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Right all, EVERY match that we write for the forum wrestling thingy must be posted here.

At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.

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Hello and welcome to the Special Reserve arena where, tonight, the number one contender for the Light-Heavy Weight Championship will be determined. Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant), K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) and X-Pac (Kid Rock) will be battling it out to meet the current WWF Forum Light-Heavy Weight Champion, Christian (Grandprix).

“YO, YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” X-Pac (Kid Rock)’s music hits as the first of the three contenders for the Light-Heavy Weight title emerges from behind the Titen-Tron, welcomed by traditional booing and “X-Pac sucks!” chants. The camera zooms into the crowd to a see a boy holding a up a sign saying “Ant says: Too Cool Rule!” screaming “Scotty’s gonna kick your as…!” but the camera moves away before the sentence was finished. X-Pac gets into the ring and taunts on each turnbuckle, even though the crowd show no sign of friendliness towards him.

“TURN IT UP!” Too Cool’s music hit as Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) enters the arena, welcomed by a huge ovation. Scotty dances down the ramp, slapping the fans hand. But when he gets to one fan (The one with the “Ant says: Too Cool Rule” sign) he hugs him and starts to cry. Scotty just carries on down the ramp and slides into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle for some cheap pops but is attacked from behind by X-Pac (Kid Rock). X-Pac stomps on Scotty 2 Hotty and then taunts.

“GET ROWDY!” Road Doggs former music hits and K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) appears at the Titen-Tron welcomed with an even bigger ovation than Scotty (Ant). Kwik runs into the ring and knocks down X-Pac (Kid Rock) with a right hand, followed by Scotty the same way.

“DING, DING!” The match is officially underway and K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) is stomping the life out of Scotty (Ant). Kwik delivers a leg drop followed by an early cover but X-Pac (Kid Rock) breaks it up before the one count. X-Pac picks up Kwik and starts to deliver hard slaps to the chest followed by an Irish whip into the turnbuckle. X-Pac delivers more hard slaps to the chest of Kwik and then climbs up the turnbuckle himself. He clasps his legs round Kwik’s head and then drops, looking for the hurricanranna, but Scotty catches him in mid air and gives him back to Kwik. Kwik hits a huge powerbomb followed by a leg drop from Scotty. Scotty goes for the cover but Kwik hoist him up from the ground and then delivers a huge right hand, but unknown to Kwik, X-Pac is back up and swiftly applies the sleeper hold on him.

X-Pac (Kid Rock) is inhumanly applying the hold ever tighter, Kwik (Ice Blaster) can hardly breath. X-Pac has a wicked grin on his face as he pulls tighter, Kwik is starting to ‘Go to sleep’. The referee comes closer to check Kwik’s status. A couple of seconds after checking he starts to lift Kwik’s arm up. His arm is raised, and drops for the first time. The arm is raised for the second time, and is dropped again in succession. The arm is raised for the third time, Kwik looks totally out of it, how’s he going to get out of this one? But just before his arm is dropped, Scotty (Ant) dives at X-Pac and Kwik from behind and executes an amazing double facebuster! Scotty looks overwhelmed! He’s going to go for a double worm! But unfortunately for Scotty, Kwik cleverly goes for the roll-up! 1… 2… Kick-out straight after the two count.

X-Pac (Kid Rock) stumbles up and runs at Kwik (Ice Blaster), who delivers an outstanding dropkick to the face, knocking his back into the cold canvas. Kwik turns round and Scotty (Ant) kicks him in the groin and then executes a perfect DDT. Scotty gets up but X-Pac knocks him down with a clothesline. Kwik crawls over to X-Pac and delivers a low blow and then turns round, but just to be kicked in the face by Scotty. Scotty looks up but, WHAM! X-Pac hits him with a dropkick from the top rope. Kwik runs at X-Pac but X-Pac ducks and holds down the top rope, making Kwik go over the top.

X-Pac (Kid Rock) sees his chance and picks up Scotty (Ant). He delivers a few hard shots to the face and then kicks him in the groin. X-FACTOR! X-Pac perfectly executes the X-Factor on Scotty. X-Pac goes for the cover. 1… 2… Kwik (Ice Blaster) breaks it up out of no where! X-Pac gets up and punches Kwik in the face followed by an Irish whip out of the ring. Scotty rolls up X-Pac. 1… 2… 3!!! Scotty’s won it! He will meet the Light-Heavy Weight Champion at Risk! (You’d better choose that Cong! :-D)

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Thanks for reading and well done to Ant.

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Get yourself a comfy chair, something to eat and something to drink. Take the phone off the hook and disconnect the door bell. Arre you sitting comfortably? Good, cos this is a monster…
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Footage is shown from Porte Malebó airport earlier in the day as Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and Brian Clarke (Scott Giles) are turned away from entering the country due to passport irregularities.
Backstage Mr. Perfect (Shaneo) and Stevie Richards (Shaneo) are having coffee and a chat when the are approached by a breathless Cong Man.
CM: “Listen guys, get suited up, because you’re in the rumble, OK?”
SR: “Cool”
MP: “Nah, that’s not cool, Stevie...that’s just Perfect!”
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Much cheering from around the arena, as the fans show their appreciation for what has already proven to be an absolutely phenomenal event! Howard Finkel takes to the microphone “ Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for The Rumble in The Jungle over-the top-rope battle royale match!” Absolutely frantic cheering. “The forty competitors into this match have each drawn a number from one to forty, shortly the competitors who drew numbers one and two will enter the ring. They will be joined in a further two minutes by the competitor who drew number three and so on until all combatants have entered the ring. Elimination is achieved by throwing a competitor over the top rope to the floor. Both of the competitors feet must touch the floor in order for them to be eliminated. The winner is the last man left in the ring!” Howard Finkel exits the ring as we await our first competitor.

A low beat fills the arena, thud, thud thud thud,,, but this soon makes way to a faster Drum beat as Steve Blackman(Ant) makes his way to the ring, tough break drawing number one! Looks like the lethal weapon has come prepared though as he has a bag with him! Blackman slides into the ring under the ropes and opens up the bag revealing a kendo stick! Blackman stands facing the ramp and motions toward the back, daring his opponent to come to the ring!

Suddenly the arena is filled with coloured lights and a slightly strange sounding music as the sneering Hugh Morrus (Big_Slow) emerges from beneath the titan-tron and runs down to the ring. He slides in under the ropes ‘THWACK!’ and is met by a stinging shot from Blackman with that kendo stick! ‘THWACK!’ and another one for good measure! Remember, this is all legal as there are no DQs in this match! Blackman drags The Laughing Man back to his feet and positions his Kendo stick between Morrus’ legs before hoisting him up and slamming him back to the canvas, driving that Kendo stick where the sun don’t even think about shining in the process! Blackman follows up with a scything leg drop! As Hugh Morrus lies motionless on the canvas Steve Blackman goes back to his bag and retrieves a smaller pair of sticks, which he proceeds to impressively fling around his body for a couple of seconds before declaring “IT’S PARTY TIME!” By now The Laughing Man has had time to get to his feet, but he is met by a series of lightning quick blows from the lethal weapon and his sticks!!!

BZZZTTTT!!! There goes the buzzer, as our two minutes is up! A loud screeching piece of guitar music makes all our ears hurt as New York’s least favouroite son, Justin Credible (Rickoss) makes his way down to the ring, with Singapore Cane in hand!!! He stole that modified Kendo stick from the Sandman in his ECW days , I guess he figures he needs it against Blackman! Credible quickly enters the ring and waves the stick in Blackman’s direction. Blackman drops his smaller sticks and retrieves his Kendo stick! ‘THWACK!’ Credible to Blackman, the lethal weapon barely flinched! ‘THWACK!’ Credible staggers backwards as Blackman takes his turn! ‘THWACK’ Credible turns and gives Blackman some of his own medicine! ‘THWACk, THWACK THWACK!’ A trio of lighning fast Kendo stick shots from Blackman! ‘THWACK!’ LOW BLOW!!! Credible realised he wasn’t going to win a duel of canes with Blackman and hit him in the crotch with his cane instead!

BZZZTTTT!!! Ooh that’s the buzzer again as two minutes pass in the blink of an eye! ‘Ding! Ding! Dong!’ it’s Ken Shamrock (The Cong Man)! We haven’t seen him for a while now, but he’s going straight after his old adversary Steve Blackman! Justin Credible and Ken Shamrock are double teaming Steve Blackman (Ant)! Ankle Lock!!! ANKLE LOCK!!! Ken Shamrock has Steve Blackman locked in the ankle lock and the lethal weapon is screaming so loudly, you can hear him two block away! THWACK!!! And just to make matters worse, Justin Credible is hitting him across the back with his Singapore Cane as well! But Hugh Morrus is up! Back drop suplex on Justin Credible!!! Morrus gets back to his feet just in time to see a vicious clothesline from Ken Shamrock hit him square on the chin and send him tumbling backwards over the ropes to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Hugh Morrus (Big Slow)

Ken Shamrock (Cong) and Justin Credible (Rickoss) immediately back Steve Blackman (Ant) into the corner and attempt to force him over the ropes! But Blackman has a firm hold on the ropes and isn’t going to let go that easily! BZZZZTTTT!!! Oh My God!!! What is that awful music?!? Anyway, here’s Chuck Palumbo(Crash)! Which means no respite for Blackman as the former RAF pilot joins in the struggle to attempt to force Blackman over the ropes! Blackman swings a few chops and manages to extricate himself from that corner! Blackman looks down and finds that his Kendo stick is right next to him, THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! Blackman’s Kendo stick is broken as it crashes on to the heads of Credible, Palumbo and Shamrock who all tumble to the mat! Chuck Palumbo is first to his feet but gets met by a martial arts kick from Blackman! The Lethal Weapon is cleaning house! Justin Credible gets back to his feet only to get knocked down by another shot with the Kendo stick, Justin is busted wide open! But wait! Ken Shamrock grabs Blackman’s leg and pulls him down into a modified cross-leg breaker! Again you can hear Blackman scream in pain, as Shamrock is really doing a number on the leg of Blackman!

BZZZTTTT!!! “Caw, caw caaaaw” It’s Raven (Starlight)!!! Raven is our next competitor and he’s coming to the ring with a shopping cart loaded with plunder! Raven pulls a trash-can out of the trolley which has amongst other things in it, what looks like the remnants of a houseplant, a broom, a computer keyboard and some road signs! The bin is thrown into the ring and here comes Raven! Justin Credible is met by a trash-can lid to the head! Chuck Palumbo is next as Raven grabs another trash-can lid and gives Chucky a Trash-Can-chaito around the head! Palumbo collapses forward. Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman fall victim to shots with a stop-sign as Raven is indiscriminate about who he is taking down! Raven turns and is digging deep into that trash-can and he’s pulled out a fire extinguisher! He points it at Justin Credible who is down on his knees! Justin Credible pleads with Raven not to set the fire extinguisher off in his face! WHACK!!! Steve Blackman was up and just kicked that fire extinguisher right back into Raven’s face!!!!

BZZZTTTT!!! The sound of a car crashing is followed by a huge pop from the capacity crowd jammed into the municipál arena as Mankind (Ice Blaster) comes out to the ring! Foley is in no rush to get to the ring as he pauses to slap hands and sign autographs for these fanatic fans! Meanwhile, back in the ring all the keys come flying off the computer keyboard as Raven clocks Justin Credible full on in the face with it and Ken Shamrock has Chuck Palumbo in a headlock and is trying to force the remains of that houseplant into his mouth!?! “In all my years in wrestling I’ve never seen anything like that!” screams Jim Ross as Mankind finally makes his way into the ring where he is greeted by a crescent kick for Steve Blackman! Chuck Palumbo shoves Ken Shamrock forwards, breaking the headlock and sending the world most dangerous man off the ropes. As he comes back Chuck goes for a clothesline, but Shamrock stops dead and in one swift motion garbs Chucks arm and swings him hard into the ropes! Low bridge!!! Justin Credible dipped the ropes and Chucky goes tumbling to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Chuck Palumbo (Crash)

BZZZTTT!! Chuck Palumbo points angrily towards Justin Credible as Lance Storm (Mouldy Cheese) emerges from the back, ready to take his place in this contest. Justin Credible stands on the bottom rope talking trash with Chucky who is on the outside, which proves to be a huge mistake as Mankind grabs the bottom of his leg and dumps him over the top!

ELIMINATED: Justin Credible (Rickoss)

Lance Storm jumps up on to the aprons and pulls back on the top rope before catapulting himself into the ring with a double clothesline that takes out Raven and Steve Blackman! Storm gets back to his feet but gets hit from behind by a stop sign wielded by Mankind! A slightly badly pronounced Foley chant goes around the arena! BZZZZTTTTT!!! Woah! Check out that beat, here comes the big, bad and downright ugly Viscera (AfroJoe)! Viscera waddles his way down the ramp and into the ring, where Raven meets him with a clothesline that didn’t even phase him! Viscera with a big slam on Raven! WHAM!!! Double super-kick!!! Steve Blackman and Lance Storm put their efforts together and reap the rewards as Viscera tumbles backwards over the top rope, almost leaving a crater in the arena floor on the outside!

ELIMINATED: Viscera (AfroJoe)

Lance Storm (Mouldy Cheese) whips Steve Blackman (Ant) off the ropes, Storm drops down grabbing The Lethal Weapon’s leg and rolls forward coming up into a half-crab position!!! Blackman screams in pain as his already hurt leg gets stretched a bit more! CLANG!!! Trashcan lid to the head of Raven, courtesy of Mankind (Ice Blaster), no respite for Blackman though as Ken Shamrock (Cong) is quickly over and locks him in a spinning toe-hold! Raven with a stomp to Shamrock that breaks the hold though! BZZZTTTT! And here comes Bull Buchanan (AfroJoe)! Another face that we haven’t seen around in a while, the7-footer will want to make the most of this opportunity to get noticed! Bull sprints down to the ring, step over the top rope and hits a scissors kick right into the face of Raven! But Bull leaves himself wide open to a huge over-head release German suplex from Ken Shamrock! He landed right on his head!
Steve Blackman is back to his feet but is struggling to walk, looks like some real damage has been done to that leg! This is getting really hard to call, so much action going on! Mankind has Raven backed into a corner and has unleashed a flurry of punches at him, carrying on until he has slumped all the way to the bottom rope! Lance Storm hits a spinning heel kick right into Ken Shamrock’s face! BZZZTTTT! “What does everybody want?” Here comes Al Snow(Rickoss)! Al Snow sprints to the ring and he has got head with him! Al is quickly into the ring and he swings head at Bull Buchanan (AfroJoe) it hits him full on and sends him flying over the top rope!

ELIMINATED: Bull Buchanan (AfroJoe)

And look! Mankind and Steve Blackman have Ken Shamrock cornered and are trying to force him over the top! Shamrock clings on for dear life, but he too gets cracked over the head with a head shot from Al Snow! Shamrock loses his grip!

ELIMINATED: Ken Shamrock (The Cong Man)

Raven throws Lance Storm runs at Raven, Raven side-steps and launches him over the top rope! But Lance Storm held on! He grabbed the top rope as he went and lands on the canvas, he pulls on the rope and catapults himself back in, hitting Raven with a spinning wheel kick! BZZZZTTTTT!!! “Yo it’s me, it’s me, it’s D-D-P!!! Here comes the former WCW Champion Diamond Dallas Page (Mouldy Cheese)! Steve Blackman continues doing his best to hobble around the ring, he’s been in there a long time now! Raven has Lance Storm locked up again, suplex attempt, blocked, snap suplex! Lance Storm with a great counter!

