprix recovered, undid the turnbuckle padding, tied the chair to his feet and dropkicked Anarchy in the face from the top turnbuckle!

We’ve got a spare moment in this match, so let us recap on what has happened so far. We started with 7, 3 started in the ring and they were Reaver, Stone Edge and Hawk. Cong Man was the first allowed out of the chambers and was the first to be eliminated when Hawk chokeslammed him THROUGH the steel that surrounds the ring. Cong Man was taken away by paramedics and his condition has not reached us yet. The referee had no choice but to declare Cong Man eliminated.

We were then down to 6 with 3 in the ring and 3 locked up. Grandprix was next to be released and there were no eliminations until Scotty was released. Reaver put the Stone Walls on Stone Edge and he was forced to tap out and was therefore eliminated. Anarchy then got released meaning everyone was in the match. Anarchy promptly eliminated Hawk, with an assist from Scotty but Scotty was next on the hit list and Anarchy needed no help eliminating Scotty with his ‘Explicit Lyrics’. We’ve got a quarter of the surrounding steel destroyed, two of the 8 glass sections smashed and lots of blood spilt.

Back to the match now and Grandprix has taken the chair off his feet. WHAM! Right across the back of Anarchy. Grandprix is leaving Reaver as Anarchy is the bigger threat. Anarchy rolls over to the corner and Grandprix plants the chair into the face of Anarchy once again by taking a page out of RVD’s book. Grandprix turns round to see Reaver using Grandprix to get to his feet. Grandprix raises the chair…

GRANDPRIX FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDS ON THE STEEL! Anarchy grabbed the chair and Grandprix and literally flung them out of the ring! Anarchy seems unimpressed with Grandprix and continues his pursuit of totally destroying Reaver. Anarchy throws Reaver into the exposed turnbuckle and laughs as Reaver squirms around on the floor. Reaver has gone into this match with an injured knee and started this match off! Anarchy pushes Reaver into the corner and starts unloading punches in Reaver’s face! A quick shot to the knee and Reaver yells out in pain!

Anarchy is totally in control now and throws Reaver across the ring. Another slam to Reaver and Anarchy climbs the turnbuckle; I guess he wants to finish it now! Anarchy flips… AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! He got all of that one! Anarchy goes for the cover!

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ANARCHY PULLS REAVER’S SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT! WHY? Anarchy had Reaver beat! Reaver didn’t look like kicking out. Well, that surprised the majority of the crowd and myself there. Anarchy continues his focus on Reaver, he picks Reaver up, EXPLICIT LYRICS!! Anarchy is laughing over the fallen Reaver! EXPLICIT LYRICS AGAIN!! Why do this, Anarchy? WHOA! Grandprix flies into Anarchy and they both go over the ropes to the steel outside. I think Grandprix just saved Reaver’s career but only just!

I think Grandprix might have landed on some glass because he is getting to his feet rather uncomfortably. There is glass scattered all over the place. Grandprix goes on one knee, there must be something in his back, Anarchy charges!

SMASH!! BELLY-TO-BELLY THROW BY GRANDPRIX!! Anarchy flies straight through the glass of one of the chambers! It’s even worse for Anarchy because that chamber had already had one broken pane and now both are broken! The crowd are on their feet! They cannot believe what they are witnessing here! Careers and maybe even lives are on the line and it’s all for the CAW Heavyweight Championship!

Reaver is still out in the ring and Grandprix is crawling over. This could be it for Reaver! I don’t think anyone could say Reaver hasn’t worked to be in this position. Anarchy’s vendetta against Reaver, his knee injury and every man and his dog attacking that weakness; what a strong competitor! Grandprix goes over and hooks the leg!

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REAVER KICKS OUT!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Reaver looked dead and buried but he found something miraculous to be able to kick out. Grandprix applauds Reaver’s resilience and gets to his feet. He heads over to Anarchy who has got to have glass in almost every part of his body. Anarchy wastes little time in struggling to his feet. Grandprix goes up to Anarchy but he just pushes him aside! Ever since it went to the final 3, Anarchy has focused all his energy on Reaver. It’s as if Grandprix doesn’t exist. What is going through the mind of Anarchy? Has this feud with Reaver become so personal that he could forget about winning the CAW Heavyweight title?

Anarchy is back in the ring but he has failed to deal with Grandprix… FLYING BULLDOG! Good athleticism from Grandprix as he had to balance on the ropes and leap from them. Reaver is actually starting to move! Grandprix spots the movement and just checks to see if Reaver is about to pose any danger to him. He isn’t so he turns back to Anarchy…

CRACK! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT! It reverberated throughout the arena. That split second check of Reaver by Grandprix allowed Anarchy to grab the chair from the outside of the ring and knock Grandprix senseless. If Anarchy covers, he might have him! Anarchy ignores him and goes straight for Reaver! What a show of disdain for the champion!

Anarchy has that evil, sick and twisted look in his eyes as he heads towards Reaver in the corner. Reaver must be in pain all over after the beating he has received but is showing no fear in front of Anarchy. Anger is etched across his face. Anarchy stands over him… LOW BLOW! Reaver hits the low blow and it has bought him some time. The low blow has been used quite a lot in this match. Could this be another shift in the momentum of this match?

Reaver has got to get to his feet and see if his knee can take his weight. Reaver is struggling but he is now on his feet and the crowd are encouraging him to take care of Anarchy! Reaver manages to slam Anarchy and Reaver climbs the turnbuckle! He must be having trouble thinking clearly because this is madness! The crowd are not helping Reaver’s thinking as they cheer him on. Reaver points to the top of the chamber! The crowd go nuts so Reaver goes to the top of the chamber! 450 SPLASH!! 450 SPLASH CONNECTS! Reaver is hurting and it’s an instant cover!

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KICK OUT!! ANARCHY KICKS OUT! Reaver is working on pure adrenaline now and climbs outside the ring again. I think he’s planning another one! GRANDPRIX STOPS HIM! Grandprix speaks to Reaver and Grandprix climbs up to the top! REAVER BOUNCES OFF THE CHAINS! Anarchy is on his feet! He climbs up a bit and grabs Grandprix by the throat!

GRANDPRIX HAS BEEN CHOKE TOSSED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE STEEL!! Anarchy turns straight to Reaver now with that smile again! It’s one on one at the moment with Grandprix hidden in that hole in the steel gratings that surround the ring. Reaver rolled into the ring after he hit the steel and is backing away from Anarchy. Anarchy stands away from Reaver, imploring him to get to his feet. He doesn’t want a second shot to the lower regions.

The standoff continues until Reaver finally gets on his feet. Anarchy starts edging closer… Reaver attempted a kick but Anarchy grabs the leg in time and drives a knee into the gut of Reaver. Anarchy is just toying with Reaver now as he throws Reaver into the exposed turnbuckle with great velocity. Reaver is down again and it looks all over for him now! Anarchy sets him up for the Explicit Lyrics…

REAVER ROLLS THROUGH FOR THE COVER!!

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OH!! SO CLOSE!! ANARCHY KICKS OUT! That has totally enraged Anarchy and is just destroying Reaver with kicks to the midsection while he is still on the floor. He picks Reaver up by the head and slaps him in the face! What a show of disrespect! Anarchy puts Reaver on his shoulder… RUNNING POWERSLAM!! Anarchy is destroying Reaver once again! Oh no! This is what I feared most of all! Anarchy is calling for the Vertebreaker! This could almost certainly end Reaver’s career! Anarchy sets him up…

REAVER STRUGGLES FREE!! I think he escaped by pure fear alone! Reaver landed on the mat and has to pick himself up, Anarchy spins round, Reaver is too slow getting to his feet, and Anarchy throws him across the ring! Anarchy picks up Reaver… EXPLICIT LYRICS!! Well, that is the end of the resistance! ANARCHY PICKS HIM UP AGAIN! EXPLICIT LYRICS!!

NO! CLANG! ANARCHY WAS GOING FOR THE EXPLICIT LYRICS AGAIN BUT GRANDPRIX HIT ANARCHY WITH THE CHAIR!! REAVER LANDS ON ANARCHY!! GRANDPRIX HOOKS THE LEG!

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ANARCHY IS ELIMINATED!! I can’t believe it! Anarchy couldn’t kick out! He was too groggy from the chair shot and he couldn’t fight off both Reaver and Grandprix in the cover! Grandprix is taking no chances and shouts for the door to be opened. Grandprix throws Anarchy out of the Elimination Chamber. Anarchy gets to his feet and he is enraged! He is trying everything he can to get back into the ring! A hoard of referees and wrestlers come out to restrain Anarchy because they know what he is capable of. Anarchy is dragged back kicking and screaming, so to speak, to the back. We are down to the final 2!

