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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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We have footage from a little earlier on tonight paving the way for this encounter.
We see Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) looking absolutely delighted to be here as he leaps out of the limo that brought him here, cabbage suit and all. This is, by far, his biggest match of his short career. Cabbage Man is bounding around the car park excited but wait! An attack from behind! A pair of dogs thinks he is a real cabbage! He manages to escape without any real damage to his costume.
We see Longy laughing at the Cabbage Man footage with his Revolution buddies.
“This Cabbage Man is going to be easy pickings for me!”
“Just so as you know, I, Kid Rock, has your back tonight.”
“You know the rules Kid Rock. No interference or I could get DQ’d. I want to win this title so I can prove to everyone that my CAW championship win was no fluke! I’m going to do this alone and that counts for all of the Revolution.”
Longy leaves the room with the Revolution looking slightly disappointed.
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” Out comes Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to a marvellous reception after that comical escapade in the parking lot. He is bounding around, totally enjoying the reception and the occasion. Although comical, he is hugely dangerous and is not to be underestimated.
Longy comes out to a mixed reception. Obviously, the crowd see Cabbage Man as a face for this encounter. I think the crowd don’t know whether the Revolution is a heel or face team and are slightly confused by it. Longy has a rather confident look about him as he enters the ring.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Longy and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) lock up in a battle of strength. Longy throws Cabbage Man to the mat and laughs at him. The crowd are beginning to dislike Longy. Longy goes over, SMALL PACKAGE FROM CABBAGE MAN! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy is furious and stomps Cabbage Man all the way to the corner.
Longy lifts Cabbage Man up and slaps his chest. WOOOOOO! Followed by another. Longy with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Longy charges at Cabbage Man and connects with a splash. Cabbage Man stumbles out of the corner and walks into a DDT by Longy! Longy picks up Cabbage Man and whips him off the ropes. Cabbage Man bounces off, slides through the legs, remains down and rolls up Longy! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy’s anger is building up!
Both are up, Longy swings, misses, backdrop by Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) jumps up the turnbuckle and leaps. Longy quickly gets up and catches him in midair, A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Longy flips over for a bridge pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Longy grabs Cabbage Man by the head and smashes his head on the turnbuckle. Whip to the turnbuckle. Longy charges and misses. Cabbage Man leaps up the turnbuckle… HURRICARANA! Cabbage Man up and starts to work his first real offensive move in this match. He puts Longy in a half Boston Crab (or half Boston Cabbage as he likes to call it). Longy in real trouble in the middle of the ring and is screaming and reaching for the ropes. I don’t think he is going to make it! WAIT! KID ROCK IS APPEARING FROM THE BACK! Kid Rock jumps on the apron, Cabbage Man releases the hold, swings at Kid Rock, Kid Rock jumps down, Cabbage Man misses, spins round and gets powerslammed by Longy!
Both are down but what is Kid Rock doing? Kid Rock grabs a chair and leans it up against the ring! Kid Rock now goes around the ring and grabs the ring bell! He jumps up on the apron, breaking the refs count. The ref is distracted, Longy is moving, grabs the concealed chair, places it in the ring, grabs Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), LONGSTAR ON THE CHAIR!!! He’s not going to win it this way, surely! Longy kicks the chair away and covers him. The ref turns round after the distraction… 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! HOW DID CABBAGE MAN DO THAT?!?! Kid Rock and Longy cannot believe this!
Cabbage Man is still down so Longy climbs the turnbuckle. He is going for the moonsault! Longy doesn’t see Cabbage Man nip up! Longy leaps, Cabbage Man grabs Longy in midair, THE CABBAGE EFFECT!!! Cover… 1… 2… 3!!!! CABBAGE MAN PICKS UP A HUGE WIN!!!
Kid Rock comes in the ring, KR SLAM DDT! This is disgusting! Longy picks him up, LONGSTAR!!! Damn it, why? Kid Rock climbs out and slides a chair in. Longy stalks Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Kid Rock hands Longy a mic.
“How dare you mess with the Revolution! We will make sure that this victory will be YOUR LAST!”
The crowd boo as Longy and Kid Rock leave Cabbage Man motionless in the ring.
WINNER: CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE)
We see Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) looking absolutely delighted to be here as he leaps out of the limo that brought him here, cabbage suit and all. This is, by far, his biggest match of his short career. Cabbage Man is bounding around the car park excited but wait! An attack from behind! A pair of dogs thinks he is a real cabbage! He manages to escape without any real damage to his costume.
We see Longy laughing at the Cabbage Man footage with his Revolution buddies.
“This Cabbage Man is going to be easy pickings for me!”
“Just so as you know, I, Kid Rock, has your back tonight.”
“You know the rules Kid Rock. No interference or I could get DQ’d. I want to win this title so I can prove to everyone that my CAW championship win was no fluke! I’m going to do this alone and that counts for all of the Revolution.”
Longy leaves the room with the Revolution looking slightly disappointed.
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” Out comes Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to a marvellous reception after that comical escapade in the parking lot. He is bounding around, totally enjoying the reception and the occasion. Although comical, he is hugely dangerous and is not to be underestimated.
Longy comes out to a mixed reception. Obviously, the crowd see Cabbage Man as a face for this encounter. I think the crowd don’t know whether the Revolution is a heel or face team and are slightly confused by it. Longy has a rather confident look about him as he enters the ring.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Longy and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) lock up in a battle of strength. Longy throws Cabbage Man to the mat and laughs at him. The crowd are beginning to dislike Longy. Longy goes over, SMALL PACKAGE FROM CABBAGE MAN! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy is furious and stomps Cabbage Man all the way to the corner.
Longy lifts Cabbage Man up and slaps his chest. WOOOOOO! Followed by another. Longy with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Longy charges at Cabbage Man and connects with a splash. Cabbage Man stumbles out of the corner and walks into a DDT by Longy! Longy picks up Cabbage Man and whips him off the ropes. Cabbage Man bounces off, slides through the legs, remains down and rolls up Longy! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy’s anger is building up!
Both are up, Longy swings, misses, backdrop by Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) jumps up the turnbuckle and leaps. Longy quickly gets up and catches him in midair, A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Longy flips over for a bridge pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Longy grabs Cabbage Man by the head and smashes his head on the turnbuckle. Whip to the turnbuckle. Longy charges and misses. Cabbage Man leaps up the turnbuckle… HURRICARANA! Cabbage Man up and starts to work his first real offensive move in this match. He puts Longy in a half Boston Crab (or half Boston Cabbage as he likes to call it). Longy in real trouble in the middle of the ring and is screaming and reaching for the ropes. I don’t think he is going to make it! WAIT! KID ROCK IS APPEARING FROM THE BACK! Kid Rock jumps on the apron, Cabbage Man releases the hold, swings at Kid Rock, Kid Rock jumps down, Cabbage Man misses, spins round and gets powerslammed by Longy!
Both are down but what is Kid Rock doing? Kid Rock grabs a chair and leans it up against the ring! Kid Rock now goes around the ring and grabs the ring bell! He jumps up on the apron, breaking the refs count. The ref is distracted, Longy is moving, grabs the concealed chair, places it in the ring, grabs Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), LONGSTAR ON THE CHAIR!!! He’s not going to win it this way, surely! Longy kicks the chair away and covers him. The ref turns round after the distraction… 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! HOW DID CABBAGE MAN DO THAT?!?! Kid Rock and Longy cannot believe this!
Cabbage Man is still down so Longy climbs the turnbuckle. He is going for the moonsault! Longy doesn’t see Cabbage Man nip up! Longy leaps, Cabbage Man grabs Longy in midair, THE CABBAGE EFFECT!!! Cover… 1… 2… 3!!!! CABBAGE MAN PICKS UP A HUGE WIN!!!
Kid Rock comes in the ring, KR SLAM DDT! This is disgusting! Longy picks him up, LONGSTAR!!! Damn it, why? Kid Rock climbs out and slides a chair in. Longy stalks Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Kid Rock hands Longy a mic.
“How dare you mess with the Revolution! We will make sure that this victory will be YOUR LAST!”
The crowd boo as Longy and Kid Rock leave Cabbage Man motionless in the ring.
WINNER: CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE)
Hello and Welcome to SR Eclipse where up next we have a match between two giants of the Federation. Enjoy!
Singles Match: Big vs Bigger
Kane (Starlight) vs Big Show (Longy)
Kane has been fueding for weeks with The Undertaker, will he have something to say or do in this match we wonder? Let's find out!
WWWWEEELLLLLLL, WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW! Fireworks set off in the arena and smoke fills the entrance ramp as Big Show emerges from the curtains to a big ovation! The Big Man walks down down to the ring looking quietly confident.
BOOM! Fire emerges from the side of the entranceway and out strides The Big Red Machine! Kane looks like he has a wrath about him and will be up to this match despite Big Show's 500lb body, but Kane has lifted Big Show above his shoulders before!
Ding, Ding the match bell sounds and the two start of with a test of strength, it is looking pretty even here...Now it's not! Kane just hit his boot into Big Show's chest and winded Big Show; Kane takes advantage and hits a DDT! Kane starts stomping away at Big Show's chest until Kane picks Big Show up and takes him to the corner. Kane keeps up the assault by hitting right and left hands to the face of Big Show until Big Show literally throws off Kane with his sheer power! But the 7ft Kane gets up quickly and clothesline's Big Show down.
Kane picks up Big Show straight away and tosses him into the ropes, BIG BOOT by Kane! Kane keeps up the offence by locking on an arm-bar! Big Show has got giant arms and hands though and reaches the ropes almost straight away. Kane then picks up Big Show and sets him up Big Show for a Suplex…Is Kane able to lift Big Show? Yes he does Big Show is in mid-air and Kane with amazing strength holds the 500 pounder for a few seconds before slamming him back down, Amazing! Kane goes for the cover 1…2…kick out by Big Show though.
Kane picks up Big Show and locks on a side headlock…But Big Show reverses it and hits a backdrop to Kane!
Big Show gets his breath back and then walks over to Kane and tosses him to the outside over the top rope! Big Show goes to the outside and hits a massive punch across the back of Kane and then picks him up and throws him into the Ring Post! It staggers Kane but amazingly The Big Red Machine stays up and turns round and smacks Big Show with a Big Punch staggering Big Show back. Kane now gets onto the apron and jumps at Big Show with a Flying Clothesline…No! Big Show smacks Kane in the chest in mid-air and Kane falls down clutching his chest.
Big Show throws Kane back into the ring and Big Show steps over the top rope and into the ring. Big Show takes his time and picks up Kane slowly…Big Show pulls down the straps on his top…is this it? Big Show puts Kane between his legs…lifts him up and…WHAM! Kane lands back to earth with impact! Cover by Big Show 1…2…But Kane puts his foot on the bottom rope! Big Show can't believe it and sets Kane up for another Powerbomb…No Kane tosses Big Show over his shoulders when he was underneath his legs and Kane and Big Show get their breath back.
The Referee is up to the count of seven and Kane and Big Show show signs of getting up finally…Both men get up at the same time and the two begin slugging it out. Kane gets the better of the two and tosses Big Show into the ropes….SMACK! Kane locks his hand around Big Show's neck…CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! Kane hit the Chokeslam on the 500lbs Big Show! Cover 1…2…3 Yes its over! Kane beats Big Show.
