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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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Hello and welcome to this No1 Contenders over the top rope battle Royal matchup here in the WWF Forum arena! This last man standing wins match includes men from a number of different factions here in the WWF as if the over the rope action wasn’t enough we will have more personal rivalries making this for some all about pride for their team, intense action is expected!
Kevin Nash’s (allardini) music hits to a nice pop from the crowd, Nash flaunts his stuff as he walks down the aisle, Nash thinks himself of somewhat of an icon and has already bragged backstage and in interviews claiming that this match is ‘in the bag’. No matter what Kevin Nash is certainly no one to take lightly, Nash ascends into the ring and poses for the crowd and eagerly awaits the arrival of his first opponent.
Rob Van Dam’s (Rickoss) music hits and the arena comes alive with cheers as the member of ECF’ing W comes out onto the rampway, RVD walks down the aisle in a calm way nodding to the crowd, RVD’s calm, collective attitude has often outwitted opponents because once he steps into the ring he is a different person and his aggression takes over! Rob walks around the ring not ready to get into a ring with Kevin Nash and calmly walks around ringside locking eyes with him.
Bret Hart’s (Crash) music interrupts the tension and both men stare up the rampway as the man himself walks out from the curtains to a great reaction from the crowd, Hart looks focused and seems determined to win as he walks down to ringside never leaving Nash’s eyes, as Hart begins to climb the steps into the ring Nash walks over to him and Hart stands still and the two begin exchanging words.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK!! IS COOKING!! A massive ovation nearly lifts the roof as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment walks out on the rampway!! The Rock (Starlight) makes his way out onto the rampway but Nash and Hart are still exchanging words as the Rock simply slides into the Ring behind Nash and goes top rope and celebrates with the crowd, the Rock looks pumped up for this battle.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BOOM!! Chris Jericho’s music hits to a chorus of boos from the hostile crowd, Y2J stands at the top of the ramp flaunting and strutting about posing. He goes to both sides of the top of the aisle celebrating as if the crowd love him, Jericho is laughing and thoroughly enjoying himself working the crowd up. He finally begins to walk down the isle but still taking a long time and the other competitors can be seen getting frustrated as the Rock pounces on Kevin Nash and starts hammering away at him, RVD slides into the ring and Hart enters too and he and RVD begin to slug it out as Rock beats down on Nash in the corner! The crowd go nuts!
The glass breaks!! A huge pop lifts twenty thousand fans that jam packed the arena to their feet in applause of Stone Cold Steve Austin! (Kid Rock) What an ovation, OH HELL YEAH!! The crowd are going wild for the Texas Rattlesnake who looks as ready as ever from Burnout! Austin walks the top of the ramp shaking his head about aggressively pumping up the crowd to their limit, Austin takes off his Jacket and runs down the aisle and closelines Jericho down from behind, he picks him up and throws him into the ring and enters himself a rush from the crowd eliminates the area as the bell rings for the match to begin!
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Every man begins attacking every thing that moves with closelines and right’s and left’s the action is over the top!! Literally! No one wants to waste this No1 contenders opportunity!
Austin carries on attacking Jericho pinning him to the mat and pummels away at his head, the other men seem to have paired off too with Rock and Nash who are now exchanging right hands trying to get the upper hand but the Rock is able to pull Nash into him early and what’s this he’s setting him up ROCK BOTTOM!! OH MY GOD!! The Rock bottom early the Rock is going crazy and starts smacking Nash while he’s down, the crowd come alive with Rocky chants! We can see why he’s the most electrifying man in sports entertainment the crowd love it, no one can believe it! RVD and Bret Hart are all over each other, Hart swings RVD into the turnbuckle and lifts one of his legs up and puts it up on the top rope! Hart is trying to eliminate RVD early! Austin whips Jericho off the ropes, Y2J ducks a closeline attempt on the return but is nailed by the Press and Knuckle and the way back and Austin beats down on him some more Stone Cold style!
Nash (allardini) ducks a right hand from the Rock (Starlight) and turns around and gives him the Big Boot to the face!! Nash celebrates showing off and the crowd boo heavily, meanwhile a RVD (Rickoss) chant breaks out egging the whole damn show on, RVD punches his way out of the predicament and nails a spinning heel kick!! RVD then turns to face the turnbuckle and jumps up and delivers a excellent split legged moonsualt and Bret Hart (crash)!!
Austin throws Y2J toward the ropes again only this time RVD is there and he ducks down and elevates Jericho up into the air and over the top rope!! What the!! Jericho manages to hold onto the top rope and survives going over the ropes this time, the crowd can’t believe it, what quick reactions! Jericho then bulldogs RVD down as Austin attacks Nash from behind and the two men embark on a fist fight! Austin pushes Nash into the ropes and tries to hoist him over but he is far too big and Austin is unsuccessful.
Jericho is seen darting toward the ropes and out of nowhere hits a LIONSAULT!! RVD just got the wind knocked out of him!! Bret Hart is back up and trips Y2J up and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER!! This isn’t going to win him the match but it will sure as hell weaken him down! Jericho screams in pain as Hart gets lower on the back of him making the move more agonising ripping at his back! The Rock gets back up holding his head and takes down Nash with a DDT! Then it happened, the Rock and Stone Cold crossed paths, the two went face to face as the crowd go absolutely mad!! They stare at one another neither one making a move, these two greats never know what to expect from each other and here we go!! They start hammering away at one another but neither seem to weaken until Austin puces Rock into the ropes and goes for a closeline but misses the Rock comes back off the ropes and nails a huge flying closeline! Only the Rock can get such height!
The cheers go up as Hart finally releases Jericho and goes for Nash, RVD gets up and sees a helpless Y2J and brings him up to his feet, Jericho somehow fights back but RVD nails a knee to the gut and kicks him in the chest knocking him down once more, RVD takes the opportunity to please the crowd and does the famous RVD thumb pose and goes top rope and flies high into the air and nails a big FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! WHAM!! The RVD chant breaks out as Hart nails a Enzeguri on the mountain Nash, Austin takes the oppertunity and bolts for him nailing him with a closeline which knocks him straight over the top rope! He’s eliminated he’s gone! Hart is out of here!
Ladies and gentlemen Bret Hart (Crash) as been eliminated from this matchup.
The Rock knocks RVD down with his three punches laying the smackdown speciality! The peoples champ takes Jericho and picks him up, Jericho comes round from the beating he’s received and takes the Rock down with a snap suplex! As the Rock stumbles back to his feet Y2J goes top tope and crouches down awaiting the Rock, as he gets to one knee the Rock shoots up and heads for Jericho and PUSHES HIM FROM THE TOP!! Jericho goes over the top rope and both feet hit the floor, he’s gone Y2J just got out manoeuvred!!
Ladies and gentlemen Chris Jericho (Scott) has been eliminated from this matchup.
Jericho is going furious at the referees on the outside as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment turns round to a charging Kevin Nash but the Rock is on a roll here and SPINEBUSTERS the big man from out of nowhere! The Rock walks round to Nash’s head as the crowd goes bezerk, they know what’s coming!!
The other fighters are busy with one another as the Rock kicks the arm in, a huge roar erupts it’s the people’s elbow!! The Rock swings the arms and runs across to one rope and over to the over AND HE GOES OVER THE TOP!! WHAT THE!! Jericho low bridged the Rock from the outside!! The Rock is out of here!
Ladies and gentlemen the Rock (Starlight) has been eliminated from the matchup
Jericho laughs and points at the fallen Rock as the crowd boo and taunt the self proclaimed most charismatic showman in the WWF.
Stone Cold attacks Nash who tries to get up and whips him off the ropes, Nash is quick to react though and tries for a big boot but Austin ducks, both men turn around and Austin hit a kick to the stomach and STUNNER!! Stone Cold Stunner, my god this is none stop!! Kevin Nash is down and out as RVD hits Austin with a hurricanrana, he then picks Austin up dazed and throws him into the turnbuckle and tries to edge him over the ropes.
On the outside the Rock gets up and sees what has happened to him, the Rock sprints across to Jericho who is heading up the ramp, Jericho sees the Rock and starts to run too, the crowd come alive even more as the chase goes up the aisle! The Rock is able to catch p with Y2J at the top of the ramp and simply holds Jericho by his neck and looks decindingly angry with him, a look of fear appears across Chris Jericho’s face as he begins to shake his head and plead with the Rock. The Rock walks to the top of the aisle and without hesitation THROWS JERICHO OFF THE RAMP AND TO THE FLOOR BELOW!! GOOD GOD!! BOOM!! Jericho hits the bear mat with such impact, unbelievable the Brahma bull is furious!!
This brings a hush silence across the crowd, everyone is stunned at the Rock’s brutality, looks like the WWF title means a lot to the Rock. Back in the ring Rob Van Dam is the only one to his feet, Austin uses the ropes to pull himself up and RVD sees an oppertunity and he runs across the ring and cross bodies Austin over the ropes! Rvd goes over with him but is able to grab the top rope and pull himself back under the bottom rope, Austin is out, he was caught unprepared the Texas Rattlesnake it out of the WWF title run for now!
Ladies and gentlemen Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) has been eliminated from this matchup.
It’s down to two it’s come to this, RVD and Kevin Nash, Nash is still down and RVD rolls across the ring for the ROLLING THUNDER!! Nash moves!! Nash dodges the move, and quickly gets to his feet, RVD clutches his back in pain and is able to get up and Nash delivers a kick to the stomach and throws RVD between his legs, the crowd comes to it’s feet as Nash lifts RVD up on his shoulders! He’s going for his signature manoeuvre, but wait a minute he’s walking to the edge of the ring, no way! RVD kicks and struggles to get free but it’s too late Nash throws RVD DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE, JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMB!! RVD is out Nash has won, it’s over, it’s over Nash is the WWF Forum No1 Contender!
Ladies and gentlemen Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) has been eliminated from the mathcup
RVD isn’t moving what has Nash done, Nash celebrates and smiles evilly as the referee announces him the winner. Medical help comes out to see to Jericho and RVD. This match went from bad to worse, it just proves how much the WWF title is worth to these competitors that they would go as far as they have, lots of personal rivalries have begun here and no one will forget this night, what an amazing math!
Congratulations to the new No1 contender for the WWF title Kevin Nash (allardini)
PHEW!
Thanks for reading
Starlight
Kevin Nash’s (allardini) music hits to a nice pop from the crowd, Nash flaunts his stuff as he walks down the aisle, Nash thinks himself of somewhat of an icon and has already bragged backstage and in interviews claiming that this match is ‘in the bag’. No matter what Kevin Nash is certainly no one to take lightly, Nash ascends into the ring and poses for the crowd and eagerly awaits the arrival of his first opponent.
Rob Van Dam’s (Rickoss) music hits and the arena comes alive with cheers as the member of ECF’ing W comes out onto the rampway, RVD walks down the aisle in a calm way nodding to the crowd, RVD’s calm, collective attitude has often outwitted opponents because once he steps into the ring he is a different person and his aggression takes over! Rob walks around the ring not ready to get into a ring with Kevin Nash and calmly walks around ringside locking eyes with him.
Bret Hart’s (Crash) music interrupts the tension and both men stare up the rampway as the man himself walks out from the curtains to a great reaction from the crowd, Hart looks focused and seems determined to win as he walks down to ringside never leaving Nash’s eyes, as Hart begins to climb the steps into the ring Nash walks over to him and Hart stands still and the two begin exchanging words.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK!! IS COOKING!! A massive ovation nearly lifts the roof as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment walks out on the rampway!! The Rock (Starlight) makes his way out onto the rampway but Nash and Hart are still exchanging words as the Rock simply slides into the Ring behind Nash and goes top rope and celebrates with the crowd, the Rock looks pumped up for this battle.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BOOM!! Chris Jericho’s music hits to a chorus of boos from the hostile crowd, Y2J stands at the top of the ramp flaunting and strutting about posing. He goes to both sides of the top of the aisle celebrating as if the crowd love him, Jericho is laughing and thoroughly enjoying himself working the crowd up. He finally begins to walk down the isle but still taking a long time and the other competitors can be seen getting frustrated as the Rock pounces on Kevin Nash and starts hammering away at him, RVD slides into the ring and Hart enters too and he and RVD begin to slug it out as Rock beats down on Nash in the corner! The crowd go nuts!
The glass breaks!! A huge pop lifts twenty thousand fans that jam packed the arena to their feet in applause of Stone Cold Steve Austin! (Kid Rock) What an ovation, OH HELL YEAH!! The crowd are going wild for the Texas Rattlesnake who looks as ready as ever from Burnout! Austin walks the top of the ramp shaking his head about aggressively pumping up the crowd to their limit, Austin takes off his Jacket and runs down the aisle and closelines Jericho down from behind, he picks him up and throws him into the ring and enters himself a rush from the crowd eliminates the area as the bell rings for the match to begin!
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Every man begins attacking every thing that moves with closelines and right’s and left’s the action is over the top!! Literally! No one wants to waste this No1 contenders opportunity!
Austin carries on attacking Jericho pinning him to the mat and pummels away at his head, the other men seem to have paired off too with Rock and Nash who are now exchanging right hands trying to get the upper hand but the Rock is able to pull Nash into him early and what’s this he’s setting him up ROCK BOTTOM!! OH MY GOD!! The Rock bottom early the Rock is going crazy and starts smacking Nash while he’s down, the crowd come alive with Rocky chants! We can see why he’s the most electrifying man in sports entertainment the crowd love it, no one can believe it! RVD and Bret Hart are all over each other, Hart swings RVD into the turnbuckle and lifts one of his legs up and puts it up on the top rope! Hart is trying to eliminate RVD early! Austin whips Jericho off the ropes, Y2J ducks a closeline attempt on the return but is nailed by the Press and Knuckle and the way back and Austin beats down on him some more Stone Cold style!
Nash (allardini) ducks a right hand from the Rock (Starlight) and turns around and gives him the Big Boot to the face!! Nash celebrates showing off and the crowd boo heavily, meanwhile a RVD (Rickoss) chant breaks out egging the whole damn show on, RVD punches his way out of the predicament and nails a spinning heel kick!! RVD then turns to face the turnbuckle and jumps up and delivers a excellent split legged moonsualt and Bret Hart (crash)!!