Al Snow (Rickoss) and Mankind (Ice Blaster) are in a collar and elbow tie up! Al with the go-behind, but a big elbow from Mankind breaks it up. Mankind quickly turns around and buries a boot into Al Snow’s stomach, he pulls Al’s arms up and hits a double underhook DDT! Mankind is now going into his pants for something!!! He’s GOT SOCKO!!! Al staggers back up and gets that sweaty gym sock rammed right down his throat!! UGH!!! BZZZZZTTTTT!!!

“IF YOU SMELL-EL-EL-ELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING” The crowd shoot to their feet as they get a glimpse of the man they have all been waiting to see! Here comes THE ROCK (Starlight)!!! Lance Storm attempts to meet the Rock as soon as he gets into the ring with a big right hand, but the Rock blocks it and fires in a couple of his own, backing Storm into the ropes. The Rock pulls his hand back, spits on it and delivers a huge smack to Storm which send him all the way over the ropes and to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Lance Storm (Mouldy Cheese)

Raven tries to hit the Rock from Behind but, in one swift motion, the Rock turns, ducks and hits Raven with a Rock Bottom!!! WHACK!!! The Rocks hot streak is ended by Al Snow hitting him over the back of his head with head! Al Snow raises Head to the crowd but gets only boos in return! KIP-UP!!! The Rock shot straight back up! Al with a kick, blocked DDT!!! Kick comes in from Blackman! But The Rock caught his foot! Leg-lace takedown into a sharp-shooter! The Rock has the already injured Steve Blackman (Ant) locked in the sharp-shooter! Al Snow screams in pain!!!

BZZZTTTT!!! ”Heeeeelloooooo Ladies”, it’s Val Venis (The Cong Man)!!! Val makes his way halfway down the ramp, before removing his towel and sprinting to the ring! Val with an elbow to the back of the Rocks head, breaking up that sharp-shooter! Raven with a huge DDT to Al Snow!!! Head goes flying out of the ring! Mankind hits a three quarter turning neck-breaker on DDP!!! Val Venis has the Rock up and sends him off the ropes, clothesline attempt, The Rock blocks, grabs Val’s arm and spins around into a DDT!!! There’s a lot of heads hitting the mat right now!!! Raven grabs Mankind and whips him into the corner, following straight in with a clothes-line, the force of which makes Mankind stagger out of the corner, Raven quickly follows up with a bulldog too!

The Rock has Steve Blackman now and whips him off the ropes, Blackman can barely run and half-runs, half-hobble back toward the Rock, as The Rock takes three steps backwards, getting himself nearer the ropes, BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX!!!! And the Rock was so near the ropes Blackman cleared them and lands in a crumpled heap on the floor!!!

ELIMINATED: Steve Blackman (Ant)

BZZZTTTT!!! A HUUUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEEE! Crowd pop as Shawn Michael’s music hits and The Heartbreak Kid himself emerges from beneath the Titan-tron. Shawn Michaels (Longy) makes his way to the ring and stands on the apron, pausing to give the crowd a quick wiggle of his hips, which causes much hysteria among the ladies, one particularly fat girl in the front row (Mystique) passes out and has to be taken away by paramedics. Michaels makes his way up to the top rope unseen by the combatants in the ring, who are all busy knocking seven bells out of each other. Val Venis turns just in time to see The Heartbreak Kid flying towards him with a cross-body! The Rock (Starlight) is sent hard into the corner by Mankind (Ice Blaster). Mankind goes to follow in but The Rock explodes out of the corner with a huge flying clothesline which knocks Mankind for a full 360° loop!

BZZZTTTT!!! Here comes Tommy Dreamer (Big_Slow) and he’s coming out to his old ECW music! The fans look puzzled, they obviously never got ECW over here and have no idea who Dreamer is... Dreamer makes his way to the ring regardless. In the ring, DDP has Val Venis in position and hauls him up into a power-bomb position before spinning a couple of times and driving him into the mat! Spinning Powerbomb! Dreamer is in the ring and is going blow for blow with Raven! Here’s an old rivalry being revived! Al Snow goes to blindside DDP who has just got up from that powerbomb , but DDP sees it coming and---DIAMOND CUTTER! Al Snow isn’t moving on the mat, DDP hit that right on the money!

BZZZTTTT!!!OH MY GOD!!! That music!!! It can’t be! IT IS!!! Bret Hart (Crash)!!! A gigantic crowd pop for the WWF legend! Bret Hart slowly makes his way to the ring, he’s in no rush and why should he be? He gets to the side of the ring and narrowly avoiding Mankind who has just flown over the top rope, courtesy of the Rock using his own momentum against him!

ELIMINATED: Mankind (Ice Blaster)

Bret Hart makes his way into the ring and immediately locks eyes with The Rock (Starlight) But it’s Shawn Michaels (Longy) who knocks Bret Hart down with a drop-kick from the blindside! The Heartbreak has obviously not forgotten the feud he had all those years ago with ‘The Hitman’! Al Snow (Rickoss) connects with a crescent kick to DDP and turns in time to catch Val Venis (The Cong Man) trying to rush him. Al’s got his arms locked! Al grins as the crowd cheer and he reigns a salvo of head-butts on to Val! BZZZTTTTT!!!! Look there on the ramp! It’s the genetic freak Scott Steiner (The Cong Man)!!! Steiner makes his way into the ring pausing only to plant a kiss on each of his ‘peaks’.

Steiner is quickly into the ring and immediately hits a rolling belly-to-belly suplex on Raven (Starlight) who had tried to cut him off! Raven bounces back up and straight into a DDT from Tommy Dreamer! Dreamer talks trash to Raven, but then gets dropped right on his head due to an over head belly to belly suplex from Big Poppa Pump! Val Venis downs the Rock with a backbreaker! Val stands over the fallen people’s champ giving a quick grind before sitting down and laying some punches onto the Great one! Raven has Tommy Dreamer backed into the corner and sets him up on the top rope. Dreamer looks like he’s on dream street as Raven climbs up to join him! He’s going for a superplex! But wait Dreamer with a couple of blows to the mid section and he goes to push Raven off, but Raven pushes back and they both fall to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Raven (Starlight) and Tommy Dreamer (Big_Slow)

BZZZTTTT!! The Rumble In The Jungle theme music ‘Da Antidote’ By The Stanton Warriors plays, as late entry Steven Richards (Shaneo) makes his way to the ring! Big Stevie Cool is one of two unannounced competitors to be taking part in this Rumble as Kronic, Brian Clarke and Brian Adams (Scott Giles) were turned away at customs! Richards enters the ring and is immediately hit by a Scott Steiner drop-kick! Incredible agility from a man that size! Tommy Dreamer and Raven continue to brawl on the floor as our team of referees desperately try to separate them!

Val Venis off the ropes, Brett Hart with a drop toe-hold! Float over by Bret into a modified head lock! DDP whips Al Snow off the ropes DDP ducks, telegraphed it! Boot to the face from Snow! But Val has Snow now, Russian leg sweep! DDP with A DDT to Val! Scott Steiner pulls Al Snow back to his feet, and GORILLA PRESS!!! Great display of strength from Scott Steiner as he walks to the ropes and nonchalantly tosses Al Snow to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Al Snow (Rickoss)

BZZZTTTT. As the referees are scraping what is left of Al Snow off the floor and helping him to the back, out comes The Bossman (MikeAll). Who meets the referees dragging Al Snow’s limp body away halfway down the ramp where he brutalises the defencless Snow with his nightstick! Snow is busted up real bad now! The Bossman is finally convinced to leave Snow alone and continues to make his way to the ring! Val Venis with a Russian Leg-Sweep to Shawn Michaels! Val goes up top---MONEY SHO...nope! Michaels moved! Val bounces right up to his feet as The Heartbreak kid is going for...hold on, Stevie is setting for his Stevie Kick and Shawn Michaels is set for the sweet chin music and WHAM!!! Val Venis takes two super-kicks to the head from opposite corners! His head just got squashed like a pancake!

BZZTTTT!!! This sold out crowd is on their feet as The Godfather (Tazz) makes his way to the ring with his usual compliment of lovely ‘escorts’! Godfather isn’t rushing to get involved in this one, preferring instead to do a little dancing with his ladies on the outside first! DDP (Mpuldy Cheese) fires a couple of straight right hands at Steven Richards (Shaneo) before finishing him off with a discus punch! Stevie slumps to the floor but the Bossman (MikeAll) clobbers DDP with his nightstic, that he brought into the ring with him! Bossman now turns his attentions to Stevie, he’s got his legs, maybe looking for a Boston crab? No Boosman falls backwards, CATAPULT! Stevie into and over the ropes!!!

ELIMINATED: Steven Richards (Shaneo)

Shawn Michaels continues to brawl with Bret Hart as Scott Steiner and the Rock trade blows. Val Venis goes toe-to-toe with DDP and The Bossman and The Godfather have paired off too! When, BZZZTTTT!!!! “Laaaatiiiino Heat” Here comes Eddie Guerrero (Ice Blaster)! Latino Heat himself! The former European Champion makes possibly the slowest entrance of the day as he chooses to strut and preen his way down to the ring! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Shawn Michaels just kicked DDP clean over the top rope!!!

ELIMINATED: DDP (Mouldy Cheese)

The Bossman is whipped into the corner by The Godfather who winds up to a huge crowd pop. THE HO TRAIN!!! Bossman just got squashed! Bossman staggers out of the corner and is met by a huge clothesline from the Rock! Godfather over the top, but wait he’s caught the top rope and is dangling there, he’s too big to haul himself back in though! Look at this! Eddie Guerrero has spotted Bossman’s predicament and has walked over, he prises Bossman’s fingers open one by one and the former corrections office falls to the floor!

ELIMINATED: The Bossman (Mike All)

BZZZTTTTT!!!”Oh you didn’t know?” Here comes The Road Dogg (Kid Rock)!!!! “Your better call some bodyyyyyyyy” Val Venis and Bret Hart with a double clothesline which sends The Godfather to the floor!

ELIMINATED: The Godfather (Tazz)

Road Dogg straight into the action as he fires in a pair of right hands on Eddie Guererro before doing a little shimmy and a huge right hand knocks Guerrero to the mat! Shawn Michaels gets hit with a back-drop suplex, perfectly executed or course by Bret Hart! Scott Steiner has The Rock on the mat and he’s locked in The Steiner Recliner!!! Rocky is screaming in pain!

BZZZZZTTTTT!!! The sound of smashing glass brings the audience to it’s feet as Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) makes his way into the ring. “ Business is about to pick up” Says Kamala in very clipped English, the first words he’s said from the commentary position to make sense all day! Stone Cold is quickly into the ring, where he Val Venis (Cong Man) tries to rush him, The Texas Rattlesnake steps to one side though and gives Val a push sending his straight over the top rope!

ELIMINATED: Val Venis (The Cong Man)

The Rock lays a couple of punches on to the Road Dogg, before iminting his shimmy, drawing his hand back, spitting on it and slapping The D-O- double G straight over the top rope!

ELIMINATED: Road Dogg (Kid Rock)

Scott Steiner has Eddie Guerrero up in a body slam position, but instead of slamming him, he dumps him to the floor! The bodies are really starting to tumble out of that ring now!

ELIMINATED: Eddie Guerrero (Ice Blaster)

BZZZTTTT!!! Here comes former WWF commissioner William Regal and---LOOK AT HIS HAND!!! He’s brought those brass knucks with him! Still Regal doesn’t look to keen to get into this one and stands on the outside remonstrating with the referees rather than getting into the ring! Stone Cold with the Irish-Whip to Scott Steiner, Lou Thesz press! And a salvo of punches to the one time Steiner Brother’s head for good measure! Regal finally gets into the ring and is pounced upon by Bret Hart, right hands from The Hitman, Regal with a block, forearm to The Hitman which backs him into the ropes! REGAL USED THE KNUCKS!!! Straight into Bret Hart’s face and he tumbles over the top and to the floor where he lays unconscious!

ELIMINATED: Bret Hart (Crash)

The fans boo Regal loudly for that action, but the boos turn to cheers as Regal turns back to the action and is immediately caught in The Rock’s PIE-BUSTER!!! Into the sharp-shooter! Huge crowd pop! Looks like the knucks went flying out of the ring as well! BZZZTTTT!!!

Here comes long-serving veteran of the mat wars Faarooq (Longy)! The APA member, in stark contrast to Regal, wastes no time running into the ring! Shawn Michaels goes to cut him off but gets whipped into the ropes for his trouble and as he comes back Faarooq drills him with a vicious standing spine-buster! Austin, meanwhile is being whipped off the other ropes and is met by a Steiner-line from Big Poppa Pump, who pauses to kiss his bulging bicep before dropping an elbow on Austin! Steiner makes the cover---1---2---3---4---5—6—7---8, well he can lie on Austin all day, the big dumb SOB has forgotten the only way to eliminate your opponent is over the ropes!

BZZZTTTT!!! ”Here come the money!” It’s Shane McMahon (Cong Man)! And look! He’s got Paul Heyman with him! What on earth?!? They’re bringing a table to the ring with them! Shane O’Mac dances about a bit at the top of the ramp before making his way down to the ring. William Regal continues to got toe-to-toe with the Rock, stunning him with a pair of forearms, he goes for a third and it connects. Regal sends Rock off the ropes, as he comes back he goes for a clothesline Rock ducks and whips Regal off the ropes! Regal comes back, Rocky sidesteps and accelerates Regal straight over the top! No wait! He caught himself, but his grip fades and Regal falls to the floor!

ELIMINATED: William Regal (Grandprix)

Shane O’Mac is now in the ring and Paul Heyman has set that table up on the outside! Scott Steiner lifts Faarooq for an atomic drop, but manages to atagger forward and dumps him over the ropes instead!

ELIMINATED Faarooq (Longy)

Shawn Michael continues to tangle with The Rock, right hand from HBK, blocked the Rock lays the smack down on Michaels Candy-! Sending him over the ropes but Michaels held on and lands on the apron, a huge ‘ooooohhhhh’ goes up from the fans! Michaels turns and gives them a grind of the hips, but in doing so doesn’t see the Texas Rattlesnake whipped off the ropes straight into Michaels! He falls to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Shawn Michaels (Longy)

BZZZTTTTT!!! Here comes Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) and is it just me, or does the big man look even more annoyed than usual?!? Perhaps angry at the lack of TV time he’s had lately! Awesome wastes no time getting to the apron and uses the ropes to catapult himself into the ring taking out The Rock and Scott Steiner as he does so with a double clothesline! Stone Cold is felled by a big boot from the big Awesome who now goes after Shane McMahon! The Boy Wonder is whipped into the corner, AWESOME SPLASH! Shane McMAhon staggers out of the corner doubled up and Awesome quickly shoves him into position for a powerbomb! Awesome has him up, but look at this!!! Awesome runs the length of the ring before launching Shane O’Mac over the top rope and straight through the table that he brought to ringside himself! RUNNING AWESOME BOMB TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH A TABLE!!! OUCH!!!