The crowd are on their feet. I think everyone deep down expected Anarchy to beat Reaver and have to face Grandprix one on one for the title. We’ve got 2 crowd favourites fighting for the title! Reaver isn’t doing a lot and Grandprix has taken a seat on the top turnbuckle taking a breather. It has been an absolute mammoth of a match and we are ready for the finish.

Grandprix steps down from the turnbuckle as Reaver starts moving and he helps him up! The crowd applaud this display. Grandprix holds on to Reaver until he has fully recovered his balance and they turn and face each other. Grandprix offers a handshake! Reaver doesn’t think twice and the two shake hands! The crowd are going crazy. What a display of respect from both wrestlers here! I’m guessing Grandprix wants this to be as fair as possible. Reaver is struggling with injuries but Grandprix has been put through the ringer as well. Here we go! Who will be the champion?

Grandprix and Reaver circle around the ring, literally feeding off this crowd as they chant their names. Everyone in this match has given 100%, you could question Anarchy’s motivation by continuing to beat on Reaver when he had the fall won, but if he is or will ever think straight, he’ll know he made a mistake. It’s Reaver, the second CAW champion versus Grandprix, the current Champion. They’ve been feuding for a while and they lock up in the centre of the ring. Grandprix gets the upper hand but Reaver pushes him off. Reaver hits Grandprix with a shoulder block and goes for the quick cover but Grandprix gets up quickly.

Reaver isn’t particularly mobile and gets up slowly. Both on their feet and they lock up again. Reaver gets the upper hand but Grandprix uses his head and attacks the knee. Reaver drops to the mat clutching the knee. Grandprix shows his technical side and locks in the Figure 4, really wrenching that knee! Reaver is back in trouble again! How many times have we heard that tonight? Reaver looks in total agony and could be about ready to tap!

The hold seems like it’s been on forever and Reaver is really beginning to fade. The pain must be intense. Reaver needs to find a way out of this… Reaver is beginning to turn… if he turns, he’ll put Grandprix in an Indian Death Lock! Grandprix is forcing Reaver to do it the hard way but putting all the pressure on the injured knee…

AND HE’S MADE IT!! The pressure shifts and Grandprix is the one in trouble! Grandprix quickly switches the pressure back! Reaver has switched it back! The pain is transferring between Reaver and Grandprix! The hold has been released but the damage has been done. Does Reaver have any use of that knee now?

Reaver slides away to the corner and is trying to haul himself onto his feet. Grandprix is a little quicker to his feet and runs at Reaver! Reaver moves… GRANDPRIX HITS THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! REAVER FALLS ONTO GRANDPRIX FOR THE COVER!!

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GRANDPRIX KICKS OUT!! That was close! Reaver knows he must get to his feet. He uses the ropes again and Grandprix is looking a little groggy after all these headshots. Grandprix shakes it off and runs at Reaver! FINISH LINE!! DUCKED!! Flapjack by Reaver! Grandprix gets up, turns round, kick to the midsection… DDT DRIVER!! It didn’t look very clean and he looked pretty shaky on his feet. It took a lot out of Reaver but he is nearby. HE GETS THE COVER!!!

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NEW CHAMPION!! NO! FOOT ON THE ROPES!! The ref didn’t count the 3 and he explains it to Reaver, who seems distraught at being so close but he applauds Grandprix. It didn’t look possible that Grandprix could reach the ropes from there! Reaver needs the assistance of the ropes to get to his feet as Grandprix is just as slow moving. Has anyone got anything left to give?

Reaver is planning on finishing this! Grandprix is almost on his feet… Reaver spins him round when Grandprix let go of the ropes, DDT DRIVER!! NO! Reaver is having a bit of trouble elevating him for the move! DDT DRIVER!! FISHERMAN SUPLEX!!

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REAVER KICKS OUT!! Wow! Reaver was forced to drop Grandprix again and Grandprix used his strength to put Reaver in a fisherman suplex. Grandprix almost defended the title! Reaver again heads to the ropes to get to his feet, Grandprix with the charge… BACK BODY DROP ON THE STEEL!! Reaver just seems to have the slight momentum here!

Reaver steps between the ropes and looks at Grandprix. Grandprix isn’t moving much, Reaver is climbing a chamber! Now is not the time for this! He is almost at the top, Grandprix is moving! He is climbing after him… SUPLEX OFF THE TOP!! What a critical error from Reaver! Grandprix takes the advantage but he hit the steel after that move too!

The crowd are rallying behind both guys here as Grandprix gets up first but he isn’t up for long and falls through the ropes. Reaver is stirring a bit and rolls into the ring before using the ropes yet again for help to his feet. Reaver turns round… CRASH AND BURN!! Grandprix was on his feet and planted him on the mat! GRANDPRIX ROLLS REAVER OVER FOR THE COVER!!!

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KICK OUT!! Well, it was more of a shoulder up. How much more can Reaver take? Grandprix signals for the Finish Line! Reaver is moving again and gets to his feet via the ropes, he turns round in the centre of the ring…

FINISH LINE!!

DUCKED!!

FINISH LINE!!!!

GRANDPRIX CONNECTS!! HE BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES AND REAVER HAD NO ANSWER!! GRANDPRIX GOES INTO A TIRED COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!

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THAT’S IT!! GRANDPRIX DEFENDS THE TITLE!! If Reaver wasn’t injured, maybe today would have been his day but it was just that little bit away. Both guys know it’s over and have no intention of getting up. The crowd gives both participants and everyone else a standing ovation!

Grandprix is now on his feet and he helps Reaver onto his feet. Reaver shakes Grandprix’s hand and raises their hands aloft! The ref hands Grandprix the title. Both of them exit the chamber using each other for support and they refuse the paramedics offer of assistance. Hold on! We’ve got a camera backstage!

Anarchy is going mental. He’s been destroying the locker room area ever since he was ushered into the back after his elimination and is just destroying the place. He can be heard shouting Reaver’s name. He lost far and square! Get over it! I don’t think he realises Grandprix’s involvement in his elimination yet because the anger is clouding his judgement.

I guess we are all going to find out what will happen next on Eclipse next week! This has been SRW Breakdown. Our next PPV extravaganza will be SRW Spun Out; the site of the 6-man Elimination Hell In A Cell match at the centre of Silverstone racetrack and it’s the place where Grandprix calls home! Will he walk in there the champion? Keep it tuned to SRW!

************ WRITTEN BY ANT ************

Almost two months ago now, it was announced that at SRW BreakDown there would be a first ever Elimination Chamber match for the CAW World Championship. And since then, chaos has run riot in SRW. After five qualification match-ups, we finally ended up with…seven participants.

“Jetster and puts him into a Reverse Headlock, before shouting at the fans, “this is a move I learnt from a certain friend of mine!” What’s he gonna…DEAD DDT – CRACK!!! OH MAN, THE DEAD DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE, THAT COULD’VE KILLED JETSTER! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE DAMMIT! AND ANARCHY’S MADE A COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
This sickening farce of a match has come to an end with Anarchy (DW) as the winner, but what are the consequences!? He quickly leaves the plaza as Reaver (Ant) crawls towards his tag team partner and tends to him, but Jetster is lifeless…paramedics have arrived and start to work on him as Reaver (Ant) stands and screams Anarchy’s name…”YOU’LL PAY ANARCHY (DW), YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!”

“Scotty’s dragging himself towards that chair, still in the ring. He gets there and somehow manages to get up. Havoc somehow gets up himself; can anyone keep this guy down? Havoc turns around…BANG! What a shot to Havoc’s skull! Havoc’s gone down and Scotty’s laughing. He soon stops though, since Havoc just sat up again! How the hell does he do it?! WHAM! Another shot to Havoc, that chair just bouncing off his skull. The crowd are booing their heads off! Scotty really isn’t playing fair here. He throws the chair to the outside, and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…CCRRRAAZZYYYSAULT! He lands perfectly on Havoc and goes for the pin, the referee, slowly makes the count…1! 2! 3! Scotty Dogg (Figo) picks up the win!”