Austin throws Y2J toward the ropes again only this time RVD is there and he ducks down and elevates Jericho up into the air and over the top rope!! What the!! Jericho manages to hold onto the top rope and survives going over the ropes this time, the crowd can’t believe it, what quick reactions! Jericho then bulldogs RVD down as Austin attacks Nash from behind and the two men embark on a fist fight! Austin pushes Nash into the ropes and tries to hoist him over but he is far too big and Austin is unsuccessful.
Jericho is seen darting toward the ropes and out of nowhere hits a LIONSAULT!! RVD just got the wind knocked out of him!! Bret Hart is back up and trips Y2J up and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER!! This isn’t going to win him the match but it will sure as hell weaken him down! Jericho screams in pain as Hart gets lower on the back of him making the move more agonising ripping at his back! The Rock gets back up holding his head and takes down Nash with a DDT! Then it happened, the Rock and Stone Cold crossed paths, the two went face to face as the crowd go absolutely mad!! They stare at one another neither one making a move, these two greats never know what to expect from each other and here we go!! They start hammering away at one another but neither seem to weaken until Austin puces Rock into the ropes and goes for a closeline but misses the Rock comes back off the ropes and nails a huge flying closeline! Only the Rock can get such height!
The cheers go up as Hart finally releases Jericho and goes for Nash, RVD gets up and sees a helpless Y2J and brings him up to his feet, Jericho somehow fights back but RVD nails a knee to the gut and kicks him in the chest knocking him down once more, RVD takes the opportunity to please the crowd and does the famous RVD thumb pose and goes top rope and flies high into the air and nails a big FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! WHAM!! The RVD chant breaks out as Hart nails a Enzeguri on the mountain Nash, Austin takes the oppertunity and bolts for him nailing him with a closeline which knocks him straight over the top rope! He’s eliminated he’s gone! Hart is out of here!
Ladies and gentlemen Bret Hart (Crash) as been eliminated from this matchup.
The Rock knocks RVD down with his three punches laying the smackdown speciality! The peoples champ takes Jericho and picks him up, Jericho comes round from the beating he’s received and takes the Rock down with a snap suplex! As the Rock stumbles back to his feet Y2J goes top tope and crouches down awaiting the Rock, as he gets to one knee the Rock shoots up and heads for Jericho and PUSHES HIM FROM THE TOP!! Jericho goes over the top rope and both feet hit the floor, he’s gone Y2J just got out manoeuvred!!
Ladies and gentlemen Chris Jericho (Scott) has been eliminated from this matchup.
Jericho is going furious at the referees on the outside as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment turns round to a charging Kevin Nash but the Rock is on a roll here and SPINEBUSTERS the big man from out of nowhere! The Rock walks round to Nash’s head as the crowd goes bezerk, they know what’s coming!!
The other fighters are busy with one another as the Rock kicks the arm in, a huge roar erupts it’s the people’s elbow!! The Rock swings the arms and runs across to one rope and over to the over AND HE GOES OVER THE TOP!! WHAT THE!! Jericho low bridged the Rock from the outside!! The Rock is out of here!
Ladies and gentlemen the Rock (Starlight) has been eliminated from the matchup
Jericho laughs and points at the fallen Rock as the crowd boo and taunt the self proclaimed most charismatic showman in the WWF.
Stone Cold attacks Nash who tries to get up and whips him off the ropes, Nash is quick to react though and tries for a big boot but Austin ducks, both men turn around and Austin hit a kick to the stomach and STUNNER!! Stone Cold Stunner, my god this is none stop!! Kevin Nash is down and out as RVD hits Austin with a hurricanrana, he then picks Austin up dazed and throws him into the turnbuckle and tries to edge him over the ropes.
On the outside the Rock gets up and sees what has happened to him, the Rock sprints across to Jericho who is heading up the ramp, Jericho sees the Rock and starts to run too, the crowd come alive even more as the chase goes up the aisle! The Rock is able to catch p with Y2J at the top of the ramp and simply holds Jericho by his neck and looks decindingly angry with him, a look of fear appears across Chris Jericho’s face as he begins to shake his head and plead with the Rock. The Rock walks to the top of the aisle and without hesitation THROWS JERICHO OFF THE RAMP AND TO THE FLOOR BELOW!! GOOD GOD!! BOOM!! Jericho hits the bear mat with such impact, unbelievable the Brahma bull is furious!!
This brings a hush silence across the crowd, everyone is stunned at the Rock’s brutality, looks like the WWF title means a lot to the Rock. Back in the ring Rob Van Dam is the only one to his feet, Austin uses the ropes to pull himself up and RVD sees an oppertunity and he runs across the ring and cross bodies Austin over the ropes! Rvd goes over with him but is able to grab the top rope and pull himself back under the bottom rope, Austin is out, he was caught unprepared the Texas Rattlesnake it out of the WWF title run for now!
Ladies and gentlemen Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) has been eliminated from this matchup.
It’s down to two it’s come to this, RVD and Kevin Nash, Nash is still down and RVD rolls across the ring for the ROLLING THUNDER!! Nash moves!! Nash dodges the move, and quickly gets to his feet, RVD clutches his back in pain and is able to get up and Nash delivers a kick to the stomach and throws RVD between his legs, the crowd comes to it’s feet as Nash lifts RVD up on his shoulders! He’s going for his signature manoeuvre, but wait a minute he’s walking to the edge of the ring, no way! RVD kicks and struggles to get free but it’s too late Nash throws RVD DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE, JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMB!! RVD is out Nash has won, it’s over, it’s over Nash is the WWF Forum No1 Contender!
Ladies and gentlemen Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) has been eliminated from the mathcup
RVD isn’t moving what has Nash done, Nash celebrates and smiles evilly as the referee announces him the winner. Medical help comes out to see to Jericho and RVD. This match went from bad to worse, it just proves how much the WWF title is worth to these competitors that they would go as far as they have, lots of personal rivalries have begun here and no one will forget this night, what an amazing math!
Congratulations to the new No1 contender for the WWF title Kevin Nash (allardini)
PHEW!
Thanks for reading
Starlight
Hello and welcome to SR Arena as we have D’lo Brown (allardini) taking on Billy Gunn (Ant)…with the Intercontinental Title on the line.
“HELLO LADIES”. Val’s music hits as he struts to the ring with his towel around his waist.
He grabs a mic. “Seeing as the Big Valbowski couldn’t participate in this match, I thought I’d come and do a bit of spotting. Watching the co-intercontinental champions going at it…maybe facing me in the near future. Let me introduce them.”
D’lo’s music hits as he walks to the ring, swinging his head. He steps in and taunts Val Venus. Val announces, “ Making his way to the ring, a total freak who goes around shaking his head…D’lo Brown!”
Billy Gunn’s music hits as he and Chuck enter the stage and into the ring. “And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by a total j@ck@$#…he thinks he’s the ladies dreams…calendar boy Billy.”
DING DING! The match kicks off as Billy and D’lo tie-up. Billy forces D’lo down to the mat with a hiptoss, and repeatedly beats on D’lo. Billy stares at Chuck and then at Val. Val is taunting Billy. Wait, a LOW BLOW by D’lo, who now has the upper hand. D’lo has finally got control of the match. He kicks Billy in the mid-section and sets him up for the ‘LO DOWN!! It’s the ‘Lo Down, by D’lo. He goes for the cover…but wait, Chuck has distracted the referee. Billy may escape. D’lo goes for the unexpected attack on Chuck…but misses. Chuck pulls him out of the ring. It’s the SUPERKICK by Chuck. What a move by Chuck, who isn’t even in this match. He rolls D’lo back into the ring. No! 1…2…KICK OUT, by D’lo Brown. Billy Gunn sets him up for the ONE AND ONLY. Oh, what a reversal by D’lo. He’s using desperation manoeuvres now. Billy gets up first and irish whips D’lo into the corner. He comes running up, only to meet the boot of D’lo. What the hell is Val doing?? He’s taking the protective cover of the turnbuckle. D’lo pushes Billy into the turnbuckle, as blood pours from the head of Billy. Oh no, this is mayhem. D’lo goes up to. No. SKY HIGH! SKY HIGH! He picks Billy up. ‘Lo DOWN. Billy is finished. But wait, Chuck is holding on to D’lo. Val is getting in the ring. WHAM!! He attacks Brown. He puts Billy onto D’lo. No, not like this. 1…2…WAIT, what’s this. Earl Hebner is pulling Nick Patrick out of the ring. He’s telling him Val interfered. Oh no, Earl and Nick are fighting. DDT by Earl. Oh my God, I can’t believe this. JR: “Oh no King, the lights are out, literally.” “New World Order are here. Led by Vince, Hulk, Hall and Nash are coming. Vince: “Get those SOB’s.” No, they’re interfering in the IC title match. POWERBOMB to Billy, by Nash. No, not again. POWERBOMB! Here’s Jackie. She’s training to become a referee. D’lo has covered Billy as Vince and co. leave the ring. 1…2…3. THE WINNER, AND STILL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION…D’LO BROWN!
*After match*
Michael Cole catches up with D’lo. “So, D’lo, you won due to interference by Nash, Hogan and Hall. Did you feel you had Billy beaten anyway??”
“What kind of a stupid question was that? Michael, YOU better recognize.”
WAIT! From out of nowhere, Billy just attacked D’lo. Billy and Chuck are taking this too far. Billy lost, damn it. NO!! Billy throws D’lo through a glass window. WOW! What is Billy doin’? Here comes Val Venus. He’s helping D’lo Brown, by beating on Billy and Chuck. Hang on a sec; he’s now kicking D’lo. nWo are down on the ramp. Here comes Val. What a brawl. No…not another POWERBOMB by Nash. He’s doin’ all the work, he’s helping our IC champ. A bunch of referees are coming out. They are closely followed by D’lo.
“NO CHANCE”. Vince’s music blasts the arena as co-owner of the federation walks out, microphone in hand.
“Get back referees! Tonight, a street fight will take place. Val will take on Nash, Chuck, Billy and D’lo, with the gold on the line. And Nash WILL win that match, as I will be the special guest referee. Hell, why wait till tonight. Ring the bell god damn it!”
DING DING. The match kicks off (again) as Nash continues beating on Val. Chuck and Billy make their entrance. What a kick to the mid-section by Nash, who’s now delivering fierce punches to the head of Val. He turns his attention to D’lo, and goes for the early pin. 1…Pin broken up by Billy and Chuck, who have the double team advantages. Speaking of double team, they’re setting Nash up, perhaps for the double suplex. Billy start’s taking control of D’lo, whilst Chuck works on Val. Nash is currently outta the ring, grabbing a steel chair. Vince has hold of Billy. Not the Chair shot. No, he misses, but hits Vince. The champ does NOT have to be pinned. Former WWF Womans Champion Jackie sprints to the ring, with a ref’s shirt on, for the second time tonight. 1…2…3! THE WINNER AND NEW WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…BILLY GUNN!
Billy celebrates as Nash and Vince leave. D’lo and Val argue on the ramp, but are split up by WWF officials. Billy has won! What will happen between Val and former champ D’lo?? Will Nash and Vince get revenge?? Will there be anymore of Ant’s questions?? Hopefully not!
Well done Billy (Ant) and allardini, sorry mate!
“HELLO LADIES”. Val’s music hits as he struts to the ring with his towel around his waist.
He grabs a mic. “Seeing as the Big Valbowski couldn’t participate in this match, I thought I’d come and do a bit of spotting. Watching the co-intercontinental champions going at it…maybe facing me in the near future. Let me introduce them.”
D’lo’s music hits as he walks to the ring, swinging his head. He steps in and taunts Val Venus. Val announces, “ Making his way to the ring, a total freak who goes around shaking his head…D’lo Brown!”
Billy Gunn’s music hits as he and Chuck enter the stage and into the ring. “And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by a total j@ck@$#…he thinks he’s the ladies dreams…calendar boy Billy.”
DING DING! The match kicks off as Billy and D’lo tie-up. Billy forces D’lo down to the mat with a hiptoss, and repeatedly beats on D’lo. Billy stares at Chuck and then at Val. Val is taunting Billy. Wait, a LOW BLOW by D’lo, who now has the upper hand. D’lo has finally got control of the match. He kicks Billy in the mid-section and sets him up for the ‘LO DOWN!! It’s the ‘Lo Down, by D’lo. He goes for the cover…but wait, Chuck has distracted the referee. Billy may escape. D’lo goes for the unexpected attack on Chuck…but misses. Chuck pulls him out of the ring. It’s the SUPERKICK by Chuck. What a move by Chuck, who isn’t even in this match. He rolls D’lo back into the ring. No! 1…2…KICK OUT, by D’lo Brown. Billy Gunn sets him up for the ONE AND ONLY. Oh, what a reversal by D’lo. He’s using desperation manoeuvres now. Billy gets up first and irish whips D’lo into the corner. He comes running up, only to meet the boot of D’lo. What the hell is Val doing?? He’s taking the protective cover of the turnbuckle. D’lo pushes Billy into the turnbuckle, as blood pours from the head of Billy. Oh no, this is mayhem. D’lo goes up to. No. SKY HIGH! SKY HIGH! He picks Billy up. ‘Lo DOWN. Billy is finished. But wait, Chuck is holding on to D’lo. Val is getting in the ring. WHAM!! He attacks Brown. He puts Billy onto D’lo. No, not like this. 1…2…WAIT, what’s this. Earl Hebner is pulling Nick Patrick out of the ring. He’s telling him Val interfered. Oh no, Earl and Nick are fighting. DDT by Earl. Oh my God, I can’t believe this. JR: “Oh no King, the lights are out, literally.” “New World Order are here. Led by Vince, Hulk, Hall and Nash are coming. Vince: “Get those SOB’s.” No, they’re interfering in the IC title match. POWERBOMB to Billy, by Nash. No, not again. POWERBOMB! Here’s Jackie. She’s training to become a referee. D’lo has covered Billy as Vince and co. leave the ring. 1…2…3. THE WINNER, AND STILL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION…D’LO BROWN!
*After match*
Michael Cole catches up with D’lo. “So, D’lo, you won due to interference by Nash, Hogan and Hall. Did you feel you had Billy beaten anyway??”
“What kind of a stupid question was that? Michael, YOU better recognize.”