ELIMINATED: Shane McMahon (The Cong Man)

BZZZTTTT!!! The strange sounds of the Jungle fills the arena as the enormous afro of Haku (Crash) looms menacingly into sight! Meanwhile, back in the ring Stone Cold and the Rock have over-powered Awesome and are attempting to force him over the ropes! But Awesome hangs on and manages to break free with a pair of head-butts! Scott Stiener immediately goes after Haku, but a pair of shots to the Tongan monster’s head has no effect! Haku fires back with a big headbutt! Steiner wobbles but doesn’t go down! Haku whips him hard into the corner and follows in with a pair of chops that echo all the way through this arena. STEINER WITH A KNEE TO THE GROIN! Steiner uses the low blow to his advantage and rams Haku’s head a couple of times into the top turnbuckle! This doesn’t even register though and Haku bangs his own head on the turnbuckle a couple more times just for good measure! Another headbutt form Haku leaves Steiner on his back!

BZZTTTT!!! A cheesy piece of guitar music plays and Jeff Jarrett makes his way out, complete with guitar! Jarrett gets to the ring but finds Haku waiting for him and so Double J thinks twice about getting into the ring! The referees are trying to convince Jarrett to get into the ring! Haku is keaning through the ropes eager to get his hands on Jarrett, Jarrett takes a step back AND SMASHES THAT GUITAR RIGHT OVER HAKU’S HEAD!!! BUT WAIT!!! Haku rears up and looks happy about it! He wants more!!! But Awesome blindsides Haku! A running elbow to the back of the monster’s head sends him over the rope and Jarrett scurrying round to the other side of the ring! The referees have to step in to prevent Haku getting back in the ring!

ELIMINATED: Haku (Crash)

BZZTTTT!!! Oh my! It’s the man-beast Rhyno (Jetster)! Rhyno paises on the ramp, only to adjust his wrist taping before sprinting to the ring! The Rock with a rock-bottom to Jeff Jarrett, who only just got into the ring! Rhyno is set in the corner signalling for him to get up and as The Rock turns back to the action Rhyno gores him clean over the top rope! GORE! GORE! GORE! WOAH!!! That was some impact!

ELIMINATED: The Rock (Starlight)

Mike Awesome is reinging the blows in on Austin, but STUNNER!! Out of nowhere Austin just stunned Awesome! Rhyno runs at Scott Steiner who is stood in the middle of the ring. Rhyno picks Steiner up as he goes and keeps running giving a little push as he reaches the rope and sending the genetic freak to the floor! Rhyno is on a roll!!!

ELIMINATED: Scott Steiner (The Cong Man)

BZZZZTTTT!! The APA’s music hits for the second time tonight as Bradshaw (Kid Rock) makes his way out to take his place in this huge match-up! Stone Cold and Jeff Jarrett are tading blows and the Texas Rattlesnake comes off better sending Jarrett into the corner! Austin follows in astomps a mudhole in Double J and walking it dry as the fans shout “Que?” Mike Awesome and Rhyno are absolutely laying into each other at the same time, right in the centre of the ring! Bradshaw strides hos way over the top rope and immediately makes a bee-line for Rhyno, helping Awesome send him to the mat where the big Texan jumps on top and lands some big soup bowl-like right hands on the man-beast!

BZZZTTTT!!! ”Test, Test, This is a Test.” And here indeed, as the music informed us is Test (Longy)! Test walks down the ramp oozing arrogance like only a man who has immunity from being fired can do! Test has his sights on Bradshaw and nails him from behind as he was too busy stomping the life out of Rhyno. Jeff Jarrett looks in abd way from the beating Austin has goiven him and is lying in the corner, arms and legs wrapped around the bottom rope, determined that no-one will even get close to eliminating him!

BZZZTTTT!! Stanton Warrior’s ‘Da Antidote’ blares through the cheap PA system in the Municipál arena once again, denoting the arrival of a wrestler so low key that he doesn’t even have his own entry music any more, Chaz (Big_Slow). Chaz sprints to the ring and charges straight at Austin determined to make a name for himself. Austin is too busy punching the life out of Rhyno to see him coming, but wait! Austins last punch on Rhyno caused the Rattlesnake to move forwards and Chaz misses! Straight into and over the ropes! Erm, well now, that wasn’t very clever was it?

ELIMINATED: Chaz (Big_Slow)

BZZZTTTT!!! As Chaz curses what he considers his own bad luck and the rest of us consider his stupidity, the fans rises to their feet and salute the WWF’s own superhero The Hurricane (Crash)! Hurricane sprints to the ring and plants a boot in to Srone Cold’s stomach. Helms follows up by wrapping his hand around Austin’s throat. CHOKE---erm, nope, he can’t get him up. STUNNER!!! Out of nowhere Austin just stunned Helms! Jeff Jarrett, who has finally ventured out from the ropes, gets whipped into the corner by Rhyno. RHYNO CHARGES---AND--GOR--NO!!! Jarrett moved, but WHAM!!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Jarrett dodged one bullet but Bradshaw found the mark with that shot! GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno explodes out of the corner and nails Bradshaw!

BZZZTTTT!!! The screen counts down the arrival of Chris Jericho (Scott Giles), who struts to the ring with all his usual swagger. Before Y2J has even had chance to get to the ring though, The Hurricane is heading in the opposite direction courtesy of being stood too close to the ropes as Test hit him with a huge big boot.

ELIMINATED: The Hurricane (Crash)

Jericho is now in the ring and preys on the easy picking of the absolutely exhausted Jeff Jarrett who staggers straight into a double underhook back-breaker from Jericho. Stone Cold runs to attack Jericho though and gets in a couple of big right hands before whipping Jericho off the ropes LOU THESZ PRE---NO! Jericho blocked it and has Austin’s feet he’s going for THE WALLS OF JERI---NOPE!!! Jericho falls backwards instead and catapults Austin! AUSTIN OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!!!

ELIMINATED: Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock)

BZZTTTT!!! Here comes Albert (Jetster) now, dancing his way out to the ring to Scotty 2 Hotty’s music! Mike Awesome has his huge frame up on the top rope and he has Test and Bradshaw both down on the mat to aim for. AWESOME SPLASH!!! He got ‘em both cos he’s so damn big!!! Jeff Jarrett whipped into the corner by Albert who hits him with a corner splash! Jericho mops up whats left by Drop-kicking Double J in the back, the exhausted Jarrett tumbles to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Jeff Jarrett (AfroJoe)

B-ZZ-T-T!!! The buzzer is beginning to sound a bit knackered as the Japanese Buzzsaw, Tajiri (Starlight) makes his way out to the ring. Tajiri instantly makes his presence felt by nailing Chris Jericho woith a trio of stiff kicks to the head. Jericho sinks to his knees and Tajiri lines up a knock-out blow, but Mike Awesome is creeping up behind him BACK KICK!!! Tajiri must have a sixth sense to know Awesome was behind him! The big man is caught off guard and flies over the rope landing with a sickening thud on the floor

EIMINATED: Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese)

B-----Z-----T!!! We barely hear the tiring buzzer now, but we hear Kurt Angle (Grandprix)’s music as it seems the Olympian secured himself a plum draw in this one! Kurt stands on the ramp signalling his own pyro as the real fireworks are happening in the ring! Bradshaw just uncharacteristically went up top, but Benoit kicked the ropes and the big Texan has fallen to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Bradshaw (Kid Rock)

B------T!!! As the buzzer dies out on us the last entry makes his way into the ring and he’s drawn the ‘perfect’ entry! It’s our other late entrant, Mr. Perfect (Shaneo)! Albert whips Tajiri into the corenr and goes to follow in with a charge, but Tajiri is quickly onto the top rope and has a tarantula locked in! But look at Kurt Angle, off the ropes, baseball slide drop kick, under Albert and the ropes to the head of Tajiri, Tajiri’s hold on Albert slips and he just fell right onto his head on the outside! His feet soon follow.

ELIMINATED: Tajiri (Starlight)

Test and Rhyno with a double clothesline to Albert who almost, but not quite, manages to hang on to the ropes. A comfortable upright landing is no consolation to the hip-hop hippo!

ELIMINATED: Albert (Jetster)

Rhyno’s part in the double clothesline left him open from behind though and it’s Mr. Perfect with a simple push over the ropes to finally eliminate the Man-Beast!

ELIMINATED: Rhyno (Jetster)

As Mr. Perfect turns back to the ring though, he finds Test who nails him with a huge pair of forearm shots! Kurt Angle with a waist-lock on Jericho which soon becomes a very painful looking overhead-release German Suplex! Jericho got folded up like an accordion right there! Test continues to beat down on Mr. Perfect who is getting beaten like a government mule out there! Mr. Perfect is a wily ring veteran though and with a quick tug of Test’s leather pants sends Mr. Immunity’s head crashing into the turnbuckle!

Chris Jericho with a snap suplex on Kurt Angle. Mr. Perfect with a front-face lock on Test. Test pushes perfect off and into the ropes, BIG BOOT!!! Perfect crashes to the floor right out in front of our announcer table!

ELIMINATED: Mr. Perfect (Shaneo)

Kurt Angle staggers back to his feet as Jericho looks at Test and Test looks back, they charge the Olympian, double clothesline over the ropes!!! He’s gone!!!

ELIMINATED: Kurt Angle (Grandprix)
Jericho wastes no time and immediately bounces off the ropes next to him SPRINGBOARD DROP-KI---!!!NO!!! Test caught him and dumps him over the ropes. Test turns to celebrate and doesn’t see Jericho desperately hanging on!!! Jericho struggles and finally gets a foot on the apron. He pulls back on the ropes, catapulting himself onto the top rope, spring board spinning kick the length of the ring, into the back of Test!!! Test over the top!!! Jericho has won!!!

ElIMINATED: Test (Longy)

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the Royal Rumble mathc and a title shot of his pleasing at the next WWF Forum Pay-per-view….CHRIS JERICHO (Scott Giles)

RESULTS SUMMARY
ORDER OF ENTRY
1. Steve Blackman (Ant)
2. Hugh Morrus (Big_Slow)
3. Justin Credible (Rickoss)
4. Ken Shamrock (The_Cong_Man)
5. Chuck Palumbo (Crash)
6. Raven (Starlight)
7. Mankind (Ice Blaster)
8. Lance Storm (Mouldy Cheese)
9. Viscera (AfroJoe)
10. Bull Buchanan (AfroJoe)
11. Al Snow (Rickoss)
12. DDP (Mouldy Cheese)
13. The Rock (Starlight)
14. Val Venis (The Cong Man)
15. Shawn Michaels (Longy)
16. Tommy Dreamer (Big_Slow)
17. Bret Hart (Crash)
18. Scott Steiner (The Cong Man)
19. Brian Clark (Scott Giles) WITHDRAWN Replaced by Stevie Richards
20. The Bossman (MikeAll)
21. The Godfather (Tazz)
22. Eddie Guerrero (Ice Blaster)
23. Road Dogg (Kid Rock)
24. Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock)
25. William Regal (Grandprix)
26. Faarooq (Longy)
27. Shane McMahon (The Cong Man)
28. Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese)
29. Haku (Crash)
30. Jeff Jarrett (AfroJoe)
31. Rhyno (Jetster)
32. Bradshaw (Kid Rock)
33. Test (Longy)
34. Chaz (Big_Slow)
35. The Hurricane (Crash)
36. Chris Jericho (Scott Giles)
37. Albert (Jetster)
38. Tajiri (Starlight)
39. Kurt Angle (Grandprix)
40. Brian Adams (Scott Giles) WITHDRAWN Replaced by Mr.Perfect (Shaneo)

RESULTS SUMMARY
ORDER OF ELIMINATION
1. Hugh Morrus (Big_Slow)
2. Chuck Palumbo (Crash)
3. Justin Credible (Rickoss)
4. Viscera (AfroJoe)
5. Bull Buchanan (AfroJoe)
6. Ken Shamrock (The_Cong_Man)
7. Lance Storm (Mouldy Cheese)
8. Steve Blackman (Ant)
9. Mankind (Ice Blaster)
10=. Raven (Starlight)
10=. Tommy Dreamer (Big_Slow)
12. Al Snow (Rickoss)
13. Stevie Richards (Shaneo)
14. DDP (Mouldy Cheese)
15. The Bossman (MikeAll)
16. The Godfather (Tazz)
17. Val Venis (The Cong Man)
18. Road Dogg (Kid Rock)
19. Eddie Guerrero (Ice Blaster)
20. Bret Hart (Crash)
21. William Regal (Grandprix)
22. Faarooq (Longy)
23. Shawn Michaels (Longy)
24. Shane McMahon (The Cong Man)
25. Haku (Crash)
26. The Rock (Starlight)
27. Scott Steiner (The Cong Man)
28. Chaz (Big_Slow)
29. The Hurricane (Crash)
30. Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock)
31. Jeff Jarrett (AfroJoe)
32. Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese)
33. Bradshaw (Kid Rock)
34. Tajiri (Starlight)
35. Albert (Jetster)
36. Rhyno (Jetster)
37. Mr.Perfect (Shaneo)
38. Kurt Angle (Grandprix)
39. Test (Longy)
WINNER!!! Chris Jericho (Scott Giles)

Congratulations, to well, erm me, for being able to write all that :P Thanks to anyone who is till reading ;)

Hello and welcome to the WWF Forum Wrestling PPV! This is the WWF Title Iron Man 60 minute match, so this should be a big, big match we have for you tonight. This match will be the last match before we go right into the Royal Rumble. This match will be a battle between 2 of the biggest men in the WWF, Kane (Starlight) and Kevin Nash (Allardini). It will be a truely unmissable match. Today's referee will be Earl Hebner (Tony). My usual words of advice... Enjoy!

The nWo's music hits. This main event match is starting now, with the arrival of Kevin Nash (Allardini). Nash comes down the ramp to boos from the crowd. Him and his fellow partners in the nWo have been wrecking havoc on the WWF as of late, and this has given Nash the reputation that he has now. Nash climbs into the ring and celebrates as the nWo music comes to an end.

BANG! Kane's music starts. Here comes the Big Red Machine, Kane (Satrlight), ready for his encounter with Nash for the WWf Title. Kane looks ready for this big match, as he climbs into the ring. Nash scrambles out and The Big red Monster is left on his own to do his usual entrance feature. Kane lifts his arms up slowly, and brings them crashing down, as fire engulfes the ring from the corner posts. Nahs climbs back onto the apron and slowly slides through the ropes.

Kane turns his back on Nash, and Nash quickly gets up and knocks Kane down from behind. What a hard clothesline to start the match with. DING DING DING! The match has begun and the timer has started. 60 mins to go on the clock. Kane tries to get back to his feet, but Nash is using his stroing punches to Kane's back, to keep him from rising off his knees. Kane is reaching out for the ropes, desperately trying to find a way back onto his feet, but Nash kciks him in the back of the head, which sends Kane crashing back down to the floor again. Nash stomps on Kane while he is on the ground a few times, before pulling the Big Red Machine up by the hair. He tries to whip Kane off the ropes, but Kane reverses and comes back with a big clothesline for his first offense of the match. Kane is now stomping on Nash, but Nash quickly reaches back for the ropes, and manages to get the ref to break Kane away from him. Kane is trying to get past the ref to stomp on Nash again, but Nash has quickly got back to his feet before Kane could break free from the ref's holding Kane back, and hits a hard clothesline on Kane. Nash goes for the cover. Hebner (Tony) goes for the count. 1 and not even a 2 count before Kane kicks out. It takes a lot more than that to keep the Big Red Machine down for 3.