Whats this! Undertaker is running down to the ring and sneeks behind Kane and smacks him on the back of the head! Taker is furious and is stomping away at Kane ferociously! Taker picks up Kane but Big Show is now up and locks both hands on both Kane and Taker…DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Big Show just Chokeslammed two of the biggest men in the Federation besides himself!
Hope I built up the on-going fued between Taker and Kane for you Ant before their match at KOTR.
Thanks for Reading
Scott.
Singles Match: Big vs Bigger
Kane (Starlight) vs Big Show (Longy)
Kane has been fueding for weeks with The Undertaker, will he have something to say or do in this match we wonder? Let's find out!
WWWWEEELLLLLLL, WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW! Fireworks set off in the arena and smoke fills the entrance ramp as Big Show emerges from the curtains to a big ovation! The Big Man walks down down to the ring looking quietly confident.
BOOM! Fire emerges from the side of the entranceway and out strides The Big Red Machine! Kane looks like he has a wrath about him and will be up to this match despite Big Show's 500lb body, but Kane has lifted Big Show above his shoulders before!
Ding, Ding the match bell sounds and the two start of with a test of strength, it is looking pretty even here...Now it's not! Kane just hit his boot into Big Show's chest and winded Big Show; Kane takes advantage and hits a DDT! Kane starts stomping away at Big Show's chest until Kane picks Big Show up and takes him to the corner. Kane keeps up the assault by hitting right and left hands to the face of Big Show until Big Show literally throws off Kane with his sheer power! But the 7ft Kane gets up quickly and clothesline's Big Show down.
Kane picks up Big Show straight away and tosses him into the ropes, BIG BOOT by Kane! Kane keeps up the offence by locking on an arm-bar! Big Show has got giant arms and hands though and reaches the ropes almost straight away. Kane then picks up Big Show and sets him up Big Show for a Suplex…Is Kane able to lift Big Show? Yes he does Big Show is in mid-air and Kane with amazing strength holds the 500 pounder for a few seconds before slamming him back down, Amazing! Kane goes for the cover 1…2…kick out by Big Show though.
Kane picks up Big Show and locks on a side headlock…But Big Show reverses it and hits a backdrop to Kane!
Big Show gets his breath back and then walks over to Kane and tosses him to the outside over the top rope! Big Show goes to the outside and hits a massive punch across the back of Kane and then picks him up and throws him into the Ring Post! It staggers Kane but amazingly The Big Red Machine stays up and turns round and smacks Big Show with a Big Punch staggering Big Show back. Kane now gets onto the apron and jumps at Big Show with a Flying Clothesline…No! Big Show smacks Kane in the chest in mid-air and Kane falls down clutching his chest.
Big Show throws Kane back into the ring and Big Show steps over the top rope and into the ring. Big Show takes his time and picks up Kane slowly…Big Show pulls down the straps on his top…is this it? Big Show puts Kane between his legs…lifts him up and…WHAM! Kane lands back to earth with impact! Cover by Big Show 1…2…But Kane puts his foot on the bottom rope! Big Show can't believe it and sets Kane up for another Powerbomb…No Kane tosses Big Show over his shoulders when he was underneath his legs and Kane and Big Show get their breath back.
The Referee is up to the count of seven and Kane and Big Show show signs of getting up finally…Both men get up at the same time and the two begin slugging it out. Kane gets the better of the two and tosses Big Show into the ropes….SMACK! Kane locks his hand around Big Show's neck…CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! Kane hit the Chokeslam on the 500lbs Big Show! Cover 1…2…3 Yes its over! Kane beats Big Show.
Whats this! Undertaker is running down to the ring and sneeks behind Kane and smacks him on the back of the head! Taker is furious and is stomping away at Kane ferociously! Taker picks up Kane but Big Show is now up and locks both hands on both Kane and Taker…DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Big Show just Chokeslammed two of the biggest men in the Federation besides himself!
Hope I built up the on-going fued between Taker and Kane for you Ant before their match at KOTR.
Thanks for Reading
Scott.
Hello and welcome to the SRW Arena before the nWo are going to make their appearance. But who are these new members that they’re talking? This could quite surprising!
“THE NEW WORLD ORDER!” The nWo’s music hits as Hogan (Dead Wonder), Nash (Allardini), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll) enter the arena welcomed by boos a jeers from the crowd. Vince doesn’t look at all happy about this. The all get into the ring and use one turnbuckle each to taunt.
Hogan: As you know, the nWo are the most dominant force in this federation, and no one can deny us of our glory and greatness. We can take on any team that anyone can throw at us! We are the perfect team, but for some reason some people think we’re not.
Nash: E.C.F’ing.W we’re gonna kick you’re a…!
Hogan: Hold up Nash! Calm. Anyway, they seem to think that they can beat us, which as you all know is crazy. But they have one more thing that we don’t, I know it sounds strange! E.C.F’ing.W having something we don’t?! *laughs* It’s not greatness, but that’s a bit too obvious! It’s not glory, the time they beat us I’ll take up sewing! It’s by far not power! Look at this.
The Titen-Tron shows a video of Hulk Hogan scoop slamming Andre the Giant, then Nash throwing someone so far up in the air it looked like they were flying, finally a video of Scott Hall picking up someone a lot bigger than him above his head!
Hogan: I think we can safely say that we dominate in power, just look at this dedicated E.C.F’ing.W member, showing his determined power!
Suddenly another video rolls of Tazz (Tazz) commentating.
Hall: I think that’s enough teasing, Hogan. The one thing they have that we don’t is numbers! They have seven members but we only have four. We are the most dominant faction, the reason is because we have a secret factor…
Vince: Everybody welcome the X-Factor!
“YO YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” The X-Factors music hits and X-Pac (Kid Rock), Albert (Jetster) and an old E.C.W member, Justin Credible (Rickoss) walk down the ramp to join the nWo.
X-Pac: Now that we are part of the nWo, nothing can stop us! With the power of Hogan, Albert, Hall and Nash we’ll be the most powerful superstars in the SRW today! Plus with the great minds of Justin Credible and me, we’ll kick E.C.F’ing.W’s ass,!
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
“THE NEW WORLD ORDER!” The nWo’s music hits as Hogan (Dead Wonder), Nash (Allardini), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll) enter the arena welcomed by boos a jeers from the crowd. Vince doesn’t look at all happy about this. The all get into the ring and use one turnbuckle each to taunt.
Hogan: As you know, the nWo are the most dominant force in this federation, and no one can deny us of our glory and greatness. We can take on any team that anyone can throw at us! We are the perfect team, but for some reason some people think we’re not.
Nash: E.C.F’ing.W we’re gonna kick you’re a…!
Hogan: Hold up Nash! Calm. Anyway, they seem to think that they can beat us, which as you all know is crazy. But they have one more thing that we don’t, I know it sounds strange! E.C.F’ing.W having something we don’t?! *laughs* It’s not greatness, but that’s a bit too obvious! It’s not glory, the time they beat us I’ll take up sewing! It’s by far not power! Look at this.
The Titen-Tron shows a video of Hulk Hogan scoop slamming Andre the Giant, then Nash throwing someone so far up in the air it looked like they were flying, finally a video of Scott Hall picking up someone a lot bigger than him above his head!
Hogan: I think we can safely say that we dominate in power, just look at this dedicated E.C.F’ing.W member, showing his determined power!
Suddenly another video rolls of Tazz (Tazz) commentating.
Hall: I think that’s enough teasing, Hogan. The one thing they have that we don’t is numbers! They have seven members but we only have four. We are the most dominant faction, the reason is because we have a secret factor…
Vince: Everybody welcome the X-Factor!
“YO YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” The X-Factors music hits and X-Pac (Kid Rock), Albert (Jetster) and an old E.C.W member, Justin Credible (Rickoss) walk down the ramp to join the nWo.
X-Pac: Now that we are part of the nWo, nothing can stop us! With the power of Hogan, Albert, Hall and Nash we’ll be the most powerful superstars in the SRW today! Plus with the great minds of Justin Credible and me, we’ll kick E.C.F’ing.W’s ass,!
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
CHRISTIAN!!! CHRISTIAN!!! (GRANDPRIX!!!) Some rock music hits and out comes the Light-heavyweight champion to some boos as he raises his arms, ready for this rather obscure Tag match. Out comes his partner Tazz (Tazz), the Hardcore champ, who gets a bit of a mixed response.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong! Dong! Out comes the No. 1 contender for Christian’s title, Tajiri (Starlight), to quite a cheer from the crowd. Now comes Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder), the Hardcore No. 1 contender, to no real response, as the rookie hasn’t made much of an appearance just yet. Tajiri puts his hand out to high-five him, but Brock just shoves his partner away.
Brock and Tazz face each other at the start. The bell rings, and the two immediately lock up. Tazz locks Lesnar in a side sleeper, but look at the power! Brock lets out a huge scream and military presses Tazz up high! He spins around and hits a huge neck-breaker on Tazz! That could already be it! A cover, 1, 2, but Christian quickly broke it up. The light-heavyweight champ picks up Brock for a suplex, and stalls just before he plans to drop him. Tajiri is now getting in the ring, but the referee’s stopping him, meaning his back’s turned! Tazz is taking advantage and the suplex now becomes a double brain-buster! Christian quickly goes back into his corner as the referee turns around. Tazz hooks the leg, 1, and an immediate kick out from Lesnar! Tazz goes over to his side and tags in Christian.
Christian begins to stomp on Lesnar, Irish whips him off the ropes, and goes for a backdrop. But Lesnar saw it coming, hits a kick to the mid-section, and a huge powerbomb! Impressive stuff from this newcomer! He tags in his partner, Tajiri, without making a cover. We could see a preview of the LHW title match at the next thingy right now! Tajiri goes to work on Christian’s arm, twisting it round after a few stomps, and hitting a modified armbar. Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets up, and breaks out of the hold with some rights to Tajiri’s ribs. He runs off the ropes, goes for a body press, but is met by a stiff kick from Tajiri (Starlight). Did you hear that noise of that? He makes the pin, 1, 2, and a kick out from the LHW champ.
Tajiri throws Christian off the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Christian ducks, tags in Tazz (Tazz) whilst running towards the ropes, and hits a clothesline of his own. He immediately lifts up Tajiri, puts him on his shoulders, and Tazz runs to the other side. Christian slams down Tajiri, whilst Tazz grabs his neck in the process. A cover is made by the Brooklyn native, 1, 2, and a kick out by Tajiri. Tazz picks up his opponent, and hits a nice T-bone suplex, a speciality from our Hardcore champion. He hits an Irish whip on Tajiri, and hits a back body drop. Another cover 1, 2, but a kick-out from Tajiri. Tazz applies a dragon sleeper.
Strange, this is a manoeuvre I’ve never seen used by Tazz, but he seems to be doing it right! Tajiri looks pretty lifeless; this match could be over. Referee Mike Chioda (loki) checks the arm, “1!” he shouts. “2!” not long after. One more and the match is over! He picks up the arm once again, but Tajiri gets it out and hits a right hand on Tazz! Can you believed he escaped that; I thought the match would be over! (:D:D:D:D:D:D) Tajiri flips himself over Tazz, and hits a spinning heel kick!