WAIT! From out of nowhere, Billy just attacked D’lo. Billy and Chuck are taking this too far. Billy lost, damn it. NO!! Billy throws D’lo through a glass window. WOW! What is Billy doin’? Here comes Val Venus. He’s helping D’lo Brown, by beating on Billy and Chuck. Hang on a sec; he’s now kicking D’lo. nWo are down on the ramp. Here comes Val. What a brawl. No…not another POWERBOMB by Nash. He’s doin’ all the work, he’s helping our IC champ. A bunch of referees are coming out. They are closely followed by D’lo.
“NO CHANCE”. Vince’s music blasts the arena as co-owner of the federation walks out, microphone in hand.
“Get back referees! Tonight, a street fight will take place. Val will take on Nash, Chuck, Billy and D’lo, with the gold on the line. And Nash WILL win that match, as I will be the special guest referee. Hell, why wait till tonight. Ring the bell god damn it!”
DING DING. The match kicks off (again) as Nash continues beating on Val. Chuck and Billy make their entrance. What a kick to the mid-section by Nash, who’s now delivering fierce punches to the head of Val. He turns his attention to D’lo, and goes for the early pin. 1…Pin broken up by Billy and Chuck, who have the double team advantages. Speaking of double team, they’re setting Nash up, perhaps for the double suplex. Billy start’s taking control of D’lo, whilst Chuck works on Val. Nash is currently outta the ring, grabbing a steel chair. Vince has hold of Billy. Not the Chair shot. No, he misses, but hits Vince. The champ does NOT have to be pinned. Former WWF Womans Champion Jackie sprints to the ring, with a ref’s shirt on, for the second time tonight. 1…2…3! THE WINNER AND NEW WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…BILLY GUNN!
Billy celebrates as Nash and Vince leave. D’lo and Val argue on the ramp, but are split up by WWF officials. Billy has won! What will happen between Val and former champ D’lo?? Will Nash and Vince get revenge?? Will there be anymore of Ant’s questions?? Hopefully not!
Well done Billy (Ant) and allardini, sorry mate!
“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?” The crowd go wild as Scotty The Doggy jogs to the ring for this match-up. He’s a young, talented wrestler, and he’s looking forward to a good future. He holds his CAW Tag Team Title aloft, before giving it to the timekeeper and then waving to the delighted fans.
(T-Devil’s music hits) T-Devil appears, looking a bit battered from his No Holds Barred fight with Crusher yesterday. He’s standing on the ramp, it looks like he has something to say.
“Hey Scotty, how ya doin’?” He says, a smug look on his face. “As you can see, I was in a tough match with my tag team partner last night. Of course I won, but I still don’t feel like competing tonight. So, I had a chat with our honourable Commissioner Reaver (Ant), also the CAW Champion, and we’ve made a deal. You will take part in a Slobberknocker tonight. Three CAW wrestlers, some making their first appearances here, will come down one-by-one and have a match with you. If you manage to win all three, then next week you get a shot at Reaver’s CAW Title. That okay with you, mate?” He asks, sniggering.
STD looks annoyed but he’s up for the challenge, “fine with me!” He cries.
(RawisAndy’s music hits) A small pop from the crowd as STD’s first opponent, RawisAndy saunters to the ring. He acknowledges the crowd, and the bell rings, it’s go-time. The two men lock up, both are about the same weight and height, so this should be an even bout. RawisAndy gets the upper hand with a kick to the midsection as T-Devil watches on, and then shoves him into a corner and stomps a mudhole in STD! STD staggers up and is taken down again by a hard clothesline. RawisAndy has no mercy and he’s working away on Scotty again with right-hands to the face.
RIA whips STD into the opposite turnbuckle, and he nails him with a Running Dropkick. STD manages to stay on his feet, but not anymore as RIA scores with neckbreaker! As he stomps away on STD, STD manages to grab one of his legs and brings him down to the canvas, and then gets the Anklelock! RIA (Starlight) screams in anguish but STD won’t let go, is it over already? No it’s not, as RIA just manages to grab the bottom rope. STD is looking to take the advantage, and he climbs to the top rope, he’s going for his signature moonsault! Ooooh, RawIsAndy moved out of the way at the last minute, and as Scotty slowly rights himself, RIA goes for a spear-WHAM!! He gets it, and he goes to hook the…no, he doesn’t, he’s celebrating to the crowd. He’s shouting something at T-Devil, it looks as though he’s asking if he can use weapons! We know RIA likes weapons, but T-Devil is telling him just to get the match over with! Wait, roll-up from STD, 1…2…3!! He’s done it! RawIsAndy rolls out of the ring in shock, he can’t believe he’s lost!
T-Devil looks angry, but he calls out the next opponent.
(The Psychiatrist’s music hits) Here comes one of the System Fighters, it’s The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! He weighs about 200lbs and he wears a lab coat, I don’t think STD’s too sure what to think of him! He knows what he’s doing though as he flips himself over the top rope-Flying Crossbody! STD wants to get this one over with as he tosses the Trist (for short) into the steel steps-SMASH!! The stairs are ripped apart as STD picks up the Trist, shoves his head between his arm-DDT ON THE OUTSIDE! He throws him back into the ring, hooks the leg, 1…2…and the Trist just kicks out. STD throws some left-hands but the Trist ducks, and then nails 3 powerful headbutts! STD is shocked, and can do nothing as Trist sets him up for the Brainbuster-and gets it! STD holds his head in pain.
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) heads to the top rope, he’s looking for the Psycho-analyser! He dives like a torpedo, but STD scrambles out of the way and Trist’s chin smashes straight into the unforgiving canvas. STD locks in a Small Package, 1…2…3! He’s won again! Trist was unluck,y he was extremely close to victory, but it was STD who came out on top.
T-Devil curses and brings out the final opponent.
(The Rat’s music hits) The crowd boo and jeer as The Rat (allardini) slowly walks to the ring. STD looks tired but determined as The Rat circles him. Rat nails a clothesline from no where, and then tosses STD out of the ring…where T-Devil is waiting! T-Devil viciously beats on STD, and then hooks him up for the Devil-DDT! WHAM!! He laughs as he throws him back into the ring for The Rat to capitalise on. But look, it’s STD’s tag team partner Rage (Raziel)! He picks up a stunned T-Devil and lifts him high above his head1 Gorilla Press!! T-Devil is out of it, as The Rat locks in The Rathouse on STD inside the ring!
STD looks like he’s gonna tap, after all this! Oh my…wow!! Scotty just used all his strength to flip his legs up, and before The Rat could get out of it, STD had kicked him right between the eyes with extreme force! Rat staggers back onto the ropes and bounces off them, straight into the SCOTT BOTTOM!! He hooks the leg and the crowd chant with the ref’s count, 1…2…3!! HE’S DONE IT!! SCOTTY THE DOGGY (SCOTT GILES) HAS DEFEATED RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT), THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL) AND THE RAT (ALLARDINI) ALL IN ONE NIGHT, TO T-DEVIL’S DISGUST!!
T-Devil walks back looking extremely unhappy, and STD celebrates in the ring with Rage (Raziel), he’ll get a shot at the CAW Title next week! What an impressive performance!
The winner of this match(es): Scotty The Doggy (Scott Giles)
(T-Devil’s music hits) T-Devil appears, looking a bit battered from his No Holds Barred fight with Crusher yesterday. He’s standing on the ramp, it looks like he has something to say.
“Hey Scotty, how ya doin’?” He says, a smug look on his face. “As you can see, I was in a tough match with my tag team partner last night. Of course I won, but I still don’t feel like competing tonight. So, I had a chat with our honourable Commissioner Reaver (Ant), also the CAW Champion, and we’ve made a deal. You will take part in a Slobberknocker tonight. Three CAW wrestlers, some making their first appearances here, will come down one-by-one and have a match with you. If you manage to win all three, then next week you get a shot at Reaver’s CAW Title. That okay with you, mate?” He asks, sniggering.
STD looks annoyed but he’s up for the challenge, “fine with me!” He cries.
(RawisAndy’s music hits) A small pop from the crowd as STD’s first opponent, RawisAndy saunters to the ring. He acknowledges the crowd, and the bell rings, it’s go-time. The two men lock up, both are about the same weight and height, so this should be an even bout. RawisAndy gets the upper hand with a kick to the midsection as T-Devil watches on, and then shoves him into a corner and stomps a mudhole in STD! STD staggers up and is taken down again by a hard clothesline. RawisAndy has no mercy and he’s working away on Scotty again with right-hands to the face.
RIA whips STD into the opposite turnbuckle, and he nails him with a Running Dropkick. STD manages to stay on his feet, but not anymore as RIA scores with neckbreaker! As he stomps away on STD, STD manages to grab one of his legs and brings him down to the canvas, and then gets the Anklelock! RIA (Starlight) screams in anguish but STD won’t let go, is it over already? No it’s not, as RIA just manages to grab the bottom rope. STD is looking to take the advantage, and he climbs to the top rope, he’s going for his signature moonsault! Ooooh, RawIsAndy moved out of the way at the last minute, and as Scotty slowly rights himself, RIA goes for a spear-WHAM!! He gets it, and he goes to hook the…no, he doesn’t, he’s celebrating to the crowd. He’s shouting something at T-Devil, it looks as though he’s asking if he can use weapons! We know RIA likes weapons, but T-Devil is telling him just to get the match over with! Wait, roll-up from STD, 1…2…3!! He’s done it! RawIsAndy rolls out of the ring in shock, he can’t believe he’s lost!
T-Devil looks angry, but he calls out the next opponent.
(The Psychiatrist’s music hits) Here comes one of the System Fighters, it’s The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! He weighs about 200lbs and he wears a lab coat, I don’t think STD’s too sure what to think of him! He knows what he’s doing though as he flips himself over the top rope-Flying Crossbody! STD wants to get this one over with as he tosses the Trist (for short) into the steel steps-SMASH!! The stairs are ripped apart as STD picks up the Trist, shoves his head between his arm-DDT ON THE OUTSIDE! He throws him back into the ring, hooks the leg, 1…2…and the Trist just kicks out. STD throws some left-hands but the Trist ducks, and then nails 3 powerful headbutts! STD is shocked, and can do nothing as Trist sets him up for the Brainbuster-and gets it! STD holds his head in pain.
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) heads to the top rope, he’s looking for the Psycho-analyser! He dives like a torpedo, but STD scrambles out of the way and Trist’s chin smashes straight into the unforgiving canvas. STD locks in a Small Package, 1…2…3! He’s won again! Trist was unluck,y he was extremely close to victory, but it was STD who came out on top.
T-Devil curses and brings out the final opponent.
(The Rat’s music hits) The crowd boo and jeer as The Rat (allardini) slowly walks to the ring. STD looks tired but determined as The Rat circles him. Rat nails a clothesline from no where, and then tosses STD out of the ring…where T-Devil is waiting! T-Devil viciously beats on STD, and then hooks him up for the Devil-DDT! WHAM!! He laughs as he throws him back into the ring for The Rat to capitalise on. But look, it’s STD’s tag team partner Rage (Raziel)! He picks up a stunned T-Devil and lifts him high above his head1 Gorilla Press!! T-Devil is out of it, as The Rat locks in The Rathouse on STD inside the ring!
STD looks like he’s gonna tap, after all this! Oh my…wow!! Scotty just used all his strength to flip his legs up, and before The Rat could get out of it, STD had kicked him right between the eyes with extreme force! Rat staggers back onto the ropes and bounces off them, straight into the SCOTT BOTTOM!! He hooks the leg and the crowd chant with the ref’s count, 1…2…3!! HE’S DONE IT!! SCOTTY THE DOGGY (SCOTT GILES) HAS DEFEATED RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT), THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL) AND THE RAT (ALLARDINI) ALL IN ONE NIGHT, TO T-DEVIL’S DISGUST!!
T-Devil walks back looking extremely unhappy, and STD celebrates in the ring with Rage (Raziel), he’ll get a shot at the CAW Title next week! What an impressive performance!
The winner of this match(es): Scotty The Doggy (Scott Giles)
Reaver (Ant) has booked himself in a non-title match against the person he won the title off, Longy. This match is an obvious attempt to destroy Longy so he won’t get a rematch. Well, we will have to see what happens.
The crowd are going nuts! What’s happening? It seems we have some backstage footage. It’s Kid Rock! He is walking down one of the halls backstage. He’s stopped at a locker room. It doesn’t have a sign on it. Who could it be? Kid Rock knocks and then enters. The cameraman is left outside. What is all that about?
It seems we have some footage of our ‘honourable’ commissioner, Reaver (Ant). He’s speaking to the members of the corrupt 4 Elements faction.
“I have an opportunity to put that sniffling weasel Longy out of business for a while and when the time comes, there will be no escape for him!”
Some rather cryptic comments from Reaver (Ant). Let’s get down to business. Longy’s music hits and the crowd go crazy for the former CAW champion. He looks up for this match and has a point to prove after shooting himself in the foot, which cost him the title.
Reaver’s music hits and the crowd are disgusted with this corrupt commissioner. Reaver raises the belt and points to it. He walks around to the announcer’s table. He grabs a microphone.
“Longy! Don’t expect to get your grubby little mits on this title again because when I’m finished with you, there will be NOTHING LEFT!”
Reaver (Ant) speedily enters the ring but gets stomped on by Longy. Longy looks furious and the crowd are loving every kick. Reaver is trying to escape but Longy is relentless. Longy picks up Reaver and suplexes him. Longy salutes the crowd and talks trash in Reaver’s face. Rake in the eye by Reaver. That has bought Reaver some time.
Reaver rolls out of the ring and leans on the ring. Longy runs off the ropes, baseball slide. Reaver tumbles to the floor. Reaver starts crawling up the ramp. I think he has had enough. Reaver has certainly had more than he has bargained for. Reaver is on his feet walking up the ramp. Longy is chasing him down and does a hard shot to the back. Reaver turns round and receives another shot to the face. Longy kicks Reaver in the midsection, DDT! Longy grabs Reaver’s legs and is literally dragging Reaver back to the ring!
Longy picks up Reaver (Ant) and whips him into the steps. Reaver is getting destroyed here. Reaver uses the security barrier to get to his feet. Longy with a shot to the ribs and rolls Reaver into the ring. Longy climbs in and covers. 1… 2… KICK OUT!