Nash is trying to stop Kane from rising, by kicking him hard in the face. He does this 5 times before Kane actually manages to counter by grabbing Nash's leg, and pushing him backwards. Kane gets up, and so does Nash. They run at each other and hit a double clothesline together. Nash's seems to have done more damage, as Kane looks in more pain after falling over. This is the truth, as Nash is first to his feet. He heads outside the ring, and picks up the nearest chair, and folds it up. Kane is starting to move in the ring, as Nash climbs in, with chair in hand. Nash is setting him up for a chair shot. The ref quickly sees this, and grabs the chair out of Nash's hands. Nash and the ref are arguing over the chair, when Kane runs at Nash. Nash realises though, and ducks under a clothesline The Big Red Machine tries to hit him with, and counters that with his own big clothesline. The ref drops the chair out of the ring as Nash makes his way back to his feet.

Nash is now stomping on Kane again, but Kane is pushing his way up, doing his best to ignore Nash kicking him. Kane is on his feet. Him and Nash are now exchanging blows, hard shots to each others faces. Kane knocks down Nash first, but picks him up automatically and throws Nash off the ropes. Nash comes back into a Big Boot. Kane looks even more angry than he was when he first came into the ring, and he is now picking up Nash by the hair again. He sets Nash up for a Suplex, but he decides to change his mind and throws the nWo member into the corner. Kane runs at Nash and clotheslines him hard in the corner. Nash slumps down in the corner, low enough for Kane to start choking him with his foot. Nash is waving frantically in the corner. 1 2 3 4 and Kane lets go of Nash, he doesn't want to lose the first fall due to a DQ. Nash is staggering to his feet. He walks right into the hand of Kane, which wraps around his throat. Chokeslam! Kane hits the Chokeslam on Nash! He goes for a cover. Referee Earl Hebner (Tony) makes the count. 1 2 3. DING DING DING! Kane secures the first fall of the match after a Chokeslam to Nash.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 1 - 0 KEVIN NASH
There are 55 mins to go on the clock.

Kane starts off by going right for Nash after the 30 second break between falls. He hits Nash in the face 3 times with huge uppercuts. Nash falls back onto the ropes. Kane chops him in the ribs a few times, and throws Nash across the ring in an Irish Whip. Nash returns, but ducks under the clothesline that Kane was about to give him, and hits a Neckbreaker. A nice strong Neckbreaker there by Kevin Nash (allardini). Nash picks Kane up and kicks him in the ribs. Nash puts Kane between his legs. It looks like he is going for The Jacknife Powerbomb. Will he be able to lift Kane? Kane has just answered that question by ducking Nash over his head. Kane is now back on his stomping method, stomping the hell out of Nash. Nash is trying to get over to the ropes, but he can't reach. Kane picks Nash up by the hair and sets him up for a suplex, which this time, he successfully hits. Nash's clutches his back after that powerful suplex. Kane goes for a leg drop, which he hits on Nash. Kane just using simple moves and strikes to keep the nWo member Nash down. Kane is reaching down and picking Kevin Nash up again. He lifts Nash up and hits him with a Follaway Slam! That was a big manouvre there by Kane, and the ring was shaken when Nash's body hit the ground. Nash is hurting. Kane goes for a cover. Earl Hebner makes the count. 1 2 and a kick out at the last moment by Nash. He nearly went 2 - 0 down there. That wouldn't put him in too good a situation.

Kane sits up, hardly believing he didn't get a fall and make it 2 - 0 from that. He hits Nash a few more times with hard punches to the head. He then starts to climb the turnbuckle post. Kane makes his way up top, and waits for Nash to get to his feet, which he does, but slowly. Kane jumps, and knocks Nash down with the Flying Clothesline. Nash is out cold this time, but he has fallen near the ropes. Kane goes for another cover. The ref makes the count. 1 2 3... no, the Referee has spotted Nash's foot on the ropes. Nash has once again just saved himself from going 2 - 0 down. How much more can he take from Kane? Kane is looking frustrated now. He hits his hands off the mat as he makes his way back to his feet again. Kane is really unlucky not to be 2 - 0 up at this point, with not even 10 mins gone. He gets to his feet again, and tries to pick Nash up, again by his long hair. Nash counters though, and hits Kane with a low blow. Luckily for Nash, the Ref didn't see that low blow. Kane is holding his and Nash strikes him with a few punches. Nash looks to start his offence again. He hits an arm drag on Kane, who starts to fight back. Cover by Nash. Referee Earl Hebner (Tony) makes the cover. 1 2 and Kane kicks out as soon as the Ref hit his hand down the second time.

Nash is back on his feet, and is starting to stomp on Kane. Kane falls back over. Nash kicks him in the face and he falls flat onto his back. Nash now proceeds to pick Kane up and kick him in the chest. Nash sees Kane bent forward, and sets him up for a Suplex, which he hits perfectly. Nice Suplex there from Kevin Nash. Nash is heading up top now. What Nash could possibly try to do from the top rope is beyond me. Kane is still down. Nash looks to be gonig for an Elbow Drop. He jumps, and hits the mat hard on his elbow. Kane moved out of the way at the last second. Kane is making his way to his feet slowly, Nash is lying on the ground clutching the elbow that he landed on. he also makes him way to his feet, but slowly. Kane is up, Nash turns around and Kane lifts him up. It looks like time for the Tombstone.... Kane has got Nash in postion, TOMBSTONE! Nash's head hits the ground from the Tobmstone Piledriver, and surely that will be Kane 2 - 0 up. Kane goes for the cover. Earl Hebner makes the count. 1 2 3. DING DING DING! Kane has recorded a second pin fall over Nash.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 2 - 0 KEVIN NASH
There are 50 mins to go on the clock.

The 30 second break ends and Nash tries to get an early assualt going by running at Kane and attempting a Clothesline. Kane ducks under this though, and starts giving Nash huge uppercuts to the face. Kevin Nash stumbles back onto the ropes, but as Kane comes towards him, he kicks Kane in the groin area again. Once again, Referee Earl Hebner (Tony) didn't see it. Kane (Starlight) is stumbling backwards, and Nash (Allardini) hits him with a Big Boot. That was a well struck boot to the face there by Nash. Nash is now picking up Kane again. He kicks Kane in the groin one more time, and hits a DDT. That was Nash's first big impact move of the match, and he hit it well. Nash goes for the cover. 1 2 and a kick out by Kane. Nash shoves his shoulders back down onto the mat though, and tells the Ref to count again. He does this another 3 times, but Kane kicks out all 3 of those times, before Nash gives up.

Nash gets to his feet, and knocks down the ref for no apparent reason. I don't know what that was for, but Kevin Nash just struck down Referee Earl Hebner. The ref is lying motionless. Here's why he knocked down the Ref, Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Scott Hall (also Dead Wonder) are running down the ramp. Hall reaches the ring first, and hits Kane over the head with some kind of pipe he is carrying. It looks like a Metal pipe. Hogan has picked up a trash can. He places it in the ring, as Hall repeatedly bashes Kane on the head with that lead pipe. Nash makes his way to his feet, and looks to be setting Kane up for a powerbomb. He uses the help of his fellow nWo members to get The Big Red Machine on his shoulders, before smashing Kane through that Trash can with a powerbomb. Referee Mike Chioda (Mr. Snuggly) is coming down the ramp now. The nWo scarper away, round the back of the ring. Nash makes a cover. Chioda counts. 1 2 3. DING DING DING! Nash has got his first fall of this Iron Man match, but he certainly didn't get it legally.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 2 - 1 KEVIN NASH
There are 45 mins to go on the clock.

The nWo are remaining at ringside, as this match continues. Nash is back on his feet, but Kane isn't. He is still lying on the squashed trash can. Nash picks him up slowly, and kicks Kane in the stomach. He then puts Kane's head under his legs, and sits backwards, to drive Kane's head into the mat with a piledriver. That might not have been the Tombstone Piledriver, but it was a strong shot there. Kane is out cold again. 1 2 oh. The Big Red Machine just kicked out there. Nash can't believe it. He thought he had the match tied. Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, Hollywood Hogan is trying to get back into the ring. The ref, Mike Chioda (Mr. Snuggly) is now trying to send the nWo backstage. He looks to be threatening them, saying, "I'll DQ Nash and Kane'll get a 3rd point if you don't leave the ringside area!" Nash is now trying to reason with the ref inside the ring, but the Referee refuses. Reluctantly, Hall and Hogan begin to walk back up the ramp. They leave the stage area, as Nash kicks Kane, who is trying to get back up, in the face. Kane falls back over. Nash goes for another cover. 1 2 and Kane just kicks out again. Nash looks like he is getting a little frustrated here.

Nash is starting to walk up the ramp. Has he had enough of this match? Is he just going to walk out? The answer to that, it seems, is no. He turns around, and walks back down the ramp, but he doesn't go back in the ring. He walks around the ring, towards the announcers table. He picks up the nearest chair, and heads back towards the ring. Nash climbs in, chair in hands. Kane is slowly getting to his feet. He turns around, WHAM! Nash just gave a vile chair shot to Kane's head. Earl Hebner (Tony) is coming round outside. It took him long enough. He climbs in. Nash goes for the cover here. 1 2 3. DING DING DING! Nash has leveled the match. But Earl has ordered the announcer to ring the bell a second time. DING DING DING. Why is this? He tells the announcer, Tony Chimmel, who announces, "Nash has picked up a pinfall, and leveled the match to 2 - 2 but earlier on in this match, he knocked down Earl Hebner for no reason, so Kevin Nash has lost a fall, for DQ."

The scoreboard now reads KANE 3 - 2 KEVIN NASH
There are 40 mins to go on the clock.

The crowd are cheering wildly at the recent decision. Nash stands up. He starts stomping on Kane. Stomp! Stomp! Nash continues to pound Kane in every way he can while the Big Red Machine is immobile on the ground. Nash is still kicking him, all over his body. Kane is taking shots to the head, arms, legs, chest and everywhere. He looks to be in pain. Nash picks up Kane. He puts Kane's neck on the second rope, carefully. He then runs across to the other side of the ring, and rams his knee into the back of Kane's head in his return, also choking Kane's kneck on the ropes. Nash seems to be doing anything to try and keep Kane down. He picks Kane back up, yet again. The big Red Machine is finding it hard to stay on his feet. Nash throws him hard into one of the turnbuckle posts, and Kane hits off it hard. Kane turns around, still dazed, after hitting the corner, and recieves a huge clothesline from Nash. The clothesline nearly took Kane's head off. Nash, once again, goes for a cover. 1 2 th...... Kane had his foot on the ropes. Nash is on his feet quickly. He just struck the referee down. Nash is looking furious.

Nash picks Kane up again, and throws Kane outside the ring. This is the first time that both the participants in this match have been outside the ring. Nash jumps out, off the outer apron, clotheslining Kane in the process. he picks Kane back up again. Kane tries to fight back, with some punches to the ribs of Nash, but Nash stops this by smacking Kane's head into the turbuckle. Kane falls over, and Nash stomps him a few times, before picking the Monster back up, and tossing him into the ring again. Kane rolls over in the ring, as Nash gets back in. Nash picks up Kane yet again, and tries to mount an offence. He throws Kane off the ropes and runs at him, delivering a huge, flying clothesline, which nearly takes Kane's head off. Nash fell over with the power of that, but Kane is hurt.

Kane is trying to get to his feet, but Nash is holding his leg down, so that he can't get up. While Nash has Kane's leg down no the ground, he is punching Kane hard on the back. Will this attack ever cease? Nash picks up Kane, and gets behind him. Nash is setting Kane up for a German Suplex, which he happily hits. That is another big dose of pain for the Big Red Machine. Nash sticks his hands in the air. He picks Kane back up again, and goes round to Kane's back. Once again, Nash is setting him up for a German Suplex. Yes! He hit another one on Kane, but strangely, instead of going for the cover, Nash is going for another pick up. He picks up Kane by the hair, and kicks him in the ribs. Is the nWo member going to attempt another Jacknife Powerbomb? The answer to that is yes, as Nash gets Kane up on his shoulders, and drops him down. JACKNIFE POWERRBOMB by Nash! He goes for the cover. Can he level the match this time. Referee Earl Hebner (Tony) makes the cover, 1 2 3. DING DING DING! Nash has equalised.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 3 - 3 KEVIN NASH
There are 35 mins to go on the clock.

Nash is celebrating, by raising his hands in the air and climbing onto the second rope. The crowd are booing, as Kane tries to get to his feet. Nash walks over to him, and sets Kane up for a suplex. He hits the suplex! He is walking round, and picking up Kane again. Nash has dominated this match, ever since his nWo friends, Hogan and Hall came running out and helped him. Nash has Kane by the hair, and is rising him onto his feet slowly. Nash looks to be setting Kane up for another suplex. He lifts Kane up, but Kane counters, amid the suplex. He comes back down, and now has Nash in a suplex position. Who will get this suplex in? Kane has lifted Nash up, and is using great strength to hold the nWo member in the air. He falls, but it was a calculated fall, as Nash falls into a Brainbuster. That was a brilliant counter by Kane. He executed that move perfectly on Nash, and has halted Nash's offensive attack.

Both men are down though. Kane has had a lot taken out of him in this match, before he hit that big Brainbuster, and both men have been fighting for 25 minutes at least. The score right now is 3 - 3. Both men are still not stirring... but it looks like Nash will be first to his feet. This is right, as Nash is trying to climb to his feet Kane is still motionless. Nash is nearly right up on his feet now, and Kane has just started to move. Nash is now on his feet. He helps Kane get right back to his feet, and hits him in the face. Kane replies with a hard shot into Nash's face. Nash and Kane continue to strike each other hard, until finally, Nash hits Kane with a rake to the eyes. He then hits a neckbreaker on Kane, and once again, takes advantage of the match. He picks up Kane again, and puts in a roll-up... the ref makes a quick cover. 1 2 3. DING DING DING! Nash just rolled up Kane and produced a 3 count. Nash is now out in front.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 3 - 4 KEVIN NASH
There are 30 mins to go on the clock.

Nash can't believe his luck. He just scored a pin fall and put himself in the lead over Kane for the first time in this match. After the 30 second break, Nash (Allardini) runs right at Kane, hoping to extend his lead, but Kane hits a clothesline, and Nash is knocked out from it. Kane goes for a cover already. 1 2 and Nash just kicks out, even after that 30 second break, Kane managed to nearly get a 3 after the tiredness of this match is kicking in on Nash, who probably hasn't been in a match of this calibur for a long time. Kane is now choking Nash with his boot. Nash lies choking in pain, and Kane looks ready to destroy him. Kane is now picking up Nash, fiercely, and without a care. He throws Nash off the ropes, and Nash returns into a Big Boot from the Big Red Machine. Kane goes for the cover. 1 2 ...... oh, so close to getting a 3 there again. Kane almost drawing level.