Both men are down in the centre of the ring, trying to get to their corners, whilst Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) claps his hands with the crowd to try and motivate Tajiri. Tazz tags to Christian (Grandprix), and Tajiri tags to Lesnar! Lesnar is a house on fire! Clothesline to Christian! Belly to Belly on Tazz! Power slam to a running Christian! A cover, 1, 2, but Tazz broke it up. Brock doesn’t seem pleased with that! The crowd are going nuts, literally! (Camera shows lunatics Shaneo, Dead Wonder and Bizarre Cabbage going around killing people in excitement) Tazz (Tazz) is running away backstage, and Lesnar is going right after him! (After tagging in Tajiri, of course)
Maybe that wasn’t a great idea, Tajiri (Starlight) doesn’t look quite up to it! Wait! Chioda is looking out at the other two, and Christian has the LHW belt ins his hands! Shot to the head! But Tajiri ducked, he flips him round, TARANTULA!!! Christian (Grandprix) is tapping to the Tarantula! But it doesn’t count in this type of match! 1, 2, and Tajiri is forced to let go. Christian kneels down, kick to the face by Tajiri! Christian looks like he’s out cold! Cover, this will be it! 1, 2, 3!! DING DING DING!!! Tajiri pinned the Light Heavy-weight champion!
Winners: Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) and Tajiri (Starlight)
Tajiri’s music hits and he poses on the top rope to a massive pop from the crowd! Look! Brock Lesnar has come back to celebrate with his partner! Tajiri sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, and he’s shaking it, to another pop! Wait, that backstabber! He’s twisted Tajiri’s arm, no way! TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! What a cheap shot! Brock smiles, and now sees the now standing Christian, who’s stomping Tajiri himself! The LHW champ sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, but the smiling newcomer throws Christian out of the ring. He now throws out Tajiri, too. He picks up his former partner, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Brock Lesnar makes an impact!!!! He raises his arms and lets out a mighty roar, to a huge set of boos from the audience.
Congrats to Dead Wonder and Starlight on their victory.
Thanks for, er, something,
Allardini
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong! Dong! Out comes the No. 1 contender for Christian’s title, Tajiri (Starlight), to quite a cheer from the crowd. Now comes Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder), the Hardcore No. 1 contender, to no real response, as the rookie hasn’t made much of an appearance just yet. Tajiri puts his hand out to high-five him, but Brock just shoves his partner away.
Brock and Tazz face each other at the start. The bell rings, and the two immediately lock up. Tazz locks Lesnar in a side sleeper, but look at the power! Brock lets out a huge scream and military presses Tazz up high! He spins around and hits a huge neck-breaker on Tazz! That could already be it! A cover, 1, 2, but Christian quickly broke it up. The light-heavyweight champ picks up Brock for a suplex, and stalls just before he plans to drop him. Tajiri is now getting in the ring, but the referee’s stopping him, meaning his back’s turned! Tazz is taking advantage and the suplex now becomes a double brain-buster! Christian quickly goes back into his corner as the referee turns around. Tazz hooks the leg, 1, and an immediate kick out from Lesnar! Tazz goes over to his side and tags in Christian.
Christian begins to stomp on Lesnar, Irish whips him off the ropes, and goes for a backdrop. But Lesnar saw it coming, hits a kick to the mid-section, and a huge powerbomb! Impressive stuff from this newcomer! He tags in his partner, Tajiri, without making a cover. We could see a preview of the LHW title match at the next thingy right now! Tajiri goes to work on Christian’s arm, twisting it round after a few stomps, and hitting a modified armbar. Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets up, and breaks out of the hold with some rights to Tajiri’s ribs. He runs off the ropes, goes for a body press, but is met by a stiff kick from Tajiri (Starlight). Did you hear that noise of that? He makes the pin, 1, 2, and a kick out from the LHW champ.
Tajiri throws Christian off the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Christian ducks, tags in Tazz (Tazz) whilst running towards the ropes, and hits a clothesline of his own. He immediately lifts up Tajiri, puts him on his shoulders, and Tazz runs to the other side. Christian slams down Tajiri, whilst Tazz grabs his neck in the process. A cover is made by the Brooklyn native, 1, 2, and a kick out by Tajiri. Tazz picks up his opponent, and hits a nice T-bone suplex, a speciality from our Hardcore champion. He hits an Irish whip on Tajiri, and hits a back body drop. Another cover 1, 2, but a kick-out from Tajiri. Tazz applies a dragon sleeper.
Strange, this is a manoeuvre I’ve never seen used by Tazz, but he seems to be doing it right! Tajiri looks pretty lifeless; this match could be over. Referee Mike Chioda (loki) checks the arm, “1!” he shouts. “2!” not long after. One more and the match is over! He picks up the arm once again, but Tajiri gets it out and hits a right hand on Tazz! Can you believed he escaped that; I thought the match would be over! (:D:D:D:D:D:D) Tajiri flips himself over Tazz, and hits a spinning heel kick!
Both men are down in the centre of the ring, trying to get to their corners, whilst Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) claps his hands with the crowd to try and motivate Tajiri. Tazz tags to Christian (Grandprix), and Tajiri tags to Lesnar! Lesnar is a house on fire! Clothesline to Christian! Belly to Belly on Tazz! Power slam to a running Christian! A cover, 1, 2, but Tazz broke it up. Brock doesn’t seem pleased with that! The crowd are going nuts, literally! (Camera shows lunatics Shaneo, Dead Wonder and Bizarre Cabbage going around killing people in excitement) Tazz (Tazz) is running away backstage, and Lesnar is going right after him! (After tagging in Tajiri, of course)
Maybe that wasn’t a great idea, Tajiri (Starlight) doesn’t look quite up to it! Wait! Chioda is looking out at the other two, and Christian has the LHW belt ins his hands! Shot to the head! But Tajiri ducked, he flips him round, TARANTULA!!! Christian (Grandprix) is tapping to the Tarantula! But it doesn’t count in this type of match! 1, 2, and Tajiri is forced to let go. Christian kneels down, kick to the face by Tajiri! Christian looks like he’s out cold! Cover, this will be it! 1, 2, 3!! DING DING DING!!! Tajiri pinned the Light Heavy-weight champion!
Winners: Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) and Tajiri (Starlight)
Tajiri’s music hits and he poses on the top rope to a massive pop from the crowd! Look! Brock Lesnar has come back to celebrate with his partner! Tajiri sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, and he’s shaking it, to another pop! Wait, that backstabber! He’s twisted Tajiri’s arm, no way! TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! What a cheap shot! Brock smiles, and now sees the now standing Christian, who’s stomping Tajiri himself! The LHW champ sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, but the smiling newcomer throws Christian out of the ring. He now throws out Tajiri, too. He picks up his former partner, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Brock Lesnar makes an impact!!!! He raises his arms and lets out a mighty roar, to a huge set of boos from the audience.
Congrats to Dead Wonder and Starlight on their victory.
Thanks for, er, something,
Allardini
BANG!! Goldusts (Dead Wonder) music plays to a little ovation and before I even got the chance to welcome you all and introduce the match! Well here it is, welcome to this Unique match up of CAW Vs WWF only in the SR arena! The usual gold glitter pieces fall from the arena as the bizarre one makes is way slowly to the ring loving every second of his extravagant entrance. As Goldust finally climbs into the ring he performs one more pose this time on the top rope before..
FREAK ON A LEASH Hits the arena to a huge rush from the crowd!! The seemingly unresponsive crowd wake up and go wild as Shaneo comes out on top of the stage! There is a mystery behind this mans whereabouts and age but his skills and charisma are easily his best assets. Shaneo runs down the ramp and slides into the ring with his speed almost taking him out the other end to the crowds amusement but Shaneo gets up, raises his arms and makes a little smile and the crowd go into another frenzy! The crowd are pumped up for this one!
The music quietens down but the silence doesn’t stop as the crowd go into a deafening SHA - NE- O, SHA - NE - O chant! The opening bell rings and the two competitors stalk one another walking around the ring before they go into a tie up, the two are evenly matched in the early goings and can’t seem to get the upper hand of this tie up until Goldust goes under Shaneo’s arm and behind him and simply clobbers him down with a closeline, Goldust turns to the crowd and flaunts and celebrates some more to the crowd’s disapproval! Shaneo is up though and standing behind, stalking Goldust! The crowd begin to cheer and Goldust thinks that the reaction is for him and raises his hands and blows kisses to the fans, some of the fans however blow them back mocking him as Shaneo spins Goldust around to face him and goes for a kick to the stomach but Goldust caught it and shakes is finger as if to say no, no. The bizarre one then spins Shaneo around so is back is to him and pulls his head back and locks it under his arm, a few cheers are heard as they know what time it is and Goldust elevates Shaneo up and it’s CURTAIN CALL TIME!! WHAM!! Shaneo is taken down hard, Goldust immediently makes the cover, 1 - 2 - ...Kick out by Shaneo!!
Goldust is shocked but doesn’t let himself get deterred and stomps away aggressively! Another Shaneo, Shaneo chant kicks in and distracts Goldust, Shaneo struggles to his feet and knocks Goldust down with a forearm to the back, Shaneo is finally able to pull himself together and starts to brutally hammer away with some sharp kicks to the ribs which echo so much the fans chant wooooo after each one just like the knife edge chops!
Irish whip by Shaneo and he jumps up for a hurricanrana but Goldust holds onto the ropes and Shaneo falls down to the canvas, Goldust hurries over and picks him up and immediately whips him off the ropes and nails a huge back body drop followed by a quick leg drop and a cover, 1, 2... kick out by Shaneo! Goldust whips Shaneo into the corner and jumps up to the second rope and starts hammering him with shots to the head as the crowd count (all in unison, how nice) 1, 2 miss a few 9 and before the 10th shows off again posing which gives Shaneo a chance to recover and he POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE ROPES!! WHAM!! Shaneo quickly capitalises and goes top rope, a quick look at the crowd who cheer like crazy and he jumps! SENTON BOMB!! BOOM!! What a move!! Shaneo doesn’t cover though and picks the bizarre one up and delivers a very sharp and quick snap suplex which he rolls straight into the cover, that’s it, it’s over 1, 2, no wait Goldust gets his foot on the ropes! How unlucky!
Shaneo goes to the referee and complains as Goldust shakes the cobwebs from his head and walks over to Shaneo and spins him around and delivers a DDT, he then runs off the ropes and delivers a knee drop to the forehead! Looks as though he’s doing the systematically, another knee drop to the head and he picks Shaneo up onto his shoulders and uses his feet to create a whiplash effect and DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT!! The thud was heard all around the arena (with the help of the microphones under the ring) and Goldust makes a cover 1, 2... kick out again! Goldust can’t believe it and in his anger throws him into the corner turnbuckle and follows it up with a closeline, he then picks Shaneo’s feet up and puts them over the rope, the crowd begin to cheer they know this move all too well! It’s that future family destroying low blow! This is an obvious disqualification and the referee tries to hold him back and Goldust pushes him down and runs up for it and........CRACK!!! The crowd looks away for the pain he nailed it unbelievable!