Longy grabs Reaver’s head and picks him up. Longy whips Reaver off the ropes, Spinebuster! Longy picks Reaver up. Longy does a couple of shots to the face, Reaver begins his fight back. This has turned into a slugfest. Reaver is winning, goes for a superkick, Longy grabs hold of the leg, Enziguri! Longy is down!
Reaver (Ant) wants to end this now. Reaver picks Longy up, sets him up for the running powerbomb! Reaver begins running, Longy transfers his weight and does a hurricarana pin! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Oh, so close!
Reaver rolls out of the ring and grabs his title belt. Longy is getting up on the other side of the ring. The ref is checking on him. Reaver climbs into the ring, he is willing Longy to come at him. Longy charges at Reaver, Reaver raises the belt, THE REF GRABS THE BELT! Longy slides through the legs, spins Reaver round, scoops him up, Powerslam!
Wait a second! The remaining 3 members of the 4 Elements are coming to ringside! They seem to staying outside the ring. Longy spots them and suicide dives over the ropes! Reaver (Ant) slides out of the ring and stomps on the fallen Longy. The crowd are going mad! What is going on? It’s Kid Rock! He’s coming through the crowd! It’s still 2 against 4. Longy and Kid Rock are outmatched. Another huge cheer comes up. It’s the System Fighters (Grandprix and MikeAll)! It’s turned into a mass war! The ref has thrown this match out! We await official confirmation of the result. At the moment, Longy and Reaver are slugging it out, Mouldy Cheese and Kid Rock are going through the crowd and the Da Animalz of Doom (Afrojoe and Cong Man) are fighting the System Fighters up the ramp.
We have official confirmation of the result.
“There is no winner as both wrestlers were disqualified.”
Well, there we have it! Kid Rock must have known that Reaver would try something and enlisted the System Fighters as backup. A double DQ benefits no one and I’m sure this is not the end of this rivalry.
WINNER: NO ONE (DOUBLE DQ)
The crowd are going nuts! What’s happening? It seems we have some backstage footage. It’s Kid Rock! He is walking down one of the halls backstage. He’s stopped at a locker room. It doesn’t have a sign on it. Who could it be? Kid Rock knocks and then enters. The cameraman is left outside. What is all that about?
It seems we have some footage of our ‘honourable’ commissioner, Reaver (Ant). He’s speaking to the members of the corrupt 4 Elements faction.
“I have an opportunity to put that sniffling weasel Longy out of business for a while and when the time comes, there will be no escape for him!”
Some rather cryptic comments from Reaver (Ant). Let’s get down to business. Longy’s music hits and the crowd go crazy for the former CAW champion. He looks up for this match and has a point to prove after shooting himself in the foot, which cost him the title.
Reaver’s music hits and the crowd are disgusted with this corrupt commissioner. Reaver raises the belt and points to it. He walks around to the announcer’s table. He grabs a microphone.
“Longy! Don’t expect to get your grubby little mits on this title again because when I’m finished with you, there will be NOTHING LEFT!”
Reaver (Ant) speedily enters the ring but gets stomped on by Longy. Longy looks furious and the crowd are loving every kick. Reaver is trying to escape but Longy is relentless. Longy picks up Reaver and suplexes him. Longy salutes the crowd and talks trash in Reaver’s face. Rake in the eye by Reaver. That has bought Reaver some time.
Reaver rolls out of the ring and leans on the ring. Longy runs off the ropes, baseball slide. Reaver tumbles to the floor. Reaver starts crawling up the ramp. I think he has had enough. Reaver has certainly had more than he has bargained for. Reaver is on his feet walking up the ramp. Longy is chasing him down and does a hard shot to the back. Reaver turns round and receives another shot to the face. Longy kicks Reaver in the midsection, DDT! Longy grabs Reaver’s legs and is literally dragging Reaver back to the ring!
Longy picks up Reaver (Ant) and whips him into the steps. Reaver is getting destroyed here. Reaver uses the security barrier to get to his feet. Longy with a shot to the ribs and rolls Reaver into the ring. Longy climbs in and covers. 1… 2… KICK OUT!
Longy grabs Reaver’s head and picks him up. Longy whips Reaver off the ropes, Spinebuster! Longy picks Reaver up. Longy does a couple of shots to the face, Reaver begins his fight back. This has turned into a slugfest. Reaver is winning, goes for a superkick, Longy grabs hold of the leg, Enziguri! Longy is down!
Reaver (Ant) wants to end this now. Reaver picks Longy up, sets him up for the running powerbomb! Reaver begins running, Longy transfers his weight and does a hurricarana pin! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Oh, so close!
Reaver rolls out of the ring and grabs his title belt. Longy is getting up on the other side of the ring. The ref is checking on him. Reaver climbs into the ring, he is willing Longy to come at him. Longy charges at Reaver, Reaver raises the belt, THE REF GRABS THE BELT! Longy slides through the legs, spins Reaver round, scoops him up, Powerslam!
Wait a second! The remaining 3 members of the 4 Elements are coming to ringside! They seem to staying outside the ring. Longy spots them and suicide dives over the ropes! Reaver (Ant) slides out of the ring and stomps on the fallen Longy. The crowd are going mad! What is going on? It’s Kid Rock! He’s coming through the crowd! It’s still 2 against 4. Longy and Kid Rock are outmatched. Another huge cheer comes up. It’s the System Fighters (Grandprix and MikeAll)! It’s turned into a mass war! The ref has thrown this match out! We await official confirmation of the result. At the moment, Longy and Reaver are slugging it out, Mouldy Cheese and Kid Rock are going through the crowd and the Da Animalz of Doom (Afrojoe and Cong Man) are fighting the System Fighters up the ramp.
We have official confirmation of the result.
“There is no winner as both wrestlers were disqualified.”
Well, there we have it! Kid Rock must have known that Reaver would try something and enlisted the System Fighters as backup. A double DQ benefits no one and I’m sure this is not the end of this rivalry.
WINNER: NO ONE (DOUBLE DQ)
Welcome to the Special Reserve arena, everyone is getting ready for what looks to be a classic Tag Team Grudge match between The Dudley Boyz (Afro Joe and Rasta Billy Skank) and Flame and Heavy Heat (Hells Guardian and The Dark One).
“BOOM!” The Dudley Boyz (Afro Joe and Rasta Billy Skanks) music hits as Buh Buh Ray and D-Von run down to the ring, getting psyched up and ready for this grudge match. They both climb the turnbuckles to be welcomed with a huge ovation from the crowd and wait for their opponents.
Some eerie music hits as the Dark Duo (Flame and Heavy Heat) enter the arena, welcomed by boos from the crowd. The two superstars slide into the ring a taunt as the Dudley (Afro Joe and Rasta Billy Skank)’s are forced to move away from them. D-Von rushes towards Heavy Heat and delivers hard right hands to his face as Buh Buh Ray runs Flame just to be knocked down with a big boot to the face.
“DING! DING!” The match officially begins as Buh Buh Ray (RBS) and Heavy Heat (The Dark One) are thrown out of the ring. D-Von (AJ) and Flame (Hells Guardian) start off this match by applying a grapple on each other. D-Von gets the upper hand and applies a headlock on Flame, which soon after he turns into a snapmere. D-Von runs off the rope and delivers a hard elbow drop to Flame followed by hard stomping to the abdomen. D-Von throws Flame to the rope but he reverses and D-Von is the one who is sent flying across the ring, followed by a huge flap jack, slamming D-Vons face into the canvas. D-Von staggers to his feet and turns around to face Flame, but only to be hit with a perfectly executed DDT, forcing D-Vons head far into the cold canvas below. D-Von rolls out of the ring to get a breather, but meets up with Heavy Heat who delivers some vicious blows to the chest of D-Von. In the ring, Flame is taunting to the crowd, but Buh Buh Ray breaks this up with a hard punch to the gut followed by an uppercut Flame falls straight to the ground as Heavy Heat throws D-Von into the ring and the other two return to their corners, stretching out for a tag. Both Flame and D-Von are struggling to get back to their corners, stretching their arms as far as they can. D-Von makes the first tag and no more than a second later Flame makes a tag to his partner.
Buh Buh Ray (RBS) hits Heavy Heat (The Dark One) to the ground straight away with a hard clothesline. Heavy Heat gets right back up is hit down with another clothesline from the bigger of the Dudleys, Buh Buh. Buh Buh Ray runs off the rope while Heavy Heat is down and delivers a huge leg drop to Flame (Hells Guardian)’s tag team partner. Buh Buh picks up Heavy Heat and bombards him with right and lefts to the chest, forcing him toward the turnbuckle. Buh Buh starts to choke out Heavy Heat on the turnbuckle, the ref counts to four and Buh Buh is forced to break the hold. Buh Buh hops onto the second rope, while Heavy Heat is still in the corner, and starts to deliver sharp shots to the head. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Heavy Heat stumbles into the middle of the ring a falls flat on his back. Buh Buh makes the tag to D-Von (AJ) and they execute a double suplex to Heavy Heat. The referee forces Buh Buh out of the ring as D-Von stomps away on Heavy Heat. D-Von picks up Heavy Heat and then throws him off the rope, followed by a hard powerslam. The Dudleys are on great form tonight! D-Von again picks up Heavy Heat but this time Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. D-Von runs at Heavy Heat but Heavy Heat moves out of the way and stumbles to his corner to get the tag!
Flame (Hells Guardian) charges straight at D-Von (AJ) who has stumbled into the middle of the ring, trying to make a tag, but Flame hits a D-Von with a hard spear, to take him down to the ground. D-Von slowly sits up, but only to be welcomed by a front dropkick, which hits him to the ground again. Flame stomps on D-Von to make sure he’s down and then applies a camel clutch! D-Von begins to scream in pain as Flame applies the hold ever tighter! “Oh my god! Flame is gonna break D-Von’s goddamn neck with that submission! How can you do that!? That’s a another human being!” JR rants on in despair as the hold goes on. “AHHHH! Stop! Stop!” D-Von pleads to Flame “Tap! Tap!!”. D-Von is slowly dragging himself to the rope, trying to break the hold. D-Von is almost there! He gets the rope! “Thank god!” JR screams. The referee counts to four and then Flame breaks the hold, but before D-Von can get a breather or a tag, Flame drags him into the centre of the ring and applies the hold again! “You can’t do that! God stop him!” JR continues, somehow without moving his lips. D-Von has started to cough up blood! He’s got to tap out! Buh Buh Ray (RBS) is stretching his arm out at his corner in distress, calling for his partner to tag! D-Von is screaming in total pain! D-Von is about to tap! Buh Buh has had enough, he rushes into the ring and breaks up the hold. Heavy Heat (The Dark One) runs into the ring and goes for the clothesline on Buh Buh, but he ducks and executes the Buh Buh Bomb! Heavy Heat rolls out of the ring quickly to get a breather. D-Von goes up top and Buh Buh delivers a scoop slam to Flame, the crowd know what’s coming and start to cheer. “WAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!” Both Dudleys shout as D-Von flies through the air and hits Flame in the nether regions!
Buh Buh Ray (RBS) leaves the ring and D-Von (AJ) is left to pin Flame (Hells Guardian). D-Von covers with a hook of the leg 1… 2… Kick-out! Flame amazingly kicked out from that vicious attack from the Dudley Boyz! D-Von can’t believe it! D-Von starts stomping on Flame straight away and throws him into the turnbuckle. D-Von follows and delivers huge slaps to Flames chest, each time the crowd screaming “WHHOOOOO!”. D-Von turns round and taunts in the middle of the ring. D-Von turns back round to Flame but only to be kicked in the groin, THE FEAR FACTOR! “HOW IN GODS NAME DID HE DO THAT?!” JR screams. Flame hit the Fear Factor with his last ounce of strength! Flame stumbles into his corner and makes the tag to Heavy Heat (The Dark One)! Heavy Heat starts to pound away on D-Von as soon as he enters the ring. Heavy Heat delivers a side suplex and then covers with a hook of the leg. 1… 2… Shoulder up! D-Von got his shoulder up! “Those Dudleys can take a damn lot of punishment, I can tell you that!” JR exclaims as the match goes on. Heavy Heat throws D-Von off the rope and clotheslines him to knock him straight to the canvas. Heavy Heat clutches D-Von neck and puts his head in-between the first and second rope followed by holding tightly to his legs. GUILLOTINE! D-Von rolls out of the ring, tightly clutching his neck. Heavy Heat follows D-Von but is hit the floor by Buh Buh Ray! Buh Buh slams Heavy Heat onto the crowd barrier! Buh Buh stomps on Heavy Heat and then throws him into the ring. As Buh Buh Ray gets back to his corner D-Von makes his way into the ring.
D-Von (AJ) stumbles to his corner and makes a tag to Buh Buh Ray (RBS). Buh Buh Ray stomps on Heavy Heat (The Dark One) and then leg drops him. Buh Buh throws Heavy heat into the corner and follows. He places Heavy Heat on the third rope and follows himself. SUPER BACKDROP! Buh Buh goes for the cover. 1… 2… But before he gets to three, Buh Buh sees Flame (Hells Guardian) running at him. Flame goes for the clothesline but Buh Buh Ray ducks. BUH BUH BOMB! Flame rolls out of the ring. Heavy Heat is facing away from Buh Buh Ray, struggling to get up. Buh Buh goes up behind Heavy Heat and gets him in an electric chair drop hold. D-Von is up top! “Oh my god!” JR wails. DUDLEY DEVICE!!! Heavy Heat, D-Von and Buh Buh Ray are left in the ring. D-Von turns to Buh Buh Ray and Buh Buh slaps him in the chest. |The crowd know what’s coming! “D-VON! GET THE TABLES!” Buh Buh roars. D-Von climbs out of the ring and disappears underneath the ring. Later he emerges with a table! D-Von gets into the ring and sets up the table. Heavy Heat slowly gets to his feet. 3D THROUGH THE TABLE!! Buh Buh Ray covers. 1… 2… 3!!! The Dudleys have won it!
“And here are your winners, the Dudley Boyz!” Howard Finckle announces.
BACKSTAGE
“D-Von, we kicked butt out there!” Buh Buh exclaims.
“Come on, they’re rookies, what do you expect?” D-Von replies. Just them Flame and Heavy Heat rush into the locker room with chairs and take out both the Dudleys with hard chair shots. Heavy Heat and Flame throw the lockers at the now limp Dudleys.