“Jackal (RM18) is out cold! He’s not moving… Hawk is just getting to his feet. He goes and pulls the referee into the ring before recovering him. It takes a while but Hawk sorts him out. He goes up high… ELBOW DROP! The Jackal still doesn’t move. Hawk covers him and hooks the leg… Referee Earl Hebner doesn’t seem to know where he is but slowly counts…1 2 3. Hawk wins this thing! He’s going to be in the Elimination Chamber!”

“Scotty swings, Cong Man ducks! CLANG!! WHAT WAS THAT? IT WAS GRANDPRIX WITH A CHAIR!! It’s a rescue attempt! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) unties Cong Woman and escorts her to the back. Grandprix stands over a fallen Scotty (Figo). Krusher (Lipe) is on his feet and witnesses the carnage. He’s outraged! Hold on…1… 2…3!!! CONG MAN SNUCK UP FROM BEHIND AND WINS!!! Cong Man is in the Elimination Chamber! He will get his hands on Scotty Dogg!! Cong Man and Grandprix head up the ramp, Cong Man thankful to him for saving his wife to be but they’ll be enemies come Breakdown! Krusher is fuming in the ring!”

And after Stone Edge (Jae17) destroyed Reaver (Ant) before their match even started, the Commissioner made this announcement…

“Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”

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Since then, everyone’s had something to say…

Reaver (Ant) - After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”
“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”
Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”
“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”

Grandprix - I’ll start with Hawk. Hawk, we’ve had our rivalries in the past. We battled anywhere and everywhere for that Hardcore title and now we’ve moved that step higher and are battling for the CAW title. You walked out of that Hell In A Cell match as champion and I won it off you. We can put on one heck of a show and I look forward to locking horns with you again, even if you did attack me earlier tonight. Scotty, you’ve had the most title shots out of everyone in SRW and you have not won the big one. Why? I don’t know but it could be your night. I will do everything to stop you and add to your frustration of not winning the big one. Stone Edge, our paths may not have crossed that much but I know what kind of impact you have made since you joined. Are you ready to step to the highest level? Only time will tell. Cong Man, you are indeed a legend in SRW. Young wrestlers can learn everything they need from you. It will be an honour to step into the same ring with you once again and I hope that one day, I’ll be a legend like you. I’ll show you respect but I’m going all out for victory. Reaver, we may not see eye to eye but I’ve found some respect for you over recent weeks. You kept true to your word and even if you felt totally humiliated, I respect you more for not taking the easy way out. Hopefully, your injury will clear up and we’ll settle this feud in the ring. Finally, Anarchy. Creating waves is one thing, riding them to success is another. Going in, it’s been all Anarchy V Reaver. I think everyone, including yourself, is forgetting that I am the champion, I’m the man to beat and I will do everything to make sure that your words come back to haunt you. You’re an unknown quantity but I’ve done my homework, I just hope you have done yours. It’s down to me to be ready. It’s down to me to prepared for every eventuality. I’m ready, how about all of you?”

Stone Edge – “The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.”

Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) hasn’t just been talking, he’s been taking action…

Anarchy: You don’t seem to understand just how powerful I am. I can guarantee that when Reaver walks into this office later today, he will feel the heat. Because Anarchy has been in here. It’s almost as if you can smell smoke coming from my head. Or you can sense I’m going to explode. Reaver, you got in my face earlier tonight. When you won that trophy, didn’t they tell you the one rule of wrestling? Don’t mess with fire. Don’t mess with someone bigger and badder then yourself? Well, boy, you’ve made that mistake. And you’re gunna pay for it. But I’m not gunna sit here throwing all your crappy trophies at the wall. And ripping apart your certificates. No no no. Instead, I will demonstrate what happens when you mess with fire. What happens when you mix fire and gasoline.

{Anarchy picks up a bottle filled with gasoline and begins pouring it around Reaver’s office.}

Anarchy: Reaver. You are this office. This is your career. I am the fire that you messed with. Just like the fire will wreck your office; come Elimination Chamber, I will wreck your career. Like they say, “Elimination Chamber…where careers come to die”.

{Anarchy lights the match, and drops it on the floor. The room quickly catches fire. Anarchy remains in the room…staring at the flames.}

And it wasn’t just Anarchy (DW). Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17) have on numerous occasions attacked our CAW Commissioner, feuds have continued between the three former Animalz members Cong Man, Hawk and Scotty Dogg – and Grandprix before last week had stayed out of it all, biding and enjoying his time as CAW World Champion. But all the tension came to a head last week during a grudge match between Jetster and Stone Edge (Jae17)…

“IT SEEMS AS IF THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO… BUT OUT SUDDENLY COMES A BANDAGED AND BRUISED REAVER WITH CRUTCHES!! STONE EDGE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF JETSTER AND FOCUSES ALL HIS HATRED ON REAVER AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS REAVER… WHO WHACKS HIM WITH HIS CRUTCHES!!! AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN!! A WEEKS WORTH OF ANGER IS COMING OUT HERE!!

Reaver finally manages to snap out of it and remembers his lifeless buddy in the ring. He goes over to him and tries to get him out harms way… BUT HE CAN’T, AS HERE COMES THE 6ft 10, 315lbs HAWK!! HE RUNS PAST STONE EDGE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…. HE SLUGS IT OUT WITH REAVER, UNTIL REAVER IS POWERLESS BUT TO GET BEATEN DOWN BY THE RELENTLESS HAWK!! THE CROWD LOOK ON IN DESPAIR AND SO TOO DOES JETSTER, THEY WANNA HELP, BUT THEY CAN’T!!

BUT WHO’S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMPWAY…?!! IT’S THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – GRANDPRIX!! HE RUN’S UP TO STONE EDGE WHO HAS JUST MANAGED TO GET UP… AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING FINISH LINE!!!! GRANDPRIX DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SLINGS HIS BELT DOWN AND PULLS HAWK OFF REAVER AND TRADES PUNCHES WITH HIM!!! GRANDPRIX GETS THE BETTER OF HAWK AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES…FINIS…NO…HAWK SCREWDRIVER!! HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! MY GOD THIS MATCH, MATCH?? MORE LIKE FIGHT, IS INSANE!

AND HERE COMES SCOTTY DOGG AS HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMPWAY AND SLIDES INTO THE RING… HAWK AND SCOTTY STARE AT EACH OTHER… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!

BOOM!! AND SUDDENLY WE ARE IN PITCH DARKNESS AFTER A HUGE BANG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. CAMERA FLASHES LIGHT THE PLACE UP… UNTIL THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND… ANARCHY, SCOTTY AND HAWK ARE BEATING ON GRANDPRIX AND REAVER!! THE TWO FACE’S TRY TO FIGHT BACK BUT ITS NO USE, IT’S A 3 ON 2 ATTACK!! WHERE THE HELL DID ANARCHY COME FROM?

Notice a trend here guys? Of who’s coming down the rampway?… WELL YOU SHOULD DO BECAUSE HERE COMES THE FINAL PARTICIPANT OF THE 7 MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT BREAKDOWN… ITS THE CONG MAN!! HE SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RING… KNOCKING STONE EDGE DOWN ALONG THE WAY… AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…SURELY HE’S GONNA GO AFTER SCOTTY, WHAT WITH RECENT EVENTS! SCOTTY IS TO FIRST TO NOTICE HIM, BUT HE’S TOO LATE AS THE CONG MAN KNOCKS SCOTTY DOWN AND THEN SPINS HAWK ROUND AND DELIVERS A NEAT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO THE 315 POUNDER!! AND NOW HE STARES AT ANARCHY… THE GUYS HUGE… THE CONG MAN RUN’S AT LEAPS UP…BUT GETS LITERALLY PUSHED DOWN BY THE MONSTER ANARCHY! ANARCHY RUNS OVER BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE CONG MAN AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!

Everyone is down but Cong Man, until Grandprix and Reaver make their way up. The three breathe deeply; those attacks were quick one after another! The three men stare at each other… are they gonna fight, or are they leaving it till the Elimination Chamber? The belt lay in the middle of the ring, which all three men stare at. Reaver turns and drags Jetster out of the ring… I think he’s had enough for one night. The Cong Man also makes his way out of the ring… he’s saving his energy till the Elimination Chamber. Grandprix stays in the ring and grabs his belt. He raises his arms aloft and makes his way to the turnbuckle as his music plays out to the cheering crowd. He along with Cong Man & Reaver stand tall tonight, but who will leave Sunday night the champion?”