Goldust celebrates before pulling Shaneo into the centre of the ring and making a cover but there’s no referee, Goldust walks over the ref and tries to help him up as Shaneo gets up, and as Goldust turns around it’s the kick to the stomach and X - FACTOR!!! What a face buster!! Shaneo falls back down and both men are squirming in pain!
After a few seconds and another Shaneo chant both men and the referee get back up, Goldust attempts the Closeline but Shaneo ducks it and stays in the position of facing away from Goldust only looking over his shoulder at him and as Goldust turns around he grabs his head and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM!!! There it is the crowd goes wild once more and Shaneo makes the cover. What’s this there’s no count, the crowd boo’s, the ref whispers to the ring announcer and he picks up a mic. “As a result of a disqualification the winner of this CAW Vs WWF match is SHANEO!” The crowd cheers and Shaneo just smiles and shrugs his shoulders, he won anyway.
What a quick action packed match!
Congrats to Shaneo for winning this match
Unlucky Goldust you cheating beggar ;0)
Thanks for reading (or skipping to the end)
Starlight :0)
FREAK ON A LEASH Hits the arena to a huge rush from the crowd!! The seemingly unresponsive crowd wake up and go wild as Shaneo comes out on top of the stage! There is a mystery behind this mans whereabouts and age but his skills and charisma are easily his best assets. Shaneo runs down the ramp and slides into the ring with his speed almost taking him out the other end to the crowds amusement but Shaneo gets up, raises his arms and makes a little smile and the crowd go into another frenzy! The crowd are pumped up for this one!
The music quietens down but the silence doesn’t stop as the crowd go into a deafening SHA - NE- O, SHA - NE - O chant! The opening bell rings and the two competitors stalk one another walking around the ring before they go into a tie up, the two are evenly matched in the early goings and can’t seem to get the upper hand of this tie up until Goldust goes under Shaneo’s arm and behind him and simply clobbers him down with a closeline, Goldust turns to the crowd and flaunts and celebrates some more to the crowd’s disapproval! Shaneo is up though and standing behind, stalking Goldust! The crowd begin to cheer and Goldust thinks that the reaction is for him and raises his hands and blows kisses to the fans, some of the fans however blow them back mocking him as Shaneo spins Goldust around to face him and goes for a kick to the stomach but Goldust caught it and shakes is finger as if to say no, no. The bizarre one then spins Shaneo around so is back is to him and pulls his head back and locks it under his arm, a few cheers are heard as they know what time it is and Goldust elevates Shaneo up and it’s CURTAIN CALL TIME!! WHAM!! Shaneo is taken down hard, Goldust immediently makes the cover, 1 - 2 - ...Kick out by Shaneo!!
Goldust is shocked but doesn’t let himself get deterred and stomps away aggressively! Another Shaneo, Shaneo chant kicks in and distracts Goldust, Shaneo struggles to his feet and knocks Goldust down with a forearm to the back, Shaneo is finally able to pull himself together and starts to brutally hammer away with some sharp kicks to the ribs which echo so much the fans chant wooooo after each one just like the knife edge chops!
Irish whip by Shaneo and he jumps up for a hurricanrana but Goldust holds onto the ropes and Shaneo falls down to the canvas, Goldust hurries over and picks him up and immediately whips him off the ropes and nails a huge back body drop followed by a quick leg drop and a cover, 1, 2... kick out by Shaneo! Goldust whips Shaneo into the corner and jumps up to the second rope and starts hammering him with shots to the head as the crowd count (all in unison, how nice) 1, 2 miss a few 9 and before the 10th shows off again posing which gives Shaneo a chance to recover and he POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE ROPES!! WHAM!! Shaneo quickly capitalises and goes top rope, a quick look at the crowd who cheer like crazy and he jumps! SENTON BOMB!! BOOM!! What a move!! Shaneo doesn’t cover though and picks the bizarre one up and delivers a very sharp and quick snap suplex which he rolls straight into the cover, that’s it, it’s over 1, 2, no wait Goldust gets his foot on the ropes! How unlucky!
Shaneo goes to the referee and complains as Goldust shakes the cobwebs from his head and walks over to Shaneo and spins him around and delivers a DDT, he then runs off the ropes and delivers a knee drop to the forehead! Looks as though he’s doing the systematically, another knee drop to the head and he picks Shaneo up onto his shoulders and uses his feet to create a whiplash effect and DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT!! The thud was heard all around the arena (with the help of the microphones under the ring) and Goldust makes a cover 1, 2... kick out again! Goldust can’t believe it and in his anger throws him into the corner turnbuckle and follows it up with a closeline, he then picks Shaneo’s feet up and puts them over the rope, the crowd begin to cheer they know this move all too well! It’s that future family destroying low blow! This is an obvious disqualification and the referee tries to hold him back and Goldust pushes him down and runs up for it and........CRACK!!! The crowd looks away for the pain he nailed it unbelievable!
Goldust celebrates before pulling Shaneo into the centre of the ring and making a cover but there’s no referee, Goldust walks over the ref and tries to help him up as Shaneo gets up, and as Goldust turns around it’s the kick to the stomach and X - FACTOR!!! What a face buster!! Shaneo falls back down and both men are squirming in pain!
After a few seconds and another Shaneo chant both men and the referee get back up, Goldust attempts the Closeline but Shaneo ducks it and stays in the position of facing away from Goldust only looking over his shoulder at him and as Goldust turns around he grabs his head and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM!!! There it is the crowd goes wild once more and Shaneo makes the cover. What’s this there’s no count, the crowd boo’s, the ref whispers to the ring announcer and he picks up a mic. “As a result of a disqualification the winner of this CAW Vs WWF match is SHANEO!” The crowd cheers and Shaneo just smiles and shrugs his shoulders, he won anyway.
What a quick action packed match!
Congrats to Shaneo for winning this match
Unlucky Goldust you cheating beggar ;0)
Thanks for reading (or skipping to the end)
Starlight :0)
The arena is blacked out as we get set for one of our main events this week, here come the nWo! Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) cockily prowls to the ring, followed by SRW Champion Kevin Nash (allardini)!! The crowd boo loudly as Nash holds his belt aloft, and I’m afraid the crowd won’t be cheering much in this match, because neither of these teams are fan favourites.
“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!!” Their opponents are not a regular team, but they certainly are a force to be reckoned with, starting with Chris Jericho (Scott Giles)! In one form or another Chris Jericho (Scott) will be taking on Kevin Nash (allardini) for the SRW Championship at our next PPV, Road To KOTR, and already a rivalry between these two men has begun. Last week the feud between Team E.C.F’ing.W, the nWo, Jericho and Undertaker (Jetster), and Kane (Starlight) erupted, and all 4 “teams” will want a piece of each-other in the next couple of weeks.
“Keep Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin!” Y2J’s partner is the former KOTR Champion, the man who stuck up for Jericho when they met Hall (DW) and Nash (allardini) backstage last week, and the man who has a score to settle with his brother Kane (Starlight),it’s The Undertaker (Jetster)! He and Jericho stand outside the ring and look at their opponents, and then behind them to check for anyone coming from behind. With so many involved in this rivalry, they need to have all their wits about them.
Surprisingly, this tag bout starts off normally as Y2J (Scott) and Hall (DW) stand on the apron, while Taker (Jetster) and Nash (allardini) start this match off. Both these guys are over 300lbs, and as we have come to expect they are already throwing the right-hands. Taker ducks one, and bombards Nash with shots to the body. Nash staggers back into the corner where Taker nails him with a clothesline, catapults himself off the ropes and puts his massive boot straight into the jaw of Nash!
Nash (allardini) is up straight away though, showing why he is the SRW Champion by whipping Taker (Jetster) into the turnbuckle, and then slamming his shoulder into the gut of the Dead Man. He tries to wrench Taker’s arm over his head, but it’s countered into a wrench of his own. Taker cries, “Old School!” and the crowd are on their feet. Taker (Jetster) uses great balance, and he’s about to jump…but Nash (allardini) with great power, throws Taker off the top rope and onto the canvas-SMASH!!
Nash (allardini) quickly tags in Hall (DW) who goes straight to work on Taker (Jetster) with a vicious kick to the gut, followed up by a powerful overhead suplex. He whips Taker into the ropes, who ducks Hall’s attempted clothesline and then grabs onto the opposite ones. Jericho (Scott) from behind with a Bulldog to Hall, LIONSAULT!! Jericho (Scott) made a blind tag, and now he hooks the leg, 1…2…and Nash (allardini) just breaks it up!
Taker (Jetster) clotheslines Nash (allardini) over the top rope to the outside. He stands on the apron-Flying Clothesline! He grabs Nash by the head, and tosses him over the Announcer’s Table!
Meanwhile, Jericho (Scott) uses his speed to go the top rope, and deliver a perfect Missile Dropkick to Hall (DW)! He picks him up and looks for the Breakdown, but Hall counters into a Side Russian Leg Sweep. As he steps back, Taker (Jetster) pulls him down from the outside! Taker laughs (for once), but then he’s thrown face-first into the steel steps by…Kane (Starlight)!! As I said earlier, we expected interference, and the former SRW Champion is here! Jericho (Scott) sees this, and he uses the ropes to catapult him out of the ring straight onto the Big Red Machine!
On the outside RVD (Rickoss) and Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) from Team E.C.F’ing.W have ambushed Hall (DW) and Nash (allardini), and they’re battling it out! This is all about pride between these two factions, and referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) has no idea what to do! Taker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) have fought into the crowd, and now RVD and Jerry have done the same with Hall (DW)! Nash (allardini) slides into the ring, along with Chris Jericho (Scott)!
These two men stare at each-other intensely, knowing that in two weeks time they will be contending the SRW Championship. To the crowd’s delight they lock-up, perhaps their match is set to get underway a little early! Nash whips Y2J into the ropes, but Y2J slides between his legs and goes for a roll-up, 1…2.kick-out, and Nash retaliates with a hard clothesline. Wait, look, there’s something on the Titantron! Hogan (DW) and Vince (MikeAll), the two other members of nWo are laid out on the floor, with Tazz (Tazz) and Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow) from Team E.C.F’ing.W standing over them! Nash (allardini) can’t believe it, but he turns to get back to Y2J, who trips him and locks in the Walls Of Jericho!!
It looks like Nash (allardini) has had enough of this match, and HE TAPS!! HE TAPS!! THE SRW CHAMPION JUST TAPPED TO THE WALLS OF JERCHO!! Nash slides out of the ring and rushes backstage to help his team-mates, leaving Jericho (Scott) to celebrate wildly in the ring! Surely this will be a boost for the young man ahead of our PPV, but what else has come from this match? Hopefully at Road To KOTR we’ll find out. Undertaker (Jetster), Kane (Starlight), the rest of nWo and Team E.C.F’ing.W will all have a part to play I’m sure, and all of these guys have a massive few weeks ahead of them.