Kane picks up Nash once again, but not fully. He puts Nash's head on the corner post, and starts to kick him. Kane now walks over to the other side of the ring, and runs back at Nash, who moves out of the way, letting Kane smack off the turnbuckle. Kane turns around, and Nash punches him in the face. Kane staggers back, but doesn't fall. He walks towards Nash again, but once again, Nash punches him in the face. Kane walks towards Nash again, and kicks Nash in the ribs before Nash can get another punch in on him. Kane now hits Nash with an uppercut. Nash staggers back also, but doesn't fall over. Kane runs at him and delivers a hard clothesline. Nash doesn't look to be getting up from that, but Kane (Starlight) halls him to his feet. The nWo member is finding it hard to stay up, and Kane kicks him in the stomach. Nash is clutching his ribs, and he seems to be in pain, a lot of it. Kane is now trying to hit a powerbomb of some sort on Nash. He has Nash between his legs, and it lifting him up. POWERBOMB! Kane just hit a Powerbomb on Nash! Kane used so much strength in that, he has nearly knocked himself out. He manages to crawl onto Nash for the cover. Referee Earl Hebner (Tony) counts. 1 2 3. DING DING DING!!! Kane has made the score 4 - 4. This brilliant Iron Man match is still undecided on who will walk out with the WWf Title. Anything could happen in the next 25 minutes we have left.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 4 - 4 KEVIN NASH
There are 25 mins to go on the clock.

Both men are very tired in this match now. It has been long for both of them... but they still have quite a long way to go. Just under half an hour in fact. The 30 second break has ended, and Kane walks towards Nash. Nash hits him in the face with a hard shot, and Kane replies with one to Nash. They both continue to excahnge blows for a small while, before Nash knees Kane in the ribs, and throws him out of the ring through the 2nd and 3rd ropes. Nash follows him outside. Nash is stomping on Kane on the outside. He reaches under the ring. It looks like Nash is trying to find something, but he comes out empty handed. He couldn't find what he was looking for, so he kicks Kane in the chest instead. Kane is making his way to his feet, using the ring apron for leveridge. Nash hits Kane with a few munches, but fails to knock Kane over. Kane fights back, and whips Nash into the corwd barrier. Nash comes out, and knocks Kane into the ring apron. Nash then runs and knees Kane in the face. The crowd thought that one looked sore, and weren't not going to disagre. That one did look painful. Nash picks Kane back up off the mats outside the ring, and throws him back into the ring.

Nash climbs in after him. Kevin Nash has probably had more of the advantage in this match, but that was only because of help from his fellow nWo members quite a while ago. Nash, who is limping on his left leg, somehow, is now trying to get Kane is position for the Jacknife again, but Kane blocks it, and shoves Nash back onto the ropes. Kane, with a burst of strength, throws Nash off the ropes in an Irish Whip, and Nash returns into a huge DDT by Kane. That was a brilliant DDT! Kane goes for the cover, but Nash kicks out at 2 yet again. What does the Big Red Machine have to do to keep Kevin Nash down? Nash is holding on to the ropes for support, but Kane comes into him hard with a right elbow, that sends Nash crashing back to the floor. He rolls out again.

The scoreboard is still at 4 - 4
There are 20 mins to go on the clock.

Nash gets up off the floor as Kane is climbing out after him. He walks away from Kane, who gives chase with his long strides. This is now a game of chase around the arena.....
*****
They have been backstage and all through the crowd and now Nash is back in the arena bit. He is using all his strength to try and keep away from Kane, but Kane catches him by the hair, just as he was about to leap over the crowd barrier. Kane drags him towards the announce table. Kane throws Nash down on the announce table, and hits him a few times in the face. Kane climbs up onto the other announce table, which would be the Spanish one. Nash gets up though. They both jump towards each other, and hit a double clothesline on each other, and they each fall through a different announce table. Both announce tables collapse, and both guys are down on the tables. The ref has no option but to attempt to count them both out here. 1 2 3 4.... neither guy is moving... 5 6 7 8 still nobody stirring... 9 10 11 12.... the crowd are silent, who will make it up?... 13 14 15 16... Kane and Nash have both started to move... 17... Kane is almost back on his feet... 18... he is moving towards the ring... 19.. Nash has grabbed hold of Kane's leg! He won't let go. Kane can't get to the ring... 20. DING DING DING! Both men have been counted out. The score moves to 5 - 5.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 5 - 5 KEVIN NASH
There are 15 mins to go on the clock.

Kane is looking furious. He doesn't wait for the 30 second break to end and nicely wait for Nash to be ready, but he goes right after Nash, before the bell has rung, swinging his hands at Nash's face swiftly. Kane gives strike on strike to Nash, just like a boxer. Nash falls over in the corner, where the Big Red Machine starts to kick him repeatedly. Nash is trying to recoil, but he is already back against the corner post, and is in a weak position, and Kane is using that against him, still stomping away. Finally Kane gives up on the kicking, and leaves Nash in a crumpled heap in the corner. He picks Nash up out of the corner though, and gives him an Irish Whip into the ropes, and Nash returns into a Powerslam from Kane. That was a hard powerslam, and Nash's back went into the ring mat hard. Kane tries to make a cover. 1 2... just a kick out there right on 3 almost by Nash. How many near 3 counts have we seen today? The answer to that is quite a lot.

Kane picks up Nash again, he throws Nash by the neck, into the corner. He runs at Nash and clotheslines him into the corner, whips Nash across to the other corner post, and runs over and clotheslines Nash again. He throws Nash with even harder power this time, rigth back across the ring, and gives an extra hard clothesline for the final part of that huge linked move. Kane now tries to whip Nash out of the corner again, but Nash counters somehow, and throws Kane right back in the corner he has just come out of, squashing the ref, who was trying to move behind the wrestlers, in the corner post. That is Earl Hebner (Tony) down on the floor again. Kane falls back too, and knocks Nash over in the process, but both men try to gert back to their feet quickly, to try and capitalise in any way that they can, now the ref is immoblised. But here come the nWo again! Kane quickly picks up Nash, and as the nWo finish running down the ramp, Kane lobs Nash out of the ring, flattening Nash's 2 nWo friends in the process, as they are about to reach the ring. Good calculation by Kane there. Kane now heads out of the ring.

The scoreboard still remains at KANE 5 - 5 KEVIN NASH
There are 10 mins to go on the clock.

Kane is coming out fo the ring now. He picks up Scott Hall first, and takes him round to the other side of the ring, where he brings out a trash can. He knocks Hall over, as he sees Hogan come round the ring after him, and picks up the trash can's lid, and smacks Hogan over the head with it. SMACK! What a shot there by Kane to the head of Hogan. He picks up Hall again, and sets the trash can up on it's side, and clasps his hand around Hall's neck. This looks like a chokeslam. YES! CHOKESLAM ON THE TRASH CAN TO SCOTT!!! Kane is now going under the ring again, and this time he pulls out a table. This could be bad. He sets it up, as Hogan comes at him. Hogan feels Kane's hand wrap around his neck, and feels himself being lifted up, and crashing through a table. Yes! HOLLYWOOD THROUGH A TABLE! CHOKESLAMMED THROUGH A TABLE!!! Hogan joins Hall in the knocked out crew. Nash is getting to his feet across on the other side of the arena. Kane goes over to meet him, which he does, with hard right hands to the head. Kane throws Nash into the ring.

Kane climbs in after Nash. He picks Nash up, and throws him off the ropes, and as he returns, Kane hits him with a Tiltawhirl Slam. Quite a powerful Tiltawhirl Slam he hit there. The ref is still down, so Kane makes no attempt to pin. Instead he heads up to the top rope, but he is taking a while, as fatigue starts to tick in on him. Nash is slowly rising to his feet, as Kane waits on the top rope. But wait a minute! Here comes Vince! Vince McMahon (MikeAll) is the 4th and final member of the nWo who was not at ringside. Just as Kane is about to jump on Nash, Vince grabs onto his foot. Vince is still holding Kane's foot, when Nash brings in a chair. Kane is still trying to get free. He kicks Vince away finally, but WHAM! Nash just smacked him in the face with a steel chair. Kane is sitting dazed on the top rope. Nash looks to be setting the Big Red Machine up for a Superplaex! Yeaaaaass! He hit it! Superplex to Kane by Nash. Vince is waking the ref. He throws the ref in. Nash is on a cover. 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING! Nash has taken the lead, with 5 mins to go.

The scoreboard now reads KANE 5 - 6 KEVIN NASH
There are 5 mins to go on the clock.

Nash is climbing out of the ring. He climbs into the crowd. The ref is back down again, he used up his strength to make a pin fall there, and he can't count Nash out. Nash is running backstage, and Kane is climbing out of the ring, after him. Vince picks up a chair, and chases Kane up the ramp. CRACK! He just cracked the chair over Kane's back.. but wait! Kane is still standing. He turns around, and strikes the owner Vince McMahon down! What a punch. But wait a minute! DONG! Nash just came down the ramp and smacked Kane with a lead pipe. This time he does fall over. Nash throws the lead pipe away again, and picks up Kane. There are 3 mins to go. He brings Kane back down the ramp and puts him in the ring.

Kane rolls over, and Nash starts to kick him in the chest. He picks Kane up, and hits him with a suplex from behind. A belly to back suplex was what that was. The ref is trying to get to his feet again, as Nash kicks Kane in the chest again as he is getting up. Kane falls back over onto the ropes, and Nash rams his knee into Kane's head. Kane falls back onto the mat. Nash picks Kane up again, and hits him with a scoop slam. Nash is heading up top. What is he going to do? He leaps off, into an elbow drop, but Kane just gets out of the way. That is both men knocked out. Nash is clutching his elbow. There are 1 and a half minutes to go.

Kane is trying to get to his feet again, but it looks like he is having some trouble doing so. He holds onto the ropes for support, and finally makes it to his feet, just as Nash starts to make that mountain-like climb up off the mat. Both men are in pain, as this has been a long and gruelling match. Kane is up on his feet, he runs off the ropes, just as Nash is back on his feet, and tries to hit Nash with a clothesline, but Nash does too, and this results in a double clothesline. Both men are back down again, but look desperate to get back to their feet.

There are now 30 seconds to go, as Kane gets back to his feet, and starts punching Nash in the face. 25 seconds to go as he finishes punching, and he knocks Nash down with an Inzigouri kick, after Nash blocked a dropkick. 20 seconds to go. The crowd satrts counting, as Kane sets up Nash for a chokeslam. The ref is trying to get to his feet. CHOKESLAM! Kane hits the chokelsam with 10 seconds to go! He goes for the pin. 10 9 the corwd are counting, 8 7. The ref starts ...1... 6 5 can Kane get it 4 3 ...2... from the ref. 2 1. BUZZ! The ref hits 3 after the Buzzer goes! Nash has won te WWF Title! NASH HAS WON!

The nWo are back up, and so is Vince. They are in the ring together, celebrating with the WWF Title. They can't believe it. The nWo's music plays, as black and white confetti falls from the roof of the arena. The nWo carry Nash up the ramp, while Kane gets up, trying to destroy everything in sight in his rage. NASH HAS WON THE WWF TITLE AFTER A BRUTAL MATCH!!! Kane is leaving the ring angrily, but the nWo and Vince escape to the back.

The scoreboard reads KANE 5 - 6 KEVIN NASH --- FINAL SCORE
The match is over.

Thanks for reading, Afro.

(Hope that wasn't too long. :-))

We are now in the final matches of the Rumble in the Jungle. We’ve seen new champions, tough defences, total carnage and a huge variety of wrestling styles on show. We’ve now got the future talent on show as the Intercontinental champion, Billy Gunn (Ant), goes up against D’lo Brown (Allardini). The Intercontinental title is usually a stepping stone to greatness. The title has been put on the line in a 2 out of 3 falls match. If this match goes to a final fall, this match could end out on the street as it will be an anywhere fall.

We see pictures in the back. Billy Gunn has been unseen since he arrived and some strange noises have been coming out of his dressing room but here he is, heading towards the ramp, kissing his title.

“You’re looking at the real deal now!” Here comes D’lo Brown shaking his head about like a madman in his typical style. He climbs in the ring and stares down the ramp waiting for his opponent. The crowd don’t like D’lo Brown one bit.

Billy Gunn is next out with the title around his waist and his somewhat gay music playing. The crowd don’t seem to like Billy Gunn all that much either so it looks like we have a heel V heel match.

The ref calls for the bell and this match is underway. They lock up and D’lo (Allardini) gets the upper hand with a headlock. Billy Gunn (Ant) fights out and bounces off the ropes, Billy Gunn with a shoulder block on D’lo. Billy Gunn runs off the ropes, jumps over D’lo, D’lo jumps up, Billy Gunn off the ropes, Falling Powerbomb by D’lo! He converts it into a pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT!

Billy Gunn rolls out of the ring and holds his back. D’lo with the Suicide Dive through the ropes! Both are down and it looks like Billy Gunn hit his head on the barrier quite hard. D’lo struggles up first and picks Billy Gunn up. He takes him over the steps and inflicts more head damage. D’lo is dominating the champ here.

Billy Gunn (Ant) stumbles over to the announcers table, D’lo (Allardini) charges, Billy Gunn with the quick reactions, Back body drop and D’lo lands over the table onto the chairs. Billy Gunn stumbles round and the ref doesn’t see D’lo hit a chair shot to the gut of Billy Gunn. D’lo wants to end this right now and starts stripping the elements off the table. D’lo with a hard slam to Billy Gunn on the mats. D’lo jumps up onto the table. He starts the stupid head movement again, he’s looking for the Lo Down! NO! The table gave way underneath D’lo and he hits his head on the chair behind the table!

The ref decides that he has given too much leeway and begins the count. Billy Gunn crawls in at the count of 6. Billy is using the ropes to stand up. D’lo is crawling, 9… HE SLIDES IN, JUST IN TIME! He is barely on his feet, Billy Gunn off the ropes, FAME ASSER!! Billy with the cover! 1… 2… 3!!!!

THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL: BILLY GUNN!!!! (Ant)

The ref orders Billy Gunn (Ant) to the corner and this match will resume when D’lo (Allardini) gets to his feet. D’lo slowly gets to his feet and the ref calls the bell to start the second fall.

Billy Gunn immediately on the attack with tough shots to the face of D’lo. Irish whip by Billy, reversal, Billy off the ropes, twirl a whirl slam by D’lo! Billy crawls to the corner, D’lo gets over there with a few shots to the face. Billy Gunn grabs D’lo and puts him in the corner followed by numerous shots by Billy Gunn. D’lo stumbles out of the corner, Billy Gunn showing impressive power, lifts D’lo over his head and body press slams him. Cover by Billy. 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!

D’lo (Allardini) needs the ropes to get up, Billy (Ant) is coming from behind, ONE AND ONLY!! NO! LOW BLOW BY D’LO!! The ref is having words with D’lo and D’lo is looking frustrated. Billy is charging at D’lo! SKY HIGH BY D’LO!!! A costly error by Billy Gunn! D’lo jumps up the turnbuckle, LO DOWN!!! Cover! 1… 2… 3!!!!

THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL: D’LO BROWN!!!! (Allardini)

Both men are down and are really struggling. It’s going to get much worse as pretty much anything goes in this last fall. D’lo is up first, Billy Gunn uses the ropes to get up, the bell rings, D’lo with the clothesline, which sends Billy Gunn to the outside. Billy Gunn is crawling to the barrier and the fans are booing like mad. D’lo outside now and runs at Billy, back body drop by Billy over the barrier. Billy Gunn now climbs over and the two are fighting through the crowd.

Billy Gunn (Ant) has the upper hand and numerous shots to D’lo (Allardini) make him stagger towards the backstage area. D’lo gets rammed into a door and is now fighting in the locker room area. D’lo gets rammed through another door and Billy is going to end it now. He grabs the Intercontinental title off the ref and lines himself up. He kicks the door open and D’lo sprays a fire extinguisher in Billy’s face! D’lo grabs Billy into the room and the door shuts behind them, leaving the camera outside.