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Well what a couple of months it has been in SRW, but now it’s finally come down to it. This is it ladies and gentlemen, we’ve seen two amazing Hell In A Cell matches but now we’re set to take a step forward. Seven men, four chambers, one winner…one champion. But, as the 10 ton, pure steel Elimination Chamber is lowered done to the ring, everyone is wondering the same thing…who is going to win? Each of the seven competitors has won the right to be in this match, and in many people’s minds, any one of them could walk out of SR Towers tonight the CAW World Champion.

We took a poll earlier on SRW.com, and the fans voted in there millions. The favourite was current CAW World Champion Grandprix, but he only won 19% of the votes…that’s how close it is. Cameras are flashing everywhere and remember, the EC was constructed with two miles of chain…there is no give to it, and it is indeed the most brutal and deadly type of match we have ever seen here in Special Reserve Wrestling.

“Who let the dogs out!?” And here we go, a surprisingly loud pop goes up from the fans who are no doubt just excited that the match is starting – here comes Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The usually jumpy and enthusiastic Scotty is strangely calm – to be honest the whole atmosphere is different and it’s not surprising, this is the biggest match in SRW history. He drinks from his bottle of water, pours some over himself HHH-style and then struts to the ring, ignoring the fans that are no doubt shouting insults at him. He doesn’t even look up at the massive structure in front of him; he just waits to be allowed in by the referee and then steps straight into his chamber.
Scotty Dogg (Figo) turned against the fans a few months ago after a couple of failed CAW Title attempts – this is his first World Championship match since then, maybe this is his time…

(The Chain hits) A huge – and I mean huge – cheer resounds around the arena as the current CAW World Champion Champion Grandprix confidently makes his way down the ramp, his belt proudly around his waist. He’s held the title for a couple of months now ever since he beat long-time champ Hawk (AfroJoe). He has a feud with Reaver (Ant) to settle which has lasted since the HIAC match, and he also wants to prove himself as the greatest champion ever by beating all the top challengers for his title in one night…it’s gonna be almost impossible for him to do so, but if anyone can do it then Grandprix can. He gives the belt to the referee and steps into his chamber, where Scotty Dogg (Figo) stares him down from across the ring.

“It began in Afrika-ka-ka!!” This guy in an SRW legend, and it’s almost unbelievable that he’s only ever been CAW World Champion once. This match means so much to him, for many reasons. He’s been in a massive feud with Reaver (Ant) all his career – the man he beat for the Title over a year ago now. He used to be best friends and tag partners with Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) until they both turned on him and the fans, and just a few months ago it was rumoured he’s never wrestle again. But now he’s back, better than ever, and probably the greatest SRW wrestler of all-time is ready to become the CAW World Champion once again – IT’S THE CONG MAN! The fans are going wild for him as he slaps hands with all of them, takes a quick look at the massive structure before him, and then steps inside only taking a second to look at his former friend Scotty Dogg (Figo). Referee Teddy Long (Tony) locks him into his chamber, and we wait for the man who will take up the final chamber…

(Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” hits) The masses of cheers quickly turn to boos and cheers – but everyone is on their feet, this is the first time that Anarchy has stepped into an SRW arena in over a month! The noise is almost deafening as the sick, twisted Anarchy (DW) steps out from behind the curtain and holds his arms aloft, taking in all the sound – even if it is mostly abuse being directed at him. Ever since joining SRW he’s made a massive impact, and he’s targeted certain people. He destroyed Reaver (Ant)’s tag team partner Jetster in a street fight, he burnt down Reaver’s office and for weeks now he’s been telling us the demented and insane thoughts that have been going through his mind, all brought on by the announcement of this Elimination Chamber match. He is 100% sure in his mind that he’s gonna win here tonight, and before stepping into his chamber, he goes up to each of the other chambers and stares down his rivals…Anarchy (DW) is certainly the wildcard here tonight, who knows what’s gonna happen when he steps into the ring?

“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The boos and jeers continue as Stone Edge (Jae17) appears at the top of the entrance ramp – and we all know how he got into this match – by almost breaking Reaver (Ant)’s knee in their qualification bout a couple of weeks ago. Reaver (Ant) allowed him into the match to make it a 7-man EC, with the sole aim of revenge…so whether this is a good thing for Stone Edge or not is debatable. However, he is a former Cruiserweight Champion and many people feel he could be a surprise package in this match, especially if he can use his amazing power and speed to his advantage. He cockily makes his way to the Chamber, sneering all the way and ignoring the fans who are hurling abuse at him. He steps into the Chamber and kicks at the steel grills that surround the ring on all four sides, no doubt formulating plans in his mind. Then he takes a good look at Grandprix, Scotty Dogg, Cong Man and finally locks eyes with Anarchy (DW) – his former friend and fellow DoA member…now the two are hated enemies.

(Raven’s music hits) But Stone Edge’s attention is quickly turned to the entrance ramp, as the second of the three men who are gonna begin the match appears…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! Hawk was CAW World Champion for six months before Grandprix took the title and he’s desperate to get it back, and it’s strong opinion backstage that he will. The fans aren’t too sure but it’s no surprise, they hate this guy, but he just feeds of their hatred! He saunters to the Chamber, and walks all the way around the outside; testing out the chains on the outside and taking a good look at each of the chambers that are inhabited by his opponents. Finally he arrives back at the entrance, stares down Stone Edge (Jae17) for a few seconds before stepping inside, and referees separate the two – theirs still one more participant to come.

“My Sacrifice…” A massive pop goes up for Reaver (Ant), something that a couple of months ago was unheard of here in SRW! But I’m not so sure he knew what he was getting himself in for when he danced for us in a pair of boxers and a top hat – because he was soon jumped by Hawk, Anarchy and Havoc, and since then he’s found himself on the end of a lot of heinous attacks. He found favour with the fans but not with the wrestlers, as Anarchy (DW) made it his mission to destroy him mentally, and Stone Edge and Hawk tried to do the same physically. Although Reaver’s knee is still bandaged he’s ready to go tonight, and according to his recent promos he feels that people have forgotten just who he is, and tonight he plans to prove to them and himself that he deserves to be top of the tree, and the CAW World Champion. He stands in front of the Chamber, and closes his eyes, staring up at the heavens, perhaps praying…once again the noise is deafening, and finally he shakes his head, psyches himself up and steps inside – that’s it people, we’re all set!

DING DING!

Referees surround the ring, and Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is in charge inside. Lets go over it one more time – this is a 7-Man Elimination Chamber Match for the CAW World Championship. Three men begin the match wrestling in the ring; these are Stone Edge (Jae17), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Reaver (Ant). Every five minutes one man will be released from his chamber – the people currently encased in chambers are Grandprix, Anarchy (DW), The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo). There will be six eliminations and one winner, and to be honest, I have no idea who that person is gonna be, but I have no doubt that this will be the most memorable match in SRW history. ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!

Reaver (Ant) looks enraged as he sprints straight towards Stone Edge (Jae17) and spears him to the ground! The sell-out audience is going mad as Reaver (Ant) pummels away at the man who almost ended his career a fortnight ago, this is revenge! Stone Edge desperately swings his arms and manages to connect, but Reaver (Ant) just won’t relent!

But no! – Hawk (AfroJoe) delivers a Leg Drop right to the neck of Reaver (Ant), his neck almost snapped! Reaver rolls away holding his neck in agony – that just shows how clever Hawk is inside the ring! He picks up a shocked Stone Edge (Jae17) and whips him into the ropes straight into a POWERSLAM! 1…and Stone Edge powers out before the count of 2, and now the two men are exchanging right-hands.

Hawk (AfroJoe) once again gets the upper hand and forces the DoA leader back to the ropes. He tries to throw him again but Stone Edge counters, Hawk bounces off the ropes straight into a BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STEEL GRILLING – CRACK!
The fans cheer loudly as the former CAW World Champion connects painfully with the unforgiving steel, and he holds his back in anguish – he wasn’t expecting that at all!

Stone Edge (Jae17) sneers and celebrates to the crowd, receiving a mixture of boos and jeers! He goes to step between the ropes but Reaver (Ant) gets there first, knocking him through them instead! Reaver delivers a powerful upper-cut that sends Stone Edge crashing back against the chains, before kicking him in the gut and planting him WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL!!! OH MAN, THAT WAS BRUTAL, AND THE ‘HOLY SH!T’ CHANTS ARE GOING UP ALREADY! STONE EDGE COULD BE OUT COLD!