The winners of this match: Chris Jericho (Scott Giles) and The Undertaker (Jetster).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!!” Their opponents are not a regular team, but they certainly are a force to be reckoned with, starting with Chris Jericho (Scott Giles)! In one form or another Chris Jericho (Scott) will be taking on Kevin Nash (allardini) for the SRW Championship at our next PPV, Road To KOTR, and already a rivalry between these two men has begun. Last week the feud between Team E.C.F’ing.W, the nWo, Jericho and Undertaker (Jetster), and Kane (Starlight) erupted, and all 4 “teams” will want a piece of each-other in the next couple of weeks.
“Keep Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin!” Y2J’s partner is the former KOTR Champion, the man who stuck up for Jericho when they met Hall (DW) and Nash (allardini) backstage last week, and the man who has a score to settle with his brother Kane (Starlight),it’s The Undertaker (Jetster)! He and Jericho stand outside the ring and look at their opponents, and then behind them to check for anyone coming from behind. With so many involved in this rivalry, they need to have all their wits about them.
Surprisingly, this tag bout starts off normally as Y2J (Scott) and Hall (DW) stand on the apron, while Taker (Jetster) and Nash (allardini) start this match off. Both these guys are over 300lbs, and as we have come to expect they are already throwing the right-hands. Taker ducks one, and bombards Nash with shots to the body. Nash staggers back into the corner where Taker nails him with a clothesline, catapults himself off the ropes and puts his massive boot straight into the jaw of Nash!
Nash (allardini) is up straight away though, showing why he is the SRW Champion by whipping Taker (Jetster) into the turnbuckle, and then slamming his shoulder into the gut of the Dead Man. He tries to wrench Taker’s arm over his head, but it’s countered into a wrench of his own. Taker cries, “Old School!” and the crowd are on their feet. Taker (Jetster) uses great balance, and he’s about to jump…but Nash (allardini) with great power, throws Taker off the top rope and onto the canvas-SMASH!!
Nash (allardini) quickly tags in Hall (DW) who goes straight to work on Taker (Jetster) with a vicious kick to the gut, followed up by a powerful overhead suplex. He whips Taker into the ropes, who ducks Hall’s attempted clothesline and then grabs onto the opposite ones. Jericho (Scott) from behind with a Bulldog to Hall, LIONSAULT!! Jericho (Scott) made a blind tag, and now he hooks the leg, 1…2…and Nash (allardini) just breaks it up!
Taker (Jetster) clotheslines Nash (allardini) over the top rope to the outside. He stands on the apron-Flying Clothesline! He grabs Nash by the head, and tosses him over the Announcer’s Table!
Meanwhile, Jericho (Scott) uses his speed to go the top rope, and deliver a perfect Missile Dropkick to Hall (DW)! He picks him up and looks for the Breakdown, but Hall counters into a Side Russian Leg Sweep. As he steps back, Taker (Jetster) pulls him down from the outside! Taker laughs (for once), but then he’s thrown face-first into the steel steps by…Kane (Starlight)!! As I said earlier, we expected interference, and the former SRW Champion is here! Jericho (Scott) sees this, and he uses the ropes to catapult him out of the ring straight onto the Big Red Machine!
On the outside RVD (Rickoss) and Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) from Team E.C.F’ing.W have ambushed Hall (DW) and Nash (allardini), and they’re battling it out! This is all about pride between these two factions, and referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) has no idea what to do! Taker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) have fought into the crowd, and now RVD and Jerry have done the same with Hall (DW)! Nash (allardini) slides into the ring, along with Chris Jericho (Scott)!
These two men stare at each-other intensely, knowing that in two weeks time they will be contending the SRW Championship. To the crowd’s delight they lock-up, perhaps their match is set to get underway a little early! Nash whips Y2J into the ropes, but Y2J slides between his legs and goes for a roll-up, 1…2.kick-out, and Nash retaliates with a hard clothesline. Wait, look, there’s something on the Titantron! Hogan (DW) and Vince (MikeAll), the two other members of nWo are laid out on the floor, with Tazz (Tazz) and Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow) from Team E.C.F’ing.W standing over them! Nash (allardini) can’t believe it, but he turns to get back to Y2J, who trips him and locks in the Walls Of Jericho!!
It looks like Nash (allardini) has had enough of this match, and HE TAPS!! HE TAPS!! THE SRW CHAMPION JUST TAPPED TO THE WALLS OF JERCHO!! Nash slides out of the ring and rushes backstage to help his team-mates, leaving Jericho (Scott) to celebrate wildly in the ring! Surely this will be a boost for the young man ahead of our PPV, but what else has come from this match? Hopefully at Road To KOTR we’ll find out. Undertaker (Jetster), Kane (Starlight), the rest of nWo and Team E.C.F’ing.W will all have a part to play I’m sure, and all of these guys have a massive few weeks ahead of them.
The winners of this match: Chris Jericho (Scott Giles) and The Undertaker (Jetster).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Sorry to take a leaf out of Grandprix’s book here, but I just want to use this is a chance to build a hype for the Chris Jericho (Scott Giles) vs Kevin Nash (allardini) WWF Forum Championship match, which is set to probably take place either at the next PPV in one way or another.)
Before our next match, we were able to watch Chris Jericho (Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster) walking backstage.
“Hey, I take it we’re…you know, on the same page now?” Jericho asked slowly.
Undertaker stands there, spits disgustingly on the floor before replying, “yeah, of course. You earned my respect in your match with Kane (Starlight.) You would’ve won if it wasn’t for that idiot fan.”
“Damn right,” Jericho said, looking disgruntled. “and hey, I’m sorry about your…KOTR Championship. I mean, you were the first ever Champion…and you held it for such a long time. And then Kane…he… dishonoured you, by helping The Rock (Starlight) to win!”
“You know what that title gave me? It gave me respect. It gave me fame. Hell, it even earned me more cash. But I tell you, Kane will pay. Starting from tonight.”
Jericho sneers, and they continued on. They turned the corner, and bumped into the nWo.
Kevin Nash was the first to break the silence. “Ah, hello Mr Royal Rumble winner. You looking forward to meeting me for this…” he looked at his belt with pride, “baby.”
The Undertaker stepped forward, “Yeah, I think he is. But first, I’D like to meet you for it.”
Kevin Nash smiled, and replied, “Well, why not? But not for the title. You don’t deserve it. But how about we all meet next week. In the ring. Why don’t I, and Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) team up to take on you two?”
“Sounds good to me,” Jericho said. Tension filled the air.
“Great, I look forward to it.” The nWo walked on by, Nash shoving Jericho as he passed him.
Undertaker nudged Jericho, and said, “Hey, don’t worry, you got his number. And tonight, I have Kane’s.”
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“ONE OF A KIND!!” A massive cheer goes up from the crowd as RVD (Rickoss) struts to the squared circle for this one-on-one match. We just saw what happened backstage, the nWo sure are making a lot of enemies! They’re already in a feud with E.C.F’ing.W, and now they’re missing with Jericho (Scott) and Undertaker (Jetster)! Anyway, RVD is getting set for the biggest match of his career, against the former WWF Forum Champion.
BOOM!! Another huge pop for Kane (Starlight), it looks the fans are gonna have a tough time choosing who to support tonight!
This match begins straight away as RVD meets Kane with a Spinning Heel Kick! RVD catapults himself off the rope and lands a perfect Flip Splash! Kane staggers to his feet, and RVD looks for a Flying Crossbody but Kane ducks, turns, and delivers a boot to the face! Kane stomps viciously on RVD, and then whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows it up with a clothesline, and RVD falls to the canvas.
Kane (Starlight) scores with a Leg Drop, and RVD (Rickoss) rolls out of the ring. Kane slowly climbs to the top rope…FLYING CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE!! The crowd cheer with delight as the Big Red Machine flies through the air! WHAM!! Kane threw RVD face-first into the steel steps! The ref is nearing the end of his count, and so Kane tosses RVD back into the ring.
Kane (Starlight) nails an Upper-Cut, and then uses his amazing strength to hoist RVD (Rickoss) up onto his shoulders-Powerslam! Kane is beckoning for RVD to get up!! The crowd are on their feet, they know what’s coming! RVD is up, he turns, CHOKESLAM!! Can Kane win this match so early!? Kane stands in the centre of the ring and brings him arm down- BOOM!! The fireworks go off, it looks as though Kane is livid about what happened to him at Rumble In The Jungle!
He finally hooks the leg, 1…2…and RVD (Rickoss) kicks out!! Amazing! It looks as though Kane (Starlight) took too long, but already he’s capitalising on his fallen opponent. He’s going for a Tombstone, but RVD slides off, shoves him into the ropes and then gets a roll-up, 1…2…ohhhh, how close was that!? RVD sprints to the top rope, and scores with a Missile Dropkick!
The crowd are going wild as RVD (Rickoss) delivers the Rolling Thunder! Cover, 1…2…and another kick-out. RVD doesn’t seem sure what to do, and he tries to keep Kane (Starlight) down with some right-hands. But you certainly don’t want to get into a brawl with Kane, who fights back with punches of his own, and then aims for a clothesline1 But RVD ducks, and nails a powerful Karate Kick!
He heads to the top rope once again, and he signals for the 5-Star Frog Splash!! WHAM!! He gets it, but hurts himself doing it. It looks like he was winded, and he’s slow to make a cover. 1…2…and Kane just got his shoulder up! Hey wait, that’s Undertaker (Jetster) and Jericho (Scott Giles)! Jericho takes out the referee, who happened to be Teddy Long (Tony), so Undertaker can take advantage of a fallen Kane! He shoves RVD out of the way, uses masses of power to put Kane onto his shoulders…THE LAST RIDE!! The crowd are booing loudly, and now even more so as the nWo run to the ring!
All hell is breaking loose, Kevin Nash (allardini) and Jericho (Scott) are exchanging right-hands, Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) is battling it out with The Undertaker (Jetster) and Hogan (DW) and Vince (MikeAll) are beating RVD (Rickoss), who is of course a member of Team E.C.F’ing.W!
But now the boos turn to cheers, as the rest of Team E.C.F’ing.W sprint to the ring, led by Paul Heyman! They pounce on Hogan and McMahon, as well as pulling Nash and Hall away from their respective enemies!
Finally all the “teams” get back together, one in each corner of the ring! In one corner stands Team E.C.F'ing.W- Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), RVD (Rickoss), Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow), Raven (Starlight), Jerry Lynn (Cong Man), Shane McMahon (Cong Man.) and Paul Heyman. In another is the nWo-Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder), Kevin Nash (allardini) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll). Opposite them is Chris Jericho (Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster), and next to them standing alone, the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight)!
The show fades out as all of these stand their ground, and stare each-other down…
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The winner of this match: No contest.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Before our next match, we were able to watch Chris Jericho (Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster) walking backstage.
“Hey, I take it we’re…you know, on the same page now?” Jericho asked slowly.
Undertaker stands there, spits disgustingly on the floor before replying, “yeah, of course. You earned my respect in your match with Kane (Starlight.) You would’ve won if it wasn’t for that idiot fan.”
“Damn right,” Jericho said, looking disgruntled. “and hey, I’m sorry about your…KOTR Championship. I mean, you were the first ever Champion…and you held it for such a long time. And then Kane…he… dishonoured you, by helping The Rock (Starlight) to win!”
“You know what that title gave me? It gave me respect. It gave me fame. Hell, it even earned me more cash. But I tell you, Kane will pay. Starting from tonight.”