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Well done RBS and AJ! Bad luck Hells Guardian and The Dark One.
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“BOOM!” The Dudley Boyz (Afro Joe and Rasta Billy Skanks) music hits as Buh Buh Ray and D-Von run down to the ring, getting psyched up and ready for this grudge match. They both climb the turnbuckles to be welcomed with a huge ovation from the crowd and wait for their opponents.
Some eerie music hits as the Dark Duo (Flame and Heavy Heat) enter the arena, welcomed by boos from the crowd. The two superstars slide into the ring a taunt as the Dudley (Afro Joe and Rasta Billy Skank)’s are forced to move away from them. D-Von rushes towards Heavy Heat and delivers hard right hands to his face as Buh Buh Ray runs Flame just to be knocked down with a big boot to the face.
“DING! DING!” The match officially begins as Buh Buh Ray (RBS) and Heavy Heat (The Dark One) are thrown out of the ring. D-Von (AJ) and Flame (Hells Guardian) start off this match by applying a grapple on each other. D-Von gets the upper hand and applies a headlock on Flame, which soon after he turns into a snapmere. D-Von runs off the rope and delivers a hard elbow drop to Flame followed by hard stomping to the abdomen. D-Von throws Flame to the rope but he reverses and D-Von is the one who is sent flying across the ring, followed by a huge flap jack, slamming D-Vons face into the canvas. D-Von staggers to his feet and turns around to face Flame, but only to be hit with a perfectly executed DDT, forcing D-Vons head far into the cold canvas below. D-Von rolls out of the ring to get a breather, but meets up with Heavy Heat who delivers some vicious blows to the chest of D-Von. In the ring, Flame is taunting to the crowd, but Buh Buh Ray breaks this up with a hard punch to the gut followed by an uppercut Flame falls straight to the ground as Heavy Heat throws D-Von into the ring and the other two return to their corners, stretching out for a tag. Both Flame and D-Von are struggling to get back to their corners, stretching their arms as far as they can. D-Von makes the first tag and no more than a second later Flame makes a tag to his partner.
Buh Buh Ray (RBS) hits Heavy Heat (The Dark One) to the ground straight away with a hard clothesline. Heavy Heat gets right back up is hit down with another clothesline from the bigger of the Dudleys, Buh Buh. Buh Buh Ray runs off the rope while Heavy Heat is down and delivers a huge leg drop to Flame (Hells Guardian)’s tag team partner. Buh Buh picks up Heavy Heat and bombards him with right and lefts to the chest, forcing him toward the turnbuckle. Buh Buh starts to choke out Heavy Heat on the turnbuckle, the ref counts to four and Buh Buh is forced to break the hold. Buh Buh hops onto the second rope, while Heavy Heat is still in the corner, and starts to deliver sharp shots to the head. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Heavy Heat stumbles into the middle of the ring a falls flat on his back. Buh Buh makes the tag to D-Von (AJ) and they execute a double suplex to Heavy Heat. The referee forces Buh Buh out of the ring as D-Von stomps away on Heavy Heat. D-Von picks up Heavy Heat and then throws him off the rope, followed by a hard powerslam. The Dudleys are on great form tonight! D-Von again picks up Heavy Heat but this time Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. D-Von runs at Heavy Heat but Heavy Heat moves out of the way and stumbles to his corner to get the tag!
Flame (Hells Guardian) charges straight at D-Von (AJ) who has stumbled into the middle of the ring, trying to make a tag, but Flame hits a D-Von with a hard spear, to take him down to the ground. D-Von slowly sits up, but only to be welcomed by a front dropkick, which hits him to the ground again. Flame stomps on D-Von to make sure he’s down and then applies a camel clutch! D-Von begins to scream in pain as Flame applies the hold ever tighter! “Oh my god! Flame is gonna break D-Von’s goddamn neck with that submission! How can you do that!? That’s a another human being!” JR rants on in despair as the hold goes on. “AHHHH! Stop! Stop!” D-Von pleads to Flame “Tap! Tap!!”. D-Von is slowly dragging himself to the rope, trying to break the hold. D-Von is almost there! He gets the rope! “Thank god!” JR screams. The referee counts to four and then Flame breaks the hold, but before D-Von can get a breather or a tag, Flame drags him into the centre of the ring and applies the hold again! “You can’t do that! God stop him!” JR continues, somehow without moving his lips. D-Von has started to cough up blood! He’s got to tap out! Buh Buh Ray (RBS) is stretching his arm out at his corner in distress, calling for his partner to tag! D-Von is screaming in total pain! D-Von is about to tap! Buh Buh has had enough, he rushes into the ring and breaks up the hold. Heavy Heat (The Dark One) runs into the ring and goes for the clothesline on Buh Buh, but he ducks and executes the Buh Buh Bomb! Heavy Heat rolls out of the ring quickly to get a breather. D-Von goes up top and Buh Buh delivers a scoop slam to Flame, the crowd know what’s coming and start to cheer. “WAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!” Both Dudleys shout as D-Von flies through the air and hits Flame in the nether regions!
Buh Buh Ray (RBS) leaves the ring and D-Von (AJ) is left to pin Flame (Hells Guardian). D-Von covers with a hook of the leg 1… 2… Kick-out! Flame amazingly kicked out from that vicious attack from the Dudley Boyz! D-Von can’t believe it! D-Von starts stomping on Flame straight away and throws him into the turnbuckle. D-Von follows and delivers huge slaps to Flames chest, each time the crowd screaming “WHHOOOOO!”. D-Von turns round and taunts in the middle of the ring. D-Von turns back round to Flame but only to be kicked in the groin, THE FEAR FACTOR! “HOW IN GODS NAME DID HE DO THAT?!” JR screams. Flame hit the Fear Factor with his last ounce of strength! Flame stumbles into his corner and makes the tag to Heavy Heat (The Dark One)! Heavy Heat starts to pound away on D-Von as soon as he enters the ring. Heavy Heat delivers a side suplex and then covers with a hook of the leg. 1… 2… Shoulder up! D-Von got his shoulder up! “Those Dudleys can take a damn lot of punishment, I can tell you that!” JR exclaims as the match goes on. Heavy Heat throws D-Von off the rope and clotheslines him to knock him straight to the canvas. Heavy Heat clutches D-Von neck and puts his head in-between the first and second rope followed by holding tightly to his legs. GUILLOTINE! D-Von rolls out of the ring, tightly clutching his neck. Heavy Heat follows D-Von but is hit the floor by Buh Buh Ray! Buh Buh slams Heavy Heat onto the crowd barrier! Buh Buh stomps on Heavy Heat and then throws him into the ring. As Buh Buh Ray gets back to his corner D-Von makes his way into the ring.
D-Von (AJ) stumbles to his corner and makes a tag to Buh Buh Ray (RBS). Buh Buh Ray stomps on Heavy Heat (The Dark One) and then leg drops him. Buh Buh throws Heavy heat into the corner and follows. He places Heavy Heat on the third rope and follows himself. SUPER BACKDROP! Buh Buh goes for the cover. 1… 2… But before he gets to three, Buh Buh sees Flame (Hells Guardian) running at him. Flame goes for the clothesline but Buh Buh Ray ducks. BUH BUH BOMB! Flame rolls out of the ring. Heavy Heat is facing away from Buh Buh Ray, struggling to get up. Buh Buh goes up behind Heavy Heat and gets him in an electric chair drop hold. D-Von is up top! “Oh my god!” JR wails. DUDLEY DEVICE!!! Heavy Heat, D-Von and Buh Buh Ray are left in the ring. D-Von turns to Buh Buh Ray and Buh Buh slaps him in the chest. |The crowd know what’s coming! “D-VON! GET THE TABLES!” Buh Buh roars. D-Von climbs out of the ring and disappears underneath the ring. Later he emerges with a table! D-Von gets into the ring and sets up the table. Heavy Heat slowly gets to his feet. 3D THROUGH THE TABLE!! Buh Buh Ray covers. 1… 2… 3!!! The Dudleys have won it!
“And here are your winners, the Dudley Boyz!” Howard Finckle announces.
BACKSTAGE
“D-Von, we kicked butt out there!” Buh Buh exclaims.
“Come on, they’re rookies, what do you expect?” D-Von replies. Just them Flame and Heavy Heat rush into the locker room with chairs and take out both the Dudleys with hard chair shots. Heavy Heat and Flame throw the lockers at the now limp Dudleys.
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Well done RBS and AJ! Bad luck Hells Guardian and The Dark One.
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Good afternoon and welcome to the SR Arena for today's match. This one should be a great match, as it features 3 of our top wrestlers from the WWF Forum Wrestling. Enjoy!
"Dead Man Walkin'" Taker's music hits and the arena goes dark. On comes Rollin' to welcome the Undertaker out on his bike. He comes out ot a great elevation..... of boos from the crowd. Taker circles the ring on his bike then gets off it. He climbs into the ring and raises his hand in the air, but this only recieves more boos from the crowd. The KOTR Champ looks focused for this match.
"Time to make pain!" Triple H's music echos all over the arena. "Time to play the GAAAME!" Triple H comes out onto the stage to a huge amount of cheers from the crowd. The Game comes down the ramp, all the fans are trying to lean over the barriers to touch their hero. The Game pours water over his head with his water bottle, and then some into his mouth. He gets up onto the apron. Triple H is about to spit his water into the air, but watch out! Taker hits him from behind. Triple H goes flying off the ring apron onto the crowd barrier, which he hits his face off in the fall. DING DING DING!
The match has started but we are still waiting for the arrival of our final competitor, Chris Benoit. Taker climbs out of the ring and picks Triple H up by the hair. Benoit's music hits at this point. Benoit comes out on to the stage to see Taker punching Triple H in the face. The Taker has knocked HHH down by this time. He lands on the hard floor after a series of punches. Benoit is making his way slowly down the ramp. Taker picks up Triple H and throws him back into the ring. The Game is trying to pick himself up but he can't when Taker hits him on the back of the head with his arm. Undertaker picks up the Game again and tosses him onto the ropes. The Game returns to get a Back Body Drop by The Undertaker. At this point Chris Benoit (Grandprix) decides to get involved. He slides in, but Taker, sensing this, turns around and knocks benoit down with a hard fist. Benoit looks out cold.
Undertaker (Jetster) is standing with his arms raised. Benoit, though, is getting back up to his feet. Taker walks over and tries to get Benoit onto his feet but The Rabid Wolverine swings at Taker and gets him in the ribs. This doesn't have much effect but Triple H is now up and he hits Taker on the back of the head with a hard right hand. Taker is getting swung at from both Benoit and Triple H, from the front and back. Taker falls onto his knees and they both start kicking him around. But then, with the advantage on his side, Benoit jumps over Taker's body and hits a hard clothesline to him. The Game is down and Benoit is stamping on him. Here comes Taker from behind him though. Oh! What a shot! Taker just gave a huge Big Boot to the back of the head on Benoit, who goes flying forwards and smacks his face off the middle turnbuckle post. Benoit this time, is surely out cold. Undertaker (Jetster) now picks up Triple H (Ant) and swings him off the ropes. The Game returns this time to a clothesline but cleverly ducks under it and does a big Jumping Knee Swing as he comes back. His knee connects right with the skull of Undertaker, who falls backwards. Triple H goes for the cover. 1, 2, oh! Just a kickout there from Undertaker.
Triple H is now trying to pick up the Undertaker again. He gets him up and trys to set up a suplex. He can't seem to lift Taker. He used up a lot of strength on that last attack after being domintaed for a large part of this match. Taker reverses the suplex and hits one on The Game. Benoit is now trying to get back to his feet. He looks dazed and is having trouble finding his feet, even while clinging to the ropes. Taker comes over and knocks him down with a big clothesline. Undertaker turns back around and Triple H is in his face already. Triple H with five hard shots to the head before Taker falls over. Triple H has him back on his feet and swings him onto the ropes. Taker reverses though and ducks as Triple H comes back. The Game thinks of the smartest counter, which is the Facebuster and hits it on the Dead Man. That is the second time that The Game has stuck his knee right into the skull of Taker and the second time that he has produced a cover. 1, 2, and again, a kickout from The Undertaker. The Game is looking frustrated.
He picks up Undertaker again. He swings Taker off the ropes, and this time the Dead Man doesn't counter. Taker comes back, and both men try a clothesline. Double Clothesline by Undertaker and Triple H to each other. Both men are out cold. Benoit is heading up top. He is having trouble keeping his balance but he manages to keep it on the top rope. Benoit jumps off. Kamikazie Headbutt by Benoit.... he is aiming for Taker but Taker pulls Triple H near him and rolls away quickly so that Benoit hits the Game..... and he does! Benoit just hit the Headbutt on the Game when he was aiming at Taker. Both Benoit (Grandprix) and Triple H (Ant) are out cold. Taker (Jetster) crawls onto a cover on The Game. 1.... 2.... 3..... DING DING DING!
"Here is your winner...." Tony Chimmel announces, "The Undertaker!" Undertaker's music come on as he tries to make his way to his feet. The fans start screaming... Here comes The Rock (Starlight). THE ROCK! The Great One is sprinting down the ramp. Here it comes. He is taunting Taker. Undertaker turns around...... and into a Rock Bottom! The Rock has laid the Taker flat out in the ring!
The Rock's music blares out as SR's Biggest Triple Threat match in a while fizzles out.
Congrats to Undertaker (Jetster)
Unlucky Benoit (Grandprix) and Triple H (Ant)
Thanks for reading, Afro.
"Dead Man Walkin'" Taker's music hits and the arena goes dark. On comes Rollin' to welcome the Undertaker out on his bike. He comes out ot a great elevation..... of boos from the crowd. Taker circles the ring on his bike then gets off it. He climbs into the ring and raises his hand in the air, but this only recieves more boos from the crowd. The KOTR Champ looks focused for this match.
"Time to make pain!" Triple H's music echos all over the arena. "Time to play the GAAAME!" Triple H comes out onto the stage to a huge amount of cheers from the crowd. The Game comes down the ramp, all the fans are trying to lean over the barriers to touch their hero. The Game pours water over his head with his water bottle, and then some into his mouth. He gets up onto the apron. Triple H is about to spit his water into the air, but watch out! Taker hits him from behind. Triple H goes flying off the ring apron onto the crowd barrier, which he hits his face off in the fall. DING DING DING!