Reaver (Ant) stares down at his bloody opponent and smiles for the first time in months! He turns and CRASH – HAWK SPEARS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAINS! Reaver (Ant) doubles over, all the wind knocked out of him, and Hawk (AfroJoe) wastes no time in pushing against one side of Anarchy (DW)’s chamber, who can only stand and watch. Hawk then takes a few steps back, smiles evilly and…oh man, what’s he going for here…he sprints full pace at Reaver looking to spear him once again, but the Commisioner skips outta the way at the last moment and Hawk is sent smashing into the Chamber – WHAM! The glass refused to yield, but Hawk certainly did there, that could’ve broken his shoulder!

Reaver (Ant) regains himself and then throws Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, where he quickly applies…THE OVERDRIVE! Reaver (Ant) is trying to lock in his submission finisher; he wants to get rid of Hawk early! Hawk kicks away with his legs to prevent it and manages to nail a sharp kick to the temple, before getting to his feet and hitting a massive CLOTHESLINE!

Reaver (Ant) struggles to his feet, but Hawk (AfroJoe) has no intention of letting up, as he kicks Reaver in the stomach and lifts him above his head…SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB – WHAM! Massive impact, all on the back of Reaver’s head and neck! Hawk (AfroJoe) looks up and laughs to the crowd’s disgust, but he doesn’t care. He begins to stomp mercilessly at Reaver’s bandaged knee, a good tactic; Reaver won’t have a chance if he can’t walk. For the first time in the match Reaver actually looks scared and he desperately tries to crawl away, but Hawk has his leg…Reaver is on one leg and he turns to face Hawk…ENZIGURI KICK! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

Hawk (AfroJoe) is the first to stir, and once again he shows his in-ring intelligence and begins to blatantly choke Reaver (Ant) – Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) tries to stop him but remember this is no disqualification, and Hawk just won’t let go! Reaver is running out of air and is beginning to fade…suddenly Hawk lets go and points up at the top rope, nodding…we know what’s coming!

He slowly but surely climbs to the top rope, where he stands aloft and signals to the fans that jeer in response! He’s looking to finish Reaver (Ant) off for good, and the 300lb+ monster leaps into the air…ELBOW DROP – WHAM!! HAWK JUST SENT HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF REAVER (ANT), AFTER MONTHS OF HELL IS IT FINALLY OVER FOR THE COMMISSIONER!? HOOK OF THE LEG!

1…Hawk (AfroJoe) is grinning gleefully!

2…The fans are screaming for Reaver (Ant) to kick-out!!


THR – NO, KICK-OUT!! REAVER (ANT) KICKS OUT!

The arena erupts and Hawk (AfroJoe) is irate, but he takes no time in heading to the top rope once again, but this time Reaver (Ant) is quicker and he stops him halfway up! He turns to face the ring and lifts Hawk (AfroJoe) onto his shoulders…oh man, he runs halfway across the ring before finally CRASH!! – RUNNING POWERBOMB!! RUNNING POWERBOMB TO HAWK (AFROJOE)! Reaver (Ant) collapses in exhaustion, and once again both these warriors are down and out!


BZZZZT!!!

Just as all this happens the buzzer goes off and the arena is thrown into darkness – five minutes has passed, and the spotlight is set to pick the first person to enter the match from their chamber…

IT’S CONG MAN!!!

The audience goes wild as Cong Man is released from his chamber and the lights come back on, and he steps out to take a few seconds to look around.


BUT WAIT STONE EGDE IS SPRINTING TOWARDS CONG MAN FROM ONE CORNER OF THE RING – CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!! HOLY SH!T, STONE EDGE JUST SPEARED THE CONG MAN THROUGH HIS OWN GODDAMN CHAMBER, GLASS IS EVERYWHERE!

ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!

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*Written By The Cong Man*

This is absolute chaos and we’re barely five minutes into this match!!! You know it’s only going to get more and more brutal as time goes on. Stone Edge and The Cong Man are lying in the shattered remnants of that chamber and they are visibly cut to shreds, there is blood everywhere.

Reaver is back up on his feet, although he is on rubber legs and his bandaged knee looks as though it could give way at any moment. Amongst all the chaos, Hawk has seemingly disappeared; Reaver looks around, concerned as to the whereabouts of the former CAW champion. He looks left, right, left again, right again, but...FAILS TO LOOK UP!!! Hawk had scaled the chamber holding Grandprix and flew off wiping out Reaver with a flying clothesline. All four men are now down in the ring. Hawk manages to crawl across...

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thre...NO!!! Kick out at 2 and 999/1000s.

OH MY GOD!!! The Cong Man is moving and he’s got a piece of that shattered glass...AND HE’S STICKING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD STONE EDGE!!! This is sick...Stone Edge bleeding so much now, that even Ric Flair would be proud!!! Hawk is back to his feet, but Reaver is still lying prone...Hawk grabs the leg...spinning toe hold!!! Reaver is screaming in pain!!! He may have to tap out in order to save his own career...that knee isn’t ready for a match of this magnitude...WHAM!!! The Cong Man goes flying into Hawk...after having been shoved away by Stone Edge. Unfortunately for Reaver, Hawk still had hold of his leg and lands awkwardly on top of it. More screaming in pain from the CAW commissioner.

Stone Edge emerges from the wreckage of the broken chamber and realises that he is the only competitor left standing. This is absolute carnage. Stone Edge’s face is covered from top to bottom by the crimson mask and he has a huge, visible laceration running almost the length of his back. Stone Edge zeroes in on Reaver...obviously figuring that he is the most vulnerable at this point. Stone Edge goes for another spinning toe hold...”WOOOH!” The chorus of ‘whooing’ indicates that Stone Edge has in fact gone for a figure four leg lock. Reaver is in trouble! Reaver is screaming once again and the fans whistle and this commentator begins to worry about Reaver’s future.

The monster, Hawk is now back to his feet too. He looks around and sees Reaver and Stone Edge locked up on the canvas and then the Cong Man struggling back to his feet. An evil smile is just visible on Hawk’s face, even from this distance. Hawk grabs the Cong Man by the throat...CHOKE SLAM!!! WHAT ELEVATION!!! AND...to make the manoeuvre worse than it would have been anyway, Hawk dumped Cong the wrong side of the ropes trapping him between the ropes and the chains. Cong Man and Reaver are being destroyed so far in this match.

But look!!! Up on the ramp!!! Here comes The Cong Woman!!! She runs down to ringside and checks on the status of her man as the red-blooded males in attendance begin to wolf-whistle. Hawk, not as concerned for the welfare of his former partner, drags him back through the ropes...OH MY GOD!!! Unseen by the camera’s the Cong Woman handed the Cong Man a coil of barbed wire and he’s driving it into Hawk’s forehead!!! Now three out of four competitors are bleeding profusely and we’re not even ten minutes into the match yet!!!
During all this Reaver has been trapped in the figure four and appears to have now passed out through the pain! Hebner spots that Reaver’s shoulders are down...

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REAVER SITS UP!!! The fans are cheering!!! BUT STONE EDGE GRABS THE ROPES FOR MORE ELEVATION!!! Hebner can’t break the hold, as this is a no DQ match!! REAVER IS TAPPING OUT!!! But Hebner correctly chooses not to call for the bell, as despite not being able to call for the break, it still isn’t a legal submission hold!!!

Cong Man goes behind Hawk and locks on a full nelson with the barbed wire still embedded in his skull. Cong then uses his foot to apply pressure to the back of Hawk’s knee, causing him to fall forwards...BANANA PEEL!!! He used a different method to apply it, but it’s still his favoured submission hold. Hawk is now screaming out in pain, something of a recurring theme so far in this match-up. Stone Edge sees what is going on and leaves Reaver limp on the canvas. Stone Edge locks a Boston Crab on HAWK!!! Hawk is in danger of being split in two!!! His screams have audibly gone up by an octave!!!

With Reaver still down and seemingly out in the corner, Cong Man and Stone Edge simultaneously release Hawk...looks like they’ve got the same idea...Cong goes for the pin…


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BUT STONE EDGE DRAGGED HIM OFF!!! Stone Edge now with the cover on Hawk...

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NOW CONG MAN DRAGS STONE EDGE OFF!!! Cong and Stone Edge now trade blows highlighting one important factor in this match, any alliances are short lived with the carrot of the CAW title hanging in front of these ego-driven monsters! Reaver has slowly pulled himself back up to his feet, with the aid of the ropes, and he attempts to join in the fisticuffs, but his knee may be severely damaged at this point and it gives out on him, leaving him back on the canvas. Meanwhile, Stone Edge goes to Irish whip Cong to the ropes, but Cong reverses and...Cong scoops Stone Edge up on to his shoulder, spins round and drops Stone Edge’s back across his knee...he may have just invented that move...I’ll call it a spinning over the shoulder back-breaker for now.