Jericho sneers, and they continued on. They turned the corner, and bumped into the nWo.
Kevin Nash was the first to break the silence. “Ah, hello Mr Royal Rumble winner. You looking forward to meeting me for this…” he looked at his belt with pride, “baby.”
The Undertaker stepped forward, “Yeah, I think he is. But first, I’D like to meet you for it.”
Kevin Nash smiled, and replied, “Well, why not? But not for the title. You don’t deserve it. But how about we all meet next week. In the ring. Why don’t I, and Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) team up to take on you two?”
“Sounds good to me,” Jericho said. Tension filled the air.
“Great, I look forward to it.” The nWo walked on by, Nash shoving Jericho as he passed him.
Undertaker nudged Jericho, and said, “Hey, don’t worry, you got his number. And tonight, I have Kane’s.”
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“ONE OF A KIND!!” A massive cheer goes up from the crowd as RVD (Rickoss) struts to the squared circle for this one-on-one match. We just saw what happened backstage, the nWo sure are making a lot of enemies! They’re already in a feud with E.C.F’ing.W, and now they’re missing with Jericho (Scott) and Undertaker (Jetster)! Anyway, RVD is getting set for the biggest match of his career, against the former WWF Forum Champion.
BOOM!! Another huge pop for Kane (Starlight), it looks the fans are gonna have a tough time choosing who to support tonight!
This match begins straight away as RVD meets Kane with a Spinning Heel Kick! RVD catapults himself off the rope and lands a perfect Flip Splash! Kane staggers to his feet, and RVD looks for a Flying Crossbody but Kane ducks, turns, and delivers a boot to the face! Kane stomps viciously on RVD, and then whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows it up with a clothesline, and RVD falls to the canvas.
Kane (Starlight) scores with a Leg Drop, and RVD (Rickoss) rolls out of the ring. Kane slowly climbs to the top rope…FLYING CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE!! The crowd cheer with delight as the Big Red Machine flies through the air! WHAM!! Kane threw RVD face-first into the steel steps! The ref is nearing the end of his count, and so Kane tosses RVD back into the ring.
Kane (Starlight) nails an Upper-Cut, and then uses his amazing strength to hoist RVD (Rickoss) up onto his shoulders-Powerslam! Kane is beckoning for RVD to get up!! The crowd are on their feet, they know what’s coming! RVD is up, he turns, CHOKESLAM!! Can Kane win this match so early!? Kane stands in the centre of the ring and brings him arm down- BOOM!! The fireworks go off, it looks as though Kane is livid about what happened to him at Rumble In The Jungle!
He finally hooks the leg, 1…2…and RVD (Rickoss) kicks out!! Amazing! It looks as though Kane (Starlight) took too long, but already he’s capitalising on his fallen opponent. He’s going for a Tombstone, but RVD slides off, shoves him into the ropes and then gets a roll-up, 1…2…ohhhh, how close was that!? RVD sprints to the top rope, and scores with a Missile Dropkick!
The crowd are going wild as RVD (Rickoss) delivers the Rolling Thunder! Cover, 1…2…and another kick-out. RVD doesn’t seem sure what to do, and he tries to keep Kane (Starlight) down with some right-hands. But you certainly don’t want to get into a brawl with Kane, who fights back with punches of his own, and then aims for a clothesline1 But RVD ducks, and nails a powerful Karate Kick!
He heads to the top rope once again, and he signals for the 5-Star Frog Splash!! WHAM!! He gets it, but hurts himself doing it. It looks like he was winded, and he’s slow to make a cover. 1…2…and Kane just got his shoulder up! Hey wait, that’s Undertaker (Jetster) and Jericho (Scott Giles)! Jericho takes out the referee, who happened to be Teddy Long (Tony), so Undertaker can take advantage of a fallen Kane! He shoves RVD out of the way, uses masses of power to put Kane onto his shoulders…THE LAST RIDE!! The crowd are booing loudly, and now even more so as the nWo run to the ring!
All hell is breaking loose, Kevin Nash (allardini) and Jericho (Scott) are exchanging right-hands, Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) is battling it out with The Undertaker (Jetster) and Hogan (DW) and Vince (MikeAll) are beating RVD (Rickoss), who is of course a member of Team E.C.F’ing.W!
But now the boos turn to cheers, as the rest of Team E.C.F’ing.W sprint to the ring, led by Paul Heyman! They pounce on Hogan and McMahon, as well as pulling Nash and Hall away from their respective enemies!
Finally all the “teams” get back together, one in each corner of the ring! In one corner stands Team E.C.F'ing.W- Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), RVD (Rickoss), Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow), Raven (Starlight), Jerry Lynn (Cong Man), Shane McMahon (Cong Man.) and Paul Heyman. In another is the nWo-Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder), Kevin Nash (allardini) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll). Opposite them is Chris Jericho (Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster), and next to them standing alone, the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight)!
The show fades out as all of these stand their ground, and stare each-other down…
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The winner of this match: No contest.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
BOOM!! The crowd are on their feet here at the SR Arena as former WWF Forum Champion Kane (Starlight) heads to the ring! He means business, and he stands in the ring and brings his arms down-BOOM!! The crowd cheer with delight, as they wait for his opponent.
5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!! And here he is, it’s the man that won the Rumble at RITJ, the man who is entitled to a shot at Kevin Nash (allardini)’s Forum Title, it’s Chris Jericho (Scott Giles)!! He cockily struts to the squared circle, knowing that he’s been on a good run lately and hoping that he will continue that.
The reason for this match is that at the Title ceremony both Kane (Starlight) and Jericho (Scott) made unscheduled interruptions, Kane went for Nash but Jericho for no reason knocked down the big red machine from behind with a steel chair. Kane wants revenge, and this is proved as he steps out of the ring and runs at Y2J! What a clothesline to knock him back onto the ramp!
Kane grabs him by the head and takes him towards the ring, where he then throws him shoulder-first into the steel steps-WHAM!! Kane walks towards him again, but Jericho with one set of steps-CLANG!! Jericho hit him over the head with it! Now it’s Jericho’s turn to give the punishment, as he slams Kane’s head onto the ring apron. He tosses him onto the security barrier, and with amazing agility scores with a Flying Crossbody, knocking both of them into the screaming crowd.
The fans seem to be annoying Jericho (Scott), and he manages to get Kane (Starlight) over the security barrier, and into the ring. He grabs him by the legs and tries to lock in the Walls Of Jericho, but Kane uses his strength to counter and pull Jericho into a roll-up! 1…and Jericho quickly kicks out, before taking down Kane with a dropkick. He picks him up and tries to hit an overhead suplex, but Kane is too big! It’s reversed, and it’s Y2J who goes for the ride!
Kane (Starlight) sees his chance and he slowly lumbers to the top rope. Jericho (Scott) staggers up, Flying Clothesline! Kane’s on fire here as he whips Jericho into the ropes, who is met by a massive boot to the face! Jericho somehow stumbles up, only to be brought down thanks to a huge-and I mean huge-Upper-cut! Kane lifts Jericho above his head-Gorilla Press Slam! Jericho’s body landed hard on the canvas, and the echo resounded around the arena!
Kane (Starlight) is now desperate for Jericho (Scott) to get up, he’s almost begging for him to get to his feet!! Jericho finally does so, turns, and Kane grabs him by the throat! Look at Kane, he’s got his face right in Jericho’s talking trash and viciously choking him, before lifting him and-ooooohhh, Jericho with a kick right to where the sun doesn’t even think about shining! He bounces himself off the ropes and scores with a Bulldog, and then follows it up with an acrobatic Lionsault! This one should be over right here!!
1…2…and Kane (Starlight) just got his shoulder up! Jericho (Scott) looks angry, and he speedily heads to the top rope, before delivering a Flying Back-Elbow, knocking Kane (Starlight) to his knees. Jericho catapults himself off the ropes and looks for a flying dropkick to the face of Kane, but he just moves his head to the right and Jericho rockets past him!
Kane (Starlight) attempts a boot to the face, but Jericho (Scott) ducks and takes him down with a powerful Backdrop Suplex. He then uses his pace to go for the Walls Of Jericho, and he locks it in straight away!! He pulls back as far as he can, causing Kane even more pain! We know that he can hold out for a long time, but with the move being applied right in the centre of the ring it’s looking bad for Kane! But wait, a bottle of Coke hit Jericho on the face, someone from the crowd! It looks like that guy Ice Blaster who did the same thing to Jericho a couple of weeks ago!
Security move to get IB out of the building, but Jericho seems to want some for himself! He leaps out of the ring and heads for the crowd, but security keep him out! Jericho scowls, and climbs back into the squared circle. He bounces himself off the ropes and –CHOKESLAM!! FROM NO WHERE, KANE WITH A GINORMOUS CHOKESLAM!! HE MAKES A COVER!
1…2…And Jericho (Scott Giles) got his foot on the bottom rope!! Amazing!! I guess that’s justice though as IB is taken out of the building screaming. Kane (Starlight) makes a cut-throat symbol, signifying that this one is about to finish! He picks up Y2J, twists him round so his head is facing the canvas, and nails a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! Darkness pin, 1...2…3!!
Kane got the last laugh tonight, but only with a little help. Then again, maybe he would’ve fought out of the Walls Of Jericho, who knows? All we know is that Kane (Starlight) looks in good shape and will want to get the title shot, and that the no.1 contender Jericho (Scott) looks very impressive.
The winner of this match: Kane (Starlight).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!! And here he is, it’s the man that won the Rumble at RITJ, the man who is entitled to a shot at Kevin Nash (allardini)’s Forum Title, it’s Chris Jericho (Scott Giles)!! He cockily struts to the squared circle, knowing that he’s been on a good run lately and hoping that he will continue that.
The reason for this match is that at the Title ceremony both Kane (Starlight) and Jericho (Scott) made unscheduled interruptions, Kane went for Nash but Jericho for no reason knocked down the big red machine from behind with a steel chair. Kane wants revenge, and this is proved as he steps out of the ring and runs at Y2J! What a clothesline to knock him back onto the ramp!
Kane grabs him by the head and takes him towards the ring, where he then throws him shoulder-first into the steel steps-WHAM!! Kane walks towards him again, but Jericho with one set of steps-CLANG!! Jericho hit him over the head with it! Now it’s Jericho’s turn to give the punishment, as he slams Kane’s head onto the ring apron. He tosses him onto the security barrier, and with amazing agility scores with a Flying Crossbody, knocking both of them into the screaming crowd.
The fans seem to be annoying Jericho (Scott), and he manages to get Kane (Starlight) over the security barrier, and into the ring. He grabs him by the legs and tries to lock in the Walls Of Jericho, but Kane uses his strength to counter and pull Jericho into a roll-up! 1…and Jericho quickly kicks out, before taking down Kane with a dropkick. He picks him up and tries to hit an overhead suplex, but Kane is too big! It’s reversed, and it’s Y2J who goes for the ride!