A loud crash is heard and the door is forced open. D’LO BROWN HAS BEEN THROWN THROUGH A WALL!!! Billy Gunn with the cover! 1… 2… KICK OUT!! D’lo is not finished yet! Billy Gunn goes to pick up D’lo, THUD!! A BRICK TO BILLY GUNN’S HEAD!! D’lo has no idea where he is and walks out of the room. Billy is busted open and follows him out. He sees D’lo further down the corridor and jumps into a golf buggy, which is nearby. D’lo gets in one as well further down. It’s turned into a game of chicken! They speed towards each other!! WHAM!!! Neither turn out of the way and they smash into each other!!! They will certainly have some kind of whiplash injury now.

D’lo (Allardini) is moving and opens a door. It’s Billy Gunn’s locker room! He falls in and a bucket falling can be heard. D’lo stumbles out covered in cream!! Billy Gunn (Ant) with a spear and they fly into the locker room. Strange noises can be heard. This is turning into a weird match! More noises can be heard and then Billy Gunn flies through the door, snapping it off its hinges! D’lo is celebrating! He walks out of the door, FLYING CROSSBODY!! WHO IS THAT? IT’S THE HURRICANE (Raziel)!!!! He picks up D’lo, THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE!!! The Hurricane leaves, Billy Gunn with the single arm cover! 1… 2… 3!!!!!

THE WINNER OF THE THIRD FALL AND STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: BILLY GUNN!!!! (Ant)

Emt’s are on the scene and neck braces are put around the necks of both participants. Billy Gunn has the victory but it was a costly one. What is the Hurricane’s agenda? Has he got his sites on Billy Gunn?
Answers on a Hurricane cape to the similar address.

I'm sorry if this is quite short, but I was annoyed that I had to re-write it after losing, so it's a bit more snappy than I'd prefer, but here it is:

Howard Finkel: Rumble In The Jungle continues. The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Fatal Four Way "Escape The Cage" Match for the WWF Hardcore Championship. Coming down the aisle first, from the Jersey Shores, weighing in at 245lbs, Kanyon!

Kanyon's theme plays and the crowd boo as he emerges from behind the curtain with a bottle of water in hand. He takes a sip and throws it, before continuing to walk to the ring. Kanyon observes the large cage, and the weapons scattered in and taped to the sides of it. He walks around to Howard Finkel, takes his mic and climbs the cage. He goes up to the top rung and begins to speak.

Kanyon: What do we have here? A steel cage and some weapons - no big deal, but the three idiots that I have to deal with is what angers me right here. I will prove to you and them that nobody is better than Kanyon. Who's better than Kanyon?

Crowd: Everybody!

Kanyon: Ok, let's try it again. Who's not better than Kanyon?

Crowd: Everybody!

Kanyon: Heh, just what I th...

He is interrupted by the sound of heavy guitars and the crowd erupts for Hardcore Holly. The camera cuts backstage, where we see Crash talking with Hardcore.

Hardcore: Look, steel cages with weapons tied to them are not one of the signs of the apocalypse. Now I've gotta go...

Crash: But...

Hardcore turns around and hits Crash over the head. Crash holds his head as Hardcore walks out to the ringside area.

Howard Finkel: Coming down the aisle, from Mobile, Alabama, weighing in at allegedly well over 400lbs, Hardcore Holly!

Holly walks out with a smug look on his face. As the strobe lights flash around, the crowd cheers him, he stops and stares at Kanyon, who is begging for him to get in the ring. From behind, Crash Holly attacks Hardcore and the two begin brawling in the entranceway, much to the appease of Kanyon, who looks on with a smile on his face. They are interrupted yet again by a heartbeat and Cyprus Hill, as Tazz makes his way to the ring.

Howard Finkel: Their opponent, from the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, weighing in at 262lbs, Tazz!

The action stops everywhere and the Holly’s prepare themselves. The crowd cheer, and Tazz emerges from the crowd, surprising Hardcore with a stiff cane shot, and he beats him down. The crowd cheer, as Kanyon looks on, with a smile on his face once again. Tazz kicks down Hardcore and turns to Holly, who begins to kick Hardcore after a slight hesitation. Tazz joins in and the two decimate Hardcore together. They each grab his hair and ram it into the cage from the outside, where he falls to the floor, with the crowd egging them on all the way. His enemies, rammed into the cage door and finally thrown into the cage, where Tazz and Crash follow, then pick up Hardcore. The match is officially underway, signaled by the bell ring.

There are clear teams made here: Crash and Tazz .vs. Hardcore and Kanyon, and this is exhibited as the action is vastly split up, following a four-man melee, of course. The main action is between Kanyon and Crash, where Crash is taking it to Kanyon as any big man could. Crash swings Kanyon and blasts him with a Dropkick. He runs at Kanyon, who is evidently slower than Crash, but Kanyon manages to keep him at arms length with a Tilt-a-whirl slam, knocking the wind out of Crash. Kanyon climbs a turnbuckle and goes for an Elbow Drop, but Crash moves and he hits his elbow hard, and the crowd cheer for Crash to recover. Crash recovers, swings Kanyon, just as the action switches to Hardcore and Tazz.

Tazz is punching Hardcore numerous times, so many so, that he goes back into a side of the cage with an incredibly hard punch. Hardcore pulls a nightstick off of the cage, oblivious to Tazz, and blasts Tazz over the head with it, sending him to the floor. Crash turns Hardcore around and a two-on-one beating to Crash begins with Hardcore and Kanyon. They blast Crash with a Double Powerbomb, as Tazz begins to recover. Kanyon and Hardcore each grab a chair and go for a Conchairto, but Crash ducks, and they smash the chairs together, sending immense pain through their hands. Whilst they’re in agony, Tazz nails an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex on Hardcore and Crash blasts Kanyon with a Bulldog Headlock. The tandem focuses on the bigger man – Kanyon, kicking the hell out of him. Hardcore grabs a glass pitcher and blasts Tazz with it, sending glass and debris flying everywhere.

Crash climbs the cage, trying to make an easy escape, but Hardcore grabs his legs and Powerbomb’s him back to the ring mat hard. Tazz, blinded by the glass, fumbles around, trying to orientate himself. He punches around, and knocks Kanyon to floor, before doing the same with Hardcore. However, he also accidentally nails Crash with the stiffest punch you will ever see. Tazz clears his eyes and sees that he’s the only standing wrestler in the ring. Tazz grabs the nearest person, who happens to be Hardcore, and locks in a Tazzmission. Crash, angered by Tazz, kicks Tazz to the head and begins to punch him, totally ending their tandem agreement.

Crash then climbs the cage, but is then stopped by Kanyon calling his name. He turns around, to see Kanyon and Hardcore with their hands out, offering a partnership of sorts to Crash. Crash hesitates, looking at a fallen Tazz and an angry crowd, who are throwing drinks and other rubbish into the ring. He climbs down the cage, walks over to Kanyon and Tazz, stares at them and hesitantly extends his hand to them. They shake it, and raise arms in unison, solidifying a partnership against Tazz. All three beat down on Tazz, kicking him and giving him a heinous beating, much to the angered distain of the audience, who are cheering for Tazz as loud as they can. Crash picks up a chair and blasts Tazz over the head with it, as his partners in crime hold up Tazz for the kill. Tazz falls to the mat and Kanyon and Hardcore taunt the crowd. Crash swings his chair, and nails Kanyon and Hardcore, turning on them. He spits on the mat before discarding the chair and climbing the cage.

He slowly climbs, a rung at a time, before reaching near the top, when suddenly, the crowd cheer as Spike Dudley is seen in the audience. He speeds down and climbs up the side of the cage that Crash is trying to climb down. He shoves Crash, sending him 16-feet down to the mat, as the crowd gives Spike an amazing ovation. Spike jumps down and watches outside the ring. Tazz is the first one up.

He climbs the cage and gets to the point where he can climb down, when Kanyon and Hardcore recover and quickly chase Tazz. They grab at his leg, but Spike quickly notices and climbs up, trying to pull him over the cage. Tazz manages to land a hard kick in the face, sending Hardcore down, but Kanyon is persistent in his assault. Spike pulls as hard as he can, and Tazz comes one step closer to winning. Tazz and Spike together use their strength to overpower Kanyon and send Tazz over the top, to the floor.

Howard Finkel: The winner and new Hardcore Champion, Tazz!

The crowd erupts as a referee rushes over to Tazz and hands him the title. Tazz kisses it, before running back with Spike, as the three other opponents give chase.

Hello and welcome to the SR arena as the phenomenon that is Rumble in the Jungle continues before our very eyes. In just a moment we will be seeing the three greatest tag teams in history, Too Cool, The Hardy Boyz and the Dudley Boyz, all battling for the same piece of gold that is the Tag Team Championship! Whether it’s the 3D, the Worm or the Swantom Bomb, somehow, one of these teams will leave the arena with the title in their hands.

The Hardy Boy (Ice Blaster and Grandprix)’s music hits as Matt and Jeff make their way down to the ring, accompanied by the lovely Lita. All three superstars taunt on the turnbuckle, including Lita, showing off her thong. “Oh yeah! That’s what I want to see!” The King screams in excitement. Matt and Jeff raise their titles aloft, for what could be the last time, before giving their titles to the ref.

“BOOM!” Fireworks go off and the Dudley Boy (Afro Joe and RBS)’s music hits as D-Von, Buh Buh and Stacy Keibler make their way down to the ring and taunt on the turnbuckles like the Hardy’s, but only to get booed at by the fans. That is until Stacy goes on the turnbuckle. “Wha?! DIVA’S!!!” King screams in joy.

“TURN IT UP!” Too Cool (Ant and Starlights)’s music hit, welcomed by a huge ovation from the crowd, especially the well know fan with the “Ant says: “Too Cool Rule!”” sign. Too Cool dance their way down the ramp towards the ring, but what’s this? Trish is following closely behind. “OH MOMA! It’s DivaMania!” King screams even more loud.

“DING, DING!” The match officially begins as Buh Buh (AJ), Jeff (IB) and Grand Master (Ant) start off the match. Both Jeff and GMS go for Buh Buh Ray and double Irish whip him into the turnbuckle. Jeff then throws GMS into Buh Buh and GMS throws him back to Jeff, who delivers a dropkick to his face. Buh Buh is down so Jeff goes for the cover, but is broken up after one by GMS. Grand Master and Jeff apply a grapple. GMS gets the upper hand and applies headlock, which is broken up by Buh Buh Ray with a punch to the back of the neck. Buh Buh delivers a huge suplex to GMS and goes for a cover, which is broken up before one by Jeff Hardy, who starts to stomp on Buh Buh Ray. Jeff Hardy then delivers a leg drop to Buh Buh and then goes up top signalling for the swantom bomb. GMS sees this coming and runs at the rope, causing Jeff to fall and hit onto the turnbuckle.

GMS (Ant) sees his chance and executes a monkey toss from the turnbuckle on Jeff (IB), slamming his back into the hard canvas. Unknown to Jeff and GMS, Buh Buh Ray (AJ) makes a tag to D-Von (RBS). D-Von rushes into the ring and delivers a double clothesline to Jeff and GMS. D-Von stomps on both Jeff and GMS and then picks up Jeff. D-Von grabs the arm of Jeff and starts to shoulder barge Jeff’s arm, trying to separate it from his body! D-Von throws Jeff out of the ring and then turns round to see GMS charging at him, but D-Von simply throws him over his back with a huge impact on the canvas. D-Von goes for the cover. 1… 2… Kick-out! Near fall from D-Von there.

Inside the ring GMS (Ant) and D-Von (RBS) are slugging it out as Jeff (IB) has concealed the ring bell and enters the ring, Matt (GP) distracts the ref while Jeff delivers two hard shots to the head of GMS and D-Von, bringing them both to the ground. Jeff gets on the top rope and signals for a Hardy Boyz leg drop, aiming at D-Von. But D-Von rolls out of the way at the last minute and Jeff lands on the hard canvas below. All of the superstars in the ring are down, dragging themselves to their corners, looking for the tag. So far Jeff is the closest to his corner, but D-Von and GMS are finding it hard after that vicious assault from Jeff Hardy. Jeff gets to the rope first and tags in Matt, who runs at D-Von and drags him away from the rope, GMS gets a tag and Scotty 2 Hotty (Starlight) is in the ring for the first. Scotty runs at Matt and executes a bulldog then turns round and does the same to D-Von.

Scotty (Starlight) picks up D-Von (RBS) and delivers a suplex to him, then turns round to see Matt (GP) running at him, but Scotty reverses with a monkey toss. Scotty picks up D-Von and Irish whips him into the rope. Matt is back up and goes for the clothesline on Scotty, but he ducks and executes a backdrop onto the canvas. S2H stomps mud holes into the chest of D-Von and then gets onto the second rope. Scotty then jumps up and delivers a huricanranna pin to D-Von. 1… 2… Matt breaks up the count and starts to deliver hard right hands to Scotty followed by a quick swinging neck breaker, trying to focus on his recently injured neck. Scotty stumbles to his feet, standing near the ropes and Matt runs at him, jumps over the ropes and brings S2H’s neck with, one half of the dancing duo falls to the ring floor, clutching his neck in pain. Matt is also down after jumping out of the ring. Outside Lita goes to see if Matt is okay while D-Von is stomping on Scotty inside the ring, in seconds Matt is back in the ring and slugging it out with D-Von, D-Von gets the upper hand and applies a headlock followed by a bulldog.

D-Von (RBS) throws Matt (GP) at the rope and delivers a flapjack. Scotty (Starlight) is up but runs into a kitchen sink by D-Von, sending him flying over the top rope, leaving D-Von to work on Matt. Outside Trish comforts Scotty. “Oh man! As much as I feel sorry for Scotty, I’d love to be him now!” King says excitedly. Inside the ring D-Von is setting Matt up for the powerbomb, this could be it! “WHAM!” D-Von executes the powerbomb perfectly and follows up with a pin. 1… 2… shoulder up! What a display of courage by Matt Hardy. Scotty climbs back into the ring ad clothesline D-Von and then Matt to the ground. D-Von gets right back up but Scotty delivers a dropkick sending him back to the floor. Scotty starts to stomp on Matt but Lita runs into the ring and executes a neck breaker. Then Trish runs in and delivers a bulldog to Lita.

Matt (GP) is the first up and quickly tags in Jeff (IB). Jeff stomps on Scotty (Starlight) to make sure he is down and goes up top. Jeff is going for swantom bomb! But as he is about to land D-Von (RBS) delivers a dropkick to his face! “Oh my god! That must hurt!” JR preaches. D-Von tags in Buh Buh (AJ) and pick up Scotty, getting ready for some thing big. 3D!!!! Jeff comes out of nowhere and clotheslines D-Von over the rope and Matt executes a Twist of Fate to Buh Buh Ray! SWANTOM BOMB! Jeff goes for the cover and Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) makes the count. 1… 2… Are they going to do it???? ……3!!! “THE HARDYS HAVE WON IT!” JR screams.

“Here are your winners, and still WWF Tag Team Champions! The Hardy Boyz!” Howard Finckle announces as the Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) and Lita celebrate but what’s this? D-Von (RBS) and GMS (Ant) are getting tables! Jeff turns round to the Dudleys. 3D!!! Scotty then punches Matt in the gut and places him on another table. THE HIP HOP DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Now Scotty (Starlight)’s excited! W-O-R-M! “OOH! OOH! OOH! He hits it!