Hawk is back up now as well, despite being a bloody mess. He tries to get the ring of barbed wire off his head, but it’s so well embedded into his skin that he can’t budge it. LOW BLOW!!! Stone Edge goes downstairs on the Cong Man and...walks away!!! He’s going after Reaver instead! Stone Edge stomping on the injured knee of Reaver!!! He grabs both legs and...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge’s version of the walls of Jericho is locked in on the CAW commissioner, but Reaver is too near the ropes and uses the leverage to power out!!! Another close call for Reaver, who is hanging in this match by the skin of his teeth!!!

Meanwhile Hawk is now manhandling the Cong Man and launches him headfirst into the walls of the elimination chamber!!! Cong rebounds straight into a spinning powerslam. Cover...

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...but Cong gets the left shoulder up! Hawk looks disgusted and drags Cong back up to his feet by his hair, before throwing him over the top rope. Cong lands with a clang on the steel pathway bridging the gap between the ring and the chamber encircling it.

Stone Edge Irish whips Reaver towards the corner post, but Reaver doesn’t make it that far, as his knee buckles underneath him again and he crumples to the canvas in a heap. Hawk strides over the top rope toward Cong Man, who is flat out on the steel. Stone Edge has gone up to the top rope...BIG SPLASH ON REAVER’S KNEE!!! Hawk has Cong Man up...he grabs him by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE CONG MAN IS DEAD!!! HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL!!! Even Hawk looks shocked!!!

BZZZZT!!!

Just as all this happens the buzzer again goes off and the arena is again thrown into darkness – we’re now ten minutes into the match, and the spotlight is set to pick the second person to enter the match from their chamber…

IT’S GRANDPRIX!!!
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*Written By Jae*

This is absolute carnage! I can’t believe what just happened! Hawk still looks shocked as he stares down at the broken body of The Cong Man! Cong is lying amongst steel, which his body just went through! There’s blood everywhere! Paramedics rush down beneath the Elimination Chamber to check on Cong Man… Will he be able to carry on in this match? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

Thought begins to kick in and Hawk begins to smile sadistically at what he has just done and then turns around to get back into this match… THE FINISH LINE! I guess he didn’t realise that another competitor had joined this match-up with all the goings-on! Woah! Blood looks to be pouring out of Hawks head! Grandprix carries on this massacre next with ANOTHER FINISH LINE BUT THIS TIME TO STONE EDGE! Grandprix is dominating! He next looks to take care of Reaver who is currently holding on to his knee in pain after that big splash by Stone Edge!

Grandprix grabs the leg of Reaver and stomps on it a few times before climbing the chamber of which he has just exited! Once on top, Reaver is still holding on to his knee and Stone Edge and Hawk are still down! Who’s he going to get? What’s he going to do?

THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON REAVER INTO THE COVER! It’s very rare that we see this move from Grandprix. This has got to be all for the SRW Commissioner!

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AND STONE EDGE MAKES THE SAVE! Why did he do that, you ask? Who would be next to be taken out after Reaver? Hawk or Stone Edge because it certainly wouldn’t be Grandprix whilst he is doing this much damage to everyone else! Grandprix gets to his feet and fights Stone Edge into the corner of the ring with some right hands. It looks as if Grandprix has something in mind until all thoughts of whatever it was, are taken away by Hawk! It’s now a team game once again!

Hawk lifts Grandprix into the air in a suplex position and holds him there. It looks as if he will power out until… STONE EDGE JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS HIM DOWN WITH A CROSS BODY! Grandprix goes down!

Hawk begins to stomp on him slowly. He looks to have lost a lot of blood but manages to hit the champion hard! Stone Edge is soon back to his feet with blood trickling down his face. He looks around and sees Reaver who has been put out of this match for a while. The former Cruiserweight Champion smiles and heads that way… STONE WALLS LOCKED IN! Reaver screams cause this time he has no-where to go! You know why? He’s lying on the damn steel! Yeah. His strategy of getting out the way for a while worked… UNTIL NOW! Stone Edge screams at him to tap and Reaver screams back in pain but doesn’t tap… How is he holding on?

Hawk has pulled Grandprix up to his feet but the champion is fighting back! Right Hand! Left Hand! Right Hand and The Pit Stop to finish off! Hawk goes up in the Rock Bottom like manoeuvre and straight back down onto the canvas into the cover!

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AND HAWK KICKS OUT! Grandprix decides to leave Hawk alone and heads onto the steel outside the ring avoiding the big hole that The Cong Man lies beneath. He sees Stone Edge and Reaver and Stone Edge drops the hold! Reaver looks to be seriously out cold and just flops onto the steel. He never tapped but that’s not always the best of things for a human anatomy.

Grandprix runs at Stone Edge but… BACK BODY DROP AND GRANDPRIX GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF AN UNUSED CHAMBER! Stone Edge smiles as blood begins to surface on the back of Grandprixs head. He must have hit that glass badly but is it even possible to hit it in a good way?!

Stone Edge sits down on the steel to try and recover a bit of his energy as all participants of this match are currently down excluding those who are yet to enter this destruction…

The Cong Man has now been loaded onto a stretcher. It doesn’t look good for him. The paramedics begin to carry him up the ramp. Cong Woman is by his side. The fans cheer out of respect for the SRW legend and look! Is he trying to get up? Cong looks like he’s trying to move but no! He collapses back down onto the stretcher. He’s hurt badly. Hopefully we’ll have an update on his condition next week on Eclipse. The referee is forced to eliminate The Cong Man from this match by means of KO by Hawk.

…Stone Edge is now back to his feet and with blood pouring down his face and is beginning to climb the chamber that Grandprix WAS just lying inside amongst shattered glass! What does he have in mind?! Reaver hasn’t moved at all since Stone Edge released him from the Stone Walls about 1 minute ago and Hawk is still down but beginning to move. As for Grandprix; HE’S UP AND BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAMBER!

Stone Edge is to the top and looks to have a Power Cut on his mind! Grandprix is almost to the top though! He grabs the leg of Stone Edge who kicks him away! Grandprix falls down to the steel with a thud! Now Stone Edge looks over to Hawk who is now up! He looks unhappy and… OMG! FLYING DROPKICK FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER TO HAWK!

Hawk flies to the opposite side of the ring and goes down. Stone Edge lies on the mat. Grandprix is out lying on the steel and Reaver still hasn’t moved a muscle since he was released from the Stone Walls! What’s next for this match?

The referee looks around waiting for someone to arise but no one does.

About 20 seconds later… Grandprix is to his feet! He slowly enters the ring and looks to finish off Hawk with a cover…

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BUT NO! Hawk refuses to exit this match just yet! Grandprix gets to his feet and looks to finish off Stone Edge instead who is now stood on his feet in an almost vertical position. With blood dripping everywhere, he slowly turns around to find Grandprix running at him! Another Back-Body Drop? NO! GRANDPRIX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Stone Edge turns around to see the damage he’s caused but there is none… FLYING FINISH LINE!

Grandprix is about to go for the cover, but sees Hawk on his feet beyond the crimson mask covering his face! He gets to his feet and walks over to Hawk but… LOW BLOW! The champion falls down to the mat as does Hawk. It doesn’t look like he’s gained enough energy yet to carry on this match.

Everyone is down AGAIN! Stone Edge, Hawk and Grandprix all lie in the ring and Reaver is still out on the steel! Only the Cong Man has been eliminated so far as this 5 minutes looks to be almost over! It may have been a mistake of the 3 men in the ring to leave Reaver in this match. He could have been eliminated at any time over the past 2/3 minutes but nobody has even hit him with a punch. He could be unconscious for all we know. He still has yet to move after those devastating Stone Walls were locked in earlier…

BZZZT!

It’s time for someone else to enter this match but who?

IT’S SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! Where will this match go from here? We’re about to find out as Scotty
steps out onto the steel with an evil smirk on his face…

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**WRITTEN BY FIGO**

Scotty stares round with his sadistic smile at the devastation that lies in front of him. The crowd are cheering, not for Scotty, but for the excitement this match has produced so far! Its almost as if Scotty doesn’t know what to do as he stands there, waiting maybe for someone to arise.