Kane (Starlight) sees his chance and he slowly lumbers to the top rope. Jericho (Scott) staggers up, Flying Clothesline! Kane’s on fire here as he whips Jericho into the ropes, who is met by a massive boot to the face! Jericho somehow stumbles up, only to be brought down thanks to a huge-and I mean huge-Upper-cut! Kane lifts Jericho above his head-Gorilla Press Slam! Jericho’s body landed hard on the canvas, and the echo resounded around the arena!
Kane (Starlight) is now desperate for Jericho (Scott) to get up, he’s almost begging for him to get to his feet!! Jericho finally does so, turns, and Kane grabs him by the throat! Look at Kane, he’s got his face right in Jericho’s talking trash and viciously choking him, before lifting him and-ooooohhh, Jericho with a kick right to where the sun doesn’t even think about shining! He bounces himself off the ropes and scores with a Bulldog, and then follows it up with an acrobatic Lionsault! This one should be over right here!!
1…2…and Kane (Starlight) just got his shoulder up! Jericho (Scott) looks angry, and he speedily heads to the top rope, before delivering a Flying Back-Elbow, knocking Kane (Starlight) to his knees. Jericho catapults himself off the ropes and looks for a flying dropkick to the face of Kane, but he just moves his head to the right and Jericho rockets past him!
Kane (Starlight) attempts a boot to the face, but Jericho (Scott) ducks and takes him down with a powerful Backdrop Suplex. He then uses his pace to go for the Walls Of Jericho, and he locks it in straight away!! He pulls back as far as he can, causing Kane even more pain! We know that he can hold out for a long time, but with the move being applied right in the centre of the ring it’s looking bad for Kane! But wait, a bottle of Coke hit Jericho on the face, someone from the crowd! It looks like that guy Ice Blaster who did the same thing to Jericho a couple of weeks ago!
Security move to get IB out of the building, but Jericho seems to want some for himself! He leaps out of the ring and heads for the crowd, but security keep him out! Jericho scowls, and climbs back into the squared circle. He bounces himself off the ropes and –CHOKESLAM!! FROM NO WHERE, KANE WITH A GINORMOUS CHOKESLAM!! HE MAKES A COVER!
1…2…And Jericho (Scott Giles) got his foot on the bottom rope!! Amazing!! I guess that’s justice though as IB is taken out of the building screaming. Kane (Starlight) makes a cut-throat symbol, signifying that this one is about to finish! He picks up Y2J, twists him round so his head is facing the canvas, and nails a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! Darkness pin, 1...2…3!!
Kane got the last laugh tonight, but only with a little help. Then again, maybe he would’ve fought out of the Walls Of Jericho, who knows? All we know is that Kane (Starlight) looks in good shape and will want to get the title shot, and that the no.1 contender Jericho (Scott) looks very impressive.
The winner of this match: Kane (Starlight).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Announcer MoJoJoJo steps into the ring. “Before this match begins, let me explain the stipulations. The following bout is scheduled for one fall and is for the CAW Heavyweight Championship and Tag Team Championship. If Da Animalz Of Doom win, then Cong Man stays the CAW Champion, and they become the CAW Tag Team Champions. If the Wonder Dogs win, then STD (Scott Giles) becomes CAW Champion, and they become the Tag Team Champions.”
(Who Let The Dogs out with Wonderer mix hits) A massive roar goes up from the crowd as Scotty The Doggy, and his new tag team partner Dead Wonder enter the arena! STD looks hyped up and he’s jumping around madly, but as always DW looks cool and calm. Another loud pop goes up as they celebrate in the ring. STD and his former partner, the now retired Rage (Raziel) have been CAW Tag Champs since January, an extremely long title reign.
(Doom’s Night hits) As CAW Champion The Cong Man and his partner, the HardCAW Champion Hawk (AfroJoe) saunter out, the crowd respond with boos and jeers. The only reason Cong became a fan favourite, and the only reason he made The Revolution was so that he could become CAW Champion, and now he has that he feels that he doesn’t need the fans, or the Revolution anymore.
This match is about to begin…but there’s no referee in the ring.
(Chop Suey by System of a Down hits) Hey, look, it’s The Physchiatrist ( MikeAll)!! And he’s gonna be the Guest Referee! We know that The System Fighters have been having a rivalry as of late with Da Animalz, and I expect The Trist will have some tricks up his sleeve for this match! Da Animalz look shocked, but they have to concentrate on their opponents as STD takes down Cong Man will a Bulldog, and DW does the same to Hawk!
We start with STD and Cong, Scotty going straight to work as he whips Cong into the ropes, and nails a Spinning Wheel Kick! He does the same, but this time follows it up with a Roundhouse Kick straight to the jaw of Cong! Cong Man gets to his feet, and Scott tosses him from one turnbuckle face-first into the other. Cong staggers back, and Scott seizes the opportunity by scoring with a powerful Backdrop Suplex!
Great stuff from the Wonder Dogs as DW gets a tag. They both throw Cong into the ropes, and deliver a Double Monkey Toss! Cong holds his back in anguish, until DW drops his leg right into the neck of Cong, forcing him to roll out of the ring. DW gets angry at this, and so he knocks Hawk (AfroJoe) off the apron! On the outside, Scotty grabs Cong and throws him back into the ring, straight into the waiting DW, who sets him up for a DDT-WHAM!! He makes a cover, and the Trist doesn’t hesitate to count, 1.2.kick-out. An extremely fast count from Trist there, and a wry smile forms across DW’s face, as if to say, “we don’t need a quick count to win this one.”
It looks as though DW is going for something big…he puts Cong between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, POWERBOMB!! The impact echoed around the arena, Cong Man is in trouble. Another cover, another quick count from the Trist, and Cong Man has to get his shoulder up very early. DW goes for another DDT, but Cong Man is able to counter into a vertical suplex. Cong Man scrambles to his corner, where he makes a tag to Hawk (AfroJoe).
Hawk wastes no time, and he picks up DW, hooks his arm over his shoulder and nails a Super Brainbuster! The crowd look on in amazement as the big man climbs to the top rope, he’s going for an Elbow Drop! WHAM! He gets it, the elbow making it’s mark right in the midsection of DW. Hawk catapults himself off the ropes, and leaps! BODY SPLASH!1 Over 300lbs dropping onto the poor body of DW, he badly needs a tag.
Hawk calmly tags a now recovered Cong Man, and…I know what they’re going for her, their favourite double team move, the Bigger 4-Splash! Cong Man locks in the Figure 4 Leg Lock, and once again Hawk heads to the top rope! Body Splash!! DW looks nearly unconscious thanks to the combination of a Figure 4 AND a Body Splash from the top rope. Hawk climbs out of the ring, satisfied. CLANG!! CHAIR-SHOT TO HAWK FROM STD!! The Trist didn’t seem to notice, and Hawk is down thanks to that massive chair-shot on the outside.
Cong Man certainly saw it and he’s desperately complaining to Trist, but our guest referee will do nothing! Cong Man looks furious…kick to the gut of Trist, POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! FACEBUSTER!! THE CONGO BONGO TO THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL)!! The ref is down and out, and Cong smiles evilly. But DW from behind-his signature Sleeper Bomb!! DW quickly tags in Scotty The Doggy, and they’re going for a Poetry In Motion, Doggy Style! They whip Cong into the turnbuckle, STD gets onto all fours, DW runs, leaps off STD’s back and with amazing agility, grabs Cong’s head in midair and scores with a DDT!! Amazing!!
STD now jumps up to the top rope, and delivers an absolutely perfect Moonsault to Cong Man!! The Wonder Dogs have gone crazy, as Dead Wonder copies STD, but instead nails a Five-Star Frog Splash! It’s total madness, as DW throws a lifeless Cong into the waiting arms of Scotty-SCOTT BOTTOM!! The Wonder Dogs celebrate in the ring, and the crowd go wild for them. The Wonder Dogs look really pumped u- CLANG!! CLANG!! HAWK (AJ) CAME FROM NO WHERE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, AND INTRODUCED IT TO THE HEADS OF THE WONDER DOGS!!
Hawk hooks the leg, but what he doesn’t realise is that The Psychiatrist is on the top rope! PSYCHO-ANALYSER!! A MASSIVE HEADBUTT OF THE TOP ROPE!! Psychiatrist looks very dazed after that move, but he slowly manages to pull STD over Hawk! The crowd chant in unison with his count, ONE…TWO…
KICK-OUT!! Obviously Psychiatrist took a bit too long, and he staggers to his feet in surprise. But Cong Man is somehow up (although I don’t think he knows where he is), and he nails the supposed guest referee with a Double Underhook DDT, doing the same to Dead Wonder straight after. Meanwhile Hawk (AJ) picks up STD, and delivers a Hawk Screwdriver!! WHAM!! This is surely over as another referee, Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) sprints to the ring, 1…2…3!!
The crowd boo loudly as Cong Man and Hawk (AJ) dazedly celebrate their victory, and hold the three belts aloft! Cong Man is still the CAW Heavyweight Champion, and now Da Animalz Of Doom are the CAW Tag Team Champions!!
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The winners of this match, and still CAW Champion and the new CAW Tag Team Champions: Da Animalz Of Doom.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Who Let The Dogs out with Wonderer mix hits) A massive roar goes up from the crowd as Scotty The Doggy, and his new tag team partner Dead Wonder enter the arena! STD looks hyped up and he’s jumping around madly, but as always DW looks cool and calm. Another loud pop goes up as they celebrate in the ring. STD and his former partner, the now retired Rage (Raziel) have been CAW Tag Champs since January, an extremely long title reign.
(Doom’s Night hits) As CAW Champion The Cong Man and his partner, the HardCAW Champion Hawk (AfroJoe) saunter out, the crowd respond with boos and jeers. The only reason Cong became a fan favourite, and the only reason he made The Revolution was so that he could become CAW Champion, and now he has that he feels that he doesn’t need the fans, or the Revolution anymore.
This match is about to begin…but there’s no referee in the ring.
(Chop Suey by System of a Down hits) Hey, look, it’s The Physchiatrist ( MikeAll)!! And he’s gonna be the Guest Referee! We know that The System Fighters have been having a rivalry as of late with Da Animalz, and I expect The Trist will have some tricks up his sleeve for this match! Da Animalz look shocked, but they have to concentrate on their opponents as STD takes down Cong Man will a Bulldog, and DW does the same to Hawk!
We start with STD and Cong, Scotty going straight to work as he whips Cong into the ropes, and nails a Spinning Wheel Kick! He does the same, but this time follows it up with a Roundhouse Kick straight to the jaw of Cong! Cong Man gets to his feet, and Scott tosses him from one turnbuckle face-first into the other. Cong staggers back, and Scott seizes the opportunity by scoring with a powerful Backdrop Suplex!
Great stuff from the Wonder Dogs as DW gets a tag. They both throw Cong into the ropes, and deliver a Double Monkey Toss! Cong holds his back in anguish, until DW drops his leg right into the neck of Cong, forcing him to roll out of the ring. DW gets angry at this, and so he knocks Hawk (AfroJoe) off the apron! On the outside, Scotty grabs Cong and throws him back into the ring, straight into the waiting DW, who sets him up for a DDT-WHAM!! He makes a cover, and the Trist doesn’t hesitate to count, 1.2.kick-out. An extremely fast count from Trist there, and a wry smile forms across DW’s face, as if to say, “we don’t need a quick count to win this one.”