The match has started but we are still waiting for the arrival of our final competitor, Chris Benoit. Taker climbs out of the ring and picks Triple H up by the hair. Benoit's music hits at this point. Benoit comes out on to the stage to see Taker punching Triple H in the face. The Taker has knocked HHH down by this time. He lands on the hard floor after a series of punches. Benoit is making his way slowly down the ramp. Taker picks up Triple H and throws him back into the ring. The Game is trying to pick himself up but he can't when Taker hits him on the back of the head with his arm. Undertaker picks up the Game again and tosses him onto the ropes. The Game returns to get a Back Body Drop by The Undertaker. At this point Chris Benoit (Grandprix) decides to get involved. He slides in, but Taker, sensing this, turns around and knocks benoit down with a hard fist. Benoit looks out cold.
Undertaker (Jetster) is standing with his arms raised. Benoit, though, is getting back up to his feet. Taker walks over and tries to get Benoit onto his feet but The Rabid Wolverine swings at Taker and gets him in the ribs. This doesn't have much effect but Triple H is now up and he hits Taker on the back of the head with a hard right hand. Taker is getting swung at from both Benoit and Triple H, from the front and back. Taker falls onto his knees and they both start kicking him around. But then, with the advantage on his side, Benoit jumps over Taker's body and hits a hard clothesline to him. The Game is down and Benoit is stamping on him. Here comes Taker from behind him though. Oh! What a shot! Taker just gave a huge Big Boot to the back of the head on Benoit, who goes flying forwards and smacks his face off the middle turnbuckle post. Benoit this time, is surely out cold. Undertaker (Jetster) now picks up Triple H (Ant) and swings him off the ropes. The Game returns this time to a clothesline but cleverly ducks under it and does a big Jumping Knee Swing as he comes back. His knee connects right with the skull of Undertaker, who falls backwards. Triple H goes for the cover. 1, 2, oh! Just a kickout there from Undertaker.
Triple H is now trying to pick up the Undertaker again. He gets him up and trys to set up a suplex. He can't seem to lift Taker. He used up a lot of strength on that last attack after being domintaed for a large part of this match. Taker reverses the suplex and hits one on The Game. Benoit is now trying to get back to his feet. He looks dazed and is having trouble finding his feet, even while clinging to the ropes. Taker comes over and knocks him down with a big clothesline. Undertaker turns back around and Triple H is in his face already. Triple H with five hard shots to the head before Taker falls over. Triple H has him back on his feet and swings him onto the ropes. Taker reverses though and ducks as Triple H comes back. The Game thinks of the smartest counter, which is the Facebuster and hits it on the Dead Man. That is the second time that The Game has stuck his knee right into the skull of Taker and the second time that he has produced a cover. 1, 2, and again, a kickout from The Undertaker. The Game is looking frustrated.
He picks up Undertaker again. He swings Taker off the ropes, and this time the Dead Man doesn't counter. Taker comes back, and both men try a clothesline. Double Clothesline by Undertaker and Triple H to each other. Both men are out cold. Benoit is heading up top. He is having trouble keeping his balance but he manages to keep it on the top rope. Benoit jumps off. Kamikazie Headbutt by Benoit.... he is aiming for Taker but Taker pulls Triple H near him and rolls away quickly so that Benoit hits the Game..... and he does! Benoit just hit the Headbutt on the Game when he was aiming at Taker. Both Benoit (Grandprix) and Triple H (Ant) are out cold. Taker (Jetster) crawls onto a cover on The Game. 1.... 2.... 3..... DING DING DING!
"Here is your winner...." Tony Chimmel announces, "The Undertaker!" Undertaker's music come on as he tries to make his way to his feet. The fans start screaming... Here comes The Rock (Starlight). THE ROCK! The Great One is sprinting down the ramp. Here it comes. He is taunting Taker. Undertaker turns around...... and into a Rock Bottom! The Rock has laid the Taker flat out in the ring!
The Rock's music blares out as SR's Biggest Triple Threat match in a while fizzles out.
Congrats to Undertaker (Jetster)
Unlucky Benoit (Grandprix) and Triple H (Ant)
Thanks for reading, Afro.
Hello, and welcome to the SR arena, for a match that will determine who is the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore championship! Remember – anything goes in this match and falls count anywhere!
WEEELLLLLL! Well it’s the Big Show (Longy)! The fans go wild for the former champ, who is here for gold! The big hand of the 500 pound-er goes up in the sky as the fans cheer him on. And it’s Haku (Crash)! The fans give a small reaction for him, and his crazy hair. So, we’re about to get this match underway and- Wait a sec! It’s Crash Holly’s (Grandpix) music, what’s he doing here? He’s got a microphone in his hands…
“As the hardcore champion, I have received permission to put the hardcore No. 1 contendership on the line tonight, in the same way as the title itself. This means, that when this match is over, if anybody can pin the winner of this match, that person will effectively become the No. 1 contender for my title. It also means that my title is not on the line 24/7, tonight. This stipulation is effective for half an hour.”
Huh? Well, the fans are cheering, ‘cause this could become an exciting night!
“WHAT?!’ shouts the Big Show from the ring, who is staring down the smiling hardcore holly, standing on the ramp. And Haku attacks the Big Show from behind! DING DING DING! The match is underway, as the Houdini of hardcore goes and sits with Michael Cole and Tazz, who are doing commentary at ringside.
Haku hits the Show with some rights and lefts, and somehow throws him into the turnbuckle, and Haku charges with his shoulder, knocking the Show down. Haku goes to the second rope, and comes down with a headbutt. Cover, One, Two, but the Big Show gets the shoulder up. Haku’s standing up, and he’s giving the signal! Not this early in the match, surely. No! He’s going for it! The Tongan death choke has been applied, to the Big Show! Bu the Big Show’s not moving! He’s not being affected by the move at all! He’s put his hand round Haku’s neck! Haku’s been put on the top turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! Chokeslam off the top turnbuckle through the announce table outside, knocking out both Haku and Holly in the process! Big Show rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. 1,2,3! It’s already over! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Big Show!
Winner: The Big Show (Longy)
We’ll be seeing the Big Show take on Crash Holly next week, then. Holly and Haku are down at the announce table, whilst the Big Show is celebrating near the wreckage. Rhyno’s (Jetster) here! He’s got a trashcan! GORE! GORE! Rhyno threw the trashcan into the Big Show and gored him onto the concrete. He makes the cover, 1, 2, and the Big Show somehow kicked out. Rhyno is shouting at the referee, and Holly comes from behind with a steel chair to the head of Rhyno, and throws him into the ring-post. What business does holly has here, he’s already the hardcore champion! He starts stomping on Rhyno in the ring.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Haku has been taken away on a stretcher, so he can go and get some medical attention. The Big Show is just getting up, remember, he can be pinned and lose the No. 1 contender-ship he has at anytime until midnight. Someone’s running through the crowd with a baseball bat in hand; it’s Viscera (Afrojoe)! But the Big Show can’t see him! Baseball bat to the legs of the 500 pound-er, knocking him down. And Viscera hits the big splash, into the cover, 1,2,3, we got a new No. 1 Contender!
No. 1 Contender: Viscera
Now even more people are coming down to the ring! Raven (Starlight), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Steve Blackman (Ant), the APA (Crash and Rickoss) and even Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese), who isn’t actually in the Hardcore division! They’ve brought in some “toys” with them including 3 tables! This has turned into chaos! Viscera joins the action, clothes-lining many men down to the mat. And Steve Blackman hits him with a pump kick! But Viscera is still standing! The APA come in, and hit Blackman with a double spinebuster, onto a chair! Meanwhile, Justin Credible and Hardcore Holly are fighting it out on the outside, whilst crash is trying to take down Viscera, who won’t budge despite the huge drop kicks he’s giving him. Rhyno and Raven, two former ECW champions, are renewing their old rivalry, as Raven hits Rhyno with a fierce shot to the head using a STOP sign. He’s set up a table right near the ring. But Big Show’s getting up, and starting to join the fight.
Back in the ring, the Hollys and the Acolytes are doing some quadruple teams on Viscera. They throw him against the rope, and Bradshaw (Kid Rock) hits a huge clothesline to the outside, but somehow, Viscera holds on and stays on the apron. But the Hollys come in with a double dropkick, knocking Viscera through the table on the outside! Justin Credible is there! Cover, 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Justin Credible
Meanwhile, Rhyno, Raven, and The Big Show are fighting at the top of the stage, and it looks as though Raven is about to hit the Raven Effect on Rhyno, but Big Show comes from behind, CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Rhyno hits a low blow on the show! He runs back, GORE OFF THE RAMP! Rhyno hit a gore on The Big Show off the stage, sending both men 8feet in the air onto concrete! The medics immediately rush to save the 3 injured men.
Justin Credible is celebrating outside, but it is short-lived, as Hardcore Holly goes to attack Justin Credible with a kendo stick to the face! Crash sets up both tables in the ring, and the Acolytes double team Mike Awesome (who had been hiding beneath the ring) with some stomps. Hardcore brings Justin into the ring, and hits an Alabama slam through the table! Holly quickly gets attacked by Farooq (Longy) of the APA, though. But, while no-one’s looking, Crash covers Justin Credible, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Crash Holly
Huh? Crash can’t be the No. 1 contender for his own championship, surely! But Bradshaw leaves Mike Awesome, and hits a clothesline from hell on Crash, onto a chair! Mike Awesome gets up, hits a knee to Bradshaw’s mid-section, and hits the Awesome Bomb, through the other table! Look at the carnage! Farooq grabs a chair, hits Hardcore in the back with it, and uses it to send Awesome out of the ring. He picks up the standing Holly, DOMINATOR! On top of Crash, who was already lying on the chair! But Steve Blackman runs in, we had forgotten about him, after the double team he received! Guillotine pump kick to Farooq, knocking himself down as well, as he’s already injured it seems, as he is screaming in pain.
10!9!8! The crowd cheer as the timer starts to run out, but how can Crash be the No. 1 contender of his own title? Hold it! Hardcore’s arm is on top of Crash! The referee sees this and counts the fall, 1, 2, 3! And the timer runs out!
Winner, and No. 1 contender for Hardcore Championship:
Hardcore Holly
Thanks for joining us folks, and congratulations to Hardcore Holly, who will be facing his cousin Crash soon.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
WEEELLLLLL! Well it’s the Big Show (Longy)! The fans go wild for the former champ, who is here for gold! The big hand of the 500 pound-er goes up in the sky as the fans cheer him on. And it’s Haku (Crash)! The fans give a small reaction for him, and his crazy hair. So, we’re about to get this match underway and- Wait a sec! It’s Crash Holly’s (Grandpix) music, what’s he doing here? He’s got a microphone in his hands…
“As the hardcore champion, I have received permission to put the hardcore No. 1 contendership on the line tonight, in the same way as the title itself. This means, that when this match is over, if anybody can pin the winner of this match, that person will effectively become the No. 1 contender for my title. It also means that my title is not on the line 24/7, tonight. This stipulation is effective for half an hour.”
Huh? Well, the fans are cheering, ‘cause this could become an exciting night!
“WHAT?!’ shouts the Big Show from the ring, who is staring down the smiling hardcore holly, standing on the ramp. And Haku attacks the Big Show from behind! DING DING DING! The match is underway, as the Houdini of hardcore goes and sits with Michael Cole and Tazz, who are doing commentary at ringside.
Haku hits the Show with some rights and lefts, and somehow throws him into the turnbuckle, and Haku charges with his shoulder, knocking the Show down. Haku goes to the second rope, and comes down with a headbutt. Cover, One, Two, but the Big Show gets the shoulder up. Haku’s standing up, and he’s giving the signal! Not this early in the match, surely. No! He’s going for it! The Tongan death choke has been applied, to the Big Show! Bu the Big Show’s not moving! He’s not being affected by the move at all! He’s put his hand round Haku’s neck! Haku’s been put on the top turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! Chokeslam off the top turnbuckle through the announce table outside, knocking out both Haku and Holly in the process! Big Show rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. 1,2,3! It’s already over! Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the No. 1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Big Show!
Winner: The Big Show (Longy)
We’ll be seeing the Big Show take on Crash Holly next week, then. Holly and Haku are down at the announce table, whilst the Big Show is celebrating near the wreckage. Rhyno’s (Jetster) here! He’s got a trashcan! GORE! GORE! Rhyno threw the trashcan into the Big Show and gored him onto the concrete. He makes the cover, 1, 2, and the Big Show somehow kicked out. Rhyno is shouting at the referee, and Holly comes from behind with a steel chair to the head of Rhyno, and throws him into the ring-post. What business does holly has here, he’s already the hardcore champion! He starts stomping on Rhyno in the ring.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Haku has been taken away on a stretcher, so he can go and get some medical attention. The Big Show is just getting up, remember, he can be pinned and lose the No. 1 contender-ship he has at anytime until midnight. Someone’s running through the crowd with a baseball bat in hand; it’s Viscera (Afrojoe)! But the Big Show can’t see him! Baseball bat to the legs of the 500 pound-er, knocking him down. And Viscera hits the big splash, into the cover, 1,2,3, we got a new No. 1 Contender!
No. 1 Contender: Viscera
Now even more people are coming down to the ring! Raven (Starlight), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Steve Blackman (Ant), the APA (Crash and Rickoss) and even Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese), who isn’t actually in the Hardcore division! They’ve brought in some “toys” with them including 3 tables! This has turned into chaos! Viscera joins the action, clothes-lining many men down to the mat. And Steve Blackman hits him with a pump kick! But Viscera is still standing! The APA come in, and hit Blackman with a double spinebuster, onto a chair! Meanwhile, Justin Credible and Hardcore Holly are fighting it out on the outside, whilst crash is trying to take down Viscera, who won’t budge despite the huge drop kicks he’s giving him. Rhyno and Raven, two former ECW champions, are renewing their old rivalry, as Raven hits Rhyno with a fierce shot to the head using a STOP sign. He’s set up a table right near the ring. But Big Show’s getting up, and starting to join the fight.