He finally works forwards, where Stone Edge begins to stir and pulls on Scotty’s trousers to try and somehow make his way up. Scotty stares at the crimson mask of Stone Edge’s face. The crowd continue to cheer, that just want something to happen! Scotty continues staring at Stone Edge, he looks up, then down and lays a sharp right hand to Stone Edge, knocking him down easily. The crowd boo and jeer as Scotty shouts trash at Stone Edge! Meanwhile, Grandprix is slowly crawling around the ring and looking to make his way up.

Scotty continues to mock Stone Edge, but the crowd are all looking at Grandprix, who’s managed to make his way up and charges towards the totally oblivious Scotty…turn round… FINISH LI…NO…Scotty turns round at the last split second and ducks the huge arm of Grandprix who forces himself to a halt, spins round and SUPERKICK!! SMACK! The crowd shout the ‘oooh’ as Grandprix is on the receiving end of Scotty’s boot, which sends him flying over the ropes and onto the unforgiving steel!!

Scotty follows out and lays the boots to Grandprix on the steel. Hawk, Stone Edge and even the battered and bruised Reaver are beginning to stir. Hawk is the first fully up as he staggers out towards Reaver, who is crouched forwards, with one arm on the steel chains that surround the ring. Hawk exits through the ropes but gets a big club to the back by Reaver. He pushes Hawk back through the ropes and follows after him. The crowd cheer on the visibly limping Reaver, who has so far in this matchup been torn apart by various submission holds, including that dreaded Stone Walls locked on him earlier by Stone Edge. Reaver throws Hawk into the corner and begins to stomp on the 6 footer. The referee stops Reaver for a second, and Hawk uses it to his advantage as he storms his way up and shoves Reaver into the corner!

Hawk beats down Reaver relentlessly! The referee tries to stop Hawk, but he is helpless but to let the punishment carry on, anything is legal! Scotty suddenly stops all what he is doing and hops into the ring, he sprints towards Hawk…WHO TURNS ROUND AND LITERALLY LAUNCHES SCOTTY OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEE…Or has he? No, Scotty has hung onto the chains! Hawk is oblivious! He smiles sadistically in the ring, before turning round to see the damage he has caused…NONE! FLYING SPINNING KICK TO HAWK!!

Scotty jumps up but is immediately confronted by Stone Edge who forces him to the ropes. He whips him into the ropes, Scotty ducks the clothesline attempt, bounces back and… FINISH LINE!! Grandprix just leapt into the ring and delivered a devastating Finish line to Scotty from outa’ nowhere! And now Grandprix sprints over to Stone Edge who…ducks outa the way, and Reaver sprints from the turnbuckle and delivers a swinging neck breaker to Grandprix! The crowd cheer as the CAW commissioner looks to lay some offence to Stone Edge, but his leg buckles from underneath of him just as he reaches Stone Edge, who shoves him beneath his legs and lifts Reaver high up into the air… the crowd stare as they wait for the inevitable… BUT HAWK FLIES FULL FORCE INTO THE STOMACH OF STONE EDGE, SENDING REAVER CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT AND STONE EDGE’S BACK HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!

The crowd are blowing the roof here at SRW Break-down, but there’s no time to talk, as Scotty is scaling the chamber that holds Anarchy inside, who stares upwards, as Hawk turns round… and Scotty flies!…But Hawk catches him mid-air and nails the HAWK SCREWDRIVER, HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO SCOTTY!! My god, Scottys neck just crumpled, it might be broken! Hawk stares into the crowd and then at the ceiling…before making the cover on Scotty… 1…


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…Thr…NO! Scotty kicks out! Unbelievable! But there’s no time to dwell on what just happened as Grandprix throws the big man out of the ring and follows after him. Meanwhile Reaver is standing on one leg and kneeling down with the other as he takes a moment to catch his breath – a fall like he took really takes the breath outta you. Reaver is finally up, and he slowly makes his way to Stone Edge… who runs towards him all of sudden and…receives a knee to the mid-section. Reaver is quickly onto Stone Edge and grabs his legs! The crowd start to cheer loudly as Reaver is trying to turn over Stone Edge… HE’S TRYING TO LOCK ON THE SAME MOVE THAT STONE EDGE DID TO HIM… THE STONE WALLS!! STONE EDGE TWISTS AND TURNS AND WRITHS IN PAIN AS REAVER WRENCHES THAT BACK!! STONE EDGE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND GRABS THEM… BUT REAVER PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! STONE EDGE CAN’T BARE THE PAIN… HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP…IS HE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE?!!….



…“TAP YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!”



…AND HE DOES!!! HE DOES!!

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the second participant to be eliminated from this matchup via submission – Stone Edge!”

The crowd literally blow the roof off as they chant the name of “REAVER!! REAVER!” A few months ago, this would never of happened, but just look at him now. Reaver staggers towards the ropes and faces the chanting crowd…what a spectacle.

The referees open the steel infrastructures door and begin to pull Stone Edge from the ring… but suddenly he shoves the referee’s off him and pulls himself up via the chains. He grabs a shard of glass from one of the broken chambers and sprints into the ring… AND HE SPINS THE CELEBRATING REAVER ROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH THAT SHARP PIECE OF GLASS!! MY GOD!!

Stone Edge begins to relentlessly beat on Reaver much to the crowds disliking! The referees try to force Stone Edge away…but they can’t! The crowd boo and jeer loudly… until them boo’s and jeers turn to humungous cheers (hey that rhymed) as someone is sprinting down the ramp with a steel chair! – Its Reaver’s buddy – Jetster!! He sprints into the ring and immediately shoves the referees out of the way and spins round Stone Edge… SMACK!! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE! Jetster throws the chair down and starts shouting trash to the DoA faction leader until the referee’s try to get Jetster out of the chamber. Jetster pleads with the referees to let him check on his friend – Reaver, but there’s no point as Jetster is taken out of the ring along with the out cold Stone Edge and the door locked behind them – the match shall continue!

We’re now down to five superstars it would seem, with one of them fresh and ready for action still in a chamber, and that’s the huge, vicious monster that is Anarchy! All men are down but Grandprix, who has kept Hawk at bay on steel and is now getting his breath back. Scotty is crouched in the corner of the ring and Reaver lay by the ropes…after being viciously attacked by Stone Edge, oh, and he got a huge piece of glass punched into him!

The timer suddenly appears on the bottom of the screen and the crowd count down… 10…9…8…7.. Anarchy has by now realised that he is about to be unleashed and he pumps himself up… 5….4…3.. ”My god…here he comes!!” screams JR…


2….1!!! BZZZT!!! The arena is thrown into darkness for a second before Anarchy is unleashed from his chamber!! The crowd start to cheer; as they know how much damage this man can cause and what devastation he could possibly add to the lives of these young superstars! The arena is buzzing as Anarchy grabs the Steel Chair that lay by his chamber from when Jetster used it. Grandprix is first to react to this titan’s presence and the champion shows no fear as he sprints full pelt towards him…CRACK!! OOOHH!! MY GOD, WHAT FORCE THAT CHAIR SHOT HAD ON THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!

The crowd are in shock and so too are the superstars… they all stare in probably fear at what his just happened! Scotty and Reaver suddenly turn to each other…they hate one-another, but I think they’ve just realised that there going to have to team up to take on this man-beast! The two pull themselves up and slowly walk towards opposite corners. Anarchy stands between them in the middle of the ring…the camera switches between the three…it’s a tense moment here at SRW Breakdown! Suddenly Reaver sprints towards Anarchy…who throws the chair down…Reaver jumps, but gets caught in the huge arms of Anarchy…who spins round with Reaver still in his hands and… nails a huge big boot in the face of Scotty who has just ran towards him! Scotty falls down holding his face, as Reaver is helpless in Anarchy’s arms! Anarchy stares at the crowd… before lifting Reaver high up into the air in a military press. He walks over towards the steel where a huge hole remains from when the Cong Man had been planted through it…Oh my god…surely he isn’t going to do this…the crowd stare in shock as ANARCHY LITERALLY THROWS REAVER THROUGH THE HUGE HOLE IN THE STEEL!! HOLY SH!T, HOLY SH!T!!

I don’t believe it; Reaver just got thrown through the huge steel hole!! Will Reaver be eliminated in the same way in which the Cong Man got eliminated!? Well we’ll have to wait and see… but here comes the only man that can surely match Anarchy pound for pound – Hawk!! They lock up in the centre of the ring before Anarchy lays a huge boot into the mid-section of Hawk… AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP ON HIS SHOULDERS…SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!! HE STARES AT THE SHOCKED CROWD…BEFORE DELIVERING… THE EXPLICIT LYRICS, THE EXPLICIT LYRICS ONTO THE CHAIR ON THE 6FT, 350 POUNDER HAWK!!!