It looks as though DW is going for something big…he puts Cong between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, POWERBOMB!! The impact echoed around the arena, Cong Man is in trouble. Another cover, another quick count from the Trist, and Cong Man has to get his shoulder up very early. DW goes for another DDT, but Cong Man is able to counter into a vertical suplex. Cong Man scrambles to his corner, where he makes a tag to Hawk (AfroJoe).
Hawk wastes no time, and he picks up DW, hooks his arm over his shoulder and nails a Super Brainbuster! The crowd look on in amazement as the big man climbs to the top rope, he’s going for an Elbow Drop! WHAM! He gets it, the elbow making it’s mark right in the midsection of DW. Hawk catapults himself off the ropes, and leaps! BODY SPLASH!1 Over 300lbs dropping onto the poor body of DW, he badly needs a tag.
Hawk calmly tags a now recovered Cong Man, and…I know what they’re going for her, their favourite double team move, the Bigger 4-Splash! Cong Man locks in the Figure 4 Leg Lock, and once again Hawk heads to the top rope! Body Splash!! DW looks nearly unconscious thanks to the combination of a Figure 4 AND a Body Splash from the top rope. Hawk climbs out of the ring, satisfied. CLANG!! CHAIR-SHOT TO HAWK FROM STD!! The Trist didn’t seem to notice, and Hawk is down thanks to that massive chair-shot on the outside.
Cong Man certainly saw it and he’s desperately complaining to Trist, but our guest referee will do nothing! Cong Man looks furious…kick to the gut of Trist, POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! FACEBUSTER!! THE CONGO BONGO TO THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL)!! The ref is down and out, and Cong smiles evilly. But DW from behind-his signature Sleeper Bomb!! DW quickly tags in Scotty The Doggy, and they’re going for a Poetry In Motion, Doggy Style! They whip Cong into the turnbuckle, STD gets onto all fours, DW runs, leaps off STD’s back and with amazing agility, grabs Cong’s head in midair and scores with a DDT!! Amazing!!
STD now jumps up to the top rope, and delivers an absolutely perfect Moonsault to Cong Man!! The Wonder Dogs have gone crazy, as Dead Wonder copies STD, but instead nails a Five-Star Frog Splash! It’s total madness, as DW throws a lifeless Cong into the waiting arms of Scotty-SCOTT BOTTOM!! The Wonder Dogs celebrate in the ring, and the crowd go wild for them. The Wonder Dogs look really pumped u- CLANG!! CLANG!! HAWK (AJ) CAME FROM NO WHERE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, AND INTRODUCED IT TO THE HEADS OF THE WONDER DOGS!!
Hawk hooks the leg, but what he doesn’t realise is that The Psychiatrist is on the top rope! PSYCHO-ANALYSER!! A MASSIVE HEADBUTT OF THE TOP ROPE!! Psychiatrist looks very dazed after that move, but he slowly manages to pull STD over Hawk! The crowd chant in unison with his count, ONE…TWO…
KICK-OUT!! Obviously Psychiatrist took a bit too long, and he staggers to his feet in surprise. But Cong Man is somehow up (although I don’t think he knows where he is), and he nails the supposed guest referee with a Double Underhook DDT, doing the same to Dead Wonder straight after. Meanwhile Hawk (AJ) picks up STD, and delivers a Hawk Screwdriver!! WHAM!! This is surely over as another referee, Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) sprints to the ring, 1…2…3!!
The crowd boo loudly as Cong Man and Hawk (AJ) dazedly celebrate their victory, and hold the three belts aloft! Cong Man is still the CAW Heavyweight Champion, and now Da Animalz Of Doom are the CAW Tag Team Champions!!
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The winners of this match, and still CAW Champion and the new CAW Tag Team Champions: Da Animalz Of Doom.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Today we enter the SRW Arena just before two superstars fight it out to see who has the chance to be the heir to the Light-Heavy Weight Championship thrown. X-Pac (Kid Rock) and Tajiri (Starlight) will be battling it out for the chance to face the Light-Heavy Weight Title holder, Christian (Grandprix).
Tajiri (Starlight)’s entrance music hits and out comes the man himself, looking psyched up as ever. The cheer as Tajiri slowly makes his way down the ramp, towards the ring. Tajiri cautiously slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles for cheap pops, which he gets in an instant. Tajiri then nervously wanders up and down the ring, awaiting his opponent.
“YO YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” X-Pac (Kid Rock)’s music hits and the former X-Factor member makes his way down the ramp, welcomed only with booing and “X-Pac Sucks” chants. X-Pac keeps on taunting nevertheless. He looks strangely confident for today’s match. X-Pac slides into the ring and awaits the bell.
“DING, DING!” The match officially starts and the two men go into a grapple. They’re both struggling a bit, but eventually X-Pac (Kid Rock) gets the upper hand applies a headlock followed by a backdrop. X-Pac then continues to stomp on Tajiri (Starlight). X-Pac picks him up, throws him into the turnbuckle and then starts to deliver huge chops to the ribs of Tajiri, screaming in pain on each chops impact. After a fury of chops, Tajiri stumbles into the middle of the ring, clutching his ribs tightly, he then turns to face X-Pac, but is sent down to the canvas with a missile dropkick to the face. X-Pac taunts to crowd, to get only booing in return. X-Pac then continues to turn round and starts to stomp on the downhearted Tajiri. X-Pac picks Tajiri up and faces away from him, raising his arms towards the crowd. Suddenly Tajiri dives onto X-Pac’s back applies the sleeper hold, but X-Pac simply elbows him in the gut twice and then delivers a snapmere.
“What do thinks wrong with him?” J.R. asks, without moving his lips “Haven’t you figured it out? Where’s Torrie?” The King of women answers sternly ;-D. Meanwhile in the ring X-Pac (Kid Rock) is still on the offensive, kicking Tajiri (Starlight) when he’s down. But then Tajiri grabs X-Pac’s foot and twists it, causing him to spiral to the canvas, face first. X-Pac looks up shock, but only to be kicked in the face with a huge amount of power. “First denial now anger, that’s how it goes!” King explains to his ventriloquist friend. Tajiri is really kicking all kinds of things out of X-Pac, he’s on fire! X-Pac has started to bleed at the mouth, what a gruesome sight! X-Pac is then thrown into the turnbuckle, hitting Mike Chioda (Loki) over the top rope. Anything and everything could happen now!
Tajiri (Starlight) and the rest of the crowd know what’s going to happen now! X-Pac on the turnbuckle! The referee down! Tarantula! X-Pac is screaming in pain, it looks like his back is about break under all of the pressure put on by Tajiri. “Is that steam coming out of X-Pac’s ears? Nope, just my glasses are steaming up.” JR exclaims, again without moving his lips, how does he do it? Anyway, back to the match. X-Pac is still screaming in pain, the ref is out cold. Blood is starting to pour out of X-Pac’s mouth on the canvas (The cleaners aren’t going too be happy about that!). Tajiri is laughing with an evil grin on his face, applying the submission even tighter as X-Pac screams in pain. Finally the referee gets up and counts to five, so Tajiri has to break the hold. X-Pac collapses to the canvas and rolls around in pain.
Tajiri (Starlight) picks up X-Pac (Kid Rock), Tajiri turns away from X-Pac, but only to turn round to an X-Factor! Suddenly Christian (Granprix)’s music hits and X-Pac looks up. He then turns back round to Tajiri. GREEN MIST! Tajiri then delivers a huge roundhouse kick to the face. Tajiri then pins. Mike Chioda (Loki) counts. 1… 2… 3!!! Tajiri has won it! He will meet Christian at… the next thingy.
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Tajiri (Starlight)’s entrance music hits and out comes the man himself, looking psyched up as ever. The cheer as Tajiri slowly makes his way down the ramp, towards the ring. Tajiri cautiously slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles for cheap pops, which he gets in an instant. Tajiri then nervously wanders up and down the ring, awaiting his opponent.
“YO YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” X-Pac (Kid Rock)’s music hits and the former X-Factor member makes his way down the ramp, welcomed only with booing and “X-Pac Sucks” chants. X-Pac keeps on taunting nevertheless. He looks strangely confident for today’s match. X-Pac slides into the ring and awaits the bell.
“DING, DING!” The match officially starts and the two men go into a grapple. They’re both struggling a bit, but eventually X-Pac (Kid Rock) gets the upper hand applies a headlock followed by a backdrop. X-Pac then continues to stomp on Tajiri (Starlight). X-Pac picks him up, throws him into the turnbuckle and then starts to deliver huge chops to the ribs of Tajiri, screaming in pain on each chops impact. After a fury of chops, Tajiri stumbles into the middle of the ring, clutching his ribs tightly, he then turns to face X-Pac, but is sent down to the canvas with a missile dropkick to the face. X-Pac taunts to crowd, to get only booing in return. X-Pac then continues to turn round and starts to stomp on the downhearted Tajiri. X-Pac picks Tajiri up and faces away from him, raising his arms towards the crowd. Suddenly Tajiri dives onto X-Pac’s back applies the sleeper hold, but X-Pac simply elbows him in the gut twice and then delivers a snapmere.
“What do thinks wrong with him?” J.R. asks, without moving his lips “Haven’t you figured it out? Where’s Torrie?” The King of women answers sternly ;-D. Meanwhile in the ring X-Pac (Kid Rock) is still on the offensive, kicking Tajiri (Starlight) when he’s down. But then Tajiri grabs X-Pac’s foot and twists it, causing him to spiral to the canvas, face first. X-Pac looks up shock, but only to be kicked in the face with a huge amount of power. “First denial now anger, that’s how it goes!” King explains to his ventriloquist friend. Tajiri is really kicking all kinds of things out of X-Pac, he’s on fire! X-Pac has started to bleed at the mouth, what a gruesome sight! X-Pac is then thrown into the turnbuckle, hitting Mike Chioda (Loki) over the top rope. Anything and everything could happen now!
Tajiri (Starlight) and the rest of the crowd know what’s going to happen now! X-Pac on the turnbuckle! The referee down! Tarantula! X-Pac is screaming in pain, it looks like his back is about break under all of the pressure put on by Tajiri. “Is that steam coming out of X-Pac’s ears? Nope, just my glasses are steaming up.” JR exclaims, again without moving his lips, how does he do it? Anyway, back to the match. X-Pac is still screaming in pain, the ref is out cold. Blood is starting to pour out of X-Pac’s mouth on the canvas (The cleaners aren’t going too be happy about that!). Tajiri is laughing with an evil grin on his face, applying the submission even tighter as X-Pac screams in pain. Finally the referee gets up and counts to five, so Tajiri has to break the hold. X-Pac collapses to the canvas and rolls around in pain.
Tajiri (Starlight) picks up X-Pac (Kid Rock), Tajiri turns away from X-Pac, but only to turn round to an X-Factor! Suddenly Christian (Granprix)’s music hits and X-Pac looks up. He then turns back round to Tajiri. GREEN MIST! Tajiri then delivers a huge roundhouse kick to the face. Tajiri then pins. Mike Chioda (Loki) counts. 1… 2… 3!!! Tajiri has won it! He will meet Christian at… the next thingy.
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