Back in the ring, the Hollys and the Acolytes are doing some quadruple teams on Viscera. They throw him against the rope, and Bradshaw (Kid Rock) hits a huge clothesline to the outside, but somehow, Viscera holds on and stays on the apron. But the Hollys come in with a double dropkick, knocking Viscera through the table on the outside! Justin Credible is there! Cover, 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Justin Credible
Meanwhile, Rhyno, Raven, and The Big Show are fighting at the top of the stage, and it looks as though Raven is about to hit the Raven Effect on Rhyno, but Big Show comes from behind, CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Rhyno hits a low blow on the show! He runs back, GORE OFF THE RAMP! Rhyno hit a gore on The Big Show off the stage, sending both men 8feet in the air onto concrete! The medics immediately rush to save the 3 injured men.
Justin Credible is celebrating outside, but it is short-lived, as Hardcore Holly goes to attack Justin Credible with a kendo stick to the face! Crash sets up both tables in the ring, and the Acolytes double team Mike Awesome (who had been hiding beneath the ring) with some stomps. Hardcore brings Justin into the ring, and hits an Alabama slam through the table! Holly quickly gets attacked by Farooq (Longy) of the APA, though. But, while no-one’s looking, Crash covers Justin Credible, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
No. 1 contender: Crash Holly
Huh? Crash can’t be the No. 1 contender for his own championship, surely! But Bradshaw leaves Mike Awesome, and hits a clothesline from hell on Crash, onto a chair! Mike Awesome gets up, hits a knee to Bradshaw’s mid-section, and hits the Awesome Bomb, through the other table! Look at the carnage! Farooq grabs a chair, hits Hardcore in the back with it, and uses it to send Awesome out of the ring. He picks up the standing Holly, DOMINATOR! On top of Crash, who was already lying on the chair! But Steve Blackman runs in, we had forgotten about him, after the double team he received! Guillotine pump kick to Farooq, knocking himself down as well, as he’s already injured it seems, as he is screaming in pain.
10!9!8! The crowd cheer as the timer starts to run out, but how can Crash be the No. 1 contender of his own title? Hold it! Hardcore’s arm is on top of Crash! The referee sees this and counts the fall, 1, 2, 3! And the timer runs out!
Winner, and No. 1 contender for Hardcore Championship:
Hardcore Holly
Thanks for joining us folks, and congratulations to Hardcore Holly, who will be facing his cousin Crash soon.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
Hello and Welcome to the SR arena where we have another match in store for you!
Light Heavyweight Title Match:
Christian © (Grandprix) Vs Grand Master Sexay (Ant).
CHRISTIAN! YOU’RE FINALLY ON YOUR OWN……. Christian comes out to his rather catchy phrase to his music and points at his belt and looks smug. The Crowd starts to boo loudly.
TURN IT UP! Grand Master comes out from behind the curtains and starts jiving his way down to the ring. GMS looks in a good mood for the match.
Ding, Ding! The bell rings and Grand Master runs into the ropes and hits clothesline whilst Christian was off-guard. Christian gets up and see’s Grand Master running towards him again but Christian reverse’s it a arm drag then holds GMS arm and locks on a arm lock! Christian keeps the move on for a while and then decides to break the hold. Christian picks up Grand Master and tosses him into the ropes, Grand Master bounces back and ducks the Clothesline attempt, GMS comes back again and he is met with a Powerslam from Christian who holds GMS for the Cover 1…2…no it ain’t going to be over this early.
Christian hits an elbow to the back of the head to Grand Master. Christian then decides to pick Grand Master up and throw him into the corner. Christian hits stiff kicks to the mid-section and then tosses GMS to the other side where GMS hits the turnbuckle and staggers out, DDT! Christian hits a staggered GMS with the DDT. Cover 1…2….is this it? Nope, GMS just gets the shoulder up in time.
Christian now lays some kicks to Grand Master Sexay’s back then picks him up by the neck and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Christian takes his time in getting to the outside and lays a few kicks to GMS when he gets there. Christian now picks up GMS and rams his head into the steel steps, ouch! Christian tries to keep the on-slaught by throwing GMS into the guard rail but Grand Master reverses it and tosses Christian so hard he flips over behind the guard rail into the crowd!
GMS gets his breath back and then goes on top of the guard rail, what is Grand Master gonna do? Grand Master motions for Christian to get up, Missile Drop-kick, no Christian grabs Grand Masters foot and turns it into a scissors sweep! Great reversal by Christian. Christian grabs Grand Master by the head and walks through the crowd with Grand Master, Christian takes to long though and GMS starts fighting back with left and right punches. The two keep exchanging punches until Grand Master gets the upper-hand and hits a standing Clothesline!
GMS now finds a chair in the crowd and smacks it across Christian’s back! That must hurt. Grand Master now literally drags Christian back to the guard rail and tosses him over, Grand Master follows and tosses Christian into the ring.
Grand Master now goes for the cover…1…2…it’s a kick out from Christian though. Grand Master now picks up Christian and sets up for a snap suplex near the turnbuckle, GMS hist it and then goes up top. Is this the Hip Hop Drop Time? Yes it is GMS puts the shade’s on, does a little dance and then flys with the Hip Hop Drop! BOOM! Christian rolled out of the way in time and GMS hits the canvas on his a**e!
Both men are down and the Referee begins his count 1…2…3…4…5…6…7 both men are slowly getting up, Grand Master uses the ropes for leverage whilst Christian gets up near the middle of the ring…9 the Referee stops his count as both men are now up and exchange punches. Christian finally gets the better of the two and hits a big punch that staggers GMS to the corner. Christian hits a few punches and then sets Grand Master up for the ….SUPERLEX! yes Christian hit it, is it over 1…2…nnnnnnooooooooo GMS just gets the shoulder up
Both men are physically worn out be now and Christian in desperation locks on the Armbar! Christian has the Armbar locked in and GMS has his hand up already, is he going to tap? Not yet it seems as he stops himself from tapping out. Grand Master is using the all the strength he has left to try and drag himself to the ropes….nearly there…..the rope flickers and GMS reaches the ropes!
Christian is furious and hits tough kicks to the back of GMS and then lays some punches to the back of GMS. Christian now picks up GMS and tosses him into the ropes, back body drop! GMS clutches his back in pain. GMS is up though and runs himself into the ropes, kicks Christian into the ropes and sets him up for a Death Valley Driver! But Christian slides off, locks on his arms with GMS, THE UNPRETTIER. That must be it! Cover by Christian on GMS 1…2…3! Yes Christian has retained his title.
Your Winner and still Light Heavyweight Champion: Chhhhhhhrrrrristian!
Christian and GMS lay there in agony and finally Christian comes round and makes the long walk to his locker room. GMS lays there exhausted, he put up a good fight but Christian comes out on top today and retains the Light Heavyweight Championship.
Light Heavyweight Title Match:
Christian © (Grandprix) Vs Grand Master Sexay (Ant).
CHRISTIAN! YOU’RE FINALLY ON YOUR OWN……. Christian comes out to his rather catchy phrase to his music and points at his belt and looks smug. The Crowd starts to boo loudly.
TURN IT UP! Grand Master comes out from behind the curtains and starts jiving his way down to the ring. GMS looks in a good mood for the match.
Ding, Ding! The bell rings and Grand Master runs into the ropes and hits clothesline whilst Christian was off-guard. Christian gets up and see’s Grand Master running towards him again but Christian reverse’s it a arm drag then holds GMS arm and locks on a arm lock! Christian keeps the move on for a while and then decides to break the hold. Christian picks up Grand Master and tosses him into the ropes, Grand Master bounces back and ducks the Clothesline attempt, GMS comes back again and he is met with a Powerslam from Christian who holds GMS for the Cover 1…2…no it ain’t going to be over this early.
Christian hits an elbow to the back of the head to Grand Master. Christian then decides to pick Grand Master up and throw him into the corner. Christian hits stiff kicks to the mid-section and then tosses GMS to the other side where GMS hits the turnbuckle and staggers out, DDT! Christian hits a staggered GMS with the DDT. Cover 1…2….is this it? Nope, GMS just gets the shoulder up in time.
Christian now lays some kicks to Grand Master Sexay’s back then picks him up by the neck and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Christian takes his time in getting to the outside and lays a few kicks to GMS when he gets there. Christian now picks up GMS and rams his head into the steel steps, ouch! Christian tries to keep the on-slaught by throwing GMS into the guard rail but Grand Master reverses it and tosses Christian so hard he flips over behind the guard rail into the crowd!
GMS gets his breath back and then goes on top of the guard rail, what is Grand Master gonna do? Grand Master motions for Christian to get up, Missile Drop-kick, no Christian grabs Grand Masters foot and turns it into a scissors sweep! Great reversal by Christian. Christian grabs Grand Master by the head and walks through the crowd with Grand Master, Christian takes to long though and GMS starts fighting back with left and right punches. The two keep exchanging punches until Grand Master gets the upper-hand and hits a standing Clothesline!
GMS now finds a chair in the crowd and smacks it across Christian’s back! That must hurt. Grand Master now literally drags Christian back to the guard rail and tosses him over, Grand Master follows and tosses Christian into the ring.
Grand Master now goes for the cover…1…2…it’s a kick out from Christian though. Grand Master now picks up Christian and sets up for a snap suplex near the turnbuckle, GMS hist it and then goes up top. Is this the Hip Hop Drop Time? Yes it is GMS puts the shade’s on, does a little dance and then flys with the Hip Hop Drop! BOOM! Christian rolled out of the way in time and GMS hits the canvas on his a**e!
Both men are down and the Referee begins his count 1…2…3…4…5…6…7 both men are slowly getting up, Grand Master uses the ropes for leverage whilst Christian gets up near the middle of the ring…9 the Referee stops his count as both men are now up and exchange punches. Christian finally gets the better of the two and hits a big punch that staggers GMS to the corner. Christian hits a few punches and then sets Grand Master up for the ….SUPERLEX! yes Christian hit it, is it over 1…2…nnnnnnooooooooo GMS just gets the shoulder up
Both men are physically worn out be now and Christian in desperation locks on the Armbar! Christian has the Armbar locked in and GMS has his hand up already, is he going to tap? Not yet it seems as he stops himself from tapping out. Grand Master is using the all the strength he has left to try and drag himself to the ropes….nearly there…..the rope flickers and GMS reaches the ropes!
Christian is furious and hits tough kicks to the back of GMS and then lays some punches to the back of GMS. Christian now picks up GMS and tosses him into the ropes, back body drop! GMS clutches his back in pain. GMS is up though and runs himself into the ropes, kicks Christian into the ropes and sets him up for a Death Valley Driver! But Christian slides off, locks on his arms with GMS, THE UNPRETTIER. That must be it! Cover by Christian on GMS 1…2…3! Yes Christian has retained his title.
Your Winner and still Light Heavyweight Champion: Chhhhhhhrrrrristian!
Christian and GMS lay there in agony and finally Christian comes round and makes the long walk to his locker room. GMS lays there exhausted, he put up a good fight but Christian comes out on top today and retains the Light Heavyweight Championship.
“Yeah, we’re coming down, WHOOOOOOOO-BOOM!!” Here we go, tag team title representative match!! Firstly, carrying one of the tag belts, the Dudley Boyz (RBS and AfroJoe)!
(Hardy’s music hits) The crowd go wild as the Hardy Boys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) epilepsy fit their way to the ring, carrying the other belt! This is all thanks to what happened at Burnout, where these two teams battled it out in the first ever ladder match, and it turned out a tie! So, one wrestler representing each team will go at it, the winner gaining the tag titles for his team!
(Rikishi’s music hits) The crowd sway to the music as Rikishi (AfroJoe) walks down the ramp, ready to represent the Dudley Boyz. It looks like Buh-Buh and D-Von have gone for power.
“WE’RE GETTING’ ROWDY!!” And the Hardys have gone for the complete opposite-speed and agility! It’s former Light-Heavyweight Champion K-Kwik (Ice Blaster)!
The two unevenly sized men face each-other in the ring, their respective teams cheering them on. Kwik runs at the Phat Man, but straight away D-Von (RBS) pulls him down from the outside. Rikishi takes advantage, stomping viciously on Kwik before tossing him into the ropes and nailing a Samoan Drop! Rikishi bounces off the ropes and Jeff Hardy (Ice Blaster) grabs him by the hair. Rikishi doesn’t go down, and he responds with some right-hands, knocking Jeff off the apron.
Rikishi turns and WHAM!! He’s met by a powerful Roundhouse kick straight to the face! K-Kwik shows off some of his dance moves to the crowd’s delight, and then heads to the second rope. Missile Dropkick! First cover of the match, and Rikishi powers out. K-Kwik tries to keep the momentum going by throwing punches, but Rikishi ducks one and nails a Backdrop suplex!! Rikishi sees his chance, and bounces his huge body against the ropes, then the opposite ropes, and then-OOOHHHH!! He just sat on K-Kwik! It should be over now, but Rikishi’s not making a cover!
Rikishi (AfroJoe) throws K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) to the outside, where the Dudleyz (RBS and AJ) beat on him! SMASH!! Into the steep steps shoulder-first! But here comes Jeff Hardy (Ice Blaster) sprinting along the security barrier-flying crossbody! Matt Hardy (Grandprix) and Buh-Buh (RBS) exchange right-hands, and Matt gets the upper hand, He’s going for the Twist Of Fate! But Rikishi takes him down with a baseball slide dropkick from the inside! K-Kwik is back in the ring, and he scores with a powerful clothesline! K-Kwik thinks for a moment about what to do next, he doesn’t have much of a choice considering he can’t lift the Phat Man. He drops his leg right onto Rikishi’s leg, and then heads to the top rope! 450 SPLASH!! He hooks the leg, 1…2…and Rikishi kicks out!
Kwik tries to whip Rikishi into the ropes but it’s countered, and Kwik slams into the turnbuckle with extreme force. Uh-oh, we know what’s coming! Rikishi slaps his own backside, and takes a run-up! WHAM!! But Matt Hardy pulled the ref in the way! The ref is down and out, but Kwik also took some of the impact! Rikishi tosses the Hardys of the apron, and EURGH!! STINKFACE TO K-KWIK!!