The crowd continue to shout and scream loudly as we have just witnessed Anarchy decimate every single participant in the Elimination Chamber!! He falls into the cover on Hawk…

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THR.... NO! AT THE LAST SECOND HAWK GOT HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT. He marginally flicked his shoulder upwards - that's quite possibly all the strength he had left gone with that simple action! That's about all he had left.

Anarchy tries not to react. He keeps himself calm. He's composed, and he's ready to finish Hawk off for good. Anarchy smiles, and picks Hawk up off the mat. Hawk stands there dazed for about a second, before falling right back down again. It doesn't look like he's going to be able to continue! Anarchy (DW) pulls him off the canvas again, this time with no intention of letting the former champion drop to the ground. He holds Hawk steady with his left arm, and with his right, motions towards the crowd, before slamming it into the neck of Hawk, knocking him straight back into the ring. What a vicious clothesline, with such power, despite Anarchy being nearly at a standstill. Anarchy is now about to pick up Hawk again, but he doesn't notice Grandprix sneaking into the ring behind him. He lifts Hawk off the ground, and is about to perform another move, but Grandprix shouts his name...

...Anarchy hears this, and slowly turns around. The second he is facing Grandprix; there's no time to react.. Grandprix had already started running, AND STICKING OUT ONE GIANT ARM, HE DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE TO NOT ONLY ANARCHY, BUT HAWK -WHO WAS STANDING DAZEDLY BEHIND- AS WELL. Grandprix has just flattened the already pretty much-dead Hawk and the fresh Anarchy.

The crowd are cheering wildly. Grandprix has a chance to eliminate a man here... but he chooses not to go for the cover on either of the men. Instead, he begins to help Hawk to his feet. What is happening here??? Grandprix is actually helping his archrival to his feet! He leans Hawk (AJ) on the ropes, and starts talking to him. Behind the noise of the audience, we can't hear what they're saying, but the facial expressions tell that Grandprix isn't wanting to go for Hawk... why? The reason is unknown. But he is definitely signalling to Hawk that they should team up to get Anarchy. Strange stuff, indeed.

Speaking of Anarchy, the monster himself is using the ropes on the opposite side of the ring to pull himself to his feet. Hawk tells Grandprix something, and Grandprix nods, before setting himself up for the Finish Line. The crowd's noise level calms down a bit - it's a tense moment. Anarchy turns around to face the centre of the ring, AND GRANDPRIX SMASHES THROUGH HIM WITH THE FINISH LINE! ANARCHY IS PRETTY MUCH GONE! Grandprix celebrates towards the crowd, who went absolutely wild the second that Finish Line collided with Anarchy's neck. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! HAWK IS SILENTLY ENCOURAGING GRANDPRIX TO TURN AROUND! Grandprix, possibly going to turn to discuss more tactics with Hawk, doesn't have a clue what he's about to walk into - he turns to face the man he won the championship belt off but suddenly decided to team with right now...

...AND WALKS STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? THE CROWD ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL HERE! They're are actually chucking paper cups, hamburgers, signs and anything they can get their hands on at Hawk. The ring is filling up with rubbish. Hawk is just standing and laughing, though. He kicks out at a pile of rubbish lying on the floor in front of him, before slowly walking over towards the struggling Grandprix. Hawk grabs his hair and begins to talk some trash. He elbows Grandprix in the back of the neck and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Hawk raises his hands in the air, before putting Grandprix into the Hawk Screwdriver position. The crowd continue to boo wildly here, but Hawk raises Grandprix off the ground, flips him around, AND RAMS HIS NECK INTO THE MAT IN THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! MY GOD, GRANDPRIX HAS ALMOST LITERALLY JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

HAWK GOES FOR THE COVER!

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TH... NO! SCOTTY PULLED HAWK OFF GRANDPRIX! Where did he come from??? He had been hiding under the ring ever since Reaver was thrown through the steel hole by Anarchy!

He now starts beating on Hawk, using any part of his anatomy to beat Hawk senseless, not that he's not already at that stage... Scotty (Figo) continues to pummel Hawk, however, kicking the living hell out of him. He picks Hawk (AJ) up from the canvas, before giving him a Brainbuster right in the middle of the ring! Now Scotty is heading up top! He points to Hawk, and he opens his arms wide, and as the crowd go ballistic, SCOTTY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS THE CRAZYSAULT ON HAWK! Scotty seems to have hurt himself in the process, but Hawk is out of it completely.

Now here comes Anarchy! Anarchy (DW) picks Scotty up off the ground, and lobs him over the top rope out of the ring. He then covers Hawk..... he's going to steal the pin that Scotty Dogg so deserved to get!

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HAWK IS ELIMINATED!

This is incredible... the feeling from the arena. You've got to feel sorry for the SRW wrestlers, as the noise level is almost deafening. So Hawk is gone then - we're down to four men. Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are both lying outside the ring, but they're not motionless. Anarchy is the only one standing - he's standing alone in the ring, ready for whatever any of the competitors can throw at him, if anything. As for our fourth competitor still remaining, Commissioner Reaver doesn't look like he's going to have much to say for the rest of this match. He's been out cold for at least 10 minutes, and it was about this time that the paramedics started to remove Cong Man. Somehow I've got a feeling that Jetster may be preventing them from doing the same to his buddy, though. He wants Reaver to win this match, and isn't going to let him by eliminated like this.

Back in the ring, both Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are climbing in on opposite sides. Anarchy isn't sure what to do, who to go for, and whether he should just leave them to it. He goes for the latter option, sliding quickly out of the ring. Scotty and Grandprix set eyes on each other, and familiar flashes of anger can be seen across their battered faces. Not particularly great chums, then? Nope.

Scotty begins to run towards Grandprix, and attempts a clothesline. Grandprix ducks under this, however, and Scotty runs off the ropes, and tries again - this second attempt fails as well, and as Scotty returns off the ropes a second time, Grandprix hits him with a Powerslam! Scotty is back on his feet again quickly, however, showing great intensity and energy. He runs at Grandprix again, but this time Grandprix hits him with a drop toe hold, and Scotty's neck catches on the ropes. An "Oooooh!" sound comes from the crowd, and rightly so - that one must have hurt! Grandprix tries picking up Scotty off the ropes again from behind, but Scotty reacts quickly, a delivers a low blow with the back of his leg. Grandprix falls to the mat clutching his nether regions, while Scotty gets to his feet amid jeering from the audience.

Scotty picks up the chair that has been lying in the corner of the ring for quite some time. He sets it up right in the middle of the ring, and hauls Grandprix to his feet. What's he doing here??? Scotty sets Grandprix up for a Suplex. Oh no. Not on the chair. He lifts Grandprix off the ground - SOMEBODY STOP HIM - AND LANDS GRANDPRIX'S NECK RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR! THAT WAS MORE OF A BRAINBUSTER THAN A SUPLEX! Scotty is now heading up top! He looks around, shouts something to the crowd before jumping... AND LANDING ON THE CHAIR IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING, NO DOUBT DOING SOME SERIOUS INTERNAL DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS!

The crowd wonder for a minute what happened, but they find out, as Anarchy slides into the ring casually. He pulled Grandprix out of the ring just as Scotty was about to make impact, causing great damage to the 'Dogg. Anarchy now pulls Scotty to his feet, before taunting him for a bit, picking him up, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN IN THE EXPLICIT LYRICS!

Anarchy goes for the cover here... is he going to pretty much steal yet another pin fall?

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THREEEEEEEEEEE!

SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

He's unconscious in the middle of the ring, and it doesn't look like he even knows he's been eliminated. Anarchy, however, does know where he is, what he's just done, and what has become of yet another opponent. He knows he's made it into the last three, and is standing in a strong position in the middle of the ring, having eliminated the last two competitors.

Suddenly, the crowd begin to make a lot of noise. Anarchy acts confused at first, but then decides to play along, thinking they're cheering him...

...Only when he looks to his right does he see Reaver (Ant), battered and bloody, staggering his way back down towards the ring. Everyone had nearly forgotten he was even in this match, including Anarchy (DW)! What's worse for Anarchy, is that he now has not only Reaver coming at him from the way he's facing, but approaching him from behind, chair in hands, is the current SRW Champion...