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So, the tag team battle comes to an end and The Hardy Boyz (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) keep their tag team titles, but with a price. The Dudley Boyz (Afro Joe and RBS) and Too Cool (Ant and Starlight) obviously aren’t happy about and got their revenge. Rumble in the Jungle is raging on as feuds get more and more serious. I’m sure grudge matches will be shooting out of ‘The week after Rumble in the Jungle” card, including a tag one after this.

Hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading. Also well done to Grandprix and Ice Blaster on retaining their titles!

RiCkOsS

P.S. Sorry if it was a bit short, but I’ve been quite busy recently.

Well we have just seen the first owner of the HardCAW Title which is RkS but what we also saw which wasn't expected was Cong Man helping RkS to win the title but he then got a vicious beating from Reaver and his newly recruited minions The Raging Dogs.

Now the match that should be coming up next involves two men that was bloodied to hell in the last match which was Reaver and Cong Man, but their Consultants say they cannot wrestle! They have lost too much bloody apparently. Now we are just waiting to see what the announcer says.

"Lady's and Gentleman, if I may have your attention please. As you know Cong Man and Reaver are in no fit state to wrestle" the crowd wants to see this match and they are hugely disappointed.

Wait a minute, Reaver is on the beautifully decorated Titan Tron! "Now shut the hell up, i am wrestling and there is nothing this consultant can do about it. Now what I want to know is who this mystery opponent is that is gonna try and get this title off me, along with the stupid gorilla who will also try and get it off me which will not happen"

Suddenly Strobe Lighting dims the arena and out comes Kid Rock! Could he be the mystery opponent? "Yep Reaver i am the mystery opponent and as you know i am in a alliance with Cong Man! Reaver's mouth drops but suddenly acts hard by saying "Well if this is gonna be a Two on one match then i am gonna take both of you on but I think I will bring my trusted mate STD to the ring, not to wrestle, but just to make sure you two don't cheat like you usually do.

Ladies and Gentleman this match can be won by a submission or pinfall by pinning any opponent, not just the Champion.

KR reply's: "You can talk about cheating" and then just laughs and then walks to the ring for the match.

The Five Elements…. Elements….Elements! That music that we are all use to now hits and down comes the reigning CAW Heavyweight Champion Reaver along with one half of the CAW Tag Team Champions STD!
Both men raise their belts aloft and show them to the crowd whom boo loudly. Reaver waits outside the ring, not getting in whilst Kid Rock is there.

It Began with Afrika…ka (Nice music Cong) Out comes Cong Man and looks at Reaver and says something in Cong lauguage (he says F*ckin t*at by the way) little does Reaver know what he is on about.

This offers a distraction and Kid does a Rope Flip all the way to the outside, which knocks both STD and Reaver down! Cong Man then runs down and stomps at Reaver whilst Kid Rock gets STD with kicks to the back. Finally Kid Rock stops stomping away at STD and gets in the ring where Cong Man had just get into the ring himself after chucking Reaver in it.

Ding Ding! Finally the match gets a proper start and its not a good one for Reaver as Cong Man teams up with his allianced man Kid Rock and tosses Reaver into the ropes, Double Clothesline from Kid Rock and that Hardcore Gorilla Cong Man. Cong Man picks up Reaver and throws him to the corner, Cong Man and Kid Rock gives stiff kicks to the stomach of Reaver and then just slap him around mocking him much to the pleasure of the crowd.

Cong Man and Kid Rock then just let Reaver drop out and the Referee checks on Reaver. STD who has now got his breath back gets up on the apron but Cong Man and Kid Rock see him and knock him off with a very big double clothesline. STD lies in pain outside.

Cong Man and Kid Rock turn round but now the revitalised Reaver hits a Double Dropkick to both Kid Rock and Cong Man. They both Stagger back into the ropes which STD pulls down the top rope and Cong and Kid Rock go flying over the top rope to the outside. Reaver thanks STD and goes to the outside where Cong Man and Kid Rock lay.

Now STD runs round the to the other side of the ring and gets out a Steel Chair, STD gets in the ring with the Referee and goes behind him so he doesn't know who it is or if anyone is there. WHAM! STD hits the Steel Chair right to the back of the head of the Referee, STD now gets outside the ring and viciously assaults Kid Rock by punching him and stomping him, STD can do this as the Referee has been knocked out and doesn't know what STD is doing, Reaver is doing the same as what STD is doing to Kid Rock but doing it to Cong Man instead obviously.

Reaver now motions to STD and Reaver picks up Cong Man by the legs and STD jumps on the Guard Rail, runs, jumps and hits a beautifully delivered Spinning Wheel kick to Cong Man, knocking him off Reaver's shoulders according to plan.

Reaver now picks up Kid Rock and motions to STD to do something, STD looks as though he is pulling the mats on the outside off leaving the floor bare with Concrete, Reaver sets up Kid Rock for the DDT Driver…Onto the Concrete, he lifts him up, oh my god don't do it screams Jim Ross and he doesn't as Kid Rock slides off Reaver and pushes him into the ring post. Kid Rock turns round but is met by a Spinning Wheel kick from STD.

STD goes over to Cong Man and picks him up and throws him into the Guard Rail, but Cong Man reverses it and sends STD crashing into the Guard Rail, yeowch! Cong Man now goes over to help out Kid Rock and he goes behind Reaver and grabs his head and rams it into the ring post, Reaver falls down. Cong Man now goes over to check on his good ol buddy Kid Rock. He helps him up and tosses him into the ring to rest. Cong Man now picks up Reaver and tosses him so hard it sends him right over the Guard Rail into the crowd. Cong Man follows him and motions to Kid Rock back in the ring to wake up the Referee or ask to send another Referee.

Cong Man now grabs Reaver by the head and literally drags him to where some Tables are and tosses him on it. Cong Man now goes up the steps in the Crowd and stands above Reaver way up high, Cong Man makes the signal: cross my heart and hope to do and flies downwards towards Reaver, arms out in a Diving Head-Butt position and lands on top of Reaver crashing him all the way through the table! Cong and Reaver lay in pain.

Back in the ring Kid Rock tries to wake the Referee but to no avail. STD is now up and goes behind Kid Rock in the ring, Kid Rock turns round, DOG BOTTOM! DOG BOTTOM! Kid Rock lies there motionless in the ring.

Whats this? Longy is running down to the ring to help his mate Kid Rock and then STD and Longy start slugging it out, after a while Longy gets the upper-hand and tosses STD into the ropes, Powerslam! Longy now gets the Chair that STD had when he hit the Referee with it and smacks STD on the back! Longy now runs out the ring and through the crowd to the back.

A Referee is now running down to the ring in replacement of the old one and looks puzzled as to what has happened here, all men are cut and bleeding, some cuts have re-opened from the last match we saw for STD, Reaver and Cong Man.

Cong Man now staggerly finally gets up and picks up Reaver they both tiredly try to get to the ring and do so. Cong Man tosses Reaver into the ropes and tosses him over his shoulder. Cong Man now picks up STD and tosses him out of the ring. Kid Rock finally gets up and goes to the outside and keeps STD at bay from the ring. Cong Man now gets the chair and puts it in the centre of the ring. Cong Man now picks up Reaver and sets him up for the Congo Bongo onto the Chair! CRASH! Reaver's back hits the chair and reels in pain. Cong Man makes the cover and STD tries to get in, but Kid Rock holds him back! 1…2…3!

It's over Cong Man wins the CAW Heavyweight Title in his home country! Cong goes to the outside and gets Kid Rock on his shoulders to carry him to the back because he is so tired. Cong Man turns around for the last time and shows the belt to the crowd who are cheering wildly then Cong disappears to the back with Kid Rock and his newly won CAW Heavyweight Title.

Now the Camera moves back to the ring where STD slides in the ring and Reaver looks furious with him! STD and Reaver get right in each others faces, the two exchange words but its obvious the crowd are with STD as STD smacks Reaver across the face and then the two go at it!

Rage and Hawk now come down to the ring and look at Reaver and STD going at it! They think who to help out and then they start attacking Reaver, STD picks up Reaver and tells Rage and Hawk to hold him whilst STD sets up for THE STRIKE! WHAM! STD hits Reavers chest at full impact! Hawk now picks up Reaver and hits the HAWK SCREWDRIVER! Rage now picks up Reaver, is it his finisher now, ALLEY OOP, yep so it seems.

Well all three high five each other and then look down at Reaver. Well it looks like Rage and STD are Faces once again and is finished with Reaver, and Hawk now seems to have turned Nuetral as he beats on his former mate. It looks like Reaver is now minionless!

WINNER VIA PINFALL AND NEW CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: THE CONG MAN!


Thanks for Reading I put in the extra special effort for a PPV hope you noticed it.

Scott.

“CHRISTIAN!! CHRISTIAN!! AT LAST, YOU’RE ON YOUR OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNN!!! DA-NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA!!” Welcome back to Rumble In The Jungle, where strangely enough there is a great ovation for the WWF Forum Light-Heavyweight Champion Christian (Grandprix), as he steps through the dazzling firework display into the arena!! Backstage Christian hasn’t stopped boasting about his title which he won at Burnout, and now he’s set to defend it in only the second ever ladder match. He looks up at the belt that is hanging high above him, and then points at it, gesturing that it is his and it’s going to stay that way.

(Maven’s music hits) A reasonable pop goes up for Maven (Tazz) as he struts to the ring, this is his first title match ever and he’s looking to impress. However, he’s gonna have a tough job against a seasoned competitor like Christian (Grandprix). The puzzling thing is it appears as though this Fiji crowd are supporting Christian in this one, and Christian’s not sure whether to be pleased or not. Two ladders lay outside the ring, but at the moment the two men are concentrating on each-other inside the squared circle. The bell rings and the crowd go wild, this ladder match is set to begin.

A nice show of sportsmanship by Maven (Tazz) as he holds out his hand for Christian to shake. Christian looks unsure of what to do, but the audience are cheering him on. He shakes it and the crowd approve! However it’s down to business as the two lock-up. Maven looks the stronger as he shoves Christian into the turnbuckle. The ref breaks them up and they face up to each-other once again. Christian runs at Maven who uses his quickness to slide between his legs, and then throws the first punches of the match. Christian is pushed back onto the ropes, where Maven manages to score with some bodyshots. Christian is doubled over as Maven whips him into the opposite ropes, and then takes him down with a Dropkick.

Christian (Grandprix) get straight up only to be met by a powerful clothesline! This time he stays down, and Maven (Tazz) drops his leg right into the neck of the Light-Heavyweight Champion. He drags him up by the hair and executes a perfect overhead suplex, Maven looks impressive so far. He tosses him into the ropes and nails a Back Elbow right into the face of Christian, who somehow manages to stay on his feet. Not for long though as Maven scores with a Snap Suplex, and then speedily heads to the top rope! The crowd are on their feet as Maven delivers a perfect moonsault, landing hard on his opponent! Applause erupts for Maven, but then a great cheer goes up as Christian literally brings Maven down by sweeping his legs from under him-a desperation manoeuvre.

Maven (Tazz) is the quickest to recover, as he performs a Snapmare and turns into a Sleeper Hold. It’s been all Maven so far, but Christian (Grandprix) is fighting back with some elbows to the face! Maven staggers into the turnbuckle, and Christian quickly takes advantage with a clothesline! Maven slips down and sits in the corner, where Christian takes a run-up and smashes his knee into the head of Maven!! The crowd pop enthusiastically as Christian picks his opponent up, stands him on his feet, then bounces himself off the ropes and-WHAM!! Maven suddenly woke up, caught Christian, and scored with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex!

Christian (Grandprix) rolls out of the ring, but Maven (Tazz) follows. He turns Christian around and throws a right-hand, but Christian ducks and executes a Backdrop Suplex! Maven landed right on his head on the unforgiving mats, and Christian finally has some time to recover. He’s using it well as he picks up a ladder (big cheer from crowd), and slowly tries to take it into the ring. Christian doesn’t see Maven getting up though and Maven heads towards hi-SMACK!! CHRISTIAN TURNED SO HE COULD SLIDE INTO THE RING, AND THE LADDER HE WAS HOLDING SMASHED INTO AN UNAWARE MAVEN!! Christian didn’t even know Maven was behind him! Christian noticed the bump though and he looks over his shoulder puzzled. He sees Maven lying on the ground holding his head, and then realises what happened. Christian laughs, puts the ladder down and then taunts Maven.

After much urine-extracting from Christian (Grandprix) he finally begins to climb back in the ring, but Maven (Tazz) shows his determination by leaping to his feet, and as Christian is standing on the apron, he literally throws him off it! Christian lands harshly on the ground and holds his back in anguish. Maven then shows his speed by jumping into the ring and then onto the top rope…this looks dangerous, Christian is slowly getting back to his feet…Flying Crossbody off the top ONTO THE LADDER!! Maven nailed a perfect high-flying crossbody off the top to the outside, and by fluke Christian landed right on the ladder! Christian literally cannot believe what just happened, and nor can crowd! Christian isn’t even screaming, he’s just lying there, he might be out of it! The force of the Crossbody was enough, but onto a ladder!?

Maven (Tazz) looks confident now as he throws the ladder and Christian (Grandprix) back into the ring. He whips an almost lifeless Christian into the ropes and then scores with a Drop Toehold, Christian’s face smashing into one step of the ladder. Maven then picks the ladder up and leans it against the turnbuckle. Christian is once again dragged to his feet and then rested against the ladder, where Maven executes a textbook dropkick and Christian is shoved into what is supposedly a helpful appliance, and then falls back to the canvas once again, the ladder landing right on top of him.

Surprisingly the crowd boo and jeer as Maven (Tazz) smiles with delight, knowing he is in control. He sets the ladder up right over Christian (Grandprix) who is lying in the exact centre of the ring, and then has a quick look at him, to check he’s not going to do anything. Maven seems sure and he slowly but surely begins to climb the ladder towards the prestigious belt. The Light-Heavyweight Title is very well recognised in the WWF Forum, mainly because of the quality of the matches and wrestlers involved, so it would be a great achievement for a supposed rookie like Maven (Tazz) to win it. It’s been held by such men as Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese) and K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) both who are known for their innovative and exciting styles. Christian (Grandprix) is an excellent technical wrestler as well as a risk-taker and a high-flyer, so it would be an honour for Maven (Tazz) to be compared to the likes of these.

Maven (Tazz) is steadily nearing the top of the ladder, but look, Christian (Grandprix) just sat up, making the ladder tilt to one side! The crowd are going crazy as Maven sees this and begins to panic, trying to rush his way up the ladder-but Christian is having none of it! He topples the ladder, Maven’s neck rebounding off the ropes and CLANG!! AS HE REBOUNDED OFF THE ROPES HIS HEAD SMASHED STRAIGHT ONTO THE FALLEN LADDER!! Maven is lying motionless on the floor as Christian slowly staggers up. He looks down at Maven with disgust, and then sets up the ladder. He climbs up near the top, and then points at his opponent. He leaps, looking for an elbow drop!! WHAM!! He drives his elbow straight into the midsection of Maven! Oh no-CRASH!! As Christian jumped he jolted the ladder, which then fell and landed on him harshly just after he’d nailed the elbow drop! He holds his back, which has taken much torment during this match, and now both men are down.