The Dudleyz see their chance with the ref nearly unconscious, and they pick up K-Kwik, whip him into the ropes and the 3D!! Dudley Death Drop!! Rikishi smiles as the Dudleyz leave the ring, and he slowly, agonisingly pulls K-Kwik to the corner of the ring. Everyone knows what’s going to happen here. He lifts his arms in celebration, and slowly climbs to the second rope! The Banzai Drop is coming! But…low blow from Matt Hardy, and Jeff has just taken down both Dudleyz with a double clothesline! K-Kwik grabs Rikishi’s legs, and with some sort of powerbomb brings him down to the canvas, and then turns it into a pin! The ref has come to, and Kwik’s using the ropes for leverage! 1…2…3!! HE’S DONE IT!! K-KWIK (ICE BLASTER) HAS BEATEN RIKISHI (AFROJOE)!!
The Hardy Boys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are celebrating with him in the ring, they are the new WWF Forum Tag Team Champions!!
The winner of the match: K-Kwik (Ice Blaster)
Therefore, the NEW WWF Forum Tag Team Champions, the Hardy Boys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix.)
(Hardy’s music hits) The crowd go wild as the Hardy Boys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) epilepsy fit their way to the ring, carrying the other belt! This is all thanks to what happened at Burnout, where these two teams battled it out in the first ever ladder match, and it turned out a tie! So, one wrestler representing each team will go at it, the winner gaining the tag titles for his team!
(Rikishi’s music hits) The crowd sway to the music as Rikishi (AfroJoe) walks down the ramp, ready to represent the Dudley Boyz. It looks like Buh-Buh and D-Von have gone for power.
“WE’RE GETTING’ ROWDY!!” And the Hardys have gone for the complete opposite-speed and agility! It’s former Light-Heavyweight Champion K-Kwik (Ice Blaster)!
The two unevenly sized men face each-other in the ring, their respective teams cheering them on. Kwik runs at the Phat Man, but straight away D-Von (RBS) pulls him down from the outside. Rikishi takes advantage, stomping viciously on Kwik before tossing him into the ropes and nailing a Samoan Drop! Rikishi bounces off the ropes and Jeff Hardy (Ice Blaster) grabs him by the hair. Rikishi doesn’t go down, and he responds with some right-hands, knocking Jeff off the apron.
Rikishi turns and WHAM!! He’s met by a powerful Roundhouse kick straight to the face! K-Kwik shows off some of his dance moves to the crowd’s delight, and then heads to the second rope. Missile Dropkick! First cover of the match, and Rikishi powers out. K-Kwik tries to keep the momentum going by throwing punches, but Rikishi ducks one and nails a Backdrop suplex!! Rikishi sees his chance, and bounces his huge body against the ropes, then the opposite ropes, and then-OOOHHHH!! He just sat on K-Kwik! It should be over now, but Rikishi’s not making a cover!
Rikishi (AfroJoe) throws K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) to the outside, where the Dudleyz (RBS and AJ) beat on him! SMASH!! Into the steep steps shoulder-first! But here comes Jeff Hardy (Ice Blaster) sprinting along the security barrier-flying crossbody! Matt Hardy (Grandprix) and Buh-Buh (RBS) exchange right-hands, and Matt gets the upper hand, He’s going for the Twist Of Fate! But Rikishi takes him down with a baseball slide dropkick from the inside! K-Kwik is back in the ring, and he scores with a powerful clothesline! K-Kwik thinks for a moment about what to do next, he doesn’t have much of a choice considering he can’t lift the Phat Man. He drops his leg right onto Rikishi’s leg, and then heads to the top rope! 450 SPLASH!! He hooks the leg, 1…2…and Rikishi kicks out!
Kwik tries to whip Rikishi into the ropes but it’s countered, and Kwik slams into the turnbuckle with extreme force. Uh-oh, we know what’s coming! Rikishi slaps his own backside, and takes a run-up! WHAM!! But Matt Hardy pulled the ref in the way! The ref is down and out, but Kwik also took some of the impact! Rikishi tosses the Hardys of the apron, and EURGH!! STINKFACE TO K-KWIK!!
The Dudleyz see their chance with the ref nearly unconscious, and they pick up K-Kwik, whip him into the ropes and the 3D!! Dudley Death Drop!! Rikishi smiles as the Dudleyz leave the ring, and he slowly, agonisingly pulls K-Kwik to the corner of the ring. Everyone knows what’s going to happen here. He lifts his arms in celebration, and slowly climbs to the second rope! The Banzai Drop is coming! But…low blow from Matt Hardy, and Jeff has just taken down both Dudleyz with a double clothesline! K-Kwik grabs Rikishi’s legs, and with some sort of powerbomb brings him down to the canvas, and then turns it into a pin! The ref has come to, and Kwik’s using the ropes for leverage! 1…2…3!! HE’S DONE IT!! K-KWIK (ICE BLASTER) HAS BEATEN RIKISHI (AFROJOE)!!
The Hardy Boys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are celebrating with him in the ring, they are the new WWF Forum Tag Team Champions!!
The winner of the match: K-Kwik (Ice Blaster)
Therefore, the NEW WWF Forum Tag Team Champions, the Hardy Boys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix.)
This match is between the Undertaker (Jetster) and Chris Jericho (Scott) in a non-title match. Both of these stars were involved in a huge Hell In A Cell match. The Undertaker fared badly, seriously injuring his neck and both were busted open due to vicious chair shots from Vince McMahon (MikeAll).
It seems like we have an explanation from Vince himself. A prepared interview is to be shown.
“An injustice has happened. One that is so huge, it alters the very fabric of the World Wrestling Federation. The participants in the Hell In A Cell match are all great wrestlers but they are not good enough to be the best. The recent WWF title changes have been a disaster for everyone. The talent of Chris Benoit has been cheapened. He has not lost the title fairly and I will not rest until Benoit wins it back or I’ll win it MYSELF!!!”
We have a live feed with Chris Benoit (Grandprix).
“I would like to thank Vince for his support. I have not been proven wrong by anyone in this industry. This brings me to my point. Triple H, you may have won the battle but you have not proved me wrong. When we meet again in the King of the Ring title match, you will lose the war and tap out to the Crossface!”
WAIT! A VICIOUS ATTACK BY THE NEW DX!!! Triple H (Ant), Kurt Angle (Grandprix), Booker T (Barker 2K) and Rikishi (Afrojoe) are pummelling Benoit! They’ve left him lying!
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Jericho (Scott) looks surprisingly good after what he went through in that cell. He does have a bandage on that head wound he received by Vince. He must be severely gutted by being so close to winning the coveted WWF championship. Jericho will want to prove that his performance was no mere fluke.
KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN! The Undertaker (Jetster) earned a lot of respect in that cell. He has been passed fit to wrestle but that neck will not be 100%. He will have to use his power to keep Jericho away from that neck.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Taker and Jericho look at each other and circle inside the ring. They lock up and Taker is using his power and forces Jericho into the corner. Hard shot by Taker. Numerous punches to the head and ribs. Jericho slumps in the corner. Taker picks him up on his shoulder and drops Jericho’s head on the turnbuckle.
Taker (Jetster) seems intent on opening that head wound back up and starts punching Jericho in the head numerous times. Jericho (Scott) can only roll out of the ring and escape this focused Undertaker. Taker follows Jericho out. Taker walks up to Jericho, Jericho grabs Taker’s head and WHAM! Straight into the steel steps. Taker clutches his neck. That last attack must have jarred his neck.
Taker is on the floor and Jericho stomps away on the neck. Jericho picks Taker up and brings him round to the table. Another head shot on that table for Taker. Jericho is stripping the table down. One table would be enough to end Taker’s career! Taker fights back with a low blow! Taker crawls into the ring just for some relief.
Jericho (Scott) crawls in and gets to his feet. Taker (Jetster) has managed to get to his feet but he looks unsteady. Jericho bounces of the ropes, Bulldog! Jericho runs to the ropes, LIONSAULT! Taker moves, Jericho lands on his feet. Jericho runs off the ropes, Taker on his feet, attempted clothesline missed, Jericho with a flying forearm! Cover, 1… 2… SHOULDER UP! Taker must be hurting bad.
Jericho climbs the turnbuckle and is willing Taker to his feet. Taker gets to his feet, Missile Dropkick! Blocked! Taker has grabbed Jericho is midair and slams him hard to the mat. Jericho crawls to the corner and picks himself up. Taker charges but Jericho sidesteps and rams Taker to the ringpost! Taker flew between the ropes into the ringpost and is now back to the floor holding his neck again!
Jericho (Scott) rolls outside and grabs Taker’s head. He drags him over to the table. A shot to the head by Jericho and Taker (Jetster) rolls onto the table. Jericho climbs onto the table and picks up Taker. Taker seems almost lifeless. Jericho is going for a powerbomb. Taker fights out! CHOKESLAM!!! TABLE SMASHED! Jericho through the table! Jericho’s cut has reopened and Taker looks lifeless again.
Taker is crawling to the ring and Jericho is starting to stir. Taker into the ring with Jericho not far behind. Both have managed to get to their feet. They trade blows slowly; Taker is winning, kick to the midsection, THE LAST RIDE! TAKER DELIVERS!! Taker falls back onto the ropes and crawls over to Jericho. Cover, 1… 2… KICK OUT! Jericho just had enough to kick out!
Taker (Jetster) picks up Jericho (Scott) and is looking for the Last Ride again, Jericho reverses, WALLS OF JERICHO! The pressure on the back and neck is intense! He’s crawling but is it enough? The pain is etched on his face! He’s reaching… HE’S GOT THE ROPES!!!!
Jericho stomps on Taker’s neck. Jericho picks up Taker and whips him off the ropes. Taker reverses, Jericho off the ropes, slides through Taker’s legs, THE BREAKDOWN!!! Jericho with the cover. 1… 2… 3!!!!
Jericho picks up the win and Taker (Jetster) must be relieved that this one is over!
WINNER: CHRIS JERICHO (Scott)
It seems like we have an explanation from Vince himself. A prepared interview is to be shown.
“An injustice has happened. One that is so huge, it alters the very fabric of the World Wrestling Federation. The participants in the Hell In A Cell match are all great wrestlers but they are not good enough to be the best. The recent WWF title changes have been a disaster for everyone. The talent of Chris Benoit has been cheapened. He has not lost the title fairly and I will not rest until Benoit wins it back or I’ll win it MYSELF!!!”
We have a live feed with Chris Benoit (Grandprix).
“I would like to thank Vince for his support. I have not been proven wrong by anyone in this industry. This brings me to my point. Triple H, you may have won the battle but you have not proved me wrong. When we meet again in the King of the Ring title match, you will lose the war and tap out to the Crossface!”
WAIT! A VICIOUS ATTACK BY THE NEW DX!!! Triple H (Ant), Kurt Angle (Grandprix), Booker T (Barker 2K) and Rikishi (Afrojoe) are pummelling Benoit! They’ve left him lying!
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Jericho (Scott) looks surprisingly good after what he went through in that cell. He does have a bandage on that head wound he received by Vince. He must be severely gutted by being so close to winning the coveted WWF championship. Jericho will want to prove that his performance was no mere fluke.
KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN! The Undertaker (Jetster) earned a lot of respect in that cell. He has been passed fit to wrestle but that neck will not be 100%. He will have to use his power to keep Jericho away from that neck.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Taker and Jericho look at each other and circle inside the ring. They lock up and Taker is using his power and forces Jericho into the corner. Hard shot by Taker. Numerous punches to the head and ribs. Jericho slumps in the corner. Taker picks him up on his shoulder and drops Jericho’s head on the turnbuckle.
Taker (Jetster) seems intent on opening that head wound back up and starts punching Jericho in the head numerous times. Jericho (Scott) can only roll out of the ring and escape this focused Undertaker. Taker follows Jericho out. Taker walks up to Jericho, Jericho grabs Taker’s head and WHAM! Straight into the steel steps. Taker clutches his neck. That last attack must have jarred his neck.
Taker is on the floor and Jericho stomps away on the neck. Jericho picks Taker up and brings him round to the table. Another head shot on that table for Taker. Jericho is stripping the table down. One table would be enough to end Taker’s career! Taker fights back with a low blow! Taker crawls into the ring just for some relief.
Jericho (Scott) crawls in and gets to his feet. Taker (Jetster) has managed to get to his feet but he looks unsteady. Jericho bounces of the ropes, Bulldog! Jericho runs to the ropes, LIONSAULT! Taker moves, Jericho lands on his feet. Jericho runs off the ropes, Taker on his feet, attempted clothesline missed, Jericho with a flying forearm! Cover, 1… 2… SHOULDER UP! Taker must be hurting bad.
Jericho climbs the turnbuckle and is willing Taker to his feet. Taker gets to his feet, Missile Dropkick! Blocked! Taker has grabbed Jericho is midair and slams him hard to the mat. Jericho crawls to the corner and picks himself up. Taker charges but Jericho sidesteps and rams Taker to the ringpost! Taker flew between the ropes into the ringpost and is now back to the floor holding his neck again!
Jericho (Scott) rolls outside and grabs Taker’s head. He drags him over to the table. A shot to the head by Jericho and Taker (Jetster) rolls onto the table. Jericho climbs onto the table and picks up Taker. Taker seems almost lifeless. Jericho is going for a powerbomb. Taker fights out! CHOKESLAM!!! TABLE SMASHED! Jericho through the table! Jericho’s cut has reopened and Taker looks lifeless again.
Taker is crawling to the ring and Jericho is starting to stir. Taker into the ring with Jericho not far behind. Both have managed to get to their feet. They trade blows slowly; Taker is winning, kick to the midsection, THE LAST RIDE! TAKER DELIVERS!! Taker falls back onto the ropes and crawls over to Jericho. Cover, 1… 2… KICK OUT! Jericho just had enough to kick out!
Taker (Jetster) picks up Jericho (Scott) and is looking for the Last Ride again, Jericho reverses, WALLS OF JERICHO! The pressure on the back and neck is intense! He’s crawling but is it enough? The pain is etched on his face! He’s reaching… HE’S GOT THE ROPES!!!!
Jericho stomps on Taker’s neck. Jericho picks up Taker and whips him off the ropes. Taker reverses, Jericho off the ropes, slides through Taker’s legs, THE BREAKDOWN!!! Jericho with the cover. 1… 2… 3!!!!
Jericho picks up the win and Taker (Jetster) must be relieved that this one is over!
WINNER: CHRIS JERICHO (Scott)
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