As the referee, who is Mike Chioda (Loki) nears the count of nine as both men finally stand upright. They both rest against the ropes, neither wanting to go on the offensive until they’ve regained some of their energy. The crowd cheer on their respective favourites, most of it going to Christian (Grandprix). Maven (Tazz) shakes his head and looks ready to go, and he rushes Christian and looks for a Flying Lariat! Christian somehow manages to scramble away from the amazing show of agility from Maven, and then shows his own skill by scoring with a Karate Kick to the face! As Maven gets up, he catapults himself off the ropes and delivers a Spinning Wheel Kick!

Christian (Grandprix) is flying here, and he wants Maven (Tazz) to get up! He’s screaming at Maven as he slowly stands, where Christian gets behind him and nails his signature Reverse DDT! Maven once again staggers up, I don’t know how he’s doing this-SPEAR!! He’s not going to get up now, as Christian hits a massive spear on his opponent! Maven stays down and Christian takes advantage, by once again setting up the ladder.

He looks extremely tired and in a lot of pain, and he’s literally dragging himself up those steps! Maven (Tazz) isn’t out of it yet, but if he doesn’t hurry then Christian (Grandprix)’s going to reach the belt! Christian is so close now, but with a sudden burst of spirit Maven desperately climbs the ladder, and he’s at the top in a matter of seconds! The crowd are on their feet as both men exchange slow and weak right-hands! Now what are they doing? They’re both trying to stand on one side of the ladder! It looks like they want to attempt a big manoeuvre to end the chances of their opponent, and they’re both trying to gain the upper hand! Christian with a kick right to where the sun doesn’t even think about shining! Maven leans over, and Christian grabs his arms, twists them around him and…oh my, I think I know what’s coming! He’s got Maven in the right position and he jumps off the ladder-IMPALER!! IMPALER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! Although he didn’t get the usual power on it, the high fall certainly did the job as Maven landed face first on the unforgiving canvas!

The crowd are going wild as Christian (Grandprix) once again begins the long trek up the ladder, but this time no one’s going to stop him!! He reaches the top and tiredly acknowledges the crowd, before grabbing the belt and literally falling of the ladder! Christian (Grandprix) is victorious here!

As Christian (Grandprix)’s music plays and the crowd cheer, we must also remember that Maven (Tazz) put on a wonderful display today, showing that he would be a worthy Light-Heavyweight Champion. But, the current holder of the belt has proved he is the best in his field at the moment, and as both men are helped to the back we know that Christian (Grandprix) has successfully defended his Title, here in an amazing ladder match at Rumble In The Jungle.

The winner of this match, and still WWF Forum Light-Heavyweight Champion, Christian (Grandprix).

Thanks for reading, Ant.

Superb match Al, and I liked the post-match story :0)

NB: If you can’t be bothered to read it, just skip to the after-match stuff, as there’s a mini-story.

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Welcome once again to the Rumble in the Jungle! We’re here for this European title match. The fans like both competitors, and it is very hard to decide who will win, as the two are quite evenly matched. I also think it will be impossible for William Regal to stay out of this match-up, as he has been attacking the two of them frequently during the past few weeks.

The lights go down, BUNG! A gold light appears, and out comes Goldust (Dead Wonder) to a few cheers from the crowd. He slowly makes his way to the confetti-filled ring for this European title match. He takes off his robes and wig in the ring, and impatiently waits for his opponent’s arrival. Music by Rob Zombie hits, and Edge (Jetster) sprints to the ring, wasting no time to get this match started

The two exchange lefts and rights, as the ref takes Edge’s title, and Edge gets the upper hand. He goes for an Irish Whip, but Goldust counters it into an Irish whip of his own. Edge comes off the ropes, and hits a spinning heel kick. He throws Goldust into the turnbuckle, mounts him, and hits him with some punches. The crowd chants in time with each punch: “1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9” Edge then yells a mighty roar, and hits the tenth punch, before throwing the bizarre one down. He makes the cover, 1,2, and Goldust gets the shoulder up.

Edge then applies an Armbar. Both men get up, and Goldust hits an eye rake to get out of the submission. He runs off the ropes, stops by Edge and hits a facebuster. Once Edge is back up by the ropes, Goldust attempts to clothesline Edge out of the ring, but Edge back body drops him over by the ramp. Edge is standing in the ring, waiting. Goldust stands up, and what’s this? He’s walking away! He’ll get counted out and lose if he does that! Edge goes out, and takes down Goldust with a clothesline. He picks him up, and is attempting a suplex. Goldust’s too strong, and hits a suplex himself, right on the cold, hard ramp. He quickly runs into the ring to stop the ref’s count. He Irish whips Edge into the ring apron, the rolls him into the squared circle. 1,2, but Edge gets the shoulder up.

Goldust (Dead Wonder) lifts up his arms to taunt Edge (Jetster), but is given a bit of heat from the fans, who don’t like that around here, apparently. Edge gets up, Goldust runs off the ropes, but Edge counters with a dropkick. A hard clothesline knocks Goldust outside, near the announce table. Edge follows him. An “Edge, Edge!” cheer is starting. The Canadian throws Goldust over the barricade, into the crowd, making a HUGE pop. Edge beats on the bizarre one with some right hands. He jumps onto a nearby seat, and leaps off it with a flying clothesline. Edge picks up Goldust, and the two go back near the ring. Edge goes in to stop the count, and comes back out again.

Edge, now going for an Irish whip into the ring-post, but Goldust counters it into one of his own. And Goldust throws Edge, face-first into the steel steps. Both wrestlers are back in the ring. Cover by Goldust, 1,2, and a kick out by the European champion. Goldust runs off the ropes and does an elbow drop. And again. Wow, he’s done that same elbow drop 5 times. Another cover, 1,2, but Edge still has something left in him. Goldust now applies a chin lock.

Edge doesn’t seem in great shape; he’s been in that submission for quite a while. He’s managed to get is hand free, and is punching Goldust in the face. He’s out, runs off the ropes and hits a body press. An Irish whip followed up by a hip toss from the former tag champion. He Irish whips Goldust, goes for a backdrop, but Goldust saw it coming, got on his knees and hit an uppercut. Goldust picks up Edge, puts him between his legs - he’s going for a powerbomb! Edge is lifted up onto Goldust’s shoulders, and counters by flipping over his head and into a sunset flip! 1, 2, but Goldust gets the shoulder up. An Irish whip by the European champion, and he catches Goldust into a sleeper hold.

Goldust (Dead Wonder) is nearing the mat due to the pressure of the sleeper locked in by Edge (Jetster), who is trying his best to make the bizarre one submit, so he can retain the European title. Goldust looks pretty out; the ref checks the arm. He lifts, down it goes. One! Same thing again happens. Two! If Goldust’s arm drops again then he’ll be out of the match. Thr- No! Goldust got his arm up. He’s fighting back, getting some right hands to Edge. He’s out of the hold, but Edge gets an eye rake in on Goldust. He runs off the ropes, but Goldust caught him into a sleeper of his own! It doesn’t last as long, as Edge quickly counters with a Russian Leg Sweep.

Both competitors are down in the middle of the ring, and referee Mike Chioda has begun his 10 count. “5!” he shouts. The men are starting to get up. Both of them have fought hard in this match. “8!” The wrestlers are up. They hit each with some rights and lefts, Goldust goes for an Irish whip, but Edge comes back by sliding under Goldust’s legs and hitting an Edge-o-matic. Cover, 1, 2, but Goldust barely kicks out.

Edge (Jetster) hits an Irish whip on Goldust into the turnbuckle. He props up the challenger on the second rope. He starts to mount it himself, and it looks like he’s going for a hurricarana! His legs jump onto Goldust (Dead Wonder), but the bizarre one won’t flip over! He takes he upside-down Edge, and has lifted him onto his shoulders for a powerbomb! Look at the strength! Whilst holding onto Edge, he gets to the top rope, and directs himself to the outside! Surely not a powerbomb from the top rope to the outside! But no! He can’t direct it there! Edge hits a hurricarana that landed Goldust in the ring, and Edge almost outside, but he grabbed onto the ropes and propped himself back up

Edge impatiently waits for Goldust to get up. He’s staggering, but up enough. Edge gets a kick to the mid-section, the Edge-e-cution! But Goldust countered it with a spine-buster. He takes Edge’s legs, and catapults him into the turnbuckle. Edge comes back, and Goldust catches him for the curtain call! We may have a new European champion! Edge is lifted up, but flips over, SPEAR! Edge speared Goldust! A cover, 1,2, and a kick out by Goldust, how on earth did he do that? Edge then lifts up Goldust, and hits a Reverse DDT! Another cover, this should be all, but wait, William Regal (Grandprix) came in and pulled out the ref. When will that idiot stay out of his own business? He runs into the ring, and Edge is stomping him! He’s taken the knucks that were on Regal’s hand off! Regal gets up, and BAM! Edge gives Regal a taste of his own medicine, using the brass knuckles to smash Regal in the face.

Goldust is now up, and is double-teaming Regal with Edge. The two Irish whip Regal, and hit a Double Arm Drag. They’ve now thrown him into the turnbuckle, and hey! E + C old skool poetry in motion! Goldust is now putting Regal into position for Shattered Dreams! Goldust (Dead Wonder) runs back, but Edge puts is hand in front of him. He wants to do the damage too! No way, DOUBLE SHATTERED DREAMS! “Not the English jewels!” shouts Jerry “The King” Lawler from ringside.

Edge (Jetster) and Goldust are taunting the Englishman, and the referee’s up. He walks over to the two wrestlers and starts shouting at them, especially Edge. The two are arguing on the outside next to Regal, whilst Goldust is waiting impatiently in the ring. Hold it! It’s Ken Shamrock! (The Cong Man) Chair Shot to Goldust! The world’s most dangerous man lifts up Goldust, and repeatedly does belly to bellies on Goldust onto a chair. On the outside, Edge has just thrown Regal into the steel steps, despite Mike Chioda being right in front of him. The ref goes over to Regal to check on his condition.

Shamrock is still dismantling Goldust, with some harsh shots. But Edge’s noticed he runs into the ring, only to receive a chair shot by Shamrock. What on earth s that crazy idiot doing here? He repeatedly drives the chair into Edge, bam, bam! At least 10 shots have been given by now. He’s put Goldust’s arm on top of Edge, the ref runs in as Ken runs out, this isn’t right! 1,2,3! DING DING DING!!

Winner and new European champion: Goldust (Dead Wonder)

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The Aftermath: After Shamrock beat up all 3 of the wrestlers, especially Regal, who he applied the Ankle Lock to for a while and repeatedly smashed in the back with a chair, and also after a few shots to Goldust, Goldust and Regal (Grandprix) were strechered away, but Shamrock (The Cong Man) took Edge backstage and continued to beat on him, by hitting him with a steel chair several times and applying the Ankle Lock for minutes whilst Edge stayed lifeless. The now non-champion was immediately taken to hospital.

J.R’s post-match report: “It appears to me, that that no good son of a gun, Ken Shamrock (The Cong Man) is targeting all 3 of the wrestlers that are involved with the European title. Tonight, he gave all 3 equal beatings, and even more to Edge. But why he made the title change, I don’t have a damn clue.

Jerry Springer’s Final thought: “The European title is important, and I think that Ken Shamrock has made no mistake in the choice he made.”

Yoda’s wise opinion: “Boo-boo Shamrock made. All 3 wrestlers butt of he to be kicked.”

Posh English Weatherman’s thoughts: “And in Belfast there will- (puts hands to ear) What? You want me to speak on a wrestling match-up? Where someone got hit with a chair? Oh hardcore, DJ! *people stare at him like he’s a freak.*

Stephen Hawking’s mind: “I. Think. That. It. Was. A. Great. Match. And. The. Chicks. Were. Great. Where’s. My. Choc. O. Late? Oh. $h!t.”

Mystique’s opinion: “Sod off you gays.” And stop using the quote marks, Allardini

Allardini: “Will do.” Woops.

Stephen Hawking’s response to Mystique: Wan. Na. Come. To. My. Place. To. Night?

Mystique: No.

Stephen Hawking: We. Could. Get. Drunk. And. Play. Ping. Pong

Ant: Oi! This forum is for wrestling chat, sod off! Ooh! * looks in other direction* Sugar……..

Doughnut Monster: Vote for me to be notable! :-D

Monkey_man: I can’t believe you haven’t seen raging bull!

Allardini: Guys, will you stop popping up in my match?

Dead Wonder: No. Wait a sec, I won!

Allardini: Well, that’s all from me today, back to you in the studio!

Natbuc: You loser…..

Allardini: Hey! How did you get in here?

Natbuc: No idea. I thought it was one of those porn adverts at first…..

Allardini: Wotcha doi-

Doughnut Monster: Vote for me!

Asher D: Do you mind? We’re having a conversation here!

Mojojojo: Yeah! Get outta town!

Allardini: Hold it! Doughnut, go away, no-one cares about you, and Asher and Mojo, you’re not in me and Natbuc’s conversation, so you go away too!

Natbuc: I gotta get rid of Allardini. I know. I’ll leave. Funny. He ain’t noticed me talking.

Mojojojo: Fine. I’m off.

Asher D: You know Allardini, there’s a spare place in the Sony’s-

Allardini: I don’t care about your Sony’s Phonies, Go away! So Natbuc, what were we talking about? Natbuc?

Jerry Springer: Take care of yourselves, and each other.

Allardini: Jerry! You fool! You were meant to say that ages ago! Anyway, as I was saying….. Natbuc? Great, he’s gone. Jerry? Dammit, he listened to me to… Yoda? Nope he’s dead…

Doughnut Monster: Vote for me! Owwww…..

Allardini So, I’ve no one to talk to. I’m talking to myself! I’ll be off…..

Shaneo: Phew! Just arrived! Hello? Anyone?

Stephen Hawking: I’ve fixed my. Short sentence. Problem a bit so. Do you wanna. Talk now?

Shaneo: Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!

Posh English Weatherman: I’m also up for some of that chatter business, buddy-o!

Shaneo: Even bigger Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!

Doughnut Monster: Vote for me!

Shaneo: Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!! the size of Lara Croft’s boobs!

Allardini: I believe you mean your Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!! With “s. So it should be “Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!”

Shaneo:………………….

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Shaneo has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Allardini: Wait, how come it didn’t say when everyone else had left?

Mojojojo: Beats me.

Asher D: Ain’t got a clue.

Stephen Hawking: I. Am. Unsure.

Mystique: Still got that problem, eh?

Doghnut Monster: Vote for me!

Allardini: Woah! You guys were here all along?

Monkey man: Er, no.

Allardini: So er-no’s in here?

Er-no: Er-no.

Allardini: Are you like a Pokemon, and you repeat your name all the time?

Er-no: Er-no.

Allardini: Then why did you repeat your name?

Er-no: Er…..

Natbuc: Listen, just talk like this, he doesn’t notice you!

Er-no: Really? Few, I was getting bored!

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Allardini has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation

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Er-no: Cool, he’s gone.

Natbuc: Yay!

Posh English Weatherman: I suggest we have a swinging chat!

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Everyone has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation

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Posh English Weatherman: But I’m not dead!

SYSTEM FAILURE

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Congrats to Dead Wonder on winning the title, bad luck to Jetster.

Thanks for reading,

I am the master of the RCMP 350,

Allardini

P.S. Thank. You. Mo. Jo. Jo. Jo. For. The. Full. Stop. Id. Ea. That. I’m using now, so give him the credit for that! And also, that conversation never happened, as you may have guessed………